Thursday, 26 March 2009

Electronic Scarers

Sick of intruders trying to steal items from your own home? Then purchase our Electronic Scarers. The scarers are basically cute, electronic versions of famous horror icons that are tailor made for scaring away intruders.

They are:
  • Freddy Krueger (appears in the intruder's nightmares and brutally murders them in their sleep, also says plenty of one-liners)
  • Jason Voorhees (stalks the intruder then chases after them with his chainsaw)
  • Ben Willis (appears in front of the intruder, then stabs them in the hand with his hookhand)
  • Norman Bates (scares them in the bathroom, then hacks them to death with a kitchen knife)
  • Chucky and Tiffany (pretend to be innocent dolls, then kill the intruder in a very merciless fashion)
  • Hans (stares at them with his creepy eyes)
  • Chestbuster alien (causes extreme body horror to the intruder)
  • American Werewolf wolf (growls, then mauls the intruder)
  • Seth Brundle/BrundleFly (does the "vomit drop" on the intruder)
  • Sweeney Todd (slits the intruder's throat)
  • Jerry Dandridge (turns into his crazy cartoonish vampiric form and hissess at the intruder)
  • Penny Wise (takes on the shape of the intruder's worst fear)
  • Jack Torrance (goes ax crazy on the intruder)

2 comments:

  1. I found all of these at Suncoast in the mall today, and I bought Chucky, Tiffany, Sweeney Todd, Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees and two Norman Bates, one of which I am mailing to an Amiright parodist who enjoys "Psycho" as a surprise gift. They are great!

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  2. My brother has Jerry Dandridge, Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, Sweeney Todd, Norman Bates, Chucky and Tiffany, Hans and The Chestbuster Alien. I have those ones too but I also have the newest one Hannibal Lecter. Both of us have Michael Myers from the Halloween movies.

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