The Museum Of Extreme Oddities

We are proud to announce the grand reopening of our museum the Doc M And Co Museum Of Extreme Oddities. Our museum was closed down a couple of years ago because of machines gone haywire. It's a pretty big one too It's not only a museum, it's also part amusement park. And here are the many exciting things this place offers:

The Sci Fi Wing: Rides and Attractions

• Star Wars Flight Simulator. (this ride allows you to pilot an X-Ray, tie fighter, Naboo star fighter or the milenium falcon, and realistic graphics make it look like you're in the one of the Star Wars movies)
• Buzz Lightyear Space Quest (this action packed ride gives you the chance to save the galaxy with everyone's favourite space ranger)
• Talk With The Aliens (this attraction uses special software, speak into the microphone and anything you say will be translated into an alien language of your choice)
• Darth Rangoon's Sith Challenge (this attraction is where you get to face our good friend and future sithlord Darth Rangoon in a series of challenges including lightsaber battles)
• Ben 10 Morph Chamber (using state of the art technology, this attraction has the ability to turn you into one of Ben's alien hero forms)
• Dr Who Time Machine (take a journey through time when you hop on this attraction)
• Terminator Robot Battle Spectacular(see our replica of the Terminator battle against other robots and androids in this epic show)
• Star Trek Voyage (this Star Trek inspired ride takes you on a virtual reality trip through the universe, also inserts you into a scene from the Star Trek tv series or one of the movies so it looks like you're a part of Captain Kirk's crew).
• MST3K Experience (allows you to be a part of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and gives you the chance to meet Mike and the bots)

The Magic And Fantasy Wing:

• Into The Labyrinth (this attraction is a maze made to be extremely like the one from the film Labyrinth, see if you can make it through the maze and outwit Jareth, has various creatures, and more than a few suprises, narrated by Tyrone The Terrible doing his extremely clever David Bowie impersonation, also features realistic hologram of David Bowie as Jareth the goblin king)
• Fairy Tale Ferry (this is a gentle boat ride which takes you through fairy tale land).
• Never Ending Story Dragon Ride (this ride is where you ride on the back of Falkor the luck dragon from Never Ending Story and travel around in a fantastic fantasy world)
• Splash Mermaid Show (this entertaining attraction is a stunt spectacular featuring our resident mermaid and her fishy friends, you can pet the dolphins).
• Dungeons And Dragons Hero's Journey (this ride takes you into the world of Dungeons and Dragons, where you'll encounter monsters of every kind and meet up with a heroic team of adventurers)

The Masters Of Horror Wing: Rides And Attractions

• Nightmare On Elm Street Dreamscape (this ride is the ultimate in scaryiness, in this ride you must help Nancy and the other teens in their struggle against the wicked Freddy Krueger. Remember, don't fall asleep).
• Ghostbusters Ghost Catching Challenge (In this attraction you are required to help the ghostbusters by capturing various evil spirits that are floating around this wing of the museum)
• Poultergeist Haunted House (this ride is based on the film Poultergeist and is similar to Disney's haunted mansion ride except much scarier and without the singing busts, Madam Leota and all the other stuff that the disney haunted house has, this ride uses numerous elements from the Poultergeist movies)
• House Of Wax (this attraction is inspired by the movie House Of Wax, narrated by Tyrone The Terrible doing his famous Vincent Price impersonation)
• Camp Crystal Lake Experience (this ride uses various elements of the Friday the 13th films, it's an epic thrillride)
• Bad Moon Rising (this attraction is inspired by American Werewolf In London and The Howling films, beware the moon).
• The Bates Motel tour (inspired by Psycho, take a tour of the bates motel)
• Jaws (a seeminly gentle boat ride with a bite)
• Gremlins Factory (make your own Gremlins style creature, but don't get it wet, don't expose it to sunlight and don't feed it after midnight)
• Child's Play (this ride is an interactive 3d ride where you have to stop Chucky the killer doll)
• Tales From The Crypt Haunted House tour (take a tour of the famous haunted house from the intro of Tales From The Crypt, if you're really lucky you might meet the Crypt Keeper himself)
• The Alien Experience (this attraction uses elements from the Alien movies, look out for chestbusters, xenomorphs and facehuggers)
• The Bloody Good Sweeney Todd Spectacular (this is a spectacular reinactment of Tim Burton's Sweeney Todd film)
• Zombie Blasters (inspired by George Romero's zombie flicks, in this attraction you have to shoot various zombified townspeople)
• Dr Madness's Monster Morpher (morph yourself into a variety of different monsters such as a vampire, werewolf, zombie, ghost, frankenthing or Tim Burtonesque demon)

The David Cronenberg Wing:

• Squickatorium (experience the squickiness of David Cronenberg's movies, includes elemnts from The Fly, Scanners, Dead Zone, Crash, Existenz and Videodrome, you need to have a really a strong stomach for this attraction)
• The Fly Telepod Ride (test out the telepods from David Cronenberg's The Fly, but be careful not to let a fly in there with you, be afraid, be very afraid)
• Videodrome Experience (a squickily organic attraction inspired by Videodrome)
• Scanners VR Freakout (inspired by Scanners, take a freaky virtual reality trip in a computer)
• Crash Coaster (inspired by the movie Crash, this is a fast paced rollercoaster)

Superhero Wing:

• Millitary Koalas: Assault Force (this is a Millitary Koalas ride, it's a fast paced action ride where you help the Millitary Koalas defend their city from the forces of evil)
• Batman The Ride (a dark ride inspired by Tim Burton's Batman films, includes elements from Batman and Batman Returns)
• Chinstar's Chintastic Stunt Show (a stunt show featuring our friend Sam Leno as his superhero alter ego Chinstar)
• Spiderman Web Shooters (a shooting gallery style attraction where you use spiderman web shooter gloves to shoot webs at enemies like Venom, Carnage, Doc Ock and Rhino)
• Aquaman's Aqua Voyage (take a dive with Aquaman and help him defend the underwater kingdom)
• Power Rangers Powercoaster (a rollercoaster inspired by Power Rangers, it has several elements from all Power Rangers series)
• Beetleborgs 3D (A 3D ride with state of the art special effects, is kind of similar to Muppet Vision 3D, has several elements from Big Bad Beetleborgs and Beetleborgs Metalix.)
• Green Lantern Training (this interactive attraction gives you the chance to test your superhero skills to see if you would make a good member of the Green Lantern Corps)

The Wacky Comedy Wing: Rides And Attractions

• Amiright Parodist Hall Of Fame (this attraction is a homage to parody website Amiright and features various images of alumni from that site and an audio tour which provides the backstory for each one of them, me and my brother included)
• Seinfeld Experience (this inserts you into an episode of the hit show Seinfeld)
• Three Stooges Show (this hillarious show is a homage to the Three Stooges featuring me as Larry, my brother as Moe,Sam Leno as Shemp, and Joshua Loius Belushi as Curly)
• Hall Of Comedians (A tribute to those funnymen who are no longer with us, learn about such great comedians as John Belushi, Richard Pryor, Jackie Gleason and Lucile Ball)
• Laugh O Rama Movie Theatre (a movie theatre which shows various classic comedies from the 70's, 80's and 90's, shows John Candy movies during the months of March and October).
• Doizee's Silly Spinners (this is a wacky spinning teacup style ride inspired by one of Doizee's movies)
• The John Candy Tribute Show (this is a special show that pays homage to the late great John Candy, features our mascot Chumsley the werejohncandy as John Candy)
• The Mask Wacky Rollercoaster (a zany rollercoaster inspired by the Jim Carrey comedy The Mask)
• Saturday Night Live Experience (this attraction uses special technology to insert you into a SNL sketch of your choice, you can choose from 1978-1992)
• Caddyshack Golf Cart Racers (inspired by the hit film Caddyshack).

All this is what we have to offer at our museum/amusement park. Don't forget to check out the giftshop. Also be sure not to miss the special character meet and greets.