Missing Andria

We've really been missing our friend Andria Killgor recently, we hope she is okay. We would hate it if something horrible was to happen to her. She told us that she was going to move because her neighbours finally drove her mad and that she won't be online for sometime until she gets internet access. I assume she's still alive and that she's not dead. If she was dead she probably would have done an Andy Kaufman and faked it.

We miss you Andria, wherever you are.

When you get internet access at that new place you are now, be sure to come back to our blog, okay?

31 Nights Of Terror

Although October, Tyrone and his friends will be presenting a variety of horror themed tv shows of ours. Also, his villain lair is open for the public so people can take a tour of it for free. He does however have a strict rule or two, one of them is that you can't touch any of his inventions especially not any of the weapons he's built. Also no swimming in the shark tank. Also don't feed the mutated animals.

Strict rules Tyrone has for tours of his lair:

1. Do NOT feed the mutant animals.
2. No swimming in the shark tank.
3. Do NOT touch any of his inventions especially not any of the weapons he has constructed.
4. Do NOT steal any of the inventions.
5. If you are a zombie or one of those aliens from the Hulu commercials - NO eating the brains of the other people who are taking the tour.
6. Also no playing with the weapons.
7. Stick together. He doesn't want anyone getting lost, maimed, killed or eaten while on the tour.

Killer koalas

On April 5th 1992 we made a little horror comedy called Killer Koalas From Another World. It was filmed in Australia and was inspired by the dropbear myths. We shot it in the same location that was used for Howling III: The Marsupials (that was also filmed in Australia). We love all of the Howling movies. In our movie, a strange new shipment of koalas arrive in the outback-these koalas appear to look innocent and cute but are really vicious and bloodthirsty-these are called Dropbears. These monstrous marsupials are soon responsible for the disappearance of numerous tourists. The one tourist that didn't encounter one of the dropbears teams up with the local police department to track the dropbears down. We created some realistic animatronic dropbears for the movie- and they can be seen in our museum which has various props from our productions in it. The movie is very hard to find on vhs or dvd, it is a very rare and unique movie. It was entered in the local film contest, it won Best Short, Best Horror Film, Best Soundtrack, Best Score, and Best Special Effects. We've dabbled in the art of horror comedies before and are quite good at it.

MK Movie stuff

There are more than one set of Millitary Koalas action figures, there's the regular set, then there's Battle Action, then there's Down Under Thunder, then there's the Stealth Mission set and finally the This Is Sparta set. There's an exclusive set released just for the movie.There's also a new booster set of trading cards called Ultimate Battle. This special set of Millitary Koalas trading cards are holographic and have each of the characer's battle stats on them as well as a picture of that koala in their battle armour.Also available is a special set of cards from the Millitary Koalas movie. These ones glow-in-the dark and have information about each one of the koalas on them.

The Millitary Koalas movie soundtrack is also now available in stores. And this is what the tracklist is:
1.Millitary Koalas theme - Metallica.
2.Don't Stop Believing- Journey.
3. It's A Warzone - Daddy and the Dorks (my dad's old band).
4. Everybody Wants To Rule The World- Tears For Fears.
5.Bat Out Of Hell- Meat Loaf.
6. Bodies- Drowning Pool.
7. Iron Man- Black Sabbath.
8. Mortal Kombat theme.
9. Rock Me Amadeus- Falco.
10. Duty Calls- Satan's Knights (that's a band me and my brother are members of).
11. Destroy Him- Daddy and the Dorks
12. School's Out- Alice Cooper.
13.Number Of The Beast- Iron Maiden.
And
14. I'm A Living Nightmare- Tim Curry (bonus song)

We also have a new Millitary Koalas game out, it's a fighting game called All For One, One For All and it's for a game console called the Mega Console. The Mega Console is our most successful sucessful invention it's the ultimate gaming system, it can play all formats of video games even pc cd rooms and nintendo cartridges. It looks like a cross between a PS3 and an Xbox. We've got quite a lot of good games for it. This Millitary Koalas game has incredibly realistic graphics and fully destructible 3d enviroments, also included is an extenstive character selection of characters from the tv series and from the movie- Morlock the dropbear is an unlockable character. Andria's character is already selectable. Each koala has their own special moves (e.g Sidney has his Gump Smash slam, Cher has her magic spell move) and Andria's character has two rather hillarious moves one is where she throws exploding beer kegs, and the other is where she uses her sonic belch.

Mel's Ex Boyfriends

Here are Mel's ex boyfriends.

Stinger the Scorpion. Reason she dumped him: He came across as too overprotective.

Rainbow the Chamelon. Reason she dumped him: She thought he was too geeky.

Howl the Werewolf. Reason she dumped him: Came across as a jerk.

Ratty the zodiac rat. Reason she dumped him: He had too many problems.

Simon the zodiac snake. Reason she dumped him: He insulted her fashional sense.

Creepers the skeleton. Reason she dumped him: She thought he was too dead-like.

Count the vampire bear. Reason she dumped him: He was a pain in the neck (literally).

Rocket the blue jay. Reason she dumped him: He was always late.

Ringo the racoon. Reason she dumped him: He kept using her.

Gizmo the lemur. Reason she dumped him: Came across as too obssessive.

Slayer the thrill necked lizard. Reason she dumped him: Came across as too annoying.

Roary the lion. Reason she dumped him: He wasn't her type.

Garfield the cat. Reason she dumped him: He was too lazy to pay the bill when they had dinner dates.

Cupid the dog. Reason she dumped him: He never bothered to shower before their date.

Zip the cat. Reason she dumped him: He called her fat even though she isn't.

MK Action

We are proud to present to you, the newest line of Millitary Koalas action figures-Atomic Fury.

Sparky- comes with bazooka, Sparky Jr and attachable battle armour. Has atomic blasting action.
Nigel - comes with archery crossbow ancient tome, and wearing a Robin Hood costume. Has arrow shooting action.
Cher - comes with tiara, magical scepter, and magical princess costume. Has wand waving action.
Blondie- same as Cher, but with different weapons. Has gun totting action.
Falco- comes with hi tech battlesuit, battle lance and attachable robot arm. Has missile blasting action.
Elvis - comes with box of donuts, millitary gear and guitar. Has super karate kick action.
Amadeus - comes with scientific equipment, hi tech suit and laser sword. Has sword weilding action.
Beethoven - same as Amadeus.
Dio- Comes with ninja gear, light up magic sword, and mystical lute. Has rocket launcher action.
Clark- Comes with superhero gear and glassess also comes with alternate costume (Superman) and has flight action.
Sidney- comes with barbarian armour, spiked gloves and training dummy. Has such punch action.
Elton- comes with magic staff, wizard's cape and a top hat. Has disc spinning action.
Madonna- comes with beer kegs, ninja stars and box of grenades. Has grenade throwing action.

Weregrinch

On the night before Christmas, Jim starts to act more strangely than usually. He starts to become more than a little "grinchy" around this time of year. To make matters worse, it's a full moon night.

Jim and Jenny are having a Christmas eve dinner together when suddenly Jim starts to feel very strange and rushes off to the bathroom.

" I'm fine, i'm fine, i'm fine." Jim tries telling himself while looking in the mirror.
Then his mirror reflection jeers...."I don't think so. I just stole your girlfriend's christmas presents and cut down the tree with a chainsaw. Does that sound fine?" and chuckled evilly.
Jim looks to see that his hand is in "the claw" position from Liar Liar.

"What have you done with my haaaaaaaaaaaand?" Jim cries out.

Meanwhile Jenny is wondering why Jim's taking so long.

Jim looks in the mirror again just to see if Mirror Jim isn't there anymore, he sees his regular reflection in there but slowly it changes becoming more grinch-like, and pretty soon Jim starts experiencing the exact same thing.

First his eyes turn a yellowish colour, then a wicked Jack Nicholson-like cheshire cat smile appears on his face, he starts growling a little as well as developing quite a few grinchy characteristics as well as enhanced senses and super strength.

"Oh no. Not now. No!" he cries.

Then the changes continue as thick, lushious green fur starts slowly sprouting ALL OVER his body starting with his hands, his fingernails grow into long, black, sharp claws and his toenails do the same too.

"W-W-W-What's happening to me?" He cries.

Jim becomes even more grinch-like as the changes continue, this time the green fur sprouts on his face, he also develops very bushy eyebrows and his facial features become more grinch-like as a grinch-like muzzle starts to grow on his face- his nose turning black and moving upward. He starts becoming more and more grinch-like. He tries crying out for help but nothing happens.

And finallly Jim's changes finish off as his grinch-like muzzle finishes growing, his canine teeth become vamprish fangs, his hair grows longer and turns a dark green colour, his ears grow pointed and when the transformation is complete he is now the weregrinch.
Jim, now a weregrinch looks a like the grinch from the movie except he doesn't have the termite infested smile, his hair is longer and a dark greenish colour, he has much thicker fur, and he has his normal voice not the sean connery accent the one from the film has. He also still keeps his humanity while in grinch form and doesn't develop a taste for garbage or glass bottles but he does growl a little, but only when he's angry.
Jim in his new grinch-like form uses his super strength to break down the bathroom wall, goes outside and roars a loud, ferocious grinch-like roar at the moon.

"Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawr!"

Most popular Millitary Koalas bad guy

A while back we asked fans of our show Military Koalas which bad guy they would love to see in a full length movie of the show. We asked them to vote for the bad guy of their choice, the bad guy choices were: Dingo Dan, Manogator (the half man half aligator), Draco the Lizard Man, or Morlock the Dropbear. And the bad guy who got the most votes was....Morlock the dropbear.

Morlock is an all powerful overlord, he is a dropbear.

Dropbears are basically vampire-like koalas that the Australians use as tall tales to scare tourists. Morlock the dropbear's voice is done by the great Tim Curry (who played Darkness in Legend). Morlock first appeared in the special rock opera episode of the show. Our good friend Tyrone The Terrible is a Tim Curry fan and a specialist in the art of writing villain songs (he wrote the Vizini villain song Inconcievable and many more villain songs including his own villain song, last August he and I worked on a villain song duet), he wrote the lyrics to Morlock's villain song from the rock opera special. In a musical, the villain song is a special song that is sung by the villain- sometimes it's about themselves and sometimes it's about their evil plan. . We dug deep into the dank, dark and spooky depts of the Nightmare Fuel and High Octane Nightmare Fuel pages to get inspirations for the dark dimension Morlock lives in known as the Down Under Underworld.

Sometimes he speaks in a demonic sounding voice when mad and his eyes often turn a redish colour. It's really effective and scary when he does it in the film. Especially in the one scene where he tells his henchmen...."Do as I command or I WILL DESTROY YOU!". And on the Millitary Koalas ride it's even scarier. Especially when he shouts...."WHO DARES TO DISTURB ME?" in that demonic voice of his.

Master Of Oz

Here are some facts about our friend/mentor the Master Of Oz:

His full name is Matthew D. Ozmodius
He is the creator of the Millitary Koalas character and also the voice of Nigel in the cartoon.
His favourite comedian is Eddie Izzard.
He is a superb singer.
His hobbies include magic, singing, dancing and art.
He is good at doing magic tricks.
His favourite tv show is Whose Line Is It Anyway?
His favourite singer is Michael Jackson.
His favourite animal is the koala.
He lives in a castle with a picture of a smiling koala on it. On the walls is a Millitary Koalas mural my brother painted-the mural depicts a scene from the Millitary Koalas movie- the scene is the epic battle scene where the millitary koalas fight off Morlock the dropbear's minions- Andria's character is holding a grenade and is getting ready to throw it.
He is our mentor and has worked with us on many tv shows and productions.
He likes to help people by giving them advice.
The story on how he created Millitary Koalas: In early January 2005 he was surfing the web and found a list of tv shows and movies featuring anthromorphic superhero animal characters on Wikipedia. He was checking to see if there was any that hadn't been done yet. His original idea was going to be a show about karate kangaroos but he decided not to do that because that one had already been done- it was a film called Warriors Of Virtue so he went with koalas instead- ones that are cute but tough- hence the title Millitary Koalas.
He has written a number of books about the Millitary Koalas including his most recent one The History of the Millitary Koalas which has backstories on all the main heroes including Andria's character Madonna.

Voice Over Duty

This year, a made for tv film called the Magic 7 is being released. It was a fantasy film that was part animation part live action (I think). It's plot was about a group of kids who challenge the 6 arch enemies of the earth and ride a 5 toed dragon (voiced by James Earl Jones). From what we've read or heard about it, John Candy and Madeline Kahn were involved in the making of this project. Both of them recorded the voices for their characters in the early 1990's. But the project was shelved for more than a few years. The final version is coming out this year but sadly neither John Candy or Madeline Kahn's characters appeared in it. Now I feel that the true fans of John Candy have been cheated on. And as a fan of John Candy myself (as well as being a close friend of his) I feel that it was unfair that John was removed from the cast list and that his voice wasn't used in the final film. I mean John had been in animated projects before. He was the voice of Wilbur the albatross in Rescuers Down Under (which is our friend the Master Of Oz's favourite Disney film, his 2nd favourite is The Wild) and voiced himself in the cartoon series Camp Candy (which should be aired on Boomerang as well as the original Biker mice series). He also voiced a few characters in the sci fi animated film Heavy Metal- most notably Den the geek turned muscleman, a robot in one of the other segments and a desk sergent in another one. The true JC fans out there have been cheated on by the producers of the Magic 7. Not only is John's voice not in the final version of the film but we're not sure if his character was voiced by someone else or just removed from the film- and we were looking forward to seeing what his character Smokestak Sam was going to be like. We kinda imagine that the character would be kind of like a cross between Sully from Monsters Inc and the Genie from Aladdin. We kind of imagine that Madeline Kahn's character Wastra must be kind of like a cross between Maleficent and Cruella DeVil.
If John's character was indeed voiced by someone else in the final version I hope it was Tino Insana- because he sounds a lot like John Candy. He was the voice of Pig in Barnyard and it's spin-off series Back At The Barnyard, he was the voice of Uncle Ted in Bobby's World as well. He's also currently the voice of Barf the mog in the new Spaceballs cartoon series which we have seen more than a few episodes of (we think it's really funny).
Our mascot Chumsley was voiced by John Candy in our animated shorts, commercials and in Chumsley and Friends from 1982-1994. When John died in 1994, we got Tino Insana to fill in. You can still see more than a little bit of John's personality in him. Chumsley the werejohncandy is pretty much a LOT like John Candy himself- he's kind of like a mix of some of John's best characters, he's a little bit of Ox, a little bit of Del Griffith, a little bit of Freddie Bauer, a little bit of Irv Blitzer and more than a little bit of ol Uncle Buck. Tino Insana also provides the voice of Uncle Kong in our latest cartoon series Bonzi's Jungle Treehouse. Uncle Kong is based on the title character from Uncle Buck. He's basically John Candy as a gorilla.
We were very good friends with John Candy. We met him once. And the first parody we actually wrote when we were on Amiright was a parody of the song John Henry by Harry Belafonte and was the true story of how we met and became friends with him. We've also got this amazing story of how we saved his life once. You can view the music video for that song on
the Chumsley and friends seasons 1-2 dvd special features. Also you can view the original Chumsley and friends animated shorts featuring John as the voice of Chumsley. These animated shorts of ours aired during the early 1980's. You can also view the commercials featuring Chumsley- they are a parody of those commercials where people turn into monsters and similar stuff like that, in them someone (usually me) turns into Chumsley. We pulled that off using a variety of different techniques, including morphing, makeup, and special effects. You can also view the PSA's featuring Chumsley. In mid 1984 we did a series of PSAs featuring Chumsley- each one with John Candy providing the voice of the character. These PSAs can also be seen as one of the special features on the Chumsley and Friends season 1-2 dvd boxset.
Chumsley the werejohncandy is our beloved mascot. He's been featured in quite a few of our animation projects. He's starred in a couple of episodes of Doizee's Fairy Tales. Doizee's Fairy Tales was a puppet tv show which is a spin-off of the Doizee Club kids show. In it Doizee tells her kids a variety of entertaining fairy tales. Chumsley plays the role of the Beast in the episode Beauty's Beast Friend which is kind of like the Disney version of Beauty And The Beast and the role of the Giant in the episode Sam And The Beanstalk (featuring Sam Leno as the title character) a retelling of Jack and the beanstalk.

Darth Rangoon facts

Cool facts about Darth Rangoon:


His full name is Tiberius S. Wilson
He is a sith lord in training.
He specialises in sci fi parodies.
He is highly intelligent and knows martial arts.
He owns the circus of fear.
He's very good at the Star Wars roleplaying game.
His favourite colour is black
He has a pet rat
He likes to build robots in his spare time.

Cats Are Mean

Normally we love cats but there's a certain trope tiled Cats Are Mean and it mentions that sometimes cats can be rather bad behaved.

Our first cat Sebastian aka Bastie Boy was a Russian Blue with a tempermental streak and all the markings of a criminal genius. He scratched my brother's leg once, but the reason he did it was because he mistook it for a scratching post. While most of the time he was well behaved, Sebastian often played innocent and koi to hide his evil nature. He was quite a cunning cat. Unfortunately he didn't live very long, he got run over by a car in late 2001.

Nicalinco or Nico (our second cat) is also a Russian Blue but he is a lot nicer than Sebastian was. Nico loves to be the center of attention, we've had him since 2002, he's rather old now and also quite overweight because he eats a lot. Nico is always demanding attention in one way or another. He likes to ham it up for photos, he's quite the drama cat.

In our old friend Kirsty Burville's family there were two very peculiar cats, one named Isabella and one called Leonardo. Isabella was a tabby and Leonardo was a Maine Coon. Isabella was the adventurous one and Leonardo was the quiet one. Isabelle had a lot to say, Leonardo on the other hand liked to keep it to himself. Leonardo liked to just lay about in the sun while Isabella liked to chase butterflies outside and have fun. Neither one of these two felines was mean. It should also be noted that there was also a "fish tank" in the living room, she had quite a lot of interesting fish there including some cat fish.

Tazmin's feline companion Cassandra was the very deffination of a hellcat. Cassandra was every bit as creepy and twisted as Tazmin. Apprioately, Cassandra was a black cat. And she was very vicious. She sometimes would play innocent to fool her enemies before attacking them. She went all berserk on my brother once. My brother still has the wound to prove it.

Probably the only cat which isn't in the least bit mean or evil is Master Of Oz's pet cat Mage. Mage is a tabby with a very inquistive personality. Mage is also quite a lovable cat, he is also rather clever and resourceful. He rarely ever disobeys his owner, he's very sweet and well mannered, he is very well groomed and is very healthy and fit. Mage is the cat often featured in some of Master Of Oz's home movies. He also loves listening to music.

Costume stunts

Michael Jackson once went in public as the Mayor from Ghosts. No one reconised him.

It kind of reminds me of a similar costume stunt we did for halloween in 2007, the theme was 80's movies so I went as John Candy, I looked very convincing as him- nobody could tell it was me. The fact I had been practicing my John Candy impersonation for a long time kind of helped. I do quite a good John Candy impersonation you know, I can do his voice rather well as well as his laugh. One person went up to him and said "John, I loved you in Uncle Buck, Stripes, Splash, and Planes, Trains and Automobiles" and then asked me for an autograph, in which I gave one- in character. The next day my brother (dressed as Bill Murray in Stripes) and I took part in a parade.Another memorable costume stunt I did was when we making the film version of Leno, I went around town as Jay Leno interviewing people like the real Jay did during the Jaywalking segments of the Tonight Show and again, I was very convincing, no one could tell it was me. They thought I was the real Jay. The makeup artist who did my Jay Leno makeup also did the makeup for my John Candy halloween costume and also for numerous other films and tv shows of ours including those various commericals in which I turn into our mascot Chumsley the werejohncandy. Chumsley was a fun character to be. I was the guy in the Chumsley suit for the short lived children's show Chumsley's Clubhouse which was kind of like the Doizee Club.Our friend Weremoose once went to work dressed as Beast from X-Men. He has a picture of that on his deviantart page. This year for halloween I'm thinking of going as a hybrid of Michael Jackson and the Jim Carrey version of the grinch. I went as Michael Jackson for halloween once, it was a lot of fun. I was Bad Era Michael.My brother and I are no strangers to the art of disguise. We pull off all sorts of crazy costume capers. My earliest example of this being the time I dressed as a wolf and scared the heck out of some people who were watching a horror movie.

Monster Maker

Growing up my brother's friend Dan loved watching horror movies. Much like Rick Baker, he is a makeup effects expert and he loves his job. He's done the makeup for our various tv shows and movies. He did the makeup for Leno. Which I thought was brilliant. I looked very convincing in the Jay Leno makeup, everyone mistook me for the real Jay. Stan Winston specialised in robots/aliens type makeup, Tom Savini specialises in all the gory type of makeup and Rick Baker specialises in creature/monster makeup (as well as the ocassion age makeup)- our friend Dan specialises in all 3 of those. We love the makeup effects Rick Baker did for American Werewolf In London, that werewolf transformation scene was pure gold and one that will never be surpassed, also the makeup used for the "not-quite-dead" zombified victims of the main character's "carnivorus nocturnal activities" looked pretty cool as well. My older brother got made up as the not-quite-dead but still deteorating zombified Jack (Griffin Dune's character) once. He really loved it. We also loved the makeup Rick Baker did for the Nutty Professor. Eddie Murphy must have had a LOT of fun playing all those different characters. the Tim Burton version of Planet Of The Apes was also awesome. The makeup effects he did for that film were wonderful. I did a couple of photomanips of ourselves as POTA style apes, I even did one of Andria. The makeup for Thriller was really good especially the zombies and werecat Michael. Also the alien makeup effects for Men In Black/Men In Black 2 were very good, I like the "Cornflake Head" alien from that movie, the makeup was very good- and also the "Three Eye Guy" alien was pretty cool too- but the "Bird people" makeup was excellent. Jack Nicholson looked pretty cool as a werewolf in Wolf. I've seen what Rick's makeup designs for the upcoming remake of The Wolfman look like, and I think they look amazing.We love the Grinch the most, because the makeup was incredible in that film- nearly everyone in the cast was made up as a citizen of Whoville and Jim Carrey's grinch makeup was stunning. Jim looked really convincing as the grinch. You couldn't tell it was him underneath all that fake latex skin, prosphetics and green dyed yak hair. You know since I first saw that film in theatres I had ALWAYS wanted to be a grinch like the one in the film. I sometimes make my character in some of our fanfiction and animation half grinch. I always model my anthrogrinch characters in Robin Grinch and the Mangrinch comic series (which is also a tv show, cartoon, and movie series) on the Jim Carrey version of the grinch. I myself am a weregrinch now and my grinch form looks a lot like the grinch from the film except for the teeth which have cute fangs instead of being termite infested, I have Jim Carrey's regular voice instead of the Sean Connery accent, and I don't develop a taste for garbage or glass bottles- I still eat human food when i'm in grinch form.

This Is It

Michael Jackson's concert film This Is It comes out in October. Are you going to see it? We are.

It's got lots of rehearsal footage from MJ's rehearsals that were done before he died.

It's going to be really cool to see. It's also on our list of must see movies for this year, right up there with the new version of A Christmas Carol which comes out November 6th.

As fans of MJ, we are deffenately going to enjoy seeing This Is It.

the stories that never got published

A long while ago, me and my brother wrote a story for a transformation themed site called Doc's Lab (not to be confused with our lab of course). It was about a rockstar who turns into an antropomorphic Jim Carrey style grinch. We called it I Was A Rocking Weregrinch. After we finished typing the whole thing up we submitted to the website. Sadly, though it never got added to that big story list of theirs. So we assume it was rejected. We did a second one in a similar style except a little more light hearted, we called it Hollywood Grinch. It was about a star who gets a job performing as the grinch for the annual grinchmas celebration at universal studios- and ends up becoming a grinch himself (literally). This one also sadly got rejected, apparently those no talent losers at the Doc's Lab forum said it was too childish and that the main character was a "Marty Stu" type. They kept saying stuff like..."What, haven't you outgrown Dr Seuss yet?". Which if you ask me, was just plain insulting. They are wrong. The main character in the story is NOT a "Marty Stu" at all- he's a rich, mysterious Bruce Wayne type. The stories on Doc's Lab are good but some are just a little too rauncy for even my liking, and not to mention that some of the descriptions of the transformations are more than just a little graphic. There are a lot of good ones but there are some which really kind of turn me off and squick me out- and those ones are ones where innocent girls are turned into cows and ones where people become birds- I have an aversion to cows and birds. My mother HATES certain kinds of bird, one time during the summer we were in the backyard lying about, my mother was relaxing and this stupid bird comes flying by and sqwuarks at her twice, she then yells "Oh shut up bird!" and then swore at it. Bird tfs are absolutely the worst kind of animal tf there is, the beak growing part would be THE worst part of the thing- heck, I can't even describe how that part would go- just thinking about it makes me hurl. It would be like something out of Company Of Wolves (which is a brilliant werewolf film btw). Don't get me started on cow tfs, I have had an aversion to cows ever since I was forced to watch that Fingerprint Farm segment on Playdays when I was little. The damm cow from that segment always creeped me out and so did the owl- the owl was so spooky when it did it's "twit twoo toodleoo" hoot at the end of that segment. Cow tfs are horrible especially for the poor girl having to endure them. This is the precist reason why we DON'T do either one of those tfs. Heck, we stay away from hooved animals in general (except the moose of course, that's because weremoose is our close personal friend) and we steer clear from any birds. I guess those guys at Doc's Lab wanted something a bit more dark and edgy. We don't usually do stories like that. Sure we've done a few of those but those were just for a contest. We don't do dark and edgy- and I am no Tim Burton. We don't usually do ones with graphic transformation scenes in them-we've only do it once. But we DON'T do horrifying transformation scenes, I've only done it once but they're not as good as how David Cronenberg does them- and on a side note, I am no Seth Brundle/Brundlefly- even though people say I'm a lot like him.

Jim Carrey

The strangest and most frightening character Jim has ever played in my opinion has to be the cable guy. There is something not quite right about that character. It's like you kind of feel sorry for him but you also feel scared of him as well.

Chip Douglas is a very mysterious character, and not to mention that lisp. All he wants is a friend, he's not evil, he's just disturbed and very very lonely. I felt kind of bad for him after the way Steven treated him.

Little Jay and Friends

We were asked by fans at an animation convention last week who our favourite character in Late Night Kids is. We told them it was Little Jay, but our second favourite is Stevie Colbert. Stevie Colbert is hillarious in a lot of episodes of the show.

For example in the episode where they go to a special school for future comedians, little Stevie Colbert becomes the most popular kid in the whole class, and also later wins the election for class president. I also love it when he stands up to the school bully in that episode as well. And when he accuses the teacher of being a democrat is also hillarious.

My brother's favourite episode is the one where Little Jay helps Conan raise some money for a toy called Triumph the insult puppy. And Stevie Colbert's All American Lemonade Stand was great as well.

The Christmas episode was a very lovely one in my opinion, plus I love the ridiculously long list of things that Lil Davey Letterman, Little Jay and Stevie Colbert send to Santa Claus.

Jim Carrey transformations

This is a question for all the Jim Carrey fans out there, If you could transform into one of his characters at will which one would it be? Here are the ones I would choose:

• Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask- I'd be a shoe in to win any and all talent contests. Plus it would be really cool being a living cartoon character. I could cause all sorts of havoc.
• Ace Ventura- Being Ace Ventura would be kind of neat. Plus I could amaze or shock people by doing the butt talking thing.
• Count Olaf- without question, I'd adore being Olaf- he's such a ham. It'd be a lot of fun.
• The Grinch- hehe, I could scare away unwanted Christmas carollers.
• The Riddler- oh yeah, being the Riddler would be a fun and interesting experience.
• Walter/Fingerling- that would be a very interesting character to be.
• Chip Douglas- hehe, I could freak everyone out by being this character.
• Andy Kaufman- oh yes I'd love to be Andy or Tony Clifton for that matter.

Those are the ones I would choose to turn into.

Ash For A Day

It's Ash Wednesday aka Bruce Campbell Day again and there's a whole crowd of deadites outside trying to burst into our secret base. This happens all the time on Ash Wednesday. I don't know why but it just does. Those deadites come lurching in by the dozens. Normally Chinstar is around to fight off all of those Deadites, but it looks like he's someplace else today. So it looks like it's up to me. Luckily i've got my Monster Morpher right here. You might not know this but zombie hunting is serious buisness.





(turns on the Monster Morpher) Let's see, what or who should I become today? (scrolls through the different monsters) Freddy Krueger? Nah. Jason Voorhees? No, not yet. I'm saving him for a special occassion. The Alien from the alien movies? Nah, i'm saving that one for a sci fi convention. Ash from the Evil Dead movies? Yes, perfect! (Selects Ash, and holds down the button) Here I go! (Morphs into Ash) Groovy.





You know what's really weird? Sometimes when I select Ash I often end up turning into Ace Ventura instead. And I don't even recall having Ace Ventura as one of the forms to choose from. As much as I love that zany pet detective I don't ever recall having Ace as one of the forms on the Monster Morpher. I recall having both the grinch and the Mask, maybe someday i'll have Count Olaf, Walter/Fingerling and the Cable Guy there as well. But I don't even recall having Ace Ventura on there.

I'm off to go fight off those deadites, if i'm not back in 5 minutes just wait longer.

The one that not got made

A long while ago, me and my brother wrote a story for a transformation themed site called Doc's Lab (not to be confused with our lab of course). It was about a rockstar who turns into an antropomorphic Jim Carrey style grinch. We called it I Was A Rocking Weregrinch. After we finished typing the whole thing up we submitted to the website. Sadly, though it never got added to that big story list of theirs. So we assume it was rejected. We did a second one in a similar style except a little more light hearted, we called it Hollywood Grinch. It was about a star who gets a job performing as the grinch for the annual grinchmas celebration at universal studios- and ends up becoming a grinch himself (literally). This one also sadly got rejected, apparently those no talent losers at the Doc's Lab forum said it was too childish and that the main character was a "Marty Stu" type. They kept saying stuff like..."What, haven't you outgrown Dr Seuss yet?". Which if you ask me, was just plain insulting. They are wrong. The main character in the story is NOT a "Marty Stu" at all- he's a rich, mysterious Bruce Wayne type. The stories on Doc's Lab are good but some are just a little too rauncy for even my liking, and not to mention that some of the descriptions of the transformations are more than just a little graphic. There are a lot of good ones but there are some which really kind of turn me off and squick me out- and those ones are ones where innocent girls are turned into cows and ones where people become birds- I have an aversion to cows and birds. My mother HATES certain kinds of bird, one time during the summer we were in the backyard lying about, my mother was relaxing and this stupid bird comes flying by and sqwuarks at her twice, she then yells "Oh shut up bird!" and then swore at it. Bird tfs are absolutely the worst kind of animal tf there is, the beak growing part would be THE worst part of the thing- heck, I can't even describe how that part would go- just thinking about it makes me hurl. It would be like something out of Company Of Wolves (which is a brilliant werewolf film btw). Don't get me started on cow tfs, I have had an aversion to cows ever since I was forced to watch that Fingerprint Farm segment on Playdays when I was little. The damm cow from that segment always creeped me out and so did the owl- the owl was so spooky when it did it's "twit twoo toodleoo" hoot at the end of that segment. Cow tfs are horrible especially for the poor girl having to endure them. This is the precist reason why we DON'T do either one of those tfs. Heck, we stay away from hooved animals in general (except the moose of course, that's because weremoose is our close personal friend) and we steer clear from any birds. I guess those guys at Doc's Lab wanted something a bit more dark and edgy. We don't usually do stories like that. Sure we've done a few of those but those were just for a contest. We don't do dark and edgy- and I am no Tim Burton. We don't usually do ones with graphic transformation scenes in them-we've only do it once. But we DON'T do horrifying transformation scenes, I've only done it once but they're not as good as how David Cronenberg does them- and on a side note, I am no Seth Brundle/Brundlefly- even though people say I'm a lot like him.

Grinch transformations are our current theme. We kind of base them on the movie version because I now have Jim Carrey as my other personality- I turn into him at random.

TF Art we do

Art is one of our best subjects and one of our favourite themes for art is transformations which is one thing turning into another. Here are the kinds of transformation art we can do:

• Animal Transformation (as long as it's anthromorphic and said animal doesn't have hooves or a beak)
  
• Anything size related as long as the Magic Pants trope is in effect .
  
• Mythical creature transformation (as long as said mythical creature isn't one of the undead or has hooves like a Centaur or Pegasus)
  
• Costume changes.
  
• Character transformation: Disney or other animated film ones.
  
• Character transformation: John Candy related.
  
• Alien transformation: Anything from Ben 10.
  
• Jim Carrey themed character transformations. Turning into Jim Carrey or one of his characters.
  
• Grinchification: The transformation of one turning into a grinch- mainly based around the movie version, or a weregrinch tf.
  

Here are the ones we can't and will not do:

• Animal transformation: Birds (we just don't do birds. Period. Plus I HATE the idea of turning into, growing a beak would be quite nasty)
  
• Animal transformation: Ungulates (we have an aversion to cows and the like)
  
• Gender switching (sorry, we don't do gender benders)

• Age (we don't do Age Progression or Age Regression)
  
• Inanimate (sounds too silly)

• Mythical creature tf: Undead (except of course for Vampires)

Remember not to send us requests for any gender bender tfs, anything age related or inanimate object tfs. Size tfs are okay as long as the magic pants trope is in effect. But please do NOT ask for us to do a Godzilla or King Kong related one. We get too many of those already. You may however ask us to do a grinch related one as long as it's based on the film version.

The Jay Leno Show

We watched the debut of the Jay Leno Show last week and we really liked it a lot. I liked when Jay had Robin Williams as a guest on Wednesday's show. Robin is a close friend of ours, we met him once. There's someone over at TVTropes who really really loves Robin Williams, that someone's name is LurkerBunny. We don't know their real name but we do know that they really love Robin Williams and at every chance they get, they will mention Robin in almost every article on the site.

We think Jay's done really well so far with his new tv show. We attended tapings of his new show all last week. It was fun. Also we met Jay again. It's always a pleasure to hang with Jay.

Three Buffoons

We did a Beauty And The Beast spin-off cartoon once, it was called the Three Buffoons and it was a lot like Three Stooges.

Gaston acted as the Larry Fine of the three of them
Lefou acted as the Curly Howard of the three.
Hugo (a character my brother created) acted as the Moe Howard of the three.
Pierre (a character I made up) acted as Shemp.

Often Belle made an appearance in it. My brother and I voiced Hugo and Pierre while Sam Leno voiced Gaston and Joshua Loius Belushi voiced Lefou.

Sam Leno's Gaston impersonation was really good, sounded like the real thing.

Beauty and the beast where are they now?

Our tv crew caught up with the cast of Disney's animated classic Beauty And The Beast to see what they are up to now.

Belle is now a sucessful author, actress and pop star. She is also now married to Gaston and lives in Burbank california. She has an impressive collection of literature and paintings. She also reads to sick children at the hospital. She has appeared on Larry King Live, Oprah, and the Late Show With David Letterman. She lives a much happier life now. She's not like how she was potrayed in the movie, in fact she has nothing in common with her film counterpart except for the fact that they are both beautiful and intelligent and like to read books a lot. And contrary to her film counterpart she actually does like Gaston, in fact the two tied the knot and got married on February 14th 1996.

Beast on the other hand didn't live a much happier life after the movie came out, he and Belle broke up. He was a heavy smoker, an alcholic and an overeater. He also had a temper and had to go to rehab a few times after having a mental breakdown. He died on July 6th 1997 of a heart attack at the age of 27 (which is 48 in human years).

Gaston is now a sucessful actor, writer, producer and musician. He is also now married to Belle and lives in Burbank. After producing and starring in Beauty And The Beast he went on to star in various sucessful action movies. He now owns an impressive collection of cars, motorcycles, action figures and comics, books, artwork and dvds and also owns his very own gym, and also has appeared on Larry King Live, Oprah, The Tonight Show, and Late Night With Conan O Brian. He also has his own sucessful tv show and an autobiography titled The Art Of Being Me which was made into a movie called The Gaston Story and stars Bruce Campbell as him. In his spare time he likes to part take in various sporting events, he also donates money to charity on numerous occassions. Among his dvd collection are a variety of action, horror and sci fi films, on his bookshelf include a variety of books including Bruce Campbell's If Chins Could Kill and Jay Leno's autobiography Leading With My Chin. Despite how he was portrayed in Beauty And The Beast, Gaston is not as vain and arrogant as Belle's film counterpart thought he was, he is actually quite heroic and generous. He is also rather smart in contrast to his film counterpart. He recently appeared in House Of Mouse as a parody of himself.

Lefou is now Gaston's agent/manager, he and Gaston have their own production company called Gastonian Enterprise Movies, the Vanity Plate is a parody of the mgm logo.

Lumiere and Cogsworth are now a sucessful comedy duo with their own sitcom. They also now do comedy tours taking their act around the world.

Chip is now starring in indepent films and mrs Potts is now a sucessful author and has her own cooking show on tv.

Special holiday mushabellies

We're going to tell you about the holiday theme mushabellies we've made.

Halloween Mushabellies:

Wolfie (a Werewolf, howls when you squeeze his stomach)
Derek (a devil, laughs manically when you squeeze his stomach)
Fred (Freddy Krueger, plays the theme from Nightmare On Elm Street when you squeeze his stomach)
Jase (Jason Voorhees, makes the ki-ki-ma-ma-ma-ki-ki-ki sound effect when you squeeze his stomach)
Chuck (Chucky from Child's Play, cackles when you squeeze his stomach). Tiffany is also available.
Norm (Norman Bates, makes knife stabbing noises when you squeeze his stomach)
Benny (Ben Willis, sings One Way Or Another by Blondie when you squeeze his stomach)
Ghostie (Ghostface, asks..."Do you like scary movies?" when you squeeze his stomach)
Mikey (Michael Myers, plays the Halloween theme when you squeeze his stomach)
Reg (Regan from The Exorcist, plays the Tublular Bells theme from the movie and also spurts out profanities in Latin when you squeeze her stomach)
Jerry (Jerry Dandringe from Fright Night, hissess when you squeeze his stomach)
CB (Chestbuster alien, makes hissing noises when you squeeze his stomach)
Sweeney (Sweeney Todd, sings a song from the Sweeney Todd movie when you squeeze his stomach)
Crpytie (the Crypt Keeper, cackles and says "Hello boils and ghouls" when you squeeze his stomach, features the voice of John Kassir)
Franz (The child killer from M, makes shivering noises and splutters "How I must! Don't want to! MUST! DON'T WANT TO! MUST! And then, a voice screams - I can't bear to hear it! I can't... I can't..." when you squeeze his stomach, I provided the voice for this one using my best Peter Lorre impersonation)
Fang ( American Werewolf In London werewolf, squeeze his stomach and makes the werewolf howl from the film, Fang is our nickname for him)
Vincent (a gentleman mushabelly made to resemble Vincent Price, laughs evilly when you squeeze his stomach, voice for this mushabelly is provided by Tyrone The Terrible doing his famous Vincent Price impersonation)
Jeff (Seth Brundle/Brundlefly, says lines from The Fly when you squeeze his stomach)
Coop (A showman mushabelly made to look like Alice Cooper, sings "Welcome To My Nightmare" when you squeeze his stomach)
Ash (Ash from Evil Dead trilogy, says "Groovy"

Christmas Mushabellies:

Greeny (Grinch, made to look like Jim Carrey's version, sings It's Not Easy Being Green when you squeeze his stomach)
Shadow, Whisper, and Creepers (Christmas Carol ghosts of Christmas past, present and future, make ghostly wails when you squeeze their stomach)

Easter:

Hopsy (Easter bunny, talks in a Bugs Bunnyesque voice when you squeeze his stomach)
Valentine's Day:

Chrissie (a mermaid, sings "Part Of Your World" from The Little Mermaid when you squeeze her stomach)
Sarah (a princess, sings "That's How You Know" from Enchanted when you squeeze her stomach)
Larvin (Cupid, giggles when you squeeze his stomache)

Others:

Elvis (Elvis Presley mushabelly for Elvis Week, sings and says "Thank you, thank you very much" and "Uh huh huh" when you squeeze his stomach)

Malaria Mad Science Institute

When me and my brother graduated from school we studied at a place called the Mad Science Institute in the town of Malaria. It's a hi-tech learning faculity for mad scientists and the like.

Our favourite classess there were Mad Chemistry class - that's where you get to make various potions/vials, Monster Creation class, where you get to build your own creature, Brainwashing Class where you get to give your monster a good brainwashing to make sure that it'll be scary and evil (because that's the law in Malaria, EVERYTHING and EVERYONE must be evil) and Robot Construction class where you get to build your own battle robot.

My arch nemesis Dr Madness studied here as well, he and his brother were our rivals there. We'd often compete to see who would win the science fair and it was often me and my brother won. Dr Madness ALWAYS lost the science fair every year and it drove him mad. So much so that he's always trying to steal our inventions just so he can claim them as his own.

In the town of Malaria, almost everyone is a mad scientist- mad scientists are like celebrities over there. And of course every mad scientist has an "Igor" to do all their hard work for them.

Malaria is quite a cool place to visit, you should check it out sometime. Unfortunately it's a very far awar place but you can easily travel there via plane, blimp or other method of transportation. It looks kind of like Halloweentown from the Nightmare Before Christmas.

Disguises, costumes and makeup madness

Growing up my brother's friend Dan loved watching horror movies. Much like Rick Baker, he is a makeup effects expert and he loves his job. He's done the makeup for our various tv shows and movies. He did the makeup for Leno. Which I thought was brilliant. I looked very convincing in the Jay Leno makeup, everyone mistook me for the real Jay. Stan Winston specialised in robots/aliens type makeup, Tom Savini specialises in all the gory type of makeup and Rick Baker specialises in creature/monster makeup (as well as the ocassion age makeup)- our friend Dan specialises in all 3 of those.

We love the makeup effects Rick Baker did for American Werewolf In London, that werewolf transformation scene was pure gold and one that will never be surpassed, also the makeup used for the "not-quite-dead" zombified victims of the main character's "carnivorus nocturnal activities" looked pretty cool as well. My older brother got made up as the not-quite-dead but still deteorating zombified Jack (Griffin Dune's character) once. He really loved it. We also loved the makeup Rick Baker did for the Nutty Professor. Eddie Murphy must have had a LOT of fun playing all those different characters. the Tim Burton version of Planet Of The Apes was also awesome. The makeup effects he did for that film were wonderful. I did a couple of photomanips of ourselves as POTA style apes, I even did one of Andria. The makeup for Thriller was really good especially the zombies and werecat Michael. Also the alien makeup effects for Men In Black/Men In Black 2 were very good, I like the "Cornflake Head" alien from that movie, the makeup was very good- and also the "Three Eye Guy" alien was pretty cool too- but the "Bird people" makeup was excellent. Jack Nicholson looked pretty cool as a werewolf in Wolf. I've seen what Rick's makeup designs for the upcoming remake of The Wolfman look like, and I think they look amazing.

We love the Grinch the most, because the makeup was incredible in that film- nearly everyone in the cast was made up as a citizen of Whoville and Jim Carrey's grinch makeup was stunning. Jim looked really convincing as the grinch. You couldn't tell it was him underneath all that fake latex skin, prosphetics and green dyed yak hair. You know since I first saw that film in theatres I had ALWAYS wanted to be a grinch like the one in the film. I sometimes make my character in some of our fanfiction and animation half grinch. I always model my anthrogrinch characters in Robin Grinch and the Mangrinch comic series (which is also a tv show, cartoon, and movie series) on the Jim Carrey version of the grinch. I myself am a weregrinch now and my grinch form looks a lot like the grinch from the film except for the teeth which have cute fangs instead of being termite infested, I have Jim Carrey's regular voice instead of the Sean Connery accent, and I don't develop a taste for garbage or glass bottles- I still eat human food when i'm in grinch form.

Are you as mad about monster films as we are? Then you should rent out the film Igor, it's a pretty cool animated film by the writer of American Dad, it's really funny and it's kind of like a real shout-out to classic monster movies. Plus it's got some really clever voice actors in it like John Cusack as the voice of Igor, Jay Leno as the voice of Malbert, John Cleese as the voice of Igor's master, Eddie Izzard as the voice of Dr Schadenfreude and Steve Buchemi as the voice of Scamper the immortal rabbit.

Zombie Contingency plan

This is my Zombie Contigency plan. This will come in very useful in case of zombie attack.

Here's what me and my brother would do:

1. Gather a bunch of our clever colleages and friends including everyone at Amiright.
2. Head over to S-Mart where Chinstar works when he's not busy crime fighting and get all the essential items we need to survive.
3. Then head back home and hide out in the cellar or the lab or any other top secret area in the house where the zombies won't be able to get to us. We then barracade the whole house.
4. Fight off the zombie hordes. My brother, friends and I are very skilled at martial arts. We also pretty good with medieval weapon as well as chainsaws and guns. If there are too many of them, we simply just call Bruce Campbell to help us, if Bruce isn't available...we'll use the Monster Morpher to turn Chinstar into Ash from the Evil Dead films.
5. Once the main horde of zombies has been taken care of, we then use our practical and technical skills to figure out who or what has caused the zombies to appear.

And finally..

6. Use the Hologram Maker device to create realistic decoys of ourselves so we can lure the zombies into our trap, once we've caught the zombies. We'll find the source of the zombie attack, carefully examin it and study it and then destroy it. If any townspeople have been infected, we'll use our scientific expertise to cure them.

The Bad Guys

We're going to tell you about the bad guys in the Millitary Koalas cartoon series

Donny Van Dingo

Donny Van Dingo is the sworn enemy of our heroes the Millitary Koalas, he is half man half Dingo. He is very vicious and at the same time clever.

Manogator

Donny Van Dingo's right hand gatorman, he is half man half aligator. He is quite powerful and deadly. He has a really powerful bite attack.

Spiderella

A sexy, and not to mention deadly spiderwoman. She can wall crawl, shoot webs, and can also poison innocent men with her toxic kiss.

Morlock the dropbear and his goons.

Morlock is a sinister but at the same time charming dropbear. He can use his evil charm to get anything he wants and is ruler of the down under underworld.

Zyrak, Spirit Of Darkness

Zyrak is the ancient spirit of darkness, he resembles a vampire bat. He can read minds and can also control the element of darkness.

Great White Steve

Steve is a shark man, he is very dangerous and also very tough and aggressive. He is a skilled fighter and swimmer. He serves as The Dragon for Dingo Dan.

Cesil the lizard man.

Cesil is a rather shifty lizard man. He is very good at camouflage and is also a skilled spy.

Howler

A marsupial werewolf who talks like Scooby Doo. He is rather comical in comparison to how menacing the other villains are.

Earth VS Hulu

I had this dream two weeks ago where the so called aliens from the Hulu commercials tried to brainwash me and my brother.

Me and my brother made a video game based on that dream earlier last week. It's a sci fi action game called Earth VS Hulu, it's kind of inspired by those creepy Hulu commercials and is kind of a Spaceballs style spoof of the sci fi genre.

The main characters are group of ragtag space heroes and their wise cracking robot friend. They come from a distant future version of Earth which is currently in danger of being taken over by the Hulu Empire. Lead by Captain Marlon Stargazer (voiced by my brother), this not-so-elite team of space age heroes are sent on a mission by Lt Jones to stop the Hulu Empire.

Guess who

No the big guy in the photo is NOT Drew Carey or Roger Ebert. It's Michael Jackson as the Mayor- one of the 5 characters he played in the short film Ghosts. It's hard to tell it's him isn't it?

Michael went to a store or a theme park dressed as that character. And no one recognised him.
Wow, that's really clever.

It kind of reminds me of a similar costume stunt we did for halloween in 2007, the theme was 80's movies so I went as John Candy, I looked very convincing as him- nobody could tell it was me. The fact I had been practicing my John Candy impersonation for a long time kind of helped. I do quite a good John Candy impersonation you know, I can do his voice rather well as well as his laugh. One person went up to him and said "John, I loved you in Uncle Buck, Stripes, Splash, and Planes, Trains and Automobiles" and then asked me for an autograph, in which I gave one- in character. The next day my brother (dressed as Bill Murray in Stripes) and I took part in a parade.

Another memorable costume stunt I did was when we making the film version of Leno, I went around town as Jay Leno interviewing people like the real Jay did during the Jaywalking segments of the Tonight Show and again, I was very convincing, no one could tell it was me. They thought I was the real Jay.

The makeup artist who did my Jay Leno makeup also did the makeup for my John Candy halloween costume and also for numerous other films and tv shows of ours including those various commericals in which I turn into our mascot Chumsley the werejohncandy. Chumsley was a fun character to be. I was the guy in the Chumsley suit for the short lived children's show Chumsley's Clubhouse which was kind of like the Doizee Club.

Our friend Weremoose once went to work dressed as Beast from X-Men. He has a picture of that on his deviantart page.

This year for halloween I'm thinking of going as a hybrid of Michael Jackson and the Jim Carrey version of the grinch. I went as Michael Jackson for halloween once, it was a lot of fun. I was Bad Era Michael.

My brother and I are no strangers to the art of disguise. We pull off all sorts of crazy costume capers. My earliest example of this being the time I dressed as a wolf and scared the heck out of some people who were watching a horror movie.

Ash Wednesday

Alright you primitive screwheads listen up....


Today is Ash Wednesday and you know what that means....it's Bruce Campbell Day.


Every Wednesday we pay homage to the great actor Bruce Campbell. We have an Evil Dead wing in our museum/theme park now and there's a ride based on Army Of Darkness. We also have Ash, Evil Ash and a Deadite as some of the forms to choose from on the monster morpher. I've been turned into Ash a few times and might I add that it's pretty awesome. It's kind of like the time I was Gaston from Beauty And The Beast- and I had a LOT of fun being him, trust me. Although I was a lot more heroic than the original one.

Bruce Campbell is Chinstar's favourite actor. You know our dad is a lot like him, he even looks like him. Yet again so does Gaston from Beauty And The Beast. It would be hillarious if Bruce Campbell switched lives with Gaston, ha ha....Belle probably wouldn't be able to tell the difference. Our friend Chinstar played the son of Ash in his latest adventure the Son Of Ash. He says it was a lot of fun to work on and is deffenately a LOT better than Ace Ventura Jr or Son Of The Mask.

There's a mushabelly we have of Ash, when you squeeze his tummy he says..."Give me some sugar baby" "Groovy" "Hail to the king baby" and several other lines from the Evil Dead films.

Of course the only bad thing about being Ash is that I can never get a moment's peace because of all those deadites that keep showing up. Oh no, here's another one. Excuse me for a second. *picks up his shotgun* I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU DEADITES TO STAY DEAD! *shoots the deadite* Now stay dead this time. Honestly, I have no idea where these deadites come from or why they keep showing up but someone must have gotten their hands on the Book of the dead.

Happy Ash Wednesday to all.

Now if you excuse me, I've got to get back to my job in the housewares department of S-Mart, I'll talk you to you guys some more later.

Monster morpher monster info

We're going to tell you about the monster forms that the Monster Morpher has:

• Teen wolf/Big wolf on campus style werewolf

Monster type: Lycanthrope.

Alignment: Good.

This is a more tame take on the classic werewolf archetype. Their hair/fur styles often differ, Teen Wolf style werewolves tend to have a Chewbacca-like style of fur on their face while Big Wolf On Campus styles one tend to have wild punk style haircuts (males tend to have sideburns, bushy eyebrow and or a goatee while girls have longer hair and bushier eyebrows)

• Vampire

Monster type: Bloodsucker.

Alignment: Neutral.

Vampires are very powerful and not to mention alluring creatures of the night. They drink human blood, can turn into bats, and can also live for a real long time. There are some good vampires like Angel from Buffy and there are some evil ones like Jerry Dandridge from Fright Night- no matter which alignment they are, vampires are indeed rather facinating beings. Word of advice: Never turn into this monster form if it's bright and sunny out.

Wocka Wocka Werebear.



Monster type: Lycanthrope.



Alignment: Good.



This is from Muppet Monster Adventure, this wacky creature is a wocka wocka werebear- the wocka wocka is a reference to Fozzie Bear who gets turned into this in the game. There are big, fierce and are very good at climbing.

• Frankensteinian thing (also known as a Viktorianian)

Monster type: Construct.

Alignment: Good

This creature is a misunderstood mechanical marvel with a gentle soul, super strength and electric powers. This big hulking giant isn't evil, he's just a gentle giant.

• Zombie/Deadite.

Monster type: Undead.



Alignment: Semi Evil.



Plot: This creature is stereotypical portrayed as a slow moving flesh/brain eater in the movies but our zombies here are different. Deadites are kind of similar except they are kind of posessed.

• Demon

Monster type: Hellspawn.

Alignment: Evil.

This creature can possess people, it can also fly. It is often portrayed as a red devil-like being kind of like Satan. Our demons on the other hand are different.

• Tim Burtonesque creature (also known as a Shadow Beast).

Monster type: Bizzare.

Alignment: Neutral.

This creature is a relative of the Chimera and looks like something out of a Tim Burton film, it posesss psychic powers and can control the element of darkness.

• Brundlefly.

Monster type: Human/insect hybrid.

Alignment: Good.

This creature is the result of what happened when Jeff Goldblum's dna got merged with a fly in the 1986 remake of The Fly. Although it is quite unusual and grotesque it does have some rather cool abilities such as wall climbing ala Spiderman. It's quite good for grossing people out too.

• Swamp monster.

Monster type: Amphibius.

Alignment: Unknown.

Swamp Monsters are perhaps one of the most mysterious monster, some look like they're covered in seaweed where others tend to look like they stepped out of the black lagoon.

• Muck monster.

Monster type: Aquatic.

Alignment: Neutral.

The Muck Monster is the Swamp Monster's aquatic cousin, it is quite fish-like and is sometimes mistaken for a sea monster. They are very fast swimmers and can hold their breathe for an extremely long time while being underwater- they can also stay in the water for a long time and they never get wrinkly or develop cramps afterwards.

• Evil Ash.

Monster type: Undead.

Alignment: Evil (no duh)

Ash's evil Deadite clone from Army Of Darkness, a most fearsome creature indeed. This creature is one you don't want to mess with.

• Ash (Evil Dead movies)

Monster type: Demi-God.

Alignment: Good.

The ever heroic, lantern jawed Deadite slaying hero from the Evil Dead trilogy. A most powerful force to be recconed with and also is very wisecracking. If you love Bruce Campbell, then you'll love this one.

• Grim Reaper.

Monster type: Undead.

Alignment: Neutral.

The Grim Reaper aka Death or Grim as he is called in the Grim Adventures Of Billy and Mandy is the angel of death, his job is to harvest the souls of the deceased. He carries around a scythe which has supernatural powers.

• Terminator

Monster type: Robot/cyborg.

Alignment: Good.

Arnold Scwartznegger's most famous role. This is a Terminator android, it's powered by Skynet and is a very dangerous and powerful piece of machinery. Hasta La Vista, baby.

• Robocop
  

Monster types: Robot/cyborg.

Alignment: Good.

A cyborg law enforcer who dishes out justice to bad guys in the film Robocop. This cybernetic is the kind of cop that no crook would want to mess with.

• Freddy Krueger
  

Monster type: Undead/dream enterer.

Alignment: Evil.

One two, freddy is coming for you, three four lock the door, five six grab a crucifix, seven eight gonna stay up late night, nine ten never sleep again. Freddy is the bad guy from the legendary Nightmare On Elm Street series, he has the power to make your life a living nightmare- LITERALLY. He can enter people's dreams and make them into nightmares. His presence is signified by a nursery ryme. Whatever you do, don't fall asleep.

• Jason Voorhees
  

Monster type: Undead.

Alignment: Evil.

This is the bad guy from the Friday The 13th films, his name is Jason Voorhees. He doesn't talk much but he has a machette, chainsaw and wears a hockey mask- no one knows what's under that hockey mask of his- they're all too scared. Jason's presence is signified by a sound that goes ch-ch-ch-ha-ha-ha.

• Chucky (Child's Play series)

Monster type: Demonic toy.

Alignment: Evil.

Don't let this one fool ya, he may look like an innocent little Good Guy doll but he actually is a killer. Possessed by the spirit of the killer Charles Lee Ray, this pinty sized terror goes by the name of Chucky and is quite a scary sight. "Hi, I'm Chucky, wanna plaaaay?"

• Chestbuster alien
  

Monster type: Space mutant.

Alignment: Neutral.

This being is an alien monstrosity that can possess people and can also BURST OUT OF THEIR CHESTS like it did to Signourney Weaver in Aliens. It has a rather terrifying hiss that can spend a chill down anyone's spine.

• Predator

Monster type: Space mutant.

Alignment: Evil.

This is the Alien's arch nemesis. The Predator is quite a strong and ferocious creature and is more than a match for the Alien.

• Grinch (Jim Carrey version)
  

Monster type: Seussian.

Alignment: Neutral.

The grinch is a green, furry misunderstood creature who lives on top of Mount Crumpit. Most members of this species tend to look like the Jim Carrey version from the movie rather than the cartoon one. Grinches are very stealthy, super strong and have very keen senses. You don't want to mess with one of these.

• The Mask

Monster type: Living cartoon.

Alignment: Good.

This wacky green faced superhero is the title character from the Dark Horse comic The Mask and it's movie adaptation starring Jim Carrey. He can basically be summed up as a living cartoon character because of his shapeshifting powers and wacky personality.

• Pantherian (also known as a cat creature)
  

Monster type: Human/feline hybrid.

Alignment: Neutral.

This sleek, feline-like creature is a Pantherian, which is a powerful cat creature with amazing agility and a seductive charm that you'll go wild for.

• Draconian

Monster type: Human/reptile hybrid.

Alignment: Evil.

Draconians are reptile-like creatures that are notorious for many different acts of villainy. They are kind of like the Lizard from Spiderman.

• Aquarian

Monster type: Human/fish hybrid.

Alignment: Neutral.

These aquatic fish-like beings are Aquarians, they are kind of like the Plutarkians from Biker Mice except they're much better looking and they don't stink like old cheese. Aquarians in a way can be summed up as a fusion of a Merperson and a Muck Monster.

• King Kong

Monster type: Giant animal.

Alignment: Good.

This famous giant ape wouldn't hurt a fly. King Kong is remarkably big and strong for a gorilla but he is really a big softy. Word of advice: Don't try turning into this in a building full of people in it.

• Godzilla

Monster type: Giant animal.

Alignment: Evil.

This famous giant reptile always terorrises Japan. He is a most ferocious predator and has a roar that can shatter windows. Like with the King Kong one, my advice is don't try turning into this one in a room with lots of people in it.

• Gungan

Monster type: Star Wars alien species.

Alignment: Good.

Gungans are an amphibious alien race in the Star Wars franchise, a most famous example of one is the goofy but likable Jar Jar Binks who is sometimes viewed as the worst thing about Star Wars episode 1. Gungans in overall are a very underated race.

• Wookie

Monster type: Star Wars alien race.

Alignment: Good.

Raawrgh. Wookies are a hairy, yeti-like alien race that live on the Planet Kasshyk. They are very ferocious and aggressive although Chewbacca himself is more of a gentle giant. They commuincate by grunting, growling and roaring.

• Hutt

Monster type: Star Wars alien species.

Alignment: Unknown.

Hutts are a big fat slug-like race of aliens that serve as the outerspace mafia in the Star Wars movies. Most famous example being Jabba The Hutt a most powerful and voracious crimelord.

• Toydarian

Monster type: Star Wars alien species.

Alignment: Neutral.

Toydarians can be summed up as an alien cross between a bird and an elephant. These creatures have wings and love bargaining.

• Ronto

Monster type: Star Wars alien species.

Alignment: Good.

These loyal space beasts of burden are called Rontos and are sometimes used as a method of transportation.

• Bothan

Monster type: Star Wars alien species.

Alignment: Good.

These creatures are called Bothans- they often serve as intergalactive spies in the Star Wars movies.

• Ewok.

Monster type: Star Wars alien species.

Alignment: Good.

These creatures are called Ewoks and while they may look like cute teddies they are actually rather tough. They are also very primitive, commuincate by chirping and work in tribes.

• Yeti
  

Monster type: Hairy recluse.

Alignment: Unknown.

The yeti or abominable snowman is a furry reclusive creature that lives in the Himalayan mountains. He is rarely seen but in some stories he is portrayed as a gentle giant.

• Sasquatch

Monster type: Hairy recluse.

Alignment: Good.

This one is rather hairy and is quite well known, and no it's not Robin Williams. The Sasquatch or Bigfoot as he is called is a very mysterious furry reclusive who sometimes shows up in the forest. People have claimed to have seen pictures of him but most of the pictures are often blurry.

• Dragon
  

Monster type: Mythical beast.

Alignment: Neutral.

Dragons are fantastic mythical reptillian beasts that can breathe fire, are incredibly powerful and are very good at flying. The Chinese variety of these tend to have whiskers and are a lot longer than the ones in Western culture.

• Werebelushi

Monster type: Chubbanthrope (a sub species of lycanthrope)

Alignment: Neutral.

This wild, animalistic creature is the main member of the werebelushi family, it's covered in thick blackish fur, has claws, razor sharp claws, bushy eyebrows, pointed ears, fangs, a mane, quills growing out of it's back, a black nose, has glowing green eyes is chubby and bears a resemblance to late comedian John Belushi. Werebelushis are often portrayed in some of our fanfiction as the barbarian archetype. Features John Belushi's voice.

• Werejackblack

Monster type: Chubbanthrope.

Alignment: Good.

Same as the werebelushi except it's modelled on Jack Black and has brown fur, red eyes, and a much longer mane. They aren't evil but they are insane though. Almost on a Jack Nicholson-like scale but not completely Axe Crazy. Also features Jack Black's voice.

• Werejosh (as in Josh Peck),

Monster type: Chubbanthrope.

Alignment: Good.

Same as the werebelushi except it's a lot tamer and modelled after Josh Peck and also features his voice. Werejoshes are very sweet, caring and loving as well as a little bit shy. Werejoshes (much like werejackblack's) have a super sonic roar/scream they can use to scare off enemies. They are also incredibly smart.

• Werehurley (Jorge Garcia of Lost fame).

Monster type: Chubbanthrope.

Alignment: Good.

The werebelushi's much tamer lookalike cousin modelled after Jorge Garcia of Lost fame- has brown fur and a much longer mane. Also features Jorge's voice, very much like a werejohncandy because it is a gentle giant. Has glowing green eyes much like the werebelushi and werejosh does- the werejackblack has red eyes.

• Wereleno.

Monster type: Lycanthrope.

Alignment: Evil.

Werelenos are a race of lantern jawed lycanthropes all modelled on Jay Leno and also have his voice, they have blackish fur with silver streaks, claws, bushy eyebrows, pointed ears, cute fangs, a long lion-like mane, a black nose, and glowing orange eyes. They are notorious for being evil and for pretending to be of the lawful good alignment. In our numerous fanfiction, movies and tv shows they are often portrayed as villains. Our friend Sam "Chinstar" Leno is one, but he is more of a heroic one.

• Chumsley the werejohncandy

Monster type: Chubbanthrope/Mascot.

Alignment: Good.

Our lovable mascot Chumsley is a werejohncandy, he is modelled after the late great comedian John Candy and also has his voice. He is covered in thick brownish fur, has glowing greenish eyes, a black nose, claws, cute fangs, pointed ears, a long mane and is quite tall. He is 6'2 and weighs 300lb of fur, fat and pure cuddly goodness. Chumsley wouldn't hurt a fly and is a friend to children and animals everywhere.

• Ghost

Monster type: Spirit

Alignment: Unknown.

Ghosts are very mischevious spirits that can go through walls, possess people and objects, and are see through. They often like to scare people.

• Undead Elvis.

Monster type: Undead.

Alignment: Good.

This semi deadite-like version of Elvis is a most powerful and at the same time terrifying being. It doesn't eat brains or human flesh like stereotypical zombies because like we said before, our zombies are different.

• Man-Bat (from the Batman comics and animated series)

Monster type: Human/bat hybrid

Alignment: Evil.

ManBat is one of Batman's arch enemies. Dr Kirk Langstron invented a serum that was supposed to cure deafness but instead it turned him into this bat-like monstrosity. Manbat is a most dangerous and brutal force indeed.

• Gargoyle

Monster type: Guardian.

Alignment: Good.

These creatures sit on top of cathedrials, they are stone by day and living beings by night much like the ones from the cartoon Gargoyles. Sure birds may perch on them during the day but at night, they come to life and defend the city from evil.

• Sulley (Monsters Inc)

Monster type: Lovable yeti-like creature.

Alignment: Good.

Sully is a very lovable big blue creature that is also very furry. He has a job at Monsters Inc and is friends with Mike and Boo.

• Ghoul Friend (this one is based on Andria, it's kind of like the Corpse Bride)
  

Monster type: Undead.

Alignment: Good.

This one is one we based on Andria, it looks like the Corpse Bride from Tim Burton's film the Corpse Bride except with red hair and it has Andria's mannerisms. Kind of like a banshee except much prettier.

• Elf

Monster type: World Of Warcraft species.

Alignment: Good

Elves are immortal beings with pointy ears, they live forever and are also very smart and are very good at many different things.

• Pandaren

Monster type: World Of Warcraft species.

Alignment: Good.

The Pandaren are a jolly panda-like race of creatures, they are very big, soft and lovable and also are very good at food delivery.

• Orc

Monster type: World Of Warcraft species.

Alignment: Evil.

Orcs are big, green skinned brutish beings who work in a horde and are very aggressive. Orcs often work together in a horde.

• Tauren

Monster type: World Of Warcraft species.

Alignment: Good.

Taurens are a lot like minotaurs. They are also very good dancers and are the inventors of the Tanarax Dance. They are also rather strong.

• Troll.
  

Monster type: World Of Warcraft species.

Alignment: Neutral.

No these are not the same as the "internet trolls" or the "fairy tale ones", these ones have red hair, tusks, blue skin, and Jamaican accents. Ya mon, I be liking that hair.

• Loch Ness Monster
  

Monster type: Aquatic.

Alignment: Unknown.

Nessie is perhaps the second most mysterious monster ever. The Loch Ness Monster is sometimes described as an aquatic dinosaur-like creature who lives in the rivers of Scottland.

• Genie

Monster type: Magical being.

Alignment: Good.

Be careful what you wish for. Genies are magical creatures that can grant wishes, but some tend to take them a little TOO literally. Be very careful what you wish for when you let one of these guys out of a bottle or lamp.

• Audrey II plant

Monster type: Bloodsucker/alien plant.

Alignment: Evil.

Feeeed me. Feeeed me! The Audrey II plant may look like an ordinary venus fly trap but this one doesn't want flies- no- this one wants blood. This plant craves blood, and can also talk and sing.

• Phasm (magic ghost)

Monster type: Magical being.

Alignment: Good.

Phasms are kind of a cross between a ghost and a genie. Flabber from Saban's Big Bad Beetleborgs is one of these. They have all sorts of magic powers and make great advisors. And yes much like some genies, they do tend to take somethings literally.

• Beast (X-Men)

Monster type: Genius super mutant.

Alignment: Good.

This super intelligent creature is Beast. Not to be confused with the one from Disney's Beauty And The Beast, Hank "Beast" McCoy is an extremely intelligent blue furry creature with a big heart and a genius IQ.

• Venom (Spiderman)

Monster type: Alien symbiote.

Alignment: Evil.

Venom is one of Spidey's greatest enemies. Eddie Brock turned into this after being possessed by the alien symbiote. Venom is a very dangerous and not to mention powerful foe.

• Carnage (also from Spiderman)

Monster type: Alien symbiote.

Alignment: Evil.

(Evil cackling) What colours do you bleed? Carnage is just like Venom except he's red and he's completely insane. Cletus Cassidy turned into him after being possessed by the Symbiote.

• Igor

Monster type: Hunchback.

Alignment: Good.

Every mad scientist has one of these as a sidekick/assistant. An Igor is a cute little hunchback that serves as the sidekick/assistant to a mad scientist type. Known for saying "Yes master" and bearing some similarites to Peter Lorre.

• Shrek

Monster type: Ogre.

Alignment: Good.

Shrek is the big, green lovable ogre from the Shrek movies. Although he prefers to be left alone, he is really a big softy. He has a Scottish accent and he also lives in a swamp. He is friends with Donkey, Puss In Boots and Artie (that's King Arthur) and is married to Princess Fiona.

• Super Ghoul (Michael Jackson's Ghosts)
  

Monster type: Morlockian.

Alignment: Good.

This creature is a Superghoul, it is also one of the 5 characters that Michael Jackson played in the short film Ghosts directed by sfx wizard Stan Winston. This creature is remarkably powerful and at the same time scary. Has various supernatural powers including the power to possess people by flying into them- can also turn said person into a "Ghoul" just like it. Are you scared yet?
In case you were wondering this is what the Superghoul looks like:

Brain Eating Rock (Billy and Mandy)

Monster type: Alien plant.

Alignment: Evil.

The brain eating rock is a lot like Audrey ii from Little Shop Of Horrors except it doesn't want blood- it wants brains. This creature often tricks people into doing it's bidding by befriending them.

• Chimera (Bloody Roar Primal Fury)

Monster type: Mix and match critter.

Alignment: Unknown.

The Chimera is a large beast that looks like a big demonic looking bull with spikes, glowing red markings and sharp teeth and claws. It's very monstrous. In Bloody Roar primal fury this is what the character of Uranus has as her beast form.

So there you have it, all the monster forms that the Monster morpher has to offer.