Suspicious Activity

I'm using this other computer to update my blog because the one I usually use won't let me access the sign in page for some reason. And also it's been frequently acting up because of something called the Windows Protection Suite it's a piece of spyware that pretends to be an anti virus program and it has the ever so ann0ying habbit of popping up when it's not wanted. It makes this really freaky sound that sounds like a pig squealing in pain. I managed to find a few ways to get past it through. I have no idea how it got there but I can probably find out.

I have a long list of suspects who might have something to do with it. Note that none of the people on Amiright are on it and that's because I know Chucky G and all the others are innocent well except for EmiLoca and that's because she's kind of a Stalker With A Crush, I think it may be my so called rival on that site who calls himself Dr Lose It- I thought there was something very suspicious about him. I know Andria is innocent and her husband seems like a nice person, so it must be either Dr Madness or Airdna.

I'll get to the bottom of this somehow.

Windows Protection Suite

My other computer has some spyware program called Windows Protection Suite it pretends to be one of those anti virus things and makes that really awful pig squeal.

Suspects:

• Dr Madness
  
• Airdna
  
• Takkuneg and her minions over at Blues Brothers Central
  
• TrudiRose and her minions over at the Bittersweet and Strange Forum. After all, she and her cronies didn't believe me when I told them that I played Gaston in the company production of Beauty And The Beast, they also kept demanding photographic evidence and kept badgering me with questions and TrudiRose kept accusing me of being a liar. It was like I'm Michael Jackson and they were the papparazi.
  
• Chumsley's evil counterpart Boris the werejohncandy with the monobrow and the russian accent.
  
• A hostile alien race bent on taking over the universe
  
• My brother's ex girlfriends
  
• Tazmin Burville
  
• That rude guy who once heckled Chinstar.
  
• Alec Baldwin and those evil geniuses at Hulu

What makes Doizee great

Many people love our tv series the Doizee Club. One fan in particular is our friend Andria. She really likes the tv show and the movies because they're not like most kiddie shows. So we're going to tell you all including her- why the Doizee Club is big in terms of popularity.

• The problem with most kiddie shows today is that they insult the viewer's iq or attention span. . Blues Clues was as dumb as it gets and that moron of a host Steve didn't help at all (the only time we ever did watch was when Joe was the host and that's because he looked a bit like Jim Carrey in the Truman Show) and Sesame Street lost it's touch way after Jim Henson died. The Doizee Club on the other hand doesn't, and the show actually IS educational and does teach children something- in fact it teaches them many things- and Doizee is quite a good teacher.
  
• Most kiddie shows tend to have stupid musical numbers in them- okay so the Backyardigans are pretty cute and Lazytown has it's charms but most of the kiddie shows we know of have these stupid musical numbers in them. The Doizee Club on the other hand doesn't and the music for the most half is an original score. Doizee is actually quite a good singer despite being a puppet ladybug. In fact she invented the Silly Doizee Dance.
  
• The characters in most kiddie shows aren't entertaining enough with the acception of Robbie Rotten from Lazytown and maybe ALL of the Backyardigans. The characters in the Doizee Club are very entertaining on the other hand especially Doizee. Even though she can't speak any English and mainly commuincates by squealing, skealing, giggling and making silly noises and no one understands what she says- she ALWAYS manages to get the message across. She's also a very good performer. Unlike her competition over in New Zealand who is a bee named Bumble (he lives in Kiwifruit Valley)- Doizee is both entertaining and appealing to all ages.
  
• Finally, another problem with most kiddie shows today is that they go stale after more than a few years of being on the air and the writers run out of ideas. The Doizee Club on the other hand doesn't, we keep the show fresh by adding new storylines and characters in each episode. And the best part is that none of the new characters we add in NEVER end up becoming annoying after a while.

Doizee Club stuff

Love the Doizee Club? Then check out the Doizee Club merchandice available in a store near you:

Toys:

Electronic Singing Doizee- press the button on Doizee's wings and she sings over 20 different silly songs. You can sing along with her.

Magic Makeover Doizee (Doizee Club In The Big City)- Help Doizee look fabulous by giving her a magic makeover.

Doizee gift set- This gift set includes plush toys of Doizee and her children- they sing and tell stories.

Silly Squealin Doizee- Can you understand what Doizee says? Find out with the all new Silly Squealin Doizee, just squeeze her tummy and she makes all sorts of silly sounds.

Princess Doizee (Doizee Club Fairy Tale Quest)- Doizee is all ready for the ball in this fabulous preincess ensemble. She comes with a music box that plays music she can dance to.

Egyptian Dancer Doizee (Doizee Club Egyptian Adventure) - Get ready to walk like an egyptian with Egyptian Dancer Doizee, with a flick of a switch she can dance like no other and she can also teach you new dance steps.

Archelogist Doizee (Doizee Club Dino Hunt) - Doizee's ready to go digging for dinosaurs in this archelogist ensemble. She comes with various tools needed for uncovering fosils. She can also tell you interesting facts.

Space Captain Doizee (Doizee Club Goes To Mars)- Travel around the galaxy with Doizee and her friends with Space Captain Doizee. She's wearing a spacesuit and can hover in mid air.

Snow Mistress Doizee (Doizee Club And The Ice Village)- Doizee is a very cool looking ice queen. She floats in mid air and has an ice cream maker that can be used to make ice cream.

• Dream Enchantress Doizee (Doizee Club In Dreamworld)- Doizee will have you spellbound in this enchantress ensemble- she floats in mid air, lights up and even comes with a cute little spellbook.

• Explorer Doizee (Doizee Club Safari)- travel to far away places with Explorer Doizee. She comes with various cool accessories and can tell you interesting facts.

• Godess Doizee (Doizee Club Jungle Journey) - Say hello to Doizee Almighty. Godess Doizee looks fantastic in her gold and red godess outfit, she floats in mid air and she sings too.

• Sea Maid Doizee (Doizee Club Pirate Adventure) - Doizee looks enchanting in her mermaid ensemble. Sea Maid Doizee can really swim and she can sing and tell stories too. You can also turn her mermaid tail into a pair of legs so she can walk on land.

• Chef Doizee - Someone's in the kitchen with Doizee. Doizee is ready to cook up a storm in the kitchen with her various cooking utensils and other useful toys. She sings, dances and comes with play food that is actually edible.

DVDs:

• Doizee Club Anthology box set (The Doizee Club, Doizee Club Goes To Mars, Doizee Club Safari, Doizee Club Pirate Adventure, Doizee Club Jungle Journey, Doizee Club Fairy Tale Quest, Doizee Club Dino Hunt, Doizee Club and the Ice Village and Doizee Club in Dreamworld) - own this great set on dvd or bluray, packed full of bonus footage and a lot of other awesome suprises.
• Doizee Club series 1 - own season 1 of the Doizee Club on dvd, it's packed full of special features including bonus episodes you haven't seen before.
• Doizee Club series 2 - own the second season of the doizee club on dvd, full of amazing bonus material including some episodes you haven't seen before.
• Doizee Club series 3 - own the third season of the doizee club on dvd, it's got tons of amazing bonus material, new episodes you haven't seen before, and lots of fun and games.
• Doizee Club In The Big City (out now)- own Doizee's latest adventure on dvd or bluray. Features our friend Sam Leno making a guest appearance as Elvis Presley. Look for him during the rock and roll cafe scene.

Books:

• Doizee Club Story Collection- this collection of Doizee Club storybooks are wonderful illustrated and are very fun to read.
• Doizee's Diary - Doizee tells the readers all about her favourite things in this darling book.
• Welcome To The Club - you too can learn to be a Doizee Club Scout with this handy guide, has all sorts of useful tidbits including a personality test to determine what kind of Doizee Scout you are.
• Doizee Club Essential Guide - learn all about Doizee and her friends in this book. Also comes with a pullout Diagram of her clubhouse.
• Friendship Day - Come and celebrate Friendship Day with Doizee and her family and her friends in this charming tale.
• Making Of The Doizee Club - find out all about the making of the tv show and the movies with the making of the doizee club book.
• Doizee Club Encylopedia- same as the Essential Guide except bigger and full of even more useful information about Doizee and her friends.

Games:

• Doizee Club Goes To Mars (Mega console game) - in this game you get to pilot spaceships, meet some new alien friends, build a robot and so much more. You get to play as Doizee and her children in this game.
• Doizee Club Safari (PC game) - This fun game is just like Zoo Tycoon, run your own safari with Doizee, you get a wide selection of animals even mythical ones.
• Doizee Club Fairy Tale Quest (PS2 game) - travel to a far away fairy tale kingdom with Doizee, in this game you get to do a variety of magical things.
• Doizee Club In Dreamworld (Mega console game) - travel to the land of dreams with Doizee but look for the nightmares.
• Doizee Racers (Ps2 game)- race along with Doizee and her friends with Doizee racers.

Special kits:

• Doizee Club Beauty Kit - look fabulous with this amazing official beauty kit from Doizee herself.
• Doizee Club Rescue Kit- help out friends in need with the rescue kit.
• Doizee Club Clubhouse Model kit - design your own clubhouse with the clubhouse making kit.
• Doizee Club Magicians Kit - become a master magician with the magician's kit.
• Doizee Club Doll Making Kit- make your own Doizee dolls with the dollmaking kit.

• Doizee Club Clubhouse - build a replica of Doizee's own clubhouse with this exciting kit.

Bloody Roar movie

The Bloody Roar movie is cinemas now and is the third movie of ours based on a video game. It's a martial arts film like no other- the characters in it can all change into animal forms.

Characters:

• Long (me) - Long is a martial arts teacher who can turn into a tiger.
• Shenlong (Dr Madness) - Shenlong is his evil clone, he can also become a tiger.
• Yugo (my brother) - Yugo is a boxer who can become a wolf.
• Jenny (Natalia) - Jenny is a fashion model/spy who can turn into a bat.
• Stun (Trolse) - Stun is a scientist who can turn into an insect.
• Shina (Andria) - Shina is a soldier who can become a leopard
• Uriko (Tazmin Burville) - Uriko is a student who can become a cat girl.
• Gado (Sam Leno) - Gado is an ex soldier who can become a lion.
• Alice (Sarah)- Alice is a peace core volunteer who can turn into a rabbit.
• Xion (Tyrone DeSoto) - Xion is an intelligent millionaire type who can turn into a metalic bug-like creature called an unborn.
• Busuzima (Darwin Chance)- Busuzima is a scientist who can become a chameleon.
• Ganesha (Master Of Oz) - Ganesha is a heavyset bodyguard to Prince Cronos, he can turn into an elephant.
• Cronos (Johnny) - Cronos is a prince who can turn into a penguin and a phoenix.
• Uranus (Kirsty Burville) - Uranus is a super powerful ice queen type who can turn into a chimera.
• Bakuryu (Joshua Loius Belushi)- Bakyru is a ninja who can become a mole.
• Kohru (Roc Hemmerson) - same except he can become a robot mole.

The movie's creature effects are done by Roc Hemmerson who also plays Kohru. The movie has 80's style music in it as well as a variety of interesting settings and characters. The transformations are very cleverly done and you'll be glad to know that there's no cgi involved.

Go see this movie now, it's a martial arts film like no other.

Doizee's Special Day

Today is a very special day. And do you know why? It's Doizee's birthday. And to celebrate we'll be airing a Doizee Club marathon kicking off with all new episodes of the Doizee Club and at 5:45 pm we will be showing a brand new Doizee Club tv special.

There's also going to be a big party at her clubhouse and everyone is invited.

We're in the middle of selecting some presents to give her.

Fanfics

Here are some new fanfics we've been working on:

• Mark Of The Weregrinch

This is a Batman one in which the caped crusader does battle with a villain named Edgar Sampson aka Weregrinch (Jim Carrey). Edgar Sampson is a comedian with the grinch gene in him. My character is Edgar's former best friend Harvey who also gets turned into a weregrinch after being bitten by Edgar.

• Full Metal Marsupial

This is a Millitary Koalas one in which our heroes travel to the city and are sent on a mission to prevent it from being taken over by corrupt corporate executive Terrance Alistair.

• Ash VS The Sewer Mutants

An Evil Dead/Army Of Darkness fanfic in which our lantern jawed zombie slaying hero does battle with a race of monstrous mutants who live in the sewers.

• Terrible Tabitha

This one is a Nights Of Alterations one (Night Of Alterations is a Twilight Zone style tv show we did, it's got lots of transformations in it) about a young girl named Tabitha Rose (Tazmin) who is a werecat and is a babysitter's worst nightmare.

• Green With Envy part 1

A Night Of Alterations xmas fanfic, in this one a weregrinch terrorises the town just before the christmas holidays and it all has something to do with actor Jim Carrey. My character is a paranormal investigator named Hank Jones who is hired to investigate it. Hank travels around town looking for answers. The first place he stops is the very spot Jim Carrey happens to be hanging out in, once there he asks Jim if he knows about or has something to do with the weregrinch sightings. Jim says to come back at nightfall and he'll explain it all. That night, Hank comes back and Jim tells him that he is the weregrinch that had been sighted terrorising the town a few nights ago. Hank then takes him back to hq. At HQ, Hank analyses various clues including some grinch-like footprints. Jim tells him to hurry before it's too late, Hank tells him that he's going as fast as he can but unfortunately it is not fast enough, the full moon comes behind a cloud and Jim doubles over in pain and slowly changes into the weregrinch. Weregrinch Jim tells me that he admires Hank's detective work and inquires if he is a weregrinch himself. Hank cheerfully responds that he isn't but he has dreamt of being one. Jim then asks what he's like, Hank tells Jim that he is the anti-social type, his favourite colour is green, and he prefers night time to daylight. Excited by this discovery, Jim announces that he would make a perfect weregrinch. Jim then shows him a special serum he has been working on- the serum is one which gives the user the power to turn into a weregrinch.

• Green With Envy part 2

Jim injects the weregrinch serum into Hank's left arm. Hank has always dreamed of being a weregrinch like Jim and now he's going to have the chance to be transformed into one. At first nothing happens but he soon develops super strength and numerous other grinch-like attributes including a Jack Nicholson-like grin. Then he undergoes a scary transformation into the mysterious weregrinch which is a dream come true for him. When he goes back into town, the citizens mistake him for the very same weregrinch that terrorised the town earlier, but he kindly explains to them that Jim is the weregrinch that did that. He then decides to stay a weregrinch forever but keep it a secret from his enemies.

• Twice Shy

This fanfic is a sequel to the vampire comedy Once Bitten, in wwhich Jim Carrey's character Mark Kendall encounters a slinky female weregrinch, gets bitten and becomes one himself.

• Beauty Is A Beast

This is a twist on Disney's Beauty And The Beast with Belle being a "Beast" herself.

Other cool things you should know:

Here are some other cool facts for you:

• My brother and I wrote the screenplay for Leno all in one week. We also wrote all of the songs.
• I played a total of 9 different characters in Leno including Jay (both young Jay and present Jay), Beyondo, Iron Jay, Mr Brain, Evil Jay, Billy Tuttle, Bob Johnson, and Johnny Allegro (the world's handsomest garbage man). While 4 of those ones appeared in both the stage and film versions, Johnny Allegro and Bob Johnson only appeared in the stage version.
• Doizee of the Doizee Club fame was first discovered in Spain.
• As of 2001, the Doizee Club is the most popular show for children of all ages. It won several awards and Doizee herself won herself a place in the tv hall of fame. It's only competition is a New Zealand kiddie show called Bumble which is about a bee.
• The makeup I wore to play Jay and his tonight show characters in the film version of Leno took 3 hours to apply. The makeup was courtesy of our resident makeup expert Dan McCloud. It was very realistic mind you, so realistic that no one could tell it was me they thought it was the real Jay.
• In addition to the original Jay Leno Playtime Friend there's also Beyondo, Iron Jay, Billy Tuttle and Mr Brain. There's also two halloween exclusives Vampire Jay and the Wereleno. The rarest one of these is the Friends Forever Jay Leno Playtime Friend which we gave Jay as a farewell present on his last term as tonight show host.
• Millitary Koalas is our most popular animated series and has about 5 seasons of episodes in all. Season 6 will be airing in early September. The Millitary Koalas movie won several awards at the annual film festival.
• Even if you don't have the internet you can still keep up with the latest news from us by suscribing to our newspaper/magazine the Daily Scoop. We also have our own radio show and tv station. Our radio show is called Dr Music's Science and Entertainment Hour. It's a variety show with more than just music, it also has weekly contests, jokes and humour, and various special segments including ShoutOut where you can have your say on the air, Retro Chat where we talk about the 70's/80's/90's, in particular the movies, music, trends, and fashion, Wonders Of Science and Nature, where where discuss interesting scientific things, Website Of The Month in this segment we award the title of Website Of The Month to a different website each month, Stories Of The Weird, a segment where me and my brother tell stories on the air featuring really strange stuff like the paranormal, and News Buzz where we give you the news and also dish out interesting celebrity gossip. Me and my brother often do comedy sketches on the show as well and we sometimes have special guests. Our tv station is called the Awesome Toon Network and it's home to our many cartoons, but it doesn't just have cartoons, it also has live action shows and shows that are a combination of both.
• The golden Madonna card is the rarest card in the Millitary Koalas trading card game. With each issue of the Millitary Koalas magazine there's a free pack of trading cards, whoever finds the Golden Madonna card wins a Mega Console game system which is the ultimate video game system, you can play video games of all kinds and formats even cd roms. We have made over 50 different games for this console including quite a few Millitary Koalas ones.

Something's bugging me

I'm using this other computer to update my blog because the one I usually use won't let me access the sign in page for some reason. And also it's been frequently acting up because of something called the Windows Protection Suite it's a piece of spyware that pretends to be an anti virus program and it has the ever so ann0ying habbit of popping up when it's not wanted. It makes this really freaky sound that sounds like a pig squealing in pain. I managed to find a few ways to get past it through. I have no idea how it got there but I can probably find out.

I have a long list of suspects who might have something to do with it. Note that none of the people on Amiright are on it and that's because I know Chucky G and all the others are innocent well except for EmiLoca and that's because she's kind of a Stalker With A Crush, I think it may be my so called rival on that site who calls himself Dr Lose It- I thought there was something very suspicious about him. I know Andria is innocent and her husband seems like a nice person, so it must be either Dr Madness or Airdna.

List of suspects who might have something to do with it:

• Dr Madness
• Airdna
• Takkuneg and her minions over at Blues Brothers Central
• TrudiRose and her minions over at the Bittersweet and Strange Forum. After all, she and her cronies didn't believe me when I told them that I played Gaston in the company production of Beauty And The Beast, they also kept demanding photographic evidence and kept badgering me with questions and TrudiRose kept accusing me of being a liar. It was like I'm Michael Jackson and they were the papparazi.
• Chumsley's evil counterpart Boris the werejohncandy with the monobrow and the russian accent.
• A hostile alien race bent on taking over the universe
• My brother's ex girlfriends
• Tazmin Burville
• That rude guy who once heckled Chinstar.
• Alec Baldwin and those evil geniuses at Hulu.

Leno: Top ten things I really loved about it.

I really loved making Leno and starring in it it was a very production and a very fun movie to make as well- there are so many things I loved about it but here's my top tep list of things I liked the most about it.

Top ten things I really liked about it:

1. Getting to play not only Jay but his old tonight show characters as well.
   
2. The makeup. Very realistic. You couldn't even tell it was me.
   
3. The music. The music was very very nice.
   
4. The songs. The songs were a lot of fun. Again me and my brother wrote most of them with help from Chinstar and Tyrone The Terrible.
   
5. The special effects. There's some pretty cool special effects in both the stage and film versions of Leno. I liked the floating head effect we used for Beyondo- the glowing eyes were very cool. The lasers, flames and other pyrotechnics were awesome. I liked the flying across the stage during the Iron Jay musical number- that was fun.


6. The story. My brother and I first thought of the idea in early 2007, the story is quite a touching inspiration one- it's kind of like Jay's book Leading With My Chin- which is refered to as a title in the song Jay sings in the big finale titled Lead With Your Chin.
   
7. The screenplay. Words cannot describe how amazing the screenplay was. My brother and I wrote that all in one week.
   

8. The characters. The characters were a lot of fun especially the ones I got to play. Jay was a great role and I got a lot of critical acclaim for that part and won a Tony award, I looked very convincing as Jay- the makeup was so clever no one could tell it was me. All of Jay's tonight show sketch characters were really fun to play.

9. The premiere party. We had this huge Leno premiere party at Chinstar's mansion the day the film version of Leno came out in theatres. It was great, lots of people showed up including Jay Leno himself. The food was fantastic and everything was amazing. There were several props from the movie on display. We also showed everyone our latest addition to the Jay Leno Playtime Friend range of toys, the Singalong Jay Playtime Friend which sings songs from the stage and film version of Leno.
And finally...

10. The production in general. Leno was such a fun production to do, we had a lot of fun making it. Both the stage and film version were a lot of fun to do. There's quite a lot of funny and facinating stories we like to tell people about the production including some behind the scenes trivia and some anecodotes. The production was so succesful both as a stage show and a film that it won several awards. Jay himself gave me lots of praise for my portrayal as him.

Good ol Jay

We've been friends with him for a long long time. We've attended quite a lot of tonight show with Jay Leno episode tapings, there's this rather nice woman we met while waiting in line her name is Glozell- she's a huge Jay fan- she knows all there is to know about him. We've met Jay numerous times- he's a superb guy- knows a lot about cars. Sometimes we would be often seen making appearances in the Jaywalking segments, we're the only ones who answer Jay's trivia questions correctly, in case you had a hard time spotting us, my brother is the one wearing the t shirt with the picture of Jack Nicholson in The Shining on it, and I'm the one wearing the sunglassess and the shirt with a picture of the Little Jay cartoon character on it. We attended his first run as host of the tonight show as well as his last one and on that day we gave him a special present- a special Friends Forever Jay Leno Playtime Friend- the rarest one in our Jay Leno Playtime Friend range of cuddly electronic Jay toys. Jay gave me lots of praise for my portrayal of him in the production Leno- he liked it a lot- he liked both the film and stage versions. When we made an appearance on his show to promote the film version of Leno, we showed some clips from the film and I held up a still picture of me as him- Jay himself said the likeness was uncanny. And it's true the likeness was uncanny, I looked very convincing in the Jay makeup so convincing in fact that some people mistook me for the real Jay. No one could tell it was me. I had a little fun once while filming it, I went around town in the Jay makeup and costume pretending to be like the real Jay and I interviewed some people- it was a whole lot of fun. I'd have to say that my favourite part of producing and starring in Leno was that I got to play multiple parts.

List of parts I played in Leno:

• Jay (both young Jay and present Jay) - no Time Shifted Actor trick here, I played both young Jay and present Jay.
  
• Beyondo
  
• Iron Jay
  
• Mr Brain
  
• Evil Jay
  
• Billy Tuttle
  
• Johnny Allegro (stage version only)
  

I liked all of the songs as well- they were all very well written and so fun to perform. I always thought that the Cool Ranch Doritos song was a really funny one and quite a good Rock Me Amadeus parody. Iron Jay's I Am Song was awesome because it was kind of a heavy metal type one as well as Beyondo's.

Top ten I really liked about it:

1. Getting to play not only Jay but his old tonight show characters as well.
2. The makeup. Very realistic. You couldn't even tell it was me.
3. The music. The music was very very nice.
4. The songs. The songs were a lot of fun. Again me and my brother wrote most of them with help from Chinstar and Tyrone The Terrible.
5. The special effects. There's some pretty cool special effects in both the stage and film versions of Leno. I liked the floating head effect we used for Beyondo- the glowing eyes were very cool. The lasers, flames and other pyrotechnics were awesome. I liked the flying across the stage during the Iron Jay musical number- that was fun.
6. The story. My brother and I first thought of the idea in early 2007, the story is quite a touching inspiration one- it's kind of like Jay's book Leading With My Chin- which is refered to as a title in the song Jay sings in the big finale titled Lead With Your Chin.
7. The screenplay. Words cannot describe how amazing the screenplay was. My brother and I wrote that all in one week.
8. The characters. The characters were a lot of fun especially the ones I got to play. Jay was a great role and I got a lot of critical acclaim for that part and won a Tony award, I looked very convincing as Jay- the makeup was so clever no one could tell it was me. All of Jay's tonight show sketch characters were really fun to play.
9. The premiere party. We had this huge Leno premiere party at Chinstar's mansion the day the film version of Leno came out in theatres. It was great, lots of people showed up including Jay Leno himself. The food was fantastic and everything was amazing. There were several props from the movie on display. We also showed everyone our latest addition to the Jay Leno Playtime Friend range of toys, the Singalong Jay Playtime Friend which sings songs from the stage and film version of Leno.

And finally...

10. The production in general. Leno was such a fun production to do, we had a lot of fun making it. Both the stage and film version were a lot of fun to do. There's quite a lot of funny and facinating stories we like to tell people about the production including some behind the scenes trivia and some anecodotes. The production was so succesful both as a stage show and a film that it won several awards. Jay himself gave me lots of praise for my portrayal as him.

Jay's new show

On the 14th of September, Jay Leno's new show the Jay Leno Show will be airing. We wish Jay lots of luck. We've been friends with him for a long long time. We've attended quite a lot of tonight show with Jay Leno episode tapings, there's this rather nice woman we met while waiting in line her name is Glozell- she's a huge Jay fan- she knows all there is to know about him. We've met Jay numerous times- he's a superb guy- knows a lot about cars. Sometimes we would be often seen making appearances in the Jaywalking segments, we're the only ones who answer Jay's trivia questions correctly, in case you had a hard time spotting us, my brother is the one wearing the t shirt with the picture of Jack Nicholson in The Shining on it, and I'm the one wearing the sunglassess and the shirt with a picture of the Little Jay cartoon character on it. We attended his first run as host of the tonight show as well as his last one and on that day we gave him a special present- a special Friends Forever Jay Leno Playtime Friend- the rarest one in our Jay Leno Playtime Friend range of cuddly electronic Jay toys. Jay gave me lots of praise for my portrayal of him in the production Leno- he liked it a lot- he liked both the film and stage versions. When we made an appearance on his show to promote the film version of Leno, we showed some clips from the film and I held up a still picture of me as him- Jay himself said the likeness was uncanny. And it's true the likeness was uncanny, I looked very convincing in the Jay makeup so convincing in fact that some people mistook me for the real Jay. No one could tell it was me. I had a little fun once while filming it, I went around town in the Jay makeup and costume pretending to be like the real Jay and I interviewed some people- it was a whole lot of fun. I'd have to say that my favourite part of producing and starring in Leno was that I got to play multiple parts.

List of parts I played in Leno:

• Jay (both young Jay and present Jay)
• Beyondo
• Iron Jay
• Mr Brain
• Evil Jay
• Billy Tuttle
• Johnny Allegro (stage version only)

I liked all of the songs as well- they were all very well written and so fun to perform. I always thought that the Cool Ranch Doritos song was a really funny one and quite a good Rock Me Amadeus parody. Iron Jay's I Am Song was awesome because it was kind of a heavy metal type one as well as Beyondo's.

Moving Day

Andria and her husband are moving to another town and we want to give her a few presents for her to take with her here's what they are:

• The Complete Doizee Club Movie Series on dvd and bluray + an autographed photo of Doizee.
• A Chumsley the werejohncandy bean bag plush that chuckles when you squeeze his tummy.
• A tiki mask which was a sovenieer from our dad's trip to Hawaaii.
• Our latest invention the TV-In-Your Pocket, which is a little device you can watch tv shows on - you can also play video games and watch movies and music videos.
• 10 SCTV books, 3 cds, 5 SCTV video games and a complete set of John Candy action figures, Cuddle Buddies (including some talking ones), and Mushabellies.
• A complete set of horror themed Mushabellies including the new Ash from the Evil Dead trilogy mushabelly which says memorable lines from the movies when you squeeze his stomach.
• A cd of ours titled the Ultimate Collection which contains every single we have ever written and performed plus some unreleased ones on another disc.
• A dvd featuring all of our commercials and short films.
• From Doizee: A Doizee Club Beauty Kit.
• From Chumsley: 5 Red bull six packs.
• From Chinstar: Since Andria already has a Jay Leno Playtime Friend, we thought it would be nice to get her Beyondo, Iron Jay, Mr Brain, Billy Tuttle, as well as the special halloween exclusives Vampire Jay and the Wereleno which are about of the Jay Leno toy range. Plus, new accessories for your Jay Leno playtime Friend to play with.
• From Tyrone The Terrible: 1 Make Your Own Vodoo Doll Kit plus 10 Disney villain Electronic buddies and some horror themed electronic scarers.
• From Captain Comedy: A Rover Dangerfield plush.
• From Master Of Oz: The Complete Millitary Koalas on dvd + the movie, as well as various merchandise from the show including some recalled action figures and a special glow in the dark glossy poster of Andria's character Madonna as well as replicas of all the weapons and gadgets used in the show (my personal favourite is Sidney's punching glove with spikes on it).
• From Darth Rangoon: 3 Star Wars construction kits and some merchandise from his circus of fear tour including a hypnosis wheel, magic kit including an advanced level spellbook for practicing magic, a creepy crawly beanie collection, and 4 different coloured glow in the dark hoops.
• 1 Michael Jackson plush Ifriend that sings, talks, dances, and tells stories.
• A Complete Amiright Transformers set
• 4 Final Fantasy IX movie bobbleheads.
• This month's issue of the Millitary Koalas magazine/comic + all the issues from the previous months.
• A suscription to our newspaper/magazine the Daily Scoop.
• Leno: Chintastic Deluxe 2-Disc Edition on Bluray and DVD + the soundtrack.
• 1 singing Weird Al Cuddle Buddy that sings "Eat It" "Fat" "Like A Surgeon" "Jurassic Park" "Dare To Be Stupid" and "Your Horoscope For Today".

Other things you should know:

Here is some other stuff you should know:

• We didn't write the song parody Villains which is a parody of Poison by Alice Cooper. Our friend Tyrone The Terrible wrote it- he lists Alice Cooper as one of his influences. He does a lot of Villain Song themed parodies, he wrote one recently called Enter Wolfman which is a parody of Metallica's Enter Sandman. You'll see some of his music videos on tv sometimes, but one video of his got banned because it was too scary
• The song Circus Of Fear by Darth Rangoon is based on the actual circus of fear that he owns in real life.
• The name Black Kitten is a nickname we often give Tazmin Burville because of her love of cats and her creepy child demeanor.
• On full moon nights I change into a weregrinch. This also happens at Christmas time and before and after it as well.
• We occassionally visit Amiright from time to time just to submit album cover parodies, new song titles, combined band names and stuff like that.
• Our logo is a parody of the MGM logo with Chumsley in the place of the lion. In the film version of Leno the logo has Jay in the place Chumsley usually is.
• The only thing that freaked me and my brother out were the Goosebumps books by R.L Stine as well as the tv show.
• We worked on a short story a few months ago called How The Weregrinch Stole Christmas and it features Jim Carrey turning into a weregrinch. It was also made into a short film. The transformation scene was scary but at the same time fun.
• Master Of Oz gets his name from the Yugioh monster of the same name which is a giant green koala with a mustache, a kangaroo's tail and a pair of boxing gloves.
• Doizee loves to get mail from her fans.
• My brother and I got to hang out with Michael Jackson while he was doing his Dangerous tour concert in 1991.
• We met Weird Al once and we got his autograph.
• We have spotted Jim Carrey many times, taken lots of pictures but unfortunately we've never ever gotten the chance to meet him.
• We have had many encounters with Jay Leno, he is a close friend of ours. We attended the taping of his first night as new tonight show host and we attended the taping of his final night as host. We gave him a fairwell gift. Also last year we gave him a really cool picture we did of him on photoshop for his birthday, it was one of him as a cat-person.

Characters in Biker Mice Extreme

Here is info on some of the characters from our Biker Mice Extreme animated series.

• Han (my character)

Han is a grey martian mouse who possessess supernatural powers. He mainly looks like he's part of the goth crowd and people are afraid of him because they think that he is evil. Han is a tortured misunderstood soul who has various supernatural powers and can even possess people.

• Marlin (my brother's character)

A tan martian mouse with a mysterious personality and a love for horror novels. Marlin reads a lot of horror novels and watches horror movies on a regular basis. He's the leading expert on all things horror and he posessess psychic powers such as mind reading.

• Glitch (Andria's character)

Glitch is a white martian mouse with red hair. She is also an alcholic and a mechanical genius. She can fix any machine and hi-jack enemy computers as well. She posessess the power of elecricity.

• Captain Al (Weird Al Yankovich)

A martian mouse starfleet captain who is very brave but sometimes very foolish. He's a cream coloured martian mouse with brown hair, glassess, a mustache and a goatee. He has got a variety of interesting superpowers and can, will and does....dare to be stupid. He often calls the bad guy Lawrence Limburger- Limbooger and makes quite a lot of wisecracks.

• Eddie and Mac (Jack Black and Kyle Gass)

Eddie and Mac are furry yeti-like aliens called Rockstarians who come from the planet Rockstaria. They are Captain Al's best friends and valued members of his loyal crew. They love listening to rock music and like to sing and play the electric guitar.

• Mikey Motzerella

Mikey Motzerella is a chef and the only good guy plutarkian you'll ever meet. Mikey loves to cook and is very good at it. Unlike most plutarkians he doesn't smell as bad as they do because he wears a very expensive colone. Mikey is very sweet and has a passion for art and cooking.

• Prince Edam (Joshua Louis Belushi)

A plutarkian prince who is very likable and well mannered. Prince Edam is the heir to the late plutarkian ruler King Gruelliere.

About some parodies

This is about some of the other parodies that on Amiright- we didn't write any of these but some of our friends did.

• Cool Ranch Doritos

This one is a parody of Rock Me Amadeus and it is a song used in the film version of our production Leno. If you have already seen the film version then you'll know that this song is the one young Jay sings in the Doritos ads scene.

• Circus Of Fear

Darth Rangoon wrote this one as a parody of Come Sail Away by Styx. The title refers to a horror circus and the lyrics mention various acts in this particular circus including monster clowns, an acrobat duo consisting of a vampire and a werecat, and a menagerie of creepy crawly creatures. In real life Darth Rangoons runs a circus just like this.

• Nightmare Fuel

Written by Werejoshpeckprince and the TV Tropers, this song is a parody of the song Toxic Love from Ferngully and is about the Nightmare Fuel/High Octane Nightmare Fuel trope entry on TVTropes.org, it mentions all the different categories including Western Animation, Real Life, Folklore, Film, Live Action TV, Disney movies, Toys, and Books as well as music videos. It has a number of pop culture references. The trope name Nightmare Fuel comes from Mystery Science Theatre 3000- in which the b grade sci fi/horror films they were forced to watch were anything but scary but the kiddie ones like Merlin's Shop Of Mystical Wonders on the other hand were very frightening indeed. Also it makes some mention of Transformation Traumas which is a horrific transformation into some kind of horrible monstrosity, Body Horror refers to grotesque and utterly disgusting mutations happening to someone's body as demonstrated in David Cronenberg's movies, the Demonic Toys part is a nod to movies like Child's Play, and the And I Must Scream trope that is mention get it's name from a book called I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream- to get a better understanding of what this bit is about- imagine what would it be like to be turned to stone or even frozen in carbonite like Han Solo. Nightmare Fuel refers to something that was unintentional scary and made for kids while High Octane Nightmare Fuel refers to anything that was intentionally made to be scary.

• Fetish Fuel

The second parody of Toxic Love, this one was published on Whatfreaks by Werejoshpeckprince and the tv tropers. This one is the opposite of Nightmare Fuel. While Nightmare Fuel is unintentionally made to scare, Fetish Fuel is intentionally made to turn people on. I would list examples of this but some are just too dirty and sick to be mentioned.

• Tim Curry

This parody of Valerie is about actor Tim Curry- there are two versions of this, the Amiright version has "Ham it up' in the chorus while the Whatfreaks version has "sex it up" .

• Squick

Squick which is a parody of Swim by Madonna is a song about the kind of gross, disgusting and just plain icky stuff you see in pop culture. Now any movie by David Cronenberg is bound to have a LOT of this stuff in it.

• Mr Marlon Brando

Ian Handsome's tribute to Marlon and a parody of Rock Me Amadeus.

• Master Eddie Izzard

Master Of Oz's homage to his favourite actor Eddie Izzard, another Rock Me Amadeus parody.

• Uncle Buck

A parody of Iron Man by Black Sabbath and a homage to the late John Candy.

• Jabba (The Hutt Song)

This is one Darth Rangoon's brother did, it's a parody of the Banana Boat song and is an instructional song on how to learn Huttese. It contains various words in Huttese and English. To learn about this language your self try searching for Star Wars alien languages on google. A good site to learn Huttese at is a Complete Wermo's Guide- you can also learn Ewokese as well.

The ultimate scary ride

The Cross Country Track Of Doom is a gloomy gothic looking virtual cross country course which is based on a nightmare my brother and I once had, this area is nightmare fuel incarnate and is full of all sorts of scary twists and turns. It is made to be like a really frightening maze and is filled with all sorts of horrorifying things. One path leads to the forest of fear- a place inhabited by all sorts of monsters including a few lycanthropes and even an Audrey II plant, the other path leads to the dune of eternal fire which is a sandy beach with a sea of flame that rises and causes mass destruction, you have to be very quick and very brave to make it past this part. Then of course there's the second part of this area which is the Haunted Schoolhouse- a nightmarish looking school full of all sorts of terror such as creepy teachers who go from being nice to you one minute to becoming demonic the next- the school principal and his assistant also do this. Then there's the long, winding staircase that leads to the assembly hall of misery where innocent students are subjected to various horrifying forms of torture which is also the lunch room of the dammed where students are served such disgusting dishes as eye ball soup and the chef who serves them is even scarier than the food. After that there are the various classrooms in which students are turned into monsters and taught how to be evil by the teachers and staff- anyone who joins one of the class will become a monster of some kind themselves. Then there is the hallway, which is home to many evil spirits looking for a host body- the walls sometimes drip blood and sometimes the carpet attacks you. Then there is the Library which looks pretty nice with the exception of the floating books, the portraits with eyes that watch you, the statues that come alive, and the dreaded librarian who turns into a ghoul if you get on her bad side. The only way to protect yourself from all these atrocities is to pick up the Ghostbusters style gear from the staff room. Luckily you have the one and only Bruce Campbell to help you throughout this whole ordeal, he gives you various tools including what he calls the Bruce Cube. A Bruce Cube is a special kind of cube you can use to summon him to help you at anytime- which will come in handy when you have to fight off the deadite staff members in the staff room. It's also kind of like a video game. The next area after the schoolhouse is the old abanded house, now this house is just Disneyland's haunted mansion ride except with the addition of a character named Carol the night hag (she's a parody of The Crypt Keeper from Tales From The Crypt). In this area you can get the Ghostbusters to help you. You get a special phone you can use to call any of your allies in case of emergencies. The playground part of the haunted schoolyard is essentially a Tim Burtonesque zone filled with various grotesque creatures and also has quite a lot of traps. Also this is the way to the Cross Country Track Of Doom. There's stairs you have to climb in order to get to it and unfortunately they aren't any easier than the staircase you had to take to get to the assembly hall. Upon exiting the cross country track of doom you will enter the field of screams which is where all sorts of terrifying creatures roam- including killer bunnies and various creepy crawlies. Once you've completed that you're safe. Then there's the old neighbour stage which is just like like our old neighbourhood except darker and scarier. On the old neighbourhood stage there are various houses including a very grand one that resembles the old house we lived in as kids. The rooms in this house are all very nice except the bedrooms- the bedrooms ALL appear to be haunted. Bedroom number 1 is the parent's bedroom which is a cursed room inhabited by many demons two of which have possesed the parents, bedroom number 2 is just like our old bedroom except it's a lot scarier on the count of the evil shadow beast Gorlon and his friend the cow demon Moocifer. These two creatures often fly in through the window and try to trick you into coming with them to their home- which is a dark, grim looking city area where all sorts of horrible creatures realm and if they refuse they'll use their powers to turn YOU into a creature too. Sometimes they'll send a different kind of creature after you, sometimes it's the dreaded tornado demon and sometimes it's the squicky and just plain creepy King Of Creepy Crawlies. Now the tornado demon spins around destroying everything in his path while the king of creepy crawlings sends swarm after swarm of creepy crawlies after you. The backyard is a jungle where all sorts of nightmarish creatures roam and the only safe place is the clubhouse.The clubhouse is also where you can buy various weapons and gadgets to help you. But even scarier than that is the best friend's house which is also haunted, several rooms are infested with monsters and traps and one of the main rooms is guarded by Tasmin the werecat. There's a tv on in the living room but the only thing that seems to be on is a Goosebumps marathon. The various shopping centres located around the various parts of the neighbourhood have shops that are all broken down for some reason. The old toy shop known as the Entertainer being the most notorious example as all of the toys came alive and have been known to attack people at random. Then there's the really big Roking shopping centre which is kind of like the temple of doom. Avoid the esclators because if you go on them you might fall to your doom. Taking the elevator is fine as long as you don't look down. The big Toys R Us shop is probably the hardest part to get through because it's kind of like a labyrinth.

The Cross Country Track Of Doom

We are pleased to announce that there is a new area of the Masters Of Horror wing of our museum/theme park. The Cross Country Track Of Doom is a gloomy gothic looking virtual cross country course which is based on a nightmare my brother and I once had, this area is nightmare fuel incarnate and is full of all sorts of scary twists and turns. It is made to be like a really frightening maze and is filled with all sorts of horrorifying things. One path leads to the forest of fear- a place inhabited by all sorts of monsters including a few lycanthropes and even an Audrey II plant, the other path leads to the dune of eternal fire which is a sandy beach with a sea of flame that rises and causes mass destruction, you have to be very quick and very brave to make it past this part. Then of course there's the second part of this area which is the Haunted Schoolhouse- a nightmarish looking school full of all sorts of terror such as creepy teachers who go from being nice to you one minute to becoming demonic the next- the school principal and his assistant also do this. Then there's the long, winding staircase that leads to the assembly hall of misery where innocent students are subjected to various horrifying forms of torture which is also the lunch room of the dammed where students are served such disgusting dishes as eye ball soup and the chef who serves them is even scarier than the food. After that there are the various classrooms in which students are turned into monsters and taught how to be evil by the teachers and staff- anyone who joins one of the class will become a monster of some kind themselves. Then there is the hallway, which is home to many evil spirits looking for a host body- the walls sometimes drip blood and sometimes the carpet attacks you. Then there is the Library which looks pretty nice with the exception of the floating books, the portraits with eyes that watch you, the statues that come alive, and the dreaded librarian who turns into a ghoul if you get on her bad side. The only way to protect yourself from all these atrocities is to pick up the Ghostbusters style gear from the staff room. Luckily you have the one and only Bruce Campbell to help you throughout this whole ordeal, he gives you various tools including what he calls the Bruce Cube. A Bruce Cube is a special kind of cube you can use to summon him to help you at anytime- which will come in handy when you have to fight off the deadite staff members in the staff room. It's also kind of like a video game. The next area after the schoolhouse is the old abanded house, now this house is just Disneyland's haunted mansion ride except with the addition of a character named Carol the night hag (she's a parody of The Crypt Keeper from Tales From The Crypt). In this area you can get the Ghostbusters to help you. You get a special phone you can use to call any of your allies in case of emergencies.

The playground part of the haunted schoolyard is essentially a Tim Burtonesque zone filled with various grotesque creatures and also has quite a lot of traps. Also this is the way to the Cross Country Track Of Doom. There's stairs you have to climb in order to get to it and unfortunately they aren't any easier than the staircase you had to take to get to the assembly hall. Upon exiting the cross country track of doom you will enter the field of screams which is where all sorts of terrifying creatures roam- including killer bunnies and various creepy crawlies.

Once you've completed that you're safe. Then there's the old neighbour stage which is just like like our old neighbourhood except darker and scarier. On the old neighbourhood stage there are various houses including a very grand one that resembles the old house we lived in as kids. The rooms in this house are all very nice except the bedrooms- the bedrooms ALL appear to be haunted. Bedroom number 1 is the parent's bedroom which is a cursed room inhabited by many demons two of which have possesed the parents, bedroom number 2 is just like our old bedroom except it's a lot scarier on the count of the evil shadow beast Gorlon and his friend the cow demon Moocifer. These two creatures often fly in through the window and try to trick you into coming with them to their home- which is a dark, grim looking city area where all sorts of horrible creatures realm and if they refuse they'll use their powers to turn YOU into a creature too. Sometimes they'll send a different kind of creature after you, sometimes it's the dreaded tornado demon and sometimes it's the squicky and just plain creepy King Of Creepy Crawlies. Now the tornado demon spins around destroying everything in his path while the king of creepy crawlings sends swarm after swarm of creepy crawlies after you. The backyard is a jungle where all sorts of nightmarish creatures roam and the only safe place is the clubhouse.
The clubhouse is also where you can buy various weapons and gadgets to help you. But even scarier than that is the best friend's house which is also haunted, several rooms are infested with monsters and traps and one of the main rooms is guarded by Tasmin the werecat. There's a tv on in the living room but the only thing that seems to be on is a Goosebumps marathon.

The various shopping centres located around the various parts of the neighbourhood have shops that are all broken down for some reason. The old toy shop known as the Entertainer being the most notorious example as all of the toys came alive and have been known to attack people at random. Then there's the really big Roking shopping centre which is kind of like the temple of doom. Avoid the esclators because if you go on them you might fall to your doom. Taking the elevator is fine as long as you don't look down. The big Toys R Us shop is probably the hardest part to get through because it's kind of like a labyrinth.

The Cable Guy

My brother and I watched the Cable Guy on tv last month, it's a very good film because it's not only very funny but it's also kind of creepy and chilling. Jim was great as usual and his character was the perfect blend of fun and terror. We have several favourite scenes from this movie but we like the nightmare Matthew Broderick's character has about the cable guy breaking into his house- especially the spooky eyes the cable guy has and when he says...."I JUST WANNA HANG OUT! NO BIG DEAL!" . And the way he chases Matthew Broderick in that nightmare is just like in Wolf when Jack Nicholson chases James Spader through the woods while they're transforming.

Now believe it or not I had a dream just like the movie last night, except with a little twist- it turns out that Chip is a weregrinch. It also kind of pays homage to Michael Jackson's Thriller music video. My brother and me as well as Rick (Jack Black) and Steven (Matthew Broderick)- and Chip (Jim Carrey) are going to the movies, but on the way the car runs out of gas, Rick says.."Aaw man, looks like we're out of gas", my brother then asks...."So what are we gonna do now?", so the five of us end up walking through the woods. Steven says to my brother..."I'm sorry I didn't believe you about Chip" , my brother tells him..."Ah, that's okay." , Chip then says..."Can I ask you guys something?" , we reply..."Sure!", he then says..."You know you like me and I like you guys, right? I was wondering if you would be my friends." and gives us some cool present. We go..."Wow! Thanks. It's awesome!", he then says.."Now it's official." He then looks at us and announces..."I have something I want to tell you." , Rick responds.."Yes, Chip?", he then tells us..."I'm not like other cable guys" , Steven and I respond with "Of course you're not, Chip, that's why we like you", he then tells us..."I mean I'm different!", Rick raises an eyebrow and quips.."What are you talking about?", the full moon comes out from behind a cloud and Chip doubles over in pain, "Are you alright?" asks my brother, Chip jumps up with yellow grinch eyes and fangs and growls...."BACK OFF!", he then changes into a weregrinch, Rick, my brother, Steven and I are terrified and we run away as quickly as possible, weregrinch Chip roars and then chases after us. When we think we've lost him, weregrinch Chip unfortunately catches us and tries to attack us. Then it's revealed it's a horror movie we're watching in the movie theatre, a voice on the screen shouts..."My god what is that thing?" some other voice shouts..."Look out!", while one voice says..."The creature went that way sherrif", all of the people watching it are scared out of their wits and that includes me, my brother, Steven and Rick but Chip is enjoying it. "Man this movie is frightening. " My brother says, "Yeah let's get out of here." Rick adds. "Aaaw, but i'm enjoying it and we haven't even seen the really good part yet." Chip quips. "We're out of here!" Rick, Steven, my brother, Rick and I walk out of the theatre. Chip comes out of the theatre and says..."It's only a movie!" , my brother says..."Chip, it's not funny" , he then goes...."Oh, you were scared weren't you?", my brother responds..."What!!? We weren't scared!", Chip then quips..."Admit it, you were scared." Chip then starts singing a cover of Thriller by Michael Jackson as a montage of scenes from the movie with me and my brother added in appears. Then half way through the song special guest Tyrone DeSoto aka Tyrone The Terrible does a Vincent Price style rap. In this next part Chip does the Thriller dance with a horde of monsters and the next part is just like the nightmare scene from the film, Steven, Rick, my brother and I get scared and freak out, we then head off to Rick's house to hide, Chip then says..."Aaaw, don't run away. Come back. I didn't mean to scare you!" and then chases after us While Rick, Steven, my brother and me are at his house hiding, all is well until Chip (in his demoneyed nightmare form from the film) bursts through the door and snarls..."I JUST WANNA HANG OUT. NO BIG DEAAAAL!" and closes in on us- we get really scared and scream in terror. Chip then taps us on the shoulder and says..."What's the problem? Come on i'll take you guys home" but as Chip turns to the camera he smiles and flashes his yellow grinch eyes - turns out it was all just a dream within a dream....or was it?

Weirdest dream ever

I had the weirdest dream ever a couple of nights ago it was a two parter, in the first part I was in the movie Videodrome with James Woods, unfortunately I almost got subjected to the same thing James Wood's character in the film got subjected too but then I decide to make things a little better. The second part was where I was in the Fly with Jeff Goldblum, unfortunately I'm the poor guy getting his leg puked on by Brundlefly, then I decide to rewrite it so instead of a fly getting in the telepod with Jeff a cat goes in there instead and Jeff ends up becoming a catman.

This one is the weirdest and possibly the scariest, it's where me and my brother are at the mall and almost EVERYONE there has been mutated into mindless undead zombies except for us. The zombified group of people try to get near us but then Bruce Campbell shows up and fights them all off.

The personality test

My brother and I sometimes take personality quizes. We took a Jim Carrey one recently- the character i'm most like is Ace Ventura apparently. I am kind of like him except for the fact I can't talk out of my butt like he can though, but I do love animals. My brother got the grinch as his result. Although it's funny, last time I checked the only green and furry one around here is me and that's because i'm a weregrinch. My brother is actually more like Walter/Fingerling from the Number 23. Tyrone The Terrible would deffenately be Count Olaf or the Riddler. Sam Leno/Chinstar would probably be the Mask, Captain Comedy would probably be almost all of Jim's characters except when he's in a dark mood then he would be the Cable guy.

Doizee

Many people love our tv series the Doizee Club. One fan in particular is our friend Andria. She really likes the tv show and the movies because they're not like most kiddie shows. So we're going to tell you all including her- why the Doizee Club is big in terms of popularity.

• The problem with most kiddie shows today is that they insult the viewer's iq or attention span. I can live without Dora spouting out..."To get through the forest we have to tip toe. So stand up! Stand up please." I can also live without Barney the dinosaur and that irritating song of his. Blues Clues was as dumb as it gets and that moron of a host Steve didn't help at all (the only time we ever did watch was when Joe was the host and that's because he looked a bit like Jim Carrey in the Truman Show) and Sesame Street lost it's touch way after Jim Henson died. The Doizee Club on the other hand doesn't, and the show actually IS educational and does teach children something- in fact it teaches them many things- and Doizee is quite a good teacher.
• Most kiddie shows tend to have stupid musical numbers in them- okay so the Backyardigans are pretty cute and Lazytown has it's charms but most of the kiddie shows we know of have these stupid musical numbers in them. The Doizee Club on the other hand doesn't and the music for the most half is an original score. Doizee is actually quite a good singer despite being a puppet ladybug. In fact she invented the Silly Doizee Dance.
• The characters in most kiddie shows aren't entertaining enough with the acception of Robbie Rotten from Lazytown and maybe ALL of the Backyardigans. The characters in the Doizee Club are very entertaining on the other hand especially Doizee. Even though she can't speak any English and mainly commuincates by squealing, skealing, giggling and making silly noises and no one understands what she says- she ALWAYS manages to get the message across. She's also a very good performer. Unlike her competition over in New Zealand who is a bee named Bumble (he lives in Kiwifruit Valley)- Doizee is both entertaining and appealing to all ages.
• Finally, another problem with most kiddie shows today is that they go stale after more than a few years of being on the air and the writers run out of ideas. The Doizee Club on the other hand doesn't, we keep the show fresh by adding new storylines and characters in each episode. And the best part is that none of the new characters we add in NEVER end up becoming annoying after a while.

Doizee loves to hear from her fans. She loves to get letters and emails from her various fans. On a couple of our earlier posts we've put up Doizee's address and email address. You can send her a fan letter to tell her how much you like her show or you can send one with suggestions for a topic in any future episodes.

Hillarious costume stunts we've pulled off

We love pulling off crazy costume stunts sometimes. I read in the latest issue of Makeup Artist Magazine that Michael Jackson once went to a Toys R Us store dressed in his "Mayor" makeup and costume from Ghosts. We've done some stunts like that and here's a few of them:

• Went as John Candy and Bill Murray for halloween in 2007. The makeup job was so good that no one could tell it was me. One person went up to me and said "Oh John, I loved you in Planes, Trains and Automobiles, Stripes and Uncle Buck". I had been practicing my impersonation of John Candy for a long time now and believe me my impersonation of John Candy is quite amazing.
• While filming the film version of our production Leno I decide to have a little fun by going around town wearing the Jay Leno makeup and costume and interviewed people. Again, the makeup was so good no one could tell it was me. They thought it was the real Jay.
• Our friend Chinstar went to work one day dressed as Ash from the Evil Dead movies.
• Went to a halloween party as Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees.
• Pulled off a truly spectacular stunt for Elvis week in 2006 by showing up dressed like Elvis and putting out on a special tribute show.
• Showed up as Michael Jackson for a costume contest in 2003.
• Showed up to a sci fi con as John Candy's character from Spaceballs.

Our celebrity encounters

We are friends with more than a few famous people and have worked quite with a few of them. So here's a few we're going to mention:

• June 5th 1982- my brother and I met the great comedian John Candy and spent the day with him. Very historic day, a lot like in that first song parody we wrote.
• 8th April 1985- hung out with Dan Akyroyd.
• 6th May 1987- met Eugene Levy.
• June 1st 1991- attended the Dangerous tour concert by singer Michael Jackson. Got to chill out with him later after the show.
• May 1st 1992- the first of many great encounters with Jay Leno.
• June 3rd 1993- Saw parody singer Weird Al Yankovich at a cofee shop, got his autograph.
• July 10th 1994- meet director Tim Burton.
• May 29th 1995- My brother and I appear as audience members for a taping of Jay Leno's first day of hosting the tonight show. Get to meet Jay afterwards.
• August 3rd 1996- another great Jay Leno encounter. Plus, spot Jim Carrey filming a scene for The Cable Guy.
• September 12th 1997- same.
• June 6th 1998- spotted Jim Carrey filming a scene for the Truman Show.
• Mid november 1999- spot Jim Carrey again, this time filming a scene for Me, Myself and Irene.
• December 2000, spot Jim Carrey again this time filming a scene for how the grinch stole christmas. Couldn't reconise him at first because of the grinch makeup he was wearing.
• April 2001- another great Jay Leno encounter plus spotted Jim once again.
• May 2002- met Bruce Campbell at comic con
• Mid summer 2003 - spot Jim Carrey once again, this time filming a scene for Bruce Almighty.
• Summer 2004- Another great Jay Leno encounter.
• Fall 2005- our friend Tyrone The Terrible introduces us to actor Tim Curry. We had a blast working with him. He really did a great job of voicing Morlock in the rock opera episode of Millitary Koalas.
• Summer 2006- Another great Jay Leno encounter.
• Spring 2007- met makeup artist Rick Baker.
• Summer 2008- another great Jay Leno encounter, this time during the filming of the film version of Leno.
• Fall 2008- another Jim Carrey sighting.
• Spring 2009- another great Jay Leno encounter. Also give him a special goodbye present on his last day of hosting the Tonight Show.
• Early summer 2009- the train tour for Disney's A Christmas Carol starring Jim Carrey stops by our town more than 3 times. We spot Jim yet again and take pictures.

Why the Doizee Club is popular

The problem with most kiddie shows today is that they insult the viewer's iq or attention span. I can live without Dora spouting out..."To get through the forest we have to tip toe. So stand up! Stand up please." I can also live without Barney the dinosaur and that irritating song of his. Blues Clues was as dumb as it gets and that moron of a host Steve didn't help at all (the only time we ever did watch was when Joe was the host and that's because he looked a bit like Jim Carrey in the Truman Show) and Sesame Street lost it's touch way after Jim Henson died. The Doizee Club on the other hand doesn't, and the show actually IS educational and does teach children something- in fact it teaches them many things- and Doizee is quite a good teacher.

Most kiddie shows tend to have stupid musical numbers in them- okay so the Backyardigans are pretty cute and Lazytown has it's charms but most of the kiddie shows we know of have these stupid musical numbers in them. The Doizee Club on the other hand doesn't and the music for the most half is an original score. Doizee is actually quite a good singer despite being a puppet ladybug. In fact she invented the Silly Doizee Dance. The characters in most kiddie shows aren't entertaining enough with the acception of Robbie Rotten from Lazytown and maybe ALL of the Backyardigans. The characters in the Doizee Club are very entertaining on the other hand especially Doizee. Even though she can't speak any English and mainly commuincates by squealing, skealing, giggling and making silly noises and no one understands what she says- she ALWAYS manages to get the message across. She's also a very good performer. Unlike her competition over in New Zealand who is a bee named Bumble (he lives in Kiwifruit Valley)- Doizee is both entertaining and appealing to all ages. Finally, another problem with most kiddie shows today is that they go stale after more than a few years of being on the air and the writers run out of ideas. The Doizee Club on the other hand doesn't, we keep the show fresh by adding new storylines and characters in each episode. And the best part is that none of the new characters we add in NEVER end up becoming annoying after a while.

Our favourite Michael Jackson songs and music videos

Top ten favourite MJ songs of ours:

1. Thriller
2. Billie Jean
3. Bad
4. Smooth Criminal
5. Black Or White
6. Ghosts
7. Invincible
8. Man In The Mirror
9. Someone In The Dark
10. Ben

Top ten favourite MJ music videos of ours:

1. Thriller
2. Black Or White
3. Bad
4. Earth Song
5. Leave Me Alone
6. Ghosts
7. You Rock My World
8. Beat It
9. Billie Jean
10. Scream

Top ten other favourite MJ songs of ours:

1. Childhood
2. Smile ( because it reminds us of Jim Carrey)
3. We Are Here To Change The World
4. Threatened
5. Leave Me Alone
6. Smooth Criminal
7. Is It Scary
8. History
9. You Are Not Alone
10. Don't Stop Till You Get Enough

Other top ten favourite MJ music videos of ours:

1. In The Closet
2. Speed Demon
3. Childhood
4. You Are Not Alone
5. Smooth Criminal
6. Heal The World
7. Don't Stop Till You Get Enough
8. Who Is It
9. Liberian Girl
10. Remember The Time

It's An Animal World

Last night we aired the music video for our new song It's An Animal World from the Bloody Roar movie soundtrack. The Bloody Roar movie comes out in two weeks and it's a martial arts movie like no other. The music video for It's An Animal World makes use of very clever morphing techniques. Bloody Roar is based on the video game series. It's got quite a lot of transformation scenes in it and you'll be pleased to know that absolutely none of them are done by CGI. Several friends, enemies and relatives of ours appear in the movie as well as us. Our cousin Johny plays Cronos who can turn into a penguin and a phoenix, our cousin Natalia plays Jenny who can turn into a bat and her boyfriend Trolse plays Stun who can become an insect. We originally had Red Ant in mind for the part of Stun because as Andria described he has red hair and resembles an ant. Our lifetime friend/mentor the master of oz plays Ganesha who can turn himself into an elephant (I guess you can say he never forgets). The movie is the third movie we've done that's based on a video game.

The many types of fantasy gamers

This is a list of the many types of fantasy role playing gamers you would find at your local comic book store or convention.

• The Court Jester- this guy serves as the comic relief, he makes numerous jokes and sometimes uses bad puns. He cheers his fellow players up when they're feeling down.
• The Thespian- this one is truly dedicated to the game, he knows his character inside and out and can play with the best of them. Sometimes can be a bit over-the-top but still a great person to have in your "party" of heroes.
• The Backstabber- this guy pretends to be one of the heroes but betrays the team much later on.
• The Obsessive- similar to The Thespian only more melodramatic and over-the-top. On ocassion someone will ask..."Did someone order a large ham?" whenever this guy acts out.
• The Rule Ogre- this one is a by-the-book kind of person, he/she often has to check the rules to see if what his/her teammates are doing is right or not.
• Lord High Bloodsport- this one is a ruthless killing machine, often plays a barbarian type role. Often very aggressive and likes to smash things- they also like blood.
• The Cheater- this one is a sneaky little scoundrel who often cheats and blaims it on a techinicality. Sometimes plays a rogue of some kind.
• The Tyranical Dungeon Master- the big man himself, the one who calls the shots. Anything he says goes. Sometimes makes the heroes suffer either because he is bored or that he feels like it.
• Sir Logic The Dullard- the resident know-it-all who tries to prove everyone else wrong. Sometimes plays a wizard type role.
• The Virtual Lech- Mr Unpopular, the guy no one likes, often plays a lowly servant role.
• The Stoner- the seriously baked guy who likes rock music, often plays a druid or a similar type of role.
• Girlfriend Trying To Please Her Boyfriend- this girl is just here to impress her boyfriend and that's all, she doesn't know much about role playing and as such is sometimes cast as the damsel in distress.
• The Mastermind- this person ALWAYS chooses to be a bad guy rather than a hero. Often laughs maniacally.
• The Prince- this guy is a classic Ted Baxter character archetype similar to Gaston from Beauty And The Beast, often chooses to play the hero.
• The Traitor- this one is similar to the Backstabber only much worse.
• The Seductress- this girl is often a vampire or evil sorceress.
• The Musician- this guy often sings songs about the heroes and their epic journey.
• Kung Fu Master- this one is often playing the role of the fighting because of his/her expertise in martial arts.
• The Nicholson- named after Jack Nicholson this one is a cross between Lord High Bloodsport and The Backstabber. Often plays a lycanthrope such as a wererat, werewolf or werecat.
• The Gentle Giant- this one is a big softy and usually plays the role of a friendly giant or a similar creature, also sometimes plays as a werejohncandy.
• The Demon Child- this one often plays the role of a creepy child with weird supernatural powers. Kind of like Tazmin.
• The Wise Man- this one helps his fellow party members by giving them advice.
• The Chef- this one's job is to prepare food for the heroes. Some of his/her dishes are good, while others aren't. Some of the really bad dishes he/she cooks up actually make very powerful weapons.
• The Robin Hood- named after the legendary Robin Hood, this character is often a thief who helps the poor by stealing from the rich.
• The Beast- this guy is a cross between the Nicholson and The Mastermind, often plays a monster type role such as a lycanthrope or ogre.

Something you should know about Doizee's show

• The problem with most kiddie shows today is that they insult the viewer's iq or attention span. I can live without Dora spouting out..."To get through the forest we have to tip toe. So stand up! Stand up please." I can also live without Barney the dinosaur and that irritating song of his. Blues Clues was as dumb as it gets and that moron of a host Steve didn't help at all (the only time we ever did watch was when Joe was the host and that's because he looked a bit like Jim Carrey in the Truman Show) and Sesame Street lost it's touch way after Jim Henson died. The Doizee Club on the other hand doesn't, and the show actually IS educational and does teach children something- in fact it teaches them many things- and Doizee is quite a good teacher.
• Most kiddie shows tend to have stupid musical numbers in them- okay so the Backyardigans are pretty cute and Lazytown has it's charms but most of the kiddie shows we know of have these stupid musical numbers in them. The Doizee Club on the other hand doesn't and the music for the most half is an original score. Doizee is actually quite a good singer despite being a puppet ladybug. In fact she invented the Silly Doizee Dance.
• The characters in most kiddie shows aren't entertaining enough with the acception of Robbie Rotten from Lazytown and maybe ALL of the Backyardigans. The characters in the Doizee Club are very entertaining on the other hand especially Doizee. Even though she can't speak any English and mainly commuincates by squealing, skealing, giggling and making silly noises and no one understands what she says- she ALWAYS manages to get the message across. She's also a very good performer. Unlike her competition over in New Zealand who is a bee named Bumble (he lives in Kiwifruit Valley)- Doizee is both entertaining and appealing to all ages.
• Finally, another problem with most kiddie shows today is that they go stale after more than a few years of being on the air and the writers run out of ideas. The Doizee Club on the other hand doesn't, we keep the show fresh by adding new storylines and characters in each episode. And the best part is that none of the new characters we add in NEVER end up becoming annoying after a while.

Doizee loves to hear from her fans. She loves to get letters and emails from her various fans. On a couple of our earlier posts we've put up Doizee's address and email address. You can send her a fan letter to tell her how much you like her show or you can send one with suggestions for a topic in any future episodes.

SCTV books and games

In addition to toys and other inventions we also invent video games and have written various books. The SCTV range of products we've done based on the canadian tv series is very impressive and it doesn't just have action figures and cuddle buddies, there are also cds, books and games.

Games:

• SCTV Studio (A Sims style game where you get to make your own sketches, make your own character and have him/her take part in a sketch, is also quite similar to The Movies)
  
• On The Air (an adventure game where you can play as one of the many cast of characters from the show, you're also given a variety of tasks to do in the game)
  
• Bob And Doug Mckenzie in The Great Beer Hunt.
  
• Who Did It? (A Clue style mystery game)

• SCTV vs SNL (a fighting game featuring characters from this show and snl)
  

Books:

• SCTV Character Compendium (a complete guide on every character from the series, has fun bonus stuff such as a personality test)
  
• Bob and Doug's Guide To Beer.
  
• Bobby and Skip's Knock-Em-Dead Joke Book.
  
• Livin Large.
  
• Count Floyd's Monster Chiller Story Theatre.
  
• Miss Falby's Fairy Tales.
  

Comics and Graphic Novels:

• SCTV Meets Power Rangers (this comic is a crossover between this show and Mighty Morphin/Zeo/Turbo era Power Rangers, has numerous classic scenes including where John Candy and the rest of the SCTV cast get the citizens of Angel Grove to safety from the chaos being caused by monkey-like monster Ape Face, and the heartwarming scene where my character heals an injured John Candy using an ancient gem with healing powers)
  
• A Friend In Need (the first appearance of Chumsley the werejohncandy, helps a lost cast member find their way back to the studio)
  
• Polkapalooza (The Schmenge Brothers go on tour and meet the Rattastein brothers from my cartoon series the Rattastein Brothers)
  
• Bob And Doug in BeerQuest (the two Canadian dudes go on a Lord Of The Rings style quest for beer).
  

CDS:

• 5 Neat Guys Gold.
  
• 5 Neat Guys Neatest Hits (Special edition, features a new song)
  
• 5 Neat Guys Sing Disney (the neatest guys of the 50s sing covers of such classic Disney songs as "You've Got A Friend In Me" , "Can You Feel The Love Tonight" "Under The Sea" , "Strangers Like Me" , "Whole New World" and "Be Our Guest")
  
• Villlain Polkapalooza (The Schmenge Brothers peform polka versions of such Disney villain songs as "Be Prepared" "Cruella De Vil" , "We Are Siamese" "You're Only Second Rate" , "Poor Unfortunate Souls", "Gaston" , "Mine, Mine, Mine" and "The Mob Song")
  
• Bobby Bittman: On The Edge (a Bobby Bittman comedy cd)
  
• Bob and Doug's Favourite Drinking Songs (includes such songs as the Chicken Dance, and Gaston from Beauty And The Beast)

Leading With My Chin

As many of you all know- our production of Leno was without a doubt one of the most sucessful shows we've ever done. The movie version was also pretty great. I think the most fun part of it was playing all those different characters as well as Jay. Of course both the stage and film versions were good. The Chintastic Extended 2-Disc Edition on Bluray and DVD has tons of bonus features including a clip of our appearance on the Tonight Show and some hillarious commentary done by me as Jay. My portray of Jay won me several awards and Jay himself even praised my performance. One time while we were filming a scene for the film version I actually had a little fun and I went around town in the Jay Leno makeup and costume pretending to be like the real Jay- no one could tell it was me- the makeup was just so well done and realistic. Again, I really love pulling off costume stunts like that.

Leno was a very fun production and the film version was also pretty fun to do.

What makes Bloody Roar unique

In a couple of weeks time we'll be releasing our latest motion picture Bloody Roar which is based on the video game series. This is the third movie we've ever done which is based on a video game. It's your typical martial arts film but with a difference. Here the reasons why this movie is unique:

• There are so many different settings in this movie, from the airport to the chinese temple. The sets are simply beautiful and have that artsy quality to them.
• The music is all remincent of music from the 1980's and the score is pretty impressive too. Also the sound effects are truly something to behold.
• The characters in this movie are all very special because they are what you call Zooanthropes- which means they can turn into a beast or hyper beast form at will. From tigers and lions to even mythical animals like the Chimera and the phoenix.
• There's a lot of cool transformation scenes in this movie and the best part is that there's no cgi involved, all of them are courtesy of our resident special fx expert Roc Hemmerson who also plays the part of Kohru the iron mole.
• Also me and my brother are in the movie as well as several friends, relatives and yes even a few enemies of ours. I play Long who can turn into a tiger and my evil counterpart Dr Madness plays Shenlong (his clone) who can also become a tiger. Tazmin Burvile plays the part of Uriko who can turn into a catgirl, Natalia and Trolse play the parts of Jenny and Stun, Master Of Oz plays Ganesha, and Captain Comedy plays Buzushima.

Doizee Club

The Doizee Club is our most popular series and here are a few reasons why.

• The problem with most kiddie shows today is that they insult the viewer's iq or attention span. I can live without Dora spouting out..."To get through the forest we have to tip toe. So stand up! Stand up please." I can also live without Barney the dinosaur and that irritating song of his. Blues Clues was as dumb as it gets and that moron of a host Steve didn't help at all (the only time we ever did watch was when Joe was the host and that's because he looked a bit like Jim Carrey in the Truman Show) and Sesame Street lost it's touch way after Jim Henson died. The Doizee Club on the other hand doesn't, and the show actually IS educational and does teach children something- in fact it teaches them many things- and Doizee is quite a good teacher.
• Most kiddie shows tend to have stupid musical numbers in them- okay so the Backyardigans are pretty cute and Lazytown has it's charms but most of the kiddie shows we know of have these stupid musical numbers in them. The Doizee Club on the other hand doesn't and the music for the most half is an original score. Doizee is actually quite a good singer despite being a puppet ladybug. In fact she invented the Silly Doizee Dance.
• The characters in most kiddie shows aren't entertaining enough with the acception of Robbie Rotten from Lazytown and maybe ALL of the Backyardigans. The characters in the Doizee Club are very entertaining on the other hand especially Doizee. Even though she can't speak any English and mainly commuincates by squealing, skealing, giggling and making silly noises and no one understands what she says- she ALWAYS manages to get the message across. She's also a very good performer. Unlike her competition over in New Zealand who is a bee named Bumble (he lives in Kiwifruit Valley)- Doizee is both entertaining and appealing to all ages.
• Finally, another problem with most kiddie shows today is that they go stale after more than a few years of being on the air and the writers run out of ideas. The Doizee Club on the other hand doesn't, we keep the show fresh by adding new storylines and characters in each episode. And the best part is that none of the new characters we add in NEVER end up becoming annoying after a while.

Doizee loves to hear from her fans. She loves to get letters and emails from her various fans. On a couple of our earlier posts we've put up Doizee's address and email address. You can send her a fan letter to tell her how much you like her show or you can send one with suggestions for a topic in any future episodes.

Werecreature templates

Here is a list of werecreatures we added in the Deluxe Monster Manual:

• all 4 Werebelushi family members (this was Joshua Louis Belushi's idea)
• WereJohnCandy (Chumsley's idea, we helped)
• WereKoala (Master Of Oz's idea)
• WerePanda (again, Joshua Louis Belushi's idea)
• All other werefelines except weretiger
• Weregrinch (Captain Comedy's idea and a suggestion of Jim Carrey's)
• WereElvis (okay, this was someone else's idea but we updated it and made it better)
• Weremoose (Lance's idea, he is one)
• WereLeno (Chinstar's idea)

The dream

I had that dream again, another one of those Jim Carrey themed dreams. It was the one where Jim bites me and I end up turning into a weregrinch. My weregrinch form is essentially what could be described as a hybrid of the grinch and Ace Ventura. It was a pretty awesome dream mind you. I like being a grinch, it's kind of fun.

My experiment i've been working on over the weeks was great a big one. I got to test out my gene splicer machine. My experiment, well.. since I saw Jim Carrey's version of How The Grinch Stole Christmas I had always wanted to become a green, hairy grinch. So with my gene splicer machine I combined my dna with Jim Carrey's in order to become a human/grinch hybrid. I think it worked because I'm now a weregrinch and can transform at will. Unfortunately I do have the problem of turning into Jim at random but it's nothing too serious. Jim and I kind of work together as one- in addition to being able to morph into a grinch I can also assume a human/grinch hybrid form and an alternate human form which is Jim himself. With my expertise in martial arts i'm quite a powerful force to be reconned with in human, hybrid or grinch form. Of course there are many advantages to this. The transformation itself isn't half bad either, there's a lot of talk about the transformation being painful and scary but that's only a lycanthrope movie cliche. Although I slightly do become more grinch-like with each passing night luckily I don't develop the taste of garbage and glass bottles as Jim and I are still rather accustomed to human food.

Music videos

You've read our song parodies on Amiright and have listened to them on cd, I admit that they are rather impressive. The only thing more impressive than the song lyrics and the songs themselves are the music videos we often make. Our music videos are usually very impressive and hi-tech with lots of animation and various special effects. Some of which use morphing effects.

Our next music video is for the song It's An Animal World from the Bloody Roar motion picture soundtrack which will be coming out in stores in a couple of weeks from now. The video will feature quite a lot of transformations in it.

Metamorphosis

Tommorow night we'll be airing our new tv special the Metamorphosis which is all about the making of the Bloody Roar movie we're making. You'll get to find out how our friend Roc Hemmerson does all the special fx and you'll get to clips from the movie as well.

So don't miss it.

The Eyes Have It

In addition to being scientists, cartoonists and producers- my brother and I also sell contact lenses, painless contact lenses might I add. We have a variety of unique ones including werewolf, grinch, zombie, lizard, alien, Chairman Drek (luminicent blue ones), and even cat ones.

Roc Hemmerson also has a variety of sfx things including fake blood, goo and various other things.

We also have a great range of fake fangs for those who want to pretend to be a lycanthrope or vampire.

Also we have various makeup appliances including the Chumsley one and the Jay Leno one.

Unreleased parodies

There's several parodies of ours that weren't published on Amiright and those were our unreleased ones. One of which was Chumsley's theme song. Another one was the Doizee Club Anthem. I also wrote a self attack Villain Sucks song about myself in style of Andria's one.

All of these unreleased songs on our greatest hits cd which is a 2 disc set.

Also the Doizee Club movie soundtrack has a remix version of the Doizee Club theme song.

Mark Of The Weregrinch

Here's a secret nobody else knows about me, i'm a weregrinch. I have a hybrid form and a grinch form, in my grinch form I kind of look like Jim Carrey as the grinch except that I don't have the termite infested teeth or the sean connery accent. I have longer hair, cute vampire-like fangs, black claws, and pointed ears. I'm fully aware of my condition and can transform at will. I am of the Lawful Good alignment. And also I do morph into Jim Carrey at random as a result of me fusing my dna with his in order to become a human/grinch hybrid. I think it's working so far.

Now the transformations aren't as scary as people say they are, in fact the whole transformation feels kind of nice. The part where green fur grows all over the body does kind of itch at first but I got used to it. Jim Carrey acts as my alternate personality and we kind of work as one.

It Takes Two

We've been quite busy over the last few days. I've recently being doing a bit of experimenting. I was testing out the gene splicer machine this weekend. I combined my dna with Jim Carrey's in order to turn myself into a human/grinch hybrid. And I think it is working, although now I do have unfortunate problem of morphing into Jim Carrey at random. I think the experiment has worked because I am now what you would call a weregrinch. And since I also turn into Jim Carrey at random I now have Jim as my alter personality. Don't worry though I am not evil, I am lawful good. No, Jim and I aren't evil but there have been some suspicions.

Jim and I are entirely two different people in the same body, we're two guys in one. Although sometimes I do kind of morph into him from time to time. It's actually kind of fun.

The rumours that the people on the message boards spread about us aren't true and those include the ones the people on BBCentral made up about us being aliens from outer space.

Two In One

We've been quite busy over the last few days. I've recently being doing a bit of experimenting. I was testing out the gene splicer machine this weekend. I combined my dna with Jim Carrey's in order to turn myself into a human/grinch hybrid. And I think it is working, although now I do have unfortunate problem of morphing into Jim Carrey at random. I think the experiment has worked because I am now what you would call a weregrinch. And since I also turn into Jim Carrey at random I now have Jim as my alter personality. Don't worry though I am not evil, I am lawful good. No, Jim and I aren't evil but there have been some suspicions. Nonetheless I am glad to be back. And you know being a weregrinch isn't as bad as people think it is, in fact it's actually kind of fun. There's a lot of talk about the transformation being painful and scary but the ones Jim and I usually have are nothing like that. Okay so the growing green fur all over your body bit kind of itches at first but over time I got used to it.



I quite like being a weregrinch, it's fun.

Jim and I love being a weregrinch, it's actually pretty cool.

The experiment

We've been quite busy over the last few days. I've recently being doing a bit of experimenting. I was testing out the gene splicer machine this weekend. I combined my dna with Jim Carrey's in order to turn myself into a human/grinch hybrid. And I think it is working, although now I do have unfortunate problem of morphing into Jim Carrey at random. I think the experiment has worked because I am now what you would call a weregrinch. And since I also turn into Jim Carrey at random I now have Jim as my alter personality. Don't worry though I am not evil, I am lawful good. No, Jim and I aren't evil but there have been some suspicions. Nonetheless I am glad to be back. And you know being a weregrinch isn't as bad as people think it is, in fact it's actually kind of fun. There's a lot of talk about the transformation being painful and scary but the ones Jim and I usually have are nothing like that. Okay so the growing green fur all over your body bit kind of itches at first but over time I got used to it.

I quite like being a weregrinch, it's fun.

Weremoose and werekatt

We like the work of two very special artists their names are Weremoose and werekatt- both of them do photomanipulations. You've seen plenty of werekatt's photomanips on our blog- and we've told you a lot about him. He used to have a site on Transfur called werekatt's werecreatures but that one got closed down for some reason. It's a shame really because that site was really cool. Weremoose's website is still running though, he hasn't updated it yet though because he's a really busy guy. You might want to check his website out sometime the address is www.weremoose.com/morphs and his deviant art page is at http://weremoose.deviantart.com. Also Werekatt's deviantart page is http://werekatt.deviantart.com

Check them out sometime.

The Incredible Mr Limpet

I don't know if you've heard this but there was once a remake of the 1964 classic The Incredible Mr Limpet in the works during the 1990's. Now in the film Don Knotts plays a nerdy bookish character who dreams of being a fish and after falling into the ocean finds that he has indeed turned into a fish and he ends up becoming a big hero at the end. Now in the 1990's there was talks of a remake of this starring Jim Carrey in the Don Knotts role- there were even some concept art designs of Jim as a fish (you can view them on cartoonist Bob Camp's blog). But something happened and the film never did get made. Now I hear that Kevin Lima (director of Enchanted) is going to direct it but there is no confirmation on who is going to play the part of the title character Mr Henry Limpet. I would like to play that part, that would a pretty fun character to be- not to mention I would look really cool as an animated talking fish.

It finally happened

It's a glorious day today and do you know why? Because that creepy little brat Tazmin Burville has been grounded for a week. She was finally caught in the act. For years she's been trying to make our lives miserable. I always knew there was something seriously wrong with her. I mean she's not like normal girls. Of course we don't have to worry about her now that she's been grounded.

I feel like a load has been lifted.

Bloody Roar the movie

We're currently at work on our latest movie- an adaptation of the Bloody Roar series of games for the Playstation. Bloody Roar is about a bunch of fighters who can turn into beast forms and are called Zooanthropes. This is your typical martial arts film but with a twist- all the characters can turn into animals.

The cast:

Long is played by me. Long can turn into a tiger.

Shenlong is played by my counterpart Dr Madness- he can also become a tiger.

Yugo is played by my older brother- he can become a wolf.



Buzuchima is played by our friend Captain Comedy- he can become a chamelelon.

Gado is played by Sam Leno- he can become a lion.

Uriko is played by Tazmin Burville- she can become a catgirl.

Shina is played by Andria Kilgor- she can become a leopard.

Xion is played by Tyrone The Terrible- Xion can become a metalic bug-like thing called an unborn.

Bakuryu is played by Joshua Louis Belushi, Bakuyru can become a mole.

Kohru is played by our resident creature expert Roc Hemmerson- he can become a robot mole.

Ganesha is played by Master Of Oz- he can become an elephant.

Cronos is played by our cousin Johnny he can become a penguin and a phoenix.

Uranus is played by our friend Kirsty - she can become a chimera.

Jenny is played by our cousin Natalia- she can become a bat.

Alice is played by Sarah (another friend of ours)- she can become a rabbit.

Stun is played by our cousin Natalia's boyfriend Trolse. He can become an insect.