Role play and kits

We're going to tell you about some of the role play toys and special kits we've made.

Special Kits:

• Grow Your Own Audrey II kit

This kit has everything you need to grow your own little bloodsucking Audrey II plant, it comes with 3 packets of Audrey ii seeds, a container of blood, and a little plant pot to put the seeds in. All you need to do is take the little seedling out of the packet, place it in a nice pot with soil, add a little bit of fake blood, and voila...within seconds you will have your own very own Audrey II plant. This one got recalled because of the numerous deaths that were reported. You can still get this one in second hand stores and at yard's sales.

• The Build Your Own Deathtrap Kit

Inspired by the 90's comedy Nothing But Trouble (starring Dan Akyroyd and John Candy playing two roles) this kit has everything you need to build your very own deathtraps like the ones from the film. It comes with various machine parts and other useful things needed to build a deathtrap with. This one got recalled because numerous people got hurt because of it. Like with the one above it can be found in second hand stores and yard sales.

• Gremlin Maker Kit

Inspired by the movie Gremlins this kit allows you to make your very Mogwai to look after and play with. It comes with everything you need to make your own little mogwai including various monster parts. Just three important rules, 1. Do not get them wet. 2. Do not expose them to sunlight. and 3. Do not feed them after midnight.

• Create A Monster kit

Inspired by the film Igor, this kit has everything you need to create your own monster. It comes with various mad scientist tools as well as various body parts to put on your monster. Watch your monster come alive before your very eyes.

• Action Figure Customiser kit

This kit has everything you need to customise your action figures. It can be used on any action figure. We used it once on a Buffy action figure- we made it into an action figure of Andria.

• Alien Creation kit

This kit has everything you need to create your very own alien. All you need to do is place your little alien figure in a container- fill the container with water and within minutes you will have an alien.

• Robot Construction kit

If you love robots or like building things in general, this kit is the perfect kit for you. It comes with various robot parts so you can build your own robot friend/guardian. Also comes with a remote you can use to activate your robot's many functions.

• Raise The Dead kit

This kit has everything you need to start your own zombie invasion. It comes with various parts, is inspired by the Evil Dead films and comes with a book of the dead. This one got recalled because parents complained about their kids wanting to become necromancers. Last time someone used it a whole army of the undead rose from their graves and we had a Night of the living dead situation- we had to get Bruce Campbell to help us sort it out. You can find this one in second hand stores, yard sales, and the occassional knick knack shop and sometimes in joke shops and costume stores around halloween or anytime there is a zombie walk.

• The Sick Day kit

Ever wish you could just get out of doing stuff you'd really hate to do? Well with the Sick Day kit, you can. This kit comes with everything you need to avoid working. It comes with various containers of assorted diseases, allergies and other medical problems. Also comes with a germ in the box.

• Create Your Own Dino kit

Inspired by the great Jurassic Park franchise, the create your own dino kit has everything you need to create your very own living breathing prehistoric dino. Like with the create your own alien kit, all you need to do is place the dino egg in a container filled with water and within seconds you will have your very own dino. If you keep in it there for a longer time it will grow bigger each time.

Role playing items:

• Halloween Costume Morph-O-Matic

This handy device turns the user into whatever they dressed as for Halloween. You can also use this for sci fi/comic book conventions too.

• Monster Morpher

This watch-like device allows the user to turn into a variety of different monsters from horror icons like Freddy Krueger to mythical beasts like a dragon, this device has an amazing selection of monsters and the morphs are painless. We often use this on halloween. For zombie walks we choose the "Zombie/deadite" form, for Christmas parties we always go with the "Grinch" form which is the Jim Carrey version, for sci fi conventions we go with alien ones.

• Fantasy Quest Morpher

If you're into Dungeons and Dragons or other fantasy related fun this unique power rangers style morpher is for you. This is one of the Final Fantasy IX products we made to commerate the movie. It enhances your rpg experience by allowing you into turn into a variety of fantastic fantasy hero archetypes as well as more than a few monsters.

• Working Omntrix

This working repilica of the Omntrix watch from Ben 10 can turn the user into any of Ben's alien forms including ones from Ben 10 alien force. My brother likes using this one for sci fi conventions. It has all of Ben's alien forms on it even the new ones from Ben 10 alien force.

• VillainTrix (black)

This invention of Tyrone The Terrible turns the user into a variety of Disney villains. The main selection of villains includes Scar, Ratigan, Hades, Jafar, Gaston, and Shere Kahn as well as a couple of others including Oogie Boogie from Nightmare Before Christmas.

• VillainTrix (purple)

This is the one for girls this one turns the user into a variety of Disney villainessess. The main selection includes Ursula, Morgana, Narissa, Yzma, Maleficent, and Cruella as well as a couple of others like Madam Mim and Zira from the Lion King II.

• Vampire/Vampiress Amulet

This amulet turns you into a vampire/vampiress. Which means you'll be able to stay up all night long. Of course it also means you'll have to avoid going out in daylight but you'll get used to it.

• Fishperson Amulet

This amulet makes you part fish. Which means you'll be able to breathe underwater and you'll be the best swimmer on the planet.

• Werecat Amulet

This amulet gives you the power to turn into a fearsome werecat.

• Grinch Amulet

Inspired by the Jim Carrey version of How The Grinch Stole Christmas, this amulet gives you the power to become a grinch- resembling the one from the film plus you get all the cool powers that come with it.

These handy role play items are available in all toy stores, second hand stores, yard sales, and knick knack stores.

Jeff Goldblum factoids

Here are some factoids about Jeff Goldblum.

• He is a very talented actor.



• He is NOT dead.



• He is NOT watching anyone poop.



• He is NOT a drunk.



• He is very intelligent and his roles in movies like The Fly often show it.



• He played the part of Dracula in the goosebumps pc game Escape From Horrorland.



• He is the voice of Falco in the Millitary Koalas movie. Falco is the shapeshifter of the group.



• He has a restraining order on Doizee. Doizee thought The Fly was real and that he was a real human/fly hybrid and attemped to catch him and eat him.

• He's made appearances in at least 2 Doizee Club movies.

Now a lot of people tell me that I remind them of him, and it's true I am a lot like him- to be exact i'm like his character in The Fly except I haven't been turned into a mutant human/bug hybrid- my brother on the other hand has- we have a telepod just like the one from the movie- and me and my brother have both had our gene's splice with some other creature by accident- well I had mine accidentally fused with Chumsley the werejohncandy so I slowly underwent a metamorphosis into Chumsley (it was a nice form to visit, but I wouldn't want to live in it) while my brother ended up being fused with a fly like in the movie and ended up becoming this grotesque Brundlefly clone. My transformation into Chumsley wore off after a week- I discovered a way to reverse it- turning me back into my normal self, my brother's Brundlefly transformation however took a couple of months to wear off not to mention it was pretty gross, but in the end we managed to figure out a way to turn him back to normal. He still kept the superpowers though.

I went as Seth Brundle for halloween once, there was also a morph I did of me into him- I'll post that sometime.

Oddly enough, I had a couple of dreams that were just like The Fly. Here's what they were:

• The first one is where I get my dna merged with that of a panda and end up becoming this human/panda hybrid that is about the same size as John Candy.
• The second one is where I try fusing my dna with that of John Candy and end up becoming a Chumsley clone or a big guy with a lion's ears, a black nose, whiskers, a mane and a tail (kind of a feline version of John Candy's character from Spaceballs). Which are actually quite nice. Except sometimes if I get it wrong I either end up becoming some sort of undead ghoul or some sort of Frankenstenian creature.
• The third one is where I combine my dna with that of some Star Wars aliens. Some turn out pretty good like the Wookie one and the Ewok, but the hutt one doesn't turn out the way I planned. I would rather not describe how that one went.
• The fourth one involved my brother getting his dna fused with that of our friend Dan McCloud's pet lizard (his name is Charles) and becoming a human/reptile hybrid crimefigher named Reptillico.
• The fifth one involved me fusing with the neighbour's cat Lancealot and becoming a cat-person (half human half feline) which kind of comes in handy because it made me a formidable rival for that creepy little brat Tazmin Burvile (who is already pretty cat-like).
• The sixth one I recall is where our friend the Master Of Oz falls into the sea and becomes some sort of fishman after fusing his dna with that of our old pet fish Triton. He calls himself the Incredible Mr Ozward- it's a reference to the 1964 classic The Incredible Mr Limpet (there was going to be a remake of this movie with Jim Carrey in it, but sadly it never saw the light of day).
• This most recent one is where I fuse my dna with that of the grinch (it takes place at Universal Orlando during grinchmas) and become part grinch- pretty much becoming more grinch-like and resembling Jim Carrey's version of the grinch except for a few differences one of which being that I don't have the terrible termite infested smile (I have vampire teeth instead) or the Sean Connery accent and with quite long hair and black claws on my fingers and toes(the grinch has them in the film except you can't see them too well).

A couple of South Park character creations

Here's a couple of south park character creations of ours:

This first is Freddy Krueger from Nightmare On Elm Street. .

This next one is our friend Joshua Louis Belushi aka werejoshpeckprince

This one is Sweep. Sweep is a character in the british kiddie show Sooty Heights. He is a dog who squeaks a lot.

This is our friend Tyrone The Terrible.

And finally this one is the Grinch. We tried to make it as close to the movie version as possible.

Animal House character

This is a character in our Animal House story.

Name: Murdoc Mclann.
Delta Tau Chi Name: Dungeon Master.
Secret: Has psychic powers+ has magic powers.
Personality: Mysterious yet brave.
Hair Colour: Black.
Eye Colour: Green.
Zodiac sign: The Rat.
Likes: Ruining Neidermyer's day, Making the omegas suffer, Playing D and D, casting various spells on Neidermyer, commanding entire armies, causing random acts of havoc, humilating the dean using magic.
Dislikes: The dean, Neidermyer, the omegas, anyone who disobeys his orders.
Famous acts: Once transformed Neidermyer into a cockroach, once read the dean's mind, once used his powers to mess with the omegas minds, humilating the dean for 20x in a row.
Characteristics: Has long hair in a ponytail, has glowing eyes, is mysterious but brave, is an expert Dungeon and Dragons player, can see into the future, can read minds, has amazing magic powers, can summon entire armies of monsters out of his monster manual, wears eye shadow, has a bit of stubble.
Favourite food: Pixie sticks.
Favourite drink: Dr pepper.
Favourite animal: Owls and ravens.
Colour choice: Black.
Unusual habits: Wears KISS Makeup, comes up with new monsters during class, rides to class on a fire breathing dragon, eyes glow sinister red whenever angry, often has visions of the future, plays Dungeons and Dragons a lot, often lurks in the shadows, carries every piece of essential rolepaying equipment with him in a black case shaped like an arrow case.
Schemes involved in: Operation TP, Operation Party, Operation Raid, Operation Steal, Operation Hostile Take Over (Co Operator), Operation Ruin the omegas, Operation Make the dean look the stupid, Operation blow up the school gym, Operation Hellfire (Organiser), Operation Havoc, Operation Get Neidermyer, Operation humilate Neidermyer, Operation Trap (Organiser).
Grade Point Average: Dungeon Master doesn't have any grade point average at all and will never ever have one.
Position: Local Dungeons and Dragons expert.
Age: 15.
Bio: Dungeon Master is a warlock like his older brother Alex but he is also a mystic and can see into the future. He is avid player of d and d and can summon entire armies out of his monster manual.

Jim Carrey morphs

I've been becoming Jim Carrey a lot recently, so here's a couple of lists of the transformations i've undergone so far.

Forms I have been turned into so far:

• Grinch
  
• Jim himself
  
• Ace Ventura
  
• The Mask
  
• Riddler
  
• Bruce Nolan
  
• Count Olaf
  Unlockable forms I have been turned into:
  
• Chip Douglas aka the Cable Guy
  
• Andy Kaufman

• Carl Allen
  
  Ones I am yet to do:
  
• Fletcher Reede
  
• Walter/Fingerling
  
• Count Olaf (full length)
  

Ones for special occassion

• Halloween: Vampire, weregrinch.
  
• Christmas: Grinch, weregrinch.
  
• Full moon night: Weregrinch.
  

Superpowers I get:

• God-like powers (Bruce Almighty morph)
  
• Super strength, keen senses, enhanced stealth, super speed, ability to see in the dark (Grinch or weregrinch morph)
  
• Flight, turning into a bat, immortality, mind control (vampire Jim)
  
• Shapeshifting, cartoonish superpowers (as the Mask or as Jim in general)
  
• The ability to talk to animals (as Ace Ventura)
  
• Voluntary Shapeshifting (as Jim again)
  

Side effects of Jim morphs:

• I have developed a split personality
  
• I have become more flexible and apparently can make funny faces which is something I never was able to do before.
  
• I have also become part grinch. Which means every full moon night I become a weregrinch.
  
• Sometimes slipping into wacky mode even when trying to be serious.
  
• Grinch-like instincts which sometimes act up especially around Christmas.

the moose

This is one of our favourite artists, his name is Lance Halloway but he prefers to be called weremoose. He has two sites where his art can be seen one is at Weremoose.com which contains a lot of photomorphs and the like, and the other is his Deviantart page. His art is actually quite good.

So when you get the chance, check out of some of his work.

South park character creations

Here are some more South Park character creations

This first one is of me as one of the undead. Me and my brother take part in zombie walks sometimes and our costumes are usually the m0st realistic. I also get to play a deadite in our reinactment of the Evil Dead films and Army Of Darkness starring Chinstar as Ash.

This is my brother as a werewolf.

This is Andria in her werecat form.

This is me turning into a weregrinch. Rawr!

This is Tazmin, the 12 year old terror. Said to be a babysitter's worst nightmare.

This is Tazmin as a werecat.

This one is of me with scary yellow eyes and fangs like Michael Jackson in the Thriller music video. (In a scary warped voice) "GO AWAY!!"

And finally this is Tazmin with scary cat eyes and fangs just like Michael Jackson in the Thriller music video. And I thought she was creepy before.

Grinchiness

Captain Comedy was bitten by Jim Carrey during Christmas of 2000 and now every full moon night he turns into a weregrinch. I've been a weregrinch myself. I only turn into one at Christmas though. I also unfortunately change into Jim Carrey at absolutely random moments thanks to the Jekyll/Hyde elixir I made.

Now there's been a lot of talk about the transformation always being painful but for some reason he never seems to be phased by it, his transformations are quite cool to see. In his weregrinch form he looks just like Jim Carrey as the grinch except with cute little fangs, a long mane, pointed ears, he also has razor sharp claws which are longer than the ones werewolves have because grinch claws are rather long and black , he also doesn't have the sean connery accent the one in the film had- he has Jim Carrey's regular voice and he sometimes growls a little,and he's really great at scaring people. He can actually do the "claw" (you know that trick Jim did in Liar Liar? Raaar, here comes the claw, it's going to get you, grrrrrr!) by turning his left hand into a hairy grinch hand with black clawed fingernails. The glowing yellow eyes kind of help him to see in the dark. He actually likes being a weregrinch, so much so that he's become even more grinch-like every night. The guy who usually comes by to collect our garbage never goes around that route because he is now scared of him. Also, there's been a great shortage of mall santas around Christmas because of this- Darwin turns into his weregrinch form and maims them. There's a beware of grinch sign on the front lawn of his house.

You don't want to tick him off, anyone who does is reported missing the next day- sometimes presumed dead.

South Park character creator

We love to use the south park character creator to make our own south park characters.












This one is me




























































This one is my brother








































This one is the master of oz who is our mentor/friend.






































































































Finally, this one is Andria.

American Werewolf remake

Word on the street is that John Landis has given Dimension Films the rights to a remake of the 1981 werewolf film American Werewolf In London. We're not sure what to make of this.

It is our favourite werewolf film, the transformation scene is pure gold, I haven't seen a werewolf transformation scene that good since then.

John Landis will be talking about American Werewolf on tonight's episode of Horror Talk with Roc Hemmerson.

We don't know what's going to be done with the American Werewolf remake but we hope it's going to better than that stupid sequel American Werewolf In Paris which had absolutely nothing to do with the original.

Horror Talk With Roc Hemmerson

You don't want to miss Horror Talk tonight. In tonight's episode Roc's guest is John Landis. Also my brother demonstrates his amazing impersonation of the demon from the Exorcist. We also get to look at some freaky creepy crawlies including his own pet spider. Also, Roc introduces a new segment called Monster Makers where horror fans send in pictures of their various customised horror movie action figures. Also, local wolf expert Silverwolf31 tells us the history of werecreatures in pop culture and folklore. Also me and my brother get our makeup done by Rick Baker.

In case you missed yesterday's episode, the guest Roc had on his show yesterday was Robert Englund (you know him as Freddy Krueger from the Nightmare On Elm Street films).

Tommorow night's guest will be John Cassir (the voice of the Crypt Keeper from Tales From The Crypt) , Thursday night's guest is author Stephen King and Friday's guest is Tim Curry.

Also he'll be airing the special In The Lair Of The Roc Monster tonight, which will treat viewers to a special look inside Roc's famous studio/lab.

Tenacious D

My brother and I both agree that Tenacious D is the coolest rock band ever. We went to a concert of theirs once. It was awesome. We've got Tenacious D T shirts and a few other merchandise. My teacher Heidi Courtsee always objected to this kind of music because she considered it be negative and inapprioate- then again that dumb old broad thought ALWAYS thought everything we did was negative and innaprioate so who gives a rat's behind about what she thinks? We don't. Seriously that woman was bat f*** insane! I'm surprised that she has ended up in the mental asylum yet. Yet again almost all of the teachers we had to deal with in school were either pure evil, overly loud and obnoxious or just plain crazy.

We don't care what some people think of Tenacious D, we love them. My mom met Jack Black at an art museum once, she should have asked him for an autograph because that would have been awesome. We're still miffed that she didn't do it. I've had lots of dreams featuring Jack and also Kage- most of the time they're kind of long epic ones with transformation scenes in them. Sometimes we either see JB or Kyle but often see them together in the same dream. One of my most recent ones is where I'm at the Kids Choice Awards, back stage fixing the broken slime machine and Jack walks in and says hi, me and my brother introduce ourselves and also tell him we're his biggest fans, Jack tells us that we have excellent taste (which is what he also said when our mom met him) and we get his autograph, then much later on in the exact same dream I end up turning into a sasquatch type monster.

The Tenacious D concert by the way was awesome, there were lots of special effects and they sung their classic stuff like Tribute plus some songs from the Tenacious D movie. There were also appearances by Satan, the Anti Jesus, Charlie Chaplin and Colonel Sanders. Of course their biggest fan Lee was there as well. It was one heck of a concert.

We have a great range of Tenacious D toys we made ourselves including two interactive electronic plush dolls Jittery Jables and Kage- they talk, sing, and interact with eachother. The Jittery Jables one also makes some really crazy noises and yells..."CAFFIENE!" every few seconds.

There's also a Tenacious D Pick Of Destiny playset we did it was the security room of the rock and roll museum with working lasers- unfortunately this one was recalled because apparently the lasers caused someone to go blind.

Manimal

There was this really cool show that used to beon during the 1980's, it was called Manimal and it was about a handsome intelligent professor with the power to turn into any animal. The two main animals he could turn into were a panther and an eagle- he could also become a bull, snake, and on some occassions a horse or a dolphin. The odd thing is that those ones were done offscreen while the panther and eagle ones were done on screen. It's a shame we never got to see those ones. It's also a shame that the show got cancelled, because me and my brother loved watching it.

Our dad knows a guy who is a lot like the main character from the show.

If we either get around to it, we might a movie of it. Lance Halloway aka weremoose would be great as Dr Jonathan Chase who is the main character.

Grinch transformations

These are the first set of grinch forms, most of which are based on the Jim Carrey version of the grinch from the movie. Grinches are a rare breed, they're not that many of them.

Half Grinch
Powers: Limited at first to just super strength and a few others
Transformation triggered by: Terror.
Morph level: Easy.
Controlable: Umm…sort of.
Info: The half grinch form is the first form you take before proceeding to grinch and the other forms. With limited powers and only no advanced moves to learn just basic ones- this is how you start off.

Grinch
Powers: Your standard grinch powers including super strength and very kenses.
Transformation triggered by: extremely emotions such as jealousy.
Morph level: Medium.
Controlable: Yes…but it’s quite difficult.
Info: This is the basic form of grinch- the transformation is easy at times but quite difficult to control. The standard grinch ablities are included with this form.

Super Grinch
Powers: Enhanced grinch powers.
Transformation triggered by: Fury, pain.
Morph level: Easy.
Controlable: Yes.
Info: This form of grinch packs a punch…literallly! You’re a mean green fighting machine….you’re a tower of power!

Golden Grinch
Powers: Legendary powers that no other grinch form posessess (Except for god grinches)
Transformation triggered by: Jealousy.
Morph Level: Medium.
Controlable: Yes.
Info: This form is a little harder to get used to, but once you get the hang of it…you’ll find that switching to this form and back is as easy as pie.

Ultimate Grinch
Powers: Super powerful grinch powers.
Transformation triggered by: shock.
Morph level: Easy.
Controlable: Yes.
Info: Ultimate grinch is probably the best one you’re gonna get next to the ones I’m going to mention next. Ultimate grinch form gives the user invulnerability and super enhanced versions of the standard grinch powers.

Mega Grinch
Powers: Mega awesome powers.
Transformation triggered by: Pain.
Morph level: Hardish.
Controlable: Yes.
Info: Mega Grinch means mega powerful, mega fantasic, and MEGA AWESOME! Think of it as like having a dozen bottles of Megamilk+ a smidge of protein shakes. This grinch form is quite strong.

God Grinch
Powers: Godly powers like in Bruce Almighty.
Transformation triggered by: Magic.
Morph Level: Easy.
Controlable: Yes.
Info: Halluejuah! The grinch gods have spoken! You are the chosen one! God grinch powers are astounding! Congratulations!

Vampire Grinch
Powers: Flight plus other grinch powers.
Transformation triggered by: Vampire grinch bite.
Morph Level: Easy as 12 3.
Controlable: Yes!
Info: Now you possess the ability to fly as well as the standard grinch powers….amazing! You’re a vampire grinch with more ontime flights than any superhero!

Weregrinch (My fav)
Powers: Form shifting, weregrinch powers of pure amazement and wonder.
Transformation triggered by: Weregrinch bite.
Morph level: Easy.
Controlable: you bet.
Info: I used to be a werewolf but I’m alright Noooooooooow!This is the form I secretly wish to have. This form gives you awesome Shapeshifting powers as well as standard grinch powers, amazing isn’t it?

Psychic Grinch
Powers: Psychic powers+ Grinch powers (excellent combo)
Transformation triggered by: Mind link/thoughts.
Morph level: Easy.
Controlable: Yep.
Info: This is the psychological side of a grinch- the psychic grinch with it’s wise wisdom, mind control, levitation, mind reading, and future sight is a rather mystical sight indeed. His/her powers are psychological and give the user full control of their transformations.

I've been turned into more than a few of these, but mainly i'm only half grinch so far.

The Buzz On Doizee

We're going to share a little story with you about the Doizee Club movies.

The Doizee Club tv series is one of our most popular series- it's great for adults and kids. At first we didn't know if the Doizee Club movies would be sucessful or not- we thought they were going to bomb. But they turned out to be superb and a hit with audiences. Even though she is a puppet ladybug, Doizee is quite a good actress.

Audiences are familar with Doizee's ditzy best friend roles from those wacky comedies we started out doing. She has a lot in common with Josh Peck of Drake and Josh fame including the fact that she used to be chubby just like him. She's very sensitive about her appearance so she decided to lose it- she got liposuction.





Doizee was first discovered in Majorca, Spain. We saw her in a shop and she was just so cute and yet there was something comical about her. We bought her. At the time we were working on a children's series with animal puppets, she auditioned with several other animal puppets but her audition was the best one.
Even though she is mostly the non-verbal type and commuincates by skealing (which is kind of high pitched squeal and chirps and other sounds) she won our hearts over with her incredible performance.

Doizee's favourite food is not like that of other ladybugs, she does not eat aphids she eats flies. She also has a voracious attempt and can and will eat almost anything- even anything that's ten times her own size. She thought the movie The Fly was real and that Jeff Goldblum was a real human/fly hybrid and wanted to see if he was edible so she almost tried to eat him but he filed a restraining order against her.

Doizee has 5 kids, the oldest being Doizee Jr who is 13 and the youngest being Countess who is 7.

Doizee is married to Cid, who is a ladybug hand puppet.

On July 9th 2006, Doizee started the Help A Friend Charity Foundation.

Doizee has worked with many big name stars. In the early 1980s she was featured in the Chumsley and Friends animated shorts which featured John Candy as the voice of our mascot Chumsley the werejohncandy. In December 23rd 2000, she was in the Doizee Club Christmas Special which featured Jim Carrey as a guest star (fresh from How The Grinch Stole Christmas).

She owns her own clothing line of Doizee Club brand clothes and has her own perfume titled Eu De Doizee.

Doizee's work

You know, we didn't know if the Doizee Club movies would be sucessful or not- but it turns out they were- all of them are. Doizee is quite the performer.

Doizee Club movies:
The Doizee Club (1997)
The Doizee Club Goes To Mars (1998)
Doizee Club Safari (2000)
Doizee Club Pirate Adventure (2001)
Doizee Club Jungle Journey (2003)
Doizee Club Fairytale Quest (2004)
Doizee Club Dino Hunt (2005)
Doizee Club And The Ice Village (2006)
Doizee Club Egyptian Adventure (2007)
Doizee Club In Dreamworld (2008)
Doizee Club In The Big City (2009)
Note: Doizee Club Safari, Doizee Club Pirate Adventure, Doizee Club Jungle Journey, Doizee Club Fairytale Quest and Doizee Club Dino Hunt were all produced by Doizee herself- we were co-producers of those ones. We directed and produced the original movie and it's sequel, as well as Doizee Club And The Ice Village, Doizee Club Egyptian Adventure, Doizee Club in Dreamworld and Doizee Club In The Big City.

Doizee Club tv specials:
Doizee Club Storytime Village (1997)
Doizee Club Halloween Spooktacular (1998)
Doizee Club Funtime Xmas Special (2000, guest appearance by Jim Carrey)
Doizee Club Friendship Day Parade (2001)
Doizee Club Land Of Make Believe (2003)
Doizee Club Mermaid Adventure (2004)
Doizee Club Journey Across The World (2005)
Doizee Club Sweetheart Valentine's (2006)
Doizee Club Tall Tales (2007)
Doizee Club And The Golden Castle (2008)
Doizee Club Theme Park Adventure (2009)

Hairy Carrey

We've had quite a few dreams with Jim Carrey involved in them, some of which were good ones others were nightmares and others were a mixture of both.


Jim dream 1#:
Me and my brother are with Jim Carrey along with our friend Darwin "Captain Comedy" Chance walking in the park at night when all of a sudden a horde of zombies appear, they all appear to be zombified versions of our old friends and enemies. We soon realised that we are outnumbered by the zombies and have no choice but to hide in a dark alley. Once we hide in the dark alley which is located near the chinese cafe, we start thinking of a plan to get through this, my brother suggests that we should call Bruce Campbell but Darwin goes "That sounds like a good idea but he's probably busy." Jim Carrey then says.."Wait a minute! I have an idea!", and then puts to the sky. It's a full moon night. Jim jumps into the moonlight and begins to transform- sprouting green fur all over his body, he also grows claws, fangs, bushy eyebrows, pointed ears, really long hair and his facial features become very grinch-like- the transformation sequence pays homage to the show Manimal btw. When the transformation is complete we see that Jim has become a weregrinch, Darwin joys in by changing into his weregrinch form as well. Weregrinches Jim and Darwin then slink around in the shadows, a couple of zombified friends of ours show up and try to attack us but then weregrinch Jim leaps up in the air and lunges at them- slashing them with his razor sharp claws, Darwin does the same thing.


Jim dream 2#:
This one involves my brother and I going to look in the toyshop for mushabellies and we find one that looks like Silly Billy (the big ladybug one with the long wiggly arms) except it's green and it talks (it's voiced by Jim Carrey), so we buy him. The mushabelly is a lot like Ace Ventura and at one point talks out of it's butt like Ace does.

Jim dream 3#:
This is the one where I BECOME Jim and some of his characters mainly Ace Ventura, the Mask, Grinch, Count Olaf, Fletcher Reede, Vera Di Milo, The Ridler and Bruce Nolan. The transformations are more like slow but gradual morphs, they're not painful or anything- they're actually kind of nice.



Jim dream 4#:

A crossover between The Mask, the Grinch and Ace Ventura. Basically Ace finds the mask that Stanley wore in the Mask and ends up becoming an anthro grinch. At one point I get transformed into a grinch at one point but only half way (about 30-40%).

Facts about the Master Of Oz

Here are some facts about our friend/mentor the Master Of Oz:

• His full name is Matthew D. Ozmodius


• He is the creator of the Millitary Koalas character and also the voice of Nigel in the cartoon.


• His favourite comedian is Eddie Izzard.


• He is a superb singer.


• His hobbies include magic, singing, dancing and art.


• He is good at doing magic tricks.


• His favourite tv show is Whose Line Is It Anyway?


• His favourite singer is Michael Jackson.


• His favourite animal is the koala.


• He lives in a castle with a picture of a smiling koala on it. On the walls is a Millitary Koalas mural my brother painted-the mural depicts a scene from the Millitary Koalas movie- the scene is the epic battle scene where the millitary koalas fight off Morlock the dropbear's minions- Andria's character is holding a grenade and is getting ready to throw it.


• He is our mentor and has worked with us on many tv shows and productions.


• He likes to help people by giving them advice.


• The story on how he created Millitary Koalas: In early January 2005 he was surfing the web and found a list of tv shows and movies featuring anthromorphic superhero animal characters on Wikipedia. He was checking to see if there was any that hadn't been done yet. His original idea was going to be a show about karate kangaroos but he decided not to do that because that one had already been done- it was a film called Warriors Of Virtue so he went with koalas instead- ones that are cute but tough- hence the title Millitary Koalas.
• He has written a number of books about the Millitary Koalas including his most recent one The History of the Millitary Koalas which has backstories on all the main heroes including Andria's character Madonna.

We don't know what he looks like, but he prefers to be mysterious. So here's what he would look like if he was a Millitary Koalas team member:

Changes

There are quite a few shapeshifters in our neighbourhood, and we've been turned into a lot of things.

Me:

• Wereleno
  
• Chumsley
  
• werecat
  
• Vampire
  
• Jim Carrey (happens regularly now, but still uncontrolable)
  
• Grinch (actually I turn into one all the time around the christmas season)
  

My brother:

• Werejackblack
  
• Werecat
  
• Brundlefly clone
  
• Deadite
  

Master Of Oz:

• Talking koala
  
• Chinese dragon
  
• Thylacine
  
• Merman.
  

Sam Leno/Chinstar:

• Wereleno
  
• Lion
  
• Dragon
  
• Kangaroo
  

Roc Hemmerson:

• Teen wolf style werewolf
  
• Gorilla
  
• Florida Panther
  
• Racoon

Dan McCloud:

• Gecko
  
• King Cobra
  
• Ninja Turtle
  
• Komodo Dragon
  

Kirsty:

• Tigress
  
• Artic Fox
  
• White Rabbit
  
• Antelope
  

Tazmin:

• Werecat
  
• Panther
  
• Tigress
  
• Lioness
  
• Florida Panther
  
• Leopard
  
• Jaguar
  
• Cheetah
  

Mom:

• Mermaid
  
• Red Fox
  
• African Wild Dogg
  
• Bat (fruit bat)
  
• Florida Panther
  

Dad:

• Grey wolf
  
• Shark man
  
• Tiger
  
• Doberman
  

Cousin Johnny:

• Monkey
  
• Red Panda
  
• Rabbit
  
• Coyote
  

Cousin Natalia:

• Vampire Bat
  
• Panther
  
• Black cat
  
• Grey wolf

Cousin Marco:

• Eagle
  
• Russian Blue
  
• Red Wolf
  
• Tazmanian Tiger
  

Tyrone The Terrible:

• Bat
  
• Rat
  
• Tim Burton-esque demon (that's his super powerful monster form)
  
• Giant snake
  

Dr Madness:

• Giant snake
  
• wererat
  
• Racoon
  
• Tyranosaurus Rex
  

Captain Comedy:

• Monkey
  
• Lemur
  
• Red Panda
  
• Weregrinch (especially at xmas time)
  

Josh Belushi:

• Panda
  
• Werejosh (a member of the werebelushi family)
  
• Lemur
  
• Persian cat
  

Jade Belushi (his sister):

• Werebelushi
  
• Tigress
  
• German Sheppard
  
• Panda
  

Darth Rangoon:

• Roger the alien from American Dad
  
• Boa Constrictor
  
• Snow leopard
  
• Two Headed Dragon
  

Nigel Von Sinister:

• Panther
  
• Bat
  
• Komodo Dragon
  
• Werefox.
  

Lance Halloway aka Weremoose

• Weremoose (that's his favourite)
  
• Sully
  
• Timon
  
• Pumba
  
• Goofy
  
• Pluto
  
• Beaver
  
• Yoshi
  
• Bowzer
  
• Donkey Kong
  
• Tauren
  
• Pandaren
  
• Orc
  
• Two Headed Ogre
  
• The Beast
  
• Zebra
  
• Reindeer
  
• Gargoyle
  
• Broadway (from Disney's Gargoyles cartoon)
  
• Stitch
  
• Bothan (from Star Wars)
  
• Jar Jar (also from Star Wars)

Note that all of Tazmin's transformations are all cat related. She loves cats so most of her transformations are into some sort of cat. Dan McCloud's ones are reptiles such as lizards because he likes reptiles. Two wereleno ones are mine and Chinstar, the Brundlefly one is one my brother turned into and the grinch ones are Captan Comedy's and mine- well he's a weregrinch i'm only half grinch.

In the lair of the Roc Monster

Our friend Roc Hemmerson is showing people a tour of his rather impressive studio in a special called In The Lair Of The Roc Monster which will be airing this Tuesday.

You'll get to see a few of his monster creations and a few mechanical wonders.

Jim Carrey weregrinch tf story

The grinch is our favourite Jim Carrey film. It suprises me that they aren't many grinch transformation stories or artwork around. Me and my brother have written a few stories in which the main character turns into a grinch (made to look like Jim's version, of course). Two of which were submitted to Doc's Lab which is a transformation story website, but were rejected. And we did a Heinz green ketchup ad where someone transforms into the grinch. We are also working on a story in which Jim Carrey himself becomes a weregrinch. We hope to get that one done by the end of this month.

They should do more grinch transformations. Grinches in general should NOT be ignored. The grinch should be added to Universal's great monster lineup which consists of Dracula, Wolfman, Frankenstein, Invisible Man, Dr Jekyll/Mr Hyde, Phantom Of The Opera and the mummy- there is room for one more furry creature and that particular creature is the grinch.

Grinches in general get a bad rap, people think they're scary but in actuality grinches are actually very sweet.

Now i'm not a grinch myself, well except around grinchmas. (chuckles) But I do know this, Jim Carrey really likes being green.

Ultimate Fighting game

I had a dream where my brother invented the ultimate fighting game. They were all sorts of characters from tv/cartoons/movies/comics/books in there. It was called of like that Mugen thing. For those who don't know what Mugen is-it's a program that allows you to add different characters of all kinds into a fighting game. My brother is in the middle of inventing a fighting game just like that- he calls it Extreme Fighting Champions.

The main playable characters in it:

• Hank (voice provided by Sam "Chinstar" Leno) - he is a Bruce Campbellesque action movie star. His moves are similar to the ones used by Paul from Tekken.
• Bill (voice provided by me) - he is a scientist who specialises in gene splicing. He can mutate any part of his body at will. His fighting style is similar to Ryu from Street Fighter.
• Andria (voice provided by Andria Kilgore)- She's an alcholic and also a tigress. She's very tough and very agile. Her fighting style is similar to Sonya's fighting style from Mortal Kombat.
• Scott (voiced by my brother) - Scott is a computer technician, he has a robot arm and can shoot lazers out of his eyes. His fighting style is Taek Won Do.
• Jimmy (voiced by Darwin "Captain Comedy" Chance) - Jimmy is a Jim Carrey-like funnyman who is also a weregrinch. His fighting style is ninjitsu.
• Alice (voiced by Kirsty) - Alice is a ballerina who has the power of telekenesis. Her fighting style is in ballet dance style.
• Tyler (voiced by our cousin Johnny) - Tyler is a heavy metal rocker who is also a vampire. His fighting style is Muwai Thai style.

Transformations

I'm going to tell you about the few different forms me and my friends have been morped into:

Me:

• Wereleno
• Chumsley
• werecat
• Vampire
• Jim Carrey (happens regularly now, but still uncontrolable)
• Grinch (actually I turn into one all the time around the christmas season)

My brother:

• Werejackblack
• Werecat
• Brundlefly clone
• Deadite

Master Of Oz:

• Talking koala
• Chinese dragon
• Thylacine
• Merman.

Sam Leno/Chinstar:

• Wereleno
• Lion
• Dragon
• Kangaroo

Roc Hemmerson:

• Teen wolf style werewolf
• Gorilla
• Florida Panther
• Racoon

Dan McCloud:

• Gecko
• King Cobra
• Ninja Turtle
• Komodo Dragon

Kirsty:

• Tigress
• Artic Fox
• White Rabbit
• Antelope

Tazmin:

• Werecat
• Panther
• Tigress
• Lioness
• Florida Panther
• Leopard
• Jaguar
• Cheetah

Mom:

• Mermaid
• Red Fox
• African Wild Dogg
• Bat (fruit bat)
• Florida Panther

Dad:

• Grey wolf
• Shark man
• Tiger
• Doberman

Cousin Johnny:

• Monkey
• Red Panda
• Rabbit
• Coyote

Cousin Natalia:

• Vampire Bat
• Panther
• Black cat
• Grey wolf

Cousin Marco:

• Eagle
• Russian Blue
• Red Wolf
• Tazmanian Tiger

Tyrone The Terrible:

• Bat
• Rat
• Tim Burton-esque demon (that's his super powerful monster form)
• Giant snake

Dr Madness:

• Giant snake
• wererat
• Racoon
• Tyranosaurus Rex

Captain Comedy:

• Monkey
• Lemur
• Red Panda
• Weregrinch (especially at xmas time)

Josh Belushi:

• Panda
• Werejosh (a member of the werebelushi family)
• Lemur
• Persian cat

Jade Belushi (his sister):

• Werebelushi
• Tigress
• German Sheppard
• Panda

Darth Rangoon:

• Roger the alien from American Dad
• Boa Constrictor
• Snow leopard
• Two Headed Dragon

Nigel Von Sinister:

• Panther
• Bat
• Komodo Dragon
• Werefox.

Lance Halloway aka Weremoose

• Weremoose (that's his favourite)
• Sully
• Timon
• Pumba
• Goofy
• Pluto
• Beaver
• Yoshi
• Bowzer
• Donkey Kong
• Tauren
• Pandaren
• Orc
• Two Headed Ogre
• The Beast
• Zebra
• Reindeer
• Gargoyle
• Broadway (from Disney's Gargoyles cartoon)
• Stitch
• Bothan (from Star Wars)
• Jar Jar (also from Star Wars)

Grinch transformation story

My brother and I are working on a weregrinch transformation story involving Jim Carrey. It's set around Christmas time. We are thinking of how we're going to write Jim's metamorphosis into a weregrinch. We are considering the following options:

• American Werewolf In London style
• Quick and painless
• Slow and gradual

Let us know which one you would like us to put in.

Freaky Jay nightmares

I admit it, Annie Are You Okay's song parody about Jay Leno creeped the hell out of me- and I normally AM a big fan of Jay's and a close friend, but that song parody of hers gave me nightmares. I've had about 27 nightmares with Jay as the main antagonist in them in total and these ones are nightmares 12-14.

Jay Nightmare 12#:
Little Shop Of Horrors parody. Exactly like the film. Transformation scene is of Cartman into some sort of plantboy. Villain songs by Jay include "Feed Me" "Mean Green" and "Suppertime". Jay plays the Audrey II plant. My mom can be seen during the scene where the Audrey II plant eats the dentist. Has quite a few scary scenes. Quite a bit of blood is shown. Fortunately mom doesn't get eaten but there is a scene where the Audrey II plant tossess her around like a ragdoll.

Jay Nightmare 13#:
A rock opera themed one. It's a rock opera with me as the main character mom, Ratty, Piwi, dad and Troles have supporting roles in it, Kage and Jables make appearances in it alongside their dad's, and Jay plays the villain who is a vampire. Transformation scene is of me turning into a vampire after being bitten by Jay. Villain songs by Jay include "I Want Your Blood!" ""Tasty Blood", and "I'm Gonna Get Ya" - Tasty Blood has the same tune as the song Toxic Love (sung by Tim Curry as the voice of Hexxus in Ferngully). This one was very scary, especially the "I'm Gonna Get Ya" song sung by Jay, and also my transformation into a vampire, and the scene where she go up to Jay and he hissess at her. There is quite a lot of blood shown in this one. Mom doesn't die in this, but falls under Jay's spell and becomes his slave.

Jay Nightmare 14#:
A parody of the film Christine. In it, dad buys a new car, the car in particular resembles one of Jay's own cars- this one has dad as the title character. Jay provides the voice of the car. My dad thinks that his new car is great and so does mom but I think there's something weird about it. Turns out that the car is evil and a lethal killing machine. The villain song from Jay for this one is "Run Over You". Transformation scene is of mom turning into some sort of robot that can meld with machinery. Scary scenes including the evil car running people over. Mom doesn't die in this but does become a robot in one scene. There's not too much gore in it. This one scared me a lot.

Jay Nightmare 15#:
A homage to movies like Society and Monster Squad. Basically i'm wondering around the house really late at night, I walk into the living room and am freaked out to see that the Tonight Show is on tv, Jay's doing one of his monologue jokes, my dad's asleep and my mom is the only other person in the house who's awake at this hour, I try turning the volume down but nothing happen, I then try changing the channel try turning the tv off but no matter how much I try- Jay is still on the tv. So I turn werejohncandy and smash the tv with my super strength. I exit the room, but as I exit it- I hear Jay's voice taunting me, I get really scared, I then cry for him to stop but he doesn't listen and continues tormenting me. I run into my mom's bedroom, I turn back into my human form and tell mom that Jay is trying to get me, then Jay appears saying that he wants revenge on me for those "letters" i've sent him, I try to fight him off but then Jay hits me really hard with his chin. Then I undergo a painful American Werewolf style transformation into a wereleno- which is extremely horrible, I become evil and everything. The villain song Jay performs in this is "No Escape". The transformation scenes including 2 ones of the little Jay doll turning vampric and one extremely horrifying painful American Werewolf style one of me changing into a wereleno (it's really scary). Mom doesn't die in this but unfortunately she is her bedroom with me when I undergo my painful transformation of turning into a wereleno. This one is the scariest one i've ever had- the scene where I turn into an evil wereleno is very traumatizing, mainly because it's a homage to American Werewolf In London and the fact that it's a very painful transformation (I cry out "Help me! Please help me! Help me! No! No! I don't want to be a wereleno again! Help me! Heeeeeelp me! Nooooooooooooooo!" while in mid transformation into a wereleno and what makes it creepier is that my voice kind of changes from my normal voice to Jay's nasty nasally voice). That transformation sequence scared me to no end (the growing chin part was very horrible and painful). This nightmare is the one i'm most scared by the most, and this nightmare is the main reason why I'm sometimes freaked out by Jay. I've been having this one frequently and to this very day whenever I see Jay on tv or in pictures or anything like that I freak out.

Zoo Tycoon

Zoo Tycoon 2 is one of our favourite computer games. We're very good at it. Our zoo is named the Neverland Valley Zoo, after Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch.

The animals we have in our zoo at the moment are:

• Tigers
• Black leopards (aka panthers)
• Florida panthers
• Wolves
• African Wild Dogs
• Grizzly Bears
• Pandas
• Red Pandas
• Koalas
• Lions
• Giant Gallapagus tortoises
• Giraffes
• Elephants both African and Asian
• Wolverines
• Chimps
• Oranguatans
• Gorillas
• Lemurs
• Snow leopards
• Markhors
• Cheetahs
• Gazelles
• Komodo Dragons

We hope to add some dinosaurs as soon as we get the Extinct Animals expansion pack ,we already have the endangered species expansion pack.

Doizee Club series

This is the list of Doizee Club movies in total.

The Doizee Club (1997)
The Doizee Club Goes To Mars (1998)
Doizee Club Safari (2000)
Doizee Club Pirate Adventure (2001)
Doizee Club Jungle Journey (2003)
Doizee Club Fairytale Quest (2004)
Doizee Club Dino Hunt (2005)
Doizee Club And The Ice Village (2006)
Doizee Club Egyptian Adventure (2007)
Doizee Club In Dreamworld (2008)
Doizee Club In The Big City (2009)
Note: Doizee Club Safari, Doizee Club Pirate Adventure, Doizee Club Jungle Journey, Doizee Club Fairytale Quest and Doizee Club Dino Hunt were all produced by Doizee herself- we were co-producers of those ones. We directed and produced the original movie and it's sequel, as well as Doizee Club And The Ice Village, Doizee Club Egyptian Adventure, Doizee Club in Dreamworld and Doizee Club In The Big City.

horror makeup shows

Universal Studios Horror makeup show is one of the best in the whole park.

Here are some of the movies that they show:

• "Dracula" (Bela Lugosi version) (shown during the show and in montage of horror clips)
  
• "Frankenstein" (Boris Karloff version) (same as previous)
  
• "The Wolf Man" (same as previous)
  
• "The Mummy" (Boris Karloff version) (same as previous)
  
• "The Mummy" (Brendan Frasier version) (same as previous)
  
• "The Creature from the Black Lagoon" (shown in a version of the montage with horror clips)
  
• "The Phantom of the Opera" (Lon Chaney version) (shown during the show and montage)
  
• "The Hunchback of Notre Dame" (Lon Chaney version) (same as previous)
  
• "The Bride of Frankenstein" (shown in a version of the montage with horror clips)
  
• "Psycho" (the original) (shown in a version of the montage with horror clips)
  
• "Jaws" (shown in a version of the montage with horror clips)
  
• "Brazil" (shown in a version of the montage with horror clips)
  
• "The Frighteners" (shown in a version of the montage with horror clips)
  
• "Tales from the Crypt: Bordello of Blood" (shown in a version of the montage with horror clips)
  
• "Shadow of the Vampire" (shown in a version of the montage with horror clips)
  
• "Monty Python's" (shown in a version of the montage with horror clips)
  
• "Jurassic Park" (shown in a version of the montage with horror clips)
  
• "Bride of Chucky" (shown in a version of the montage with horror clips)
  
• "An American Werewolf in London" (shown during the show and in montage of horror clips)
  
• "Army of Darkness" (shown in a version of the montage with horror clips)
  
• "Van Helsing" (shown during the show and also in montage of horror clips)
  
• "The Thing" (shown in a version of the montage with horror clips)
  
• "This Island Earth" (shown during the show)
  
• "The Mole People" (shown during the show)
  
• "Monster on the Campus" (shown during the show)
  
• "Creepshow" (shown during the show in an earlier version)
  
• "Ghost Story" (shown during the show in an earlier version)
  
• "The Exorcist" (shown during the show in an earlier version)
  
• "The Fly" (shown during the show in an earlier version)
  
• "Beetle Juice" (shown during the show in an earlier version)
  
• "Scar-face" (shown during the show in an earlier version)
  
• "The Nutty Professor" (shown during the show in an earlier version)
  
  Here are some that are used in the exibits,
  
  
• "Legend"
  
• "How the Grinch stole Christmas" (recent version)
  
• "Hellboy II"
  
• "They Live"
  
• "Halloween II"
  
• "It Came from Outer Space"

Now I think saw a scene from Videodrome in the montage once. I'm not sure, but it could have been from that film.

Reasons why we like Universal Studios

Universal Studios is one of our favourite theme parks besides our own one and Disneyland. Here are the reasons why:

• One word: Grinchmas. This is Captain Comedy's favourite event there. The whole look of the Seuss Landing area is made to resemble Whovile. You also get to meet the grinch.
• Halloween horror nights. This is Tyrone The Terrible's favourite event. The reccuring characters are pretty cool. Last year and the year before that had Freddy Krueger.
• The live shows- especially the Blues Brothers, Beetlejuice, the Ghostbusters one and the horror makeup show. The horror make up show is the best, you get to see some really cool and freaky stuff. My favourite part of that was Brundlefly coming out of the telepod. My brother tells me that I remind him of Jeff Goldblum sometimes.
• The rides. My personal favourite is Shrek 4D. I also love the Jurassic Park ride and the Simpsons one.
• The characters you get to meet and greet. We just love getting to meet Woody Woodpecker and the rest of those wacky cartoon stars. Also, when we were waiting in line for Shrek 4d we met Shrek, Fiona and Lord Farquaad.

Universal Studios is a pretty cool theme park.

My brother knows someone who got to take part in the horror makeup show once.

The Doizee Club

We're going to share a little story with you about the Doizee Club movies.

The Doizee Club tv series is one of our most popular series- it's great for adults and kids. At first we didn't know if the Doizee Club movies would be sucessful or not- we thought they were going to bomb. But they turned out to be superb and a hit with audiences. Even though she is a puppet ladybug, Doizee is quite a good actress.

Audiences are familar with Doizee's ditzy best friend roles from those wacky comedies we started out doing. She has a lot in common with Josh Peck of Drake and Josh fame including the fact that she used to be chubby just like him. She's very sensitive about her appearance so she decided to lose it- she got liposuction. She's now very skinny as you can see in this photo of her.














List of Doizee Club movies in all:

• The Doizee Club (1997)
• The Doizee Club Goes To Mars (1998)
• Doizee Club Safari (2000)
• Doizee Club Pirate Adventure (2001)
• Doizee Club Jungle Journey (2003)
• Doizee Club Fairytale Quest (2004)
• Doizee Club Dino Hunt (2005)
• Doizee Club And The Ice Village (2006)
• Doizee Club Egyptian Adventure (2007)
• Doizee Club In Dreamworld (2008)
• Doizee Club In The Big City (2009)

Note: Doizee Club Safari, Doizee Club Pirate Adventure, Doizee Club Jungle Journey, Doizee Club Fairytale Quest and Doizee Club Dino Hunt were all produced by Doizee herself- we were co-producers of those ones. We directed and produced the original movie and it's sequel, as well as Doizee Club And The Ice Village, Doizee Club Egyptian Adventure, Doizee Club in Dreamworld and Doizee Club In The Big City.

Doizee Club tv specials:

• Doizee Club Storytime Village (1997)
• Doizee Club Halloween Spooktacular (1998)
• Doizee Club Funtime Xmas Special (2000, guest appearance by Jim Carrey)
• Doizee Club Friendship Day Parade (2001)
• Doizee Club Land Of Make Believe (2003)
• Doizee Club Mermaid Adventure (2004)
• Doizee Club Journey Across The World (2005)
• Doizee Club Sweetheart Valentine's (2006)
• Doizee Club Tall Tales (2007)
• Doizee Club And The Golden Castle (2008)
• Doizee Club Theme Park Adventure (2009)

Like with the Simpsons the Doizee Club often has halloween specials during the month of October. The Doizee Club Halloween Spooktacular had a spider as a villain- Tyrone The Terrible provided the voice of the spider who was based on Vincent Price.

The spider is slated to make an appearance as one of the icons at the Halloween monster mash this year. The halloween monster mash is an event that happens at our museum/theme park, it's kind of like Halloween Horror Nights at Universal Studios- we have one each year. Also slated to appear are Morlock the Dropbear from the Millitary Koalas movie, Darth Rangoon, Nigel Von Sinister, Tyrone The Terrible and Katie the werecat girl (a character who is based on Tazmin). Chumsley the werejohncandy is one of the main icons, there's also Undead Elvis, Igor, the werebelushi siblings Scab and Veruka, and a few famous horror characters like Jason Voorhees- this year Ash from the Evil Dead movies is going to be one of them.

Here's a couple of facts about Doizee:

• She has 5 kids.
• Her mother died in a fire.
• She commuincates by skealing which is kind of like squealing.
• Her favourite food is flies.
• She has a voracious appetite and has been known to eat almost anything including plastic bowls and on occassion people's hands.
• Her favourite movie is A Bugs Life
• Jeff Goldblum filed a restraining order against her. She thought the movie The Fly was real and that Jeff was a real human sized fly- she tried to eat him once.
• The first place Doizee was discovered was in Majorca, spain.
• She never taught her first child Doizee Jr how to fly. Shes' been meaning to do it for quite sometime but was busy with other things.

photomanipulations by us

Here are some cool photomanips my brother and I did.

This first one is of Jim Carrey as a weregrinch. The Grinch is one of Jim Carrey's best roles in my opinion.

This one is of me as Michael Jackson. My brother added the speech bubble with the song lyrics in it.

This is one of me as Scar from the Lion King. It's the first one in my Disney villain set.

This is one of me as Ratigan from the Great Mouse Detective. This was a request of Tyrone The Terrible who is a huge Vincent Price fan.

This one is of me as Gaston from Beauty And The Beast. It's also a homage to the Evil Dead films. I added the scars and the chainsaw hand. I always thought Gaston and Bruce Campbell looked a like.

This is my combo one of Scar and Simon Cowell ,it was inspired by a parody that Agrimorfee did on Amiright.

This is one I did of myself as a wereleno. You see that lantern jawed avenger of darkness there? That's me. I used to be an evil wereleno you know. I have no idea how I got turned into one but I like to tell numerous stories about how it happened though. The transformation was NOT pretty, it was long, dramatic, painful, scary, and traumatic- the chin growing part was the worst. Chinstar's a wereleno too but he's a hero, me on the other hand I was evil when I was one- this caused a riff in our friendship and we ended up becoming enemies and had to fight eachother. But I got better, I got turned back to normal in the end.

Werekatt

As you know we have been displaying some photomanipultion work of the artist known as werekatt. If you are interested in seeing the whole gallery of what werekatt has to offer, click this link:
http://werekatt.deviantart.com/gallery/

By the way, werekatt is a guy.

Our personal favourites are the cat ones and the teenwolf style werewolf ones. Mouserella is also a good one, and the mermaid ones are rather nice.