This one is about a vampric clone of Jay Leno, he appears in my Leno nightmares and he's a real pain in the neck (literally).
This guy manifests in my Leno nightmares.
He is Jay Leno's evil clone.
He looks just like Jay except he's got grey skin, black hair, and is kind of a vampire.
But he's not the Twilight kind of vampire, no he's a badass 80's style vampire.
Even dressess like one of the bikers from The Lost Boys.
He rides a ghost rider style motorcycle.
He is more comical than scary at times because of his nasally voice and occassional half laugh/sneer
But much like Jay Leno himself he sometimes shouts LOUDLY to sound more imtimdating.
And believe me it's really quite effective when he does it.
He is often out to get me for no reason other than revenge.
His favourite blood type is B Negative.
He doesn't use the old scrape and lick technique.
He prefers to drink it from cans.
Oh evil Jay, what do you want?
Surely you have a reason for trying to get me.
You better stay away, or i'll put this stake to your heart
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