I've recently downloaded and discovered a demo of this cool new horror themed game called Terrordrome, it's a really fun beat em up with horror movie characters in it.
The characters in it are as follows: Ash (Evil Dead), Chucky (Child's Play), Freddy (Nightmare On Elm Street), Jason (Friday the 13th), Leatherface (Texas Chainsaw Masacre), Michael Myers (Halloween), Maniac Cop (Maniac Cop), Ghostface (Scream), Alice (Resident Evil), and Tallman (Phantasm).
It's a great roster they have there, they've even got Candyman (and no i'm not refering to the late comedian John Candy) but i think they should have added Norman Bates, Jack Torrance, Alien/Predator, or Leprechaun in there. It would be great with they were in it too.
Monday 31 May 2010
Perfect weregrinch transformation
Now let's say you were to do a transformation of me into a weregrinch, now tell me how would you like to see it?
I'd like mine to be slow and gradual and an affectionate parody of a typical horror movie transformation scene, and painful at scary at first.
First of all it would probably start off with me developing some rather grinch-like traits such as glowing yellow eyes, a wicked cheshire cat grin (think Jack Nicholson sort of thing only creepier), super keen senses, enhanced stealth, agility and super strength, and growling a little.
Then the first part to change would be the hands, green fur slowly starting to sprout on my palms as my fingernails grow into long black claws while hands become more grinch-like, same with the feet except the shoes would burst at the seams to reveal that my green fur is sprouting on them, toenails growing into long black clawed ones while the feet grow more grinch-like, i'd probably get taller and wider as well.
Then my hair would develop the consistancy and texture of grinch hair then grow into a long wild mane then gradually turn green, then for the face green fur would slowly sprout on it as my eyebrows become all bushy and green, my eyes would be turning an eerie yellowish colour with dark green pupils, followed by the teeth becoming sharp fangs, and finally the tip of my nose turning black and shifting upward as a grinch-like muzzle forms on my face, either that or the nose stretching out into a more grinch-like fashion with the muzzle developing slowly.
Also possibly i'd develop a deeper more bestial voice, or maybe get Jim Carrey's normal sounding voice (not the sean connery accent he had in the movie How The Grinch Stole Christmas) with a slightly menacing more demon-like echo, with of course a few growls thrown in.
Also I would probably choose to keep my humanity, as i think i would probably be able to transform at will. But some grinch-like urges would probably kick in such as the sudden taste for garbage or maybe the tendency to growl.
I'd like mine to be slow and gradual and an affectionate parody of a typical horror movie transformation scene, and painful at scary at first.
First of all it would probably start off with me developing some rather grinch-like traits such as glowing yellow eyes, a wicked cheshire cat grin (think Jack Nicholson sort of thing only creepier), super keen senses, enhanced stealth, agility and super strength, and growling a little.
Then the first part to change would be the hands, green fur slowly starting to sprout on my palms as my fingernails grow into long black claws while hands become more grinch-like, same with the feet except the shoes would burst at the seams to reveal that my green fur is sprouting on them, toenails growing into long black clawed ones while the feet grow more grinch-like, i'd probably get taller and wider as well.
Then my hair would develop the consistancy and texture of grinch hair then grow into a long wild mane then gradually turn green, then for the face green fur would slowly sprout on it as my eyebrows become all bushy and green, my eyes would be turning an eerie yellowish colour with dark green pupils, followed by the teeth becoming sharp fangs, and finally the tip of my nose turning black and shifting upward as a grinch-like muzzle forms on my face, either that or the nose stretching out into a more grinch-like fashion with the muzzle developing slowly.
Also possibly i'd develop a deeper more bestial voice, or maybe get Jim Carrey's normal sounding voice (not the sean connery accent he had in the movie How The Grinch Stole Christmas) with a slightly menacing more demon-like echo, with of course a few growls thrown in.
Also I would probably choose to keep my humanity, as i think i would probably be able to transform at will. But some grinch-like urges would probably kick in such as the sudden taste for garbage or maybe the tendency to growl.
Sunday 30 May 2010
The grinch is out
First of all i would like to point out that I am NOT a werejohncandy and never have been, I AM a weregrinch. Those people at Encyclopedia Dramatica don't even know me, and neither do the people at Metokur.org
I am a real weregrinch. It's true.
I'm not fat, i'm 5'7 170lbs - everybody knows that. I am NOT retarded in any way, was NOT raped by an uncle and my parents do love me.
Grinch blood runs through my veins you know, and no i'm not a sick fuck who wants to give up on humanity or wishes they born an animal, in fact i love humanity - i care about the human race deeply - and to be honest i am really am a weregrinch.
I can transform at will, and but the following things will cause me to transform involuntarily:
1. Extreme emotions such as anger or jealousy.
2. The full moon night.
3. Christmas cheer.
4. Exposure to heavy doses of christmas gifts, christmas carols or holly leaves.
I am a real weregrinch. It's true.
I'm not fat, i'm 5'7 170lbs - everybody knows that. I am NOT retarded in any way, was NOT raped by an uncle and my parents do love me.
Grinch blood runs through my veins you know, and no i'm not a sick fuck who wants to give up on humanity or wishes they born an animal, in fact i love humanity - i care about the human race deeply - and to be honest i am really am a weregrinch.
I can transform at will, and but the following things will cause me to transform involuntarily:
1. Extreme emotions such as anger or jealousy.
2. The full moon night.
3. Christmas cheer.
4. Exposure to heavy doses of christmas gifts, christmas carols or holly leaves.
The perfect weregrinch transformation
Greetings monster lovers, Nathan F the human/weregrinch here. Tonights topic is about weregrinches and what my ideal transformation into one would be like.
Here is some basic info about them:
Description:
Weregrinches (latin name: Lycanthius grinchus) are a very rare and unique species of lycanthrope that mainly appear around Christmas time but sometimes appear before and after xmas as well.
Appearance:
Weregrinches are covered in thick green fur, have pointed ears, small vampirish fangs, glowing eyes, long black clawed fingernails/toenails, a long mane, bushy eyebrows, and a grinch-like muzzle. Females tend to have a much longer mane, slitted eyes, shorter claws and darker lips.
Behaviour traits:
Most weregrinches have various grinch-like traits and characteristics such as super keen senses and amazing super agility, stealth and strength. They also tend to growl at their enemies. Weregrinches are also very mysterious and elusive.
Alignment:
Weregrinches are not good or evil but are in fact neutral. Weregrinches are often misunderstood because of their rather bad reputation. Weregrinches are sometimes feared by humans especially around Christmas time.
Most notable example: Jim Carrey.
Combat:
Weregrinches are very excellent fighters and are also very stealthy and clever. They make great ninjas too. They are also very deadly especially when under emotional stress and they transform whenever they're angry just like Bruce Banner aka the Incredible Hulk. Weregrinches have a variety of powerful attacks including their claw and bite attacks.
Transforming:
Weregrinches transform whenever they are under emotional stress especially if they are angry. They become particularly grinch-like around the Christmas season.
Transferring the curse:
There are two ways a weregrinch can turn another person into one of it's kind, one way is by bitting them and the other is by scratching them.
Becoming a weregrinch:
There are several ways a person can be transformed into a weregrinch, being bitten or scratched by one is the most common and basic way of doing it, but are also there are tons of other ways to do it as well. Santa sometimes gives people the curse of weregrinch as an alternative to giving them coal if they've been bad, and sometimes he gives it to them as a special bonus reward if they've been nice or good all year. Also being bitten by Jim Carrey also helps, seeing as he is the original weregrinch.
Now let's say you were to do a transformation of me into a weregrinch, now tell me how would do it? I'd like mine to be slow and gradual and an affectionate parody of a typical horror movie transformation scene, and painful at scary at first. First of all it would probably start off with me developing some rather grinch-like traits such as glowing yellow eyes, a wicked cheshire cat grin (think Jack Nicholson sort of thing only creepier), super keen senses, enhanced stealth, agility and super strength, and growling a little. Then the first part to change would be the hands, green fur slowly starting to sprout on my palms as my fingernails grow into long black claws while hands become more grinch-like, same with the feet except the shoes would burst at the seams to reveal that my green fur is sprouting on them, toenails growing into long black clawed ones while the feet grow more grinch-like, i'd probably get taller and wider as well. Then my hair would develop the consistancy and texture of grinch hair then grow into a long wild mane then gradually turn green, then for the face green fur would slowly sprout on it as my eyebrows become all bushy and green, my eyes would be turning an eerie yellowish colour with dark green pupils, followed by the teeth becoming sharp fangs, and finally the tip of my nose turning black and shifting upward as a grinch-like muzzle forms on my face, either that or the nose stretching out into a more grinch-like fashion with the muzzle developing slowly. Also possibly i'd develop a deeper more bestial voice, or maybe get Jim Carrey's normal sounding voice (not the sean connery accent he had in the movie How The Grinch Stole Christmas) with a slightly menacing more demon-like echo, with of course a few growls thrown in.
Also I would probably choose to keep my humanity, as i think i would probably be able to transform at will. But some grinch-like urges would probably kick in such as the sudden taste for garbage or maybe the tendency to growl.
Here is some basic info about them:
Description:
Weregrinches (latin name: Lycanthius grinchus) are a very rare and unique species of lycanthrope that mainly appear around Christmas time but sometimes appear before and after xmas as well.
Appearance:
Weregrinches are covered in thick green fur, have pointed ears, small vampirish fangs, glowing eyes, long black clawed fingernails/toenails, a long mane, bushy eyebrows, and a grinch-like muzzle. Females tend to have a much longer mane, slitted eyes, shorter claws and darker lips.
Behaviour traits:
Most weregrinches have various grinch-like traits and characteristics such as super keen senses and amazing super agility, stealth and strength. They also tend to growl at their enemies. Weregrinches are also very mysterious and elusive.
Alignment:
Weregrinches are not good or evil but are in fact neutral. Weregrinches are often misunderstood because of their rather bad reputation. Weregrinches are sometimes feared by humans especially around Christmas time.
Most notable example: Jim Carrey.
Combat:
Weregrinches are very excellent fighters and are also very stealthy and clever. They make great ninjas too. They are also very deadly especially when under emotional stress and they transform whenever they're angry just like Bruce Banner aka the Incredible Hulk. Weregrinches have a variety of powerful attacks including their claw and bite attacks.
Transforming:
Weregrinches transform whenever they are under emotional stress especially if they are angry. They become particularly grinch-like around the Christmas season.
Transferring the curse:
There are two ways a weregrinch can turn another person into one of it's kind, one way is by bitting them and the other is by scratching them.
Becoming a weregrinch:
There are several ways a person can be transformed into a weregrinch, being bitten or scratched by one is the most common and basic way of doing it, but are also there are tons of other ways to do it as well. Santa sometimes gives people the curse of weregrinch as an alternative to giving them coal if they've been bad, and sometimes he gives it to them as a special bonus reward if they've been nice or good all year. Also being bitten by Jim Carrey also helps, seeing as he is the original weregrinch.
Now let's say you were to do a transformation of me into a weregrinch, now tell me how would do it? I'd like mine to be slow and gradual and an affectionate parody of a typical horror movie transformation scene, and painful at scary at first. First of all it would probably start off with me developing some rather grinch-like traits such as glowing yellow eyes, a wicked cheshire cat grin (think Jack Nicholson sort of thing only creepier), super keen senses, enhanced stealth, agility and super strength, and growling a little. Then the first part to change would be the hands, green fur slowly starting to sprout on my palms as my fingernails grow into long black claws while hands become more grinch-like, same with the feet except the shoes would burst at the seams to reveal that my green fur is sprouting on them, toenails growing into long black clawed ones while the feet grow more grinch-like, i'd probably get taller and wider as well. Then my hair would develop the consistancy and texture of grinch hair then grow into a long wild mane then gradually turn green, then for the face green fur would slowly sprout on it as my eyebrows become all bushy and green, my eyes would be turning an eerie yellowish colour with dark green pupils, followed by the teeth becoming sharp fangs, and finally the tip of my nose turning black and shifting upward as a grinch-like muzzle forms on my face, either that or the nose stretching out into a more grinch-like fashion with the muzzle developing slowly. Also possibly i'd develop a deeper more bestial voice, or maybe get Jim Carrey's normal sounding voice (not the sean connery accent he had in the movie How The Grinch Stole Christmas) with a slightly menacing more demon-like echo, with of course a few growls thrown in.
Also I would probably choose to keep my humanity, as i think i would probably be able to transform at will. But some grinch-like urges would probably kick in such as the sudden taste for garbage or maybe the tendency to growl.
Saturday 29 May 2010
The singer
I've been told i'm quite a good singer, i am a baritone on the c flat scale. I rarely sing in any of my movies well except for in Leno.
But i have been in several different musical productions and i've been good in all of them.
And as for what musical style i specialise in, well it's sort of a mixture between comedy and hard rock. I also specialise a little bit in rock opera - just like Meatloaf.
Speaking of Meatloaf, have you heard about his new album? He does a duet with actor/comedian Jack Black on the song Like A Rose. Also he played Jack's dad in the Tenacious D movie which is a really awesome movie.
But i have been in several different musical productions and i've been good in all of them.
And as for what musical style i specialise in, well it's sort of a mixture between comedy and hard rock. I also specialise a little bit in rock opera - just like Meatloaf.
Speaking of Meatloaf, have you heard about his new album? He does a duet with actor/comedian Jack Black on the song Like A Rose. Also he played Jack's dad in the Tenacious D movie which is a really awesome movie.
Old school disney and fox kids
I loved old school disney channel and fox kids as well as toon disney and nickelodeon, of course my favourite old school Disney cartoon series was Gargoyles - because it was dark and edgy and very cleverly written.
The characters were very complex and interesting to boot, my personal favourite gargoyle was Broadway, i also liked Goliath and Hudson. One of my favourite episodes is High Noon, where Demona (the villainess gargoyle) has a spell cast on her that makes her human by day but reverts back to her gargoyle form at night. She also has an immortal bond with Macbeth - as the two of them both feel the same pain.
I also love the episode Eye Of The Beholder which features the character Fox (a red haired woman and member of The Pack who looks a lot like my friend Andria - that is except for the star shaped birthmark she has around her left eye) - now in this particular episode she and Xanatos get engaged, unfortunately the present he gives her is a jewel which causes her to turn into a werefox.
I wish they bought old disney channel back - the only good show on it these days is Phineas and Ferb which is a brilliant song - and the two boys remind me of what me and my brother used to be like as kids. And Perry the platypus is simply adorable - and he's also a secret agent.
If I had a second tv station other than the one i had now it would have all those great shows from 90's Disney channel, fox kids and Nickelodeon on it - as well as some of the shows that are on my own tv channel such as Closet Monsters: Defenders Of The Night, Millitary Koalas, Herodale College, Horror Hotel, and Chumsley's Clubhouse.
It would have themed weekdays as well such as Superhero Saturdays (superhero cartoons) , Monster Mondays (monster themed shows), Action Tuesday (action shows), and Wacky Wednesday (funny cartoons)
The characters were very complex and interesting to boot, my personal favourite gargoyle was Broadway, i also liked Goliath and Hudson. One of my favourite episodes is High Noon, where Demona (the villainess gargoyle) has a spell cast on her that makes her human by day but reverts back to her gargoyle form at night. She also has an immortal bond with Macbeth - as the two of them both feel the same pain.
I also love the episode Eye Of The Beholder which features the character Fox (a red haired woman and member of The Pack who looks a lot like my friend Andria - that is except for the star shaped birthmark she has around her left eye) - now in this particular episode she and Xanatos get engaged, unfortunately the present he gives her is a jewel which causes her to turn into a werefox.
I wish they bought old disney channel back - the only good show on it these days is Phineas and Ferb which is a brilliant song - and the two boys remind me of what me and my brother used to be like as kids. And Perry the platypus is simply adorable - and he's also a secret agent.
If I had a second tv station other than the one i had now it would have all those great shows from 90's Disney channel, fox kids and Nickelodeon on it - as well as some of the shows that are on my own tv channel such as Closet Monsters: Defenders Of The Night, Millitary Koalas, Herodale College, Horror Hotel, and Chumsley's Clubhouse.
It would have themed weekdays as well such as Superhero Saturdays (superhero cartoons) , Monster Mondays (monster themed shows), Action Tuesday (action shows), and Wacky Wednesday (funny cartoons)
Thursday 27 May 2010
Transformations
Today we're going to be talking about transformations. What was it that got you interested in transformations in the first place? For me it was films like American Werewolf In London, The Howling series, and Willow. Because those movies in general had pretty awesome transformation scenes in them.
I also frequently visited Werekatt's old site often which had a variety of transformation related stuff including captures from various transformation themed movies, tv shows and cartoons (including quite a few transformation themed episodes of Disney's hit show Gargoyles).
Of course one of my favourite transformation themed movies is the 1986 remake of The Fly. The transformation that Jeff Goldblum's character goes through isn't just painful and graphic but it is also heartbreaking and kind of makes you feel sorry for him.
As you know, I do a lot of transformed themed stories and photomanips. I' m currently specialising in Grinch TFs based on the live action adaptation of How The Grinch Stole Christmas, and i myself am part grinch, a weregrinch to be precist and i'm slowly changing and becoming more grinch-like.
And by the way I am currently looking for a new test subject to transform, if you know someone who will be willing enough to be my test subject, let me know.
By the way here is link to a clip of one of my favourite transformation scenes either, the panther transformation from the short lived tv show Manimal:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iQ-mzYRl3s
I also frequently visited Werekatt's old site often which had a variety of transformation related stuff including captures from various transformation themed movies, tv shows and cartoons (including quite a few transformation themed episodes of Disney's hit show Gargoyles).
Of course one of my favourite transformation themed movies is the 1986 remake of The Fly. The transformation that Jeff Goldblum's character goes through isn't just painful and graphic but it is also heartbreaking and kind of makes you feel sorry for him.
As you know, I do a lot of transformed themed stories and photomanips. I' m currently specialising in Grinch TFs based on the live action adaptation of How The Grinch Stole Christmas, and i myself am part grinch, a weregrinch to be precist and i'm slowly changing and becoming more grinch-like.
And by the way I am currently looking for a new test subject to transform, if you know someone who will be willing enough to be my test subject, let me know.
By the way here is link to a clip of one of my favourite transformation scenes either, the panther transformation from the short lived tv show Manimal:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iQ-mzYRl3s
Wednesday 26 May 2010
Grinchman
This is my latest story, it features a grinch tf and is sort of a homage to the first Darkman movie especially near the end. I hope you like it.
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Scientist Nathan Forester had always had a facination with monsters, the supernatural and the paranormal.
He had a group of monsters in his bedroom closet who served as his loyal guardians. His monster gang often fought off the enemies that he himself was too busy to deal with personally.
Of course monsters weren't the only thing Nathan liked, he also liked science, movies, animation and comics. His favourite movie stars were Bruce Campbell and Jim Carrey.
He loved all of Jim Carrey's movies but his particular favourite was The Grinch, as he had been facinated by the mysterious green, furry species known as Grinches and he himself had dreamed of becoming one for a long time.
Now to some it seemed crazy even bat shit insane that he would want to be a grinch like the one from the movie, in fact he had been ridiculed for this by practically all of his enemies including Rents the man who ran the website Slapstick Anarchy, Habermann and his cronies at Metokur.org and even Encyclopedia Dramatica.
But he paid no attention to them, as he was too busy doing some important research, he had done some extensive research on grinches and was working on a formula make himself become more grinch-like.
"It's almost finished." He exclaimed.
"It's lovely, Doc. But what does it do?" His friend Andria Kilgor asked.
"That's a good question Andria, and here is your answer. You see i have been facinated by grinches for a long time and have always dreamed of being one." He replied.
"That's great." She responded.
"You mean you don't think it's crazy or in the least bit insane?" He exclaimed.
"Of course not, it's wonderful. I never believe anything Rents, Habermann or Encyclopedia Dramatica says about you." She told him. "You're a charming, talented, wonderful man."
"Why thank you." He responded, smiling.
"You're quite welcome." She told him.
And with that Andria left as Nathan continued his work.
Nathan held the formula in his hand, and after just the right amount of grinch DNA to it, he took some sips of it.
After drinking it he found himself taking on more grinch-like characteristics each night, he became stronger, faster and increasingly stealthier and more grinch-like.
One night Andria found him in the lair, he was start to look more grinch-like by the second.
"Nathan!" She cried. "Is that you?"
"Yes, it is." He responded, his voice sounding deeper and more bestial.
"I want to take a look." She said. "You perfect the formula, it worked. It doesn't matter what they say about you."
He turned around, revealing that he was indeed becoming more grinch-like in appearance, green fur was growing on his hands and all over him, his feet had grown more grinch-like and had black claws on his toenails similar to the black clawed grinch-like nails he had on his hands, his hair was starting to turn a dark greenish colour and his eyes were glowing, eyebrows becoming similar to the grinch's eyebrows.
"Andria. Don't you think I told myself that? The formula worked, i'm finally getting to become more grinch-like, it's a dream come true for me. I love it, and i'm sure you would love me like this too inside and out. After I finished taking a few sips of the formula..i began to change. Now I have to conceal my identity" He told her, in a deeper more bestial voice. "But a funny thing happened, i'm slowly changing into an actual grinch - I can live with that, but i don't think anyone else can."
As Nathan walked out of the lair, Andria followed him and tried to comfort him. He left the lair.
"Nathan! Nathan!" She cried.
"Nathan is gone." He responded in a deeper more bestial voice, as he spoke he was starting to look more grinch-like, he was taller, wider, his ears were now pointed and covered with green fur, his facial features becoming slightly grinch-like as his nose began to push out into a more Grinch fashion, black, homid and great for tracking down enemies or sniffing for food, a grinch-like muzzle forming on his face.
And with that he rushed off at superhuman speed and disappeared into the crowd.
Andria ran through the crowd trying to find him, but to no avail, she couldn't find him anywhere.
"Nathan! Nathan!" She called out. "Nathan!"
She looked around some more but alas she could not find him for he had disappeared into the crowd.
"I am a man and I am a grinch. I am everywhere, and nowhere." He said in a deeper more bestial voice. "Call me....Grinchman".
He gave one last farewell glance towards Andria, his eyes glowing an eerie yellowish colour as his grinch-like muzzle finished forming.
And with that he slunk off into the night, and Andria sobbed because she knew she probably wouldn't see him again. But he did visit her from time to time, mainly at night.
The end
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Scientist Nathan Forester had always had a facination with monsters, the supernatural and the paranormal.
He had a group of monsters in his bedroom closet who served as his loyal guardians. His monster gang often fought off the enemies that he himself was too busy to deal with personally.
Of course monsters weren't the only thing Nathan liked, he also liked science, movies, animation and comics. His favourite movie stars were Bruce Campbell and Jim Carrey.
He loved all of Jim Carrey's movies but his particular favourite was The Grinch, as he had been facinated by the mysterious green, furry species known as Grinches and he himself had dreamed of becoming one for a long time.
Now to some it seemed crazy even bat shit insane that he would want to be a grinch like the one from the movie, in fact he had been ridiculed for this by practically all of his enemies including Rents the man who ran the website Slapstick Anarchy, Habermann and his cronies at Metokur.org and even Encyclopedia Dramatica.
But he paid no attention to them, as he was too busy doing some important research, he had done some extensive research on grinches and was working on a formula make himself become more grinch-like.
"It's almost finished." He exclaimed.
"It's lovely, Doc. But what does it do?" His friend Andria Kilgor asked.
"That's a good question Andria, and here is your answer. You see i have been facinated by grinches for a long time and have always dreamed of being one." He replied.
"That's great." She responded.
"You mean you don't think it's crazy or in the least bit insane?" He exclaimed.
"Of course not, it's wonderful. I never believe anything Rents, Habermann or Encyclopedia Dramatica says about you." She told him. "You're a charming, talented, wonderful man."
"Why thank you." He responded, smiling.
"You're quite welcome." She told him.
And with that Andria left as Nathan continued his work.
Nathan held the formula in his hand, and after just the right amount of grinch DNA to it, he took some sips of it.
After drinking it he found himself taking on more grinch-like characteristics each night, he became stronger, faster and increasingly stealthier and more grinch-like.
One night Andria found him in the lair, he was start to look more grinch-like by the second.
"Nathan!" She cried. "Is that you?"
"Yes, it is." He responded, his voice sounding deeper and more bestial.
"I want to take a look." She said. "You perfect the formula, it worked. It doesn't matter what they say about you."
He turned around, revealing that he was indeed becoming more grinch-like in appearance, green fur was growing on his hands and all over him, his feet had grown more grinch-like and had black claws on his toenails similar to the black clawed grinch-like nails he had on his hands, his hair was starting to turn a dark greenish colour and his eyes were glowing, eyebrows becoming similar to the grinch's eyebrows.
"Andria. Don't you think I told myself that? The formula worked, i'm finally getting to become more grinch-like, it's a dream come true for me. I love it, and i'm sure you would love me like this too inside and out. After I finished taking a few sips of the formula..i began to change. Now I have to conceal my identity" He told her, in a deeper more bestial voice. "But a funny thing happened, i'm slowly changing into an actual grinch - I can live with that, but i don't think anyone else can."
As Nathan walked out of the lair, Andria followed him and tried to comfort him. He left the lair.
"Nathan! Nathan!" She cried.
"Nathan is gone." He responded in a deeper more bestial voice, as he spoke he was starting to look more grinch-like, he was taller, wider, his ears were now pointed and covered with green fur, his facial features becoming slightly grinch-like as his nose began to push out into a more Grinch fashion, black, homid and great for tracking down enemies or sniffing for food, a grinch-like muzzle forming on his face.
And with that he rushed off at superhuman speed and disappeared into the crowd.
Andria ran through the crowd trying to find him, but to no avail, she couldn't find him anywhere.
"Nathan! Nathan!" She called out. "Nathan!"
She looked around some more but alas she could not find him for he had disappeared into the crowd.
"I am a man and I am a grinch. I am everywhere, and nowhere." He said in a deeper more bestial voice. "Call me....Grinchman".
He gave one last farewell glance towards Andria, his eyes glowing an eerie yellowish colour as his grinch-like muzzle finished forming.
And with that he slunk off into the night, and Andria sobbed because she knew she probably wouldn't see him again. But he did visit her from time to time, mainly at night.
The end
My grinchy origin
Yes, it is a true I am a grinch. I transform at night though. So does my father, his human form resembles Bruce Campbell - i've only seen him in that form, i have not yet seen him in his grinch form yet.
You see, my father Jack is quite a grouchy man – in fact he’s actually a grinch himself. He and mother met in the street.
On the day she thought he was going to ask her for her hand in marriage, he told her his secret instead, that he is a grinch, existing for many years, roaming the earth, always unhappy, grumpy, and doing bad things out of anger. He saw her and knew it was her he was looking for all these years and his heart filled with love. And the two got married and lived happily for 4 years.
But there was a slight problem, being that grinches are notoriously grinchy – their aura affects those around them, and with two grinches life would become unbearably grumpy for both of them, A few years later after he told her he was a grinch, she told him she was pregnant with me.
Gradually the people around them grew more angry, until it was almost impossible to live. On that day, he decided to leave. When mom asked how she’d ever see him again. Just as he left he said…”My son will find me when the time comes” , as he turned green and disappeared into the night.
And that’s what happened.
You see, my father Jack is quite a grouchy man – in fact he’s actually a grinch himself. He and mother met in the street.
On the day she thought he was going to ask her for her hand in marriage, he told her his secret instead, that he is a grinch, existing for many years, roaming the earth, always unhappy, grumpy, and doing bad things out of anger. He saw her and knew it was her he was looking for all these years and his heart filled with love. And the two got married and lived happily for 4 years.
But there was a slight problem, being that grinches are notoriously grinchy – their aura affects those around them, and with two grinches life would become unbearably grumpy for both of them, A few years later after he told her he was a grinch, she told him she was pregnant with me.
Gradually the people around them grew more angry, until it was almost impossible to live. On that day, he decided to leave. When mom asked how she’d ever see him again. Just as he left he said…”My son will find me when the time comes” , as he turned green and disappeared into the night.
And that’s what happened.
Tuesday 25 May 2010
New story
Here is one of our latest transformation stories, i hope you enjoy it.
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A man simply known as Anon was busy trolling away on Nathan's DA page, this time making wild and ridiculous claims of him being a werejohncandy which of course Nathan wasn't.
Little did he know that Nathan had a rather deadly suprise in store for him. One afternoon when was about to log on, the screen flashed a blood red colour and the words Virus Alert appeared on screen.
"What the hell?" Anon exclaimed.
Then a rather handsome man appeared on the computer screen, that man was none other than Bruce Campbell. He stood there with a superior smirk on his face and his arms folded.
"Hello, i'm Bruce Campbell. And i am infecting your computer with a virus that is coincidentally named after me." Bruce Campbell explained. "This virus is unlike most viruses, as it is absolutely and complete indestructible."
"We'll see about that." Anon retorted.
Anon then tried using his anti virus program but not to no avail as Bruce Campbell just shook his head, he then tried shutting off his computer and restarting it, even pulling the plug out of the socket but nothing worked.
Bruce Campbell just stood there on the screen, smirking at Anon.
"Let's take a look at the sites on your favourites list. Metokur.org? Slapstick Anarchy? Encyclopedia Dramatica? You've gotta be kiding me." Bruce Campbell quipped. "These all suck!"
And with that he clicked his fingers and instantly the names of those sites on the list burst into flames and exploded into a million pieces, at the same time causing the sites themselves to all crash before being totally anhiliated from existance.
"What did you do that for?" Anon exclaimed.
"To teach you a lesson. Not only do you have terrible taste in websites, but you're also a troll who torments my good pal Nathan and makes ridiculous claims of him being a werejohncandy which he isn't. You should know better than to do that to him." He responded.
"But that little retard IS a werejohncandy i swear." Anon retorted, a little frightened.
"No he's not. He's a weregrinch. And you should know not to mess with one online or offline." He responded, smirking.
"So? What's the worst thing you're gonna do? Shoot me with your boomstick?" Anon retorted.
"Oh i've got something much worse in mind." He responded with a semi evil smirk on his face. "I also NOW control all electrical appliances in the house! Get em boys!"
He clicked his fingers and all the electrical appliances entered attack positions, two wires that looked like arms sprouted out of the computer screen and tied Anon to a chair while the toaster fired toast missiles, the stereo blasted musical notes at him, and the tv switched on automatically.
"What the?" He exclaimed.
"This PSA will show you the dangers of trolling and what will happen to you if you don't stop doing it." Bruce Campbell explained.
Anon was all tied up in the chair, sitting there watching as the announcer in the PSA described the scenario. The man in the PSA was a lot like Anon only worse, and he was trolling just like he was - that was until a magic blast of energy came out of the computer screen. The man started changing into a hideous deformed demon-like creature.
"That's what will happen to you if you don't stop your trolling." He told Anon.
"Yeah, right." Anon retorted, sarcastically.
"Oh well...if you're not going to stop trolling, then i'll just have to do this." Bruce Campbell responded.
A blast of supernatural energy came out of his eyes and zapped Anon.
"Hey! What the hell did you that for?" He exclaimed.
Anon then began to double over in pain as he started to mutate, his skin turning a dark greyish colour, his hands becoming larger as his fingernails grew into sharp claws, same with his feet.
"What's happening to me?" He cried.
"The answer is simple. This is your punishment for the trauma you've caused my friend Nathan to suffer." Bruce Campbell responded. "And your metamorphosis is only begining."
Two big red dragon-like wings started to burst out of Anon's back as horns started to grow out of the top of his head, his ears becoming pointed, he felt his teeth with his tongue they were becoming sharp and fang-like, his eyes became slitted and lizard-like..
"No way, I cannot be turning into some freakish demon thing." He cried, his voice sounding deeper and more bestial.
"I'm sorry. There's no use going into denial. You should have stopped your trolling when you had the chance. But you didn't listen." Bruce Campbell responded, smirking once more.
The last part to change was Anon's face as it became ugly, grotesque and quite demon-like, when the transformation was completed he stood there, a grey ugly, deformed demon-like creature.
"Please change me back, i'm sorry. I'm sorry i trolled your friend. I'm so sorry. Pleeeassse turn me back." He begged in his more bestial voice.
"It's too late now. You had the chance. But did you listen? Nooooo....you didn't. Mind you, I like the new you - it's an improvement." Bruce Campbell quipped. "I must be off now."
And with that BC clapped his hands and vanished off the computer screen and back onto the computer screen of his pal Nathan Forester.
As for Anon, he spent the rest of his days as a deformed demon-like creature crawling around in the basement chewing on leftover food scraps - only coming out at night.
Remember, don't mess with Nathan F or Bruce Campbell - or you'll find that the Bruce Campbell Virus is one virus that CANNOT be stopped no matter how hard you try.
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A man simply known as Anon was busy trolling away on Nathan's DA page, this time making wild and ridiculous claims of him being a werejohncandy which of course Nathan wasn't.
Little did he know that Nathan had a rather deadly suprise in store for him. One afternoon when was about to log on, the screen flashed a blood red colour and the words Virus Alert appeared on screen.
"What the hell?" Anon exclaimed.
Then a rather handsome man appeared on the computer screen, that man was none other than Bruce Campbell. He stood there with a superior smirk on his face and his arms folded.
"Hello, i'm Bruce Campbell. And i am infecting your computer with a virus that is coincidentally named after me." Bruce Campbell explained. "This virus is unlike most viruses, as it is absolutely and complete indestructible."
"We'll see about that." Anon retorted.
Anon then tried using his anti virus program but not to no avail as Bruce Campbell just shook his head, he then tried shutting off his computer and restarting it, even pulling the plug out of the socket but nothing worked.
Bruce Campbell just stood there on the screen, smirking at Anon.
"Let's take a look at the sites on your favourites list. Metokur.org? Slapstick Anarchy? Encyclopedia Dramatica? You've gotta be kiding me." Bruce Campbell quipped. "These all suck!"
And with that he clicked his fingers and instantly the names of those sites on the list burst into flames and exploded into a million pieces, at the same time causing the sites themselves to all crash before being totally anhiliated from existance.
"What did you do that for?" Anon exclaimed.
"To teach you a lesson. Not only do you have terrible taste in websites, but you're also a troll who torments my good pal Nathan and makes ridiculous claims of him being a werejohncandy which he isn't. You should know better than to do that to him." He responded.
"But that little retard IS a werejohncandy i swear." Anon retorted, a little frightened.
"No he's not. He's a weregrinch. And you should know not to mess with one online or offline." He responded, smirking.
"So? What's the worst thing you're gonna do? Shoot me with your boomstick?" Anon retorted.
"Oh i've got something much worse in mind." He responded with a semi evil smirk on his face. "I also NOW control all electrical appliances in the house! Get em boys!"
He clicked his fingers and all the electrical appliances entered attack positions, two wires that looked like arms sprouted out of the computer screen and tied Anon to a chair while the toaster fired toast missiles, the stereo blasted musical notes at him, and the tv switched on automatically.
"What the?" He exclaimed.
"This PSA will show you the dangers of trolling and what will happen to you if you don't stop doing it." Bruce Campbell explained.
Anon was all tied up in the chair, sitting there watching as the announcer in the PSA described the scenario. The man in the PSA was a lot like Anon only worse, and he was trolling just like he was - that was until a magic blast of energy came out of the computer screen. The man started changing into a hideous deformed demon-like creature.
"That's what will happen to you if you don't stop your trolling." He told Anon.
"Yeah, right." Anon retorted, sarcastically.
"Oh well...if you're not going to stop trolling, then i'll just have to do this." Bruce Campbell responded.
A blast of supernatural energy came out of his eyes and zapped Anon.
"Hey! What the hell did you that for?" He exclaimed.
Anon then began to double over in pain as he started to mutate, his skin turning a dark greyish colour, his hands becoming larger as his fingernails grew into sharp claws, same with his feet.
"What's happening to me?" He cried.
"The answer is simple. This is your punishment for the trauma you've caused my friend Nathan to suffer." Bruce Campbell responded. "And your metamorphosis is only begining."
Two big red dragon-like wings started to burst out of Anon's back as horns started to grow out of the top of his head, his ears becoming pointed, he felt his teeth with his tongue they were becoming sharp and fang-like, his eyes became slitted and lizard-like..
"No way, I cannot be turning into some freakish demon thing." He cried, his voice sounding deeper and more bestial.
"I'm sorry. There's no use going into denial. You should have stopped your trolling when you had the chance. But you didn't listen." Bruce Campbell responded, smirking once more.
The last part to change was Anon's face as it became ugly, grotesque and quite demon-like, when the transformation was completed he stood there, a grey ugly, deformed demon-like creature.
"Please change me back, i'm sorry. I'm sorry i trolled your friend. I'm so sorry. Pleeeassse turn me back." He begged in his more bestial voice.
"It's too late now. You had the chance. But did you listen? Nooooo....you didn't. Mind you, I like the new you - it's an improvement." Bruce Campbell quipped. "I must be off now."
And with that BC clapped his hands and vanished off the computer screen and back onto the computer screen of his pal Nathan Forester.
As for Anon, he spent the rest of his days as a deformed demon-like creature crawling around in the basement chewing on leftover food scraps - only coming out at night.
Remember, don't mess with Nathan F or Bruce Campbell - or you'll find that the Bruce Campbell Virus is one virus that CANNOT be stopped no matter how hard you try.
Friday 21 May 2010
Photos
I've got some really cool photos to show you
The first of which is my Bruce Campbell action figure in one of his many poses. And don't listen to Rents, this item is NOT a "dolly" he is an action figure - note how manly and awesome he is here.
This is Fella, deviantart's mascot - here he is doing a "serious" look.
Here we have the extremely lovable doizee, she had just eaten lunch when we took this photo of her
These are bags containing some if not all of the 100 + beanies in my collection, some of the bags are rather heavy to carry.
Green is better
Hi there, Nathan F here. Sorry for not keeping you updated earlier today, there was a power cut.
Also you may have noticed that i'm a little green, well that's because i'm now a weregrinch and am slowly becoming more grinch-like.
Don't worry I still eat human food, so i will not develop the taste for garbage and glass bottles like the grinch in the movie had.
Don't worry i'm not going to steal anybody's presents.
By the way have you met Growler? He's my new alter-ego - and he's a weregrinch. Don't worry he doesn't bite.
Also you may have noticed that i'm a little green, well that's because i'm now a weregrinch and am slowly becoming more grinch-like.
Don't worry I still eat human food, so i will not develop the taste for garbage and glass bottles like the grinch in the movie had.
Don't worry i'm not going to steal anybody's presents.
By the way have you met Growler? He's my new alter-ego - and he's a weregrinch. Don't worry he doesn't bite.
Grinchin
I'm just currently discovering all the great perks that come with being a weregrinch, so far i am loving every moment of it.
Us grinch types have been known to be quite vicious when mad you know.
Just don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when i'm angry.
Being grinchy sure is a lot of fun.
Jim Carrey would agree with me on that quite a lot.
Us grinch types have been known to be quite vicious when mad you know.
Just don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when i'm angry.
Being grinchy sure is a lot of fun.
Jim Carrey would agree with me on that quite a lot.
Sunday 16 May 2010
Makeup magic
I love the makeup and special effects that goes into some horror, sci or fantasy movies. My favourite makeup artists are Rick Baker, Tom Savini and the late great Stan Winston.
I get this monthly magazine called Makeup Artist Magazine, it's a real top of the line magazine all about makeup in movies and tv shows and stuff like that. Other than me the only other people who have seen and read these are the makeup artists themselves.
The makeup for Michael Jackson's Ghosts was pretty damm awesome, especially the Mayor and Ghoul makeups (both for the Maestro AND the Mayor)
The mayor makeup was particuarly clever, you couldn't even tell it was really MJ under all that.
In fact on Agony Booth when they "reviewed" it they refered to the Mayor as Mayor Ebert because they thought he looked like film critic Roger Ebert (also possibly a nod to the fact there was a Mayor Ebert character in the 90's Godzilla movie, who coincidentally looked a lot like Roger Ebert).
And of course i do love The Grinch, it is one of my favourite Jim Carrey movies.
You can get a subscription to Makeup Artist Magazine here:
http://makeupmag.com/subscription_signup.php
I get this monthly magazine called Makeup Artist Magazine, it's a real top of the line magazine all about makeup in movies and tv shows and stuff like that. Other than me the only other people who have seen and read these are the makeup artists themselves.
The makeup for Michael Jackson's Ghosts was pretty damm awesome, especially the Mayor and Ghoul makeups (both for the Maestro AND the Mayor)
The mayor makeup was particuarly clever, you couldn't even tell it was really MJ under all that.
In fact on Agony Booth when they "reviewed" it they refered to the Mayor as Mayor Ebert because they thought he looked like film critic Roger Ebert (also possibly a nod to the fact there was a Mayor Ebert character in the 90's Godzilla movie, who coincidentally looked a lot like Roger Ebert).
And of course i do love The Grinch, it is one of my favourite Jim Carrey movies.
You can get a subscription to Makeup Artist Magazine here:
http://makeupmag.com/subscription_signup.php
The amazing transformation
Hello and welcome to Inside The Lab with Dr M, I am Nathan Forester but everyone calls me Dr M.
I have been a member of deviantart for over 11 months now and i am enjoying it so far despite being recently ridiculed on Slapstick Anarchy and Encyclopedia Dramatica.
I like to do transformations and am also looking for new test subjects. You already know that my friends the Closet monster gang specialise in transformation based punishments - for instance you know Rents...well Sebastian here turned him into a cockroach and now he's in Rutherford's stomach.
As for Habermann, he got turned into a bat monster and had his memories erased. Escargotage got turned into a ghoul, Jappy Maxi got turned into a rat and got eaten, InuyashaSucks got turned into an ape-like creature and now is an attraction at the local sideshow, JohnCandyWerewulvsSuk got turned into a werejohncandy himself as punishment for being predujice against them, and INK-Minion who kept refering to me as a "mindless sheep" got turned into an actual sheep and now lives on the farm along with two pigs who used to be editors for Encyclopedia Dramatica.
I have been a member of deviantart for over 11 months now and i am enjoying it so far despite being recently ridiculed on Slapstick Anarchy and Encyclopedia Dramatica.
I like to do transformations and am also looking for new test subjects. You already know that my friends the Closet monster gang specialise in transformation based punishments - for instance you know Rents...well Sebastian here turned him into a cockroach and now he's in Rutherford's stomach.
As for Habermann, he got turned into a bat monster and had his memories erased. Escargotage got turned into a ghoul, Jappy Maxi got turned into a rat and got eaten, InuyashaSucks got turned into an ape-like creature and now is an attraction at the local sideshow, JohnCandyWerewulvsSuk got turned into a werejohncandy himself as punishment for being predujice against them, and INK-Minion who kept refering to me as a "mindless sheep" got turned into an actual sheep and now lives on the farm along with two pigs who used to be editors for Encyclopedia Dramatica.
Saturday 15 May 2010
Welcome to the lair
As many of you all know, this is my personal blog. I have enabled comments so almost everyone is welcome here.
But if you're a troll, spammer or from Encyclopedia Dramatica then you deffinately will NOT be allowed here, if i catch any of them here i will make sure that they will be perscuted on the spot.
Same goes for Habermann and Rents, because i don't want them snooping around my blog.
Also if you wish to leave comments on my DA page, please do not troll or spam. I've recently had to put up with two rather annoying motherf****rs recently, one was named InuyashaSucks and the other was named JohnCandyWerewulvsSuk and both of them had the annoying habit of posting the same insulting comments over and over on my DA profile. The latter had a name which was offensive beyond all reason so the man was obviously predujice against werejohncandies - even though they've done nothing to him. His real name is Gump Forrester, but i highly doubt that i am related to HIM in anyway for one thing i'm way too smart to be related to a retard like him.
And yes it is true about me being a weregrinch and all, and to be precist - the grinch species in general have been around longer than everyone thinks - they've been even before Dr Seuss was born. In fact the number of people who are or may actually be grinches in disguise is astoundingly large and is getting bigger every year. As i do recall that some grinches can shapeshift and that includes Weregrinches, True Grinches and Half Grinches.
Also it is true i am a good friend of Dr Seuss, i've travelled back in time to meet him a few times. I've even used the Stargate transdimensional portal to visit a few of the worlds from some of his books including briefly becoming the new grinch after going up on Mt Crumpit.
But if you're a troll, spammer or from Encyclopedia Dramatica then you deffinately will NOT be allowed here, if i catch any of them here i will make sure that they will be perscuted on the spot.
Same goes for Habermann and Rents, because i don't want them snooping around my blog.
Also if you wish to leave comments on my DA page, please do not troll or spam. I've recently had to put up with two rather annoying motherf****rs recently, one was named InuyashaSucks and the other was named JohnCandyWerewulvsSuk and both of them had the annoying habit of posting the same insulting comments over and over on my DA profile. The latter had a name which was offensive beyond all reason so the man was obviously predujice against werejohncandies - even though they've done nothing to him. His real name is Gump Forrester, but i highly doubt that i am related to HIM in anyway for one thing i'm way too smart to be related to a retard like him.
And yes it is true about me being a weregrinch and all, and to be precist - the grinch species in general have been around longer than everyone thinks - they've been even before Dr Seuss was born. In fact the number of people who are or may actually be grinches in disguise is astoundingly large and is getting bigger every year. As i do recall that some grinches can shapeshift and that includes Weregrinches, True Grinches and Half Grinches.
Also it is true i am a good friend of Dr Seuss, i've travelled back in time to meet him a few times. I've even used the Stargate transdimensional portal to visit a few of the worlds from some of his books including briefly becoming the new grinch after going up on Mt Crumpit.
Monstrous fun
I've always had a love of monsters - i grew up with Tales From The Crypt and all sorts of horror movies. As for the combining celebrities with monsters thing, I think that doing that sort of thing, it's fun. If it wasn't for Tales From The Crypt or Are You Afraid Of The Dark i wouldn't be the monster loving not-so-mad scientist i am today.
Because monsters are fun, one of the things i enjoy most is scary things, i love scary stories, scary movies, scary books, and even scary tv shows.
And even today they still manage to keep me entertained. Some of the stuff that you may think was really scary as a kid actually turns out to be really funny when you're an adult. For example the scene in Disney's Pinnocio where Lampwick turns into a donkey.
I love the Nightmare On Elm Street series, but not the remake. Robert Englund is the one and only Freddy Krueger for me.
David Cronenberg has also been one of my favourite directors, i especially like Videodrome, Scanners and The Fly.
To this day i am impressed by the work of the makeup greats Stan Winston, Rick Baker and Tom Savini.
And if there is anything i have learned from watching the Evil Dead films it's that Bruce Campbell can make anything awesome.
And also some of the best actors start out during horror films, even Tom Hanks was in a horror film. And also to extent coincidentally so was John Candy.
It's true, in fact it was one of his earliest film roles, he appeared in a low budget canadian horror film called the Clown Murders. You see the chubby guy in the blue jacket sitting on the car? That's John's character Ollie.
Because monsters are fun, one of the things i enjoy most is scary things, i love scary stories, scary movies, scary books, and even scary tv shows.
And even today they still manage to keep me entertained. Some of the stuff that you may think was really scary as a kid actually turns out to be really funny when you're an adult. For example the scene in Disney's Pinnocio where Lampwick turns into a donkey.
I love the Nightmare On Elm Street series, but not the remake. Robert Englund is the one and only Freddy Krueger for me.
David Cronenberg has also been one of my favourite directors, i especially like Videodrome, Scanners and The Fly.
To this day i am impressed by the work of the makeup greats Stan Winston, Rick Baker and Tom Savini.
And if there is anything i have learned from watching the Evil Dead films it's that Bruce Campbell can make anything awesome.
And also some of the best actors start out during horror films, even Tom Hanks was in a horror film. And also to extent coincidentally so was John Candy.
It's true, in fact it was one of his earliest film roles, he appeared in a low budget canadian horror film called the Clown Murders. You see the chubby guy in the blue jacket sitting on the car? That's John's character Ollie.
Test subject needed
We're looking for a new test subject to transform into a creature of some kind. We're looking for someone particuarly dimwitted but willing.
Previous test subjects and what they've been turned into:
Previous test subjects and what they've been turned into:
- Rents - Cockroach
- Habermann - Bat monster
- Airdna - Grinch
- InuyashaSucks - Ape-like being.
- JohnCandyWerewulvsSuk - Werejc.
- INK-Minion - Sheep
- Jabber Mac - Troll (an ACTUAL one)
- Escargotage - Ghoul (Ghosts style)
- Jappy Maxi - Rat creature.
- Encyclopedia Dramatica editor 1 - Pig.
- Encyclopedia Dramatica edior 2 - Pig.
Friday 14 May 2010
New tales
This is one of our latest Tales From The Web, in this tale a man who hates werejohncandies gets what he deserves when he's turned into one himself by Cassie and Chumsley.
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A man named Gump Forrester or as he was known on his DA profile JohnCandyWerewulvsSuk was posting line after line of the same insulting comment on Nathan's DA page.
He was very, rude, bitter and selfish, he had the brain of a worm, the eyes of a vulture, the temper of a bull, and the tender sweetness of a seasick aligator.
One night while he was about to type up even more insulting comments, he heard a sound coming from the other side of the room.
"What the hell was that?" He murmured.
He turned around and saw two large, jolly almost John Candy-like creatures standing behind me, both of them were 6'2 and weighed 300lbs, they were covered in thick brownish fur, had small cute fangs, both had a long mane, glowing green eyes, claws, bushy eyebrows and pointed ears.
"Are you Gump Forrester?" The first one inquired.
"Yes. But who the hell are you?" He responded.
"Oh silly me. Where are my manners? My name is Chumsley the werejohcandy, and this is my girlfriend Cassie." The first one said, chuckling in a very JC-like manner.
"We hear you've been giving our friend a hard time." Cassie added.
"You guys can't be real. You don't exist." The man retorted.
"Actually we ARE real and we do exist. More importantly we are here to teach you a lesson." Chumsley responded, smiling.
"Look I don't care what you are or why you're here in my basement." The man retorted.
"Correction, it's YOUR PARENTS basement. You apparently have no real life of your own, all you do all day is make insulting comments on our friend's DA page." Cassie cooed.
"So? Why should you care? You don't look like the technology type!" He retorted.
"True. But we know a terrible person when we see one. And you are a terrible person. You're mean to our friend Nathan, you make fun of him, you post insulting comments on his DA page, and furthermore you make numerous insulting references to werejohcandies." Chumsley told him. "Such rudeness will not be tolerated."
"Indeed. And we're not leaving until we give you what you deserve." Cassie added.
"Oooh, i'm scared. What are you going to do, hug me to death?" The man retorted.
"Oh i've got something much better in mind." He responded.
And with that Chumsley clicked his fingers and a beam of light blasted Gump, blinding him for a few seconds.
"What the hell was that for?" He exclaimed.
He began to feel rather itchy as thick brownish fur began to spread all over his body, his body also growing to the same proportions as Chumsley and Cassie causing his clothes to tighten then burst at the seams..
"What's happening to me?" He cried.
"Well since you claim to hate werejohncandies so much. The ideal punishment for you would be that you get turned INTO one." Cassie responded, smiling.
"But I don't want to be a retarded werejohcandy." He cried.
"Too late, your transformation is only begining." Chumsley responded.
The man screamed in horror as the transformation continued, as he developed claws, small cute fangs, a long mane, a black nose and more john candy-like features..
"No, this can't be happening. Please stop...please stop...please stop!" He cried.
But his cries were in vain as his voice slowly became more John Candy-like, he tried to cry out so more but all that came out were a series of jolly roaring sounds.
When the transformation was completed he was no longer a man, but a 6'2, 300lb werejc like Cassie and Chumsley.
"This isn't fair! Change me back!" He yelled.
"Ah ah ah. No can do. You deserve it for the way you've been treating Nathan. Speaking of which, our job here is done - and we must return to him and tell him that another online pest has been taken care of." Cassie cooed.
"What? And leave me like THIS? My parents are going to go batshit insane when they see me like this!" He exclaimed.
"I'm sorry, it's too late. And you deserve to be stuck this way. You should stopped your trolling when you had the chance." Chumsley explained. "You should have known better than to hurtful things about our friend like that and you should have known better than to write insulting things about our kind."
"I said i'm sorry." The man retorted.
"But it wasn't enough." Chumsley sighed, shaking his head.
And with that Chumsley and Cassie went on home back to Nathan to tell him the good news.
As for Gump, he spent his next several years as a werejohncandy, then later moved to the Happy Valley and had his name changed to Donnie the werejohncandy.
Remember, don't say insulting things to werejohncandies or be a werejc hater, because they'll be dire consequences if you do.
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A man named Gump Forrester or as he was known on his DA profile JohnCandyWerewulvsSuk was posting line after line of the same insulting comment on Nathan's DA page.
He was very, rude, bitter and selfish, he had the brain of a worm, the eyes of a vulture, the temper of a bull, and the tender sweetness of a seasick aligator.
One night while he was about to type up even more insulting comments, he heard a sound coming from the other side of the room.
"What the hell was that?" He murmured.
He turned around and saw two large, jolly almost John Candy-like creatures standing behind me, both of them were 6'2 and weighed 300lbs, they were covered in thick brownish fur, had small cute fangs, both had a long mane, glowing green eyes, claws, bushy eyebrows and pointed ears.
"Are you Gump Forrester?" The first one inquired.
"Yes. But who the hell are you?" He responded.
"Oh silly me. Where are my manners? My name is Chumsley the werejohcandy, and this is my girlfriend Cassie." The first one said, chuckling in a very JC-like manner.
"We hear you've been giving our friend a hard time." Cassie added.
"You guys can't be real. You don't exist." The man retorted.
"Actually we ARE real and we do exist. More importantly we are here to teach you a lesson." Chumsley responded, smiling.
"Look I don't care what you are or why you're here in my basement." The man retorted.
"Correction, it's YOUR PARENTS basement. You apparently have no real life of your own, all you do all day is make insulting comments on our friend's DA page." Cassie cooed.
"So? Why should you care? You don't look like the technology type!" He retorted.
"True. But we know a terrible person when we see one. And you are a terrible person. You're mean to our friend Nathan, you make fun of him, you post insulting comments on his DA page, and furthermore you make numerous insulting references to werejohcandies." Chumsley told him. "Such rudeness will not be tolerated."
"Indeed. And we're not leaving until we give you what you deserve." Cassie added.
"Oooh, i'm scared. What are you going to do, hug me to death?" The man retorted.
"Oh i've got something much better in mind." He responded.
And with that Chumsley clicked his fingers and a beam of light blasted Gump, blinding him for a few seconds.
"What the hell was that for?" He exclaimed.
He began to feel rather itchy as thick brownish fur began to spread all over his body, his body also growing to the same proportions as Chumsley and Cassie causing his clothes to tighten then burst at the seams..
"What's happening to me?" He cried.
"Well since you claim to hate werejohncandies so much. The ideal punishment for you would be that you get turned INTO one." Cassie responded, smiling.
"But I don't want to be a retarded werejohcandy." He cried.
"Too late, your transformation is only begining." Chumsley responded.
The man screamed in horror as the transformation continued, as he developed claws, small cute fangs, a long mane, a black nose and more john candy-like features..
"No, this can't be happening. Please stop...please stop...please stop!" He cried.
But his cries were in vain as his voice slowly became more John Candy-like, he tried to cry out so more but all that came out were a series of jolly roaring sounds.
When the transformation was completed he was no longer a man, but a 6'2, 300lb werejc like Cassie and Chumsley.
"This isn't fair! Change me back!" He yelled.
"Ah ah ah. No can do. You deserve it for the way you've been treating Nathan. Speaking of which, our job here is done - and we must return to him and tell him that another online pest has been taken care of." Cassie cooed.
"What? And leave me like THIS? My parents are going to go batshit insane when they see me like this!" He exclaimed.
"I'm sorry, it's too late. And you deserve to be stuck this way. You should stopped your trolling when you had the chance." Chumsley explained. "You should have known better than to hurtful things about our friend like that and you should have known better than to write insulting things about our kind."
"I said i'm sorry." The man retorted.
"But it wasn't enough." Chumsley sighed, shaking his head.
And with that Chumsley and Cassie went on home back to Nathan to tell him the good news.
As for Gump, he spent his next several years as a werejohncandy, then later moved to the Happy Valley and had his name changed to Donnie the werejohncandy.
Remember, don't say insulting things to werejohncandies or be a werejc hater, because they'll be dire consequences if you do.
Cartoonatics
Cartoonatics was the first live action/animation hybrid film we did, my brother starred in it as a cartoonist who finds himself in the world of his own cartoon show, several of our wacky cartoon creations appeared in it including Ratty the rude rat, Doizee, Fly Guy (a human/insect hybrid superhero and a homage to both The Fly and Spiderman), and Chumsley the werejc (in toon form).
One of the most entertaining characters in it was the Literal Genie, a genie-like being played by Bruce Campbell. The Literal Genie has magical genie powers and a tendency to take anything his master says literally. He especially likes to transform people into animals and other creatures, such as in the scene where he turns Alfonzo (the fat lazy dimwitted security guard) into a gerbil.
The hall of mirrors scene never fails to make me laugh. The numerous transformations into that particular scene alone are rather entertaining, i especially like the part where my brother's character looks into that one mirror and his reflection morphs into that of Jim Carrey.
The koala tf scene is pretty funny as well.
I like the big battle as well, that was fun.
One of the most entertaining characters in it was the Literal Genie, a genie-like being played by Bruce Campbell. The Literal Genie has magical genie powers and a tendency to take anything his master says literally. He especially likes to transform people into animals and other creatures, such as in the scene where he turns Alfonzo (the fat lazy dimwitted security guard) into a gerbil.
The hall of mirrors scene never fails to make me laugh. The numerous transformations into that particular scene alone are rather entertaining, i especially like the part where my brother's character looks into that one mirror and his reflection morphs into that of Jim Carrey.
The koala tf scene is pretty funny as well.
I like the big battle as well, that was fun.
New movie
We'd like to tell you all about our newest motion picture, it is a movie based on our newest animated series Closet Monsters: Defenders of the Night.
Live action cast:
Me
Andria
My brother
Sam aka Bluebluedawg from Deviantart
Voice cast: Closet monster gang
Griffin Dune as the voice of Zombo the zombie.
Carmen Electra as the voice of Grincherella.
Harland Williams as the voice of Presto.
Eddie Izzard as the voice of Bunyip.
Kirsty Burville as the voice of Cleo.
Frank Welker as the voice of Jack the werewolf.
Robert Englund as the voice of Ted.
Edward Moss (MJ impersonator) as the voice of Mitchell.
Dan McCloud as the voice of Jeff.
Bruce Campbell as the voice of Bruce.
Sarah Michelle Gellar as the voice of Sarah the corpse bride-like character.
Johnny Depp as the voice of Edgar.
Leo Hunter as the voice of Sebastian.
It is sort of a Gremlins type of movie but with a comic twist to it, it is a mixture of live action and animation similar to Who Framed Roger Rabbit and to some lesser extent Monkeybone.
It features the monster gangs of mine and Sam's and Sam and I appear in it as ourselves both in human and monster form.
Plot:
Nathan and Sam bring their monster gangs to Hollywood with them to look at all the sites and sounds, the two gangs run off and cause havoc around various different movie sets while others hang out with their favourite movie stars.
Pays tributes to the following celebrities:
Live action cast:
Me
Andria
My brother
Sam aka Bluebluedawg from Deviantart
Voice cast: Closet monster gang
Griffin Dune as the voice of Zombo the zombie.
Carmen Electra as the voice of Grincherella.
Harland Williams as the voice of Presto.
Eddie Izzard as the voice of Bunyip.
Kirsty Burville as the voice of Cleo.
Frank Welker as the voice of Jack the werewolf.
Robert Englund as the voice of Ted.
Edward Moss (MJ impersonator) as the voice of Mitchell.
Dan McCloud as the voice of Jeff.
Bruce Campbell as the voice of Bruce.
Sarah Michelle Gellar as the voice of Sarah the corpse bride-like character.
Johnny Depp as the voice of Edgar.
Leo Hunter as the voice of Sebastian.
It is sort of a Gremlins type of movie but with a comic twist to it, it is a mixture of live action and animation similar to Who Framed Roger Rabbit and to some lesser extent Monkeybone.
It features the monster gangs of mine and Sam's and Sam and I appear in it as ourselves both in human and monster form.
Plot:
Nathan and Sam bring their monster gangs to Hollywood with them to look at all the sites and sounds, the two gangs run off and cause havoc around various different movie sets while others hang out with their favourite movie stars.
Pays tributes to the following celebrities:
- John Belushi
- John Candy
- MJ
- Gene Siskel (Roger Ebert's late old partner and friend)
- John Hughes
- Stan Winston
- Steve Irwin
Shock Me - A Review
This is my review of Andria's new blog, it is a rather facinating site about a variety of rather interesting and shocking not to mention gory stuff. It's not for those who are faint hearted though as there are a lot of gory and graphic images.
But i was not all bothered by this in fact i rather enjoyed it. She's really done a great job with it and i can't wait to see what she does next.
I heavily recommend it if you are into all that gruesome stuff like i am.
If it was a movie, i'd be like Ebert and give that blog a thumbs up. For being truly amazing and outstanding. It's daring, it's different, it's amazing, and i rate it all 10 out of 10 for overall excellency.
Here is a link to it so that others may check it out, but be warned it is not for the faint hearted:
http://shockinmebaby.blogspot.com/
But i was not all bothered by this in fact i rather enjoyed it. She's really done a great job with it and i can't wait to see what she does next.
I heavily recommend it if you are into all that gruesome stuff like i am.
If it was a movie, i'd be like Ebert and give that blog a thumbs up. For being truly amazing and outstanding. It's daring, it's different, it's amazing, and i rate it all 10 out of 10 for overall excellency.
Here is a link to it so that others may check it out, but be warned it is not for the faint hearted:
http://shockinmebaby.blogspot.com/
Thursday 13 May 2010
DA
I really do love DA and all it has but i think it could use for a few improvements, first of all I think that they should give Fella a voice so that he may talk.
Also i'd like some other way to delete all those offensive comments keep popping up all over some of our DA pages other than Report spam. A delete comment option would be nice.
Also the site needs better security, and we need a way to keep those guys at Encyclopedia Dramatica away from this site for good, I suggest something like one of those Screamers you sometimes get on other websites.
Basically we also need a way they can track the IP addressses of the person who posted those offensive comments which would also come in handy when tracking down those jerks at ED. That would show those bastards at ED not to take art of DA without permission
Or we could show them the error of their ways by scaring them straight, by showing them an educational but at the same disturbing PSA on what could happen if they don't stop their "trolling" (for example their heads exploding like in the movie Scanners, or have them turning into ugly, grotesque demons).
Also for the above Albino Llama status i was thinking maybe Llama God or Lord/Lady Of Llamas title. And thus this title would come with great advantages like said deviant who recieves it getting god-like superpowers.
Depending on what kind of art the deviant specialises in they would get their own unique powers, those specialising in transformation themed art such as myself, blackbluedawg, werekatt, weremoose, fullmoonmaster, and blackrat would get transformation based ones. For example i'd like to turn the guy who refered to me as a mindless sheep into an ACTUAL sheep not just to teach him a lesson but for a laugh as well. As for people who act mean to me on Christmas i'd turn them into grinch type creatures.
As for what i'd do to Encyclopedia Dramatica, i'd turn most if not all of their editors into pigs like the sorceress does to the soldiers in the movie Willow.
Also to some extent i'd like to be able to transfur a voodoo curse over to people i hate online. Us transformation themed artists would also be able to transform into our respective creature forms, mine being a savage weregrinch, werekatt's being a cat, fullmoonmaster's being a demon, Lance's one being a moose, Blackrat's being well a rat-like being.
Also i'd like some other way to delete all those offensive comments keep popping up all over some of our DA pages other than Report spam. A delete comment option would be nice.
Also the site needs better security, and we need a way to keep those guys at Encyclopedia Dramatica away from this site for good, I suggest something like one of those Screamers you sometimes get on other websites.
Basically we also need a way they can track the IP addressses of the person who posted those offensive comments which would also come in handy when tracking down those jerks at ED. That would show those bastards at ED not to take art of DA without permission
Or we could show them the error of their ways by scaring them straight, by showing them an educational but at the same disturbing PSA on what could happen if they don't stop their "trolling" (for example their heads exploding like in the movie Scanners, or have them turning into ugly, grotesque demons).
Also for the above Albino Llama status i was thinking maybe Llama God or Lord/Lady Of Llamas title. And thus this title would come with great advantages like said deviant who recieves it getting god-like superpowers.
Depending on what kind of art the deviant specialises in they would get their own unique powers, those specialising in transformation themed art such as myself, blackbluedawg, werekatt, weremoose, fullmoonmaster, and blackrat would get transformation based ones. For example i'd like to turn the guy who refered to me as a mindless sheep into an ACTUAL sheep not just to teach him a lesson but for a laugh as well. As for people who act mean to me on Christmas i'd turn them into grinch type creatures.
As for what i'd do to Encyclopedia Dramatica, i'd turn most if not all of their editors into pigs like the sorceress does to the soldiers in the movie Willow.
Also to some extent i'd like to be able to transfur a voodoo curse over to people i hate online. Us transformation themed artists would also be able to transform into our respective creature forms, mine being a savage weregrinch, werekatt's being a cat, fullmoonmaster's being a demon, Lance's one being a moose, Blackrat's being well a rat-like being.
The eyes have it
I've always been impressed by the makeup and special effects in some of my favourite fantasy, sci fi or horror movies especially by the work of Rick Baker, Stan Winston and Tom Savini.
Now I always find the "glowing eyes" effect in any horror, fantasy or sci fi film to be awesome behind all reason. My personal favourite use for it has to be in Big Wolf On Campus whenever it looks like Tommy Dawkins is about to "wolf out".
The eyes are like windows to the soul, you can tell a lot about a person just by looking in their eyes.
Red eyes = vampire or demon.
Red eyes with slits = dragon.
Yellow eyes = wolf.
Yellow eyes with slits = feline.
Yellow eyes with dark green pupils = Grinch.
Turquoise blue eyes with no pupils = Blarg (like Drek from Ratchet and Clank)
White or deathly black = zombie or deadite.
Glowing white eyes = gargoyle.
Glowing dark green eyes = Hulk/SheHulk.
Dollar signs = Thinking of money.
Skulls = A harbinger of things to come (like Gaston falling to his death at the end of Beauty and the beast)
Big yellow eyes = Na'vi.
Now I always find the "glowing eyes" effect in any horror, fantasy or sci fi film to be awesome behind all reason. My personal favourite use for it has to be in Big Wolf On Campus whenever it looks like Tommy Dawkins is about to "wolf out".
The eyes are like windows to the soul, you can tell a lot about a person just by looking in their eyes.
Red eyes = vampire or demon.
Red eyes with slits = dragon.
Yellow eyes = wolf.
Yellow eyes with slits = feline.
Yellow eyes with dark green pupils = Grinch.
Turquoise blue eyes with no pupils = Blarg (like Drek from Ratchet and Clank)
White or deathly black = zombie or deadite.
Glowing white eyes = gargoyle.
Glowing dark green eyes = Hulk/SheHulk.
Dollar signs = Thinking of money.
Skulls = A harbinger of things to come (like Gaston falling to his death at the end of Beauty and the beast)
Big yellow eyes = Na'vi.
Website
I've been taking a look at Andria's new blog, and it is pretty awesome. I've been taking a look at Jim Carrey's official website too.
If you haven't checked it out yet you should, it's awesome.
Here are some screenshots of what it looks like:
I think it is quite an amazing site, very cleverly designed. I like all the clickable features on it.
Tuesday 11 May 2010
Without a trace
Andria has mysteriously disappeared from my followers section. I have no idea where she's gone but i hope she's okay.
Monster guardians
We have aired a new series it is titled Closet Monsters: Defenders Of The Night. It is a dark, action animated series about my character and his monster guardians.
These are the main monster characters, they serve as Nathan's monster guardians.
Presto
Presto is a dark blue skinned phasm with brown hair and a goatee, he has magical powers and is the one in charge of the closet monster gang.
Ted
Ted is a Freddy Krueger-like character who likes to scare his victims in their dreams. He often wears a fedora hat, a striped sweater, and a clawed glove. He has a twisted sense of humour. He and Jasey often act like rivals but in actuality are best friends.
Grincherella
A female grinch with the ability to switch between her human and grinch forms at will. She is a lot like Demona from Gargoyles in terms of personality. In human form she resembles Carmen Electra, and in grinch form she kind of looks like that too except for the green fur, glowing yellow eyes, small fangs, sharp black claws and wild black hair. Her eyes often glow an eerie yellowish colour when she's mad. She's also able to turn humans into grinch-like creatures by scratching them with her claws.
Scare Bear
A possessed teddy bear. He may seem cute on the ouside but on the inside he's a cold blooded killer. He often carries around a butcher knife. He is yellow and brown, wears a blue t shirt and shorts, and a cap. He has sharp claws and fangs and tries to kill/maim anything that gets in his way. He is a homage to Chucky from Child's Play.
Zombo
A wise cracking zombie who is always falling apart and resembles Griffin Dune in American Werewolf In London. He first met his future girlfriend Sarah at a screening of Dawn Of The Dead at the local graveyard drive-in.
Bunyip
A big blue super strong koala who is rather intelligent and has a faux British accent. He is very intelligent and likes drinking tea, playing chess, he is also a fan of Blackadder, Monty Python, and especially Whose Line Is It Anyway. He is also a fan of comedian Eddie Izzard.
Mitchell
A fellow spellcaster , he is a lot like Michael Jackson as the Maestro in Ghosts even resembles him, he has a number of supernatural powers including the ability to possess people by flying into them, he is often seen with an army of ghosts from the past. He can also turn into the Superghoul from the video - he can also possess people and turn them into a creature like that one as well.
Jasey
Jasey is a Jason voorhees-like character who wears a hockey mask. His favourite place to scare people is at a campsite. He doesn't talk much, and sometimes fights with Ted. In actuality he and Ted are best friends.
Jeff
Named after actor Jeff Goldblum, Jeff is a human/fly hybrid much like Brundlefly except he's much better looking and he has wings. He is kind of shy but loves comics especially Spiderman. He is a good friend of Sam Raimi and Stan Lee, despite his size he is actually super strong.
Edgar
Edgar was born in Halloweentown. He is a tim burtonesque creature, but in human form he kind of resembles Johnny Depp. He is quite mysterious and shy. Often plays poker with Beetlejuice and Jack Skellington. He is often seen playing Rock, Paper, Scissors with Edward Scissorhands but sometimes loses. His tim burtonesque creature form is rarely seen but it is said to be quite menaci
Jack
Named after Jack Nicholson, Jack is a werewolf just like Wolfie except he's more than a little insane. His mannerisms are also partially based on Jack Nicholson's including his accent and smile. His human form resembles Jack Torrance from The Shining and he has two different werewolf forms, one is an American Werewolf style werewolf and the other is similar to Jack Nicholson in the movie Wolf.
Bruce
The only member of the group who isn't a monster, he is second in command. He resembles the character Ash from the Evil Dead films and has his mannerisms too. Bruce has a chainsaw where his left arm should be although sometimes he has a mechanical hand and his trademark weapon is a 12 gauge remmington shotgun which he refers to as his "boomstick". He has god-like powers and is a demigod.
Sarah
She's a lot like the Corpse Bride, she later becomes Zombo's girlfriend. She's very elegant and polite. She and Zombo first met at a screening of Dawn Of The Dead.
Cleo
An egpytian mummy who is also royalty. She is a fashion expert and also quite smart and a good singer.
Sebastian
Sebastian is a devilishly charming demon who appears in the form of a handsome well dressed gentleman. He is very witty and quite intelligent. He is also an attourney. Sebastian is good at making deals and he knows how to close them too.
These are the main monster characters, they serve as Nathan's monster guardians.
Presto
Presto is a dark blue skinned phasm with brown hair and a goatee, he has magical powers and is the one in charge of the closet monster gang.
Ted
Ted is a Freddy Krueger-like character who likes to scare his victims in their dreams. He often wears a fedora hat, a striped sweater, and a clawed glove. He has a twisted sense of humour. He and Jasey often act like rivals but in actuality are best friends.
Grincherella
A female grinch with the ability to switch between her human and grinch forms at will. She is a lot like Demona from Gargoyles in terms of personality. In human form she resembles Carmen Electra, and in grinch form she kind of looks like that too except for the green fur, glowing yellow eyes, small fangs, sharp black claws and wild black hair. Her eyes often glow an eerie yellowish colour when she's mad. She's also able to turn humans into grinch-like creatures by scratching them with her claws.
Scare Bear
A possessed teddy bear. He may seem cute on the ouside but on the inside he's a cold blooded killer. He often carries around a butcher knife. He is yellow and brown, wears a blue t shirt and shorts, and a cap. He has sharp claws and fangs and tries to kill/maim anything that gets in his way. He is a homage to Chucky from Child's Play.
Zombo
A wise cracking zombie who is always falling apart and resembles Griffin Dune in American Werewolf In London. He first met his future girlfriend Sarah at a screening of Dawn Of The Dead at the local graveyard drive-in.
Bunyip
A big blue super strong koala who is rather intelligent and has a faux British accent. He is very intelligent and likes drinking tea, playing chess, he is also a fan of Blackadder, Monty Python, and especially Whose Line Is It Anyway. He is also a fan of comedian Eddie Izzard.
Mitchell
A fellow spellcaster , he is a lot like Michael Jackson as the Maestro in Ghosts even resembles him, he has a number of supernatural powers including the ability to possess people by flying into them, he is often seen with an army of ghosts from the past. He can also turn into the Superghoul from the video - he can also possess people and turn them into a creature like that one as well.
Jasey
Jasey is a Jason voorhees-like character who wears a hockey mask. His favourite place to scare people is at a campsite. He doesn't talk much, and sometimes fights with Ted. In actuality he and Ted are best friends.
Jeff
Named after actor Jeff Goldblum, Jeff is a human/fly hybrid much like Brundlefly except he's much better looking and he has wings. He is kind of shy but loves comics especially Spiderman. He is a good friend of Sam Raimi and Stan Lee, despite his size he is actually super strong.
Edgar
Edgar was born in Halloweentown. He is a tim burtonesque creature, but in human form he kind of resembles Johnny Depp. He is quite mysterious and shy. Often plays poker with Beetlejuice and Jack Skellington. He is often seen playing Rock, Paper, Scissors with Edward Scissorhands but sometimes loses. His tim burtonesque creature form is rarely seen but it is said to be quite menaci
Jack
Named after Jack Nicholson, Jack is a werewolf just like Wolfie except he's more than a little insane. His mannerisms are also partially based on Jack Nicholson's including his accent and smile. His human form resembles Jack Torrance from The Shining and he has two different werewolf forms, one is an American Werewolf style werewolf and the other is similar to Jack Nicholson in the movie Wolf.
Bruce
The only member of the group who isn't a monster, he is second in command. He resembles the character Ash from the Evil Dead films and has his mannerisms too. Bruce has a chainsaw where his left arm should be although sometimes he has a mechanical hand and his trademark weapon is a 12 gauge remmington shotgun which he refers to as his "boomstick". He has god-like powers and is a demigod.
Sarah
She's a lot like the Corpse Bride, she later becomes Zombo's girlfriend. She's very elegant and polite. She and Zombo first met at a screening of Dawn Of The Dead.
Cleo
An egpytian mummy who is also royalty. She is a fashion expert and also quite smart and a good singer.
Sebastian
Sebastian is a devilishly charming demon who appears in the form of a handsome well dressed gentleman. He is very witty and quite intelligent. He is also an attourney. Sebastian is good at making deals and he knows how to close them too.
Monday 10 May 2010
New movie
Our latest motion picture is a full length movie based on my new animated series Closet Monsters: Defenders Of The Night.
The live action cast includes me, my brother, Andria Kilgor, and my monster loving friend from Deviantart - Sam.
The voice cast for the monster gang includes Griffin Dune as the voice of Zombo the zombie, Johnny Depp as the voice of Edgar, Carmen Electra as the voice of Grincherella, Eddie Izzard as the voice of Bunyip the koala, Harland Williams as the voice of Presto, Robert Englund as the voice of Ted the Freddy-like character, Frank Welker as the voice of Jack, MJ impersonator Edward Moss as the voice of Mitchell (a Michael Jackson-like spellcaster), my brother's friend Dan McCloud as the voice of Jeff the human/fly hybrid, Bruce Campbell as the voice of Bruce, Kirsty Burville as the voice of Cleo the mummy, and Sarah Michelle Gellar of Buffy fame voices the corpse bride-like girlfriend of Zombo. Jasey does not have a voice actor because he doesn't talk.
It is sort of a Gremlins type of movie but with a comic twist to it, it is a mixture of live action and animation similar to Who Framed Roger Rabbit and to some lesser extent Monkeybone.
It features the monster gangs of mine and Sam's and Sam and I would appear in it as ourselves both in human and monster form.
Here's the plot , Nathan and Sam bring their monster gangs to Hollywood with them to look at all the sites and sounds, the two gangs run off and cause havoc around various different movie sets while others hang out with their favourite movie stars.
It features tributes to John Candy (especially during the scenes with Cassie, Chumsley and Smokestack Sam), Gene Siskel, Michael Jackson, John Hughes, John Belushi, Steve Irwin, and Stan Winston.
Chumsley the werejohncandy is in the movie too and is voiced by Tino Insana a John Candy soundalike. Cassie is also featured in the movie as well.
Also it has bonus scenes after the credits and hillarious bloopers that come on during them. So make sure you stay after the end credits.
Also includes quite a bit of breaking the fourth wall and quite a lot of transformation scenes including a catgirl transformation (Andria's character becomes a catgirl in one scene) and a weregrinch tf scene involving my character.
You'll love this funny, monstrously entertaining film as there is no crude humour or anything like that and the monsters themselves are actually rather fun to watch.
See it when you have the chance.
The live action cast includes me, my brother, Andria Kilgor, and my monster loving friend from Deviantart - Sam.
The voice cast for the monster gang includes Griffin Dune as the voice of Zombo the zombie, Johnny Depp as the voice of Edgar, Carmen Electra as the voice of Grincherella, Eddie Izzard as the voice of Bunyip the koala, Harland Williams as the voice of Presto, Robert Englund as the voice of Ted the Freddy-like character, Frank Welker as the voice of Jack, MJ impersonator Edward Moss as the voice of Mitchell (a Michael Jackson-like spellcaster), my brother's friend Dan McCloud as the voice of Jeff the human/fly hybrid, Bruce Campbell as the voice of Bruce, Kirsty Burville as the voice of Cleo the mummy, and Sarah Michelle Gellar of Buffy fame voices the corpse bride-like girlfriend of Zombo. Jasey does not have a voice actor because he doesn't talk.
It is sort of a Gremlins type of movie but with a comic twist to it, it is a mixture of live action and animation similar to Who Framed Roger Rabbit and to some lesser extent Monkeybone.
It features the monster gangs of mine and Sam's and Sam and I would appear in it as ourselves both in human and monster form.
Here's the plot , Nathan and Sam bring their monster gangs to Hollywood with them to look at all the sites and sounds, the two gangs run off and cause havoc around various different movie sets while others hang out with their favourite movie stars.
It features tributes to John Candy (especially during the scenes with Cassie, Chumsley and Smokestack Sam), Gene Siskel, Michael Jackson, John Hughes, John Belushi, Steve Irwin, and Stan Winston.
Chumsley the werejohncandy is in the movie too and is voiced by Tino Insana a John Candy soundalike. Cassie is also featured in the movie as well.
Also it has bonus scenes after the credits and hillarious bloopers that come on during them. So make sure you stay after the end credits.
Also includes quite a bit of breaking the fourth wall and quite a lot of transformation scenes including a catgirl transformation (Andria's character becomes a catgirl in one scene) and a weregrinch tf scene involving my character.
You'll love this funny, monstrously entertaining film as there is no crude humour or anything like that and the monsters themselves are actually rather fun to watch.
See it when you have the chance.
Cat girl
I hope that you'll love my latest story, it is about my friend Andria Kilgor and a mysterious gift from me that brings out the inner feline in her.
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Andria Kilgor was in her trailer park home one night when a mysterious package arrived at the door.
"Hmm...I wonder what it could be." She murmured.
Andria opened the box, inside was a cat ear hairband, a black zorroesque mask and two black gloves with claws.
The tag on the box said "To Andria, from Nathan F."
"Aaaaw, that's so sweet of him." She sighed.
She tried on the hairband, the mask and the gloves, they looked great on her and they fit perfectly. She looked in the mirror and was very impressed by what she saw.
Just then she started to feel incredibly itchy, as hair - no fur, almost tiger-like, started to spread all over her body, her ears were beginning to move to the top of her head and resemble cat-ears, her hands were becoming slightly paw-like as were her feet and her fingernails and toenails were growing into claws. Her canines grew into cute fangs as her nose turned black, her hair growing longer, and a more feline-like muzzle forming on her face.
When the transformation had completed, she looked in the mirror and saw that she had become an anthropomorphic feline of some kind - looking a lot like her catgirl form.
"Hmmm..that's odd. I seem to have turned into some sort of cat woman. But it strangely feels good." She cooed, her voice sounding somewhat sexier.
She walked around to get used to her more cat-like form, she found that she had developed some rather keen senses and rather cat-like qualities including amazing cat-like reflexes.
She then picked up the mask and gloves and put them on once more. She then went off to thank Nathan for the gift.
And from that night on she spent her nights as a crime fighting catgirl.
The end
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Andria Kilgor was in her trailer park home one night when a mysterious package arrived at the door.
"Hmm...I wonder what it could be." She murmured.
Andria opened the box, inside was a cat ear hairband, a black zorroesque mask and two black gloves with claws.
The tag on the box said "To Andria, from Nathan F."
"Aaaaw, that's so sweet of him." She sighed.
She tried on the hairband, the mask and the gloves, they looked great on her and they fit perfectly. She looked in the mirror and was very impressed by what she saw.
Just then she started to feel incredibly itchy, as hair - no fur, almost tiger-like, started to spread all over her body, her ears were beginning to move to the top of her head and resemble cat-ears, her hands were becoming slightly paw-like as were her feet and her fingernails and toenails were growing into claws. Her canines grew into cute fangs as her nose turned black, her hair growing longer, and a more feline-like muzzle forming on her face.
When the transformation had completed, she looked in the mirror and saw that she had become an anthropomorphic feline of some kind - looking a lot like her catgirl form.
"Hmmm..that's odd. I seem to have turned into some sort of cat woman. But it strangely feels good." She cooed, her voice sounding somewhat sexier.
She walked around to get used to her more cat-like form, she found that she had developed some rather keen senses and rather cat-like qualities including amazing cat-like reflexes.
She then picked up the mask and gloves and put them on once more. She then went off to thank Nathan for the gift.
And from that night on she spent her nights as a crime fighting catgirl.
The end
Sunday 9 May 2010
Favourite actor
Okay i know this question has been asked several times before but who is your favourite actor? Well my all time favourite comic actor has always been Jim Carrey with the late John Candy coming in second, but i gotta admit that Bruce Campbell truly is epic. I also like Jack Nicholson and Jeff Goldblum.
As for my least favourite i'd say Tom Hanks because he's well kinda boring in my opinion, Splash was a fun film though as was Volunteers. I did not get the movie Forest Gump though, i heard it was lovely but i really didn't get it.
Now i consider Evil Dead, Evil Dead II and Army Of Darkness to be classics because they're very underated - and Army of Darkness has so many good lines in it courtesy of Bruce Campbell as Ash.
As for my favourite Jim Carrey films, well I like Ace Ventura, Dumb and Dumber, Lemony Snicket, Liar Liar, The Mask, The Grinch, Horton Hears A Who, Once Bitten, Earth Girls Are Easy and the Number 23, as well as Man On The Moon and The Cable Guy.
As for my least favourite i'd say Tom Hanks because he's well kinda boring in my opinion, Splash was a fun film though as was Volunteers. I did not get the movie Forest Gump though, i heard it was lovely but i really didn't get it.
Now i consider Evil Dead, Evil Dead II and Army Of Darkness to be classics because they're very underated - and Army of Darkness has so many good lines in it courtesy of Bruce Campbell as Ash.
As for my favourite Jim Carrey films, well I like Ace Ventura, Dumb and Dumber, Lemony Snicket, Liar Liar, The Mask, The Grinch, Horton Hears A Who, Once Bitten, Earth Girls Are Easy and the Number 23, as well as Man On The Moon and The Cable Guy.
Disney villains
Who are your favourite disney villains? I'll tell you who mine are. I've always liked Gaston from Beauty And The Beast, sure he's an asshole but he's an incredibly good looking one - plus he reminds me of Bruce Campbell. Did i mention his villain song is incredibly awesome and catchy? It certainly is, in fact everybody knows it, and there's a meme centered around it.
I also like Scar, he's so witty and crafty plus he also has an excellent villain song.
Ratigan is my second favourite, probably because he's a mad genius and the fact that he is voiced by horror movie icon Vincent Price helps. Vincent himself said it was his favourite role.
Jafar is also a favourite of mine and coincidentally it is Lady Jafaria's favourite as well. And who can blaim her? Jafar is awesome.
Hades is a real riot, he's really funny one of the most comedic villains Disney has ever come up with.
And also I do rather like Pete, he's one of the original disney bad guys i believe. Gotta love that dastardly cat (yes, Pete is a cat).
So who are your favourite disney villains?
I also like Scar, he's so witty and crafty plus he also has an excellent villain song.
Ratigan is my second favourite, probably because he's a mad genius and the fact that he is voiced by horror movie icon Vincent Price helps. Vincent himself said it was his favourite role.
Jafar is also a favourite of mine and coincidentally it is Lady Jafaria's favourite as well. And who can blaim her? Jafar is awesome.
Hades is a real riot, he's really funny one of the most comedic villains Disney has ever come up with.
And also I do rather like Pete, he's one of the original disney bad guys i believe. Gotta love that dastardly cat (yes, Pete is a cat).
So who are your favourite disney villains?
Saturday 8 May 2010
Weregrinch
Welcome to monster factfile, today we'll be going green.
Description:
Weregrinches are a very unique species of werecreatures as they are, they often come up around christmas time or sometimes before or after Christmas.
Appearance:
Weregrinches are modelled on the movie version of the Grinch, they have green fur, glowing yellow eyes, sharp white fangs, pointed ears, sharp black clawed fingernails and toenails, bushy eyebrows, long wild hair, and a grinch-like muzzle.
Behaviour traits:
They are wild and savage and also rather intelligent and cunning. They use their cunning and stealth to catch their victims by suprise. They also can be pretty badass when pissed off.
Powers:
They are super strong, super fast, super stealthy, have extremely keen senses, are immortal and invulnerable and are completely immune to all forms of magic including xmas magic. They're also highly intelligent.
Habitat:
Weregrinches exist in many different places, including caves and dark forests. They are quite common and often spotted around xmas.
Combat:
Weregrinches are quite fierce in combat and pretty dangerous especially when ticked off. They're also very cunning and like to catch their enemies by surprise.
The curse:
A weregrinch can turn people into one on their own kind by either biting them or scratching them. Thus it is never a good idea to say the phrase "bite me" when around one unless you really do want to be one.
Becoming one:
Getting bitten or scratched by one is a sure fire way to become a weregrinch, also if you get bitten by Jim Carrey (the original weregrinch) which is the classic way...that is perhaps another great way to do it. Coincidentally Santa Claus may also give you this curse as a reward if you've been good or as a punishment if you've been bad.
Description:
Weregrinches are a very unique species of werecreatures as they are, they often come up around christmas time or sometimes before or after Christmas.
Appearance:
Weregrinches are modelled on the movie version of the Grinch, they have green fur, glowing yellow eyes, sharp white fangs, pointed ears, sharp black clawed fingernails and toenails, bushy eyebrows, long wild hair, and a grinch-like muzzle.
Behaviour traits:
They are wild and savage and also rather intelligent and cunning. They use their cunning and stealth to catch their victims by suprise. They also can be pretty badass when pissed off.
Powers:
They are super strong, super fast, super stealthy, have extremely keen senses, are immortal and invulnerable and are completely immune to all forms of magic including xmas magic. They're also highly intelligent.
Habitat:
Weregrinches exist in many different places, including caves and dark forests. They are quite common and often spotted around xmas.
Combat:
Weregrinches are quite fierce in combat and pretty dangerous especially when ticked off. They're also very cunning and like to catch their enemies by surprise.
The curse:
A weregrinch can turn people into one on their own kind by either biting them or scratching them. Thus it is never a good idea to say the phrase "bite me" when around one unless you really do want to be one.
Becoming one:
Getting bitten or scratched by one is a sure fire way to become a weregrinch, also if you get bitten by Jim Carrey (the original weregrinch) which is the classic way...that is perhaps another great way to do it. Coincidentally Santa Claus may also give you this curse as a reward if you've been good or as a punishment if you've been bad.
Transformation
Nathan and Sam and their monster world crews aren't the only ones who do punishment via transformations, some of their supernaturally gifted friends do it as well.
Werekatt
Werekatt is a master of photomanipulations, in the monster world his photomanipulations have a similar to effect to the camera from the Twilight Zone episode which in turn inspired the Goosebumps story and tv episode Say Cheese and Die. Whoever he does a photomanipulation of gets turned into the creature they're made to look like.
Fullmoonmaster
When it comes to turning snooty supermodels/actress or other female characters into werewolves, werecats or she-hulk type monsters this guy is a real professional. He enjoys every moment of it, and he is frequently seen working with fellow TF expert Arania. His monster world persona is somewhat almost like Puck from Disney's Gargoyles.
Weremoose
Weremoose specialises in Disney, Dreamworks,Pixar, or other related animal or monster tfs. He also sometimes Star Wars or Ben 10 alien transformations. He likes to TF his victims both for fun and as punishment.
Luckery
Lucky specialises in all sorts of animal or creature transformations, he TFs his victims not just as punishment but also to amuse himself or his friends.
Fulgorey2k
Another master of photomanipulations, not only does he specialise in animal or creature tf he also specialises in size changes mainly shrinking. When TFs are too good for his victims he just simply shrinks them to the size of an ant or perhaps even smaller and lets them get squished.
Foxx
Similar to Luckery except she deals with Disney tf themed tfs. She likes to turn her victims into Disney characters with a hint of transgender especially if she's turning someone into minnie mouse or daisy duck or any other female disney character.
Arania
Fullmoonmaster's partner in crime, she specialises in a similar thing to him and enjoys it enormously. She can do animal or werecreature transformations as well as other creature tfs, she does this often to her victims. In her monster world form she is somewhat of a werewolf.
Lessthanhuman
He is somewhat similar to Fulgorey2k with a bit of werekatt thrown in for good measure. When it comes to doing tails and feet, he's an expert. He loves doing this sort of thing to his victims.
Draysonite
A friend of Weremoose's, he specialises in a variety of different animal transformations as well as size changes and other photomanipulations - his photomanipulations have a similar effect to Werekatt's ones.
Werekatt
Werekatt is a master of photomanipulations, in the monster world his photomanipulations have a similar to effect to the camera from the Twilight Zone episode which in turn inspired the Goosebumps story and tv episode Say Cheese and Die. Whoever he does a photomanipulation of gets turned into the creature they're made to look like.
Fullmoonmaster
When it comes to turning snooty supermodels/actress or other female characters into werewolves, werecats or she-hulk type monsters this guy is a real professional. He enjoys every moment of it, and he is frequently seen working with fellow TF expert Arania. His monster world persona is somewhat almost like Puck from Disney's Gargoyles.
Weremoose
Weremoose specialises in Disney, Dreamworks,Pixar, or other related animal or monster tfs. He also sometimes Star Wars or Ben 10 alien transformations. He likes to TF his victims both for fun and as punishment.
Luckery
Lucky specialises in all sorts of animal or creature transformations, he TFs his victims not just as punishment but also to amuse himself or his friends.
Fulgorey2k
Another master of photomanipulations, not only does he specialise in animal or creature tf he also specialises in size changes mainly shrinking. When TFs are too good for his victims he just simply shrinks them to the size of an ant or perhaps even smaller and lets them get squished.
Foxx
Similar to Luckery except she deals with Disney tf themed tfs. She likes to turn her victims into Disney characters with a hint of transgender especially if she's turning someone into minnie mouse or daisy duck or any other female disney character.
Arania
Fullmoonmaster's partner in crime, she specialises in a similar thing to him and enjoys it enormously. She can do animal or werecreature transformations as well as other creature tfs, she does this often to her victims. In her monster world form she is somewhat of a werewolf.
Lessthanhuman
He is somewhat similar to Fulgorey2k with a bit of werekatt thrown in for good measure. When it comes to doing tails and feet, he's an expert. He loves doing this sort of thing to his victims.
Draysonite
A friend of Weremoose's, he specialises in a variety of different animal transformations as well as size changes and other photomanipulations - his photomanipulations have a similar effect to Werekatt's ones.
New monster persona
I'd like to inform you all that as of now i am no longer a werejohncandy but a weregrinch instead, the reason is because a weregrinch is so much more badass.
Plus nobody would ever make fun of me for being one of these. In fact people are afraid of them. Which makes it even better.
My blogger avatar is more grinchified now since it's a picture of Jim Carrey in mid metamorphosis into his weregrinch form.
While my weregrinch form may seem vicious and savage, he wouldn't hurt you or any of my other friends.
Plus nobody would ever make fun of me for being one of these. In fact people are afraid of them. Which makes it even better.
My blogger avatar is more grinchified now since it's a picture of Jim Carrey in mid metamorphosis into his weregrinch form.
While my weregrinch form may seem vicious and savage, he wouldn't hurt you or any of my other friends.
Grinch man
I've decided to change my monster persona from a werejohncandy to a weregrinch. The reason why is that the weregrinch is simply more badass and besides no one would dare to pick on a weregrinch.
Besides being a werejc was way too calm i needed more chaos and insanity. So the weregrinch is a more fitting choice for me.
Plus i've always been a jim carrey fan at heart
Besides being a werejc was way too calm i needed more chaos and insanity. So the weregrinch is a more fitting choice for me.
Plus i've always been a jim carrey fan at heart
Thursday 6 May 2010
Monster in the closet
Greetings monster lovers, Nathan F here. Everything is going great here.
And do not worry i will not give up my monster stuff, because much like fellow monster lover Blackbluedawg I do love the concept of a monster living in someone's closet.
How many of you believed that there was a monster in your closet when you were younger?
I certainly did and still do - in fact I have a whole gang of them in there and even though they fight a lot and sometimes do things that get me in trouble I still love them. Except for Scare Bear though, and that's because he frightens me.
Like I said before there is absolutely nothing wrong with believing in monsters or that you are one yourself.
Monsters, ghosts and the paranormal have facinated people for centuries. And it still continues to facinate and captivate people today.
Sometimes just for fun I watch really bad b-grade horror/sci fi films like the ones on MST3K and laugh at how silly they are - even though they are actually rather fun to watch.
I will not let anything stop me from making my monster magic.
And much like my friend Marionut247 I love the show Beetleborgs, in fact I watched it all the time when it was on Fox Kids. I especially loved the antics of those wacky house monsters - of course Flabber is my favourite.
I also sometimes watch the dvds of Tales From The Crypt which was one of the gifts I got from a friend - mainly season 1-7. My favourite season 7 episode is the one with Eddie Izzard in it - that and I love the Third Pig - that little animated one is pure gold. Poor Dudley is the only smart one in the lot while Drinky and Smokey are idiots.
And do not worry i will not give up my monster stuff, because much like fellow monster lover Blackbluedawg I do love the concept of a monster living in someone's closet.
How many of you believed that there was a monster in your closet when you were younger?
I certainly did and still do - in fact I have a whole gang of them in there and even though they fight a lot and sometimes do things that get me in trouble I still love them. Except for Scare Bear though, and that's because he frightens me.
Like I said before there is absolutely nothing wrong with believing in monsters or that you are one yourself.
Monsters, ghosts and the paranormal have facinated people for centuries. And it still continues to facinate and captivate people today.
Sometimes just for fun I watch really bad b-grade horror/sci fi films like the ones on MST3K and laugh at how silly they are - even though they are actually rather fun to watch.
I will not let anything stop me from making my monster magic.
And much like my friend Marionut247 I love the show Beetleborgs, in fact I watched it all the time when it was on Fox Kids. I especially loved the antics of those wacky house monsters - of course Flabber is my favourite.
I also sometimes watch the dvds of Tales From The Crypt which was one of the gifts I got from a friend - mainly season 1-7. My favourite season 7 episode is the one with Eddie Izzard in it - that and I love the Third Pig - that little animated one is pure gold. Poor Dudley is the only smart one in the lot while Drinky and Smokey are idiots.
Wednesday 5 May 2010
Clones
My recent arch nemesis Habermann thinks it is a good idea to mess with my head by creating several bizzaro alternate universe clones of me including one who thinks he's a dog and one who apparently is some sort of Simpsons character.
Don't listen to Habermann or any of the false versions of me, I am the real Nathan Forester NOT them.
Habermann obviously created them in order to distract me so i wouldn't find out what his evil plan is.
But I see through his disguise, he cannot fool me.
Don't listen to Habermann or any of the false versions of me, I am the real Nathan Forester NOT them.
Habermann obviously created them in order to distract me so i wouldn't find out what his evil plan is.
But I see through his disguise, he cannot fool me.
My house monster OC
I'd like to tell you about my Hillhurst house monster character.
Growler (human name: Nathan Talbut) is a weregrinch who sometimes resides at Hillhurst Mansion or in the closet.
In his human form he is a 38 year old man about 5'7 with long straight brown hair, brown eyes and a goatee. he wears a black shirt with dark red stripes and jeans to match them as well as a pair of black shoes. He doesn't wear the shoes in weregrinch form because they always burst when he transforms.
He is very mysterious and intelligent but also quite naive and is quite shy. In his weregrinch form he is rather wild and savage.
In his weregrinch form he looks like the grinch from the movie version of How The Grinch Stole Christmas except he doesn't have the termite infested grin or sean connery accent - he's covered in green fur, has sharp black clawed fingernails and toenails, long wild hair, fangs, a black nose and a rather grinch-like muzzle as well as glowing yellowish eyes, bushy eyebrows and pointy ears. He also still is able to retain his humanity and intelligence when in grinch form although he has a deeper more menacing slightly demonic sounding voice as well.
The story of how he became who he is starts off with him on a trip to Universal Studios and getting bitten on the left arm by Jim Carrey who is the original weregrinch. Flabber offered to cure him but he declined - saying that he likes the idea of being a grinch especially a weregrinch. Especially seeing as his weregrinch form has very keen senses and a variety of grinch-like powers including enhanced speed and stealth and also super strength (in both his human form and his weregrinch form he is even stronger than Frankenbeans and is considered to be even stronger than Jo)
His transformations into a weregrinch are usually very painful and scary at first but over time he has gotten used to it - the first time he did it was involuntarily.
Sometimes his grinch-like urges get the best of him such as when he aquires a taste for garbage which is a common thing grinches eat. One of the running jokes is that he constantly fights with Wolfie. He lives up in the guest bedroom at Hillhurst which he has converted into his own grinch lair.
Much like Jim Carrey the original weregrinch he can turn other people into one of his kind by either scratching them or biting them.
He is mainly carnivorous but if his grinch-like urges get the best of him he'll treat himself to some garbage.
He loves movies, art and comics especially horror movies or anything that has Jim Carrey in it. He can often be seen reading Fangoria magazine as well as Makeup Artist Magazine and has a fine collection of issues of both.
He can shift between human and weregrinch form at will but he will transform involuntarily under the light of the full moon or around the christmas season even before or after it, he also transforms if he enters the monster realm.
His special scare tactic which he uses to frighten humans, is catching them by suprise with his stealth and cunning. He is quite fierce when in weregrinch form and it is wise not to tick him off.
He always gets the blame for trying to ruin christmas even though he didn't do it. As a result of being a weregrinch he is friends with Jim Carrey (the original weregrinch) and makeup artist Rick Baker who often visit Hillhurst or the monster realm.
I hope you like him.
Growler (human name: Nathan Talbut) is a weregrinch who sometimes resides at Hillhurst Mansion or in the closet.
In his human form he is a 38 year old man about 5'7 with long straight brown hair, brown eyes and a goatee. he wears a black shirt with dark red stripes and jeans to match them as well as a pair of black shoes. He doesn't wear the shoes in weregrinch form because they always burst when he transforms.
He is very mysterious and intelligent but also quite naive and is quite shy. In his weregrinch form he is rather wild and savage.
In his weregrinch form he looks like the grinch from the movie version of How The Grinch Stole Christmas except he doesn't have the termite infested grin or sean connery accent - he's covered in green fur, has sharp black clawed fingernails and toenails, long wild hair, fangs, a black nose and a rather grinch-like muzzle as well as glowing yellowish eyes, bushy eyebrows and pointy ears. He also still is able to retain his humanity and intelligence when in grinch form although he has a deeper more menacing slightly demonic sounding voice as well.
The story of how he became who he is starts off with him on a trip to Universal Studios and getting bitten on the left arm by Jim Carrey who is the original weregrinch. Flabber offered to cure him but he declined - saying that he likes the idea of being a grinch especially a weregrinch. Especially seeing as his weregrinch form has very keen senses and a variety of grinch-like powers including enhanced speed and stealth and also super strength (in both his human form and his weregrinch form he is even stronger than Frankenbeans and is considered to be even stronger than Jo)
His transformations into a weregrinch are usually very painful and scary at first but over time he has gotten used to it - the first time he did it was involuntarily.
Sometimes his grinch-like urges get the best of him such as when he aquires a taste for garbage which is a common thing grinches eat. One of the running jokes is that he constantly fights with Wolfie. He lives up in the guest bedroom at Hillhurst which he has converted into his own grinch lair.
Much like Jim Carrey the original weregrinch he can turn other people into one of his kind by either scratching them or biting them.
He is mainly carnivorous but if his grinch-like urges get the best of him he'll treat himself to some garbage.
He loves movies, art and comics especially horror movies or anything that has Jim Carrey in it. He can often be seen reading Fangoria magazine as well as Makeup Artist Magazine and has a fine collection of issues of both.
He can shift between human and weregrinch form at will but he will transform involuntarily under the light of the full moon or around the christmas season even before or after it, he also transforms if he enters the monster realm.
His special scare tactic which he uses to frighten humans, is catching them by suprise with his stealth and cunning. He is quite fierce when in weregrinch form and it is wise not to tick him off.
He always gets the blame for trying to ruin christmas even though he didn't do it. As a result of being a weregrinch he is friends with Jim Carrey (the original weregrinch) and makeup artist Rick Baker who often visit Hillhurst or the monster realm.
I hope you like him.
Tuesday 4 May 2010
New recruits
Here are the new recruits for the closet monster gang.
Demonica
She is a female demon who serves as the female counterpart to Sebastian, she appears in the form of a sexy intelligent smartly dressed woman.
Phantonio
A phantom of the opera like character who likes music and wears a mask on one side of his face - the other side of his face is said to be hideously deformed.
Baabella
An angel-like sheep who serves as the good counterpart to the evil Moocifer. She rewards people who are kind, polite and friendly with gold and other wordly treasures.
Toby
Named after one of my old friends, he is a shy but adorable goblin who looks a bit like Hoggle from the movie Labyrinth. His master is a Jareth-like ruler by the name of Asteroth.
Ned
He's a shapeshifting amphibianoid creature just like Newton from the show Ned's Newt, he watches a lot of tv.
Toxin
He is a symbiote much like Venom from Spiderman, he is very much a lot like Venom. He can merge with any human host of his choice, when fused with someone like Nathan - the result is somewhat similar to what happens when the symbiote is fused with Spiderman.
Monstro
Also a symbiote much like Toxin except he's insane, he is a lot like Carnage. He can also fuse with any human host he choices, when he fuses with Nathan - often results in Nathan becoming an unstoppable killing machine known as Monster M. He has a really wicked laugh and his catchphrases include..."What colour do you bleeed?" and "Die! Die! Die!"
Sampson
This beast is named after my brother, he is a lion-like creature with a voice like James Earl Jones and remarkable super speed like that of a cheetah.
Lance
He is named after my good friend on DA Lance aka Weremoose, he is a very powerful and deadly chimera with a heart.
Arty
Arty is a little spirit-like being who likes anything to do with art in general including literature, he is modelled on and based on this site's mascot Fella. And he is quite a rascal at times.
Yago
He is a wise old griffin.
Demonica
She is a female demon who serves as the female counterpart to Sebastian, she appears in the form of a sexy intelligent smartly dressed woman.
Phantonio
A phantom of the opera like character who likes music and wears a mask on one side of his face - the other side of his face is said to be hideously deformed.
Baabella
An angel-like sheep who serves as the good counterpart to the evil Moocifer. She rewards people who are kind, polite and friendly with gold and other wordly treasures.
Toby
Named after one of my old friends, he is a shy but adorable goblin who looks a bit like Hoggle from the movie Labyrinth. His master is a Jareth-like ruler by the name of Asteroth.
Ned
He's a shapeshifting amphibianoid creature just like Newton from the show Ned's Newt, he watches a lot of tv.
Toxin
He is a symbiote much like Venom from Spiderman, he is very much a lot like Venom. He can merge with any human host of his choice, when fused with someone like Nathan - the result is somewhat similar to what happens when the symbiote is fused with Spiderman.
Monstro
Also a symbiote much like Toxin except he's insane, he is a lot like Carnage. He can also fuse with any human host he choices, when he fuses with Nathan - often results in Nathan becoming an unstoppable killing machine known as Monster M. He has a really wicked laugh and his catchphrases include..."What colour do you bleeed?" and "Die! Die! Die!"
Sampson
This beast is named after my brother, he is a lion-like creature with a voice like James Earl Jones and remarkable super speed like that of a cheetah.
Lance
He is named after my good friend on DA Lance aka Weremoose, he is a very powerful and deadly chimera with a heart.
Arty
Arty is a little spirit-like being who likes anything to do with art in general including literature, he is modelled on and based on this site's mascot Fella. And he is quite a rascal at times.
Yago
He is a wise old griffin.
The reawakening
This is the first of the closet monster story series i am working on, this one is called the Reawakening and is one of the first stories to introduce my closet monster gang. I hope you all enjoy it.
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There was a time where people believed that monsters lived in their closets and that monsters in general were considered to be evil.
It was a dark time of darkness, a world of fear and the age of the Nightmares. Luckily there was a group of a monsters who dedicated their lives to fighting off the dreaded demon cow Moocifer and her cohorts. They are the Closet monster gang. They defeated Moocifer and her minions and the world was saved. Today they live in the closet of one Nathan Forester, and it is their sworn duty to protect him from the forces of darkness.
And they couldn't have picked a better time, because Moocifer and her minions have returned and the town needs our closet monster gang more than ever.
One faithful summer's eve, Nathan was in his lab doing research when he discovered upon an item he had been searching for - the sacred key to the closet, this was no ordinary key - this key allowed him to enter the world of his closet monster friends via a portal and did the same for the monsters as well.
"Ah ha! I've found it. At last, the sacred key." He murmured.
He ran into his bedroom, stood by the bedside , looked out at the window and saw that the sun was setting.
"It is almost time." He said to himself.
He walked up to the closet door, inserted the key in the lock, turned the key, and the closet door started glowing.
Nathan stood by the window as the sun set and the moon came up.
"Guys. It is time! Arise!" He exclaimed.
Tu eres cruel (monstro)
No eres fiel (monstro)
Hijo del mal (monstro)
Un ser fatal (monstro)
Tu corazon (monstro)
Es un ladron (monstro)
The first monster to arrise was Presto the phasm, as a purple beam of light materialised next to Nathan.
"Presto! So good to see ya!" He said.
"It's good to see you too Nathan. You haven't changed a bit." Presto responded.
The next to arrise was Ted as his clawed glove slashed a hole in the top of the bed and he jumped right through it.
"Ah Nate. What's up?" Ted exclaimed.
"You look great, Ted." He replied.
Jasey was the next to arrise as a sound effect much like the one from the Friday the 13th films echoed through the room, he jumped in through one of the windows and shook Nathan's hand - being a monster of few words, Jasey rarely ever spoke - he liked to move silent in the dead of night.
"Hi there Jasey. Good to see you." He greeted Jasey.
The next one to arrise was Bunyip as he leaped out of a pile of plush toys.
"Ah Master Forester, it is so good to say again." Bunyip cooed.
Grincherella was next to arrise as she slinked out from out of the shadows.
"Yeees! Finally i'm free!" She hissed.
"Ah Grincherella, it is so nice to see you again. You look lovely." He responded.
Mitchell was next to arrise as the image on the This Is It poster came to life and started dancing. He then jumped out of the poster and floated in mid air for a brief second before walking up to him.
"Hi Nathan, it's me Mitchell. It's so nice to see you again." Mitchell cooed in his usual Michael Jackson-like manner.
"Hello Mitchell, I sure missed you." He responded.
Next to arrise were Zombo and Sarah as both of them crawled right of their graveyard beds.
"Ah. There is nothing like a good days sleep I tell ya." Zombo said. "Oh hi Nate ol buddy, it's great to see you again."
"Yes it is." Sarah added.
"It's nice to see you guys again too." He responded.
Jeff was the next to arrise as he flew around in the air for a while then landed down on the ground.
"Hi Nate. How are you doing?" Jeff asked.
"I'm doing great, thanks for asking Jeff." He replied.
The next to arrise was Jack the werewolf as he slashed a hole through the door with his claws..
"Heeeeere's Jack!" Jack the werewolf shouted.
"Ah Jack my wolfman, it's great to see you again." He responded.
The next to arrise was Cleo as she opened up the door of her tomb.
"Hello there Nathan. So nice to see you once again." Cleo cooed.
"Well hello Cleo. You know for a 5 thousand year old egyptian mummy you look beautiful." He complimented.
"Aaaw, thank you." Cleo responded.
The next to arrise was Scare Bear as he leaped out of the same pile of plush toys that Bunyip lept out of.
"Ha ha ha haha! Fear the dreaded cuddly monstrosity that is me...Scare Bear!" Scare Bear growled. "Oh hello Nathan."
"Hello Scare Bear, my you're looking unusually cute tonight." He responded.
"Careful what you say, if you call me cute one more time I might have to kill you." Scare Bear quipped.
The next to arrise was Edgar as a drawing from one of Timothy's books came to life, slid off the page and materialised in front of him.
"Hello there Nathan. It is so nice to see you again. So where's the party?" Edgar exclaimed.
"Hi Edgar, nice to see you again. And the party is just starting." He responded.
"A party? You wouldn't start the party without me would you?" A voice quipped.
That voice belonged to none other than Bruce who was the next to arrise as smoke, lasers and other pyrotechnics began to fill the room, and superheroic music was heard in the background as the sound of a lightning flash of justice crackled outside, the Bruce Campbell statue started to crack apart as he burst out of it and stretched his chainsaw arm.
"Yes! I'm awake again. And it's about damm time." Bruce quipped. "Hi there Nathan. You're looking great."
"Brucey. It's always great to see you again. And you're looking mighty handsome yourself." He responded.
And finally the last to arrise was Sebastian as a firey circle appeared in the middle of floor, he rose out of the firey circle and shook some dust off his shoulders.
"Ah hello again Nathan. So nice to finally see again. To what do I owe this pleasure?" Sebastian cooed.
"Heello there Sebastian. I have summoned you all for an very important assignment." He responded.
"Well whatever it is...lay it on us." Bruce quipped.
"Moocifer and her minions have come back and this town needs you guys more than ever. I love each every one of you with all my heart. And I trust in you all. I believe that you can do it. I trust in you. So what do you say?" He explained.
"I say we accept." Cleo replied.
"This town needs monsters like us." Ted added.
"And as long as we work together as a team, Moocifer won't stand a chance against us. Teamwork and cooperation are vital you know." Bunyip responded.
"Hell yeah." Bruce quipped.
"Yes, we will be a great unstoppable team." Presto responded.
"Then it's settled. We'll do it. We'll clean up this town one night at a time." Zombo exclaimed.
"Good. For a thousand years we have been locked in your closet, but you unlocked the door with the sacred key and we are all free again.." Edgar added.
"Yes, thank you Nathan." Sarah responded.
"Aaaaw, you're welcome." He replied.
And so Nathan and his closet monster companions all now free and reunited as a gang went outside and up onto the roof of his house.
"On the count of 1, 2, 3..." He instructed. "Presto, if you would do the honours.."
"I'd be glad to. We are defenders of the night, we are closet monsters!" Presto announced in his best Keith David impression.
Nathan and his closet monster gang stood ontop of the roof and struck some of their best poses as they looked onward into the night.
"That was great guys. You are the best monster friends a guy could ever have." He told them.
"You really mean that? Thanks." Zombo responded.
"We...are..closet monsters!" All of them chanted as they put their hands together.
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There was a time where people believed that monsters lived in their closets and that monsters in general were considered to be evil.
It was a dark time of darkness, a world of fear and the age of the Nightmares. Luckily there was a group of a monsters who dedicated their lives to fighting off the dreaded demon cow Moocifer and her cohorts. They are the Closet monster gang. They defeated Moocifer and her minions and the world was saved. Today they live in the closet of one Nathan Forester, and it is their sworn duty to protect him from the forces of darkness.
And they couldn't have picked a better time, because Moocifer and her minions have returned and the town needs our closet monster gang more than ever.
One faithful summer's eve, Nathan was in his lab doing research when he discovered upon an item he had been searching for - the sacred key to the closet, this was no ordinary key - this key allowed him to enter the world of his closet monster friends via a portal and did the same for the monsters as well.
"Ah ha! I've found it. At last, the sacred key." He murmured.
He ran into his bedroom, stood by the bedside , looked out at the window and saw that the sun was setting.
"It is almost time." He said to himself.
He walked up to the closet door, inserted the key in the lock, turned the key, and the closet door started glowing.
Nathan stood by the window as the sun set and the moon came up.
"Guys. It is time! Arise!" He exclaimed.
Tu eres cruel (monstro)
No eres fiel (monstro)
Hijo del mal (monstro)
Un ser fatal (monstro)
Tu corazon (monstro)
Es un ladron (monstro)
The first monster to arrise was Presto the phasm, as a purple beam of light materialised next to Nathan.
"Presto! So good to see ya!" He said.
"It's good to see you too Nathan. You haven't changed a bit." Presto responded.
The next to arrise was Ted as his clawed glove slashed a hole in the top of the bed and he jumped right through it.
"Ah Nate. What's up?" Ted exclaimed.
"You look great, Ted." He replied.
Jasey was the next to arrise as a sound effect much like the one from the Friday the 13th films echoed through the room, he jumped in through one of the windows and shook Nathan's hand - being a monster of few words, Jasey rarely ever spoke - he liked to move silent in the dead of night.
"Hi there Jasey. Good to see you." He greeted Jasey.
The next one to arrise was Bunyip as he leaped out of a pile of plush toys.
"Ah Master Forester, it is so good to say again." Bunyip cooed.
Grincherella was next to arrise as she slinked out from out of the shadows.
"Yeees! Finally i'm free!" She hissed.
"Ah Grincherella, it is so nice to see you again. You look lovely." He responded.
Mitchell was next to arrise as the image on the This Is It poster came to life and started dancing. He then jumped out of the poster and floated in mid air for a brief second before walking up to him.
"Hi Nathan, it's me Mitchell. It's so nice to see you again." Mitchell cooed in his usual Michael Jackson-like manner.
"Hello Mitchell, I sure missed you." He responded.
Next to arrise were Zombo and Sarah as both of them crawled right of their graveyard beds.
"Ah. There is nothing like a good days sleep I tell ya." Zombo said. "Oh hi Nate ol buddy, it's great to see you again."
"Yes it is." Sarah added.
"It's nice to see you guys again too." He responded.
Jeff was the next to arrise as he flew around in the air for a while then landed down on the ground.
"Hi Nate. How are you doing?" Jeff asked.
"I'm doing great, thanks for asking Jeff." He replied.
The next to arrise was Jack the werewolf as he slashed a hole through the door with his claws..
"Heeeeere's Jack!" Jack the werewolf shouted.
"Ah Jack my wolfman, it's great to see you again." He responded.
The next to arrise was Cleo as she opened up the door of her tomb.
"Hello there Nathan. So nice to see you once again." Cleo cooed.
"Well hello Cleo. You know for a 5 thousand year old egyptian mummy you look beautiful." He complimented.
"Aaaw, thank you." Cleo responded.
The next to arrise was Scare Bear as he leaped out of the same pile of plush toys that Bunyip lept out of.
"Ha ha ha haha! Fear the dreaded cuddly monstrosity that is me...Scare Bear!" Scare Bear growled. "Oh hello Nathan."
"Hello Scare Bear, my you're looking unusually cute tonight." He responded.
"Careful what you say, if you call me cute one more time I might have to kill you." Scare Bear quipped.
The next to arrise was Edgar as a drawing from one of Timothy's books came to life, slid off the page and materialised in front of him.
"Hello there Nathan. It is so nice to see you again. So where's the party?" Edgar exclaimed.
"Hi Edgar, nice to see you again. And the party is just starting." He responded.
"A party? You wouldn't start the party without me would you?" A voice quipped.
That voice belonged to none other than Bruce who was the next to arrise as smoke, lasers and other pyrotechnics began to fill the room, and superheroic music was heard in the background as the sound of a lightning flash of justice crackled outside, the Bruce Campbell statue started to crack apart as he burst out of it and stretched his chainsaw arm.
"Yes! I'm awake again. And it's about damm time." Bruce quipped. "Hi there Nathan. You're looking great."
"Brucey. It's always great to see you again. And you're looking mighty handsome yourself." He responded.
And finally the last to arrise was Sebastian as a firey circle appeared in the middle of floor, he rose out of the firey circle and shook some dust off his shoulders.
"Ah hello again Nathan. So nice to finally see again. To what do I owe this pleasure?" Sebastian cooed.
"Heello there Sebastian. I have summoned you all for an very important assignment." He responded.
"Well whatever it is...lay it on us." Bruce quipped.
"Moocifer and her minions have come back and this town needs you guys more than ever. I love each every one of you with all my heart. And I trust in you all. I believe that you can do it. I trust in you. So what do you say?" He explained.
"I say we accept." Cleo replied.
"This town needs monsters like us." Ted added.
"And as long as we work together as a team, Moocifer won't stand a chance against us. Teamwork and cooperation are vital you know." Bunyip responded.
"Hell yeah." Bruce quipped.
"Yes, we will be a great unstoppable team." Presto responded.
"Then it's settled. We'll do it. We'll clean up this town one night at a time." Zombo exclaimed.
"Good. For a thousand years we have been locked in your closet, but you unlocked the door with the sacred key and we are all free again.." Edgar added.
"Yes, thank you Nathan." Sarah responded.
"Aaaaw, you're welcome." He replied.
And so Nathan and his closet monster companions all now free and reunited as a gang went outside and up onto the roof of his house.
"On the count of 1, 2, 3..." He instructed. "Presto, if you would do the honours.."
"I'd be glad to. We are defenders of the night, we are closet monsters!" Presto announced in his best Keith David impression.
Nathan and his closet monster gang stood ontop of the roof and struck some of their best poses as they looked onward into the night.
"That was great guys. You are the best monster friends a guy could ever have." He told them.
"You really mean that? Thanks." Zombo responded.
"We...are..closet monsters!" All of them chanted as they put their hands together.
Closet monsters
Now you may not know this but there is a gang of monsters in my closet, they are the closet monster gang and i'd like to take the time to introduce them to you.
Presto
Presto is a dark blue skinned phasm with brown hair and a goatee, he has magical powers and is the one in charge of the closet monster gang.
Ted
Ted is a Freddy Krueger-like character who likes to scare his victims in their dreams. He often wears a fedora hat, a striped sweater, and a clawed glove. He has a twisted sense of humour. He and Jasey often act like rivals but in actuality are best friends.
Grincherella
A female grinch with the ability to switch between her human and grinch forms at will. She is a lot like Demona from Gargoyles in terms of personality. In human form she resembles Carmen Electra, and in grinch form she kind of looks like that too except for the green fur, glowing yellow eyes, small fangs, sharp black claws and wild black hair. Her eyes often glow an eerie yellowish colour when she's mad. She's also able to turn humans into grinch-like creatures by scratching them with her claws.
Scare Bear
A possessed teddy bear. He may seem cute on the ouside but on the inside he's a cold blooded killer. He often carries around a butcher knife. He is yellow and brown, wears a blue t shirt and shorts, and a cap. He has sharp claws and fangs and tries to kill/maim anything that gets in his way. He is a homage to Chucky from Child's Play.
Zombo
A wise cracking zombie who is always falling apart and resembles Griffin Dune in American Werewolf In London. He first met his future girlfriend Sarah at a screening of Dawn Of The Dead at the local graveyard drive-in.
Bunyip
A big blue super strong koala who is rather intelligent and has a faux British accent. He is very intelligent and likes drinking tea, playing chess, he is also a fan of Blackadder, Monty Python, and especially Whose Line Is It Anyway. He is also a fan of comedian Eddie Izzard.
Mitchell
A fellow spellcaster , he is a lot like Michael Jackson as the Maestro in Ghosts even resembles him, he has a number of supernatural powers including the ability to possess people by flying into them, he is often seen with an army of ghosts from the past. He can also turn into the Superghoul from the video - he can also possess people and turn them into a creature like that one as well.
Jasey
Jasey is a Jason voorhees-like character who wears a hockey mask. His favourite place to scare people is at a campsite. He doesn't talk much, and sometimes fights with Ted. In actuality he and Ted are best friends.
Jeff
Named after actor Jeff Goldblum, Jeff is a human/fly hybrid much like Brundlefly except he's much better looking and he has wings. He is kind of shy but loves comics especially Spiderman. He is a good friend of Sam Raimi and Stan Lee, despite his size he is actually super strong.
Edgar
Edgar was born in Halloweentown. He is a tim burtonesque creature, but in human form he kind of resembles Johnny Depp. He is quite mysterious and shy. Often plays poker with Beetlejuice and Jack Skellington. He is often seen playing Rock, Paper, Scissors with Edward Scissorhands but sometimes loses. His tim burtonesque creature form is rarely seen but it is said to be quite menaci
Jack
Named after Jack Nicholson, Jack is a werewolf just like Wolfie except he's more than a little insane. His mannerisms are also partially based on Jack Nicholson's including his accent and smile. His human form resembles Jack Torrance from The Shining and he has two different werewolf forms, one is an American Werewolf style werewolf and the other is similar to Jack Nicholson in the movie Wolf.
Bruce
The only member of the group who isn't a monster, he is second in command. He resembles the character Ash from the Evil Dead films and has his mannerisms too. Bruce has a chainsaw where his left arm should be although sometimes he has a mechanical hand and his trademark weapon is a 12 gauge remmington shotgun which he refers to as his "boomstick". He has god-like powers and is a demigod.
Sarah
She's a lot like the Corpse Bride, she later becomes Zombo's girlfriend. She's very elegant and polite. She and Zombo first met at a screening of Dawn Of The Dead.
Cleo
An egpytian mummy who is also royalty. She is a fashion expert and also quite smart and a good singer.
Sebastian
Sebastian is a devilishly charming demon who appears in the form of a handsome well dressed gentleman. He is very witty and quite intelligent. He is also an attourney. Sebastian is good at making deals and he knows how to close them too.
Don't be afraid, for the most part they are all friendly except for Scare Bear.
Presto
Presto is a dark blue skinned phasm with brown hair and a goatee, he has magical powers and is the one in charge of the closet monster gang.
Ted
Ted is a Freddy Krueger-like character who likes to scare his victims in their dreams. He often wears a fedora hat, a striped sweater, and a clawed glove. He has a twisted sense of humour. He and Jasey often act like rivals but in actuality are best friends.
Grincherella
A female grinch with the ability to switch between her human and grinch forms at will. She is a lot like Demona from Gargoyles in terms of personality. In human form she resembles Carmen Electra, and in grinch form she kind of looks like that too except for the green fur, glowing yellow eyes, small fangs, sharp black claws and wild black hair. Her eyes often glow an eerie yellowish colour when she's mad. She's also able to turn humans into grinch-like creatures by scratching them with her claws.
Scare Bear
A possessed teddy bear. He may seem cute on the ouside but on the inside he's a cold blooded killer. He often carries around a butcher knife. He is yellow and brown, wears a blue t shirt and shorts, and a cap. He has sharp claws and fangs and tries to kill/maim anything that gets in his way. He is a homage to Chucky from Child's Play.
Zombo
A wise cracking zombie who is always falling apart and resembles Griffin Dune in American Werewolf In London. He first met his future girlfriend Sarah at a screening of Dawn Of The Dead at the local graveyard drive-in.
Bunyip
A big blue super strong koala who is rather intelligent and has a faux British accent. He is very intelligent and likes drinking tea, playing chess, he is also a fan of Blackadder, Monty Python, and especially Whose Line Is It Anyway. He is also a fan of comedian Eddie Izzard.
Mitchell
A fellow spellcaster , he is a lot like Michael Jackson as the Maestro in Ghosts even resembles him, he has a number of supernatural powers including the ability to possess people by flying into them, he is often seen with an army of ghosts from the past. He can also turn into the Superghoul from the video - he can also possess people and turn them into a creature like that one as well.
Jasey
Jasey is a Jason voorhees-like character who wears a hockey mask. His favourite place to scare people is at a campsite. He doesn't talk much, and sometimes fights with Ted. In actuality he and Ted are best friends.
Jeff
Named after actor Jeff Goldblum, Jeff is a human/fly hybrid much like Brundlefly except he's much better looking and he has wings. He is kind of shy but loves comics especially Spiderman. He is a good friend of Sam Raimi and Stan Lee, despite his size he is actually super strong.
Edgar
Edgar was born in Halloweentown. He is a tim burtonesque creature, but in human form he kind of resembles Johnny Depp. He is quite mysterious and shy. Often plays poker with Beetlejuice and Jack Skellington. He is often seen playing Rock, Paper, Scissors with Edward Scissorhands but sometimes loses. His tim burtonesque creature form is rarely seen but it is said to be quite menaci
Jack
Named after Jack Nicholson, Jack is a werewolf just like Wolfie except he's more than a little insane. His mannerisms are also partially based on Jack Nicholson's including his accent and smile. His human form resembles Jack Torrance from The Shining and he has two different werewolf forms, one is an American Werewolf style werewolf and the other is similar to Jack Nicholson in the movie Wolf.
Bruce
The only member of the group who isn't a monster, he is second in command. He resembles the character Ash from the Evil Dead films and has his mannerisms too. Bruce has a chainsaw where his left arm should be although sometimes he has a mechanical hand and his trademark weapon is a 12 gauge remmington shotgun which he refers to as his "boomstick". He has god-like powers and is a demigod.
Sarah
She's a lot like the Corpse Bride, she later becomes Zombo's girlfriend. She's very elegant and polite. She and Zombo first met at a screening of Dawn Of The Dead.
Cleo
An egpytian mummy who is also royalty. She is a fashion expert and also quite smart and a good singer.
Sebastian
Sebastian is a devilishly charming demon who appears in the form of a handsome well dressed gentleman. He is very witty and quite intelligent. He is also an attourney. Sebastian is good at making deals and he knows how to close them too.
Don't be afraid, for the most part they are all friendly except for Scare Bear.
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