Sunday 29 November 2009

Doizee facts

Facts about our insect friend Doizee.

  • Much like Josh Peck, Doizee used to be chubby. However, she's very self concious of her appearance so she decided to lose some weight, so she undertook liposuction. However, it turned out wrong and she came out rail thin.


  • Doizee has 4 kids, Doizee Jr, Doizee Jr 2, Countess, and Frankie.


  • She is married to Cid. A male ladybug who works in the movie buisness.


  • She has produced and starred in more than 10 Doizee Club films including quite a lot of tv specials.


  • Unlike most ladyugs, Doizee eats flies instead of aphids- she also has a big appetite for almost anything. She'll eat almost anything. On ocassion she's been known to eat plates, bowls and homework. On occassion she will attempt to eat someone's hand.


  • Her favourite movie is The Fly by David Cronenberg. She actually liked seeing Jeff Goldlbum turn into a human/fly hybrid thing, as she thought that he would be edible. Unfortunately Doizee thought it was real and several weeks after that tried to eat him. Jeff Goldblum filled a restraining order against her.


  • She commuincates by squeeling or as she calls it.."skeeling". She'll "skeel' at just about anyone or anything.

  • She's good at many things but unfortunately cooking isn't one of them. The first accident ever caused by her lousy cooking was when she accidentally set the house on fire after attempting to make a mother's day breakfast for her mother. Her mother sadly passed away a couple of months later.


  • Her favourite Disney film is A Bug's Life. In fact, Francis the ladybug is her brother.


  • Her favourite colour is red.


  • She's not too bright unfortunately. She's a bit of a Ditz. But she's got some great ideas.


  • She is mostly famous for The Doizee Club tv show and movies. Most nobably for inventing the "Silly Dance".


  • Her first dramatic role was in the insect soap opera All My Offspring as the evil spoilt ladybug heiress.

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