That old chicken joke

Ever wonder about that old chicken joke and why the chicken crossed the road?   Then wonder no more.. because I have the answers.


Top ten explaninations of why the chicken crossed the road:




10. To get to the other side.

9. He was learning about road safety.

8. He was running away from home.

7. Somebody dared him to do it.

6. He was stupid and drunk.

5. Because he felt like doing it.

4. He wanted to see if there was another chicken on the other side.

3. He was trying to get home.

2. He was confused and forgot the way back.

1. His car broke down so he had to walk.