Back in buisness

Everybody I am glad to say that I am back from my momental abscence.   If you're wondering where I was all this time I was in hospital for the last 3 days having a cyst from the right side of my neck removed.

By the way I got a comment from this Midnight Oyl person claiming that I am a retarded 21 year old girl which isn't true so  i rejected it.      And by the way i am still a weregrinch and a damn fine one at that.

I hope everyone here missed me.  

And in case you're wondering who this Mariana character is,   she is a werecat character from one of my latest stories -   and she is also autistic and she was born in romania.    She is loosely based on my old friend Sarah,   and her werecat form is a Russian Blue just the family cat Nico.    And despite what you have heard,    I am most deffinately NOT her -  and those school rants were not from me either,   those were from her.

I really missed everyone here as well especially my friend Andria Kilgore.     And I hope you guys missed me too.

Saban buys back Power Rangers

For a while now since 2005-2009  Disney and ABC have owned the Power Rangers after buying them off Saban Entertainment but not anymore,     in May of this year Saban Entertainment bought back the Power Rangers franchise.     Which is good news for fans of the series and a new series is to be aired soon,  but this time the series is going to be aired on Nickelodeon. 

If this proves to be sucessful with any luck we might be able to have them bring back Masked Rider,  VR Troopers,   Beetleborgs,   and Mystic Knights as well.

I for one am glad that Disney doesn't own Power Rangers anymore.

An annoucement

I've decided to stop whining and start having fun,   because there's well no point in arguing with the likes of people on Metokur who I think are absolute morons -  same with Encyclopedia Dramatica for that matter.

You meet all sorts of weirdos online,   and some are just plain stupid -  there are so many clever quotes about stupid people and I'd like to share some of them with you.

"To accuse another of having weak kidneys, lungs, or heart, is not a crime; on the contrary, saying he has a weak brain is a crime. To be considered stupid and to be told so is more painful than being called gluttonous, mendacious, violent, lascivious, lazy, cowardly: every weakness, every vice, has found its defenders, its rhetoric, its ennoblement and exaltation, but stupidity hasn't."  -   Primo Levi.

"The key to the age may be this, or that, or the other, as the young orators describe; the key to all ages is -- Imbecility; imbecility in the vast majority of men, at all times, and, even in heroes, in all but certain eminent moments; victims of gravity, custom, and fear."  -  Ralph Waldo Emerson.

"To be stupid, and selfish, and to have good health are the three requirements for happiness; though if stupidity is lacking, the others are useless."  -  Gustav Flaubert.

'The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity."   Harlan Ellison.

"Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them"  -    Walter Kerr.

I  can honestly say that most if not all these are disturbing accurate.    I am really starting to learn a lot more about people both online and offline.    I seem to be discovering something every day.

Andria is back

Everyone I have good news for you all,    the real Andria Kilgore is back -   the imposter has been dealt with and everything is back to normal again.

And as for DG,  well DG had his god powers stripped off him by Bruce who beat him in a godly magic duel,  as for the Metokur chimera -  my monster gang and I took care of him -  and Bruce and his new pal Chuck Norris sent that creature back to the dimension it came from.   And Eyesglowyellow got chased by the house monsters and later ran away - but not before promising never to troll ever again.

I'd just like to take the time to say that Andria is a valuable member of Team Nathan and DocMProductions and we would not want anything bad to happen to her.    We'd like to welcome back to the team.   And by the way she has a lot to catch up on here.

House monsters

I am working on a little story series centered around the Hillhurst monster gang from Saban's Beetleborgs.  It not only features Flabber and his house monster gang from the tv series but also features new characters created for the story including a Weregrinch named Growler (that's my one),  a pikachu-like monster named Becky (that's Rebecca's character),   a Judge Doom-like character named Dave,  and a catwoman named Andria (who is Andria's character and is named after her).

In case you aren't familar with Flabber and the house monsters,    here are some quick bios of them:



Flabber




Flabber is a blue skinned phasm from the 7th dimension, he is loosely modelled on Elvis Presley but to some resembles Jay Leno of the Tonight Show. His mannerisms are similar to Jim Carrey's famous character Ace Ventura including his laugh. He serves as the offical leader of the house monsters and is the one that has to intervene whenever Wolfie, Fangula and Mums attempt to try and eat the kids. He is also a friend of the Beetleborgs and is the one who gave them their superpowers after being freed from the pipe organ by Jo. He knows some pretty powerful magic spells but sometimes his magic backfires. He has a rather quirky sense of humour. He often works well with Art Fortunes (creator of Beetleborgs comics) as the two often work together - Art draws the pictures and Flabber brings them to life with his magic. He is often occupied by three girls known as The Pipettes (each of them have their own names). He is also quite a musician and loves music.





Mums

Mums is a 50, 000 year old mummy who is second in command of the house monsters, he can unwrap his bandages to reveal a grim reaper-like form underneath. In terms of personality he is pretty much the straight man type although he can be quite sarcastic at times.


Frankenbeans

Frankenbeans is a lumbering frankenstein's monster type creature who isn't too bright but is a big softy, he is also rather strong and probably the second strongest house monster next to Growler. He is also a creation of Dr Baron Von Frankenbeans.



Wolfgang

Wolfgang Smith or Wolfie as he is often called is a werewolf who is treated more like a house pet than a monster, he talks in a manner similar to Astro from the Jetsons or Scooby Doo. And as such nobody else can understand him except for Count Fangula, he is perhaps the bravest and most cunning of the house monsters as he is the only one who has tangled with the villains.



Fangula

Count Fangula is a vampire but a not-so-good one, but a vampire nonetheless. He is loosely based on Dracula and is often the first to attempt to eat the children. He is the only one who can understand what Wolfie is saying and often serves as his translator.



Little Ghoul


Little Ghoul is a small Jawa-like ghoul who lives in the basement, rarely ever coming out. She has a hooded cloak with two eerie red eyes, she has a rather short temper which kind of frightens the other monsters even more than what her true appearance under her hood looks like. She has a sick sense of humour and is a bit of a mischief maker at times. It is revealed that she is related to the Grim Reaper.



Ghoulum

Ghoulum is a living stone statue monster, he is not the most active monster but he is still considered a member of the group even though he has little to do or say with what the other monsters do. Most of the time he does what statues do best - which is of course standing in place. On rare occassions he often helps the other monsters out.



Growler (my house monster persona)

Growler is a weregrinch - a rather intelligent and sly one at that. He resembles the Jim Carrey version of the Grinch from the live action Grinch movie. He became the way he is after Jim Carrey bit him on a trip to Universal Studios Hollywood. He is the strongest member of the group next to Frankenbeans and the second most crafty next to Wolfie. He has super keen senses, super strength, stealth and agility as well as enhanced grinch-like abilities. He has his own grinch lair at Hillhurst which is the guest room. Sometimes his grinch instincts kick in including the urge to eat garbage.



Andria (Andria Kilgore's house monster persona)

Andria is a beautiful, strong willed, intelligent catwoman at Hillhurst. She is a close friend of Growler's and is loosely based on Michelle Pffieffer as Catwoman in Batman Returns. Because she is rather feline-like Wolfie is always trying to chase her, but she always outruns him and easily escapes. Her look is visually based on the Na'vi from Avatar.



Dave


Dave is perhaps the scariest monster residing at Hillhurst, probably because of the fact he is a Monster Toon and he is a lot like Judge Doom from Who Framed Roger Rabbit. He is often seen trying to teach the other monsters to be better at scaring people. He has toon based magic and is often having magic contests with Flabber.



Becky (Rebecca's house monster persona)


Becky is a 6'2 pikachu-like monster who in addition to being cute is also rather spunky. She has some electric powers which mirror abilities used by electric type pokemon, she can also hijack machinery and cause power outages to happen to all electrical devices that her various enemies have.
 

If you were a character

If you were a character from any cartoon,  movie,  tv show,  book or comic -  who would you be?   I know who i'd be,  i'd probably one of Jim Carrey's characters -  either The Mask,   The Grinch,   Riddler,  or Ace Ventura.

As for Andria I always thought she'd be kind of like Jessica Rabbit with a bit of Selena Kyle/Catwoman thrown in.     Although it would be difficult choosing which version of Catwoman she'd be,   because she once told me that she has a voice like the late Eartha Kitt (who played Catwoman in the old 60's Batman show),  but I always see her as being more like Michelle Pffieffer's portrayal of the character in Batman Returns.    I always liked Michelle's catwoman best,  I feel that she's the only one who can play that role -  Halle Berry didn't even come close.

    

Story reviews: Episode 1

Story review




Today i'm going to review one of the alledged works of the troll known as Eyesglowyellow



"Okay, let's get this started. One day Nathan was busy trolling the lulzy site of Metokur.org, spewing out comments like ravishing flowing lava and not even paying attention to his surroundings. At one point, he would have to take a piss, so he would have to go use the bathroom. When he finally decided he needed to catch his breath (because after all, he is a windbag of useless sayings), he went to use the bathroom and noticed the window had been opened. "I wonder why the window is open, since I never leave that damn thing open. There's too many mean poopieheads out there and I don't want trolls in my basement dwelling!" He snorted. Nathan went to whip out his schmooze, and when he did, a large shadow appeared."



Okay, that was a pretty lame opening. And whose stupid idea was it to make me the antagonist? I certainly do NOT approve of being cast as the bad guy in this.







"He wet himself in fear of the shadow, and the shadow laughed at his misfortune. "A little bit pissed are we?" The shadow sarcastically said. "Who...who are YOU?! And what are you doing here?" Nathan shrieked. "



Okay, this is where it gets even worse, this so called shadow creature comes out of nowhere and for no reason decides to torment me in this. And for some reason we never see what this so called creature looks-like until the end of the story.



"I am here because you made false claims of being a weregrinch and that you are a complete dickhead!" The shadow said. Then, the shadow lifted one arm up in the air. Nathan was pissing all over himself at the thought of "oh noes, he is gonna kill me prolly over 9000 times" and that he'd never be able to see any more of the mean truthful butthurting shit that these so-called "trolls" on Metokur.org were posting. Then the shadow put down his arm after a few minutes, and Nathan breathed a sigh of relief. Suddenly, he felt a headache come on, and his head felt weird. "What's going on with me?!" Nathan BAAAAWWWWW'd. "Isn't it OBVIOUS?" The shadow exclaimed, watching as he laughed at Nathan's suddenly changing appearance."



This is where things very disturbing, and I mean that because the alledged shadow creature puts some bizzare spell on me that makes me undergo some extremely disturbing transformation.





"Nathan felt his head was weird, and when the pain of transformation stopped, he put his hand on his head, which no longer was just any head. He looked in the mirror and saw he had changed....into a DICKHEAD. "Why did you do this to me? Please change me back, I am a weregrinch!" Nathan tried to change into a weregrinch, but could not, and probably because he never was. Instead, the grunting force of his will made his head spew out a ton of semen that covered him and his bathroom walls and ceiling."



Okay this is the most disturbing scene in the history of stories, first of all this alledged creature transforms me into what can be described as a "dickhead" in a literal sense which means someone with a penis for a head. What can I honestly say is that this particular transformation scene is THE most disturbing one in the history of TFs, it's so disturbing it makes David Cronenberg's remake of The Fly look like a family film by comparision. Not to mention....a dickhead? That's the best thing he can turn me into this steaming pile of shit he calls a story? That is not only disgusting, it is always possibly the worse visual pun EVER. I mean if he was going to transform me INTO something, he should have turned me into something that i would have liked to be turned like a gargoyle. I would have prefered to be turned into a Plutarkian.





"The shadow then, revealed himself. He was a chimera of all of the people on Metokur.org that he had trolled and spewed hatred towards, who decided to form into a superior justice troll that would be able to curse Nathan into exactly what he is: a DICKHEAD. And with that, the Metokur chimera disappeared into the night, and Nathan was left forever to be an even bigger dick than he already was."



So now we finally see what the monster looks like and apparently it's some bizzaro combination of almost everyone on Metokur.org, the author says it's his trademark creation the Metokur chimera. I have to say that it is THE absolutely worst monster i've ever seen or read about in a story. So i'm guessing it's got monstrous versions of Habermann, Anon, Anonymous, Rents, Tonya, Mishi and all those other guys merged into one. I shudder to think what this creature would look like in a movie. I personally think that this particular creature was the most disturbing part of the story. The mere notion of seeing this creature in any story or movie is too disturbing to even imagine. In fact, it's flat out High Octane Nightmare Fuel. I mean really, this creature would scar people for life.



"And as the Metokur chimera disappeared into the night, it proclaimed, "I am not a bovine, I am a capra, damn you! Have a nice life, werejohncandy!"





And finally we get to the end, phew - this whole nightmare of a story is over. Thank goodness, it kept getting worse and worse by the minute. And I can honestly say that this story was by far the worst that Eyesglowyellow has ever written. I mean this story he did was so horrible it made me want to throw up because of how nauseating and disgusting it was. It was poorly written and it was nothing but High Octane Nightmare Fuel with heavy levels of Squick thrown in. I did not like this story one bit. I hated every minute of it - but the parts I hated most where the rather disturbing transformation scene and most of the scenes involving this Metokur Chimera creation belonging to the author of this story - I also hated that he made me the antagonist in this story even though i had done nothing to him at all.



In overall, I give this story zero stars, and two thumbs down for it's poorly written plot and overuse of sick humour and the really bad visual pun as well as the poorly concieved monster and extremely disturbing transformation scene.



Do yourselves a favour and do NOT read that story, you will have nightmares afterwards.   Again I did not write that disturbing nightmare fuelerrifc excuse for a story but Eyesglowyellow did so you can be mad about him for ever coming up with it.

Twilight haters forum thread

I was looking myself up on Google when I found this rather insensitive forum post about me -  it was on the Twilight Sucks message board under the Show The Lamest Artwork You've Seen thread.   I was shocked and offended when I saw this -   they had the nerve to say that my work is "lame"  which it isn't.   And to be honest I was NOT expecting them to say that kind of thing about me.    I mean I would expect that sort of thing from Encyclopaedia Dramatica (because well they're EDiots, all they care about are lulz and nothing else, and they're mindless idiots) and Metokur.org (because you know how jaded they are when it comes to Deviantart)  but not from the Twilight haters site forum members -  I thought that they would be way too busy complaining about the popularity of the Twilight books/movies and how gay Edward is.

Also on another note,   on Eyesglowyellow's appauling blog,  some troll by the name of Ithinkimtrningchinse claims that i am the one who trolled first which isn't at all true,  he/she always claims that I am despised by everyone in the online commuinity which also isn't true and for the record I was framed and all those forum bans i've had put on me were unjust.    He/she obviously doesn't know me at all,  and it really is quite sad that she actually likes that troll Eyesglowyellow's stupid excuse for a "blog"  -  speaking of which he openly confessed saying that Anon of Metokur.org is his girlfriend -  if that is the case then Anon obviously has HORRIBLE taste in men -  I mean what can she possibly see in THAT guy anyway?  I don't know what she sees in him but i'm pretty sure it ain't looks or talent - because all Eyesglowyellow ever does is post insulting hate art directed towards me and not to mention the horrible "stories"  he wrote (including that atrocious one about me being turned into a literal dickhead by his stupid creation the Metokur chimera which apparently is some freakish hybrid of everyone on the site Metokur.org mashed together into one grotesque form - they notion of it gives me nightmares) and his story "reviews"  are just appauling,   he's hardly no Roger Ebert I can tell you (at least Roger knows what he's doing when he does reviews). 

This is the link to the offending forum thread:
http://www.twilightsucks.com/forum/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=12534&start=1750

Batman movies

Today's topic is all about Batman.

I myself am a huge Batman fan, I love the old Adam West batman series, I also the comics and the animated Batman tv series including Batman: TAS, Batman Beyond, and The Batman.




When it comes to the Batman movies I love the Tim Burton versions best because of how cleverly written they are and how perfect the casting was. I know there was a lot of controversy about the whole Michael Keaton as Batman thing because at time he was known for comedies like Beetlejuice and Mr Mom, but I think he pulled off the role beautiful.



As for the villains of those movies I can honestly say that of all the Joker incarnations that Jack Nicholson is my absolute favourite - not only because I happen to be a fan of Jack's but also because he seemed to fit the role. While Heath Ledger's dark knight Joker is good and dark and yes - scary, Jack's joker is sly, a tad crazy and a rather fun guy. I read that David Bowie, James Woods and William Dafoe were offered that role as well.



And yes, Danny Devito's Penguin in Batman Returns was brilliant and perfectly gruesome. And Michelle Pffiffer made a lovely Catwoman (screw Halle Berry). There were quite a lot of actress in competition for the role of Catwoman including Raquel Welch, Cher, Bridget Fonda, Susan Sarandon, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Lena Olin and Ellen Barkin. Also Annette Benning was considered at one point but left. And Sean Young wanted to play the part and visited the head production office dressed in her own homemade Catwoman costume, demanding that she get an audition. I read that Tim Burton was considering Marlon Brando for the role of the Penguin at one point as well as Bob Hoskins, Dustin Hoffman, Christoper Lloyd, and even John Candy for the role before it went to Danny. Now I like most of these choices that Burton was considering well except for John Candy because even though I am a fan of his - I just could not see JC playing a villain of any kind.



There was some sort of parental backlash regarding Batman Returns as some thought that it was too dark and had sexual references and other things that were unsuitable for kids - especially those regarding the Penguin. This caused Mcdonalds to stop their Batman Returns happy meal promotion (although ironically in 2008 there was a Dark Knight burger king promotion).





I like the Joel Schumacher Batman films too, Batman Forever is severely underrated. By the way Burton produced that one for those who didn't know. Robin Williams was originally in mind to play the Riddler but eventually Jim Carrey was cast in the role instead, which of course wasn't a bad choice in itself. As for the role of Batman, before Val Kilmer was cast - Daniel Day-Lewis, Ralph Fiennes, William Baldwin and Johnny Depp were considered for the part. Michael Keaton left because he did not like the direction it was going. And here's another interesting fact for those Batfans out there - Bruce Campbell auditioned for the role of Bruce Wayne/Batman at one point. Now can you imagine what it would have been like if Bruce Campbell had gotten the role of Batman? Billie Dee Williams was interested in playing Two-Face (he was Harvey Dent in the Tim Burton film Batman) and he was considering it but Tommy Lee Jones got the part - which also wasn't a bad choice but I personally would have gone with Mel Gibson.



For the animated series I like Batman: TAS and The Batman as well as Batman Beyond.



I liked Batman and Robin even though it was a tad campy at times, i'm sure i'm not the only one who actually liked it.



As for the Nolan versions they're good and very cleverly done but i still like the Tim Burton versions, Heath did a brilliant Joker but in overall I prefer Jack Nicholson's Joker in the 1989 Batman film more. I also think that if they do another Batman film they should have either Killer Moth, Manbat or Killer Croc as the villain - or maybe Clayface. I can deffinately see Jeff Goldblum as Kirk Langstrom/Manbat.



My favourite Batman villains are The Penguin, Joker, Riddler, Manbat, Mr Freeze, and Catwoman even though i am not sure if she's really a villain or not.

Imagine Casting

I discovered this site called Imagine Casting where you can make up your movie casts for movies and tv series.     I've already done quite a lot on there.


Here's a link to my Imaginography page:
http://imaginecasting.com/members/nathanf_3/

Here is my Imagine Casting cast for a movie based on the adventures of me and my fellow troll-slaying deviantartists:
http://imaginecasting.com/titles/results/6006/team-nathan/

The cast includes Jim Carrey as me in my human form and my weregrinch form,   Kevin James as Sam in his human form and his dog monster form,  Michelle Pffieffer as Andria Kilgore in both human and werecat form,   Bill Murray as Alder-Sketch,    Jonathan Frakes as Werekatt (because Werekatt kind of does resemble him),   Michael Keaton as Fullmoonmaster,   Kevin Sorbo as my brother Sampson,   Eliza Dushku as Candicegirl,  Mark Hamil as Blackrat,  Tobey Maguire as GarudaX,  Jessica Alba as Pauline, Hugh Jackma as Lance aka Weremoose, and Kirsten Dunst as Rebbecachu.

As for the monsters I have Eddie Murphy as the voice of Moe of Sam's monster gang,   Robin Williams as Presto of my monster gang,   Bruce Campbell as Bruce the demigod,  Johnny Depp as Edgar, Owen Wilson as Zombo,  Sarah Michelle Gellar as Sarah the undead bride,   Carmen Electra as Grincherella the Shegrinch,    Robert Englund as Ted,  Kane Hodder as Jasey,    Gerald Butler as Sebastian the demon, Jack Nicholson as Jack the Werewolf,  Brad Douriff as the voice of Scare Bear,    Eddie Izzard as the voice of Bunyip,   and  Christopher Plummer as the voice of Chancellor the owl-like monster of Sam's crawlspace monster gang.

The main villains in are the evil Metokurians,  lead by Mr Habermann (since I think of him as someone with a Napoloeon complex,   I've decided to cast Danny Devito as him),  Tori Spelling as Anon,   Andy Dick as Eyesglowyellow,    Jim Belushi as Anonymous,   Johnny Knoxvile as Rents,   Bobcat Goldthwait as H-Bomb/Homberguy,   and DG would be portrayed as a CGI goat with devil horns and bat-like wings and Seth McFarlane would be voicing him (using a slightly demonic sounding version of his Brian Griffin voice which happens to also be his normal voice).

Things in common

I've realised that me and Andria have quite a few things in common,  we both have similar interests,  we're both Amiright alumni,   we both have our own blogs,   and Habermann is becoming a real pain in both our sides.

It is possible that H-Bomberguy is actually Rents of Slapstick Anarchy under another alias,  just like Eyesglowyellow is probably one of Anon's retarded friends using a fake account just to annoy me.

Luckily I have Eyesglowyellow,   InuyashaSucks and all those other fake accounts on my blocklist on DA so they'll never bother me ever again.   That should teach them not to mess with me.

Nobody trolls in my domain and gets away with it.     Remember,  never mess with a weregrinch like me,  you'll regret it.

So look out,    the weregrinch is out and he's going to kick some ass.    Also i'd like to say if Eyesglowyellow is "reading"  this or planning to make a crappy MSPaint edited screencap of this blog that he/she should stay the hell away from this blog and so should DG and everyone else on Metokur.    Also he/she should STOP stealing my memes,  my weregrinch transformation,  "isn't it obvious"  and all those other memes of mine were stolen by him/her and that he/she should just get his/her OWN meme and leave mine alone.    

I may not be in control of Metokur just yet but I am in control of THIS blog as it is my personal blog and trolling will not be tolerated.

The weregrinch is here to stay

Everyone I have an annoucement to make, I have decided to stay as a weregrinch forever and I am NOT going to change it for anything else.




I am staying as the weregrinch and keep working my monster magic, and i'm not not gonna let anyone stop me.



Yes folks the weregrinch is here to stay forever and ever so everyone better get used to it and that's the way it is.



And from now on - the werejohncandy that i never was and never will be must NOT be mentioned by anyone on this site ever again.



This weregrinch is here to stay and to party like no man/grinch has ever partied before. Hey, i'm just being a grinch - there is nothing wrong with that.



As for all those people who keep trolling me they can troll all they want but they'll never win. Because this time the grinch has come out and he's looking for some fun.

Newest creations

These are some more heromachine creations of mine.

This first one is of Zombo of my closet monster gang,   he is a super intelligent wise cracking zombie and he looks kind of like Griffin Dune in American Werewolf In London.

This is Sarah the undead bride.

Heromachine creations

Tonight i'm going to show you some of the creations I have done using the Heromachine 3 alpha edition program.

This first one is Jeff of my closet monster gang,   he is a human/fly hybrid much like Brundlefly except he's a lot better looking and is a superhero type.

This is Bruce,  one of the most powerful members of my gang,   he is a demigod and deadite slayer -  he also slays EDiots which coincindentally are a lot like Deadites except scarier.

This is my friend Andria Kilgore portrayed as a Buffy type troll slayer.

This is Grincherella the shegrinch in her human form,  she is modelled on actress/model Carmen Electra.   The insignia on her shirt is a grinch's eye.

This one is titled The Real DG,  it's what I think DG or Demongoat really looks like.   And I think it suits him rather well considering his motives and overall bad attitude.

This is Mitchell the spellcaster of my monster gang,  he is based on the late Michael Jackson and even has his voice and dance moves.   Mitchell is a lot like Maestro from Ghosts and has the same kind of powers as he does -  he can even turn into a superghoul and also possess his enemies.

This is Andria the Na'vi,  she is a member of the attic monster gang and she is loosely based on my friend Andria Kilgore.

This is Andria Kilgore as a wereleopard - I was going to do a tigress but unfortunately there wasn't a tiger skin pattern among the patterns selection.

And finally  this is Presto,  the phasm.   Presto comes from the 7th dimension and has some rather powerful phasm magic at his disposal.

So those are some of my creations so far.     What do you think of them?  If you like what you see,  leave a comment.

Collision Course

For those who don't know who the guy in the picture is,  that is a young Jay Leno in the movie Colision Course.   Now not many people know about this movie,  but it's a buddy cop comedy he did with Pat Morita from the Karate Kid films.   No one really knows about this film so I assume they never saw it or that they've forgotten about it.    Which is a shame because it's a really good film.  I happen to own a copy of it on DVD.

Now I wonder if any of you have heard of this movie,  if you haven't  -then you must get it on dvd.   Plus I gurantee that you will like it even if you're not a fan of Jay's.

 I heavily suggest checking that movie out.

Being me

I am feeling in a rather good mood today, because i am happy with the way i am. And yes being a weregrinch is a hell of a lot of fun.




And I don't think my fans and watchers are going to believe anything that the people on Metokur.org say about me or what that stupid article on ED says - because well none of it is true i'm not a pedo neither am i gay or a delusional manchild or anything like that - they just have the wrong idea about me.



I'm happy with my monster friends and my real friends today as you guys are my number one priority. And in no way am I egotistical or anything.



My work is not half as bad as those EDiots say it is, sure I may not be a great writer like Stephen King but i'm getting there.



And for those who have just recently added me to their watchlist don't be afraid to check out my gallery.

Favourite tv hosts

Okay here's a question for you who are your favourite daytime and late night hosts?   My favourite daytime host has to be Matt Lauer and also Regis,  Oprah is good too,  but my least favourites are Dr Phil and Judge Judy -   Dr Phil is kinda boring and I find Judge Judy to be a little too strict (she should really lighten up)

As for my favourite late night hosts i'd have to say my favourites are Jay Leno,   Stephen Colbert,  and Jon Stewart -   i'm not really sure about CoCo or Jimmy Kimmel -  but I do admire Johnny Carson.   Over in New Zealand we get Stephen and Jon as well as David Letterman but we do NOT get Jay for some reason which is strange.

Again,   I really do love Jay -  in fact i've been to many tapings of his show and that's no lie i really have.   Also I have read his book quite a lot -  very funny and the photos are lovely -  especially the ones of Jay in his teenage years.

Party on DA

It's my birthday today over on Deviantart and Blackbluedawg has thrown the perfect party for me,  with lots of food, entertainment and special guests.

People on the guest list include Sarah,  Marionut247,  my friends and family,  RebbecchaChu,  my monster gangs,  my friends and family including my bro,   Sam's monster gang,  Flabber and the house monsters,  Bruce Campbell,   Rick Baker,   Jim Carrey,  and my good friend Andria Kilgore.

The party will go on all week long and will end with Timothy the Warlock bringing drawings of MJ and John Candy to life.

Chumsley and Cassie have baked a giant grinch cake with Miranda the wererat and it looks fantastic.

So if you're on the guest list,    hop on over to DA to celebrate my big day.

Save the grinches

You know that unscrupolous monster Hoodeedoo?   Well he put up a petition to have grinches and weregrinches go extinct.    I'm not going to let him get away with this.    If you love our green furry friends and want to help save them then sign my petition to save them.

Here is the link to it right here:

http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/Grinchrescue/

If you do I promise you more grinchy antics from me and Jim Carrey over here -  and not to mention free gift giveaways.

About my job

For those who have been wondering yes I do have a real job, I happen to be a computer graphics designer - and i'm not lying i really am one.




And no I do not work at Mcdonalds. I happen to work mainly freelance - i do not work for a specific company, I am a freelancer.



I've been hearing talk me about me being a pedophile, which by the way is not true. And by the way I am straight and most deffinately not a fucking werejohncandy.

Everything that has been said about me on Metokur and Encyclopedia Dramatica is completely false. 

Ghoulish delight

I've been told I am quite a good singer.    My vocal range is a sort of a baritone almost on B-minor scale.   I do mainly comedic song styles but I do like to experiment a little bit with different styles and voices.   I sometimes on occassion do dark carbaret just like the singer Voltaire.

I like all kinds of scary things including horror movies,   scary music,  monsters,  ghouls,  and scary tv shows.      My favourite horror themed shows include Tales From The Darkside,  Tales From The Crypt,  Goosebumps,   Are You Afraid Of The Dark,  and Masters Of Horror.

I quite enjoy visiting haunted houses and other scary places,   I like Halloween horror nights at Universal as well,  they're a lot of fun to see and participate in.     I especially like Army Of Darkness pit fight scene reinactment.

I consider a changing portrait to be one of the most impressive and essential halloween haunted house decorations around,   that's because it's clever the way that they change from something nice to something truly frightening when you turn around.

Now if you had your own haunted house with a changing portrait on the wall or above the fireplace what would yours be?   Mine would start off as one of myself but then morphs into one of Jim Carrey in the middle of transforming into a weregrinch - complete with evil grinchy smile.


What are your absolute favourite horror themed tv shows or movies and what are your favourite halloween songs?    

My favourite places to visit

Here are some of my favourite realms and places to visit.

Favourite realms:

• Marvel Universe realm
• DC Universe realm
• Aardman Realm.
• Pixar Universe realm
• Disney Universe realm
• Dilbert Universe realm
• Simpsons Universe realm
• Family Guy Universe realm
• South Park Universe realm
• Don Bluth Universe realm
• Fantasia (the Neverending story realm)
• Magitasia (the Magic 7 universe realm)
• Celebrity Deathmatch Universe realm
• Heavy Metal Universe realm
• Nickelodeon realm
• Jim Henson Universe realm
• Hanna Barbera universe realm.
• Fox Kids Universe realm.
• Seussvile (the Dr Seuss universe realm)
• Star Wars Universe realm
• Buffyverse (the Buffy/Angel realm)
• Tim Burton Universe realm

Favourite website realms:

• Avatar Website realm
• Deviantart Realm
• Inside The Lab With Doc M Universe
• Wikipedia Universe
• Jim Carrey Online Realm
• Jim Carrey.com realm
• Transfur Universe Realm
• Shock Me Baby realm
• BruceCampbell.com universe realm.

Favourite places to visit:

• Happy Valley (Chumsley and Cassie's home)
• Valkania (J.P Bones's home)
• Neverland Valley (a realm inspired by Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch).
• Maestro's Mansion
• Blackmane Manor
• Planet Pandora
• Avalon (from Disney's Gargoyles)
• Dream Land
• Pleasantvile
• Edge City
• Rattistan (a country with a german vibe,  inhabitated by rats)
• Camp Candy
• Marzipan City (of the Chowder realm)
• Stormalong Harbour (of the Misadventures Of Flapjack realm)
• The Candy Family Country Ranch (Home to the late John Candy)
• Crypt Keeper's Mansion.
• Monster World

So there you have it,   all my favourite realms and places to visit.     Now i'd be interested in knowing what your favourite realms and places to visit are.   

Favourite monsters

This here are lists of my favourite members of my two monster groups  - the attic monster group and the closet monster group.

Favourite closet monster group members:

• Bruce (the demigod)
• Jeff (the human/fly hybrid)
• Mitchell (the MJ-like spellcaster)
• Jasey (the Jason Voorhees-like character)
• Grincherella (the Shegrinch)
• Ted (the Freddy-like character)
• Scare Bear (the possessed teddy)
• Presto (the phasm)
• Bunyip (the superstrong koala-like creature)

Favourite attic monster group members:

• J.P Bones (the 106 year old ghoul)
• Chumsley and Cassie.
• Sparky the gremlin.
• Roscoe and Albert
• Rocho the Jabba the hutt-like creature.
• Vincent the biker vampire (who looks a lot like a young Jay Leno)
• Andria (the Na'vi)
• Bobby the shapeshifting blob
• Hargilotti the ghostly opera singer.

There you have it,   my favourite monster gang members.    What are your favourite members of these two gangs?   I'd love to know who your favourite members of the gangs are.

Favourite superheroes

Here is a list of my favourite superheroes.   Now I like both the Marvel and DC universes and I do have a lot of favourite superheroes that aren't from either of those universes.

Favourite marvel superheroes:

• Spiderman
• Fantastic Four
• Hulk
• The X-Men (especially Wolverine and Beast)
• Ghost Rider
• Iron Man
• Reptil (he has an amulet that allows him to change his body into that of any dinosaur)
• Spawn
• Captain America.
• Stephen Colbert/Ramping Colbert.

Favourite DC superheroes:

• All members of the Justice League
• Captain Marvel
• Plastic Man
• Blue Beetle
• Black Canary
• Green Arrow

Favourite superheroes not from Marvel or DC:

• The Biker Mice From Mars.
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
• Power Rangers
• Beetleborgs
• Mystic Knights
• V.R Troopers
• Radioactive Man (Simpsons)
• Crimson Chin (Fairly Oddparents)
• Tommy Dawkins (Big Wolf On Campus)
• Johnathan Chase (Manimal)
• Angel (from the tv series Angel)
• Buzz Lightyear (Toy Story)

Favourite movie heroes:

• Van Helsing
• Ash Williams
• Snake Plitzkin.
• Jack Sparrow
• Indiana Jones
• James Bond
• Inspector Gadget.
• Aragorn.
• Jake Sully (both in human and Na'vi form)
• Gizmo (Gremlins)

Monster forms:

•  Grinch (live action movie style)
• Weregrinch
• Half Grinch
• Ninja Turtle (when visiting the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
• Na'vi (when visiting Planet Pandora)
• Gargoyle (when visiting Avalon)

And there you have it,   my favourite superheroes,  my favourite movie heroes and my monster forms.  Which ones do you like best?

Heromachine review

This is a review for the UGO Heromachine website,   earlier when surfing the web I came across this really awesome website called UGO and one of the things on there was a neat program called the Heromachine,   upon giving it a go I found it is simply amazing -  with this program you can make your superhero character of sorts -  and there are lot of different features to experiment with.

There are also lots and lots of variations of this fun program and they are Heromachine Classic (the original version),   Heromachine 2.5 (a more advanced version of the second one),    Heromachine 3 Alpha (an extremely well made one which is still in early development stage),   Zombie Edition (make your own zombie like the ones in the Dead Rising video game),   Pin-Up Edition (make your own pin-up woman),  Real Life Edition (make your own real-life hero) and  Rockstar edition (where you can make your own rockstar)

I have had a lot of fun using each and one of these and I think you guys will too.    I give that website 10 out of 10 superstars,   2 thumbs up,  and I heavily recommend using it if you are a comic book fan.

Here is a link to the Heromachine 3 alpha,  you might want to check it out:
http://www.heromachine.com/heromachine-3-lab/

My likes and dislikes

Hi,    Doc M here.     Here you can see my lists of likes and dislikes as well as favourites and things i specialise in.  




Likes:

• Movies (especially ones with Jim Carrey in it, or anything involving Bruce Campbell).
• Comedy
• Art
• Comics
• Animation
• Music
• Transformations
• Monsters of all kinds
• Grinches.
• Superheroes/supervillains.
• Science

Dislikes:

• Trolls
• EDiots
• MetoTURDs.
• Seltzer And Friedberg.
• Twilight.
• Any insulting jokes about MJ.
• MJ Haters.
• People who believe what the tabloids said about MJ.

Favourite movie genres:

• Comedy
• Horror
• Sci Fi
• Fantasy
• Animation.

Favourite movie directors:

• David Cronenberg
• John Landis
• Wes Craven
• Sam Raimi
• Ron Howard
• George Lucas
• Peter Jackson
• John Hughes
• Ivan Reitman

Favourite movie actors:

• Jim Carrey
• Bruce Campbell
• Jeff Goldblum
• Jack Nicholson
• John Candy
• Johnny Depp
• Tim Curry
• Eddie Izzard

Favourite movie actresess:

• Carmen Electra
• Sarah Michelle Gellar
• Michelle Pffifer.
• Lucy Lawless.
• Rebbecca Romajain Stamos.

Favourite horror movies:

• Evil Dead trilogy.
• Nightmare On Elm Street Series.
• Child's Play.
• Halloween series.
• Gremlins
• Leprechaun series
• The Shining
• It
• American Werewolf In London

Personal favourite movie:

• The Grinch.

Favourite cartoon character:

• Bugs Bunny.
• Wile Coyote.
• Panthro of the Thundercats.
• Buzz Lightyear.
• Gaston.
• Donatello.

Favourite musicians:

• MJ
• Elvis
• David Bowie
• Metallica
• Kiss
• Meatloaf
• Cher
• The Rolling Stones
• Genesis
• Black Sabbath

Favourite theme parks:

• Disneyland.
• Universal Studios Orlando.
• Universal Studios Hollywood.
• Alton Towers
• Chesington's.

Favourite composers:

• Danny Elfman.
• James Horner.
• Mozart.
• Beethoven.
• Wagner (Ride Of The Valkyries is epic)
• Edward Grieg (in the hall of the mountain king FTW).

Favourite holidays:

• Halloween.
• Easter
• Thanksgiving.
• Christmas/Grinchmas.
• St Patrick's Day.

Favourite monster types:

• Grinches
• Werecreatures
• Vampires (the non sparkly kind)
• Ghosts
• Gargoyles
• Phasms
• Genies
• Dragons

Hobbies:

• Reading.
• Writing stories.
• Playing video games.
• Listening to music.

Specialises in:

• Transformations.
• Grinchology.
• Musical madness.
• Toe tapping fun.

There you have it -  my likes, dislikes,  favourites and things I specialise in.    Now what are your likes and dislikes and what do you specialise in?  

Many faces of Jay

These are the various character personas of tonight show host Jay Leno, most of these are from his Tonight show sketches while others are from films like Ice Age 2 and Igor while some of the others are versions of him from different universes.   It's hard to say which one is my favourite because they're all pretty cool in my opinion.




Iron Jay



Iron Jay is one of Jay's tonight show sketch characters, he is a fitness guru who is rather strong and brave - but unfortunately he is not too bright and as such is a bit of an idiot. He often gets involved in quite a few blunders. He helps Jay out in the garage with some of the other characters.



Mr Brain



Another one of Jay's tonight show characters, he is a super genius with a large brain and an extremely high IQ. His people skills are not that good and he can be a bit sarcastic at times. His special powers include mind reading and telekenesis. He helps Jay out in the garage quite often and is quite good when it comes to planning and giving out instructions. When Iron Jay causes one of those blunders to happen he's usually the one to solve the problem.



Beyondo



Another one of Jay's memorable characters - Beyondo is a mystical floating head with psychic powers and can see into the future. He is all seeing and all knowing. He often has predictions and helps Jay in the garage and sometimes provides information on future tonight show guests. He can also talk to the people from the great beyond.



Bob Johnson



This character of Jay's is a representive of NBC, he sells stuff imported from the Smithsonian. He is well mannered and polite - he is also gay.



Johnny Allegro



This character of Jay's is described as the world's handsomest garbage man, and it is true he is - he is a devilishly charming garbage man who has demigod powers just like Bruce of the closet monster gang. He helps Jay out in the garage by recycling and taking out the trash.



Billy Tuttle



This character of his is an overweight man with a large butt and the owner of Billy's Burger Barn - he has a southern sounding accent and a wheezy laugh as well as a big appetite, he loves food of all kinds especially cheese. He helps out in the garage sometimes when he's not trying to raid Jay's fridge or when he's not running his burger barn. His special power is that he can eat almost literally anything - even things that aren't remotely edible.



Evil Jay


Not to be confused with the deadite Evil Jay from the Nightmare realm, he is Jay's evil twin who only appears at full moon - he acts as the complete opposite of how Jay acts. While Jay himself is nice and an overall sweetheart - he on the other hand is evil and an overall mischief maker. He is the only one that doesn't help out, and that is because he is evil. He is often causing trouble and his special power is the ability to control the element of chaos - as he has powerful chaos based magic. He has a short ponytail, and a mustache and a goatee - he also wears a black jacket, black shirt and pants and has a really evil laugh that creeps some people out. Often Iron Jay, Johnny Allegro or Jay himself is the one who has to stop him.





King Malbert



Jay's character from the film Igor, he is the ruler of the land of Malaria. He is a bit of a sleezy politician type and resembles the Mayor from Nightmare Before Christmas. Like most Malarian citizens he has an animal motive - his being a rather interesting combination of a roach and an armadillo.





Fast Tony



The armadillo from Ice Age 2, he is a very fast talker and very good at playing the sleezy huckster type - he often sells the other inhabitants of the Ice Age realm various different things.



Charles Hampton Indigo/Crimson Chin



The lantern jawed superhero Jay voices in the Fairly Oddparents, he is a favourite superhero of Timmy Turner's and has numerous superman type powers as well as some special chin based ones. He appears in the Nickelodeon universe.



Murray Hare



The character Jay voices in Tortoise VS Hare, he is a rather proud and agile hare who is famous for his skills as an athlete. He is also still rather miffed about losing to the tortoise in the big race though. He hopes that his son will grow to be an athlete too one day.



Jay Limo



The character Jay voiced in the film Cars, he has his own late night show and is an inhabitant of the Pixar Universe. He often does monologue jokes about some of the inhabitants.



Marvel Universe Jay



This version of Jay lives in the Marvel universe and has teamed up with quite a few superheroes including Spiderman - in addition to being funny and nice he is also a speed maniac and never leaves home without his beloved motorcycle. He also is quite good at martial arts.



Simpsons Universe Jay



This version of Jay lives in the Simpsons Universe and looks exactly like how Jay looked when he guest starred in the Simpsons. He often goes to Springfield comedy clubs and helps some springfieldians out with their comedy acts including Krusty.



South Park Universe Jay



This version of Jay lives in the South Park Universe and looks exactly like how Jay himself did when he made his guest appearance in the South Park thanksgiving short, he has the most imitmidating chin of all the different Jay variations - in fact it was the exact same chin that accientally killed Kenny in that one short. It is also said that he has numerous gadgets compilied inside his chin making him sort of like Inspector Gadget.



Family Guy Universe Jay



This version of Jay lives in the Family Guy Universe, he looks exactly like Jay did when he guest starred in a season 4 episode of Family Guy. For some reason he is always out to get Tom Brady of the New England Patriots. On most occassions he can be seen doing monologue jokes about either Peter or Brian.



Bedrock's Most Wanted Host



The character Jay played in the Flintstones movie, he lives in the Flintstones themed realm one of the mini realms of the Hannah Barbera Universe and hosts a show called Bedrock's Most Wanted.



Dilbert Universe Jay



Jay as he appears in the Dilbert Universe, often does monologue jokes about the main character.



Vorb



The small green space alien Jay voiced in We're Back A Dinosaur Story, he's really cute and quite intelligent. He wears a spacesuit, helmet and a hoverpack - and he works for Captain Neweyes. He sells Brain Gain cereal which makes even the most savage beast turn into an intelligent and gentle creature that can talk.



Celebrity Deathmatch Universe Jay



This claymated version of Jay lives in the Celebrity Deathmatch Universe, he is one of the many fighters that take part in death matches and he is quite skilled at fighting.



Bobby Bitts



The character a young Jay played in a Laverne and Shirley episode, he is a goofy boyfriend type who is quite nice and charming and funny but not at all good with the ladies. He is quite a sweetheart though.



Joey Mitchell



Joey is somewhat of a biker type boyfriend, he is from another episode of Laverne and Shirley. He is a bit of a jerk at times and is the one who told Laverne she should change the way she is.



Albert Fiore



The character a young Jay plays in the film Silver Bears, he is part of a trio who invested in a silver mine and is the son of the mafia don Joe Fiore. He is a bit of a goof off but he is quite a sweet guy.



Little Jay



A cute mini toon version of Jay and leader of the late night kids gang, he is very friendly and cheerful - he also likes to help his friends out a lot. He loves to collect model cars and motorcycles, he also likes to eat meat a lot and refuses to eat vegetables. He lives in a special little house with his friends who are also cute mini toon versions of late night talk show hosts and are taken good care of by the nanny. He often goes on adventures with his friends.



Detective Tony Costas



This is the character Jay played in the film Collision Course, he is a police officer from Detroit and is partners with Investigator Fujitsuka Natsuo. He has very fine detective skills as well as being an overall great guy to be around. The two of them had a rocky start but soon they became best of friends - especially seeing as their first case ever was to recover a stolen automobile prototype made by a Japanese company.



Larry Miller aka Poopy Butt



The character played by Jay in Americathon and one of the people taking part in the big telethon. He is a boxer of sorts and has the rather unfortunate nickname Poopy Butt which he hates.



Mookie

Jay's character from the film American Hot Wax, he is a limo driver who takes the fans to the Alan Freed concert - he is quite a socialble guy and has a romantic relationship with the woman Fran Drescher played in the film - the two of them even shared a kissing scene near the end.
 
 
Now as I said before,   it's rather hard to say which ones are my favourites because I like them all.   But which ones are your favourites?