Final Fantasy 9 behind the scenes secrets

We're going to tell you some facinating behind the scenes secrets and trivia about the FF9 Movie


Behind the scenes secrets and trivia:

• It was our good friend Sam Leno who suggested that Patrick Warburton be the voice of Captain Adelbert Steiner. Patrick Warburton is best known as David Puddy on Seinfeld and played the Tick in a live action series based on the comic of the same name.
• The song playing in the background during the final scene where Princess Garnet and Zidane are dancing is an instrumental version of You Are Not Alone by Michael Jackson.
• The "clanking" noises Steiner's armour makes when he walks were created by my brother clashing several pots and pans together.
• Patrick Warburton improvised his own version of Steiner's theme music, that version can be heard on the soundtrack.
• Bruce Campbell was considered for the voice of Steiner.
• In the scene at the marketplace where General Beatrix is trying to sell some items, most of her lines in that scene were adlibbed by Andria herself.
• The dream sequence in which Garnet is viewed as an angel was inspired by a painting from the Final Fantasy 9 art book.
• The song being played during the end credits is a cover of Melodies Of Life (which is the theme from the game) and was performed by our 3rd cousin Natalia (who is a musician).
• The castle battle scene where the castle turns into a robot is based on the transformation scene from the 80's transformers film.
• The roar that the summon Ifirit makes is kind of similar to Godzilla's roar except louder.
• Unlike '''Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within'', this movie was a lot more faithful to the game franchise.
• The General Beatrix character also appears in the scene where the heroes are in the palace of Regent Cid (who is Garnet's uncle) who was turned into a bug, she gives him a potion that was supposed to turn him back into a person but when the regent drinks it he turns into a frog, he also turns into a little cat, a hamster, and a fish.
• In the scene in the marsh where Quina is catching frogs, one of the frogs is playing a lute. This is a homage to Kermit the Frog. There are also three frogs that croak out..."Qui...na...Quin!"- they pay homage to the Budwiser frogs.
• If you stay during the end credits you may see some scenes that were not in the script. For example there is a scene where Quina tastes different sweets from all over the world.

Song lyrics

,Here we have the song lyrics to a song called Once Bitten, it's from the movie of the same name.

I saw your face and knew right away
Something inside me trembled tenderly
To your eyes, from what I could see..
You'd be mine.
Though your mind it is filled with doubt.
But I'm begging you to hear me out.
Believing your suspicions.
Once Bitten, you will feel no pain boy.
Once Bitten, singing in the rain boy.
Lightning starts, oh-oh
Your heart's gonna be mine forever.
Gonna be mine forever
You will feel no pain boy.
Eyes on fire looked at me
I saw something there
You didn't want me to see.
Your desire burned in me
Like a flame.
I know what it is you need.
Why make it harder than it has to be?
I'll help you spread your vision
Once bitten, you will feel no pain boy
Once bitten, singing in the rain boy
Lighting starts, oh-oh
Your heart's gonna be mine forever
Gonna be mine forever
You will feel no pain boy
See the light, hear the thunder.
I need your touch
It's a spell you put me under.
Be known to know you
Gonna be mine forever
and I ain't lyin
Once bitten, you will feel no pain boy
Once bitten, singin in the rain boy
Lighting starts, oh oh.
Your hearts gonna be mine forever.
Gonna be mine forever
Once bitten, you will feel no pain boy
Once bitten, you'll never be the same boy.
Lightning starts, oh-oh
Your hearts gonna be mine forever
Gonna be mine forever
Once Bitten, you will no feel pain boy
Once Bitten, singin in the raaaain.
Whoah
Your heart's gonna be mine forever
Gonna be mine forever
Once bitten.

What Creeps Me Out

You what really creeps me out? Those commercials with food that appears to be sentient and able to talk! Talking food is really creepy.

One commercial that ALWAYS creeped me out as a kid were the Sugar Puffs adverts where there's some kid and there's a box of Sugar Puffs cereal and for some reason the kid tries to grab it but there's something that's preventing them from doing it so the kid yells...."I WANT MY...(in a gruff monster voice) HONEY!" and turn into this hairy yellow monster called the Honey Monster. Those adverts made me afraid of the Honey Monster for life.

Normally I like adverts where people turn into some kind of creature but those Sugar Puffs ones scared the hell out of me.

What happens FF9 different than other animated films

Today we are going to tell why the Final Fantasy 9 movie is different than most animated movies. Here are the reasons why:

• Even though the movie is in motion capture animation, the character designs a lot different than the ones you would expect from a film of this calibur. Now in most motion capture animated films the characters tend to look extremely creepy and almost zombie-like, this is called the Uncanny Valley. But the characters in the FF9 Movie on the other hand are full of life and are fun to watch. And the designs in this are amazing.
• Unlike most animated films today there is NO crude toilet humour or jokes that get over the audience's head. That is because unlike most animated films today-ours have heart.
• The voice performances in this movie are simply perfect. And you'll love watching every one of Steiner's antics.
• The soundtrack has a rather unique and at the same time enchating score. Reminicent of the music from Titanic and Lord Of The Rings. Also on the soundtrack is a cover version of the song Melodies Of Life.
• There's a lot of wonderful creatures in this movie, from fearsome demons to adorable little moogles and chocobos.
• There's plenty of action, adventure, and romance with a little bit of comedy thrown in. The chemistry between Steiner (Voiced by Patrick Warburton) and General Beatrix (the character Andria provides the voice for) is simply beautiful.
• The scenery is simply mind blowing.
• Not only can you see in regular cinemas now but you can also see it in Imax 3-D.
• It's perfect for the whole family.

Eye Of Horus

There's something we're really ashamed of, and that is the time we had to write a script for a school play- and a sucky one at that. The play was a musical about the Egpytian times- me and my brother produced and wrote the script for it- we orginally wanted it to be an action/adventure film like the Mummy movies but the school's lousy drama teacher Carl insisted on making it a sappy happy musical. What's worse is that none of the actors were right for the parts, the kid playing the pharoah was an Asian dork named Hwon, what's even worse is that the girl playing the pharoah's wife was some freakish looking Asian girl with a stupid accent her name was Abigail I think, also the girl playing one of the pharoah's servant girls was a 300lb Caucassian girl named Rossa. The girl playing the villainess was an ugly, brutish bully named Sally Webster- which just makes it worse because this girl was like the bastard offspring of The Hulk and an orc from Lord Of The Rings. The casting was completely off. Then to make things worse the villainess's army of minions were a group of creatures called "sand people" which makes them an extremely bad ripoff of the Jawas and Tusken Raiders from Star Wars. What's worst is that I was considered to play the "leader" of this so called group of minions, you see.. Carl had made a few changes to the script (the one me and my brother had been WORKING ON the whole damm time) and when I read it I was horrified to see that the sand people get killed off at the end of the big battle scene and that included the leader (the role that I had been considered for). I went up to Carl during rehearsals and gave him quite a stern talking to. I yelled in a most over the top manner...."Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaarl! WHAT ON EARTH HAVE YOU DONE TO THE SCRIPT ME AND MY BROTHER HAVE WORKED SO HARD ON? What kind of atrocity is this? IT'S NOT THE SAME!!!!!! The casting is all wrong, the kids in this play CAN'T ACT AT ALL and another thing, THERE ARE TOO MANY MUSICAL NUMBERS IN THIS PLAY and it's WAY TOO CUTESY. The script me and my brother worked on for this play was genius....PURE GENIUS! But then YOU had to come along and change it for the worst. The script is RIIIIIPE with historical innaccuracy! Change the script back to what it was BEFORE you changed it into the tripe it is now or else I'LL QUIT!". Carl refused to change the script back to the way it used to be so I then yelled...."OH OKAAAAAAY THEN! IF THAT'S THE WAY YOU WANT TO PLAY IT THEN THAT'S FINE WITH ME, I DON'T CARE, DO WHATEVER YOU WANT WITH IT, JUST REMEMBER.....MY BROTHER AND I SPENT ALL F**** WEEK WORKING ON THAT SCRIPT, you could have left it the way it was....BUT NOOOOOO....YOU HAD TO CHANGE IT. WELL I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, BECAUSE YOU'VE CREATED A MONSTER...........A MONSTER! THE SCRIPT WAS GOLD BEFORE YOU CAME ALONG AND RUINED IT! ME AND MY BROTHER ARE THE REAL EXPERTS HERE. YOU SIR, HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO TALENT. YOU ARE THE WORST DIRECTOR WE HAVE EVER WORKED WITH................EVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER! You are also THE WORST drama teacher we have ever met! You have no talent!". Carl then asked me if that was the truth and I responded...."YOU WANT THE TRUTH? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! No truth handler, YOU! Bah, I deride your truth handling abillities. And another thing, you can shove this script up your a** because I QUIT! GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR!". Me and my brother then walked out with dignity. A couple of weeks later the play premiered and it was a flop. Me and my brother couldn't bare to watch it, because it was horrible- it was so horrible it made Battlefield Earth look like the Godfather. It was even worse than those stupid "original" movies they show on Disney Channel. So I decided to get my revenge on Carl for what he did to the script. I used the Ben 10 working omnitrix and turned myself into Wildmutt (the dog-like alien) and trashed his office.
So later on me and my brother decided to make the play into a movie, but we decided to make it A LOT better than the godawful play was. We made into a motion capture animated film. We made it a cross between 300 and Army Of Darkness. The captain of the pharoah's men ( voiced by Sam Leno) was made to resemble Bruce Campbell. Unlike the original play, the enemy army are Deadite-like zombies, and the priestess now has a motive. In the original play the evil high priestess wasn't particular evil as she didn't have a motive- she just wanted the eye of Horus amulet for some reason. We gave her a motive in the film, we made it that the reason she wants the amulet is because it makes the wearer super powerful. And we also made her a LOT more evil as well. There's a scene where she puts on the amulet and she turns into a snake-like demon, this was inspired by quite a few scenes in movies where the bad guy turns into a big scary monster (this is known as a One Winged Angel act, the name cames from the song One Winged Angel which is the theme of the villain Sepiroth in Final Fantasy 7) such as Maleficent's dragon transfomation in Sleeping Beauty, Jafar's cobra tf in Aladdin, and Thulsa Doom's snake monster transformaiton from Conan The Barbarian.
The movie was released to great acclaim, and many said it was much better than the play was.

Everything's Out To Get Me

I don't know why but somehow everyone is out to get us. The guys at the Blues Brothers central message board are CONSTANTLY stalking me,they've got my IP adress and every thing, but I didn't do anything wrong. There's nothing they can prove. I'm innocent. For a while when I was on Amiright I suspected that some of the other parodists were also out to get me too- well except for Andria that is. Call me paranoid but I think someone/something might be watching me. Someone's trying to mess with my head. This reminds all too well of that film The Cable Guy. That movie where Jim Carrey plays a lonely and disturbed cable guy in need of a friend, unfortunately his chosen friend (played by Matthew Broderick) isn't too sure about this, at first the two become very close pals but Jim's character begins to take over his whole life.

The information contained on this following post from BBCentral is disgusting and false. I have done absolutely nothing wrong, they are just trying to mess with my head. But they went a bit too far by invading my privacy. They know absolutely nothing about me and would even sell their souls just to get a story sold. They are creeping me out with the way they are behaving. Stalking is wrong and in some states it is considered illegal.
http://www.bluesbrotherscentral.com/forum/introductions/6225-meet-blackadder-5-a.html#post72363

So from today, I am issuing a new rule....NO ONE from Blues Brothers Central is allowed to come and see my blog. Only family members and friends of mine are allowed to see it.

Also if this is Takkuneg or BBCentral- GET OUT OF MY LIFE! You don't see me meddling in whatever buisness YOU are doing. So leave me alone.

And also if this is Dr Madness....DO NOT steal any of my inventions, enter them in some sort of contest and then claim them as your own.

Leave Me Alone: Cable Guy Version

This is a song parody we did, it's a parody of the song Leave Me Alone by Michael Jackson (R.I.P). This song is about that underated Jim Carrey gem The Cable Guy in which Jim's character is a lonely and disturbed cable guy who needs a friend unfortunately his desired friend (Matthew Broderick) isn't too sure about it. Jim's character is so desperate that he even resorts to stalking in order to get the attention he deserves.

Aaow!-Hoo Hoo!


Listen Chip, It's been great.
But now you must leave.
I Don't Care What You Say
Don't You Come Walkin'
Beggin' Back Pal.
Thanks for what you've done
I Gave You The Money, you gave me the cable.
But now you must leave.
I know you're lonely
And that you need a friend.
But you're creeping me out.

('Cause There's A Time When
I'm Right)
(But I won't start a fight)
I'm sorrry Chip, Don't
You Know
(And There's The Choice That
I'll Make)
(And This Choice I Will
Take)
See you later.

Chip, Just Leave Me Alone
Leave Me Alone
(Leave Me Alone)
(Leave Me Alone)
Leave Me Alone
(Leave Me Alone)
(Leave Me Alone)
(Leave Me Alone)
Leave Me Alone-Stop It!
Just Stop Stalkin me okay.
(Just stop)

I've had a great time.
But now I don't Need You
I'm sorry but this is how..
Chip, I'm sorry..
But this is how it must be.
Now you must go now.
You Got A Way Of Scaring Me
With your twisted behaviour
I Found Out Right Away
You're nothin but trouble.
You want me to be your friend.
But I tell you there's no way.
'Cause
('Cause There's A Time When
I'm Right)
(But I won't start a fight)
I'm sorrry Chip, Don't
You Know
(And There's The Choice That
I'll Make)
(And This Choice I Will
Take)
See you later.

Chip, Just Leave Me Alone
Leave Me Alone
(Leave Me Alone)
(Leave Me Alone)
Leave Me Alone
(Leave Me Alone)
(Leave Me Alone)
(Leave Me Alone)
Leave Me Alone-Stop It!
Just Stop Stalkin me okay.
(Just stop stalking me)

('Cause There's A Time When
I'm Right)
(But I won't start a fight)
I'm sorrry Chip, Don't
You Know
(And There's The Choice That
I'll Make)
(And This Choice I Will
Take)
See you later.

Chip, Just Leave Me Alone
Leave Me Alone
(Leave Me Alone)
(Leave Me Alone)
Leave Me Alone
Leave Me Alone
Chip, Just Leave Me Alone
Leave Me Alone
(Leave Me Alone)
(Leave Me Alone)
Leave Me Alone
(Leave Me Alone)
(Leave Me Alone)
(Leave Me Alone)
Leave Me Alone-Stop It!


Just Stop Stalking me
(Just Stop stalking Me)
Don't Come Back now
Don't Come Back now
Don't Come Asking Me
Don't Come Beggin'
I like you..
But I don't want you..
I Don't . . .
I Don't . . .
I Don't . . .
I . . .I . . ., Aaow!
Hee Hee!
Don't Come Back now
Don't Come Back now
Don't Come Asking Me
Don't Come Beggin'
I Like you
I Don't Wanna
Be your friend
I Don't Need you

Night Of The Living Toys

We've got some horror stories about encounters with toys that may have gone bad

• In 1989, some neighbourhood kid got a set of Fireman Sam dolls for xmas. Now believe it or not I was absolutely terrified of Fireman Sam when I was a kid- sure he was a friendly fire fighter but I swore that he was actually an arsonist or serial killer (same goes for Postman Pat and Bob the Builder too). Anyway some neighbourhood kid got a set of dolls of the main characters as a xmas present from his/her mother. I freaked out when I first saw them- there was something creepy about that one doll of Sam- the way it kept looking at me with that blank look in it's eyes. It was like something that crawled out of the uncanny valley. It was one of the scariest things I had ever seen. I couldn't bear to look at it- it was so frighteningly. In my eyes Fireman Sam was an utter creep, he and his eeeevil show made me afraid of fire for life (Curse you Fireman Sam, Curse You!) . It was only made worse when a guy dressed in a Fireman Sam mascot costume showed up at the school my brother and I went to when we were 12- the real life version of Sam was even creepier than the one on tv. I mean, it was THE most disturbing thing ever, he was behaving in a strange, creepy way. I'm not making this up. So, when our friend came over once for Thanksgiving we threw his cousin's Fireman Sam doll set over the fench and into our neighbour's yard (we also burned the various Fireman Sam merchandise my friend's little cousin had)- where some of them were ripped to shreds by the neighbour's dog Monstro. The week later, my best friend's mother found the dismembered Fireman Sam doll in the trash, it had an eye missing, an arm that looked like it was falling off and a chewed up hat. That's the last we ever saw of those creepy dolls.
  
  
  
• I went to a cousin's house one day and my cousin had this doll of The Grinch. It looked like the one from the cartoon and it had that smile on it's face. And everytime I walked past it I swore that it was watching me. That doll creeped the hell out of me. I told my mom about it and she asked my cousin's mom if they could hide the Grinch doll someplace where it wouldn't bother me so she put it in the basement. A couple of hours later I turn around and I see the doll right in the place it was before she put it in the basement which was really spooky. They finally got rid of that doll in the end, they sold it on Ebay. I would have liked it more if it was the Jim Carrey version of the grinch instead of the cartoon one.
  
  
  
• My brother had a similar experience with a Barney the Dinosaur plush doll once, I can't remember it all but my brother will be more than happy to tell you what happened. The person who owned it decided to get rid of it by giving it away to some less fortunate sap. Good thing too because that thing creeped me out to the max, it kept singing "I love youuu, you looove me, we're a happy family" over and over again- and at random too, it was just so creepy.
  
  
• In late summer 1999 we got ourselves a Furbie, he was a black one- we called him Drake. The good things about him was that he was a cute as the dickens, the bad thing about him was that he kept driving us batty all day and night with the noises he kept making- he kept demanding attention twenty four seven. We got so fed up with him that we decided to put him in the garage. Now here comes the really scary part, a couple of weeks later when we went to the garage to get some tools and all of a sudden we heard this really scary sounding noise- it was kind of a growling sound and it was coming behind from one of the boxes and it went kind of like this.."Ooo wwaaa, urrrr". My brother then turned around and saw that Furby...now you've heard the stories of Furbies acting balisitic but our one Drake was absolutely animalistic and not too mention bat f***k insane, almost like Jack Nicholson in The Shining. It was a nightmare come true. So we tried numerous attempts to destroy it even taking out it's batteries but the thing just wouldn't die. Eventually we decide to send him to our arch nemesis Stefanie as revenge for the many times she turned some of our friends against us. We are currently on the search for the Gizmo Furby.
  
  Our first toy inventions were a singing koala named Matilda, a sheep named Charlene and a black cat named Cleopatra. When you pressed Matilda's paws the tune of Waltzin Matilda would play, when you gave Bobby a squeeze he had let out a soft bleating sound and when you squeezed the cat she would let out a cute meowing sound. Those three were invented in 1991 and they worked just fine. We played with them for 5 years then forgot about them. Then in 2001 we decided to get them out again to see if they still worked, but when we did...the tune that came out of Matilda wasn't cheerie like it was in 1991, it sounded warped and kind of like a ironic nursery ryme like the ones who hear it films like Poultergeist, the sheep sounded like someone getting hacked to death, and the cat's meow was now deepened and quite demonic, almost like the growl of the wolf from American Werewolf In London. We didn't get rid of them though- we kept them despite their malfunctions.
  

A Christmas Carol

This Christmas, the highly anticipated adaptation of Charles Dickens classic novel A Christmas Carol will be arriving in cinemas. Disney's A Christmas Carol is directed by Robert Zemekis and makes use of motion capture animation. In it Jim Carrey voices Scrooge and the 3 ghosts that haunt him. The Christmas Carol train tour is visiting various towns and cities across the country and last week it came by our place. It was amazing. We even managed to get a few snapshots of Jim. We're going to see that movie when it comes out.

RIP Moonwalker

Dear Reader,
I'm sorry to say that the post you are looking at now is extremely unpleasant. It tells an happy tale about the death of one of pop's most beloved superstars. Even though he was charming and wonderful, Michael Jackson's life was full of troubles and strife. From the very first page of this post when I describe his music, continuing on through the entire post, there's magic on every corner. One might say he was a magnet for good fortune.
In this post alone, this describes the life and times of the late pop legend Michael Joseph Jackson, a man who's known for his music, dancing, and eccentric but charming nature.


It is my sad duty to write down this unpleasant tale, but there is nothing stopping you from pressing the back button at once and reading something happy, if you prefer that sort of thing.
With all due respect, Dr Music.

I appologise for the rather sad introduction but today is a rather good day to be sad and here's why....yesterday, legendary popstar Michael Joseph Jackson died of a cardiac arrest. That's right, the king of pop has passed away, as of yesterday he is deceased...a word which here means..."pushing up daisies". Michael was famous for many things but mainly for his music and dancing. His 1982 album Thriller became one of the best selling albums of all time. Even now the title song can be heard being played at halloween parties. Michael was an inspiration to us all. No matter what people said about him, he always managed to look on the bright side. It was a very sad day for fans everywhere when he died.

Michael's dancing was special- supernatural in fact. Michael was a gifted dancer as well as a brilliant singer. His soothing angelic voice and graceful gravity defying dance moves were remarkable- a word which here means..."simply flawless and magnificent".

Michael was adored by lots of people despite the fact he was some what eccentric. Michael loved children and animals. He was a real life Willy Wonka. Which is probably why Johnny Depp's portrayal of Willy in Tim Burton's Charlie And The Chocolate Factory was based on him.

So in today's post, we honour this late great pop legend. We'll be paying tribute to him in our own special way.

Michael was unique, kind of like Uniqua from the Backyardigans. Michael will live on forever in our hearts.

R.I.P Michael, you truly were magnifcent. Also, when you get to Heaven, tell John Candy we said hi.

Oooglies

This hillarious little critter here is called an Ooglie. They are rather wacky aliens that make really crazy noises when you tickle their feet. We had quite a few back in the late 1990's.

This ooglie here is called Cowlick.

Final Fantasy 9 voice cast

The Final Fantasy 9 movie hits cinemas tommorow. So here's the voice cast list:



Main voice cast:

Joshua Louius Belushi as the voice of Zidane

Doizee as the voice of Quina Qinn

Kirsty Burville as the voice of Princess Garnet

My brother Sampson Forester as the voice of Vivi

John Hemmerson as the voice of Amarant

Natalia (our second cousin) as the voice of Freya

Yeardly Smith as the voice of Eiko

And

Patrick Warburton as the voice of Adelbert Steiner.

Release date: June 26th 2009 (which is tommorow)

Genre: Motion capture animation, fantasy, adventure.

Final Fantasy 9 movie

We would like to announce that we are releasing a movie based on Final Fantasy 9. This is one of the first movies based on a video game we've ever done and the second animated film we have done with motion capture animation. The movie features the voices of Joshua Loius Belushi as Zidane, John Hemmerson as Amarant, Kirsty as Princess Garnet, Doizee as Quina, Yeardly Smith as Eiko, my brother as Vivi, and Patrick Warburton as Adelbert Steiner. The film will be in cinemas starting from tommorow and is guranteed to be an epic. Once again my good friend Tyrone The Terrible voices the role of the villain- this time he voices the wily Kuja. The first animated film we did with motion capture animation was The Eye Of Horus. The Eye Of Horus was based on a play- but not a good one- a godawful school play we wrote the script for. The play was a musical about the Egpytian times- me and my brother produced and wrote the script for it- we orginally wanted it to be an action/adventure film like the Mummy movies but the school's lousy drama teacher Carl insisted on making it a sappy happy musical. What's worse is that none of the actors were right for the parts, the kid playing the pharoah was an Asian dork named Hwon, what's even worse is that the girl playing the pharoah's wife was some freakish looking Asian girl with a stupid accent her name was Abigail I think, also the girl playing one of the pharoah's servant girls was a 300lb Caucassian girl named Rossa. The girl playing the villainess was an ugly, brutish bully named Sally Webster- which just makes it worse because this girl was like the bastard offspring of The Hulk and an orc from Lord Of The Rings. The casting was completely off. Then to make things worse the villainess's army of minions were a group of creatures called "sand people" which makes them an extremely bad ripoff of the Jawas and Tusken Raiders from Star Wars. What's worst is that I was considered to play the "leader" of this so called group of minions, you see.. Carl had made a few changes to the script (the one me and my brother had been WORKING ON the whole damm time) and when I read it I was horrified to see that the sand people get killed off at the end of the big battle scene and that included the leader (the role that I had been considered for). I went up to Carl during rehearsals and gave him quite a stern talking to. I yelled in a most over the top manner...."Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaarl! WHAT ON EARTH HAVE YOU DONE TO THE SCRIPT ME AND MY BROTHER HAVE WORKED SO HARD ON? What kind of atrocity is this? IT'S NOT THE SAME!!!!!! The casting is all wrong, the kids in this play CAN'T ACT AT ALL and another thing, THERE ARE TOO MANY MUSICAL NUMBERS IN THIS PLAY and it's WAY TOO CUTESY. The script me and my brother worked on for this play was genius....PURE GENIUS! But then YOU had to come along and change it for the worst. The script is RIIIIIPE with historical innaccuracy! Change the script back to what it was BEFORE you changed it into the tripe it is now or else I'LL QUIT!". Carl refused to change the script back to the way it used to be so I then yelled...."OH OKAAAAAAY THEN! IF THAT'S THE WAY YOU WANT TO PLAY IT THEN THAT'S FINE WITH ME, I DON'T CARE, DO WHATEVER YOU WANT WITH IT, JUST REMEMBER.....MY BROTHER AND I SPENT ALL F**** WEEK WORKING ON THAT SCRIPT, you could have left it the way it was....BUT NOOOOOO....YOU HAD TO CHANGE IT. WELL I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, BECAUSE YOU'VE CREATED A MONSTER...........A MONSTER! THE SCRIPT WAS GOLD BEFORE YOU CAME ALONG AND RUINED IT! ME AND MY BROTHER ARE THE REAL EXPERTS HERE. YOU SIR, HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO TALENT. YOU ARE THE WORST DIRECTOR WE HAVE EVER WORKED WITH................EVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER! You are also THE WORST drama teacher we have ever met! You have no talent!". Carl then asked me if that was the truth and I responded...."YOU WANT THE TRUTH? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! No truth handler, YOU! Bah, I deride your truth handling abillities. And another thing, you can shove this script up your a** because I QUIT! GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR!". Me and my brother then walked out with dignity. A couple of weeks later the play premiered and it was a flop. Me and my brother couldn't bare to watch it, because it was horrible- it was so horrible it made Battlefield Earth look like the Godfather. It was even worse than those stupid "original" movies they show on Disney Channel. So I decided to get my revenge on Carl for what he did to the script. I used the Ben 10 working omnitrix and turned myself into Wildmutt (the dog-like alien) and trashed his office.

So later on me and my brother decided to make the play into a movie, but we decided to make it A LOT better than the godawful play was. We made into a motion capture animated film. We made it a cross between 300 and Army Of Darkness. The captain of the pharoah's men ( voiced by Sam Leno) was made to resemble Bruce Campbell. Unlike the original play, the enemy army are Deadite-like zombies, and the priestess now has a motive. In the original play the evil high priestess wasn't particular evil as she didn't have a motive- she just wanted the eye of Horus amulet for some reason. We gave her a motive in the film, we made it that the reason she wants the amulet is because it makes the wearer super powerful. And we also made her a LOT more evil as well. There's a scene where she puts on the amulet and she turns into a snake-like demon, this was inspired by quite a few scenes in movies where the bad guy turns into a big scary monster (this is known as a One Winged Angel act, the name cames from the song One Winged Angel which is the theme of the villain Sepiroth in Final Fantasy 7) such as Maleficent's dragon transfomation in Sleeping Beauty, Jafar's cobra tf in Aladdin, and Thulsa Doom's snake monster transformaiton from Conan The Barbarian.

The movie was released to great acclaim, and many said it was much better than the play was.

Final Fantasy 9 comes out in theatres tommorow and is guranteed to be a most impressive movie. So don't miss out.

Also the Eye Of Horus is out on dvd and bluray.

Virtual Pets

In the 90's one of the biggest crazes was virtual pets, now they're making a huge comeback. Me and my brother have invented our own range of virtual pets. These ones are unique can interact with eachother, they also come with special passcodes.

• Virtual Villain

This exciting new breed of virtual pet allows you to look after your own Disney villain, there is a massive selection of Disney baddies to choose from, you start off with classic ones like Scar, Cruella, Gaston, Hades, and Maleficent and later on unlock newer ones like the Evil Emperor Zurg, Alameda Slim, John Silver and Yzma.

• HeroGotchi/VillainGotchi

This one gives you the opputonuity to adopt and look after your own superhero/supervillain. But the thing is you have to take extremely good care of them, if the hero one isn't looked after properly it turns into the Hulk, and if the villain one isn't looked after it becomes a brute. There are unlockable characters for each one, for the hero one there's Superman and for the villain one there's a mafia boss. Unfortunately these got recalled after an incident happened, what happened was that one of the hero ones someone had turned into Spawn and the villain one became Violator- the both of them got into a violent virtual battle.

• Millitary Koalas Virtual Squadron

This is the Millitary Koalas virtual pet. You can adopt and look after one of the Millitary Koalas. You start off with Sparky and Sparky Jr, Sidney, Nigel, Elvis, Cher, Blondie, and Elton, you later unlock Falco, Elton, Clark, Mozart, Beethoven and Madonna. Madonna is the most difficult one to look after.

• UltraPet

This unique breed of virtal pet allows you to look after a variety of different animals even mythical ones and exstinct ones such as dinosaurs. The werewolf is one of the ones you can unlock.

• Lemony Snicket Virtual Pal

This one allows you to look after the Baudelaire children from the Lemony Snicket books and movie. Other characters that you can unlock for this are Count Olaf and his acting troupe, Mr Poe, Aunt Josephine and Uncle Monty. You can also unlock various reptile friends for Uncle Monty to play with.

• Family Guy

The Family Guy virtual pet allows you to look after the Griffin Family from Family Guy. You can also unlock characters like Quagmire, Joe, Death, and Mayor West.

• King Of The Hill

Similar to the Family Guy only with characters from King Of The Hill.

• The Simpsons

Kind of like the Family Guy and King Of The Hill ones but with Simpson's characters.

• South Park

This one allows you to look after the kids from South Park. You can also unlock characters like Mr Mackey, Ned, Satan, Jesus, and Chef.

• MST3K

This one allows you to look after the bots from Mystery Science Theater 3000. You can also unlock Mike and Joel.

Toys Gone Bad

Ever seen the Child's Play movies? Well me and my brother have had more than a few experiences with toys that were just like that. We're going to tell you what they were:

• In 1989, some neighbourhood kid got a set of Fireman Sam dolls for xmas. Now believe it or not I was absolutely terrified of Fireman Sam when I was a kid- sure he was a friendly fire fighter but I swore that he was actually an arsonist or serial killer (same goes for Postman Pat and Bob the Builder too). Anyway my best friend's little cousin Tazmin got a set of dolls of the main characters as a xmas present from her mother. I freaked out when I first saw them- there was something creepy about that one doll of Sam- the way it kept looking at me with that blank look in it's eyes. It was like something that crawled out of the uncanny valley. It was one of the scariest things I had ever seen. I couldn't bear to look at it- it was so frighteningly. In my eyes Fireman Sam was an utter creep, he and his eeeevil show made me afraid of fire for life (Curse you Fireman Sam, Curse You!) . It was only made worse when a guy dressed in a Fireman Sam mascot costume showed up at the school my brother and I went to when we were 12- the real life version of Sam was even creepier than the one on tv. I mean, it was THE most disturbing thing ever, he was behaving in a strange, creepy way. I'm not making this up. So, when our friend came over once for Thanksgiving we threw his cousin's Fireman Sam doll set over the fench and into our neighbour's yard (we also burned the various Fireman Sam merchandise my friend's little cousin had)- where some of them were ripped to shreds by the neighbour's dog Monstro. The week later, my best friend's mother found the dismembered Fireman Sam doll in the trash, it had an eye missing, an arm that looked like it was falling off and a chewed up hat. That's the last we ever saw of those creepy dolls.
  
  
• I went to a cousin's house one day and my cousin had this doll of The Grinch. It looked like the one from the cartoon and it had that smile on it's face. And everytime I walked past it I swore that it was watching me. That doll creeped the hell out of me. I told my mom about it and she asked my cousin's mom if they could hide the Grinch doll someplace where it wouldn't bother me so she put it in the basement. A couple of hours later I turn around and I see the doll right in the place it was before she put it in the basement which was really spooky. They finally got rid of that doll in the end, they sold it on Ebay. I would have liked it more if it was the Jim Carrey version of the grinch instead of the cartoon one.
  
  
• My brother had a similar experience with a Barney the Dinosaur plush doll once, I can't remember it all but my brother will be more than happy to tell you what happened. The person who owned it decided to get rid of it by giving it away to some less fortunate sap. Good thing too because that thing creeped me out to the max, it kept singing "I love youuu, you looove me, we're a happy family" over and over again- and at random too, it was just so creepy.
  
• In late summer 1999 we got ourselves a Furbie, he was a black one- we called him Drake. The good things about him was that he was a cute as the dickens, the bad thing about him was that he kept driving us batty all day and night with the noises he kept making- he kept demanding attention twenty four seven. We got so fed up with him that we decided to put him in the garage. Now here comes the really scary part, a couple of weeks later when we went to the garage to get some tools and all of a sudden we heard this really scary sounding noise- it was kind of a growling sound and it was coming behind from one of the boxes and it went kind of like this.."Ooo wwaaa, urrrr". My brother then turned around and saw that Furby...now you've heard the stories of Furbies acting balisitic but our one Drake was absolutely animalistic and not too mention bat f***k insane, almost like Jack Nicholson in The Shining. It was a nightmare come true. So we tried numerous attempts to destroy it even taking out it's batteries but the thing just wouldn't die. Eventually we decide to send him to our arch nemesis Stefanie as revenge for the many times she turned some of our friends against us. We are currently on the search for the Gizmo Furby.
  

Our first toy inventions were a singing koala named Matilda, a sheep named Charlene and a black cat named Cleopatra. When you pressed Matilda's paws the tune of Waltzin Matilda would play, when you gave Bobby a squeeze he had let out a soft bleating sound and when you squeezed the cat she would let out a cute meowing sound. Those three were invented in 1991 and they worked just fine. We played with them for 5 years then forgot about them. Then in 2001 we decided to get them out again to see if they still worked, but when we did...the tune that came out of Matilda wasn't cheerie like it was in 1991, it sounded warped and kind of like a ironic nursery ryme like the ones who hear it films like Poultergeist, the sheep sounded like someone getting hacked to death, and the cat's meow was now deepened and quite demonic, almost like the growl of the wolf from American Werewolf In London. We didn't get rid of them though- we kept them despite their malfunctions.

We made copies of Matilda, Bobby and Cleo. You might be able to find them in second hand stores, they're quite valuable. Not only are they cute but they're good for scaring away intruders with- plus Cleo has light up eyes.

Facts about Doizee

Here are some facts about Doizee.

Doizee facts:

• Much like Josh Peck, Doizee used to be chubby. However, she's very self concious of her appearance so she decided to lose some weight, so she undertook liposuction. However, it turned out wrong and she came out rail thin.
  


• Doizee has 4 kids, Doizee Jr, Doizee Jr 2, Countess, and Frankie.
  


• She is married to Cid. A male ladybug who works in the movie buisness.
  


• She has produced and starred in more than 10 Doizee Club films including 2 tv specials.
  


• Unlike most ladyugs, Doizee eats flies instead of aphids- she also has a big appetite for almost anything. She'll eat almost anything. On ocassion she's been known to eat plates, bowls and homework. On occassion she will attempt to eat someone's hand.
  


• Her favourite movie is The Fly by David Cronenberg. She actually liked seeing Jeff Goldlbum turn into a human/fly hybrid thing, as she thought that he would be edible. Unfortunately Doizee thought it was real and several weeks after that tried to eat him. Jeff Goldblum filled a restraining order against her.
  


• She commuincates by squeeling or as she calls it.."skeeling". She'll "skeel' at just about anyone or anything.
  


• She's good at many things but unfortunately cooking isn't one of them. The first accident ever caused by her lousy cooking was when she accidentally set the house on fire after attempting to make a mother's day breakfast for her mother. Her mother sadly passed away a couple of months later.
  


• Her favourite Disney film is A Bug's Life. In fact, Francis the ladybug is her brother.
  


• Her favourite colour is red.
  


• She's not too bright unfortunately. She's a bit of a Ditz. But she's got some great ideas.
  


• She is mostly famous for The Doizee Club tv show and movies. Most nobably for inventing the "Silly Dance".
  


• Her first dramatic role was in the insect soap opera All My Offspring as the evil spoilt ladybug heiress.
  


• Her husband Cid played the lead role in the all bug production of Robin Hood.

In case you're wondering why Doizee's mouth is open in this photo, she's yawning...she just woke up from a long nap.

Teachers from hell

Most of the teachers at our old school were either insane, idiotic or pure evil.

Teachers and staff-Old school:

Mrs Davis:
Mrs Davis had to be THE most creepy teacher ever in the whole school. She looked like Bette Midler and had a severe case of split personality disorder. That woman had some serious issues. One minute she would be all nice and sweet and and the next minute she would be all aggressive and mean. We always thought that she was possessed. One time during a parent teacher conference my father slapped her and shouted "SNAP OUT OF IT WOMAN!" when she went from being nice to angry. I hope that woman sees a therapist soon. My brother always refered to her as a female Dr Jekyll- and whenever she went from nice to angry my brother would always call her Bride Of The Hulk. Seriously that woman is creepy, so creepy she makes Marilyn Manson look sweet by comparision.

Mrs Dimwoodie:

This one had to be the stupidest one of them all, even her name sounded stupid. She was our geography teacher and let me tell you she didn't know a thing about geography, she got all the places on the map mixed up, she didn't even know the answers to the questions on the test she gave us, she was so dumb she often needed us to give HER instructions on what to do. My brother always refered to her as Mrs Dimwit.

Mrs Long:

Okay, there was this something seriously wrong with this teacher, she was the most paranoid of all the teachers. She looked like a female version of Carrot Top and was extremely paranoid. It was like she thought someone was out to kill her or something. She would be like this all the time: "W--W-W-What was that? Is they're something out to get me?". She frequently had panic attacks and freaked out at the sound of the school bell. She was also extremely cowardly. My brother always refered to her as The Cowardly Lioness.


Mrs Hardey:
Our Literature/Spanish teacher Mrs Harvei had to be the most irritating teacher ever. She was a total diva and was most of the time extremely catty. She was our Spanish teacher but she didn't even know a lick of it. She always used to dress in flamboyant dressess, one time for a special occassion she showed up in a hawaaii theme dress, my brother and I laughed and thought she looked like a fruit salad. And her accent was the worst Spanish accent ever. My brother always refered to her as Mrs Naggington.

Mrs Hurry:

Our gym teacher, boy she was a nightmare to deal with. If I had to choose between a horrible torture procedure or having to suffer through gym, I'd pick torture everytime. She was a female version of R.Lee Ermey's character in Full Metal Jacket, always barking out orders, always yelling and yet she could never stand still she was always running on the spot. My brother refered to her as Mrs Bossy Boots.

Mr Cable:

This guy was the loudest teacher ever, he would yell at us for no apparent reason. It's like he didn't know the meaning of the word inside voice. His voice was loud and bombastic and on numerous occassions whenever we said or did something wrong he would yell so loudly that everyone in the room would go deaf. My brother refered to him as Loud Mouth Billy Bass.

Mrs Hart:

This one was a total elist snob. She was our art teacher and she acted like an upperclass snob. Whenever we did a painting or drawing she would often rate it on how good it was, and most of the time it was "not good enough, try again" or something like that.

Mr Greensley and Mrs Carter:

Our music and drama teacher duo. These two had to be the hammiest teachers in the whole school. They would ALWAYS overreact to everything. Overacting was their speciality, they were always shouting and being so overdramatic. Mr Greensley was so hammy that he almost on the same level of hamminess as Tim Curry. You can bet that we would get Tim Curry to do the voice of him if we ever did a cartoon about our old school days. Mrs Carter was equally as hammy, she was like Joan Cusack in Addams Family Values. We would so get Joan Cusack to do the voice of her if we did a cartoon about our old school days. These two had enough ham to open their own butcher shop. My brother refered to them as Hamsley and Porkette.

Mr Cope:
Our school principal, he was hopeless. His name was Mr James Cope and let me tell you- he was the most idiotic person in the whole school, he couldn't even do his job right- he failed at it so much it's a wonder he didn't get fired. He's so stupid he makes George Bush look smart. And the worst thing about is that he talks A LOT, he never shuts up. During assemblies he goes on and on and on and there's end in sight, the guy never shuts up and he is so unbelivably pompous. I would rather hang myself than sit through one of HIS lectures. My brother refers to him as The Chataholic or sometimes Sir Yaps A Lot. His assistant was of no help either, she was a cold hearted wench by the name of Mrs Brooks, she looked like Cruella De Vil and acted like her too (and also had some similarities to Maleficent from Sleeping Beauty), she would always give us all the evil eye. My brother refered to her as The Cold-Hearted Snake Woman (he did a caricature of her as a snake-like creature for art class once).

Teachers and staff: The school after that.

Jan:
Jan was such a sweet, gentle soul she would never hurt a fly. But she had this inner turmoil that was always ready to blow. She was very nice and sweet, she was like Mrs Potts from Beauty And The Beast. My brother always refered to her as kindly Mother Hillhurst.

Myrtle:
This was one of the best helpers in the whole class, she was of Spanish descent and was very attractive and exotic. She was also a skilled artist. She could draw or paint anything. She was so kind and friendly too. My brother's nickname for her was Ms Mona Lisa.

Heather:
This one was our favourite. She was very funny and artistic, she loved everything to do with pop culture. She could draw like a pro and her skills in the makeup department weren't too bad either. She looked quite similar to Andria. She was the funniest woman ever. She's an expert on music too, she can tell you what song you're listening to just by hearing a few seconds of it- she can tell you who sings it, what genre it is and everything in between, she rules! My brother calls her The Genius Redhead.

Penny:

Penny was such a nice lady, so sweet and caring. She was always so unbelivabely funny. She could make you laugh just by walking up to you and saying "Hi!". Penny was so much fun to be around, she knew a lot about movies and tv. The nicest thing about her is that whenever we asked her to videotape a certain tv show for us she would then bring the tape in to school the next day. She was such a sweet woman, so funny too. My brother called her Ms Panda because she was so sweet- like a big cuddly panda bear. She was like a female John Candy. Not to mention she looked like John Goodman which just made her even more lovable.

Carol:
We hated this one. Carol was THE worst helper in the whole class, her name was Carol Selling. She was just so damm scary. She looked like The Crypt Keeper from Tales From The Crypt and talked like Fran Drescher. No one could trust her because of her snarky attitude. She was like Simon Cowell most of the time, she would criticise our work on a regular basis, often calling it "rubbish" and saying that it's "absolutely awful" or "dreadful". She was extremely hard to please and her appearance and mannerisms in general were enough to give us nightmares for a month. My brother refered to her as Creature From The Bleccch Lagoon.

Petita:
This teacher was nice, she was like an angel. She was ever so kind and generous, and had a great amount of talent. She rarely got mad at anyone, and she was extremely sweet and friendly. She would give the whole class presents on some occassions and let us do our own thing. My brother's nickname for her was Lady Sunshine because she always knew how to brighten people's lives up.

Heidi:

This one had serious issues. Her name was Heidi Coetzee and she had more than a few screws loose. She seemed nice at first, but she was an obstructionist, she wouldn't let us listen to certain music or go on certain websites because she thought it was all "negative". She thought everything we did was "negative" and often complained about it. She was always so down in the dumps and bat f*** insane. My brother refered to her as The Loon. I think she needs to see a shrink or something because she is off her rocker- she's nuts. If she doesn't change her ways sooner or later she'll end up in the Cuckoo's nest.

Mrs Zupsitch:

The school principal. Margret Zupsitch was her name and she had to be the most hatest staff member in the whole school. She was such a tyrant. She was like Adolf Hitler. The rules she and the members of the school board made us obey were so bogus and not only that she was an megalomaniac. My brother and are I refered to her as The Wicked B***h Of The West. She should have changed her name to Mrs Bee-aytch.

My career in theater

Me and my brother have been in quite a few productions. We're part of a big acting troupe. We're in all lot of shows together.

The name of our acting troupe: The Grand Players.

Members

• Me (nickname: Dr Music or Doc M)


• My brother (Nickname: Dr Critic, not in any way related to Amiright commentator Mr Critic)


• Nigel Darkwing (nickname: Nigel Von Sinister)


• Sam Leno (nickname: Chinstar, because of his resemblance to Jay Leno and because of his lantern jaw of justice)


• Tyrone DeSoto (nickname: Tyrone The Terrible)


• Matthew D. Ozmodious (nickname: Master Of Oz)


• Jake DeSoto (Nickname: Crazy Jake)


• Kirsty (nickname: The Enchatress)


• Darwin Chance (nickname: Captain Comedy, or sometimes rubberface because of his resemblance to Jim Carrey)


• Joshua Loius Belushi (nickname: JoshMaestro, he sometimes goes by his tv trope nickname Werejoshpeckprince)


• Jade Belushi- his sister (nickname: Samurai Superstar)


• John Hemmerson (nickname:

Non human members:

• Chumsley the werejohncandy


• Doizee


• Kevin the koala (he's a puppet that our friend/mentor the Master Of Oz has as a part of his act)


• The Happy Me-To You Tribe Mushabelly Band.

List of plays i've been in

• Beauty And The Beast (as Gaston)
• La Vampiro (as Dracula)
• Phantom Of The Opera (as Erik)
• Cats (as Rum Tum Tugger)
• Joseph and the Technicolour dreamcoat (as Benjamin)
• Leno (as Jay Leno, Iron Jay, Beyondo, Evil Jay, Billy Tuttle, and Mr Brain)
• Pirates Of Penzance (as the pirate king)
• Oliver (as Fagin)
• Annie (as Rooster)
• Rocky Horror (as Dr Everrett Scott)

The story of how I got the part of Rum Tum Tugger in Cats: I auditioned for the role of Macavity, I passed the audition but got turned down because the casting director said I wasn't evil enough. So I ended up being cast as Rum Tum Tugger instead.

The story of how I got the part of Gaston in BATB: A talent agent saw my performance as Jay Leno in Leno and thought that I'd be perfect for the role of Gaston. So when I did my audition for the part I gave it my absolute best, and it blow them away- the casting director immediatley said..."Congratulations, you've just got the part!".

The story of how I got the part of Dr Everrett Scott: I auditioned for the role of Dr Frank N Furter but I didn't get picked- Tyrone the Terrible got the part. However, I was good enough to get the role of Dr Everett Scott. My brother played Eddie (the biker dude played by Meatloaf in the movie).

Superstitions

We're going to tell you about a few superstitions we know of:

1. It's bad luck to open an umbrella indoors

This one is true in some cases such as the time our accident prone cousin Natalia.

2. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.

This may or may not be true, there's a possibility it might be because my mother sometimes gets a bad back.

3. The number 7 will give you good fortune

This is true, my brother was number 7 in the high school football team, I won 7,00000$ dollars in an art contest, and our musical Leno premiered on the 7th of July 2007.

4. If a black cat crossess your path it's bad luck for the rest of the week

For us this one is very true, especially as Kirsty's creepy cousin Tasmin has one as a pet- and believe me that cat acts exactly like she does. That evil feline scratched my brother's leg twice and it tried to attack me. That cat is evil I tells ya, evil, eeeeevil!

5. Thirteen is an unlucky number

Unfortunately this one is true for us as well. Some months start with a Sunday and those months all have a friday the 13th. My brother got involved in a horrible accident on 13th of April 2007, the number of times we've fallen victim to Tasmin's various pranks is 13, and top it off- Friday the 13th is the time of year when she's at her absolute worst. There also 13 books in the Lemony Snicket's A Series Of Unfortunate Events series. Although it was pretty lucky for us on one occassion, we got the dvd of Lemony Snicket's A Series Of Unfortunate Events on Friday the 13th of June 2005.

6. If you make a face for long enough it will stay that way

To some this may or not be true, but it depends on who you tell it to. Our dad used to try and scare us with that one. In Liar Liar there's a scene where the little kid asks..."If I keep making this face will it stuck this way?" , Jim Carrey's character responds..."Uh uh, in fact some people made a good living that way." Now try telling Jim Carrey that.

7. A bird in the house is a sign of death.

Now this is why our mother has an extreme dislike of birds. This is also why we DON'T do bird transformations (plus the growing a beak part would be reallly horrible to watch). My mother has got a vendetta against that annoying bird who squawked at her on one summer's day.

8. A broken mirror is 7 years bad luck.

This happened to us once, okay it was Chumsley's fault but he did it by accident.

9. If you swallow a watermeleon seed you will grow a watermelon in your stomach.

This one isn't true fortunately, but we've been trying to figure out why this one keeps being mentioned.

10. Wear the same shirt and it will bring you good luck.

This one is most certainly true for me and my brother. My brother wore the same football jersey for more than a few weeks and he got lots of good luck afterwards. It also kind of helps that we look the same and dress the same- we're twins after all- and you know what they say, two heads are better than one.

Hail To The King

Every Wednesday we have this tradition called Ash Wednesday, it's a special occassion in which we honor b-movie actor Bruce Campbell, festivites include a fan club meeting organised by Chinstar in the mornings, and a special Evil Dead party which goes on all through the afternoon , reinactments of scenes from the Evil Dead films during the evening , private movie screenings of Evil Dead/Evil Dead 2, Army Of Darkness, Bubba Hotep, and My Name Is Bruce late at night. Our Army Of Darkness reinactments are the best, we use the Monster Morpher machine to turn Chinstar into Ash and also to turn my brother into a Deadite and to turn myself into Evil Ash. Chinstar will also be promoting his new film The Son Of Ash. In the Son Of Ash, he plays the role of Ash Jr (son of the hero from the Evil Dead films) who is called on to defend the city from a zombie invasion on the very same day as his college graduation. My brother and I are the producers. Fans of the Evil Dead movies won't be disapointed, they'll be plenty of action, comedy, and lots and lots of blood and gore. We've also included a cameo by Bruce Campbell as Ash.

Also, we would like to announce that wave 2 of our horror movie themed mushabellies range is on it's way and one of the characters that will be included is Ash from the Evil Dead movies, squeeze Ash's stomach and he says such epic one liners as "Groovy" "Give me some sugar baby" and "hail to the king". Now you can have Ash in your very own home to protect you from the forces of darkness.

Mushabelly fever

We've collected and invented a lot of toys over the years, but the ones we adore the most are Mushabellies. Mushabellies are simply adorable. And they make such delightful noises when you squeeze them. There also different kinds of mushabellies too, there's Mushabelly Chatter, Mushabelly Snooze-Ums, Mushabelly Alienoids, Mushabelly wrestlers, Mushabelly monsters and Mushabelly adorables. They come in all different shapes and sizes and are all unique. And they aren't just animal ones, there's also aliens and monsters too. Also there are special holiday themed ones like for Halloween there's a witch, frankenstein, ghost, pumpkin, a bat and a spider and for christmas there's a snowman, a Santa, and a polar bear and a reindeer. There's even a koala bear one and a panda as well. One of the ones we have is a brown bear named Timber, when you squeeze his stomach he makes this really cute laugh which kind of sounds a lot like John Candy.

This is one of our most treasured mushabellies. He is a ladybug named Silly Billy. He has long wiggly arms and comes from a line of bigger mushabellies that make a funny grumbling noise when you squeeze their stomach.

We've made quite a lot of themed mushabellies of our own. For example there's the Mushabelly Horrors range which are mushabelly versions of characters from horror films- including such famous horror baddies as Freddy Krueger, Norman Bates, Hans from Fritz Lang's M (Peter Lorre) Chucky from Child's Play, Jason Voorhees and even a few others such as the Crypt Keeper from Tales From The Crypt and Brundlefly- each makes a unique scary sound (e.g the one of Regan from The Exorcist speaks in latin, the Jason Voorhees one makes the ch-ch-ch-ha-ha-ha-ha sound effect, the Crypt Keeper cackles). The next wave of horror mushabellies will include Ash from the Evil Dead movies. There's also our Star Wars themed mushabellies which are Jar Jar, Chewbacca, Yoda, Wicket, and Jabba The Hutt. Also we have two sets Disney themed mushabellies, one is called Disney Sidekicks and the other is called Disney villains. The Disney sidekicks range includes such characters as Lago the parrot and the genie (Aladdin), Cogsworth, Lefou and Lumiere (Beauty and the Beast), Meeko (Pocahontas), Timon and Pumba (Lion King), and many more. The Disney Villains set has such famous Disney villains as Scar, Hades, Jafar, Gaston, Ursula, Sykes, Judge Doom, and Professor Ratigan.

This one you see here is the Professor Ratigan mushabelly from the Disney villains range, Ratigan sings The World's Greatest Criminal Mind when you squeeze his stomach.

There's also a few other holiday ones we did. For example there's an Elvis one we did for Elvis Week, it sings Suspicious Minds when you squeeze it's stomach and says "Thank you, thank you very much." Also there's a grinch one for xmas, we modelled that one after Jim Carrey's version of the grinch from the movie How The Grinch Stole Christmas, it sings It's Not Easy Being Green when you squeeze it's stomach. Also for valentine's day there is a princess, an angel, and a mermaid one. The princess one sings That's How You Know from Enchanted, and the mermaid one sings Part Of Your World. For halloween we have a werewolf one that howls as well as a devil one that laughs manically. For new years there is Tick Tock the millenium bug, when you squeeze his hand he plays The Final Countdown by Europe. There's also a Shrek one that belches. We also have some John Candy themed ones- all of which are mushabelly versions of John Candy's characters from movies and sctv sketches. And new this month are the Mushabelly Superheroes and Mushabelly Supervillains. The Mushabelly Superheroes range include such heroes as Batman, Green Lantern, Spiderman, The Hulk and Superman while the Supervillians range includes such comic book villains as The Joker, Venom, Sinistro, Lex Luthor, and The Penguin.

Jim Carrey under the bed

This rather amusing thread on Jim Carrey online http://www.jimcarreyonline.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2614 mentions an article in which Jim Carrey says that he would very much love to be the thing under children's beds.

We couldn't agree me, we would love to see Jim Carrey under our bed. Our friend Captain Comedy (who looks just like him) would enjoy it emmensly. My brother would probably challenge Jim to a staring contest. My brother is very good in staring contests- he's got the most intense eyes- plus he does a really good Clint Eastwood stare. He's won every staring contest ever. He did it on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno once, it was when we were plugging the film version of our musical Leno. He and Jay had a staring contest and I bet 5 dollars on him. It was really hard to tell who was winning because they were both doing so well- Jay is a pretty good starer, but my brother is the best there is. The winner.....my brother, Jay lost because he started laughing. Sam Leno/Chinstar was the one who bet on Jay, and Jay lost so Chinstar had to dress up as a monkey. Things would be pretty fun with Jim around.

Now if my brother had a staring contest with Jim Carrey, it would be interesting to see who would win. My brother is the best there is when it comes to staring contests, but Jim might try and cheat.

Scary story

When young Nathan Forester agreed to go on the rescue mission deep in the heart of Egypt he had no idea of the terrror that would befall him on that fateful night. Lead by world famous pet detective Ace Ventura the group travelled by jeep to the deepest part of the desert to rescue a rare and exotic ectoplasmic detection cat. Coming around the bend Nathan spied an old man riding a camel "Stay away from King Tootenkazam's tomb, for that is the home of the Werekitty." Nathan had heard this myth. Long ago this creepy little girl named Tasmin had been given the power to turn into a furocious cat-like beast by The god Set, before she was captured by poachers, she swore she would seek vengence. Anyone she caught would be scratched and turned into a werekitty just like her. But Nathan couldn't worry about myths, to find the ectoplasmic detection cat they had to go to King Tootenkazam's tomb. As they left, they could hear the old man mutter "Good luck". Because members of the group were scared Ace Ventura agreed to sit up all night with his monkey Spike, " Alrighty then, see you in the morning" he joked, "That is if you come ASS you are!" later that night young Nathan was awoken by gunshots followed by a hideous scream. He ran to the spot where Ace Ventura had been. Instead he found some pawprints on the ground. Suddenly, he heard a rustle in the bushes. THUMP, THUMP, SCRAPE...THUMP, THUMP SCRAPE! Was it the werekitty!? Nathan began running back through the inkydakrness toward the Jeep. Once he reached it, he'd motor back to civilization and send for help. It seemed like an eternity but he finally found it. His passage to safety! And as if that weren't enough, there in the distance he could make out a little blue kitten... he'd actually found the ectoplasmic detection cat! But as he got closer he realised the pawprints were much stranger than he had imagined as they lead right up to King Tootenkazam's Tomb, he then followed the pawprints and found a creepy little girl standing there...could it be that Tazmin is the original werekitty?" That morning in the Kahul Ayi gazette there was a short article near the back: "Ectoplasmic detection cat rescued by famous pet detective." An old man put down the paper and muttured to himself "Well done men, well done."

Setting some facts straight

This thread from InThe00's contains information about me which is false: http://www.inthe00s.com/archive/amiright/smf/1225342311.shtml

So I'm just going to set some of the facts straight:

1. I NEVER did have a beef with Agri and the others. I liked those guys.
2. That information on that myspace page isn't mine, that was the work of Bizzaro me.
3. And that picture isn't of me either, that's what Chumsley looks like in his human form.
4. I NEVER had a beef with Chucky G either, I respected him. He was like the Godfather to me.
5. I am NOT Darth Rangoon. Darth Rangoon is one of Tyrone The Terrible's close friends.
6. I am NOT Chinstar either. Chinstar is Sam Leno's superhero alterego.
7. I am NOT Rocho the Hutt. Rocho is a character our friend Joshua Loius Belushi voices in the animated series George Lucas Academy.
8. I am NOT that scary werejoshpeck kid- that's Joshua Loius Belushi as one of his famous characters.
9. The Drake and Josh one is also courtesy of Joshua Loius Belushi. With some help from his friend.
10. Save Josh Peck Charity Foundation is the name of a rockband that my cousin happens to be a drummer in.
11. Sherrif Blaze is a character in Biker Mice Extreme. He is a martian mouse with fire powers. He is voiced by Dan Akyroyd in the movie.
12. Lawrence Lactavious Limburger is also a character in the Biker Mice cartoon. He is a plutarkian (a fish-like alien) who wears a human mask to disguise himself.
13. Jack Black Jr is the full name for our Jables doll- which is a talking plush doll of Jack Black.
14. Masked Phantasm is not me, he is one of Chinstar's superhero buddies.
15. I do NOT have a fetish for Jay Leno nor am I anti-Leno.
16. The Leno musical is NOT ficticious, it is a real production, me and my brother worked hard on it. It was ALREADY on Broadway during the time those songs were posted.
17. John Candyman is what Chumsley would be called if he was a superhero.
18. WereBelushi101 is the name of Joshua Louis Belushi's heavy metal band. His sister Jade is the guitarist.
19. Master Of Oz is NOT me either, he is our friend/mentor. His full name is Matthew D. Ozmodious. He is also the creator of Millitary Koalas. He lives in a big castle with a smiling koala on it.
20. Ian Handsome is a name we gave to one of the actors in the PC sim game The Movies. We modelled him after Johnny Depp.
21. I am NOT mentally handicaped.
22. Rock Hemmerson isn't me either. He is our special effects guy. He does the special effects for most of the shows and films we do. He created the animatronic dropbears for our horror comedy Killer Koalas from Another World.
23. The real Jay Leno one isn't me either, that one was courtesy of Chinstar's alternate universe doupleganger.
24. Most of those parodies they mention on that thread were NOT written by me either. I was framed.

But they did get one thing right about me, I DO own quite a lot of computers and the like. They keep saying that I was trying to hack into the site after I got banned, but the truth is...I never did it in the end....the idea got scraped. And besides, i'm not evil. If you want evil, my evil counterpart Dr Madness is the guy to go to for THAT KIND of stuff.

We also would like to forgive Andria of what she said about me on that thread. The moral of this is not to judge a book by it's cover.

Catching Up

This morning our mother was watching tv, and our old friends Ossian and David were on. Both of them are learning to be indepent. David's got a part time job as a dj now. It was so nice hearing about them.

Jeff Goldblum's watching you- a song parody

There's an internet meme involving Jeff Goldblum (of The Fly and Jurassic Park fame) where there's a big poster of him or something like that with the words...Jeff Goldblum is watching you (insert verb here).

Well this song parody is all about that meme.

Jeff's watching

I tell ya,

Jeff's watching

Jeff's watching you

Are you just an average person?

With an average life

Do you work from nine to five?

Hey, hell, do you pay the price?

Is all you want is to be left alone

In your average home

But do you always feel

Like you're in the twilight zone
Do you always feel like

(Jeff Goldblum's watching you)

And do you want your privacy?

Whooooa-oh-oh(Do you always feel like)

(Jeff Goldblum's watching you)

Do you think it's a weird thing?

When you come home at night

Do you bolt the door real tight?

Do people call you on the phone?

You're trying to avoid.

Can people on TV see you?

Or are you just paranoid?
When you're in the shower

Are you afraid to wash your hair?

'Cause you might open your eyes

And find someone standing there

Do people say you're crazy?

Just a little touched

Or is it that showers remind youOf Psycho too much

Is that it?

Do you always feel like

(Jeff Goldblum's watching you)

And do you want your privacy?

Whooooa-oh-oh

(Do you always feel like)

(Jeff Goldblum's watching you)

Is Jeff playing tricks on you?

[Instrumental Interlude]

(Jeff's watching you)

Are you not sure anymore?

Do you know why Jeff's watching you?

(Jeff's watching)

Well, why is Jeff Goldblum watching?

(Jeff's watching)

Do you feel you're not safe anymore?

Oh, this doesn't look good at all.

I wonder what Jeff's up to now

(Jeff)

Is he the fly on the wall?

Do you always feel like

(Jeff Goldblum's watching you)

And do you want your privacy?

Whooooa-oh-oh

(Do you always feel like)

(Jeff Goldblum's watching you)

Is Jeff playing tricks on you?

Do you always feel like

(Jeff Goldblum's watching you)

And do you want your privacy?

Whooooa-oh-oh

(Do you always feel like)

(Jeff Goldblum's watching you)

Do you think it's a weird thing?
Do you always feel like

(Jeff Goldblum's watching you)

And do you want your privacy?

Whooooa-oh-oh

(Do you always feel like)

(Jeff Goldblum's watching you)

Is Jeff playing tricks on you?

Well last time we checked, Jeff Goldblum wasn't watching us. Anyway we like Jeff Goldblum, he's one of my brothers favourite actors. People say i'm a lot like his character from The Fly. Jeff provided the voice of Falco in the Millitary Koalas movie. In case you were wondering which one Falco is - he's the one with the power to shapeshift.

People say i'm a lot like Seth Brundle from the 1986 remake of The Fly. And this photomanip of me here really does prove it.

Most of it is true, I am kind of like Seth Brundle except I haven't been turned into a giant human/fly hybrid creature- my brother was turned into a Brundlefly clone once though. Me and my brother invented a telepod just like the one that was in the film. My brother tested it out because he wanted to recreate the experiment from the film- the good news is that the telepod works- the bad news is that he got turned into a Brundlefly clone and stayed like that for over a week. I managed to get him back to normal eventually.

Speaking of Brundlefly, Mohinder Suresh from Heroes seems to have quite a lot of similarities to him.

Doizee's new movie

Doizee is promoting her new movie Doizee Club In The Big City. It is the latest installment in the Doizee Club film series. In this one her character switches places with her exact double and gets to live the life of a celebrity. They are in the middle of filming it.

Chumsley's family

We're going to tell a little bit about Chumsley and his family

• Buddy

Buddy is Chumsley's father. He is very laid back and cheerful. Even though he is a bit of clutz sometimes. And sometimes he overreacts to almost anything.

• Laura

Laura is Chumsley's mother and she is a bit of a neat freak. Laura is always trying to make sure that her husband doesn't make a scene.

• Chumsley

Chumsley is a lovable, kind hearted 6'2 300lb werejohncandy. Although he is large and furry and has claws, he wouldn't hurt a fly. He loves nature and is quite the poet and singer. He has a pet koala named Ken.

• Terry

Terry is Chumsley's little brother. He is a real trouble maker. He's always trying to get Chumsley into trouble. Terry is very very mischevious and loves to play practical jokes on people.

• Cousin Charlie.

Charlie is one of Chumsley's cousins. He is kind of a geek but he's also very studious and responsible. He's often the one who takes the blame for any damage that Terry does.

• Cousin Bill.

Bill is another one of Chumsley's cousins. Bill is a bit of an artist. He is very shy but he loves to express himself via his paintings.

• Cousin Fred.

Fred is another one of Chumsley's cousins. Fred is somewhat of an arcitect. He is very polite and is gifted at building things.

• Buck

Buck is Chumsley's uncle and is a lot like John Candy's character from the 1989 film Uncle Buck. Buck is a bit of a clutz but he is an overall nice guy.


Chumsley's country cousins:

• Bobby

Bobby is very very brave and adventurous. He isn't afraid of anything.

• Josie.

Josie is very energetic and spirited. She is also quite a talented dancer.

• Benjamin.

Benjamin or Ben as he likes to be called is very friendly and knows a lot about science.

• Great Grandpa Louie.

Louie is Chumsley's great grandfather who used to be a soldier in Veitnam. He is full of wisdom and loves to tell stories.

• Sammy.

Sammy is a laid back slob. He likes to relax. He is also very sweet and good natured.

• Kevin.

Kevin is the exact opposite of Sammy.

• Thomas.

Thomas is a rebel. He loves rock and roll music and dreams of being a famous rockstar.

• Jake.

Jake is very mannered and intelligent. He's very good at playing the piano.

• Billy Bob.

Billy Bob is a bit of a goofball. He loves to goof off and have fun.

• Katie.

Katie is very classy and is a big fashion ester. She's always wearing the latest clothes.

• Marie.

Marie is somewhat of a ditz. She is also boy crazy.

• Christopher.

Christopher is very very smart and also rather funny.

• Adam.

Adam loves to explore.

• Tammy.

Tammy's polite, smart, quirky and beautiful. Tammy is also a very good dancer.

• Sarah.

Sarah is spirited, friendly and very friendly. Sarah loves to dance and sing. Her dream is to be a popstar.

• Leo.

Leo is quite nice and a very good chef. He is already a master chef and has his own apprentice. He also runs a catering buisness.

• Alvin.

Alvin is a werejohncandy much like Chumsley except he's a lot like Elvis Presley. He is quite a talented performer too.

• Michelle.

Michelle is very angelic and friendly. In the catering buisness she is Leo's faithful employee.

• Stevie.

Stevie is Leo's apprentice. Stevie's cooking skills are nowhere as good as Leo's though, in fact..they stink. He hopes to be a chef like Leo one day.

The powers, weapons and gadgets that the Millitary Koalas have

We're going to tell you what weapons, powers and gadgets the Millitary Koalas have in their arsenal.

Sparky and Sparky Jr:

Special powers:

• Super Strength
• Super Speed
• Heat vision
• Flight

Weapons:

• UltraBoomerang
• Rocket Launcher
• Slingshot
• Energy Bow

Gadgets:

• Grappling hook
• Jet Pack
• Rocket Boots
• Capture Cube (used to capture enemies with)

Nigel:

Special powers:

• Mind Reading
• Telekenesis
• Foresight (the ability to see into the future)
• Levitation.

Weapons:

• Mystic Boomerang.
• Missile Launcher
• Battle Lance
• Energy Axe

Gadgets:

• Spy Umbrella
• Knight's Armour
• Shield Generator
• Koalapault (a high tech catapult)

Blondie:

Special powers:

• Duplication (she can clone herself)
• Animal Commuincation (she can talk to animals)
• Invisibility
• Ice Breath

Weapons:

• Tundra Boomerang
• Freeze Cannon
• Heart Wand
• Energy Bow

Gadgets:

• Darkness Container (sort of a hi-tech dream catcher which captures evil spirits)
• Compact Mirror
• Decoder Ring
• Jet pack with angel wings

Cher:

Special powers:

• Sorcery
• Matter Manipulation
• Summoning
• Illusion Creation.

Weapons:

• Magic Boomerang
• Spirit Cannon
• Keyblade
• Energy Bo-Staff

Gadgets:

• Crystal Orb
• Darkness Capture Cube (captures evil spirits)
• Spell PC (a pocket computer which has all her spells listed on it)
• Cloak Of Illusion

Sidney:

Special powers:

• Super strength
• Invulnerability
• Regeneration
• Bullet deflection

Weapons:

• Thunder Boomerang
• Mega Gamma Cannon
• Wolverine style claws
• Energy club

Gadgets:

• Force Field Generator
• Rocket Boots
• Power Belt
• Destruct-O Cube

Mozart:

Special powers:

• Weather Control
• X-Ray Vision
• Flight
• Phasing

Weapons:

• Aqua Boomerang
• Hydro Cannon
• Katana sword
• Energy baton

Gadgets:

• Aqua Rescue Pack
• Hover bike
• Rocket boots
• Pocket PC

Beethoven:

Special powers:

• Time travel
• Mind reading
• Levitation
• Fire powers

Weapons:

• Pyro Boomerang
• Flamethrower
• Nunchucks
• Energy lance

Gadgets:

• Firewall Generator (creates a wall of flame)
• Jet pack
• Rocket boots
• Bomb machine

Clark:

Special powers:

• Super strength
• Invulnerability
• Flight
• Super speed
• Bullet deflection.
• Laser vision.

Weapons:

• Power Boomerang
• Super Mega Cannon
• Blaster
• Energy dagger

Gadgets:

• Pocket PC
• X Ray Specs
• Gravity shoes
• Camoflage spray

Elvis:

Special powers:

• The ability to eat anything that's twice his own size
• Super sonar
• Invulnerability
• Bullet deflection

Weapons:

• Rockstar Boomerang
• Omega Gamma Cannon
• Bazooka
• Energy guitar

Gadgets:

• Food Capsules
• Jet Pack
• Rocket Boots
• Night Vision Sunglassess

Elton:

Special powers:

• Summoning
• Illusion Creation
• Levitation
• Reality warping

Weapons:

• Combo Boomerang
• Super Omega Cannon
• Samurai sword
• Energy cane

Gadgets:

• Heal Capsule (for curing various diseases)
• Portal In Your Pocket device (interdimensional portal creator, can be used anywhere)
• Smoke machine
• Gravity shoes (powered by a flubber-like substance)

Falco:

Special powers:

• Shapeshifting
• Telepathy
• Mind reading
• Levitation

Weapons:

• Champions Boomerang
• Super Deluxe Mega Cannon
• Keyblade
• Energy blaster

Gadgets:

• Pocket PC
• Psychic Energy Force Field generator
• Destiny Orb
• Golden Power Ring

And finally...

Maddona (Andria's character):

Special powers:

• Fire breath
• Super strength
• Illusion creation
• Regeneration

Weapons:

• Destruct-O Boomerang
• Beer Keg Cannon (fires exploding beer kegs at enemies)
• Lady Deathstrike style claws
• Energy bazooka
• Samurai sword

Gadgets:

• Beer capsule
• Rocket Boots
• Night vision goggles
• Stealth kit

Our favourite Jim Carrey performances

Our friend Darwin "Captain Comedy" Chance is a huge Jim Carrey fan and so are we. Jim's really good. We're going to tell you what our favourite performances of his are.

Our favourite comedic performances of Jim Carrey:

• The Grinch (it's a great movie to watch at christmas time, plus Jim makes a great grinch)



• Lemony Snicket's A Series Of Unfortunate Events (he makes a fabulous Count Olaf, my mother can do a damm good impersonation of him you know, you must get this movie- it's genius)



• Liar Liar (gotta love when he does "the claw")



• The Mask (everything about it is great)



• Ace Ventura 1 and 2# (Ace rules!)



• Dumb and Dumber (This movie is hillarious)



• Bruce Almighty (this movie is awesome)



• Once Bitten (kick ass vampire comedy)

Our favourite non comedic performances of his:

• The Truman Show (that's a very interesting film)



• Man On The Moon (his Andy Kaufman is flawless)



• The Number 23 (He's so dark and serious in this movie)



• The Majetic (very good movie, it's also one of Chinstar's favourites because Bruce Campbell appears in it as well)



• The Cable Guy (very good movie, it's also quite chilling)

A Monster Halloween

Halloween is our favourite holiday. We always have really spectacular halloween parties, with pyrotechnics and everything. Our friend Tyrone The Terrible happens to be superb at throwing halloween parties as well- he usually hosts them in some really scary places. He held one in an actual haunted house last year. John Landis showed up as a guest to our halloween bash last year. Me and my brother love testing out our Monster Morpher machine, which is a special machine that gives you the powers of any monster you choose, there is a wide selection of monsters and the cool thing is that you can actually morph INTO the monster you've chosen. Do not worry, the transformations are painless, instanteous, and there's no transformation trauma involved- and the Brundlefly morph isn't too bad either. Tyrone The Terrible happens to love Halloween as well, he has his own monster morpher device as well as a watch that can turn him into one of 10 Disney villains.

The machine has a wide selection of monsters to choose from. What you are about to see are two lists, one is the list of main monster forms and the other is a list of additional monster forms.

Main monster forms:

• Teen wolf/Big wolf on campus style werewolf
  

• Vampire
  

• Wocka Wocka Werebear.
  

• Frankensteinian thing.
  

• Zombie/Deadite.
  

• Demon
  

• Tim Burtonesque creature.
  

• Brundlefly.
  

• Swamp monster.
  

• Muck monster.
  

• Evil Ash.
  

• Ash (Evil Dead movies)
  

• Grim Reaper.
  

• Terminator
  

• Robocop
  

• Freddy Krueger
  

• Jason Voorhees
  

• Chucky (Child's Play series)
  

• Chestbuster alien
  

• Grinch (Jim Carrey version)
  

• The Mask
  

• Cat creature
  

• Human/reptile hybrid
  

• Human/fish hybrid
  

• King Kong
  

• Godzilla
  

• The following Star Wars alien species: Gungan, Wookie, Hutt, Toydarian, Ronto, Bothan, and Ewok.
  

• Yeti
  

• Sasquatch
  

• Dragon

Additional monster forms:

• Werebelushi family members: Werebelushi, werejackblack, werejosh (as in Josh Peck), and werehurley (Jorge Garcia of Lost fame).
  
• Wereleno.
  
• Chumsley the werejohncandy
  
• Ghost
  
• Undead Elvis.
  
• Man-Bat (from the Batman comics and animated series)
  
• Gargoyle
  
• Sulley (Monsters Inc)
  
• Ghoul Friend (this one is based on Andria, it's kind of like the Corpse Bride)
  
• The following World Of Warcraft species: Elf, Pandaren, Orc, Tauren, Troll.
  
• Loch Ness Monster

• Genie

• Phasm (magical ghost, kind of like Flabber from Beetleborgs)
  
• Beast (X-Men)

• Venom (Spiderman)

• Carnage (also from Spiderman)
  
• Igor

• Shrek

• Super Ghoul (Michael Jackson's Ghosts)

Now the monster morpher device is available in stores, it's sort of a wrist watch shaped like a skull. You can also get the Disney villain omnitrix watch that Tyrone The Terrible has- there are two of them- one is black and red and has 10 male disney villains on it and one is purple and has 10 Disney villainessess on it.