I read some shocking news about Michael Jackson, a report on some website said that his voice isn't really high pitched after all and that's it's actually rather deep. Now I find this very hard to believe, i've listened to mostly all of Michael's songs and his voice is deffenatley high pitched (like almost on the same level as John Kassir who is the voice of Crypt Keeper in Tales from the crypt) and never have I heard him sing in a deep voice before- ever. Sure he sounds more aggressive in some of his songs (e.g most of the ones on the Invincible album, Dirty Diana on the Bad album and quite a few on Dangerous) but one thing I know for sure is that he hasn't got a deep voice at all- it's actually rather nice and soathing. Michael's a talented performer, he's timeless, he's an inspiration to singers of today, he's a pop culture icon. Michael has actually got quite a nice voice and I don't care what anyone else says about him- he's the best, always will be. I know there's been a lot of rumours, speculacion and superstition around him in the past but the very notion of him actually have a deep voice is weird and riddiculous beyond all reason. Michael has quite a nice voice and is such a great person, he's a dedicated father- he loves children and animals, he's a recluse- but he's a friendly recluse, he's done so much charity work, he's got a great imagination he's a gifted dancer and a talented person in general. His music videos are genius especially Thriller, Black Or White (which caused some controversy I've heard) Billie Jean, Smooth Criminal, and Ghosts (which was a full length movie). His cameo as Agent M in Men In Black II is nothing short of amazing- he gets to do a comedic line or two. And he's one of the best unlockable characters in Ready To Rumble Round 2 (he's my best character in the game, I completeled arcade mode more than 3 times with him, he's one of the fastest boxers in the game, and the fact he provides his own voice just adds more awesome to the mixture). Sure people make many wisecracks about him because he's had more than a few plastic surgery operations done to his face (e.g some say his nose is made of rubber) and sure some people refer to him think that he's crazy and refer to him as "Wacko Jacko" , sure he's quite eccentric but he's like a real life Willy Wonka (so much so that is said that Johnny Depp's version of Willy Wonka in Tim Burton's Charlie And The Chocolate Factory was based on him) and is quite easy to see the parrallels between him and Johnny Depp's version of Willy Wonka (e.g both of them had a tough childhood, both of them are eccentric and just love children, and both of them are quite well known). Johnny's version of the famous chocolate factory owner even looks and sounds like Michael. Michael is so well known throughout the world/universe that it would be impossible to find someone who doesn't know who he is. Like David Bowie, Michael is a talented musician and also a master of disguise. Michael is a pure unparalled paragon of coolness- he's beyond cool. He's a true visionary and is extremely creative. Michael is truly one of the greatest singers on the face of the earth (second only to Elvis, Tom Jones, and the Rat Pack). Michael is so graceful when he's dancing, the first time he did the moonwalk was simply a magical moment for all who saw it (he's walking forwards, but it gives the allusion that he is walking backwards, it's like magic). Michael is full of surprises, he's just magical. He's like a magician, you might never know what tricks he has up his sleeve. He's got a silky smooth quality in his voice and swan-like grace on the dancefloor, and an impish charm that makes him unique. He truly is unique, and he has a Peter Pan-like mystique that makes him charming and fun. He's truly one-of-a-kind, there will never be another guy like him. I personally believe he is innocent of all charges. I refuse to believe any rumours regarding me such as the one I mentioned at the start about him actually having a deep voice not a high pitched one- which I think is false and a load of a baloney. Michael's voice is silky smooth and deffinately not deep in any way. And if Michael himself is reading this, tell him I said hi and that he's the greatest. He's a Thriller, a Smooth Criminal, he's Invincible, he's Off The Wall, and he's the king of pop. Michael is the best no matter what they say.
Michael Jackson is the best singer ever. Nuff said.
There's a Michael Jackson fansite my brother and I went on a long while ago, i think it was on geocities- and one of the sections had photomanipulated pictures of him as a vampire. I don't remember what it was called but i think it was something like Dark Side Of Michael Jackson. Someday we'll find it.
Except for the hairstyle and eye color, that picture looks more like me than Jacko. I have been told on different occasions that I resembled the Duchess of York, Nicole Kidman, Kirsten Dunst as seen in "Spiderman", assorted "Beanie Boppers" plush dolls (many of which depict cute redheads) made by the same company that put out Beanie Babies and some of your stuffed ladybugs that may have inspired Doizee and which I saw on your "Tales of Amusement" blog, as well as Madison from "Splash" and Ariel as you mentioned- all well-known (or fairly so) redheads that have entered pop culture in any way.
ReplyDeleteWell technically that's Michael Jackson during his Dangerous period. But it's deffenately Michael alright. Madison is a blond mermaid I recall. As for Doizee, well she is a satire of those plush ladybugs- she's a plush ladybug backup but she's as flat as a pancake because she has no stuffing in her. That's why we call her Doizee the roadkill ladybug- because she looks like roadkill.
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