Squick, Nightmare Fuel and Fetish Fuel

Nightmare Fuel
Written by Werejoshpeckprince and the TV Tropers, this song is a parody of the song Toxic Love from Ferngully and is about the Nightmare Fuel/High Octane Nightmare Fuel trope entry on TVTropes.org, it mentions all the different categories including Western Animation, Real Life, Folklore, Film, Live Action TV, Disney movies, Toys, and Books as well as music videos. It has a number of pop culture references. The trope name Nightmare Fuel comes from Mystery Science Theatre 3000- in which the b grade sci fi/horror films they were forced to watch were anything but scary but the kiddie ones like Merlin's Shop Of Mystical Wonders on the other hand were very frightening indeed. Also it makes some mention of Transformation Traumas which is a horrific transformation into some kind of horrible monstrosity, Body Horror refers to grotesque and utterly disgusting mutations happening to someone's body as demonstrated in David Cronenberg's movies, the Demonic Toys part is a nod to movies like Child's Play, and the And I Must Scream trope that is mention get it's name from a book called I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream- to get a better understanding of what this bit is about- imagine what would it be like to be turned to stone or even frozen in carbonite like Han Solo. Nightmare Fuel refers to something that was unintentional scary and made for kids while High Octane Nightmare Fuel refers to anything that was intentionally made to be scary.

Fetish Fuel
The second parody of Toxic Love, this one was published on Whatfreaks by Werejoshpeckprince and the tv tropers. This one is the opposite of Nightmare Fuel. While Nightmare Fuel is unintentionally made to scare, Fetish Fuel is intentionally made to turn people on. I would list examples of this but some are just too dirty and sick to be mentioned.

Tim Curry
This parody of Valerie is about actor Tim Curry- there are two versions of this, the Amiright version has "Ham it up' in the chorus while the Whatfreaks version has "sex it up" .

Squick
Squick which is a parody of Swim by Madonna is a song about the kind of gross, disgusting and just plain icky stuff you see in pop culture. Now any movie by David Cronenberg is bound to have a LOT of this stuff in it.

Amiright the movie

In early summer 2008 we released a movie about the parodists and editors on Amiright, it was a fantasy sci fi epic just like the film Heavy Metal, each of them had their own segment.

Here's how they were portrayed in their respective segments:

• Chucky G: A charismatic millionaire (the Steele Brigade segment).

• Agrimorfee: A Clint Eastwood style cop (Larry Stone segment)

• TSB: Geek turned superhero (Ben segment)

• Red Ant: Ant-like alien (Voyage segment)

• Jason: Space Commander (Voyage segment)

• Chinstar: Lantern jawed space captain (Captain Starling segment)

• Master Of Oz: Wiseman (Forbidden Land segment)

• Darth Rangoon: Hanover Fist type character who turns into a monster (Captain Starling segment).

• Dr Madness: The sum of all evils (Opening segment)

• My brother and I: Spaceship engineers (Voyage Segment)

• Andria: Green skinned warrior woman (Space Babe segment)

Creepy commercials

You what really creeps me out? Those commercials with food that appears to be sentient and able to talk! Talking food is really creepy.

One commercial that ALWAYS creeped me out as a kid were the Sugar Puffs adverts where there's some kid and there's a box of Sugar Puffs cereal and for some reason the kid tries to grab it but there's something that's preventing them from doing it so the kid yells...."I WANT MY...(in a gruff monster voice) HONEY!" and turn into this hairy yellow monster called the Honey Monster. Those adverts made me afraid of the Honey Monster for life.

Normally I like adverts where people turn into some kind of creature but those Sugar Puffs ones scared the hell out of me.

Doizees movies and shows

Doizee Club movies:
The Doizee Club (1997)
The Doizee Club Goes To Mars (1998)
Doizee Club Safari (2000)
Doizee Club Pirate Adventure (2001)
Doizee Club Jungle Journey (2003)
Doizee Club Fairytale Quest (2004)
Doizee Club Dino Hunt (2005)
Doizee Club And The Ice Village (2006)
Doizee Club Egyptian Adventure (2007)
Doizee Club In Dreamworld (2008)
Doizee Club In The Big City (2009)

Note: Doizee Club Safari, Doizee Club Pirate Adventure, Doizee Club Jungle Journey, Doizee Club Fairytale Quest and Doizee Club Dino Hunt were all produced by Doizee herself- we were co-producers of those ones. We directed and produced the original movie and it's sequel, as well as Doizee Club And The Ice Village, Doizee Club Egyptian Adventure, Doizee Club in Dreamworld and Doizee Club In The Big City.

Doizee Club tv specials:
Doizee Club Storytime Village (1997)
Doizee Club Halloween Spooktacular (1998)
Doizee Club Funtime Xmas Special (2000, guest appearance by Jim Carrey)
Doizee Club Friendship Day Parade (2001)
Doizee Club Land Of Make Believe (2003)
Doizee Club Mermaid Adventure (2004)
Doizee Club Journey Across The World (2005)
Doizee Club Sweetheart Valentine's (2006)
Doizee Club Tall Tales (2007)
Doizee Club And The Golden Castle (2008)
Doizee Club Theme Park Adventure (2009)

John Hughes

On Thursday 6th August 2009,director John Hughes passed away- the cause of death: a heart attack.

John Hughes was the genius behind Planes, Trains and Automobiles (which I read is both Steve Martin and John Candy's favourite one they've been in), Uncle Buck and Sixteen Candles. His movies had characters we could ALL relate to in one way or another. Me and my brother were a bit like Ferris Bueller when we were in school- we would often ditch school on Thursdays to go off and have fun- especially when there was a sci fi convention. We quit school at the age of 17. John Hughes showed us what high school was really like and this was before Hannah Montana or High School Musical ever existed.

Me and my brother had a small cameo appearance in Weird Science. But it's a "blink and you'll miss it one" soon you'd have to freeze frame the dvd to spot us.

His movies were inspirational even today they have a impact on pop culture. In fact our children's show the Doizee Club and the movies based on it are heavily inspired by the works of this movie making genius. Our mascot Chumsley the werejohncandy is a composite of quite a few characters played by John Candy, in particular Del Griffith (Planes, Trains and Automobiles)and Buck Rusell (Uncle Buck). It also kind of helps that Chumsley has an uncle who concidentally is named Buck and is just like the title character from the movie. He was voiced by John Candy himself in the PSA's and animated shorts we did featuring him in the early 80's.

We wrote a song parody about him on Amiright once, but sadly when we got "banned" (which I think was unfair seeing as we didn't do anything wrong) All of our work got deleted including those cute songs we wrote about Chumsley (including the Chumsley and Friends theme song). The parody was called What's Your Fave John Hughes Movie and it was a parody of Don't You Forget About Me from The Breakfast Club. Most of the song parodies we did are included in our Greatest Hits cd- it's a 2 disc set. It has all the song parodies we have written and performed plus some megaremixes and some unreleased tracks such as a Chucky G Tribute song called the Mighty Chuck which is also a nod to an animated show we did called The League Of Parodists it features various Amiright Alumni as superheroes (Chucky G's the leader).

John Hughes is gone but not forgotten. We have recently made a Ferris Bueller cuddle buddy.

The potion

We recently released a book of potion recipes, most of the ingredients for our potions come from various chemistry sets, while some are exotic food components from a place called Marzipan City.

You know that John Candyification potion we once tried to sell you guys on Amiright? It actually DOES work. The special ingredient is in fact love, and John Candy's sweat, as well as an exotic ingredient called Cinamini.

My actually transformation INTO John is a slow and gradual morphing process even though it could be considered similar to a Hulk-Out sequence.

Late Night Kids

Late Night Kids

This is a series of stories I’ve written about Little Jay and his friends.

Characters:

• Little Jay
  

A cute cartoon version of Jay Leno, Little Jay is a little kid with a big chin and a heart to match it. Little Jay likes to tell jokes, play and have fun and acts as the official leader of the group of friends. Little Jay loves to eat anything with meat in it and he doesn't like vegetables as revealed in one episode when the "Nanny" tries to make him eat broccoli. Little Jay loves riding around on his mini motorcycle and playing with his toy cars which he has a lot of. In the Christmas episode he wrote a list for Santa consisting of various toy cars, motorcycles, and meat products.

• Kevin
  

Little Kevin is Jay's sidekick, he loves to play the drums and thinks Jay is the funniest kid in the world. Kevin is often refered to as Kev by Jay. In the Christmas episode he plays the part of the Little Drummer boy in the Christmas pagent.

• John and Ross
  

Lil John and Ross are Jay's two other best friends, both of them like to have a lot of fun with little Jay although sometimes Lil John is sometimes made fun of by the others.

• Lil Davey Letterman
  

Little Jay's best friend and sometimes playful rival Davey is a gap toothed goofball who loves to have lots of fun. His hobby is writing top ten lists of things, in the Christmas special he wrote a really long list for Santa which had more than 10 items on it.

• Paul
  

Little Paul is Davey's sidekick, he loves to play the keyboard. He loves hanging out with his friends and sometimes helps out.

• Little Johnny
  

The original leader of the Late Night Kids gang before he handed the title to Jay. Little Johnny is quite special, he's not only a good comedian he's also a great storyteller and his favourite game to play is a fortune telling game where he plays a character called Carnac the psychic kid.

• Ed
  

Ed is Little Johnny's happy go lucky sidekick, he laughs at all his friend's jokes and loves to laugh.

• Conan
  

Little Conan is a red haired scamp with long legs and a quirky sense of humour. He loves to play around with Little Jay sometimes and often fills in as leader when he isn't feeling well. Little Conan's favourite toy is Triumph The Comic Insult Puppy, a talking dog puppet that has two modes: Nice, and rude.

• Max
  

Little Conan's best friend, loves to play musical instruments just like Kevin and Paul.

• Jimmy

Little Jimmy Fallon is one of the two new additions to the Late Night Kids gang, he is shy and a little bit naive and he isn't quite as funny as the other members of the group but he's quite a good learner.

• Stevie
  

Little Stevie Colbert is the other new addition to the gang and possibly the most patriotic, he loves all things patriotic and American. His favourite toy is a flying toy eagle he calls Stevie II. Sometimes he comes across as a bit of a jerk but he's an overall inspirational kid. In the Christmas episode he writes a list for Santa consisting of patriotic items such as a Captain Americana action figure. He also has a dislike for bears so unlike most kids he doesn't sleep with a teddy bear, he sleeps with a plush groundhog. His favourite superhero is Captain Americana. He sometimes dressess up as him and pretends that he's a superhero.

Foods in chowder

These are all the different foods and drinks in the show Chowder.

Balloon Animal Cookie
Blutterscotch Pudding
Blumbleberry Soufflé
Burple Nurple
Clabbage Cobbler
Clot Dog
Crazy Cake
Dumpling
Elemelon Doodle Coolers
Fire Snacker
Fish Stick
Fish Stone
Fleetloaf
Flibber-Flabber
Froggy Apple Crumple Thumpkin
Graspberry Chocolate Strudel Doodle
Grubble Gum
Hot Chocolate
House Of Cards Soufflé
Meanie Cream Cake
Meviled Eggs
Pickle In A Cup
Powdered Fleart
Puckerberry Squirt Tart
Roast Moast
Sandwich
Sing Bean
Snow Cone
Sparkle Spackle Pudding
Strawberry Pudding
Super Happy Cake
Tapioca Pudding
Thrice Cream
Tooty Booty Bean
Vanilla Pudding
Wedding Cake Revealed Ingredients:
Blutter
Bumbleberry
Butter
Caramel
Cinnamini Powder
Cherry
Chocolate
Clabbage
Cream
Egg
Elemelon Juice
Flava
Flibber-Flabber
Flores
Flour
Flushroom
Folk Music
Glumberger Cheese
Grabble
Grape Jelly
Grenape
Heuvos
Jingleberry
Ketchup
Lumpernickel Bread
Maple Bear Extract
Mayonnaise
Mint
Munion
Mushroom
Mustard
No Fruit
Onion
Pickle
Puckerberry
Raspberry
Reggae Music
Salsa Music
Sell Itself Berry
Sewer Dough Bread
Shmeg
Shemlon
Slomato
Snobbercolon Meat
Snore-Iander
Spice
Sugar
Squash
Strawberry Jelly
String Bean
Tears
Twelve Legged Cave Frog
Wa-Wa Melon
Wettuce
Vanilla

Bric-A-Broccoli Casserole
Clotted Cream Poofs
Frogberry Soufflé
Fumundama Cheese Crisps
Home Style Thunder Chickens In Raisin Jelly
Meatloaf
Old Thyme Cow Pie
Shwish Cheese Crisps

Doizee facts

Facts about our insect friend Doizee.

• Much like Josh Peck, Doizee used to be chubby. However, she's very self concious of her appearance so she decided to lose some weight, so she undertook liposuction. However, it turned out wrong and she came out rail thin.
  
  
  
• Doizee has 4 kids, Doizee Jr, Doizee Jr 2, Countess, and Frankie.
  
  
  
• She is married to Cid. A male ladybug who works in the movie buisness.
  
  
  
• She has produced and starred in more than 10 Doizee Club films including quite a lot of tv specials.
  
  
  
• Unlike most ladyugs, Doizee eats flies instead of aphids- she also has a big appetite for almost anything. She'll eat almost anything. On ocassion she's been known to eat plates, bowls and homework. On occassion she will attempt to eat someone's hand.
  
  
  
• Her favourite movie is The Fly by David Cronenberg. She actually liked seeing Jeff Goldlbum turn into a human/fly hybrid thing, as she thought that he would be edible. Unfortunately Doizee thought it was real and several weeks after that tried to eat him. Jeff Goldblum filled a restraining order against her.
  
  
  
• She commuincates by squeeling or as she calls it.."skeeling". She'll "skeel' at just about anyone or anything.
  
  
• She's good at many things but unfortunately cooking isn't one of them. The first accident ever caused by her lousy cooking was when she accidentally set the house on fire after attempting to make a mother's day breakfast for her mother. Her mother sadly passed away a couple of months later.
  
  
  
• Her favourite Disney film is A Bug's Life. In fact, Francis the ladybug is her brother.
  
  
  
• Her favourite colour is red.
  
  
  
• She's not too bright unfortunately. She's a bit of a Ditz. But she's got some great ideas.
  
  
  
• She is mostly famous for The Doizee Club tv show and movies. Most nobably for inventing the "Silly Dance".
  
  
  
• Her first dramatic role was in the insect soap opera All My Offspring as the evil spoilt ladybug heiress.

The Master

Master Of Oz:

His full name is Matthew D. Ozmodius.
He is our mentor.
He is named after the Yu-Gi-Oh monster of the same name (which is a giant green koala with a mustache, boxing gloves, purple vest and a kangaroo's tail)
His favourite entertainer is Eddie Izzard.
His favourite animal: Koala.
He is the creator of the Millitary Koalas cartoon series and the voice of Nigel. Eddie Izzard does the voice of Nigel in Millitary Koalas: The Movie.
The idea for Millitary Koalas came about while he was looking up anthromorphic animal superheroes on Wikipedia, he originally wanted to do something with kangaroos but there was already a movie about a group of karate kangaroos it was called Warriors Of Virtue. So he decided to go with koalas instead.
He lives in a fantastic magical palace. It's the big shiny one with the image of a smiling koala on it.
He is the resident guru.
His song parody speciality is fantasy or sci fi related.
Favourite food: Salad.
He is extremely smart.
His favourite colours are blue, gold, red, and silver.
His costume is similar to the one worn by David Bowie in Labyrinth.
He has the powers of a master druid. His prefered animal form is a koala though, a talking koala that can fly.

New kits and roleplay items

We've invented some new kits and roleplay items, you can get these in various different stores.

Kits:

• Grow Your Own Sea Creature Kit

This is just those "Sea Monkeys" except it's better because you can actually SEE what the creatures look like. Just drop these little guys in water and then wait and see what kind of creature they'll grow up to be.

• Millitary Koalas Army Building Kit

This is a special kit for the Millitary Koalas role playing game, it comes with several models you can paint and customise so you can have your own squadron.

• Beanie Baby Fashion Kit

This kit has everything you need to make your beanies and other ty plushies look fabulous for special occassions. There's a closet where you'll find various outfits and costumes for your beanies, plenty of acessories, and more than a few different hats.

• Top Secret Spy Kit

This kit comes with cool spy stuff including a guide on how to be a master spy, also includes a pen which has invisible ink in it.

• Amazing Superhero Kit

This kit comes with all the things you need to be a crimefighter including a cool superhero flashlight.

• Talk To The Spirits Kit

This kit has everything you need to talk to people who are no longer with you like a mystic/psychic does. Unfortunately this one got recalled because of a ghost problem.

Roleplay items:

• Merperson Amulet

This is a special amulet that turns the wearer into a merperson giving them the ability to swim underwater. You'll temporarily grow a fish tail if you get accidentally splashed with water while you're wearing it though.

• Buzz Lightyear Jetpack with Wings

From our Toy Story range, this is a special jetpack with wings that will actually enable you to fly.

• Ratchet and Clank Ratchet Roleplay Set

From the line of products from the Ratchet and Clank movie, comes with yellow Ratchet lombax ears, a tail, gloves, pilot goggles, his trusty wrench and your very own Clank robot buddy who can be attached onto your back like a backback, comes with a selection of working gadgetron weapons and gadgets.

• Claw Glove

This special claw glove has more than 4 different settings including Amarant style ( named after the character Amarant from Final Fantasy IX), Freddy Krueger style, Wolverine style and Edward Scissorhands style.

• Chumsley WereJohnCandy Hands

These large John Candy-like hands are werejohncandy hands like the ones Chumsley has, they're modelled on John Candy's own hands, have brown fur on them and black clawed fingernails. You put these on and you'll be living large in no time. Unlike

• Chumsley WereJohnCandy Feet

Same as the hands except they're large feet with brown fur and black claws on them. They're great for crushing cans with and are also very comfortable to walk around in.

• Moon Jewel

This is a working replica of the magic jewel that Chumsley somestimes wears on his neck, it gives him the ability to turn from human to werejohncandy at will and it will do the same for you. It lights up under the light of the full moon.

• WereJohnCandy Transformation Kit

This is a very special roleplaying kit you can use to turn yourself into a werejohncandy like Chumsley. Comes with the Moon Jewel and several other items including the Heart Stone.

Chumsley books

There are a couple of books with Chumsley in them which we did. The first one is a storybook called Chumsley's Family Vacation and the other is a graphic novel called The Good, The Bad, And The Furry which is a satire of those Clint Eastwood style spaghetti westerns. He appears in quite a few SCTV books of ours including the SCTV Power Rangers crossover comic. There are action figures of him and his family available in stores as well as ones of his various relatives. These ones are also available in Cuddle Buddy form. In some of the SCTV video games we have he is a special guest character, in SCTV VS SNL he's an unlockable character. There are several ways to unlock him- one way is to complete Arcade Mode using John Candy or one of his characters. The other way is to enter the word CUDDLEPAL as a cheat code on the cheat menu, and then there's the other way- go to character select mode, on the left side of the screen opposite John Belushi and Chris Farley is a box with a golden heart symbol on it- select that box and Chumsley appears.


The Chumsley And Friends Season 1-2 dvd boxset comes with a Chumsley Jumbo Cuddle Buddy (it's kind of like a beanie buddy) that talks, tells stories and sings songs. There's also a variety of John Candy mushabellies including one of Chumsley.


If you want to know where Chumsley lives. He lives in a tree fort located in the woods, it's next door to the clubhouse that was the setting for various episodes of The Doizee Club. He has lots of animal friends. He tells them stories and sings to them as well. He also has a couple of human friends there that help out or visit- one of them is Josh Peck from Drake and Josh.

Millitary Koalas merchandice

We've got a great range of merchandise from our hit cartoon series Millitary Koalas. You can find the action figures, cuddle buddies and exclusive movie toys in your local toy store, you can also find them in second hand stores, you can find the books and graphic novels in your nearest bookstore and the video games can be found at the nearest hardware store.

Action Figures: Heroes.

These Millitary Koalas action figures are like no other. This is the heroes set of Millitary Koalas action figures. Military Koalas are freedom fighting marsupials who are cute but tough. The Millitary Koalas action figure sets are inspired by the intelligent toys from Small Soldiers.


Sparky and Sparky Jr.

Nigel

Cher

Blondie

Sidney

Cher

Falco

Dio

Clark

Elton

Mozart (my character)

Beethoven (my brother's character)

Madonna (Andria's character, comes with exploding beer kegs)

Michael (new character, named after Michael Jackson)



Action figures: Villains.

Donny Van Dingo (the main bad guy, half man half dingo)

Manogator (half man half aligator)

Spiderella (the spiderlady)

Morlock the dropbear and his goons.

Zyrak, Spirit Of Darkness (Tyrone The Terrible's character)

Great White Steve (the sharkman, Darth Rangoon's character)

Cesil the lizard man.

Howler (a marsupial werewolf also known as a thylacine)

games:


Operation Thunder.

Millitary Koalas the movie video game

Marsupial Omega Mission,

Millitary Koalas: Warzone (a fighting game with fully destructable enviroments).

Marsupial Squadron (role playing game)

Rescue Mission Alpha.

Books:


Millitary Koalas: The Movie novelisation.

Charge Into Battle (role playing game guidebook)

Bravery Preveils (a story told from the point of one of the main characters)

Character Database.

Morlock's Trickery

Heroes Journal

Top Secret Database Factfiles

Gizmos and Gadgets Compendium (a guide to the various weapons and gadgets used by the millitary koalas).


Graphic novels:


Millitary Koalas: Rescue Mission Alpha.

Millitary Koalas: The Movie.

Down Under Thunder.

Mysterious Mistress (the first appearance of Andria's character, believe us it's epic)

Operation: Blitz (a satire of the Rambo films).

Robot Double Trouble (Terminator spoof).

Beware Of The Thylacine.

Looking back

The other students

Me and my brother had absolutely no normal friends at school, at our first school our friends were all a bunch of oddballs. For starters there was Rhys the resident comedian, he was like a regular Jim Carrey, then there was Ricky, Ricky had to be THE most outrageous of them all, he was a big Michael Jackson fan and he loved to goof off- he would often make funny noises and do impersonations, then there was Ashlie, now this kid was another classic funny dude, if there was one thing he knew how to do it's joking around, he could make people laugh just by walking up to them and tapping them on the shoulder, then there was Danny, Danny was a classic comic goofball, he was so funny that even the most cynical of students would wet themselves if they heard one of his jokes. The girls were all right, Kirsty was a very nice girl, naive, kind of shy but she looked like a young Kirsten Dunst and that kind of cute child star-like feel, her parents were fun too especially her dad (her dad was kind of like a regular John Goodman/Jackie Gleason type of guy) and also her older brother was the bomb- for starters he had a tv and playstation in his room, he was also incredibly good looking and a gifted athlete, one time he taught me and my brother some wrestling moves. Another girl in school I was close with was Victoria, now this gal was funny although she was a bit of a ditz, she was very fun to be around even though she wasn't the brightest in the class. Luckily there were two smart gals in the class to balance it out, their names were Geena and Rosalina- both of them were also very fnnny and open minded, both of them were not afraid to speak their mind. There was also a smart boy in the class his name was Daniel and he was a super genius kid, he was like a regular mad scientist. There were these two dudes me and my brother used to hang out with their names were Joseph and Toby and both of them were a blast. We used to make up games with them. Another fun kid we used to make up games with was a kid named Aaron, who was like the utlimate superhero fanatic. He loved shows like Power Rangers and loved it when we played superhero type games. There's one girl at school who we really despised though and that girl was a two timing double crossing tomboy named Stephanie, she came across as quite nice at first but she had a nasty habit of turning friends against eachother, sure she was beautiful on the outside but on the inside she was as cold as ice. Her little brother on the other hand was the best, he was so funny and naughty just like Bart Simpson. He looked a bit like Macaulley Culkin in Home Alone. We always had a blast with him around. There was one girl my brother liked and that was Amy, she was of Irish decent and she was a great dancer. She was really nice and sweet too.

The School Activities

School was horrible for me and my brother. It was like being in Hell, there were numerous rules we had to follow all of them were ludicrous and some were completely unfair. The lessons we had to study were torture, it was like watching a Rob Schneider movie marathon...it was horrible. Getting from one class to another was a challenge in itself, and what makes it worse is that we had to walk up rows and rows of stairs to get to the school cafeteria. It was torture, honestly it was. We were forced to wear drab dark navy blue uniforms that made us a look a little too much like those creepy children from movies like Children Of The Corn. The only time we were allowed to wear our own clothes was on "mufti" days. It was one nightmare after another. Sports Day was the worst of them all, various students were split up into groups which were called "houses" like in Harry Potter and had to compete in various sports games like running, I personally didn't see the point in this because all those houses were doing was competing against eachother for some stupid prize and to get all the glory and points for themselves. And the prize wasn't at all that great anyway, it was just a stuffed toy of that house's team mascot and some other junk, it wasn't all that special.

And

Untidiness, School Assemblies and Nightmare Fuel.

The school we went to was the most disgusting, scum ridden place ever. It was like a swamp. There was a really horrific odour that was so bad you could smell it from a mile away it smelt like my dad's old socks only smellier, sure it looked like a palace on the exterior, but the interior look more like the inside of a haunted house. Not to mention it had a rather creepy vibe in general. The janitor was too much of a slob to clean the place up. School assemblies were the worst, we had to sit through an hour of the school principal going on and on and on about something completely random, he would then tell some ridiculously bad jokes, which was then followed by some pointless ceramony where "certificates" were given for out standing behaviour just to get the students to work even harder, then some of the students would later showcase some ridiculous talent of theirs (and believe me, NONE of them were talented except for me, my brother and our wacky posse) that was either something to do with art or something to do with music, drama and dance- and most of the time they SUCKED, and then we had to endure another round of yakkity yak yak yakking from Mr Cope aka Mr Chataholic or Sir Yaps A Lot as my brother called him, followed by a terribly lame thing called giving out "house" points where the staff would give out awards to the students who won the most points for their "house". You see in our school we had "houses" like in Harry Potter, the houses didn't have names so me and my brother took the liberty of making up names for them- the green house team was called The Morons (because almost everyone in that was either a Ditz, Cloud Cuckoolander or a moron), The yellow house team was called The Backstabbers (because they often lied and cheated to get their way), the blue house team was called The Cowards (because almost everyone on that team were total fraidy cats) and our house the red one was called The Oddballs (because there was an interesting assortment of class clowns, goof balls, eccentric genius types and weirdos). Our house team was the only sane house in the whole school- because everyone else's teams were either crazy, idiotic or pure evil. Our house team were good at recieving points in terms of studying, but on sports day we always lost due to the wretched, sneaky, under handed trechery of The Backstabbers house team. At the end of the assembly we were forced to sing the stupid school song- and let me tell you the school song was the most boring song in the whole world. I can't describe horrible it was without barfing. Sometimes we had "guests" at the school assembly, most of them stank except for this one guy he was like a war hero or something like that, he was awesome and had lots of cool stuff. The worst guest ever to show up was Fireman Sam the character from that Welsh kiddie show of the same name, I was severely traumatised by that show when I was a kid and when he came to our school assembly as a guest speaker- I freaked out and so did my brother, it was horrific, the only thing scarier than that is the utterly horrific PSA we had to watch, it was the Guy Fawkes episode of the show, it was very horrifying, one scene in particular was horrifying, it was the scene where one of the buildings is on fire, and there's some one inside the building screaming in terror or something like that and one of the fire crew members attempts to rescue them but something happens, and there's this really suspenseful horror movie type music in the background, and then the Guy Fawkes scarecrow starts melting from the heat and poor Norman (that's the naughty kid) is locked in there with no escape. It's only made worse after Sam saves him and then breaks the fourth wall by telling the viewers about how to be safe with fireworks and what could happen if they're not careful. That scene traumatised me for life (I still have nightmares where i'm running from a river of fire). The only thing scarier than that is the PSA's they made us watch in class, for example in Spanish class the teacher showed us this educational cartoon once a week about learning the Spanish language, the characters consisted of a lion-like king and his queen, also his servants, his children and a Bigfoot-like monster. In one of the stories one of the king's kids I think it was the prince went into a cave and it was all dark and scary, there was also this menacingly growling sound coming from inside of it, the prince goes in to investigate further, however when he gets closer a scaly, monster-like hand with razor sharp claws rises out of the shadow then as the prince is about to leave the monster comes out of the shadows, attacks the prince, and then drags him into his lair and then eats him whole. In another one, one of the King's servants is turned into a monster and the transformation was simply horrific. In Health Class we had to endure a rather nightmarish PSA titled Germ Alert, it was supposed to be about good hygiene, this wicked witch-like villainess used a special spell to ruin the whole town with filth and the scary part is the effect of her spell causes everyone in town even the main heroes to become mindless, grey skinned, zombie-like ghouls- it was especially disturbing seeing one of the people turning into one, it was like a major case of Transformation Trauma with plenty of Body Horror. There was one for science class which had a rather disturbing scene where there's a beautiful girl who all of a sudden slowly morphs into a demon of some kind.

Chumsley facts

We're going to tell some cool facts about our mascot Chumsley the werejohncandy:


He has several cousins- about 25 or more to be precist.
His uncle is a lot like John Candy's character from Uncle Buck and even shares the same first name.
Chumsley's full name is Charles Huggington.
He cares for all creatures great and small.
In the early 80's his voice was provided in PSA's and animated shorts by John Candy. When John died in 1994, Tino Insana took over voice over duty for the character
Although he is rather large (about 6 ft 2, 300lbs), he is a very kind gentle soul who wouldn't hurt a fly.
Chumsley's favourite authors are Rudyard Kipling, Dr Seuss, and Hans Christian Anderson.
His favourite cartoon characters are Bugs Bunny, Tom and Jerry, Mighty Mouse, and Fred Flintstone.
His favourite stories are The Jungle Book, The Little Mermaid, How The Grinch Stole Christmas, the Cat in the hat, and Horton Hears A Who.
He has a natural born gift for storytelling. He tells such good stories and he is also quite a good teacher. He knows absolutely everything there is to know about the world and he never forgets anything. He can also sing pretty well.
He had his own short lived children's show called Chumsley's Clubhouse. I was in the one in the Chumsley costume.
He is very cheerful and opptimistic. He cheers his friends up when they are feeling down in the dumps and loves to hang out with them.
He has all sorts of exciting adventures no matter where he goes and he always has a story to tell.
He can be seen in Doizee's Doizee Club Clubhouse sometimes, often hanging out with friends telling them a story, playing games or just having fun in general.
His favourite colour is royal blue.
He has a pet koala.

Leno

Top ten things I really liked about it:


1. Getting to play not only Jay but his old tonight show characters as well.

2. The makeup. Very realistic. You couldn't even tell it was me.

3. The music. The music was very very nice.

4. The songs. The songs were a lot of fun. Again me and my brother wrote most of them with help from Chinstar and Tyrone The Terrible.

5.The special effects. There's some pretty cool special effects in both the stage and film versions of Leno. I liked the floating head effect we used for Beyondo- the glowing eyes were very cool. The lasers, flames and other pyrotechnics were awesome. I liked the flying across the stage during the Iron Jay musical number- that was fun.

6.The story. My brother and I first thought of the idea in early 2007, the story is quite a touching inspiration one- it's kind of like Jay's book Leading With My Chin- which is refered to as a title in the song Jay sings in the big finale titled Lead With Your Chin.

7. The screenplay. Words cannot describe how amazing the screenplay was. My brother and I wrote that all in one week.

8. The characters. The characters were a lot of fun especially the ones I got to play. Jay was a great role and I got a lot of critical acclaim for that part and won a Tony award, I looked very convincing as Jay- the makeup was so clever no one could tell it was me. All of Jay's tonight show sketch characters were really fun to play.





9. The premiere party. We had this huge Leno premiere party at Chinstar's mansion the day the film version of Leno came out in theatres. It was great, lots of people showed up including Jay Leno himself. The food was fantastic and everything was amazing. There were several props from the movie on display. We also showed everyone our latest addition to the Jay Leno Playtime Friend range of toys, the Singalong Jay Playtime Friend which sings songs from the stage and film version of Leno.
And finally...

10. The production in general. Leno was such a fun production to do, we had a lot of fun making it. Both the stage and film version were a lot of fun to do. There's quite a lot of funny and facinating stories we like to tell people about the production including some behind the scenes trivia and some anecodotes. The production was so succesful both as a stage show and a film that it won several awards. Jay himself gave me lots of praise for my portrayal as him.

Oz

Here are some facts about our friend/mentor the Master Of Oz:

• His full name is Matthew D. Ozmodius
  
• He is the creator of the Millitary Koalas character and also the voice of Nigel in the cartoon.
  
• His favourite comedian is Eddie Izzard.
  
• He is a superb singer.
  
• His hobbies include magic, singing, dancing and art.
  
• He is good at doing magic tricks.
  
• His favourite tv show is Whose Line Is It Anyway?
  
• His favourite singer is Michael Jackson.
  
• His favourite animal is the koala.
  
• He lives in a castle with a picture of a smiling koala on it. On the walls is a Millitary Koalas mural my brother painted-the mural depicts a scene from the Millitary Koalas movie- the scene is the epic battle scene where the millitary koalas fight off Morlock the dropbear's minions- Andria's character is holding a grenade and is getting ready to throw it.
  
• He is our mentor and has worked with us on many tv shows and productions.
  
• He likes to help people by giving them advice.
  
• The story on how he created Millitary Koalas: In early January 2005 he was surfing the web and found a list of tv shows and movies featuring anthromorphic superhero animal characters on Wikipedia. He was checking to see if there was any that hadn't been done yet. His original idea was going to be a show about karate kangaroos but he decided not to do that because that one had already been done- it was a film called Warriors Of Virtue so he went with koalas instead- ones that are cute but tough- hence the title Millitary Koalas.
  
• He has written a number of books about the Millitary Koalas including his most recent one The History of the Millitary Koalas which has backstories on all the main heroes including Andria's character Madonna.
  

We don't know what he looks like, but he prefers to be mysterious

Jay

I really like Jay Leno. He's severe underrated as a performer. A lot of people seem to think that he isn't funny at all but he's actually really funny doing stand-up as well as doing monologues.


We've been friends with him for a long long time. We've attended quite a lot of tonight show with Jay Leno episode tapings, there's this rather nice woman we met while waiting in line her name is Glozell- she's a huge Jay fan- she knows all there is to know about him. We've met Jay numerous times- he's a superb guy- knows a lot about cars. Sometimes we would be often seen making appearances in the Jaywalking segments, we're the only ones who answer Jay's trivia questions correctly, in case you had a hard time spotting us, my brother is the one wearing the t shirt with the picture of Jack Nicholson in The Shining on it, and I'm the one wearing the sunglassess and the shirt with a picture of the Little Jay cartoon character on it. We attended his first run as host of the tonight show as well as his last one and on that day we gave him a special present- a special Friends Forever Jay Leno Playtime Friend- the rarest one in our Jay Leno Playtime Friend range of cuddly electronic Jay toys. Jay gave me lots of praise for my portrayal of him in the production Leno- he liked it a lot- he liked both the film and stage versions. When we made an appearance on his show to promote the film version of Leno, we showed some clips from the film and I held up a still picture of me as him- Jay himself said the likeness was uncanny. And it's true the likeness was uncanny, I looked very convincing in the Jay makeup so convincing in fact that some people mistook me for the real Jay. No one could tell it was me. I had a little fun once while filming it, I went around town in the Jay makeup and costume pretending to be like the real Jay and I interviewed some people- it was a whole lot of fun. I'd have to say that my favourite part of producing and starring in Leno was that I got to play multiple parts.

Recalled toys

Micro Mutant Backpack Buddy: Squag (this was part of the Micro Mutant range which was kind of like Pokemon but with a sci fi/horror twist to it, Squag was a gremlin-like mutant that could slash enemies in half with his claws, got recalled after it came alive and started attacking someone)

Spongebob Weresnail Plush (This was a plush toy we did of Spongebob Squarepants as a Weresnail from the spongebob fanfic Curse Of The Weresnail, when you squeeze it's shell it growls, yowls, hissess and meows like a cat because in the show snails are the underwater equillivent of cats, got recalled after it slithered away and went on a destructive rampage)

Freddy Krueger Power Glove (this was a special roleplay item from our Nightmare On Elm Street range, got recalled after it turned out that it caused Freddy to possess the wearer)

Evil Dead Transforming Arm (similar to the Freddy one, got recalled after someone's own hand became possessed like in Evil Dead II)

Vlad the Mushabelly bat (a mushabelly bat dressed like Bela Lugosi as Dracula, hissed and talked with a lisp, got recalled after it came to life, bite someone and turned them into a vampire)

Micro Mutant Morphing Mutant: InsectiBilly (Another one of the Micro Mutants range, InsectoFiend was an alien creature that starts off as a cute little ladybug type critter but morphs into a much more terrifying creature named Arachnidor which looked like kind of Brundlefly except more spider than fly-like, got recalled after it's poison spray caused someone to nearly die)

Bad dreams

I've had some quite Squicky nightmares, most of which are set in the setting of my own neighbourhood (usually at my old house or school) and involve a shadow-like shapeshifting monster. One particular nightmare was influenced by Disneyland's haunted mansion ride and was kind of like both the ride and the movie. Then there's the frequent ones I have where the shapeshifting beast appears in the form of a shadowy flying cow and tries to get me to come to the place where it lives which is a dark dimension with a city in it. The worst part being that I am completely unable to speak or do anything about it, and if I refuse to do it...the creature punishes me by making me undergo a horrible transformation into something I'd really hate to be turned into like a cow, tree, a bird of some kind, or a demon dog thing on some occassions. In some other ones various creepy crawlies like spiders, scorpions and mosquitos are featured- usually they start off as relatively small numbers but then more and more of them appear- one most recent one featured the Human Botfly as the Special Guest bug. There's quite a few ones where i'm in a pet store or aquarium that has all sorts of fish in it and I freak out whenever I get to a certain part of the store or aquarium that one being a room which suprisingly had a tank with pirahnas in it (which is kind of ironic since in real life Piranhas are illegal to buy as pets) and the piranhas leap out of the water sometimes and try to eat several of my friends, on occassion in these ones i've been bitten by one and had the misfortune of changing into one. In most of the pet shop or zoo related ones is usually a case of Attack Of The 50ft Whatever where one of the animals is mutated into a giant creature and rampages through the city ala King Kong. In most of my school related ones, the teacher (or sometimes the school principal) usually comes across as quite nice and calm but goes all Large Marge when they're mad or upset- and when they're in this state they look like the crazy Demon Head vampric version of Amanda Bearse in Fright Night. My most memorable ones being the ones where i'm in my old bedroom and the shadow-like shapeshifting beast uses his shadow powers to turn the room into a dark Tim Burton-esque nightmare room, I get out of bed, go up to the door- turn the nob, open the door and run like heck out of the room and into my parent's room.

Most of my nightmares have transformation scenes in them. One of which was kind of a combined spoof of The Exorcist and Ghostbusters, in it I recall being in a movie theatre watching some sort of really bad horror movie just like in Mystery Science Theatre 3000 including sitting right next to Mike and the bots, halfway through the movie I notice that there's a guy that looks, acts and sounds suspiciously like the late great comedian John Candy and has a weird bluey green glow around him- turns out that he IS John Candy- it was him in ghost form, so I go up to John's ghost and confront him, but then John's ghost flies around the entire theatre causing mischief and it's up to him, Mike and the bots to stop him. We go ghost hunting, and for a while it turns out okay but then John's ghost possessess me which causes me to slowly change into John Candy myself- which is weird but kinda cool. Then there's one part at the beginning that has a black symbiote-like blob crawling along the wall. The blob then transforms into a snakemonster and almost tries to eat Crow and Tom Servo.

Here's a story about a weird Acid Reflux nightmare I had once:
One time when I was really sick, my mother thought it would be a "good idea" to have a slice of orange before bed because it would kind of cure the sour throat I had at the time. Immediantley after I ate that slice of orange I had a weird Tim Burton-esque nightmare which was set in a shopping mall at xmas time, there was a path leading directly to Santa's workshop, I follow the path and end up on a conveyor belt of some kind heading for some sort of machine that turns people into living plush toys. And unfortunately i'm one of those people on the conveyor belt. I end up undergoing a rather gruesome transformation into a living, talking, plush bat of some kind. It also probably didn't help that the plush bat form I ended up morphing into was a walking, talking Peter Lorre Expy. Obviously my mother wasn't too bright (she's The Ditz in my family you know).

Accused

Now on Deviantart recently I was accused of "trolling" by someone named IamRegistry. Let me tell you that I have NEVER done anything like that.

Something like this ALWAYS happens on the internet when I try telling them i'm a werejohncandy.

It seems the only people who believe me are ZaratoZakai and MissyMalena. I bit MissyMalena, she'll turn into one on the 2nd of December.

New tv shows

We would to announce that we're airing some new shows on our tv channel.

New animated shows:

• Adventures Down The Yellow Brick Road

The Adventures of teenage Dorothy and her friends the lion, scarecrow, and tinman as well as her pet mutt Toto. Kirsty suplies the voice of Dorothy.

• South Park Freakz

This South Park mini-series features a group of new students who have supernatural powers.

New live action series:

• The Nitwits

A Three Stooges-like comedy show about 5 incredibly stupid but really funny men.

• My Neighbour's A Werebelushi

A comedy show about two neighbours who don't get along, a neat, pampered executive named Thomas and his neighbour a lazy, laid back werebelushi named Spike.

New shows that are a combination of both:

• Al's Bakery

This show is about a clumsly but big hearted werejohncandy who runs his own bakery with his friends. This show features Chumsley in the title role.

• Harvey Jones's Wacky Time Machine

This show is about an eccentric but brilliant scientist who makes lots of wacky inventions and goes on all sorts of crazy adventures in his wacky time machine.

• TY's Beanie Babies Funtime Playland

A new children's show all about the wonderful world of Beanie babies.

TV Shows of ours

We have our own tv station called The Awesome TV Network. It features a variety of programs.

Animated shows we air on our channel:

Biker Mice Extreme
League Of Parodists
Bonzi's Treehouse
Mllitary Koalas.
Blues Brothers Adventures.
Mystery Men: The Series.
Chumsley and Friends.
The Adventures Of Chinstar.
Late Night Kids.
Mangrinch The Animated Series.
Heero Mangrinch (anime).
The Doizee Club.
Doizee's Fairy Tales (puppetry)
The Amateurs
Robin Grinch.
Adventures On The Yellow Brick Road (NEW!).
South Park Freakz (NEW!)

Live action shows:

House Monsters
Horror Hotel.
Herodale College.
National Lampoon Animal House Chronicles.
Teenage WereElvis
Monster Factfile
GrinchQuest.
Time Surfers.
Comic Calamity (a SNL style comedy show)
The Trope Report with Josh Belushi (a tv tropes themed news satire with Joshua Louis Belushi/WereJoshPeckPrince as the host)
The Nitwits (NEW!)
My Neighbours' A Werebelushi (NEW!)

Combination of both:

Misadventures Of Doc M.
Cartoonatics (based on the movie my brother was in)
Night Of Alterations.
Harvey Jones's Wacky Time Machine (NEW! It's about a eccentric scientist).
TY's Beanie Baby Funtime Playland (NEW! It's a new children's show)
Al's Bakery (NEW!)

Five Neat Guys Christmas

Early next month we'll be releasing the Five Neat Guys Christmas album.

Tracks on the album include a humorous take on Jingle Bells which is based on the old 'Batman smells' version sung by children, Frosty The Snowman, Deck The Halls, We Wish You A Merry Christmas, Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, and other fun christmas classics like You're A Mean One Mr Grinch.

We all hope that you'll be joining us and Chumsley for our big xmas bash this year. There's going to be lots of food and games as well as some special surprises. Plus we will be doing some caroling with the 5 neat guys who will also be attending the big christmas party. But we'll have to find some way to keep N away from the alchol, he's got a drinking problem.

Tidbits

• We knew all along that it was Airdna who reccomended those parodies we didn't do for deletion. The real Andria would never speak ill of our work as I recall that she was and always will be a fan of ours. Although I'm suprised as to how Chucky G let her sneak right in undetected like that. You would think that the Infomants or Red Ant would have informed him about her to begin with but it seems to me that they were a little sidetracked and easily fooled.
  
• Number of Elvis sightings we've seen: 37. He's popping up everywhere. I saw him at a burger joint the other day- he doesn't look a day over 60.
  
• Number of Bigfoot sightings we've seen: 49. Not counting June 6th 1997 because that was Robin Williams and also not counting February 12th 2000 because that was my aunt Eurika.
  
• Number of alien sightings we've seen: 60. You'll be suprised how many space aliens show up here. My brother found a meteorite in the backyard once, upon further inspection we found out that it was actually a special kind of space rock.
  
• Number of werecreature sightings we've seen: Over a dosen and that includes most of the werejohncandy population that lives in the Canadian woods. Heck, that's where we found Chumsley's long lost relatives.
  
• Number of vampire sightings: 32. And that is not counting the time we thought that our friend Jay Leno was a vampire, it wasn't our fault it was Annie Are Okay's song about him that made us suspect that. All 4 of the Sinistra Sisters are vampires though.
  
• Number of grinch sightings: 100 or more especially around Christmas.
  
• Number of ghosts sightings: Same. Although we are still figuring out either if the so called ghost of Michael Jackson that haunts Neverland is real or not.
  
• Speaking of ghosts, you know the Ghost Of John Candy who sometimes popped up on Amiright? Well that actually WAS John Candy's ghost, he's a friendly ghost who lives in our attic. No one else can see him except me and my brother. But he is a very nice ghost and he's very good at giving advice and knows how to make us happy, he also does special magic tricks.
  
• We also have our not-quite imaginary alien friend who lives in our old toybox, his name is very unprouncible in his native language but we call him Axel. He looks like a blue tiger with wings, antennae and a third eye. He isn't scary though, he's actually kind of sweet.
  
• Number of imaginary friends we've had over the years: 50. We brought most of them to life using the same machine we used to bring our cartoon sketches to life.
  
• Xtreme New Age Heroes is actually the name of a superhero cartoon we created. Chinstar the wereleno is the team's leader and is voiced by Sam "Chinstar" Leno.
  
• Because of Red Ant's resemblance to an ant we were considering him for the role of Stun in the Bloody Roar movie. Stun is a scientist who can turn into a big insect.
  
• Jeff Goldblum is a close friend of ours, we've met him a few times. He is most certainly NOT dead and he is NOT watching anyone poop.
  
• Connection to John Candy: Spent the day with him, were close friends with him, he was the original voice of Chumsley.
  
• Connection to John Hughes: Made cameo appearances in Weird Science and Career Oppotuties. Also can be seen brief in Home Alone, and Planes, Trains and Automobiles. We went past the "Uncle Buck" house once.
  
• Connection to Jim Carrey: Spotted him numerous times and took some photos. Haven't gotten around to meeting him right but I will one day.
  
• Number of times we've been to Disneyland: Quite a few times.
  Characters we met at Disneyland: Buzz Lightyear, Woody, Phoebus (during a Hunchback of Notre Dame parade, in which me and my brother took part in as performers), Clopan, Quasimodo, Brer Rabbit, Captain Hook, Ariel, Belle and the beast, Hercules, Eeyore, and Gaston (who normallly is rarely seen anywhere in the park because he is considered very rare, but me and my brother were lucky enough to meet him and had our picture taken with him, plus he gave us style tips, he's a great guy you know- he's even more awesome then he is in the movie)
  
• Favourite rides and Attractions: Buzz Lightyear Space Ranger Spin, Extra Terrastrial Alien Encounter, Honey I Shrunk The Audience, Star Tours, Indiana Jones, and Captain EO.
  
• Least favourite rides and attraction: Haunted Mansion. Pirates Of The Carribean was a fun ride though and you should check out the new updated version it has elements from the Pirates movies including an animatronic Jack Sparrow.
  Number of times we've been to Universal Studios: 24 times.
  
• Favourite rides and attractions: The Mummy, the Spiderman ride, the hulkcoaster, the van helsing castle, the Jurassic Park ride, Shrek 4-D, Jaws the ride, Grinchmas at Suess Landing, The Cat In The Hat Ride, the horror makeup show (especially when you get to see how the transformation scene from American Werewolf In London was created and also the really cool part with the telepod from the fly and you get to see Brundlefly wave to you), and Halloween Horror Nights (especially if Freddy Krueger or Jason Voorhees or both of them together are the special guests of horror, although the Crypt Keeper is a pretty entertaining character as well), the Psycho set, the Grinch set (which is on the other side of that set).
  
• Characters we've met at Universal Studios: Shrek, Fiona, Woody Woodpecker, Spongebob, Lord Farquaad, Cat In The Hat, Rocky and Bullwinkle, The Grinch (we've met him more than a few times at universal especially during grinchmas)
  Least favourite rides and attractions: None except for the old Weinervile set from Nickelodeon.
  
• Grinchmas is our favourite special event at Universal, we took our friend Captain Comedy there once, it was great. One time Jim Carrey did jokingly tell us that grinchiness is contageous, we didn't know if he was joking or being serious when he said that- but we found out soon enough after we got back and Captain Comedy started turning into a grinch himself green fur, claws and all- soon after I ended up catching it as well and slowly turned into a grinch myself. I'm a werejohncandy now though.
  
• Number of Tonight Show With Jay Leno tapings we've been to: Quite a lot.
  
• Number of encounters with Jay Leno: Same.
  
• Number of times we've been on the show: 15 times.

Millitary Koalas is an animated show similar to Biker Mice, Ninja Turtles, and Swat Kats. It features a group of anthromorphic koala bears with special powers. Some of them are named after musicians. It's plot is quite similar to Captain Simian And The Space Monkeys with Biker Mice thrown in. There are 15 members of the team of Millitary Koalas.

Characters:

• Sparky and Sparky Jr:

Sparky is the heroic leader of the Millitary Koalas. He is smart, brave and responsible. His special powers include flying, heat vision, super strength and super speed. He has a son named Sparky Jr who also possess these powers. Sparky Jr can reach into small places the others can't.

• Nigel:

Nigel is 2nd in command. He has various psychic powers and hates being refered to as cute. He is intelligent, suave and rather sarcastic. Nigel is also British. He is voiced by our mentor the Master Of Oz in the tv series and by Eddie Izzard in the full length movie.

• Blondie:
  
  Blondie is one of the three female members of the group. She is named after the singer Blondie. She is pretty, free spirited and boy crazy. She is a bit of a ditz. She's not the brightest marsupial in the group but she's still pretty cool. Blondie possessess the ability to make copies of herself.

• Cher

Cher is Blondie's best friend. Cher is named after the singer of the same name and possessess the powers of a master sorceress. She is smart, indepent and has an incredible sense of style and class. Cher has a male counterpart named Sonny after Sonny Bono. Most of the time she is very good at controlling her powers but they are powered by her emotions, meaning that they sometimes go haywire when she is angry or scared.

• Elvis

Elvis is the team's demolitions expert. He is named after Elvis Presley. He is the sad but lovable fat guy in the group. His hairstyle, voice and mannerisms are based on Elvis's ones. Elvis has the power to move people with his voice and also the ability to eat absolute anything- even anything that isn't remotely edible. He always carries a guitar around with him.

• Beethoven

My brother's character. Named after the famous composer Ludwig Von Beethoven. Beethoven is very intelligent and mysterious and his superpower is time travel. He can also alter time in several different ways. He always has one eyebrow raised in a sarcastic and cocky manner like Stephen Colbert (that's Colbert...NOT Colbear). He is extremely good at what he does.

• Mozart

My character. Mozart is named after Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Mozart possessess the ability to control the weather. He is an eccentric genius with a love of technology. He builds most of the machines, weapons and gadgets. He is known for his trademark catchphrase "Eureka! I've done it again!" which he says everytime when testing out one of his inventions to see if they function properly.

• Dio

Dio is the teams resident guru. He posesssess god-like powers and is extremely clever and chaming. He is named after Ronnie James Dio. He is a firm believer in the zen philisophy. Dio gives out sagely advice to the other members of his team.

• Falco

Falco is the resident scientist. He is named after the late singer Falco. Falco is an expert in all things to do with science. He also is a master of disguise and has the power to turn into absolutely anything. In the movie he is voiced by Jeff Goldblum (who is famous for playing scientist roles like in Jurassic Park and The Fly). Falco is extremely smart and quite mysterious.

• Sidney

Sidney is a master of brute force, and as such he is the Dumb Muscle of the group. Sidney is super strong but extremely stupid. His superpower is super strength. His nickname is the Incredible Gump a play on The Incredible Hulk and the title character from the Tom Hanks film Forrest Gump. Sidney often screws up the various experiments of resident scientist Clark because of his stupidity. It's a running joke throughout the series that he gets a blank look on his face and stares blankly into space, the others think that he's trying to think of something when he's doing this, he then says something stupid like "I like pickles".

• Clark

Clark, the team's resident scientist and tech expert. He has the same powers as the comic book hero Superman. Clark is a good friend of Mozart's. He loves to invent things but his experiments always go wrong due to Sidney's lack of intelligence.

• Elton

The second eccentric genius of the group. He is named after Elton John. Elton is an eccentric genius with a knack for art. His special power is the ability to make his various paintings and drawings come to life with his magic. Elton is a very smart marsupial and one heck of an artist.

• Madonna:

Madonna is the newest member of the group. She is Andria's character and is named after the singer Madonna. Her special power is the ability to create fantastic illusions with a click of her fingers. She is smart, beautiful, and elegant but with a wild tomboy spirit that can never be broken. She is also fond of transportation of all kinds and has a drinking problem. Turns out, she can't get enough alchol and will do most anything for a beer. She represents a koalas right to do what she wants and to do it on her own terms but still retains a sense of class, style and feminity. She is first seen in a season 2 episode where she gets rescued by Sparky.

• Michael:

Another new addition to the team, he is named after the late pop legend Michael Jackson also known as The King Of Pop. He possessess magical abilities. He has a Neverland style dream house. He is shy and naive, he is also on the same level as eccentricity as Mozart and gets along with him very well ,he also has a great imagination and loves to sing and dance.

Animation mishap

A made for tv film called the Magic 7 is being released. It was a fantasy film that was part animation part live action (I think). It's plot was about a group of kids who challenge the 6 arch enemies of the earth and ride a 5 toed dragon (voiced by James Earl Jones). From what we've read or heard about it, John Candy and Madeline Kahn were involved in the making of this project. Both of them recorded the voices for their characters in the early 1990's. But the project was shelved for more than a few years. The final version is coming out this year but sadly neither John Candy or Madeline Kahn's characters appeared in it. Now I feel that the true fans of John Candy have been cheated on. And as a fan of John Candy myself (as well as being a close friend of his) I feel that it was unfair that John was removed from the cast list and that his voice wasn't used in the final film. I mean John had been in animated projects before. He was the voice of Wilbur the albatross in Rescuers Down Under (which is our friend the Master Of Oz's favourite Disney film, his 2nd favourite is The Wild) and voiced himself in the cartoon series Camp Candy (which should be aired on Boomerang as well as the original Biker mice series). He also voiced a few characters in the sci fi animated film Heavy Metal- most notably Den the geek turned muscleman, a robot in one of the other segments and a desk sergent in another one. The true JC fans out there have been cheated on by the producers of the Magic 7. Not only is John's voice not in the final version of the film but we're not sure if his character was voiced by someone else or just removed from the film- and we were looking forward to seeing what his character Smokestak Sam was going to be like. We kinda imagine that the character would be kind of like a cross between Sully from Monsters Inc and the Genie from Aladdin. We kind of imagine that Madeline Kahn's character Wastra must be kind of like a cross between Maleficent and Cruella DeVil.
If John's character was indeed voiced by someone else in the final version I hope it was Tino Insana- because he sounds a lot like John Candy. He was the voice of Pig in Barnyard and it's spin-off series Back At The Barnyard, he was the voice of Uncle Ted in Bobby's World as well. He's also currently the voice of Barf the mog in the new Spaceballs cartoon series which we have seen more than a few episodes of (we think it's really funny).
Our mascot Chumsley was voiced by John Candy in our animated shorts, commercials and in Chumsley and Friends from 1982-1994. When John died in 1994, we got Tino Insana to fill in. You can still see more than a little bit of John's personality in him. Chumsley the werejohncandy is pretty much a LOT like John Candy himself- he's kind of like a mix of some of John's best characters, he's a little bit of Ox, a little bit of Del Griffith, a little bit of Freddie Bauer, a little bit of Irv Blitzer and more than a little bit of ol Uncle Buck. Tino Insana also provides the voice of Uncle Kong in our latest cartoon series Bonzi's Jungle Treehouse. Uncle Kong is based on the title character from Uncle Buck. He's basically John Candy as a gorilla.
We were very good friends with John Candy. We met him once. And the first parody we actually wrote when we were on Amiright was a parody of the song John Henry by Harry Belafonte and was the true story of how we met and became friends with him. We've also got this amazing story of how we saved his life once. You can view the music video for that song on
the Chumsley and friends seasons 1-2 dvd special features. Also you can view the original Chumsley and friends animated shorts featuring John as the voice of Chumsley. These animated shorts of ours aired during the early 1980's. You can also view the commercials featuring Chumsley- they are a parody of those commercials where people turn into monsters and similar stuff like that, in them someone (usually me) turns into Chumsley. We pulled that off using a variety of different techniques, including morphing, makeup, and special effects. You can also view the PSA's featuring Chumsley.

Werecreatures

If you were a werecreature what kind would you be? Here's what me and a few others
Myself:

• A WereJohnCandy (like Chumsley, plus it's easy to turn other people into one of their kind, all they have to do is give them a hug)

My brother:

• Also a werejohncandy.

Sam Leno/Chinstar:

• WereLeno (kind of goes with the lantern jawed superhero character archetype he always plays in our stories)

Andria:

• A werecat of some kind.

Darwin Chance/Captain Comedy:

• Weregrinch.

Tyrone The Terrible:

• Wererat.

Dr Madness:

• Werebat.

Kirsty:

• Werefox.

Tazmin:

• Werecat (kind of goes well with her cat-like personality and attributes).

Agrimorfee:

• Weremole.

Chucky G:

• Weredog.

Red Ant:

• Some sort of Wereinsect.

EmiLoca:

• Werehyena.

AFW:

• A Werebird of some kind.

Jason:

• A Werebear.

Jade Belushi:

• Werebelushi family member- Werebelushi.

Joshua Louis Belushi:

• Werebelushi family member - WereJosh.

Nigel Von Sinister:

• WerePanther.

Rock Hemmerson:

• Weretiger.

Dan McCloud:

• Werelizard.

Darth Rangoon:

• Wereracoon.

Tyrone's Book

Our friend Tyrone The Terrible just released a book called How To Be A Villain. It's a How To guide on how to be a villain. It's full of facts and figures about the evil lifestyle and tips such as how to write your own villain song, how to build a doomsday device and how to look imtimidating. He also his own autobiography called The Life Of An Evil Genius. It's a humourous look at his past and present. With a foreword by Jeff Goldblum. He also has a cd called Evil But Entertaining Villain Songs.

Things you'll learn how to do from How To Be A Villain:


Build a doomsday device.
Look imtimidating.
Trick your arch nemesis.
Pull off a showstopping villain song number.
Turn into a big, extremely powerful monster.
Sneer and laugh maniacally.
Use mind control.
Fool your friends and foes via the art of disguise.
Torture your annoying siblings.
Build a giant robot.
Rule your own empire.

holiday mushabellies

Halloween Mushabellies:
Wolfie (a Werewolf, howls when you squeeze his stomach)
Derek (a devil, laughs manically when you squeeze his stomach)
Fred (Freddy Krueger, plays the theme from Nightmare On Elm Street when you squeeze his stomach)
Jase (Jason Voorhees, makes the ki-ki-ma-ma-ma-ki-ki-ki sound effect when you squeeze his stomach)
Chuck (Chucky from Child's Play, cackles when you squeeze his stomach). Tiffany is also available.
Norm (Norman Bates, makes knife stabbing noises when you squeeze his stomach)
Benny (Ben Willis, sings One Way Or Another by Blondie when you squeeze his stomach)
Ghostie (Ghostface, asks..."Do you like scary movies?" when you squeeze his stomach)
Mikey (Michael Myers, plays the Halloween theme when you squeeze his stomach)
Reg (Regan from The Exorcist, plays the Tublular Bells theme from the movie and also spurts out profanities in Latin when you squeeze her stomach)
Jerry (Jerry Dandringe from Fright Night, hissess when you squeeze his stomach)
CB (Chestbuster alien, makes hissing noises when you squeeze his stomach)
Sweeney (Sweeney Todd, sings a song from the Sweeney Todd movie when you squeeze his stomach)
Crpytie (the Crypt Keeper, cackles and says "Hello boils and ghouls" when you squeeze his stomach, features the voice of John Kassir)
Franz (The child killer from M, makes shivering noises and splutters "How I must! Don't want to! MUST! DON'T WANT TO! MUST! And then, a voice screams - I can't bear to hear it! I can't... I can't..." when you squeeze his stomach, I provided the voice for this one using my best Peter Lorre impersonation)
Fang ( American Werewolf In London werewolf, squeeze his stomach and makes the werewolf howl from the film, Fang is our nickname for him)
Vincent (a gentleman mushabelly made to resemble Vincent Price, laughs evilly when you squeeze his stomach, voice for this mushabelly is provided by Tyrone The Terrible doing his famous Vincent Price impersonation)
Jeff (Seth Brundle/Brundlefly, says lines from The Fly when you squeeze his stomach)
Coop (A showman mushabelly made to look like Alice Cooper, sings "Welcome To My Nightmare" when you squeeze his stomach)

Christmas Mushabellies:
Greeny (Grinch, made to look like Jim Carrey's version, sings It's Not Easy Being Green when you squeeze his stomach)
Shadow, Whisper, and Creepers (Christmas Carol ghosts of Christmas past, present and future, make ghostly wails when you squeeze their stomach)

Easter:
Hopsy (Easter bunny, talks in a Bugs Bunnyesque voice when you squeeze his stomach)

Valentine's Day:
Chrissie (a mermaid, sings "Part Of Your World" from The Little Mermaid when you squeeze her stomach)
Sarah (a princess, sings "That's How You Know" from Enchanted when you squeeze her stomach)
Larvin (Cupid, giggles when you squeeze his stomache)

Others:
Elvis (Elvis Presley mushabelly for Elvis Week, sings and says "Thank you, thank you very much" and "Uh huh huh" when you squeeze his stomach)

John Candy facts

The musical group Ween dedicated their 1994 LP, 'Chocolate And Cheese', to him.
Interred at Holy Cross Cemetery, Culver City, California, USA in the Mausoleum, Room 7, Block 1.
He was a co-owner of the Toronto Argonauts of the Canadian Football League
He died while filming Wagons East (1994) in Mexico.
He was part of the group Northern Lights who sang the song "Tears Are Not Enough" which was on the We Are The World album.
He has a cameo in Ray Parker Jr.'s "Ghostbusters" music video.
Father of Jennifer Candy and Christopher Candy.
He attended Holy Cross Catholic School up to grade 8 which was the same school attended by actress Natalie Higashi, several years later.
Graduated Neil McNeil Catholic Secondary School.
He was born in East York (which is a suburb of Toronto) and he attended high school in Scarborough (another suburb of Toronto).
Turned down repeated offers to join "Saturday Night Live" (1975), citing devotion to his fellow "Second City TV" (1976) cast members.
Has appeared in ten movies with "Saturday Night Live" (1975) alumni, more than any other non-SNL actor.
He stayed in the notorious Whidden Hall residence during his years at McMaster University in Hamilton, Ontario.
His father, Sidney, died of a heart attack at age 35 in 1955 when John was only five years old.
Biography in: "Who's Who in Comedy" by Ronald L. Smith. Pg. 87-88. New York: Facts on File, 1992. ISBN 0816023387
Weighed over 300 pounds for most of his life.
Turned down the role of Louis Tully in Ghost Busters (1984). The part went to Rick Moranis. Candy, did however, appear in Ray Parker Junior's music video "Ghost Busters", celebrating the soundtrack of the film, along with other individuals who either refused to be in or failed to make the final cut for casting of the film Ghost Busters.
According to Maureen O'Hara, just before going to Mexico, Candy talked to her on the phone and told her that he feared going to Mexico because he felt that "something bad is going to happen there".
Has appeared in more John Hughes movies than any other actor. He's starred and cameoed (brief appearances) in a total of seven of Hughes' films. Starting with National Lampoon's Vacation (1983), Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987) costarring Steve Martin, The Great Outdoors (1988) costarring Dan Aykroyd; appears in a small cameo in She's Having a Baby (1988). Stars in Uncle Buck (1989), costarring a young Macaulay Culkin. Has a brief cameo in Career Opportunities (1991) and a bit part alongside "Second City TV" (1976) alumni and best friend Catherine O'Hara in Home Alone (1990), also starring Macaulay Culkin.
Sat in the front row for Super Bowl XXIII (49ers vs. Bengals). According to legend, right before the 49ers game-winning drive, quarterback Joe Montana pointed toward the stands and said to tackle Harris Barton, "Hey look over there. Isn't that John Candy?".
Was supposed to host "Saturday Night Live" (1975) with Eugene Levy in 1985 (he, Levy and Billy Crystal did a promo for it on SNL the week before it was supposed to happen), but that episode never happened, due to a writer's strike shortly after the promo was aired.
Pictured on one of four 51¢ Canadian commemorative postage stamps honoring "Canadians in Hollywood", issued 22 May 2006. Others honored in this set are Fay Wray, Lorne Greene, and Mary Pickford.
Was a good friend of Wayne Gretzky and was co-owner of the Toronto Argonauts with him.
Was considered by many to be one of the most genuinely nice people in Hollywood/Show Business.
He played a member of law enforcement in at least 10 movies; It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time (1975), The Clown Murders (1976), Find the Lady (1976), The Blues Brothers (1980), Heavy Metal (1981), Sesame Street Presents: Follow that Bird (1985), Armed and Dangerous (1986) (although his character was a security guard for most of the film, he was wrongfully terminated as a police officer in the beginning of the movie), Only the Lonely (1991), Nothing But Trouble (1991), Canadian Bacon (1995). This does not include Vacation (1983), in which he played a rent-a-cop or Who's Harry Crumb? (1989) wherein he played a private investigator.
Was a fan of Doctor Who.
Was a part-owner of the Toronto Argonauts of the CFL with Bruce McNall and Wayne Gretzky. The group signed Raghib Ismail on the first day of the 1991 NFL draft, where he was projected the #1 overall pick.
In a 2004 interview Steve Martin stated that at the time of John's death Steve was going through a divorce, so he briefly moved in with John's widow and daughters to help them out through this tough time and to get away from his soon to be ex-wife.
House near Newmarket, Ontario, Canada was just several blocks from the residence of fellow, Canadian comedian Jim Carrey.
Many of his friends state that he never had anything bad to say about anyone.
He turned down Wayne Szlaniski in Honey I Shrunk the Kids (1989) and Louis Tully in Ghostbusters (1984) because he felt his good friend Rick Moranis was better suited for the parts.
Tom Hanks, Chevy Chase, Bill Murray, Martin Short, Rick Moranis, Mariel Hemingway, Rhea Perlman, Ed Harris and Dan Aykroyd (who delivered the eulogy) attended his funeral.

MJ Doll

Are you a fan of Michael Jackson? Then you'll never be alone with the Michael Jackson iFriend by your side.

The MJ iFriend is kind of similar to the Jay Leno Playtime Friend but in a way it is unique because it has a Dance Teacher mode where he teaches you how to do MJ's famous dance moves.To turn him on just press the Showtime button (the one with the picture of the two dancing shoes on it) on the remote control.He'll then dance around then introduce himself to you. He will then look at you for a minute and say...."I like you. Do you want to be my friend?". If you say yes to that question he'll spin around happily and cheer "Aow!". If you become really good friends with him he'll sing a few songs about you.

In Playtime Mode he has many different games that he likes to play, one of which is a game called Sing Along with MJ where you can sing along with him.

And if you're feeling sad he'll sing "Smile' "You are not alone" or "Someone in the dark" to cheer you up.

There's so many things that he can do. The Michael Jackson iFriend is sure to be a hit with fans everywhere. Look for him in your nearest toy store.

The real me

A lot of people on Amiright and inthe00's think i'm behind a lot of the so called "parodies" that were written after I left and before that but I wasn't, and also they seem to think i'm the one who wrote those attacks on agri and the others. I didn't. I respected those guys.

It was Dr Madness and Airdna who did it, with a little help from Tony Clifton.

This link provides false information.
http://www.inthe00s.com/archive/amiright/smf/1217856915.shtml

The only statement on that post that is true is the one about me being a werejohncandy and it's true I am one. I've actually been transformed into one more than a few times. And that includes that one episode of my tv show the Misadventures Of Doc M which was a parody of The Fly. It was a 3 part episode, I was testing out my brother's teleportation device and Chumsley accidentally fell into the machine with me and our dna got merged and I ended up slowly becoming Chumsley.

I myself enjoy being a werejohncandy very much, it's a lot of fun. Plus I can eat whatever i want without getting sick.

Plus I managed to teach those blob-like Munchies a lesson, yes they visited me once and they tried making me give in and offered me junk food in order to make me fat but the one thing they didn't count on was that I was a werejohncandy. I am about 5'7 and 130lbs when in human form but as a werejohncandy i'm 6'2 and weigh 300lb pounds of fat, fur and cuteness. I got frustated with those little blobs so I turned werejohncandy and went all Uncle Buck on them. Then I gave them a good old fashioned werejohncandy bear hug which is strong enough to crush even the strongest creatures alive. Those little guys won't be bothering me anymore.

This reminds me of the episode of our tv show The Misadventures Of Doc M where my character (who has the same name as me) becomes a parody writer and joins this Amirightesque website called SpoofsRUs. All of the people on that site are Expys of Amiright Alumni, for example Bobby S is a Chucky G expy, Alexis is an Andria expy, Caprihardee is an Agrimorfee expy, Blue Wasp is a Red Ant expy, and James is an expy of Jason.

The Dr Madness Expy in that is named Dr N Sanity.

Characters in the Madcap Misadventures Of Doc M

The tv show The Misadventures Of Doc M is a zany comedy show that mixes live action with animation and is about what goes inside our lab.

Characters

Doc M (Me)

A scientist who works on various inventions. He is quirky and misunderstood and has an unique sense of humour. Doc's experiments using ending up going horribly wrong. Becomes a werejohncandy in episode 12 onwards and stays that way.

Dr Critic (my brother)
The brother of Doc M, he is also a fellow scientist. He has robotic limbs because he got badly hurt in a fight at a bar one time when he saw someone hitting on his girlfriend Tara. He travels around in a hoverchair.

Humprey
The hunchbacked assistant of Dr M. Humphrey is Dr Music's personal igor. He's a bit clumsy but he's a good inventor.

Vincent
He is a member of Doc's team. He is based on Vincent Price and for some reason is part feline. He is very suave and polite.

Jeff

He is Doc's first experiment. He is named after Jeff Goldblum and is a human/fly hybrid. He has four arms, wings, antennae, red eyes and is able to fly- he also has super strength.

Chumsley

Chumsley is a lovable werejohncandy, despite his size he is a very kindly soul and wouldn't hurt a fly. On one occassion though he falls into the same teleportation machine that Doc happens to be using- causing their dna to merge and Doc starts turning into him. In episode 12 Chumsley accidentally scratches him with his claws- turning him into a 6'2 3oolb Canadian werejohncandy much like him.

Doizee

A failed experiment of Doc M's.

Doizee is a rather ditzy ladybug who is incredibly flat- so much so she resembles road kill.

Doizee is married to Cid- a male ladybug who is rather soft.

Cid

Doizee's husband. A ladybug hand puppet brought to life by Dr Music's Reanimator Ray.

Doizee Jr, Doizee Jr 2nd, Countess and Frankie

Doizee's kids.

Vannessa (Andria)

Vannessa is a journalist for the local newspaper.

Tyrone The Terrible (Tyrone DeSoto)

Tyrone The Terrible is a professional supervillain with good publicity, because even though he is a villain he is beloved by several people in town and is also rich. He is very powerful and can turn into a big scary monster to scare off enemies.

Sam Leno/Chinstar (my best friend)

Sam Leno is Doc M's best friend he is also the lantern jawed crime fighter Chinstar.

Stardancer

Stardancer is a video game character created by Dr Critic. He is a satire of Michael Jackson and his look is based on Dangerous era Michael. He has magical powers and an infinite amount of lives. He is kind of shy and naive but his heart is in the right place. He is able to morph into anything much like Mr Mimicry from Herodale College.

Sidney/Incredible Gump (Sidney the koala)

Sidney is a dimwitted koala who turns into an even stupider neanderthalic green koala at random moments. The name Incredible Gump is a play on Incredible Hulk and Forest Gump.



Dr Madness

My evil counterpart, a semi insane mad scientist who likes experimenting on animals. Much like Tyrone he can turn into a really powerful monstrous form to scare people, his prefered form to turn into is usually something like a Tyranosaurus rex.

Boris

Dr Madness's right hand man, a werejohncandy with a russian accent and a monobrow, serves as the evil counterpart to our mascot Chumsley and is the complete opposite of him.

Lance

Lance Halloway is a friend of Doc M's , he is into transformations and is refered to as weremoose. Lance likes turning himself into lots of different toon animals and on occassion has been a Disney villain mainly Pete and Scar (he's never been Gaston or Ratigan). Lance can often be seen in the form of a moose or a kangaroo.

Wiggy

A creation of Lance's, Wiggy is a unique species of creature titled a Wigmalefis, which is kind of a big bluish moose-like creature who is good at swimming, has big hands and big webbed feet which he uses for swimming and crushing cans with. He also comes from another planet like an alien from outer space.

Larger than life

A little known fact about our beloved mascot Chumsley is that he's a good singer even though in most animated bits we've done with him in them he rarely sings. In the rock opera animated special his musical numbers are done in the style of Meatloaf. Chumsley was created way back in the early 80's, he was inspired by John Candy's performances in Planes, Trains and Automobiles, Stripes, and Uncle Buck. John Candy first provided the voice of him in the animated short Chumsley And Friends (which also featured such characters and a dimwitted koala named Sidney, a ladybug named Doizee and a cat named Cleo). Chumsley and Friends was the first animated series we worked on. We almost got around to making an animated film about him in the mid ninetees, but unfortunately John Candy's death in 1994 got in the way- and so we had to hire a replacement voice actor- so we got Tino Insana (the voice of Pig in Barnyard, and Uncle Ted in Bobby's World) to take over.



btw, this is a morph of me into a werejohncandy like Chumsley. I also happen to be a werejohncandy myself now and I quite like it.

News

Hi there everyone, Doc M here.

In case you've been wondering what me and my brother have been up to, we've been up to all sorts of interesting things. We've been doing great and we've done a lot of cool projects with friends.

I've been doing great, i've been turned into a werejohncandy again which is great. I've also learned I can transform from human to werejohncandy form at will. And to some extent now transform into werejohncandy form every two months especially on full moon nights and during the month of march and october. I've also been uploading new stuff including some morphs of me into John and several of his characters as well as a werejohncandy photomanip or two. I've recently done a werejohncandy tf story that takes place on halloween. I also uploaded some photos I took of an old friend of ours face painted as various different creatures and characters.

I am working on a story about the origin of the werejohncandy, it's called The Seance.

tf comics and art

There are two artists that we really admire and their names are Weremoose and Werekatt.
Remember that weremoose guy we wrote a song parody about on Amiright? Well...he's a real person, his name is Lance Halloway aka Weremoose. This is a link to his page of morphs:

http://www.weremoose.com/morphs/

And yes he is a weremoose.

And the werecat guy that we know very well is real too. Here's the link to his Deviantart gallery


http://werekatt.deviantart.com/gallery/


Now werekatt used to have an archive on Transfur of various tfs from cartoons, movies and tv but sadly it got taken down for some reason.

Weremoose's site on the other hand is still up and running, unfortunately it hasn't been updated yet.

I like getting new deviatations from both of them on deviantart, I also like getting lots of new deviantations from FullMoonmaster. He is very good at doing transformation sequences both in drawn and photomanip comic form. He mainly does werewolf (or werecat sometimes) or she-hulk sequences but he also takes pictures of the places he goes to. He works with Arania- another transformation art specialist.

Here is the link to Fullmoonmaster's deviantart site.

http://fullmoonmaster.deviantart.com/gallery/


We once worked on a weregrinch tf photomanip comic featuring Michael Jackson, we called it MJ's grinchmas suprise. We made it back in 2004 and is still around here somewhere. You can find this one and a selection of other great tf comics and stories in our book Doc M's Book Of Metamorphosis. You should buy it sometime, it's a very fun book. My brother's favourite is the werejohncandy tf comic he did.

Cool animals

We're going to tell you about some of the cool animals we saw:

• Axolotyl

My brother and I love these little guys, they are amphibians and they are also refered to as a Mexican walking fish. We saw quite a few in the pet store, the week before last we saw two that were named Nacho and Borrito and they were swimming around- they were quite big. The two of them were male but I think we saw a few girl ones in there too. The cool thing is that they can walk out of the tank and as my brother puts it....do what they want. I've always wanted one of those. We also a baby one that shared a tank with a snail.

• Lizards

In the pet store a couple of weeks ago I saw this lizard, it was sitting very still but on some occassions it moved and would even look at you. It was so cool, it looked at me and my brother.

• Snakes

Snakes are pretty awesome. I once held a python and stroked it. It was so smooth.

• Spiders

An old friend of ours used to have a pet spider that he brought in to show everyone at school, it was really neat.

Bad cat

Normally we love cats but there's a certain trope tiled Cats Are Mean and it mentions that sometimes cats can be rather bad behaved.
Our first cat Sebastian aka Bastie Boy was a Russian Blue with a tempermental streak and all the markings of a criminal genius. He scratched my brother's leg once, but the reason he did it was because he mistook it for a scratching post. While most of the time he was well behaved, Sebastian often played innocent and koi to hide his evil nature. He was quite a cunning cat. Unfortunately he didn't live very long, he got run over by a car in late 2001.
Nicalinco or Nico (our second cat) is also a Russian Blue but he is a lot nicer than Sebastian was. Nico loves to be the center of attention, we've had him since 2002, he's rather old now and also quite overweight because he eats a lot. Nico is always demanding attention in one way or another. He likes to ham it up for photos, he's quite the drama cat.
In our old friend Kirsty Burville's family there were two very peculiar cats, one named Isabella and one called Leonardo. Isabella was a tabby and Leonardo was a Maine Coon. Isabella was the adventurous one and Leonardo was the quiet one. Isabelle had a lot to say, Leonardo on the other hand liked to keep it to himself. Leonardo liked to just lay about in the sun while Isabella liked to chase butterflies outside and have fun. Neither one of these two felines was mean. It should also be noted that there was also a "fish tank" in the living room, she had quite a lot of interesting fish there including some cat fish.
Tazmin's feline companion Cassandra was the very deffination of a hellcat. Cassandra was every bit as creepy and twisted as Tazmin. Apprioately, Cassandra was a black cat. And she was very vicious. She sometimes would play innocent to fool her enemies before attacking them. She went all berserk on my brother once. My brother still has the wound to prove it.
Probably the only cat which isn't in the least bit mean or evil is Master Of Oz's pet cat Mage. Mage is a tabby with a very inquistive personality. Mage is also quite a lovable cat, he is also rather clever and resourceful. He rarely ever disobeys his owner, he's very sweet and well mannered, he is very well groomed and is very healthy and fit. Mage is the cat often featured in some of Master Of Oz's home movies. He also loves listening to music.

Humourous morphs

We're going to show you some humourous John Candy themed photomanips and morphs i've done.

This first one is of me transforming into Chumsley, coincidentally this one happened after Chumsley accidentally scratched me with one of his claws. He didn't mean to do it.

This is a photomanip of me relaxing while in werejohncandy form. No I don't really have a belly that big, except in werejohncandy form and that's because of how big and chubby and cute I am when in that form. Please take note of the I Heart MJ t shirt.

This is me becoming John Candy himself, a result of watching his movies too many times. I kind of liked being John, it was a lot of fun.

This is a second morph of me into John. As you can see i'm becoming a lot like John.

This is me as Chumsley, relaxing outside. It's always a surprise to turn into a werejohncandy like Chumsley but it's not so suprising to my brother who has grown used to it happening to me.