80's movies rewind

Once and a while i visit this site called fastrewind,   it's the ultimate site for movie fans especially fans of 80's movies.

One of the really cool things about this site is that it's easy to find the movie you are looking for because you can browse by title,  year or by genre.

I am also very happy to see that they have included a few John Candy films on their lists,   so far i think they have Uncle Buck,  Summer Rental,   Planes,  Trains,  and Automobiles,   Splash,   and Brewster's Millions.   My only qualm is that they seem to have forgotten to add the Great Outdoors.

You know,   looking at their lists of movies on that site kind of think of what kind of crossovers to come up with,  i  know there's already been Freddy vs Jason and the comic book only sequel Freddy VS Jason VS Ash,  but there's so much possibilities for possible crossovers.


I mean can you imagine how fun a Ghostbusters Meets Beetlejuice crossover would be?   I certainly can.   And Ghostbusters VS Poultergiest would be epic and fun to boot.

And can you imagine what a Gremlins VS Leprechaun crossover would be like?   I  think it would be fun to see who wins.     How about Gizmo VS Chucky?

Also i quite like the idea of an Ash VS Jack Torrance fight as well as Ash VS Snake Plitzkin.  

There is an excellent John Hughes crossover fanfiction i stumbled upon on this fansite called The John Hughes  File,   it's got 70 chapters and features a lot of the famous characters from the John Hughes universe in it,  it's even got Del Griffith and Buck Russell (both characters were played by JC)  and it's really appropriate especially seeing as they all live in the same town,  which is Shermer,  Illinois.   I always wondered what some of John's characters would think of each other if they were to meet.    I'm sure Del must get along very well with Buck.


I've had a lot of dreams about 80's movies crossovers like this one that takes place in a golf tournament and the Caddyshack guys are up against Buck from Uncle Buck.   There's also this Evil Dead meets Return Of The Living Dead crossover i dreamed about once,  in which Andria appeared as a fellow slayer of the undead (sort of a female equivalent to Ash).

There was also the  Blues Brothers/This Is Spinal Tap crossover i dreamed about,   it also featured me,  my brother,   and Andria as our blues brothers OCs along with Takkuneg of Blues Brothers Central as her OC.

I heavily suggest that you check the 80's movie website out,   it is really cool and quite an amazing site to visit,  you should check it out.

Here's the link to the page with the John Hughes crossover fanfic:

http://www.riverblue.com/hughes/fanfiction/

And here is the link to the 80's movie website:

http://www.fast-rewind.com/

Guardian angel/spirit

A lot of people sometimes say they have a guardian angel,   well in my case i  have several guardian monsters,  an angel,  and a spirit animal guardian.    Now i'm not entirely sure what my spirit animal is but i'm guessing it's either some kind of cat,  a fox,  a panda,  or a koala bear.    

And yes i believe in monsters and stuff like that but that doesn't mean i'm crazy or anything,  i love monsters and other wondrous creatures.

People who say that i'm weird or say other mean things about me just don't understand me,   they think they know me but they don't.     Which is why i remain a mystery except to my followers and my friends.

I am really not such a bad guy when you get to know me though.

Back to normal

First of all i am glad to see that the real Andria Kilgore has returned,  and that she is okay.    I really missed her these last couple of weeks and she has a lot to catch up on.


By the way,   if you think i  was fooled by that guy posing as her husband on here then think again i wasn't.


By the way i've got some new watchers on deviantart and 69 more llamas.


Also i have become friends with quite a few of my fans on there including Blackbluedawg,  Rebbeccachuc1992,    Writingpoetryforlife,  and  Marionut247.     I also seem to be hitting it off rather well with Kheperbleu as i consider him to be a friend even though he kind of hates me.


How have you been doing?    

Nickelodeon studios

This is the old Nickelodeon studios building in Orlando florida,    before it was taken down and replaced with the blue man group.      This is where shows like Kenan and Kel,   All That,   Double Dare,   Weinerville,   GUTS,   Get The Picture and Legends Of The Hidden Temple where filmed in front of a live audience.    If you were a kid growing up in the 90's then there is no question that you might have been a Nickelodeon kid too.

Yes,  i like Nickelodeon  -  both their old and new shows are good,  i  used to watch Are You Afraid Of The Dark on a regular basis,   same goes for All That and Kenan and Kel as well as the Amanda Show.

I know there are a lot of other people out there who miss the old Nickelodeon studios building very much as well as the old Nickelodeon shows.

Leave a comment on here if you miss it as much as i do.

Imagine Casting

Many of you probably know that i do my own movie castings on a site called Imagine Casting,   i've done casting mainly for who would play my monster world characters in a movie adaptation of my series.   I always choose Jim Carrey to play me both as a human and as a weregrinch and i usually choose either Helena Bonham Carter or Michelle Pffiefer to play Andria.

Here's my Closet Monsters movie casting:
http://imaginecasting.com/titles/results/6109/closet-monsters-the-movie/

Here's the casting i did for a movie about Andria:
http://imaginecasting.com/titles/results/6202/andria-the-andria-kilgore-story/

Here's my Attic Monsters movie casting:
http://imaginecasting.com/titles/results/6009/attic-monsters/

Here's the casting I did for a movie about Blackbluedawg's crawlspace monster gang:
http://imaginecasting.com/titles/results/6108/crawlspace-monsters/

Here's the casting i did for Closet Monsters:  Reawakening.
http://imaginecasting.com/titles/results/6091/closet-monsters-reawakening/


I quite like the choices I made for the Attic Monsters movie casting -  especially Alan Rickman as Dustman (who is sort of like the Sandman),     Daniel Roebuck as Vincent the vampire (who is essentially modelled on a young Jay Leno),   and Lorry Goldman and Michael Lenner as Roscoe and Albert the gargoyle duo (who better to play a Siskel and Ebert type duo then these two?    They were both in the 1998 godzilla film as Gene and Mayor Ebert - respectively).   As for my choice for who would play Chumsley the werejohncandy i went with Kevin James because he is probably the closest thing to JC these days -  it was either him or Seth  Rogen.     And for Cassie i went with Edie McClurg because not only does she have the right personality for the part but she is a John Hughes regular as well so that's an extra special bonus.

Of course Reawakening would be the very first movie in the monster world film series and it would tell us all about the backstories of each member of Nathan's monster gang -  well for the first segment anyway - throughout the second half it would have Nathan reuniting with them after several years.   Of course there would be plenty of transformation scenes in it.

As for my closet monster movie casting I think it's perfect,  especially Robert Englund as Ted who is the Freddy-like character in my monster gang,  along with Kane Hodder as Jasey (the Jason Voorhees-like character),    Bruce Campbell as Bruce (the Ash-like character who is a demigod),   Carmen Electra as Grincherella the shegrinch,  and MJ impersonator Edward Moss as Mitchell (who is modelled on Michael Jackson and has the powers of his character in Ghosts) -   the only thing i'd change is that he makes his voice more like MJ's.

I'd like you guys to go over to Imagine Casting,   check out my movie castings then come back here and tell me what you think.

Retro movies

People obssess over older movies of all the time,  and for me that includes all John Candy movies including the ones the critics didn't like and any and all Jim Carrey films along with anything with Bruce Campbell in it especially Evil Dead.




That's because retro movies have a certain charm to them, most if not all of John's best movies came out in the 80's, he did do a films in the early to late 70's as well. One of his last films Cool Runnings - came out in 1993 - a year before his death. Canadian Bacon and Wagon's East were both released posthumously - a word which here means it occurs after right someone's death - such as the case with those two movies.  Another example would be Heath Ledger getting an oscar nomination for the Dark Knight.

As for the Grinch, the book itself was written and published in 1957, the tv special aired in 1966 and the live action film starring Jim Carrey came out in 2000 (November 17th in the US, December 1st in the UK, 14th of December in New Zealand).

Also in case you were wondering how Jim got the part, well Audrey Geisel came onto the set of Man On The Man one day to see if he was right to play the part, Jim was so deep into the character of Andy Kaufman, however he had to essentially do an impersonation of himself during an impersonation of the Grinch. And that is what got him the part.

And for the record, i'm glad he played the character - no one else could have done it better, sure Nicholson was considered but at his age i don't think he would want to be covered in all that green dyed yak hair and prosthetic makeup like Jim. 

Believe me that makeup process was torturous for Jim, the prosthetic makeup took over 3 hours to apply. He felt so uncomfortably confined in the latex skin that he needed councelling from an ex navy SEAL who taught him torture resistance techniques. 

He had to wear full yellow schleral contact lenses which covered the entire eye, and they proved to be some uncomfortable that he was unable to wear at times during filming and it was required that shots of his eyes be coloured in digitally in post production.



I personally think that Jim made a great grinch,   he played the part perfectly  and i don't think anyone else couldn't have done it better than him.  Eddie Murphy and Jack Nicholson were both considered - but i really can't imagine either of them playing the character even though Jack has the smile for it.




What movies do you like which are from an older decade?

Amazing discoveries

You know,   recently they have been a lot of amazing discoveries especially underwater,    there have been a LOT of interesting and odd looking fish discovered there.

Like this guy for instance:

This is the Asian Sheepshead Wrasse,   it is estimated to be about 30 years old and has been spotted around the japanese coast,     some people are calling it the Shrek fish because it looks a bit like Shrek (the lovable green ogre from the Shrek films),  while others are calling it the Jay Leno Fish because they think it resembles Jay Leno -  and in a way it kind of does,   especially the chin -   very much like Jay's own chin.

There is also the blobfish,   now you're probably wondering what the blobfish is -  well this is what it looks like:

 








Looks pretty sad doesn't it?    That poor fish,  poor blobfish.    I'm sure it will find someone who loves him someday.


I wonder what kinds of interesting sea creatures those brave divers will discover next.

Looking for an answer

This is a question for the real Andria Killgore.     I saw someone claiming to be you on Deviantart and they acted nice at first but then got all mean and insulted me and then blocked me for no reason.    Was that you or was that an impostor?     Also.... if it was,   did you really mean the things you said on there?    And is what Midnight-Oyl said about you being dead true or not?    I really want to know because of all this complexes me.      I need to the answers.


I hope none of them are true,  because i would not want anything or anyone to ruin our friendship.


So please tell me the answers i need to know.


Because this is really complexing me.

Life on other planets

Hi folks,   Nathan here.     Today i'd like to you a rather interesting question which people have been asking for centuries -   do you believe that there is life on other planets?   I do.    And i believe that one day we'll find out.


I am quite fascinated by this theory about life on other planets.


I wonder if there's any aliens out there - and if they are,  i  hope they're friendly.


We need E.T and Yoda more than ever.

Brutal Legend

I have now got myself a playstation 3 along with 5 games for it including Brutal Legend,   for those who don't know about this awesome game,    you play as a roadie named Eddie Riggs who gets transported to an ancient time where he has to fight demons using the awesome power of rock,    Eddie is voiced by Jack Black by the way.

I would love to have all the moves and powers that Eddie Riggs has,   especially the power to sprout demon wins and to do those kickass guitar solos.

OHHHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!     That would rock so hard,  and i would be so badass that no one would be able to stop me,   i'd be like a rock god,    and no one can stop the metal or a rock god.

I heavily suggest giving this game a whirl,   it's fun.

R.I.P Malcolm H.

It has come to my attention that a fellow amiright alumni has unfortunately passed away,    the person i'm refering to is of course the late Malcolm Higgins,    now during my time on amiright,   i discovered some of his parodies and there were quite good.

I wasn't around long enough to see his final works because unfortunately i got unjustly banned from the site.    But my condolences go out to his family and friends and everyone else on amiright.

But in a way i feel that i am really gonna miss that guy.

R.I.P  M.H,    may your parodies live in our hearts forever.

Airdna's revenge

It seems that Airdna has reared her ugly head on the internet yet again,   this time on deviantart under the fake account Andriakilgore -  she just gave me too rather insensitive replies to a comment i left on her 'profile'  a couple of weeks ago.

I thought we had gotten rid of her,   but apparently she's back and she wants revenge.    She's twice as bloodthirsty as ever.

How did she manage to find her way out of the dark dimension of no return?   I mean how on earth was she able to do it?    It's called the Dark Dimension of no return for a reason -  no one ever comes back from there -  EVER.     Moocifer must have brought her back with dark magic.

Halloween plans

I've got some really good plans for October but I am wondering what should i be for halloween this year,  i was already MJ last year (with the grinch thrown in),   I already have been John Candy as well as Freddy Krueger.

I'm considering either going as either Bruce Campbell or Van Helsing this year.   I have seen some Evil Dead fans dressed as Ash and i'd like to try something like that this year.  

I'm looking for suggestions on how i should do it,   because i know the chainsaw hand thing would be too dangerous to try and pull off.    And i'm wondering what I could do for the chin because remember Bruce has that famous lantern jaw of justice just like Jay Leno except his is slightly better than Jay.

So what kind of things would you suggest for me if i was to go as Ash for halloween?

monsters

I had to remove some of my works because apparently someone who shall remain nameless claims they are copyrighted.

The ones in particular are the Gremlin tf story i did,   the gargoyle tf one and the shrek fish one.    Now what the person doesn't seem to realise is that only the tv show Gargoyles is copyrighted -  NOT the actual creatures themselves.   The actual gargoyles are carved stone statues or 'grotesques'  with spouts that are designed to convey water from the roof  and away from the side of buildings -  preventing it from ever getting wet if it is raining,   they are also said to keep evil spirits away.   They have been in tons of stories and movies and tv shows - even before Disney,  especially in old black and white horror films.    As for the gremlins,  only the title of the film is copyrighted -   the creatures themselves aren't,   in fact the actual gremlins are creatures from English folklore  -   and yes they are mischevious and like hacking machinery but their main expertise is hijacking aircrafts such as airplanes or helicopter's.    They originated long before Joe Dante made the Gremlins film.   I believe it was Roald Dahl who first came up with the concept,   he used to be a member of the RAF and he wrote a novel titled The Gremlins,  which Sidney Bernstein was reportedly said to come up with the idea and sent it to Walt Disney,   unfortunately the film project itself never got made but it was featured in quite a few comic books.      It is said that gremlins were first mentioned in the 1940's and even dating back to the first world war.    Aeroplane hijacking gremlins make very notable and memorable appearances in such films as the Bob Clampett short Falling Hare,  and in the 1963 Twilight Zone episode Nightmare At 20,000 Ft which was later remade in The Twilight Zone movie -   this particular episode has been spoofed numerous times including in cartoons like Johnny Bravo,  Tiny Toon Adventures, and The Simpsons.     However,  the ones in the movie Gremlins are not the aeroplane hijacking kind as both movies take place in the city.     As for the Shrek fish poem,  the poem is not about the animated character from the Shrek films by Dreamworks but about a real live fish that was discovered recently by divers on the japanese coast,  it is a Northern Sheepshead wrasse,  and it is simply called Shrek because of the way it looks.

Just because a person or animal is named after a famous person or character doesn't mean it's copyright infringement.   Especially not if you ask permission to use that character's name.  

And as for the character Limburger,   he is the villain from the original biker mice series and  he is actually named after the cheese which is also named Limburger,    which is one of the most infamous cheeses in the world and also one of the smelliest,   infamous for it's pungent odour.     If you were a biker mice fan you would probably know that most plutarkians are named after cheeses.


For more info on gargoyles see this wikipedia article:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gargoyle

To find about the northern sheepshead wrasse click here:
http://www.theepochtimes.com/n2/content/view/42004/

For more info on gremlins,  see this article here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gremlin

Old friends

Grrrrreetings,   I am Growler the resident weregrinch.    What?  Of course i'm a male.    Who said that i'm a female?  Well that's silly,   of course I am a male weregrinch.      And who is this Midnight Oyl you speak of?  I do not know of this Midnight Oyl  of which you speak.    I am Grrrowler,   the fearsome weregrinch.   And this blog belongs to me and my human form Nathan Forester.

I see the nice human/feline hybrid friend Andria Kilgore has finally returned.     About time to,   those pesky Metokurians and their blasted Chimera kept trying to break into the lab.    Not to mention those EDiots.    Bruce had a field day wiping all of those guys out.

So good to have the old friends back again though.

New story

New TftW story:   Paul Gets Ashified


I've got a new TftW story for you all.


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Paul Reily was one of the most well known toy collectors in the states,   he had a lot of movie action figures including the Movie Maniacs series by McFarlane toys.    He was especially fond of his Evil Dead collection,   as he was as a huge fan of the Evil Dead films and of Bruce Campbell in general.

He had almost every piece of Evil Dead memorabilia there was including posters,  action figures and even though some of the comics which were signed by Bruce himself.    One evening,  he was on his computer making lists of all his collectibles when a package arrived.

"I wonder what this could be."    Paul thought.

He then walked on over to the strange package,   it had an Evil Dead theme design and the tag on it read..."To My Biggest Fan.   Love Bruce Campbell."    He opened it and saw that inside was a 12' action figure of Bruce Campbell made to look exactly like how Bruce looked in his film My Name Is Bruce,  right down to the Hawaiian shirt and the famous lantern jaw of justice.

"Cool.  A Bruce Campbell Action Figure!  Now my Evil Dead collection is complete."   Paul exclaimed.

He picked up the Bruce figure and examined it,   it looked rather handsome and heroic not to mention like it was ready to take on Guan Di or any other supernatural threat that came it's way.     He admired it for a couple of hours.

"You know,   you really do look pretty badass there."    Paul said.

The action figure just stood there,  looking rather handsome and badass at the same time,   Paul admired the figure for the rest of the night -  but soon became rather disappointed and at the same time pissed off.


"Wait a minute.   You're not an action figure,  you're just a stupid doll."   Paul shouted. 

Paul then locked the Bruce Campbell action figure in a collector's case along with a few other toys that he had received but later lost interest in either because they weren't what he was expecting or that they were poorly made.     He then went off to bed.

Later that night when Paul was sleeping,  the Bruce Campbell action figure came alive and took a look around.

"My god.   What has happened to you lot?"   the Bruce Campbell action figure asked.

"Paul lost interest in us and left some of us to slowly fall apart."    GI Joe responded.

"Yeah.   What are you in here for?"    the Luke Skywalker figure added.

"Paul locked me in here because apparently he lost interest in me and now just thinks of me as a stupid doll.   Which sucks.   I'm not a doll -  I am an action figure."     the Bruce Campbell action figure explained.

"That's too bad.   But we believe you,   you're a fellow action figure after all."    the Lion-O action figure responded.  "By the way I am Lion-O,   I see you have already met Luke Skywalker and Gi Joe."

"Yeah,  they seem rather nice."   The Bruce Campbell action figure said,  as he shook the Lion-O figure's hand.  

"So what kind of action figure are you and what movie or tv show are you from?"    GI Joe asked.

"Well I am a Bruce Campbell action figure -  and I am from the movie My Name Is Bruce."    The Bruce Campbell action figure replied.

"You're a Bruce Campbell action figure?  That is so awesome! You know,  we've heard quite a bit about you -  we hear you are some kind of legendary badass."   The Freddy Krueger action figure said.

The Jason Voorhees action figure nodded and held up a small copy of Bruce Campbell's book If Chins Could Kill.

"We're big fans of your work."    GI Joe told him.  "And we're been waiting for an action figure like you to come along and help us break out of this prison."

"You have?  Well that's swell.   I'll be more than happy to help."   The Bruce Campbell action figure responded.

"Great!  I have a feeling that you're going to fit in just fine.    Hey Chuck,   Ash!  Come over here!"  GI Joe exclaimed.

A Chuck Norris action figure and an Ash Williams action figure both stopped by along with a Snake Plitzken figure.

"Hi there,  you must be the new guy.    I'm Chuck."   The Chuck Norris action figure said,  shaking the Bruce Campbell figure's hand.

"Nice to meet you Chuck,   i'm Bruce -  i'm a Bruce Campbell action figure."     The Bruce Campbell action figure responded.

"Wait.   YOU'RE a Bruce Campbell action figure?  That's really awesome,  man!   I'm a Chuck Norris action figure.   It's so good to have another Memetic Badass in the group."   The Chuck Norris action figure exclaimed.   "Have you met Snake and Ash yet?"

"I don't think I have."     The Bruce Campbell action figure replied.   

"Oh i'm sure they would love to meet you.   Hey Snake,  Ash!"   The Chuck Norris action figure called to his two friends.  

"Yeah.  What is it Chuck?"   The Snake and Ash action figures responded in unison.

"I want you both to meet our new friend Bruce."   The Chuck Norris action figure told them.

"Hi there,   i'm Snake Plissken.   I'm from the movie Escape From New York and Escape From LA."   The Snake Plissken action figure responded,  shaking the Bruce Campbell action figure's hand.

"Hi there Snake.  I'm Bruce - the Bruce Campbell action figure."   The Bruce Campbell action figure said.

"Woah.   You're a Bruce Campbell action figure?  That is really fucking cool."     The Snake Plitzkin action figure responded.  

"Hey there.   Who is THIS handsome devil?"    The Ash Williams action figure quipped.

"Hi.   I'm Bruce,  i'm a Bruce Campbell figure."     The Bruce Campbell action figure responded.

"You're a fellow Bruce Campbell action figure too?  That is fucking awesome.  I'm a Bruce Campbell action figure too!  I'm one of his character Ash Williams from the Evil Dead films.    Which one are you?"   The Ash Williams action figure quipped.

"Well i'm one of him in My Name Is Bruce."  The Bruce Campbell action figure responded.

"Sweeet!"    The Ash Williams action figure exclaimed in his usual badass manner.

"Yeah i'm the one that's going to help get you guys out of this collectors case that Paul has put you guys in."    The Bruce Campbell action figure responded.

"You are?   That's excellent."    The Snake Plissken action figure exclaimed.

"Yeah that's freaking sweet!"   The one Peter Griffin figure added.

"I know just how to get us out.   Hey Chuck.   Do you think you could use your roundhouse kick action to break us out of here?"   The Bruce Campbell action figure asked.

"Sure.   That will be a piece of cake for me."   The Chuck Norris action figure responded.  "Stand back guys,  i'm going to do it."

The Chuck Norris action figure then entered his trademark fighting stance and performed his famous roundhouse kick action,   breaking all the other action figures free.    The Bruce Campbell action figure then ripped right through his half of the collectors case using only his chin and opened the other half and set all the other action figures free.

"Thank you so much for freeing us from that prison."    the Lion-O action figure exclaimed.   "Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"Why yes there is.   I want you guys to help me get payback on that Paul jerk for calling me a doll and for locking me in that prison."    The Bruce Campbell action figure responded.

"Sure,  we'll be than happy to help."   GI Joe replied back.

"I can provide some assistance if needed."    Brain Gremlin added.  "After all I am a genius."

"Sounds great.   Have you got a plan?"  The Bruce Campbell action figure inquired.

"Why yes indeed I do.   Several in fact,  but here's the grand master plan."  Brain Gremlin responded.

Brain Gremlin then opened up his briefcase revealing his various invention blueprints,  and several complicated plans all drawn out.    He also held out a small device called The Transmogrification Scanner.

The group then all put their plan into action later that night,   Paul was still asleep in his bed when the Bruce Campbell action figure along with the Ash Williams action figure leaped onto top of the bed.

"Alright you primitive screwhead.   Wake up!"   The Ash Williams action figure shouted.

"Huh?  What's going on here?"   Paul groggily groaned as he woke up.  "And how come you can talk?"

"It's because we come alive at night when you're all asleep in your bed."   The Ash Williams action figure quipped.  "But seriously... it's all apart of our little plan."


"What plan?  What are you talking about?"    Paul asked.

"We're talking about out brilliant plan to get back at you!"   The Snake Plissken action figure responded.

"Get back at me for doing what?"  Paul inquired.

"For treating most of us so badly and for locking us in that horrible prison you call a collector's case."  The Lion-O action figure snarled.

"That's right."   The Bruce Campbell action figure added.

"You?  But you're just a stupid doll -  you can't talk or move or do anything."     Paul spluttered.

"Well you're wrong.   I can move and talk.   And i'm NOT a fucking doll  -   I am an action figure.   And not just any action figure..... i'm a Bruce Campbell action figure and one that's going to kick your sorry ass!"   The Bruce Campbell action figured snapped,  his eyes glowing an eerie blood red colour.

"What are you going to do?"   Paul asked,   quivering a little.

"Oh you'll see soon enough."    The Bruce Campbell action figure exclaimed.  "Get em boys!"

The Bruce Campbell action figure commanded the other action figures to attack Paul,  all at once they started attacking Paul.    But it was the Chuck Norris figure whose attack was the most effective as he used his roundhouse kick action to send Paul flying onto a corner of the room,   Paul looked down on the floor and saw that he was now standing on a big red target symbol.

Paul tried to move but he couldn't because he was stuck like a fly on flypaper,   the more he struggled the more impossible it was for him to get off.

"And now to give the Transmogrification Scanner it's very first test run."    Brain Gremlin stated.

Brain Gremlin pointed the Transmogrification Scanner device at Paul and activated it,  a blast of dark blue energy came out of it and shot Paul in the arm.

Paul then found himself feeling a little bit strange,   he then saw that his skin was hardening into some kind of plastic coating,  he also saw that it was turning the same colour as the skin on the Ash Williams action figure,  he also saw that his left hand was falling off and was slowly replaced with a chainsaw,  as his clothing slowly changed to resemble the outfit the Ash Williams action figure was wearing.

"What's happening?"   Paul asked,  freaking out a little.

"The Transmogrification Scanner is transforming you into an action figure,   and not just any action figure -  an Ash Williams action figure.   So in other words,  you're turning into an action figure of Ash."    the Lion-O action figure responded.

"What?  But this can't be!  I can't be turning into Ash!"    Paul exclaimed.

"No use going into denial.   You are becoming an Ash Williams action figure,  just like me."   The Ash Williams action figure quipped.

"Yep.   You're becoming an action figure -  you're becoming one of us."    The Snake Plissken action figured added.

"One of us! One of us!"   The Ash Williams action figure chanted.

Paul started to freak out more as his transformation continued,  he was starting to look a lot more like Ash as his hair turned a messy brownish colour while his eyes turned an icy blue,   scars appeared on his forehead and his upper and lower lip as well as an L shaped one forming on his chin which was now starting to jut out and resemble the famous lantern jaw of justice the Ash and Bruce Campbell action figures both had.   His teeth now becoming a shiny white as his nose became a more heroic nose resembling Ash's.

"Okay this is freaking me out.   As much as I love the Evil Dead films and Bruce Campbell in general...I don't want to be Ash - yet alone not an action figure of him."  Paul screamed,  his voice sounding a more like Ash's voice and less like his own.

He then found himself shrinking until he was about 10 inches tall as his transformation completed itself as his features finally finished changing and his face was now that of Ash Williams as the skin on it hardened and became more plastic-like,   he was now an Ash Williams action figure -  a 10' inches tall Ash Williams action figure,   he could still talk though but he now had the same voice as the other Ash Williams action figure.    His shock and horror immediately washed away as Ash's personality and mannerisms took over.

"Lookin good my man!"  The Ash Willaims action figure quipped.

"Tell me... my friend,  how do you feel?"   Brain Gremlin asked.

"I feel pretty good actually.   In fact I feel pretty....groovy."   Paul responded in his new voice.

"And you look awesome as well."    The Bruce Campbell action figure added.  "So have you learned your lesson?"

"Yes.   I have."    Paul responded in his new voice.

"Good.   Welcome to the group."     The Snake Plitzken action figure exclaimed.   

"I've never been apart of a group before,   but this is pretty exciting.   And you guys are pretty awesome.   I'm sorry i treated you so badly and i'm sorry for calling you a doll,  Bruce."   Paul said, apologetically.

"That's alright,  we forgive you."   The Lion-O action figure responded.

"And so do I."  The Bruce Campbell action figure added.

"From now on,  you're one of us."   GI Joe said,  saluting Paul.

"Yeah.  Is there anything we can do for you,  friend?"   the Luke Skywalker figure asked.

"Yes.   From now on.... don't call me Paul.    The name's Ash."   Paul responded in his new voice.

"Alright then,   Ash.   We'll call you Ash number 2."    the Lion-O action figure said.

"Groovy."   Ash action figure number 2 quipped.

The action figure group then sat on their bed with their newest friend along with the Bruce Campbell action figure and listened to Brain Gremlin tell them fascinating stories including his views on politics.  

As for Paul -  oops,  I mean Ash action figure number 2,   he grew to really enjoy his new life and became really good friends with all of the action figure crew members especially Ash action figure number 1 and the Bruce Campbell action figure.  

Remember,   never piss off a Bruce Campbell action figure.    Or they'll be hell to pay.