Meat and Bruce

If I was a songwriter like Jim Steinman one of the songs i would write would be about Bruce Campbell, and I would get Meatloaf to sing it.




Because Meatloaf can sing about absolutely anything and make it epic. So a song about Bruce performed by him would be the ultimate in epic win.



I would write in the exact same style as Jim Steinman does when writing Meatloaf songs sometimes - lots of fire and brimstone.



The music video itself would have Meatloaf and Bruce both appearing in it, it would be set in the city at night - and it would start off with an opening intro in which a bunch of deadites, demons and shadow creatures run amuck in the city, then we hear the sound of a motorcycle engine, a motorcycle approaches and we see Meatloaf riding it with Bruce sitting in the sidecar.



Both of them leap off the motorcycle and fight of all the deadites, demons and shadow creatures.



A giant bat creature rises up from the ground and does several claw swipes. The creature's claw swipe knocks Bruce and Meat in the firey pits of hell.



Bruce is unconcious but then wakes up. Bruce looks around at his surroundings to see he is in hell, but Meatloaf says..."Ah it's no biggie. Between you and me, this is about the 15,000th time that I've ended up in here."



Bruce then doubles over in pain as two big black bat-like wings burst out of his back. His ears become pointy, he develops fangs and glowing red eyes as well as claws..



Then he and Meatloaf hop on the motorcycle again and burst out of the gates of Hell - they encounter the bat creature once again - Bruce gets out his boomstick and blasts the bat creature - while Meatloaf circles around it on his motorcycle. The sunlight hits and the bat creature explodes.



And Meatloaf and BC break out of the darkness and fly away like a bat out of Hell.



At the end the two part ways and shake hands as they say goodbye, and Bruce turns back to normal.