New Millitary Koalas stuff

Good news fans! We've got some great new Millitary Koalas stuff. First off, we would like to thank all the fans who entered the Design A Fortress contest. There were so many good ones it was hard to decide which one we liked best. The one we really liked the most was done by Master Of Oz's highly intelligent brother Kevin who is a nuclear phsyicist. Also, a new issue of the Millitary Koalas Database magazine out this month, in this issue you'll find out all about the gadgets and weapons Clark creates for the team, you'll also learn secrets about the team (e.g Madonna's favourite alcholic beverages, Blondie's list of boys she has a crush on, and Elvis's favourite foods), there's also a new action packed comic where the team travels to the old west and meets their wild west counterparts the Cowpoke Koalas. There's also an episode guide, contests, and more. Plus, there's an exclusive scoop on an action packed new episode guest starring Evil Dead star Bruce Campbell. There's a free pack of trading cards with every issue. And fi you're lucky enough to find the extra, impossibly rare shiny golden Madonna card you may be in for the chance to win a Mega Console game system with a great assortment of games including the Millitary Koalas games.

Our favourite transformation art specialist

We are quite good at doing transformation themed art. We look up to the great transformation art specialists and they are:

• Werekatt (his photomanipulations are the best, his site has transformation images from various toons, movies, comics and tv shows on it too)
• Lance Halloway/Weremoose (his transformation photomanips and art are genius, he has a neat site too)
• Arania (a true genius when it comes to Transformation art, all of her work is pure genius and her art is amazing, you should see her site it's neat)

Our tv station

We have our own tv station called The Awesome TV Network. It features a variety of programs.

Animated shows we air on our channel:

• Biker Mice Extreme
• Mllitary Koalas.
• Blues Brothers Adventures.
• Mystery Men: The Series.
• Chumsley and Friends.
• The Adventures Of Chinstar.
• Tonight Show Kids.
• Mangrinch The Animated Series.
• Heero Mangrinch (anime).
• The Doizee Club.
• Doizee's Fairy Tales (puppetry)
• The Amateurs
• Robin Grinch.

Live action shows:

• House Monsters
• Horror Hotel.
• Herodale College.
• National Lampoon Animal House Chronicles.
• Teenage WereElvis
• GrinchQuest.
• Time Surfers.
• Comic Calamity (a SNL style comedy show)
• The Trope Report with Josh Belushi (a tv tropes themed news satire with Joshua Louis Belushi/WereJoshPeckPrince as the host)

Combination of both:

• Misadventures Of Doc M.
• Cartoonatics (based on the movie my brother was in)
• Night Of Alterations.

Disney Mushabellies

We've got some Disney mushabellies available, there are two sets Disney Sidekicks and Disney Villains.

Disney Sidekicks: Series 1

• Genie, Lago (Aladdin) - Lago sqwuaks when you squeeze his stomach, Genie sings Friend Like Me when you squeeze his stomach)
• Phil, Pain, Panic (Hercules)- Phil says "Hey, watch it!" when you squeeze his stomach and Pain and Panic do Three Stooges impersonations when you squeeze theirs)
• Lumiere, Cogsworth, Lefou (Beauty And The Beast)- Lumiere chuckles and says "Ah, lamore" when you squeeze his stomach, Cogsworh says "Be careful now i'm very delicate" when you squeeze his stomach, and Lefou sings the Gaston song when you squeeze his stomach.
• Meeko, Flit (Pocahontas)- Meeko makes chittering noises when you squeeze his stomach, and Flit makes humming sounds when you squeeze his stomach.
• Victor, Laverne and Hugo (Hunchback of Notre Dame)- Victor says "I rather liked that, would you please do that again?" when you squeeze his stomach, Laverne says "That hits the spot" when you squeeze hers, and Hugo laughs and says "Hey, that tickles!" when you squeeze his.
• Kronk (Emperor's New Groove) - says numerous Kronkisms when you squeeze his stomach and also says...."Riiiiiiiight" like he does in the film.
• Fidget (Great Mouse Detective)- makes screeching noises when you squeeze his stomach
• Sebastian, Flounder (Little Mermaid)- Sebastian sings Under The Sea when you squeeze his stomach and Flounder giggles when you squeeze his.

Disney Villains: Series 1.

• Amos Slade (Fox And The Hound) - says "Where's that fox? I can't wait to blast him!" when you squeeze his stomach.
• Maleficent (Sleeping Beauty)- laughs evilly when you squeeze her stomach
• Madam Mim (Sword And The Stone) - cackles when you squeeze her stomach.
• Medusa (Rescuers) - same as the Cruella one except she says "I hate mice" when you squeeze her stomach.
• Pete (early Disney shorts, Goof Troop) - chuckles and says..."You're quite a wise guy aren't ya?" when you squeeze his stomach.
• Cruella (101 Dalmations) - laughs manically when you squeeze her stomach, also shouts "Get those puppies!"
• Lady Tremaine (Cinderella)- says "Don't just stand there, get to work!" when you squeeze her stomach)
• Queen/Witch (Snow White) - says "Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest mushabelly of them all?' when you squeeze her stomach.
• Chernabog (Fantasia) - roars when you squeeze his stomach.
• Shere Kahn, Kaa (Jungle Book) - Shere Kahn growls when you squeeze his stomach and Kaa sings Trust In Me when you squeeze his.
• Sykes (Oliver and Company) - yells "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" when you squeeze his stomach.
• Judge Doom (Who Framed Roger Rabbit) - cackles and then says "You know when you squeezed my stomach earlier I sounded JUST...LIKE....THIS!".
• Ursula (Little Mermaid) - sings Poor Unfortunate Souls when you squeeze her stomach.
• Gaston (Beauty And The Beast) - says numerous Gastonisms when you squeeze his stomach.

Special holiday mushabellies

We've got some special holiday themed Mushabellies.

Halloween Mushabellies:

• Wolfie (a Werewolf, howls when you squeeze his stomach)
• Derek (a devil, laughs manically when you squeeze his stomach)
• Fred (Freddy Krueger, plays the theme from Nightmare On Elm Street when you squeeze his stomach)
• Jase (Jason Voorhees, makes the ki-ki-ma-ma-ma-ki-ki-ki sound effect when you squeeze his stomach)
• Chuck (Chucky from Child's Play, cackles when you squeeze his stomach). Tiffany is also available.
• Norm (Norman Bates, makes knife stabbing noises when you squeeze his stomach)
• Benny (Ben Willis, sings One Way Or Another by Blondie when you squeeze his stomach)
• Ghostie (Ghostface, asks..."Do you like scary movies?" when you squeeze his stomach)
• Mikey (Michael Myers, plays the Halloween theme when you squeeze his stomach)
• Reg (Regan from The Exorcist, plays the Tublular Bells theme from the movie and also spurts out profanities in Latin when you squeeze her stomach)
• Jerry (Jerry Dandringe from Fright Night, hissess when you squeeze his stomach)
• CB (Chestbuster alien, makes hissing noises when you squeeze his stomach)
• Sweeney (Sweeney Todd, sings a song from the Sweeney Todd movie when you squeeze his stomach)
• Crpytie (the Crypt Keeper, cackles and says "Hello boils and ghouls" when you squeeze his stomach, features the voice of John Kassir)
• Franz (The child killer from M, makes shivering noises and splutters "How I must! Don't want to! MUST! DON'T WANT TO! MUST! And then, a voice screams - I can't bear to hear it! I can't... I can't..." when you squeeze his stomach, I provided the voice for this one using my best Peter Lorre impersonation)
• Fang ( American Werewolf In London werewolf, squeeze his stomach and makes the werewolf howl from the film, Fang is our nickname for him)
• Vincent (a gentleman mushabelly made to resemble Vincent Price, laughs evilly when you squeeze his stomach, voice for this mushabelly is provided by Tyrone The Terrible doing his famous Vincent Price impersonation)
• Jeff (Seth Brundle/Brundlefly, says lines from The Fly when you squeeze his stomach)
• Coop (A showman mushabelly made to look like Alice Cooper, sings "Welcome To My Nightmare" when you squeeze his stomach)

Christmas Mushabellies:

• Greeny (Grinch, made to look like Jim Carrey's version, sings It's Not Easy Being Green when you squeeze his stomach)
• Shadow, Whisper, and Creepers (Christmas Carol ghosts of Christmas past, present and future, make ghostly wails when you squeeze their stomach)

Easter:

• Hopsy (Easter bunny, talks in a Bugs Bunnyesque voice when you squeeze his stomach)

Valentine's Day:

• Chrissie (a mermaid, sings "Part Of Your World" from The Little Mermaid when you squeeze her stomach)
• Sarah (a princess, sings "That's How You Know" from Enchanted when you squeeze her stomach)
• Larvin (Cupid, giggles when you squeeze his stomache)

Others:

• Elvis (Elvis Presley mushabelly for Elvis Week, sings and says "Thank you, thank you very much" and "Uh huh huh" when you squeeze his stomach)

Advertising Space

There is one song that I really like and it's called Advertising Space by Robbie Williams. It's about Elvis. It's quite a touching sentimental song and the most beautiful song i've ever heard. I myself am a huge Elvis Presley fan. I am a WereElvis you know. The song really speaks to me. The song inspires me. In a way it kind of tells a story.

About Chinstar, Tyrone, and Oz

Here is some stuff you may not know about our friends:

Chinstar:

• His real name is Sam Leno.
• He is a professional superhero.
• He is also a Jay Leno-lookalike.
• He possessess a lantern jaw of justice.
• His favourite disney character is Buzz Lightyear.
• Favourite superhero: The Crimson Chin (from the Fairly Odd Parents, he's voiced by Jay Leno).
• He is the only other person to play the role of Gaston in a company production of Beauty And The Beast besides me.
• His superpowers include flying, heat vision, super strength, invulnerability and super speed.
• When he's not fighting crime he is a mild mannered reporter for our weekly magazine.
• His house is quite similar to the Wayne Manor from Batman. He also has a fortress of solitude.
• His superhero costume is kind of like Superman's one except it has a star on it in place of an S.
• He also served as the writer and producer for our hit production Leno.
• His favourite colours are red, white, and blue.
• His song parody speciality is superhero themed ones.
• Favorite food: Cool Ranch Doritos (just like Jay Leno).
• Favourite animal: Lion.

Tyrone The Terrible:

• His full name is Tyrone Lucius DeSoto.
• He is a professional supervillain.
• He is of Latin descent.
• His song parody speciality is villain songs.
• His trademarks include his evil laugh and his twisted sense of humour.
• He has black hair with red streaks.
• He lives in a big sinister looking fortress- it's the gothic one with the big T on it.
• He is a highly intelligent person.
• He makes and owns several evil inventions.
• He is known for being a Large Ham.
• His idols include Vincent Price, Christopher Lee, Jeff Goldblum, Jack Nicholson, Chris Sarandon, Peter Lorre and Tim Curry.
• His favourite film directors: David Cronenberg, John Landis, John Carpenter, George Lucas, Wes Craven, David Lynch and Tim Burton.
• Favourite Disney character: Any and all Disney villains especially Gaston, Scar, Ratigan, Shere Kahn, Maleficent and Ursula.
• Favourite musicians: Meatloaf, Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, and Alice Cooper.
• Favourite song: Everybody Wants To Rule The World- Tears For Fears (it's his ringtone and also the tune his doorbell plays)
• Favourite animal: Bats, spiders, and snakes.
• He writes villain songs for our productions.
• He can do mean impersonations of Mick Jagger, David Bowie, Tim Curry and Simon Cowell (as demonstrated in the animated fantasy film Fantastic Portal)
• His favourite tv show is BlackAdder.
• His favourite colours are black, purple, grinch green, and blood red.
• He is a pretty awesome singer.
• Despite his reputation for being well....a villain, he is liked by everyone in town. He's a villain with good publicity.
• He has two books out, one of is his autobiography and the other is a humourous how to guide called How To Be A Villain.
• He also has a cd called Evil But Entertaining Villain Songs, which is a selection of villain songs he chose including his own one.
• He has numerous supernatural powers include mind control and the ability to turn into a big, scary all powerful monster.
• His monster form is considered to be so scary that anyone who catches a glimpse of it dies of fright.
• Favourite food: Anything spicy.
• He really likes political humour of any kind. One of the sections in his How To Be A Villain book is all about how to be an evil politician.
• He likes machinery and automobiles of all kinds.
• He also is fond of alchol.
• He has a pet rat named Raziel and a pet snake named Simon.
• His costume is similar to Jafar's one from Aladdin except with Maleficent style horns and scaly clawed gloves.
• He is an overall Magnificent Bastard and a Deadpan Snarker.
• He is the leader of a highly advanced organisation called the Evil Genius Asscioation Which is made of various evil geniuses, most famous members include Alice Cooper, Ozzy Ozborne, various James Bond villains, every Disney villain and American Idol judge Simon Cowell. All of which are his closest companions in the evil buisness. It's a very top secret organisation.
• Much like the Stonecutters, he and his villainous cohurts rig every Oscar night as well as every election and also rig the votes on American Idol (Simon helps because he is a member)
• He has his own Villain song.
• His evil organisation also has it's own song.

Master Of Oz:

• His full name is Matthew D. Ozmodius.
• He is our mentor.
• He is named after the Yu-Gi-Oh monster of the same name (which is a giant green koala with a mustache, boxing gloves, purple vest and a kangaroo's tail)
• His favourite entertainer is Eddie Izzard.
• His favourite animal: Koala.
• He is the creator of the Millitary Koalas cartoon series and the voice of Nigel. Eddie Izzard does the voice of Nigel in Millitary Koalas: The Movie.
• The idea for Millitary Koalas came about after he accidentally got turned into a talking koala dressed like Rambo.
• He lives in a fantastic magical palace. It's the big shiny one with the image of a smiling koala on it.
• He is the resident guru.
• His song parody speciality is fantasy or sci fi related.
• Favourite food: Salad.
• He is extremely smart.
• His favourite colours are blue, gold, red, and silver.
• His costume is similar to the one worn by David Bowie in Labyrinth.
• He has the powers of a master druid.

Bully Trauma

The story i'm about to tell you is true. It happened a long time ago at a school we used to go to. In the class we were in there was this one kid everyone feared, his name was Keith Michael Vincent Darby and he was a real bully. He was unattractive, mean, arrogant, rude, and absolutely beastly. He hated everyone's guts especially ours, he hated us because we were different. He had a face only a blind mother could love and the heart of a monster. He had no sense of humour and would always order the other kids around and tell them to "shut up" for no reason. He would also beat up anyone who questioned his methods in a rather brutal manner. Me and my brother were always on his list of "victims". He hurt me pretty bad one time. Eventually we got pretty sick of his behaviour and I decided to stand up to him- I said "Keith, I've had enough of your monstrous behaviou. You may think that you are all that but you are NOT all that. You are an arrogant, selfish bully who gets his kicks from picking on innocent studens like me. I will not bother to fight you, because I am better than that. Your evil rein of terror must come to an end. I may not be strong enough to stop you alone, but with my brother by my side I am more than a match for you. So give up your bully lifestyle and leave for the good of all mankind." And years later that hellspawn Keith was sent to a boarding school- and he he was never seen again.

Transformation art

Art is one of our best subjects and one of our favourite themes for art is transformations which is one thing turning into another.

Here are the kinds of transformation art we can do:

• Animal Transformation (as long as it's anthromorphic and said animal doesn't have hooves or a beak)
• Anything size related as .
• Mythical creature transformation (as long as said mythical creature isn't one of the undead)
• Weight gain, muscle growth or inflation.
• Costume changes.
• Character transformation: Disney or other animated film ones.
• Character transformation: John Candy related.
• Alien transformation: Anything from Ben 10.
• Elvification: Transformation into Elvis Presley (either 50's Elvis, 60's Elvis or 70's Elvis) or a WereElvis transformation.
• Jim Carrey themed character transformations. Turning into Jim Carrey or one of his characters.
• Grinchification: The transformation of one turning into a grinch- mainly based around the movie version, or a weregrinch tf.

Here are the ones we can't and will not do:

• Animal transformation: Birds (we just don't do birds. Period. Plus I HATE the idea of turning into, growing a beak would be quite nasty)
• Animal transformation: Ungulates (we have an aversion to cows and the like)
• Gender switching (sorry, we don't do gender benders)
• Age (we don't do Age Profession or Age Regression)
• Inanimate (sounds too silly)
• Mythical creature transformation: Vampire or zombie.

Millitary Koalas: Merchandise news

There are more than one set of Millitary Koalas action figures, there's the regular set, then there's Battle Action, then there's Down Under Thunder, then there's the Stealth Mission set and finally the This Is Sparta set. There's an exclusive set released just for the movie.





There's also a new booster set of trading cards called Ultimate Battle. This special set of Millitary Koalas trading cards are holographic and have each of the characer's battle stats on them as well as a picture of that koala in their battle armour.





Also available is a special set of cards from the Millitary Koalas movie. These ones glow-in-the dark and have information about each one of the koalas on them.

The Millitary Koalas movie soundtrack is also now available in stores. And this is what the tracklist is:

1. Millitary Koalas theme - Metallica.


2. Don't Stop Believing- Journey.


3. It's A Warzone - Daddy and the Dorks (my dad's old band).


4. Everybody Wants To Rule The World- Tears For Fears.


5. Bat Out Of Hell- Meat Loaf.


6. Bodies- Drowning Pool.


7. Iron Man- Black Sabbath.


8. Mortal Kombat theme.


9. Rock Me Amadeus- Falco.
10. Duty Calls- Satan's Knights (that's a band me and my brother are members of).
11. Destroy Him- Daddy and the Dorks
12. School's Out- Alice Cooper.
13. Number Of The Beast- Iron Maiden.

And

14. I'm A Living Nightmare- Tim Curry (bonus song)

We also have a new Millitary Koalas game out, it's a fighting game called All For One, One For All and it's for a game console called the Mega Console. The Mega Console is our most successful sucessful invention it's the ultimate gaming system, it can play all formats of video games even pc cd rooms and nintendo cartridges. It looks like a cross between a PS3 and an Xbox. We've got quite a lot of good games for it. This Millitary Koalas game has incredibly realistic graphics and fully destructible 3d enviroments, also included is an extenstive character selection of characters from the tv series and from the movie- Morlock the dropbear is an unlockable character. Andria's character is already selectable. Each koala has their own special moves (e.g Sidney has his Gump Smash slam, Cher has her magic spell move) and Andria's character has two rather hillarious moves one is where she throws exploding beer kegs, and the other is where she uses her sonic belch.

Bruce Campbell: Slayer of the undead

Our friend Sam Leno is known for his famous lantern jaw of justice just like his uncle Jay, this is why his superhero name is Chinstar. But he and Jay Leno aren't the only ones with a lantern jaw of justice. There are 3 different Disney characters that have a chin like Jay Leno's and they are: Gaston, Kronk, and Buzz Lightyear. Kronk is voiced by Patrick Warburton also known as Puddy on Seinfeld, Gaston is voiced by Richard White who played the phantom of the opera on stage, and Buzz is voiced by Tim Allen (from the sitcom Home Improvement) in the Toy Story movies and in Buzz Lightyear Of Star Command: The Adventure Begins but is voiced by Patrick Warburton in the cartoon series. One actor who is most famous for his lantern jaw of justice is Bruce Campbell- fans know him best as Ash Williams from Evil Dead and Army Of Darkness- the zombie slayer with a chainsaw for a hand. Bruce Campbell's nickname happens to be "The chin" because of his famous Jay Leno-like lantern jaw. Our friend Chinstar happens to be a big fan and close friend of his. Because he's known for playing Ash in the Evil Dead films a lot of fans always refer to him as his character's name and not his real name. He has a new movie out called My Name Is Bruce in which he plays himself.

Here's Bruce as Elvis in Bubba Hotep. It's one of our favourite movies.

And here is his most famous character- Ash, the zombie slayer with a chainsaw for a hand. Bruce doesn't usually like being refered to as Ash but there was one occassion that was a big exception. You see, someone had gotten their hands on a recalled Raise-The-Dead Kit and was planning on using to ressurect their deceased pet, when he tried to do it he awoke several dead people from their graves and caused a Zombie Apocolypse, it was like Return Of The Living Dead out there- but lucky for us we have Bruce Campbell's number on speed dial so we called him to help us fight off the zombies. And boy, he kicked some serious undead butt! We hope that no one else wants to ressurect a dead family member, celebrity, or pet- we would hate to have another Return Of The Living Dead situation. It's a good thing we have Bruce Campbell's number on speed dial in case of a zombie related emergency.

My brother went as Ash for halloween once, I helped him with the chainsaw hand thing.

Bruce Campbell is awesome. Plus, he looks like Gaston from Beauty And The Beast.

He is an awesome Elvis too.

In our stop motion version of the Eye Of Horus, the leader of the pharoah's army is made to resemble Ash from the Evil Dead movies. The original play had sand people as the enemy army but in our version we replaced them with undead mummies.

Eucalyptus

This is the koala we model the Millitary Koalas on. She is a ty beanie buddy and her name is Eucalpytus. The character of the Blondie koala is essentially based on her. You see, she is absolutely boy crazy and a bit of a ditz just like the Blondie koala from the show.



This is her in her classic pose.

Millitary Koalas: About Morlock.

Millitary Koalas: The Movie is one of the best animated features we've done. It was released in cinemas on February 7th 2009 and will be on dvd and blu ray May 14th. A lot of people liked it. The soundtrack is a most awesome one as it features such rock anthems as Born To Be Wild, Don't Stop Believing, Everybody Wants To Rule The World, and Bat Out Of Hell which were all used in the film. Everyone thought the voice cast was wonderful, especially Tim Curry as the voice of Morlock the evil dropbear. We enjoyed having Tim Curry perform the voice of the deliciously evil dropbear- it was a lot of fun and we knew we had our money's worth when he came along. Our friend Tyrone The Terrible is a big Tim Curry fan and even knows him.

Morlock is a sinister but charming dropbear from the Down Under World. He first appeared in the rock opera episode of Millitary Koalas and is voiced by Tim Curry of Rocky Horror fame. Morlock posesssess the power of darkness and can use his dark magic to make people's lives a living nightmare (literally) and can make their worst fear come alive. We delved deep into the Nightmare Fuel/High Octane Nightmare Fuel pages of the TVTropes to get the inspiration for this character and his realm, we also look on Villain Song and Large Ham pages of the site to get further inspiration. Tyrone The Terrible wrote a great villain song for the rock opera episode of Millitary Koalas and Tim Curry was magnificent performing it. The song is called I'm A Living Nightmare and it is one of the villain songs on the Evil But Entertaining Villain Songs cd which is in stores now. Morlock is super intelligent, evil, charismatic and deliciously wicked. Millitary Koalas the movie won several animation awards including best character design, best score and best soundtrack. The soundtrack is in stores now and is a must have.



We have special exclusive merchandise featuring this diabolical marsupial. And they are:

Toys:

• Malicious Morlock action figure (this action figure of Morlock has light up evil eyes and a cape which when opened up looks like a pair of bat-like wings)
• Cackling Morlock Plush (squeeze this ones paw and he cackles evilly and says various evil lines of his from the movie, features the voice of Tim Curry)
• Down Under Underworld Lair.
• Morlock cuddle buddy (this cuddle buddy version of Morlock has light up eyes and sings a villain song when you press his paw)

Books:

• Morlock's Book Of Evil Spells.
• Morlock's Tricks
• Character Compendium.
• Escape From The Down Under Underworld.

Other media:

• Evil But Entertaining Villain Songs cd (Morlock's song from the rock opera episode of Millitary Koalas is one of the tracks)
• Millitary Koalas: The Movie video game (is the final boss you have to fight in the nightmare realm that is the Down Under Underworld)
• All For One, One For All (in this beat em up he is a boss character and later becomes a playable character)
• Millitary Koalas: The Movie soundtrack (his villain song is a bonus track).
• Operation Thunder (in this Millitary Koalas rpg he is one of the antagonists you have to fight, and also you can make your character a dropbear just like him if you want your character to be a villain)

My theatre career

Aside from doing animation and films, me and my brother have done quite a lot of work in theatre. I've been in a number of company productions such as Oliver, Cats, Phantom Of The Opera, Sweeney Todd and Little Shop Of Horrors. Namely when it comes to theatre I get typecast playing the role of the villain- the only non villain roles i've played are Jay Leno in Leno (although I do also play some of his old tonight show characters mainly Beyondo, Iron Jay and Billy Tuttle, so I do get to do Evil Jay as well), Rum Tum Tugger in Cats and Erik in the Phantom Of The Opera. My most notable performances include my performance as Rooster in the company production of Annie (a role which was played by Tim Curry in the 1980's film version), my performance of Fagin in Oliver (a role that's being played by Rowan Atkinson in the new west end version), Dr Orin in Little Shop Of Horrors (a role that was played by Steve Martin in the film and Stefan Karl Stefannson of Lazytown fame in one of the stage version) and Dracula in La Vampiro. But according to my friends, my most memorable performance was as Gaston in last year's production of Beauty And The Beast opposite my brother who played the role of the beast (my portrayal was a mixture of Hugh Jackman's version and Donny Osmond's version with a bit of Elvis Presley thrown in). A lot of people said I did good in that role. I also played one of Joseph's evil jealous brothers in a company production of Joseph And The Technicolour Dreamcoat. Rum Tum Tugger is one of the only non bad guys i've ever played, I originally auditioned for the role of Macavity the mystery cat, I passed the audition but they said I wasn't evil enough so they gave the role to my evil counterpart Dr Madness- I got the part of Rum Tum Tugger instead. My portrayal of Dracula in La Vampiro was based on Chris Sarandon's character from the 1985 vampire flick Fright Night and influenced by David Bowie's role of the Goblin King from Labyrinth. La Vampiro was a rock opera based on classic bits of vampire mythology. My brother played the role of the vampire hunter. This year our company production is Rocky Horror Picture Show, and I was considered to play the role of the mad Dr Frankenfurter (the role that made Tim Curry famous), the part has been given to our good friend Tyrone The Terrible (he's a very good actor btw), I play Dr Everett Scott, and my brother plays Meatloaf's character Eddie.

Millitary Koalas merchandise

We've got some great merchadise from our hit series Millitary Koalas

Action figures:

• Sparky and Sparky Jr.
• Nigel.
• Cher.
• Blondie.
• Elvis.
• Falco.
• Dio.
• Beethoven
• Clark
• Sidney
• Elton
• Mozart.
• Madonna
• Don Dingo (the arch enemy of the Millitary Koalas)
• Manogator (half man half aligator)
• Spiderella (the spiderlady)
• Morlock the dropbear.

Books and comics:

• Millitary Koalas: The Movie Graphic Novel.
• Morlock's Tricks.
• Trapped in the Down Under Underworld.
• Fight For Freedom.
• Operation Blitz (a satire of Rambo)
• Robo Trouble (Terminator spoof)
• Heroes Journal.
• Character Compendium.
• Role Playing Game Guidebooks.
• Gadgets Galore (a guide to the weapons and gadgets used in the show).

Video games:

• All For One, One For All (A fighting game for a game system we invented called the Mega Console, this Millitary Koalas beat em up has fully destructible 3d environments, you can pick up any object in the background and use it destroy your opponents, has an extensive selection of characters)
• Millitary Koalas: The Movie (an action game based on the movie, for this game you can play as one of the main heroes, depending on which koala you are playing as you are given a mission which kind of matches your character's skills)
• Operation Down Under Thunder (an rpg game, in this one you can create your crime fighting millitary koala and have them join the team and help out on various missions)
• Demolition Racing (this is a racing game for the Mega Console)
• Duty Calls (an online adventure game)

Note: If you're wondering what the Mega Console is, it's a very sucessful invention of ours- it's like the ultimate gaming system, you can play any type of video game format on there even pc cd roms. It has realistic 3d graphics and online capabilities. It looks like a cross like a PS3 crossed with an X-box. We have numerous games for this console including the aforementioned Millitary Koalas ones.

Cuddle Buddies:

• Sparky and Sparky Jr.
  
• Nigel.
  
• Cher.
  
• Blondie.
  
• Elvis.
  
• Falco.
  
• Dio.
  
• Beethoven
  
• Clark
  
• Sidney
  
• Elton
  
• Mozart.
  
• Madonna
  
• Don Dingo (the arch enemy of the Millitary Koalas)
  
• Manogator (half man half aligator)
  
• Spiderella (the spiderlady)
  
• Morlock the dropbear.
  

Exclusive movie toys:

• Cackling Morlock plush (this plush toy of the dastardly dropbear Morlock cackles evily when you squeeze his paw and says various evil lines of his from the movie, features the voice of Tim Curry)
• Battle Ready Madonna (this toy of Andria's character comes with a box of grenades, and is holding a can of beer in one paw, has grenade throwing action)
• Stomping Sidney plush (this plush toy of Sidney walks, talks, stumps and yells..."Gump smash!", also can lift heavy things)
• Aqua Rescue Mozart (this toy of my character comes with an underwater rescue pack and a hi tech scuba suit)

Meet Scarlett

I would like to introduce you to Scarlett, a female Werebelushi from our Animal House series. She is the female counterpart to my character Growler (also a Werebelushi). We based her on Andria. She's got many of Andria's traits and she's also an alcholic. She's what we call Andria in Werebelushi form. She's beauty AND the beast combined. Careful, she bites. We did a work of art focused on her and it's called That Werebelushi Girl.

A WereElvis Encounter

This is a magical yet true story of the first time I met a WereElvis and became one myself.

It was started one night at Camp Greenlake, i feared that my fascination with WereElvises would bring out the worst in people but the outlandish antics of the new kid made me look normal by comparison. I went to the woods to get some firewood- but then i heard a beautiful sound coming through the distance....it went like this...."Love me tender, Love me true...never let me go." I wondered where that sound was coming from....i followed some strange footprints all the way to the middle of the deep dark woods. There I saw a sign that said...."Danger. WereElvis terrority. Keep out!" , being interested in WereElvises i went into that part of the woods to see where that sound was coming from. I came to the end of the woods and i saw a terrifying but beautiful creature....it was part human part Elvis, i know what it was.....A WereElvis! I couldn't believe my eyes- i discovered an actual WereElvis living in our woods. I took a closer look- The WereElvis had thick black fur, bushy sideburns, a black nose, cute little fangs, bushy eyebrows, sharp claws, and beautiful red eyes. It looked and sounded just like Elvis himself, it was amazing- it even had Elvis's facial features and voice. It was like something out of a fairy tale. I could tell by the way it was howling at the moon that it was lonely and needed a friend, i befriended the WereElvis and later became a WereElvis myself. So that's the story of the camper who grew up to become a WereElvis!

I myself am a WereElvis but i'm not sure which kind I am. My brother tells me i'm like a Mountain WereElvis because I'm always saving people, he also says I could be a Greater WereElvis because of my noble all around good guy nature. I know i'm not a Dark WereElvis because well...those ones are usually pure evil and I'm not evil at all, i'm not a Giant WereElvis because i'm not particularly tall and imtimidating, I could be a Lesser WereElvis because of my heroic prince-like charm, i'm certainly not a Redneck WereElvis because those ones always play rough, i'm very intelligent and mysterious so I could be a Cosmic WereElvis, I'm not sure if i'm cool and powerful enough to be an Alternate Universe WereElvis. I'm not entirely sure. I mean my character in the Teenage WereElvis series is a rather heroic almost superhero like one he's either a Greater WereElvis, a Mountain one or a Lesser WereElvis. So I must be one of those then.

Theme park flaws

Me and my brother went to Disneyworld at least twice a long while ago. We enjoyed it. Disneyland is one of the most beloved places on earth. With it's many rides, attractions and other wonders it's like a beautiful dream. It's almost perfect, except for a few flaws. Here's what bugs us about it:

• The long lines you have to wait in line in. It's torture waiting in line at some of the rides at Disneyland. At our theme park however you don't have to wait in line for the rides.
• The damm creepy animatronics on some rides. We consider the Imagineers at Disneyworld to be geniuses but we consider their animatronics to be creepy beyond all reconisition. There are certain rides we "avoided" when we went to Disneyworld, mainly It's A Small World, Splash Mountain, Snow White's Scary Adventure and Haunted Mansion. We avoided those rides because some of them were frightening. We avoided the haunted mansion most of all because of the overall creepiness of it, we were disturbed by the animatronics. Luckily at our theme park, we don't use animatronics. We use holograms and other techno wonders to bring our vision to life.
• The way the so called "mascots" behave sometimes. Disneyland is full of colourful characters, from Mickey Mouse to Hercules and all those in between. They are mostly very straight forward to approach, but however sometimes they act out of character. For example Buzz Lightyear hit on my mother and pinched her butt (i'm not kiding he really did that) and you might want to look out for anyone dressed as Gaston from Beauty And The Beast (although when we met Gaston he was a great guy, he gave me and my brother style tips) for sometimes they get a little extreme especially during the live shows. When we met him however he was completely different, he was a great guy. We were lucky to meet him- he is an extremely rare character around there. At our theme park, our characters are always on their best behaviour so you don't need to worry about them acting weird or anything.
• Ticket prices. Disneyland is a wonderous place to go for a vacation but the ticket prices are expensive, so expensive that it would cost you an arm or a leg. Trust me, it cost my brother almost his entire life savings. At our theme park, the ticket prices are not too low and not too expensive to make it fair on the visitors.
• Finding parking spaces. Like I said above, Disneyland is a wonderous place to go for a family vacation....that is if you don't mind having to put through the torture of having to find a good parking space. Trying to find a good parking space at the Disneyworld parking lot can be murder. There are never any good ones left once you get there. At our theme park however you don't have to worry about that.

We really like this one idea for a ride someone did, it's called Villain Mountain and it's a ride all about Disney villains. I think it would be a pretty awesome ride.

Here is the link if you want to find out about this epic new idea for a ride: http://www.villainmountain.com/Ride.html

A Dream Is A Wish Your Heart Makes

Today in the lab we are finishing the upgrades on our MechaGenie 5000 Wish Granting Unit. This machine is one that is capable of making any wish you make come true no matter how silly they are. There are several buttons on the control panel, the one that turns the machine on is a shiny gold one. Once the machine is turned out, a voice will say "Welcome. Please enter your wish!", all you have to do is type what your wish is on the main screen. The voice will then say..."Thank you. Your wish will be now be granted!" , then there will be a countdown followed by a big light display, and before you know it your wish will come true right before your eyes. It's that easy to use. This machine can do many different things but there are some wishes it cannot grant and they are: 1. Any wish that involves death or killing. This means you can't wish for someone you really hate to be killed. We can't be held responisble for anything like that. 2. Any wish involving love. So you can't wish for your crush to fall in love with you or anyone

else. We're not match makers you know. Love is something magic or technology cannot improve on. And 3. Any wish involving ressurection of the dead. This means you cannot wish for a deceased family member, pet, or famous celebrity to be brought back from the dead. It's not a pretty sight. Trust me, when someone used our Raise The Dead Kit to ressurect his dead hamster, we ended up with a George A. Romero zombie movie situation- it was a real nightmare to put up with- we had to call Bruce Campbell to help us fight them off (and believe me, he was a BIG help). We don't want another Zombie Apocolpyse. No matter how much you miss that old pet, family member or celebrity you must promise us that you WON'T wish to have their come back to life from the dead. We can't be held responsible for any damage caused by the undead, trust me, after the massive zombie attack that happened a while back we cannot afford to suffer through another one, trust me....Zombie John Candy was anything BUT jolly, Zombie Elvis was High Octane Nightmare Fuel, and Zombie Anna Nicole is a real maneater. So please, no wishing for someone to be brought back from the dead. Luckily for us we have Bruce Campbell's number on speed dial. So be careful what you wish for.

Magic wishes are a wonderful thing and so are dreams. But what are dreams exactly and what do they mean? Well... according to a song from Disney's Cinderella a dream is a wish your heart makes. And that is true. But what do dreams mean? Here to help us learn more about dreams is our friend the genie from Disney's animated comedy Aladdin. A genie is a magical being that lives in a lamp and grants wishes, this wacky blue genie was voiced by comedian Robin Williams and he sure knows a thing or two about magic. There are other Genie-like characters in pop culture too such as the character Jinji from Power Rangers Mystic Force (Jinji is a cat-like genie with magic powers) and Flabber the phasm from Big Bad Beetleborgs/Beetleborgs Metalix (however unlike the genie, Flabber spent all his years trapped in a pipe organ instead of a lamp). In fantasy stories it is believed that wishing upon a star or throwing a coin into a fountain are ways to make your dreams come true. Dreams have the power to take on a magical journey, to a place where everything you could ever want is right there waiting for you. There are two kinds of dreams, the good kind and then there's nightmares. Nightmares are really horrible dreams filled with fright. Nightmares may be scary but remember, when you're in a dream be it or a good one or a bad one you can do whatever you want. You have the power to control your own dreams, use your imagination- in dreams nothing is impossible. There are limitless oppotunies to be had in dreams, you can have whatever your heart desires. Ever wanted to fight crime with your favourite superhero? In dreams, it can happen. Just think about it and you'll be fighting alongside Superman, Batman, Spiderman or The Green Lantern in no time! Ever wanted to be rich, popular and famous? In dreams, it can happen. Just use your imagination and you'll be living in a palace and you'll have tons of fans in no time. Ever wanted to go on a treasure hunting adventure with Indiana Jones? Just say the word and you and Indy will be off on a fantastic adventure to discover the treasure of the lost tomb. Not only can you DO whatever you want in dreams, you can also BE whatever you want too. Ever wonder what it's like to be a cat? Use your imagination and viola....you're a cute little kitty cat! Ever wanted to be a superhero with amazing powers like flying, shapeshifting and heat vision? Just say the word and tada......you're a tall, strong, heroic superhero with amazing superpowers and a lantern jaw of justice. Ever wanted to be the next Elvis Presley? Put that imagination to good use and before you know it, you're Elvis baby, uh huh huh! Nothing is impossible in the dream realm. Me and my brother have invented a machine which enables us to record our own dreams and watch them in dvd format, it also comes with an early warning system that warns you of any nightmares that may be waiting to happen. We call it the Dream Weaver 6000. f

Here are some of the things the Dream Weaver 6000 does:

• Deciphers your dreams and records them while you sleep. So you can watch them the next day in DVD format complete with special features including commentary.
• Allows you to choose your own dreams. With the Dream Maker option you can choose your own dream and have it your way, with everything you've ever wanted in it. Has an exstensive selection of themes, music, people, objects, animals, and other items.
• Has a "Nightmare" early warning system that warns you when you're about to have a bad dream. It also comes with a special glow in the dark dreamcatcher to catch nightmares in. You won't have to worry about bad dreams ever again.
• Can be used during the day as well as at night. You can also use it with our Imagination Tank Machine to make your wildest dreams come true and to liven up a boring a day at work or school. It's great fun at parties.
• Comes with "dream discs" , these disks are recorded dvds of your various different dreams, these are compatable with any kind of dvd playing device and on computers.
• Special software which allows you to make your dreams into a tv show, cartoon or movie.

Toy Collection part 1

We have quite a massive collection of toys and other knick knacks.

This first lot of consits of the following: 3 Jack Sparrow action figures, one singing Hamster, one Freddy Krueger action figure, one Jason Voorhees doll, one singing frog, one ben 10 alien(Benwolf), one Orlando Bloom as Will Turner figure, two Elvis figures, two Lost character figures,and two Corpse Bride character figures. Also included is a David Bowie as Jareth action figure.

These are from the valley of the plush.

Tyrone's New Assistant

Our friend Tyrone The Terrible has just set up his own Villains For Hire buisness. We decided to help him out a little. You see, even an evil genius gets lonely once and a while. So we used our Reality Warper 5000 machine to bring one of my brother's drawings to life: A female Jim Carrey style grinch named Grincherina, and here she is. She is also a character from Robin Grinch, one of our earlier shows. She's basically a green, furry Carmen Electra with a seductive personality and the moves of every Street Fighter character. She is Tyrone The Terrible's new assistant.

Virtual Museum

We have a game based on our theme park/museum. It's kind of a game where you explore the park and face a variety of different challenges. This is a handy guide to the game.

Character tour guides:

• Bob

Bob the robot is the tour guide for the sci fi wing. He is a hi tech super intelligent android that looks kind of like C-3PO.

• Merv

Merv is a magical cat-like being called a Wishling. He is the tour guide for the magic and fantasy wing. He has the power of granting wishes. He's kind of a cross between the Genie from Aladdin and The Cat In The Hat.

• Morgoth

Morgoth is an Alice Cooper lookalike and the tour guide for the masters of horror wing. He may seem scary but he's actually quite a cool person. He's a very unique character. He knows the masters of horror wing inside and out and knows about the many dark secrets that it holds.

• Jeff

Jeff is a human/fly hybrid and the tour guide for the David Cronenberg wing. He is similar to Jeff Goldblum in The Fly and is named after him. Unlike Brundlefly from the movie, this big bug is friendly.

• Chinstar

A lantern jawed crime fighter and the tour guide for the Superhero wing. He looks like Jay Leno and fights like Bruce Campbell. He is a very heroic superhero with a lantern jaw of justice. He's always bustin bad guys.

• Captain Comedy

A delightfully wacky cartoon character is the tour guide for the wacky comedy wing. He is a Jim Carreyesque half man half monkey with a knack for phsyical comedy. He loves to play practical jokes and is a real prankster. But don't worry he's friendly.

New collectibles

We are ;roud to present our newest range of collectible toys.

Teenage WereElvis Action Figures:

Teenage WereElvis is a Big Wolf On Campus style series about a dude named Jasie Presley who is a member of the Presley family, he is a crime fighting WereElvis. We have action figures of the Presley family from this series.

• Elvis.



• Priscilla.



• Lisa Marie.



• Bubba



• Lassie



• Spike



• Jasey (my character)

Big Wolf On Campus Action Figures: Main characters.

• Tommy (wolfs out)



• Merton.



• Stacey



• Lori (karate kick action).



• Tim and Travis.



• Hugo.



• Dean (comes with remote control)



• Becky.

Big Wolf On Campus action figures: Villains.

• The Evil Werewolf Syndicate set.



• Vampire Merton.



• Werewolf Merton.



• Werewolf Lori.



• The mummy.



• Mr Dunleavy.



• Vampire bikers.



• Scary Terri.



• Dr Frank Stein.



• Spider people set.



• Mr Roboto the robot guidance councellor.



• Voodoo guy.



• The Devil.



• Storm Front.

Big Wolf On Campus Wacky roomates:

Note: There are 3 different ones of Tommy, the first one is modelled after season 1 Tommy, second one is modelled after season 2 Tommy and the third is modelled after season 3 Tommy, each one of them "wolfs out" .

• Tommy (wolfs out and keeps intruders away)



• Merton.



• Lori (fights off the intruder with her kung fu moves)



• Vampire Merton (hissess at the intruder, then tries to lunge at them)



• Werewolf Merton (growls, then chases the intruder)



• Werewolf Lori (growls and then tackles the intruder)

Our gang

Me and my friends are kind of our own gang and here's what we classify ourselves are:

Me:

• The Star/Plucky Comic Relief.
• The Smart Guy.
• Mad Scientist.

My brother:

• Straight Man/Spoil sport.
• Mad Scientist
• The Lancer.
• Deadpan Snarker.

Sam Leno/Chinstar:

• The Hero.
• The Tough Guy.
• Lantern Jaw Of Justice.
• The Superman.

Kirsty:

• The Girl.
• Action Chick.
• The Chick.
• The Ninja.

Chumsley the werejohncandy:

• The Big Guy
• Gentle Giant
• Sad but lovable fat guy.
• Genius Bruiser.

Joshua Loius Belushi/Werejoshpeckprince;

• Nicknamer.
• Trope Namer (he's the one who gives us TVtropes tropes that match our personalities).
• The New Guy.
• The Dude.

Master Of Oz:

• The Tall Guy.
• The Guru.
• The Animal Expert.
• The Reclusive Author.
• The Sixth Ranger.

Tyrone the terrible:

• The Supervillain.
• Magnificent Bastard.
• Evil Genius.
• Large Ham.

Tyrone the terrible:

Introducing Tyrone The Terrible

We would like to introduce you to our friend Tyrone The Terrible.

Full name: Tyrone Lucius DeSoto.
Nickname: Tyrone The Terrible.
Age: N/A.
Occupation: Writer/singer/supervillain.
Personality: Evil, charming, funny, suave and deliciously hammy.
Star sign: Scorpio.
Hair: Black with red streeks.
Eyes: Eeerie glowing green.
Skin: Fair.
Special skills: Singing, writing, inventing, plotting.
Trademarks: His evil laugh, his wicked smirk, his smooth voice, and his love of reptiles.
Villainous asscioates: Morgoth (an Alice Cooper lookalike), Dr Madness and various other villainous friends of his.
Favourite animal: Snakes and any other kind of reptile, bats, and spiders.
Favourite food: Anything hot and spicey.
Favourite drink: Beer.
Favourite colours: Black, grinch green, purple, and blood red.
Favourite movie genres: Sci fi, fantasy, horror, animation.
Favourite singers: Alice Cooper, David Bowie, The Rolling Stones, Meatloaf, Metalica, Kiss, Iron Maiden, Voltaire.
Idols: Vincent Price, Tim Curry, Christopher Lee, Chris Sarandon, Jeff Goldblum, Peter Lorre.
Favourite tv shows: BlackAdder, Buffy the vampire slayer, Supernatural, Tales From The Crypt, Masters Of Horror.
Favourite movie directors: David Cronenberg, Tim Burton, David Lynch, John Carpenter, Wes Craven, Tom Holloland, George Lucas, John Landis.
All time favourite movie: Nightmare On Elm Street.
Favourite Disney villains: Scar, Shere Kahn, Clayton, Forte, Maleficent, The Queen/Witch, Ratigan, Chernabog, Gaston, Sid, Ursula, Judge Doom, Hades and Oogie Boogie.
Talents: Can do mean impersonations of Mick Jagger, David Bowie, Tim Curry and Simon Cowell, can pull off a great Villain Song, is extremely clever, can invent a lot of evil weapons and gadgets.
Special powers: Mind control, levitation, and the ability to turn into a big, scary all powerful monster.
Personal quotes: "I'm good at being bad!" "I know, i'm just terrible!" "There is no escape!" "Give into me now!".
Home: A tall, dark terrifying evil fortress located three blocks away from our amusement park/museum. It's the one with the big T on it.
Favourite song: Everybody Wants To Rule The World by Tears For Fears (his doorbell plays this tune and also this song is his ringtone).
Hobbies: Plotting evil plans, inventing, drinking, collecting old automobiles and other machinery.
Drives: A Ratfink style hot rod which he calls the Demon Prince.
Background: Tyrone The Terrible is our closest friend and an evil genius. Even though he is an evil sinister villain, he is a villain with good publicity. He is also a writer and his song speciality is villain songs. He works with various other villainous cohorts including fellow supervillain Nigel Von Sinister. When he's not trying to take over the world he's busy working on his huge collection of old automobiles and other types of machines. He has a pet rat named Ramone and a lot of minions to do his bidding. To him being a villain is fun, so much fun that he enjoys himself. He is quite the Large Ham and isn't afraid to put on a show. He wears a black and red evil overlord outfit made to look like Jafar's one from Aladdin. He posesssess an array of amazing supernatural powers and one of them is the abiltiy to turn into a big, scary, all powerful monster. His monster form has rarely been seen but rumour has it that it's so scary that people are put into a catatonic state of fear if they ever catch a glimpse of it.

Recalled Toys

We are quite good at toymaking. However there are some toys of us which weren't quite right and here's what they are:

• Eric Cartman Mushabelly. A Mushabelly version of Eric Cartman from the popular cartoon South Park. Says such lines as "Screw you guys i'm going home" "I'm not fat i'm big boned!" and "Shut the hell up, hippie!". This one got recalled after it malfunctioned and went beserk.
• Audrey II Mushabelly. A Mushabelly version of the bloodsucking alien plant from Little Shop Of Horrors, says "Feeeed me" when you squeeze him. The problem with this one is that it kept demanding blood. It got recalled after numerous deaths were reported the day after.
• Chazzie The Chameleon Mushabelly. This mushabelly reptile changed colours and stuck out it's tongue like Gene Simmons of KISS fame. Something went wrong causing it to become intangible at random. Got recalled after it became almost impossible to find.
• The "Raise The Dead" Kit. This kit came with all the things needed to raise the dead. Worked great but got complaints from parents about their kids becoming future necromancers. Got recalled after a zombie epidemic was caused because of it.
• Full Mouth Ladybug. This was one of the Not-So-Nice Ladybug plush dolls. This one shouted out things like "Go to hell!" "Die motherf******r!" and "Kiss my a****!". Got recalled after people complained about it's overuse of profanity.
• Tasty the Mushabelly you could eat. An edible mushabelly made to look like the mushabelly ladybug and you could eat it- but the problem was that it had a really weird taste which was later revealed to be a combination of cough syrup, old cabbage, toothpaste and toilet water. Got recalled because of this. There was also a version of this one called Yum Yum which was made to taste like candy however this became problem as kids tried to crack it open like a pinata.
• Strip Tease Barbie. This barbie was modelled on Anna Nicole Smith. You could remove the clothes off this one. However this one caused a quite bit of controversy. Got recalled after the FCC complained about the nudity and overall sexual tones.
• The Lil Sadist kit. This kit contained various torture devices and other things you could use to cause pain to your enemies, also contained various deathraps and was inspired by the movie Nothing But Trouble starring Dan Akyroyd, Chevy Chase, Demi Moore and John Candy. Got recalled after someone got decaptitated thanks to one of the torture devies.
• The Let's-Talk-Friendly- Lady the Ladybug doll. This cute little ladybug toy worked great, it was supposed to say stuff like "Let's be pals!", "Shopping is fun!" and "Anyone for a makeover?'" but thanks to a mistake on my brother's half it's computer chip got swapped with the one from the Yapp-O-Matic Hitler Doll (another recalled toy) and the doll ended up saying "Hail Hitler!" while the Hitler ended up saying "I like to have tea parties, how about you?".
• Fatso Ladybug. This was another one of the Not-So-Nice Ladybug range, this was a morbiddly overweight ladybug made to resemble John Belushi's character from Animal House. It held a can of root beer in one hand and a bag of potato chips in the other. Said stuff like "fat is rad" and "i'm the big bug now!" and also danced to Milkshake by Kelis. Got recalled after several dads complained about it being too similar to the fat, bumbling dad character types you see on sitcoms.
• Backstabber Ladybug. This is the least popular one of the Not-So-Nice Ladybug range. This one would often pretend to act like it's your best friend in the whole world and said stuff like "You're my best pal in the whole world" but then plans to betray you when you're not looking and then eventually betrays you and says "I would like to say it was nice knowing you but it wasn't." Got recalled after it broke way too many hearts.
• Hero Gotchi/Villain Gotchi. These two tamagotchis if treated with enough care could turn into any superhero or supervillain. The problem with this that if the Hero one got treated badly it would turn into The Incredible Hulk, the villain one on the other hand turns into an evil criminal mastermind bent on world domination if treated badly. Got recalled after the Hero one turned into Spawn and the Villain one became Violator and there was a violent battle between the two of them.
• Monster Pals. These were similar to the Gremlins style toys we made a while back. These were basically electronic plush animals you were supposed to take care of and had the same basic set of rules the Gremlins had. Got recalled after an incident where they came to life in the middle of the night, raided the fridge, ate some food, turned into creepy, manic, snarling, drooling monsters and ran amuck.
• Sadist Ladybug. Another one of the Not-So Nice Ladybug range. When squeezed he would say things like "Do you want a knuckle sandwich?" "Pain is my middle name" , "Your anguish substains me" and "seeing you get hurt makes me smile". Got recalled after it convinced people to hurt eachother in a very brutal manner for it's own amusement.
• Manic Depressive Ladybug. This one was one of the more popular ones in the Not-So-Nice Ladybug range. When squeezed it would say things like "Why are people so cruel?" "I hate happiness" "I wish I was anywhere but here" and "Please kill me". Got recalled after it tried to commit sucidie like Kurt Cobain.
• Serial Killer Ladybug. This was the most creepy and dangerous one of the Not-So-Nice Ladybug range. Wore a Freddy Krueger hat, a Ben Willis coat and hook hand, when squeezed it said such terrifying things as "I know what you did" "die", "Your time has come" and "I'm going to kill you" . Got recalled after people kept getting killed because of it.
• Electronic Plush Audrey II and Brain Eating Rock (version 1)- these were the original versions of the bloodsucking plant and the brain eating rock. These toys demanded blood and brains and got recalled after several deaths were reported because of them.
• The Nothing But Trouble Build-Your-Own Deathtrap Kit. This kit was inspired by the movie Nothing But Trouble and allowed the user to build their own creepy deathtraps like the ones used by the judge from the film, got recalled after someone got one of their arms cut-off by one of the machines.
• Overly Cruel Ladybug. This is the most insulting one of the Not-So-Nice Ladybug range. When squeezed it says Simon Cowellish insults such as "Oh god that was terrible", "That was without a doubt the worst thing I have ever had the misfortune of seeing" "That was appauling" and "that was absolutely gastly". Got recalled after people complained about it being too rude.
• Moaning and Crybaby Ladybug. These were the last two in the set. When squeezed the moaning one says "Aaaw, do I have to?" , "I hate my life" , "I'm bored", "Aaaw man" and complains and moans while the crybaby one said "Stop it! You're hurting me!" "Leave me alone" "WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO ME?" , "I hate you!" , "Go away!" and sobs and cries a lot. Got recalled after they became too much for parents to handle.
• Drunken Ladybug. This one was one of the rarest ones in the set. It held a can of beer in one of it's hands. When squeezed it said "Man, that's good beer" "Did you ever hear of that blue man group? Total rip off of the Smurfs!" , "Oh yeah that hits the spot" , "And another thing....why does it take forever for a woman to deide on what to wear?" and "Aaaw. Come on, dance for me." in a drunken manner, it also belched loudly. Got recalled after it said something rather cheeky when a woman walked past in it in a toy shop.
• Stoner Ladybug. This ladybug is the rarest in the set. It's dressed like a hippy, carries a bong and a cigar in the other. When squeezed it says "Woah man, I see colours" "That is totallly groovy", "I am the walrus. Goo goo gachoo" and "Wow. That was awesome!". Got recalled after someone discovered that there was real tabacco in the cigar.

If you're real lucky you can still find them in second hand toy stores and at yard sales.

All the diffferent songs in a musical

A musical consists of many different songs. And these songs are divided into different categories. So here, courtesy of TVTropes are those song types and our

• Angry Mob Song- The angry mob song is a song which is sung by an angry mob- usually sung right before they decide to chase after the monster.
  
• Busby Berkeley Number- a showstopping number with showgirls and the like. It's like an over-the-top homage to Busby Berkeley, most notable example of this song is Be Our Guest from Beauty And The Beast.
  
• Cut Song- a song which isn't included in the actual movie but appears in the stage version and the soundtrack. Human Again wasn't included in the original theatricial release of Beauty And The Beast but was in the stage versions after that, the soundtrack and later appeared in the special edition dvd.
  
• Crowd Song - this song is usually sung by a big crowd of people. Usually happens at the begining of the film or at the end.
  
• Dark Reprise- a rather grim reprise of an earlier song, is usually sung by someone else other than the character who sang the earlier song.
  
• Epic Song- this song is the one that makes the film an instant hit. This is a HUGE number that just screams "awesome".
  
• Fanfare- this particular kind of song is used to mark the entrance of an extremely important character, usually some kind of nobleman.
  
• Final Love Duet- this song is sung by the main character and his/her love interest. This is to express their love for the very last time.
  
• I Am Song- this song is song by the main character, it's usually about what he/she is like and what makes him/her so special. It's usually one of the first songs in the film.
  
• I Want Song- another song sung by the main character, the main character sings about his/her hopes, dreams and desires and what he/she wants out of life.
  
• Medley- a mixture of all the different songs combined. Usually appears at the end of the movie.
  
• Movie Bonus Song - a song that never appears in the original theatricial version of the film but appears in the special edition as a "bonus song". Is also featured on the soundtrack.
  
• Opening Chorus- this is the big chorus number that is played at the begining of the movie and reprised at the end a little as well.
  
• Solo Duet- this song is a duet version of a solo. Usually done by two characters.
  
• Villain Love Song- this is one of the two songs sung by the villain of the piece. For this one the villain/villainess sings about his/her obsession over the hero/heroine and how much they want him/her to be theirs.
  
• Villain Song- this is the second one and the one villains are famous for. The Villain Song is where the villain sings all about him/herself and what their evil plans are, if it's in a cartoon- expect plenty of pyrotechnics and the like. Notable examples include Gaston, Be Prepared, Toxic Love, In The Dark Of The Night, Don't Make Me Laugh, and Oogie Boogie Song.
  
• The Villain Sucks Song- A song sung by another character about how terrible the villain is. The character singing it describes the villain/villainess's villainous personality and other wicked traits for theirs. Notable examples include Hitler Only Has One Ball, You're A Mean One Mr Grinch and Cruella De Vil.

Our good friend Tyrone The Terrible is an expert when it comes to Villain Songs in general. His whole gimick is based on the art of being evil. He's a supervillain, a very hammy but likable supervillain to be precist. In addition to being an evil genius he is also a gifted singer and songwriter. He's a Villain With Good Publicity. He has his own evil lair, it's just three blocks away from our museum/amusement park. It's located in a big spooky looking fortress with a giant T on it. The doorbell plays the song Everybody Wants To Rule The World by Tears For Fears. He has two books out, one of is How To Be A Villain and the other is his autobiography The Life Of An Evil Genius. He has his own evil laugh and his own Villain Song. He has a lot of minions. In his evil lair there are various evil gadgets and weapons, there is also a dungeon where he locks up his enemies in, a torture room, and a pit full of dangerous maneating sharks/pirahnas/crocodiles. His idols include Vincent Price, Peter Lorre and Tim Curry. In most of our work he writes the villain songs- he sometimes even sings them himself. One notable example of this is his work in our animated epic Fantastic Portal where he voiced the main villain a cunning spellcaster type named Simon The Evil Overlord who was modelled and based on American Idol judge Simon Cowell- he used his clever Simon Cowell impersonation when doing it, and not only did he write his character's own villain song he also sang it rather well. He also wrote the song Inconcievable a villain song for the character of Vinzini from The Princess Bride as well as numerous other villain songs including I Am Evil Jay from our hit musical Leno. He is a good friend of actor Tim Curry, it was his idea to have Tim Curry be the voice of the evil dropbear Morlock in the rock opera episode of Millitary Koalas and let me tell you it was pure genius. We enjoyed bringing the character of Morlock to life. It was even more enjoyable when we did it for the movie. Like us, Tyrone The Terrible also is an inventor and has made several toys, most of which were made for evil purposes.

Elvis Week: Coming In August.

On August 16th 1977 the king of rock and roll passed away....or so we thought he did. To many fans he is not dead, but he is still with us but in a very very very far away location like Evil Island (which is the island my good friend Tyrone The Terrible owns). Where is he? No one knows. But what we DO know is that Elvis Week is a big deal at Graceland because it's that special time of year while they pay their respects to their hero Elvis Presley. It's also a big deal to me and my brother. We have an Elvis Week at our theme park/museum thar is just as awesome as Graceland's one. For our one there's a fireworks display, and the ghost of Elvis comes to perform and gives presents to the fans and ones who are pure of heart. To please him during this week we sing carols like at christmas time.

This is an Elvis Week carol we sing every year:

There have been many singers.
Each great in their own way.
The one singer we're here for.
Is one you can't beat.
He's more precious than silver
And more splendid than gold
He's something to treasure
And something to behold.
As long as there's Elvis.
I truly believe
That we'll all be blessed.
On Elvis Week (Elvis Week)
We gather at Graceland.
It's the time to rejoice
To honour the king.
In awe of his voice.
As long as there's Elvis.
I truly believe
That we'll all be blessed.
On Elvis Week (Elvis Week)
There is more (so much more)
To Elvis Presley (to Elvis Presley)
Than sideburns and jumpsuits
Cadilacs and blue suede shoes.
Some singers come and go.
But there is only one king.
As long as there's Elvis.I truly believe That we'll all be blessed.
On Elvis Week (on Elvis Week)
As long as there's Elvis.
I truly believe (I truly believe)
That we'll all be blessed.
On Elvis Week (on Elvis Week)
That we'll all be blessed on Elvis Week.


Other festivites during the week include giving a peace offering, holding hands in harmony, and special appearances by the Ghost of Elvis. The Elvis ghost is created using a special effects program on the computer so it's like a hologram only more realistic. There's also lots of lights and other wonders.

Millitary Koalas characters

Millitary Koalas is one of our most popular animated series. The creator of this series is our friend/mentor the Master Of Oz. The show is similar to Ninja Turtles in some way. It is also heavily inspired by the A-Team. We're going to introduce you to the characters. Some of the Millitary Koalas are named after famous musicians.

This is Sparky, the heroic leader of the Millitary Koalas. He is smart, brave and responsible. His special powers include flying, heat vision, super strength and super speed. He has a son named Sparky Jr who also possess these powers. Sparky Jr can reach into small places the others can't.

This is Nigel, he is 2nd in command. He has various psychic powers and hates being refered to as cute. He is intelligent, suave and rather sarcastic. Nigel is also British. He is voiced by our mentor the Master Of Oz in the tv series and by Eddie Izzard in the full length movie.

This is Blondie, one of the two female members of the group. She is named after the singer Blondie. She is pretty, free spirited and boy crazy. She is a bit of a ditz. She's not the brightest marsupial in the group but she's still pretty cool. Blondie possessess the ability to make copies of herself.

This is Cher, Blondie's best friend. Cher is named after the singer of the same name and possessess the powers of a master sorceress. She is smart, indepent and has an incredible sense of style and class. Cher has a male counterpart named Sonny after Sonny Bono. Most of the time she is very good at controlling her powers but they are powered by her emotions, meaning that they sometimes go haywire when she is angry or scared.

This is Elvis. He is named after Elvis Presley. He is the sad but lovable fat guy in the group. His hairstyle, voice and mannerisms are based on Elvis's ones. Elvis has the power to move people with his voice and also the ability to eat absolute anything- even anything that isn't remotely edible. He always carries a guitar around with him.

This is my brother's character Beethoven. Named after the famous composer Ludwig Von Beethoven. Beethoven is very intelligent and mysterious and his superpower is time travel. He can also alter time in several different ways. He always has one eyebrow raised in a sarcastic and cocky manner like Stephen Colbert (that's Colbert...NOT Colbear). He is extremely good at what he does.

This is my character Mozart. Mozart is named after Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Mozart possessess the ability to control the weather. He is an eccentric genius with a love of technology. He builds most of the machines, weapons and gadgets. He is known for his trademark catchphrase "Eureka! I've done it again!" which he says everytime when testing out one of his

inventions to see if they function properly.

This is Dio, the teams resident guru. He posesssess god-like powers and is extremely clever and chaming. He is named after Ronnie James Dio. He is a firm believer in the zen philisophy. Dio gives out sagely advice to the other members of his team.

This is Falco. He is named after the late singer Falco. Falco is an expert in all things to do with science. He also is a master of disguise and has the power to turn into absolutely anything. In the movie he is voiced by Jeff Goldblum (who is famous for playing scientist roles like in Jurassic Park and The Fly). Falco is extremely smart and quite mysterious.

This is Sidney, he is the Dumb Muscle of the group. Sidney is super strong but extremely stupid. His superpower is super strength. His nickname is the Incredible Gump a play on The Incredible Hulk and the title character from the Tom Hanks film Forrest Gump. Sidney often screws up the various experiments of resident scientist Clark because of his stupidity. It's a running joke throughout the series that he gets a blank look on his face and stares blankly into space, the others think that he's trying to think of something when he's doing this, he then says something stupid like "I like pickles".

This is Clark, the team's resident scientist. He has the same powers as the comic book hero Superman. Clark is a good friend of Mozart's. He loves to invent things but his experiments always go wrong due to Sidney's lack of intelligence.

This is Elton. He is named after Elton John. Elton is an eccentric genius with a knack for art. His special power is the ability to make his various paintings and drawings come to life with his magic. Elton is a very smart marsupial and one heck of an artist.

And finally...this is Madonna, the newest member of the group. She is Andria's character and is named after the singer Madonna. Her special power is the ability to create fantastic illusions with a click of her fingers. She is smart, beautiful, and elegant but with a wild tomboy spirit that can never be broken. She is also fond of transportation of all kinds and has a driking problem. Turns out, she can't get enough alchol and will do most anything for a beer. She represents a koalas right to do what she wants and to do it on her own terms but still retains a sense of class, style and feminity. She is first seen in a season 2 episode where she gets rescued by Sparky.