Tuesday 4 August 2009

101 Fun uses and reasons for phsyical shifting (weregrinch edition)

  1. No one seems to wanna wake you up in the morning...
  2. It's ridiculously easy to get a guest spot on any tv show.
  3. Christmas carollers are either reported missing or presumed dead.
  4. Christmas carollers? What carollers?
  5. Save money on presents AND take care of the garbage at the same time.
  6. No need for a costume on Halloween.
  7. Mess with your neighbours minds.
  8. Full moon. Big party at your rich neighbour's house, put them together.
  9. Can get in free at Universal Studios or any theme park in general.
  10. Can get on for free at the movies and at any cafe.
  11. Can truthfully say "The grinch stole the other 90 reasons".
  12. Can truthfully say "The grinch stole my homework"
  13. Can catch that good for nothing punk who's been leaving a flaming bag of dog doo doo on your doorstep.
  14. Never have to worry about buying a new coat every year for winter.
  15. Can scare the heck out of almost anyone.
  16. Who needs a coat for winter? Green fur will do just fine.
  17. Can dry off by shaking entire body.
  18. Easy money: Go to a barber shop and sue for malpractice.
  19. Can lift up anything even something twice your own size.
  20. Can easily take care of annoying door to door salespeople.
  21. Finally get back at the dentist. Hey mr dentist, take a look at THESE chompers!!
  22. You can scratch/scritch yourself w/o the aid of a person or object.
  23. You will easily be chosen for the role of the Grinch in the local theatre production of How The Grinch Stole Christmas.
  24. Rick Baker will want to become a personal friend.
  25. Jim Carrey will also want to become a friend of yours.
  26. Be the center of attention on Saint Patrick's Day.
  27. Can easily see in the dark.
  28. Can sneak past any security system.
  29. Can easily blend in anything green.
  30. Steady job as a ninja.
  31. Can finally get back at that fat lazy bastard Santa for not giving that present you always wanted. Sayonara fatman! (evil laughter)
  32. Can freak people out by giving them a really grinchy smile.
  33. Charity donators will be too scared to ask you for charity money.
  34. Winning first prize at the costume contest? Piece of cake!
  35. No need for a letter opener when opening letters.
  36. Can easily shred junk mail for camp fire.
  37. Steady job as a professional wrestler.
  38. Steady Job as movie/video game villain.
  39. Can give a person one heck of a back scratching.
  40. Nice icebreaker at parties, also good for keeping away all that holiday riff raff.
  41. Good for young kids to give them something nice & furry to pet.
  42. Can sell shredded fur to thread companies.
  43. No one will ever tick you off again.
  44. When someone tells you "Bite me!", you can!
  45. Can imitate Jim Carrey.
  46. Can use claws to poke holes in cans.
  47. Mom wont tell you not to play with your food.
  48. Will never be bothered by Christmas carollers again.
  49. Universal Studios theme park will want you to be the grinch for their Grinchmas celebration.
  50. Cutlery? Who needs cutlery?
  51. You can do a *great* Jim Carrey imtitation
  52. Can spook the new neighbours easily...
  53. Security wont bother you when you go to rob fort knox of it's gold.
  54. The police won't be much of a problem either....
  55. Can easily scare off the salvation army.
  56. More than a match for Robbie Rottten from the Nick Jr tv show Lazytown.
  57. Attract every entertainment magazine in the world.
  58. Can easily be hired for security.
  59. Fur is excellent for snuggling. :)
  60. One heck of a Jack Nicholson grin.
  61. Can scare people at the beach by pretending to be a seaweed monster.
  62. Can scare people on camping trips by pretending to be Bigfoot.
  63. Can scare people on ski trips by pretending to be the abombinable snowman.
  64. Can hear people coming up to you w/o turning head.
  65. Can easily scare off trick or treaters, salespeople, christmas carollers, and Salvation Army
  66. members asking for charity money/items.
  67. Can easily get a job as a spy or assassin.
  68. Can get away with basically anything.
  69. Can easily rob any store.
  70. Can react better to people who want to ask you for charity money.
  71. Customers are nice to you when working the customer service dept. at a store.
  72. Can *easily* have anything your heart desires.
  73. Will be slightly safer in town after dark.
  74. Nobody will bother you if you go out for a late night stroll in the park.
  75. Can evade police officers easily.
  76. Good shot at being a replacement for Jim Carrey in the Grinch sequel.
  77. Could be next new character in Tekken 6.
  78. Have chance to be included in the next video game.
  79. No need to shower or bathe.
  80. Mall santas do not stand a chance.
  81. Save on soap! Just buy shampoo.
  82. Never have to go shopping for food or presents again
  83. Spokesperson on the tastiness of green ketchup.
  84. Be the worst nightmare of all your enemies.
  85. Dental Hygiene via glass bottles.
  86. No need to worry about spending money on presents this Christmas.
  87. Never have to see a doctor *AGAIN*!
  88. Get Fox's next "Encounters" special all to yourself!
  89. X-Files? You ARE one!
  90. Can Easily groom & clean yourself.
  91. Scratching/scritchon always fun.
  92. Can find better things to do than shopping at Christmas!
  93. First prize at every costume contest.
  94. Be feared by enemies and adored by your friends.
  95. Can take over the world!
  96. Can do a really menacing stare that is so scary it would make Clint Eastwood shudder.
  97. Can play all sorts of nasty pranks on your enemies
  98. Can scare even the bravest of men.

  99. Same goes for trick or treaters, Salvation army members and door to door salesmen.
  100. The claws have so many uses.
  101. It's SO DAMN *COOL*!
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