Jeff Goldblum's watching you- a song parody

There's an internet meme involving Jeff Goldblum (of The Fly and Jurassic Park fame) where there's a big poster of him or something like that with the words...Jeff Goldblum is watching you (insert verb here).

Well this song parody is all about that meme.

Jeff's watching

I tell ya,

Jeff's watching

Jeff's watching you

Are you just an average person?

With an average life

Do you work from nine to five?

Hey, hell, do you pay the price?

Is all you want is to be left alone

In your average home

But do you always feel

Like you're in the twilight zone
Do you always feel like

(Jeff Goldblum's watching you)

And do you want your privacy?

Whooooa-oh-oh(Do you always feel like)

(Jeff Goldblum's watching you)

Do you think it's a weird thing?

When you come home at night

Do you bolt the door real tight?

Do people call you on the phone?

You're trying to avoid.

Can people on TV see you?

Or are you just paranoid?
When you're in the shower

Are you afraid to wash your hair?

'Cause you might open your eyes

And find someone standing there

Do people say you're crazy?

Just a little touched

Or is it that showers remind youOf Psycho too much

Is that it?

Do you always feel like

(Jeff Goldblum's watching you)

And do you want your privacy?

Whooooa-oh-oh

(Do you always feel like)

(Jeff Goldblum's watching you)

Is Jeff playing tricks on you?

[Instrumental Interlude]

(Jeff's watching you)

Are you not sure anymore?

Do you know why Jeff's watching you?

(Jeff's watching)

Well, why is Jeff Goldblum watching?

(Jeff's watching)

Do you feel you're not safe anymore?

Oh, this doesn't look good at all.

I wonder what Jeff's up to now

(Jeff)

Is he the fly on the wall?

Do you always feel like

(Jeff Goldblum's watching you)

And do you want your privacy?

Whooooa-oh-oh

(Do you always feel like)

(Jeff Goldblum's watching you)

Is Jeff playing tricks on you?

Do you always feel like

(Jeff Goldblum's watching you)

And do you want your privacy?

Whooooa-oh-oh

(Do you always feel like)

(Jeff Goldblum's watching you)

Do you think it's a weird thing?
Do you always feel like

(Jeff Goldblum's watching you)

And do you want your privacy?

Whooooa-oh-oh

(Do you always feel like)

(Jeff Goldblum's watching you)

Is Jeff playing tricks on you?

Well last time we checked, Jeff Goldblum wasn't watching us. Anyway we like Jeff Goldblum, he's one of my brothers favourite actors. People say i'm a lot like his character from The Fly. Jeff provided the voice of Falco in the Millitary Koalas movie. In case you were wondering which one Falco is - he's the one with the power to shapeshift.

People say i'm a lot like Seth Brundle from the 1986 remake of The Fly. And this photomanip of me here really does prove it.

Most of it is true, I am kind of like Seth Brundle except I haven't been turned into a giant human/fly hybrid creature- my brother was turned into a Brundlefly clone once though. Me and my brother invented a telepod just like the one that was in the film. My brother tested it out because he wanted to recreate the experiment from the film- the good news is that the telepod works- the bad news is that he got turned into a Brundlefly clone and stayed like that for over a week. I managed to get him back to normal eventually.

Speaking of Brundlefly, Mohinder Suresh from Heroes seems to have quite a lot of similarities to him.

Rejected

A long while ago, me and my brother wrote a story for a transformation themed site called Doc's Lab (not to be confused with our lab of course). It was about a rockstar who turns into an antropomorphic Jim Carrey style grinch. We called it I Was A Rocking Weregrinch. After we finished typing the whole thing up we submitted to the website. Sadly, though it never got added to that big story list of theirs. So we assume it was rejected. We did a second one in a similar style except a little more light hearted, we called it Hollywood Grinch. It was about a star who gets a job performing as the grinch for the annual grinchmas celebration at universal studios- and ends up becoming a grinch himself (literally). This one also sadly got rejected, apparently those no talent losers at the Doc's Lab forum said it was too childish and that the main character was a "Marty Stu" type. They kept saying stuff like..."What, haven't you outgrown Dr Seuss yet?". Which if you ask me, was just plain insulting. They are wrong. The main character in the story is NOT a "Marty Stu" at all- he's a rich, mysterious Bruce Wayne type. The stories on Doc's Lab are good but some are just a little too rauncy for even my liking, and not to mention that some of the descriptions of the transformations are more than just a little graphic. There are a lot of good ones but there are some which really kind of turn me off and squick me out- and those ones are ones where innocent girls are turned into cows and ones where people become birds- I have an aversion to cows and birds. My mother HATES certain kinds of bird, one time during the summer we were in the backyard lying about, my mother was relaxing and this stupid bird comes flying by and sqwuarks at her twice, she then yells "Oh shut up bird!" and then swore at it. Bird tfs are absolutely the worst kind of animal tf there is, the beak growing part would be THE worst part of the thing- heck, I can't even describe how that part would go- just thinking about it makes me hurl. It would be like something out of Company Of Wolves (which is a brilliant werewolf film btw). Don't get me started on cow tfs, I have had an aversion to cows ever since I was forced to watch that Fingerprint Farm segment on Playdays when I was little. The damm cow from that segment always creeped me out and so did the owl- the owl was so spooky when it did it's "twit twoo toodleoo" hoot at the end of that segment. Cow tfs are horrible especially for the poor girl having to endure them. This is the precist reason why we DON'T do either one of those tfs. Heck, we stay away from hooved animals in general (except the moose of course, that's because weremoose is our close personal friend) and we steer clear from any birds. I guess those guys at Doc's Lab wanted something a bit more dark and edgy. We don't usually do stories like that. Sure we've done a few of those but those were just for a contest. We don't do dark and edgy- and I am no Tim Burton. We don't usually do ones with graphic transformation scenes in them-we've only do it once. But we DON'T do horrifying transformation scenes, I've only done it once but they're not as good as how David Cronenberg does them- and on a side note, I am no Seth Brundle/Brundlefly- even though people say I'm a lot like him.

Our grinch transformation stories can be seen in "Morphs, Legends, and Heroes" - a book compilation of short stories, poems and transcripts me and my friends have put together. It's quite an entertaining read. There's a couple of Millitary Koalas ones in there too including one my brother wrote which tell us about the origin of Andria's character Madonna. There's also one Chinstar wrote where his character teams up with Ash from the Evil Dead films. There's also quite a few about Chumsley in there. There's also a cute adventure story my brother wrote called Amiright Babies, it's kind of like Muppet Babies. And there's also a Rattastein Brothers short story we wrote.