Now depending on who you ask some might say that Chuck Norris is the most awesome man in the world.
But the correct answer is Bruce Campbell. In case you don't know who Bruce is, he is a great actor famous for his role as Ash in the Evil Dead films. He is an incredibly handsome, talented star with a lantern jaw of justice and he's the most badass guy in the movie industry.
Bruce just has that effect on people, he's just so awesome that people immediatley take notice - some even worship him . And who wouldn't? He's kickass.
His chin is very big, impressive and mighty. It's more mightier than Jay Leno's one.
Also I should mention that both Bruce and Jay are bitter rivals and once had a great Chin War to see whose chin was more impressive. Bruce won, and Jay lost. Leno is still mad that he lost and claims that Bruce cheated (which isn't entirely true because it is considered cheat only by regular chin war standards, but not on Bruce Campbellian standards - so it was a Bruce Campbell bias) - well he should be the one talking because he stole his old show back from Conan O Brian.
Jay challenged Bruce to another chin-off - which is taking place right now as i am typing this.
I cannot tell who the winner is going to be but it looks like they're really having a go at eachother.
I conclude that Bruce might win this one again like he did last time - unless Leno has a dirty trick or two up his sleeve.
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