I had a short trip to the hospital on Monday on yesterday, they said my cyst is disappearing quite nicely but there has to be another operation done so that it will be gone for good.
This operation fortunately isn't going to be as long as the other one because the hospital i'll be in is a local one and it isn't until November so i'm fine for now.
In the meantime, if anyone has any ideas for future TftW episodes or people that should be featured in them, i'd like to hear them.
Thursday 26 August 2010
Where's Andria?
My friend Andria Kilgore has been missing for quite a while now and i'm a bit worried about her. I hope she is okay and that she's not injured or anything.
I'm really starting to miss Andria, I hope she isn't dead or anything and that she hasn't forgotten my blog or anything.
Andria Kilgore is a dear friend of mine and I hope that she is okay wherever she is. I wouldn't want her to get killed or anything.
TftW
I've taken most of the TftW episodes that are centered around trolls but I am keeping the newer ones I have done about politicians, supermodels, evil older siblings, bullies and other shady/evil character types getting their just desserts.
But I am also open for new ideas. So if you have an idea of what I should do for one of the next things or who I should give the TF treatment to - then don't hesitate to give me suggestions.
Remember, this time it is centered around models, evil older siblings, bullies, and politicians. And the TF can be of any into any animal or monster.
But I am also open for new ideas. So if you have an idea of what I should do for one of the next things or who I should give the TF treatment to - then don't hesitate to give me suggestions.
Remember, this time it is centered around models, evil older siblings, bullies, and politicians. And the TF can be of any into any animal or monster.
Tuesday 24 August 2010
Stories
As you can tell from my gallery, writing is my specialty and I know how to write a good story and how to make it more interesting for the reader. And my characters are certainly a lot more entertaining than anything you can see in movies today.
The fact is, I know how to do a good story, a lot of people are fascinated by my characters and the worlds I make up in my many stories. And I will never let anyone get in the way.
I do not need a clique to make people more interested in my work, a lot of people love my stories as they are - because they don't always have to be about something relevant or connected to their interests at all. They would be boring if they were all like that.
I know how to make people happy and how to keep them entertained.
The fact is, I know how to do a good story, a lot of people are fascinated by my characters and the worlds I make up in my many stories. And I will never let anyone get in the way.
I do not need a clique to make people more interested in my work, a lot of people love my stories as they are - because they don't always have to be about something relevant or connected to their interests at all. They would be boring if they were all like that.
I know how to make people happy and how to keep them entertained.
Cool dreams
Here are some cool Nickelodeon themed dreams i've had.
Attack Of The Vampire Jellyfish:
A halloween spongebob episode i dreamed up. It was sort of like the episode where Gary gets a splinter in his foot and everyone thinks he's got mad snail disease, except it had the jellyfish in jellyfish fields suddenly become bloodthirsty and almost leech-like, infecting almost everyone in Bikini Bottom except Spongebob, Patrick, Mr Krabs, Squidward, Sandy, Plankton, me, Rebbecca and Sam. Near the end we see Squidward dressed like Van Helsing and Sandy imtiating Sarah Michelle Gellar's character from Buffy.
The Element Bender Contest:
This is an Avatar the Last Airbender themed dream I had, bascially it has CQMorell as a 'bender' of sorts going up against Katara and Aang. Now CQMorell in this is a TF Bender meaning his element is transformation. At many times he TFs Katara into some sort of animal, including a panda, a racoon, a puppy, and even a donkey.
Fun With Magic:
This is a Fairly Oddparents themed dream, where Timmy Turner and his fairy godparents along with baby Poof meet Presto and Bruce of my closet monster gang along with Flabber of Hillhurst and they decide to mess with a few people using magic. Lots of funny TFs including one of Crocker being turned into a tortoise. Bruce also gets in a fight with the Crimson Chin who he mistakes for Jay Leno (who provides the voice of the character in the show).
The Penguins Meet The Gremlins:
This is one centered around the Penguins Of Madagascar, in it they meet up with my gremlin team who are a lot like them and team up to stop Dr Blowhole, oh and Chillypaz appears in their monster form which is a short penguin-like monster.
Slimezilla Rising:
This one is centered around the Kids Choice Awards but mainly the 2006 and 2008 ones, basically it starts backstage where Jack Black and the others are about to test out the slime generators when something goes wrong, some of the slime becomes radioactive and lands on my older brother's best friend Dan, which causes him to turn into a 20 ft rampaging slime monster which is dubbed Slimezilla by JB. Jack then tells everyone not to panic, but everyone starts panicing and running out of the arena. So it's up to Sam, my brother, me, JB, and Rebbecca to stop Dan/Slimezilla from destroying everything. Jack manages to calm Slimezilla down by using the power of rock and then me and my brother bring him to the lab where Jack reverses the effects of the slime - turning Slimezilla back into Dan.
Brawl At The Barnyard:
This is a Back At The Barnyard themed dream in which Otis and the others take part in a Super Smash Bros style tournament, Andria's OC Ren appears as well as a horse in a cowboy hat (his name is Chuck and his voice is done by Chuck Norris) and a bull named Rock who is voiced by Bruce Campbell. Also Otis gets in a feud with Rock after he sees him flirting with Abby.
Heffer VS Pig:
In this one Heffer Wolfe from Rocko's Modern Life competes against Pig from Back At The Barnyard in a pie eating contest. In the end Heffer wins after Pig passess out.
Phasms And Fairies:
In this fairy oddparents one, Marionut247, Tina , Presto and Flabber make appearances. Marionut247 appears as her monster form Pauline the phasm and they have a magic contest with Cosmo, Wanda and Poof. Then Crocker shows up with a person who acts just like him except he's trying to constantly expose the existance of phasms like Flabber.
Nick Or Treat:
This is all star Nickelodeon halloween special which I dreamed up. Basically it us going to a halloween ball with all the classic and new Nickelodeon character, but then we end up in the old abandoned Nickelodeon studios set which in the night looks more something from the Are You Afraid Of The Dark area. We hear screaming coming from the old Weinervile set followed by scary moaning sounds, we find that something has gone wrong with the Weineriser ray - instead of turning people into puppets it causes them to turn into zombies. So me, my brother, Rebbecca, Sam and Andria along with Bruce and Mitchell of my closet monster gang. Halfway through there is a Thriller homage when the zombified people start dancing with Kel from Kenan and Kel dressed like MJ. And under the light of the full moon, I undergo a transformation but not into a weregrinch - but into a cute cuddly Werejoshpeck.
IHeart Becky:
Rebbeccachu makes an appearance in this ICarly dream, she appears as a guest star in an episode of Carly Shay's webshow both as a human and as a pikachu monster. She also mistakes Spencer for Jim Carrey at one point.
Danny Phantom Meets Mitchell:
This is a Danny Phantom one where Danny teams up with Mitchell of my closet monster gang to defeat Vlad Masters/Vlad Plasimus and Skulkor.
NickQuest:
This one involves me, my brother, Sam, Rebbecca and Andria going on a quest and visiting all the different Nickelodeon characters in their realms like in Kingdom Hearts.
Attack Of The Vampire Jellyfish:
A halloween spongebob episode i dreamed up. It was sort of like the episode where Gary gets a splinter in his foot and everyone thinks he's got mad snail disease, except it had the jellyfish in jellyfish fields suddenly become bloodthirsty and almost leech-like, infecting almost everyone in Bikini Bottom except Spongebob, Patrick, Mr Krabs, Squidward, Sandy, Plankton, me, Rebbecca and Sam. Near the end we see Squidward dressed like Van Helsing and Sandy imtiating Sarah Michelle Gellar's character from Buffy.
The Element Bender Contest:
This is an Avatar the Last Airbender themed dream I had, bascially it has CQMorell as a 'bender' of sorts going up against Katara and Aang. Now CQMorell in this is a TF Bender meaning his element is transformation. At many times he TFs Katara into some sort of animal, including a panda, a racoon, a puppy, and even a donkey.
Fun With Magic:
This is a Fairly Oddparents themed dream, where Timmy Turner and his fairy godparents along with baby Poof meet Presto and Bruce of my closet monster gang along with Flabber of Hillhurst and they decide to mess with a few people using magic. Lots of funny TFs including one of Crocker being turned into a tortoise. Bruce also gets in a fight with the Crimson Chin who he mistakes for Jay Leno (who provides the voice of the character in the show).
The Penguins Meet The Gremlins:
This is one centered around the Penguins Of Madagascar, in it they meet up with my gremlin team who are a lot like them and team up to stop Dr Blowhole, oh and Chillypaz appears in their monster form which is a short penguin-like monster.
Slimezilla Rising:
This one is centered around the Kids Choice Awards but mainly the 2006 and 2008 ones, basically it starts backstage where Jack Black and the others are about to test out the slime generators when something goes wrong, some of the slime becomes radioactive and lands on my older brother's best friend Dan, which causes him to turn into a 20 ft rampaging slime monster which is dubbed Slimezilla by JB. Jack then tells everyone not to panic, but everyone starts panicing and running out of the arena. So it's up to Sam, my brother, me, JB, and Rebbecca to stop Dan/Slimezilla from destroying everything. Jack manages to calm Slimezilla down by using the power of rock and then me and my brother bring him to the lab where Jack reverses the effects of the slime - turning Slimezilla back into Dan.
Brawl At The Barnyard:
This is a Back At The Barnyard themed dream in which Otis and the others take part in a Super Smash Bros style tournament, Andria's OC Ren appears as well as a horse in a cowboy hat (his name is Chuck and his voice is done by Chuck Norris) and a bull named Rock who is voiced by Bruce Campbell. Also Otis gets in a feud with Rock after he sees him flirting with Abby.
Heffer VS Pig:
In this one Heffer Wolfe from Rocko's Modern Life competes against Pig from Back At The Barnyard in a pie eating contest. In the end Heffer wins after Pig passess out.
Phasms And Fairies:
In this fairy oddparents one, Marionut247, Tina , Presto and Flabber make appearances. Marionut247 appears as her monster form Pauline the phasm and they have a magic contest with Cosmo, Wanda and Poof. Then Crocker shows up with a person who acts just like him except he's trying to constantly expose the existance of phasms like Flabber.
Nick Or Treat:
This is all star Nickelodeon halloween special which I dreamed up. Basically it us going to a halloween ball with all the classic and new Nickelodeon character, but then we end up in the old abandoned Nickelodeon studios set which in the night looks more something from the Are You Afraid Of The Dark area. We hear screaming coming from the old Weinervile set followed by scary moaning sounds, we find that something has gone wrong with the Weineriser ray - instead of turning people into puppets it causes them to turn into zombies. So me, my brother, Rebbecca, Sam and Andria along with Bruce and Mitchell of my closet monster gang. Halfway through there is a Thriller homage when the zombified people start dancing with Kel from Kenan and Kel dressed like MJ. And under the light of the full moon, I undergo a transformation but not into a weregrinch - but into a cute cuddly Werejoshpeck.
IHeart Becky:
Rebbeccachu makes an appearance in this ICarly dream, she appears as a guest star in an episode of Carly Shay's webshow both as a human and as a pikachu monster. She also mistakes Spencer for Jim Carrey at one point.
Danny Phantom Meets Mitchell:
This is a Danny Phantom one where Danny teams up with Mitchell of my closet monster gang to defeat Vlad Masters/Vlad Plasimus and Skulkor.
NickQuest:
This one involves me, my brother, Sam, Rebbecca and Andria going on a quest and visiting all the different Nickelodeon characters in their realms like in Kingdom Hearts.
Monday 16 August 2010
TropeQuest
I'd like to introduce you all to the heroes, villains and summons of TropeQuest.
Heroes: Deviantart Hero Party.
DrMusic2-1: Depicted as a weregrinch wearing a suit of armour, he serves as the party's resident genius. Played by Nathan's brother Sampson.
Rebbeccachu: A friendly, high spirited Pikachu-like monster with thunder based magic.
Werekatt: A cat-like monster with a Thundercats inspired look and a Wolverine hairdo, serves as the resident fighter in the party.
Weremoose: A moose-like monster with super strength, he is also the resident combat specialist.
Marionut247: Depicted as a phasm similar to Flabber, posess powerful phasm magic and is very friendly and caring.
AndriaKilgore: Depicted as a Na'vi like the ones from Avatar, she is DrMusic2-1's closest friend and is the team's resident archer.
Blackbluedawg: Depicted as a blue dog-like monster who has Moe and the other members of his monster gang as 'Summons'.
FullmoonMaster: Depicted as an elf-like creature similar to Puck from Disney's Gargoyles, can summon a powerful Moonbeast to take care of his enemies.
CQMorell: Depicted as an airbender much like Aaang from Avatar the last Airbender.
Galax: Depicted as a gargoyle, Galax is quite a skilled flyer and is also quite smart.
TVTropes Hero Party members:
AgentCH: Depicted as a freelance secret agent type who resembles Bruce Campbell, he serves as the team's resident spy and is rather suave and a bit of a ladies man.
Yandere: The team's resident mage, he and Tsundere are brother and sister - but they don't get along well.
Tsundere: Yandere's older sister who specialises in dark magic and can be very temperamental.
Muto: The team's resident transformation specialist.
ManWithoutABody: A zombie similar to Zombo of the Closet monster gang, except he has no arms, legs or body - so technically he's sort of a head.
AchSed: The team's resident berserker.
WereJoshPeckPrince: The team's resident fighter and most underated member of the group. He has blackish fur, claws, quills, small cute fangs, bushy black eyebrows, glowing dark greenish eyes, a short mane and a black nose - he also resembles a season 3 of Drake and Josh era Josh Peck and also has his voice. He is not only cute but he's also pretty powerful and highly intelligent. Played by Nathan in the game.
Dimitria: A Na'vi just like Andria Kilgore of the Deviantart Hero Party, she is a skilled archer and can commuincate with nature rather well.
Enemies:
King Nordog: An evil demon king who rules the underworld and lives in what literally can be described as the kitchen from Hell. Looks like a cross between Satan and Gordon Ramsay and even has the same foulmouth he does.
Troll Master Habermann: Leader of the evil Metokurian Empire, he is depicted as a short, grotesque troll-like monster with bad breath and an attitude as bad as his odour.
Evil Queen Anon: An evil, vain sorceress type hell bent on ruling the entire world. Looks like a cross between Maleficent and Joan Rivers.
Overlord DG: An evil demonic goat-like monster who can assume the form of a human reverend in order to fool his prey. Intends on enslaving the entire kingdom.
The Metokurian Army: Troll Master Habermann's unholy army, all of which depicted as resembling the Heartless from Kingdom Hearts.
Metokur Chimera: A grotesque monstrosity that serves as Evil Queen Anon's pet, it's magic is rather weak and the only power it has is the ability to breathe blue smoke and is quite easy to defeat because of how weak it is.
EDiots: A race of mindless undead creatures who serve the Encyclopedia Dramatica army, they are rather mindless and they crave Lulz.
Orlork: The troll known as Midnight Oyl of Deviantart, depicted as an evil, mean spirited gremlin-like beast who can cause his victims to become extremely miserable and depressed just by draining their happiness out of them.
Summons:
Sam's Monster Gang: Blackbluedawg has these guys as summons and some of them have pretty powerful magic abilities.
Nathan's Monster Gang: DrMusic2-1 has these guys as summons.
Flabber: Marionut247's special summon, works in a similar way to Genie in Kingdom Hearts.
Chumsley and Cassie: These two werejohncandies appear as additional summons for Nathan.
Na'vi Tribe Members: AndriaKilgore can summon her own Na'vi tribe.
Gargoyle Clan Members: Galax can call on his fellow gargoyle clan members to help him when there's too many enemies.
Moonbeast: Fullmoonmaster's summon, a large hulking almost wolf-like monster.
Galidor: A chimera, unlike the weak and pathetic Metokur Chimera, Galidor is wise and all knowing and can deal out some powerful attacks.
Maestro's Family: The Maestro from Ghosts is an additional party member, his special summons are his 'family' of ghosts.
The Enchantress: A powerful and lovely enchantress that Marv the Halfbeast can use as a summon.
Heroes: Deviantart Hero Party.
DrMusic2-1: Depicted as a weregrinch wearing a suit of armour, he serves as the party's resident genius. Played by Nathan's brother Sampson.
Rebbeccachu: A friendly, high spirited Pikachu-like monster with thunder based magic.
Werekatt: A cat-like monster with a Thundercats inspired look and a Wolverine hairdo, serves as the resident fighter in the party.
Weremoose: A moose-like monster with super strength, he is also the resident combat specialist.
Marionut247: Depicted as a phasm similar to Flabber, posess powerful phasm magic and is very friendly and caring.
AndriaKilgore: Depicted as a Na'vi like the ones from Avatar, she is DrMusic2-1's closest friend and is the team's resident archer.
Blackbluedawg: Depicted as a blue dog-like monster who has Moe and the other members of his monster gang as 'Summons'.
FullmoonMaster: Depicted as an elf-like creature similar to Puck from Disney's Gargoyles, can summon a powerful Moonbeast to take care of his enemies.
CQMorell: Depicted as an airbender much like Aaang from Avatar the last Airbender.
Galax: Depicted as a gargoyle, Galax is quite a skilled flyer and is also quite smart.
TVTropes Hero Party members:
AgentCH: Depicted as a freelance secret agent type who resembles Bruce Campbell, he serves as the team's resident spy and is rather suave and a bit of a ladies man.
Yandere: The team's resident mage, he and Tsundere are brother and sister - but they don't get along well.
Tsundere: Yandere's older sister who specialises in dark magic and can be very temperamental.
Muto: The team's resident transformation specialist.
ManWithoutABody: A zombie similar to Zombo of the Closet monster gang, except he has no arms, legs or body - so technically he's sort of a head.
AchSed: The team's resident berserker.
WereJoshPeckPrince: The team's resident fighter and most underated member of the group. He has blackish fur, claws, quills, small cute fangs, bushy black eyebrows, glowing dark greenish eyes, a short mane and a black nose - he also resembles a season 3 of Drake and Josh era Josh Peck and also has his voice. He is not only cute but he's also pretty powerful and highly intelligent. Played by Nathan in the game.
Dimitria: A Na'vi just like Andria Kilgore of the Deviantart Hero Party, she is a skilled archer and can commuincate with nature rather well.
Enemies:
King Nordog: An evil demon king who rules the underworld and lives in what literally can be described as the kitchen from Hell. Looks like a cross between Satan and Gordon Ramsay and even has the same foulmouth he does.
Troll Master Habermann: Leader of the evil Metokurian Empire, he is depicted as a short, grotesque troll-like monster with bad breath and an attitude as bad as his odour.
Evil Queen Anon: An evil, vain sorceress type hell bent on ruling the entire world. Looks like a cross between Maleficent and Joan Rivers.
Overlord DG: An evil demonic goat-like monster who can assume the form of a human reverend in order to fool his prey. Intends on enslaving the entire kingdom.
The Metokurian Army: Troll Master Habermann's unholy army, all of which depicted as resembling the Heartless from Kingdom Hearts.
Metokur Chimera: A grotesque monstrosity that serves as Evil Queen Anon's pet, it's magic is rather weak and the only power it has is the ability to breathe blue smoke and is quite easy to defeat because of how weak it is.
EDiots: A race of mindless undead creatures who serve the Encyclopedia Dramatica army, they are rather mindless and they crave Lulz.
Orlork: The troll known as Midnight Oyl of Deviantart, depicted as an evil, mean spirited gremlin-like beast who can cause his victims to become extremely miserable and depressed just by draining their happiness out of them.
Summons:
Sam's Monster Gang: Blackbluedawg has these guys as summons and some of them have pretty powerful magic abilities.
Nathan's Monster Gang: DrMusic2-1 has these guys as summons.
Flabber: Marionut247's special summon, works in a similar way to Genie in Kingdom Hearts.
Chumsley and Cassie: These two werejohncandies appear as additional summons for Nathan.
Na'vi Tribe Members: AndriaKilgore can summon her own Na'vi tribe.
Gargoyle Clan Members: Galax can call on his fellow gargoyle clan members to help him when there's too many enemies.
Moonbeast: Fullmoonmaster's summon, a large hulking almost wolf-like monster.
Galidor: A chimera, unlike the weak and pathetic Metokur Chimera, Galidor is wise and all knowing and can deal out some powerful attacks.
Maestro's Family: The Maestro from Ghosts is an additional party member, his special summons are his 'family' of ghosts.
The Enchantress: A powerful and lovely enchantress that Marv the Halfbeast can use as a summon.
Blender's worst songs
I read on a Meatloaf fansite that the song I'd Do Anything For Love (But I won't do that) was on Blender Magazines list of worst songs ever. Now I think this is a tad unfair, as I love Meatloaf - he's a great singer and his songs are so poetic. They also said that it was 'aping' Paradise By The Dashboard Light with the girl/boy conversation part, when technically it's not 'aping' , it's teen angst and girl/boy relationships - something that Jim Steinman is quite good at writing about in songs. And also it seems to me that they didn't understand what the 'won't do that' part of the chorus means, they should have listened to it more - that way they would have been able to understand it.
Because if you listened closely, you'd know that the thing that he won't do for love is cheat - he won't cheat.
Here's the link to Blender's 50 Worst Songs article:
http://www.blender.com/lists/61412/the50worstsongseverwatchlistenandcringe.html
Here's the link to the article an editor from the Meatloaf fansite wrote about an email he sent to the editors of the magazine:
http://www.fitz42.net/meatloaf/blenderletter.htm
And I think I agree with what that guy said, the people at Blender have to be out of their mind to say that I'd Do Anything For Love is one of the worst songs ever.
I can't believe the people at Blender would say that sort of thing about one of Meatloaf's songs, I mean Meatloaf is like the Pavarotti of rock music.
I'm sure you guys would all agree with me there.
Because if you listened closely, you'd know that the thing that he won't do for love is cheat - he won't cheat.
Here's the link to Blender's 50 Worst Songs article:
http://www.blender.com/lists/61412/the50worstsongseverwatchlistenandcringe.html
Here's the link to the article an editor from the Meatloaf fansite wrote about an email he sent to the editors of the magazine:
http://www.fitz42.net/meatloaf/blenderletter.htm
And I think I agree with what that guy said, the people at Blender have to be out of their mind to say that I'd Do Anything For Love is one of the worst songs ever.
I can't believe the people at Blender would say that sort of thing about one of Meatloaf's songs, I mean Meatloaf is like the Pavarotti of rock music.
I'm sure you guys would all agree with me there.
Saturday 14 August 2010
TftW: Keith The Beast
This episode of TftW is centered around a school bully. It is heavily inspired by FullMoonmaster's comic sequences on Deviantart.
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Keith Michael Vincent Darby was the meanest kid at Everlake High, all the other kids were terrified of him. He was a rather aggressive bully with a nasty attitude and a horrid temper. On occassion he liked to beat up the other kids - and he often liked to yell at them too and told them to shut up for no reason even if they didn't say anything.
He was often seen with his lackey Jason Fraser, a chubby sort of geeky kid with a knowledge of movies, comics and video games. Out of the two of them, Jason was the one who had a heart, he was hardly the violent type and was really quite a sweetheart in contrast to how mean Keith was.
One day during lunch break Keith and Jason snuck into the computer room where Sarah Rainhart and her friends were working on their projects.
"Uh oh. Look who's here. It's Keith." David murmured.
"Oh no." Ossian sighed.
"Here we go again." Eben groaned.
"Everybody stop what you are doing and listen up. I'm here to ruin your day. So everybody shut up and do as I say." Keith barked.
"We'll never obey you." Lionel responded.
"Did I ask you to speak? No. I didn't. So shut up!" Keith barked.
"That's the problem with you Keith. You're too much of a bully. You're always ordering us around, you beat us up, then you yell at us then tell us to shut up for no reason even when we didn't say anything." Kevin scowled, shaking his head.
"Shut up." Keith snapped.
"Gee boss... I don't think it's a good idea to pick on these kids. They've got supernatural powers." Jason said, nervously.
"Shut up." Keith snapped.
"That is just so typical of you. You have no regard for the feelings of others." Sarah responded. "I'm afraid if you don't change your wicked ways sooner or later i'm going to have to do something about it."
Sarah then began to levitate in mid air, a bluish green aura surrounding her body as her eyes glew a ghostly white, her outfit changed into a more sorceress type ensemble.
"For the last several semesters here at Everlake High. We have been living in fear because of you and your bullying ways. You have been an absolute monster. And as such I place this curse on you. If you don't change your ways soon you'll find yourself turning into a real monster." Sarah warned him.
Sarah then waved her arms and placed her curse on Keith who just stood there with a smug look on his face.
"Ooooh, a curse. How scary - NOT!" Keith responded in a most sarcastic manner.
"Uh boss....I think you better consider changing your ways. I mean you don't wanna end up becoming a monster do ya?" Jason inquired.
"You have a point there Jase but no...I won't." Keith told him, smirking.
"Oh well...suit yourself." Ossian cooed.
Keith and Jason then left the computer lab and went back to their locker rooms, then later on they went into the playground.
"Hey you there, Poindexter!" Keith shouted. "Hand over the lunchmoney."
"Never." Kyle Poindexter exclaimed.
"Oh well then...looks like i'm going to have give you the pounding of a lifetime." Keith snarled.
Keith then picked Kyle up by the legs and was about to beat him up when he suddenly slowly started to transform.
"Huh? What's going on?" Keith exclaimed.
"I think it's that curse, boss. You're going to turn into a monster." Jason told him.
Jason started to back away a little bit as Keith started changing, thick black fur growing all over his body, his hands and feet stretching and becoming more paw-like while his nails grew into long black claws - he fell on the ground onto an all fours position.
"Ugh....ugh..ugh.." Keith grunted.
He grew larger and more muscular causing his clothes to slowly rip apart at the seams, a long black furry tail grew out of his backside, his hair grew into a long wild mane, his eyes turned red with the pupils becoming slitted, his ears shifted to the top of his head and became wolf-like, his face began to push out into a more lupine muzzle as his teeth extended and became sharp fangs.
"Nooo...nooo...this can't be happening." Keith cried, his voice sounding deeper and more bestial.
Keith tried begging for forgiveness but his cries were in vain as his face pushed into a more lupine muzzle and he lost his ability to speak - all that came out of his mouth were a serious of animalistic growling sounds. He had become a large, muscular wolf-like monster.
His lackey Jason walked up to his new beastified boss and petted him.
"Boss, there's something i've always wanted to tell you. I'm not really your friend. To tell you the truth, the only reason I became friends with you was to get noticed - when I first met you here I thought you were a nice kid - but it was not until later on that i realised what a monster you really were. And now that you are a real monster and all I just want to say is that - I quit. I'm not going to be your lackey anymore." Jason explained.
Jason then turned to Sarah and the other kids and told them..."I'm sorry for all the trauma that my former boss has caused you all to suffer. I was only friends with him to get noticed. When I first met Keith i thought he was a nice kid - but it was later on that I realised what a monster he really was. I hope you can forgive me for my foolish mistake."
"Aaaw. We forgive you Jason." David responded.
"As do I, Jason. You are a very kind hearted soul. And we forgive you for befriending Keith." Sarah added.
"Really? Aaaw thanks guys. There's just one thing I have to ask you guys though." Jason responded.
"What is that?" Kevin inquired.
"Well now that i'm no longer working for Keith - can I join you guys? You guys are really awesome with your supernatural powers and everything. So can I please join?" Jason asked.
"Yes Jason, you can." Lionel replied.
And from that day on Jason Fraser became a member of Sarah's gang of supernatural powered friends and even developed some supernatural powers of his own later on as well - he mastered them rather well and became a valuable member of the group.
As for Keith, one of the teachers found him and made him the new class pet. He was fierce at first but overtime he became tamer, nicer and friendly towards the kids who grew to love him and took good care of him.
Remember if you're a school bully never ever pick up on kids who have supernatural powers or you'll find yourself turning into a real beast.
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Keith Michael Vincent Darby was the meanest kid at Everlake High, all the other kids were terrified of him. He was a rather aggressive bully with a nasty attitude and a horrid temper. On occassion he liked to beat up the other kids - and he often liked to yell at them too and told them to shut up for no reason even if they didn't say anything.
He was often seen with his lackey Jason Fraser, a chubby sort of geeky kid with a knowledge of movies, comics and video games. Out of the two of them, Jason was the one who had a heart, he was hardly the violent type and was really quite a sweetheart in contrast to how mean Keith was.
One day during lunch break Keith and Jason snuck into the computer room where Sarah Rainhart and her friends were working on their projects.
"Uh oh. Look who's here. It's Keith." David murmured.
"Oh no." Ossian sighed.
"Here we go again." Eben groaned.
"Everybody stop what you are doing and listen up. I'm here to ruin your day. So everybody shut up and do as I say." Keith barked.
"We'll never obey you." Lionel responded.
"Did I ask you to speak? No. I didn't. So shut up!" Keith barked.
"That's the problem with you Keith. You're too much of a bully. You're always ordering us around, you beat us up, then you yell at us then tell us to shut up for no reason even when we didn't say anything." Kevin scowled, shaking his head.
"Shut up." Keith snapped.
"Gee boss... I don't think it's a good idea to pick on these kids. They've got supernatural powers." Jason said, nervously.
"Shut up." Keith snapped.
"That is just so typical of you. You have no regard for the feelings of others." Sarah responded. "I'm afraid if you don't change your wicked ways sooner or later i'm going to have to do something about it."
Sarah then began to levitate in mid air, a bluish green aura surrounding her body as her eyes glew a ghostly white, her outfit changed into a more sorceress type ensemble.
"For the last several semesters here at Everlake High. We have been living in fear because of you and your bullying ways. You have been an absolute monster. And as such I place this curse on you. If you don't change your ways soon you'll find yourself turning into a real monster." Sarah warned him.
Sarah then waved her arms and placed her curse on Keith who just stood there with a smug look on his face.
"Ooooh, a curse. How scary - NOT!" Keith responded in a most sarcastic manner.
"Uh boss....I think you better consider changing your ways. I mean you don't wanna end up becoming a monster do ya?" Jason inquired.
"You have a point there Jase but no...I won't." Keith told him, smirking.
"Oh well...suit yourself." Ossian cooed.
Keith and Jason then left the computer lab and went back to their locker rooms, then later on they went into the playground.
"Hey you there, Poindexter!" Keith shouted. "Hand over the lunchmoney."
"Never." Kyle Poindexter exclaimed.
"Oh well then...looks like i'm going to have give you the pounding of a lifetime." Keith snarled.
Keith then picked Kyle up by the legs and was about to beat him up when he suddenly slowly started to transform.
"Huh? What's going on?" Keith exclaimed.
"I think it's that curse, boss. You're going to turn into a monster." Jason told him.
Jason started to back away a little bit as Keith started changing, thick black fur growing all over his body, his hands and feet stretching and becoming more paw-like while his nails grew into long black claws - he fell on the ground onto an all fours position.
"Ugh....ugh..ugh.." Keith grunted.
He grew larger and more muscular causing his clothes to slowly rip apart at the seams, a long black furry tail grew out of his backside, his hair grew into a long wild mane, his eyes turned red with the pupils becoming slitted, his ears shifted to the top of his head and became wolf-like, his face began to push out into a more lupine muzzle as his teeth extended and became sharp fangs.
"Nooo...nooo...this can't be happening." Keith cried, his voice sounding deeper and more bestial.
Keith tried begging for forgiveness but his cries were in vain as his face pushed into a more lupine muzzle and he lost his ability to speak - all that came out of his mouth were a serious of animalistic growling sounds. He had become a large, muscular wolf-like monster.
His lackey Jason walked up to his new beastified boss and petted him.
"Boss, there's something i've always wanted to tell you. I'm not really your friend. To tell you the truth, the only reason I became friends with you was to get noticed - when I first met you here I thought you were a nice kid - but it was not until later on that i realised what a monster you really were. And now that you are a real monster and all I just want to say is that - I quit. I'm not going to be your lackey anymore." Jason explained.
Jason then turned to Sarah and the other kids and told them..."I'm sorry for all the trauma that my former boss has caused you all to suffer. I was only friends with him to get noticed. When I first met Keith i thought he was a nice kid - but it was later on that I realised what a monster he really was. I hope you can forgive me for my foolish mistake."
"Aaaw. We forgive you Jason." David responded.
"As do I, Jason. You are a very kind hearted soul. And we forgive you for befriending Keith." Sarah added.
"Really? Aaaw thanks guys. There's just one thing I have to ask you guys though." Jason responded.
"What is that?" Kevin inquired.
"Well now that i'm no longer working for Keith - can I join you guys? You guys are really awesome with your supernatural powers and everything. So can I please join?" Jason asked.
"Yes Jason, you can." Lionel replied.
And from that day on Jason Fraser became a member of Sarah's gang of supernatural powered friends and even developed some supernatural powers of his own later on as well - he mastered them rather well and became a valuable member of the group.
As for Keith, one of the teachers found him and made him the new class pet. He was fierce at first but overtime he became tamer, nicer and friendly towards the kids who grew to love him and took good care of him.
Remember if you're a school bully never ever pick up on kids who have supernatural powers or you'll find yourself turning into a real beast.
TftW: Fool's Gold
Here's another episode of Tales From The Web, this time it's two bumbling archelogists that get their just desserts.
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There were these two bumbling archelogists named Bert and Brian Worthingshire, they were often snooping around in places they shouldn't belong trying to discover new treasures.
One night when they were sneaking around in an old Egpytian tomb looking for some more treasures to unnearth, one of the sursoffacusses opened up and a beautiful young woman resembling a young Elizabeth Taylor stepped out.
"Hello boys." The young woman said.
"Who the hell are you?" Bert asked.
"I am Princess Cleo, daughter of the late pharoah." The young man replied, smiling. "What are two doing here?"
"Well we're just sneaking around looking for more treasures to unnearth." Brian told her.
"I see. But you do realise that this is my father's tomb don't you?" Cleo inquired, raising one eyebrow.
"Ummmm....yes. But what does that have to do with anything?" Bert asked.
"Well you should know that you're not supposed to steal anything from here." Cleo replied, smirking.
"And why is that?" Brian inquired.
"The guardian of this tomb will not be pleased if you do it." Cleo told them.
"Is that so?" Brian retorted.
"Yes. It is." Cleo responded.
Brian and Bert then grabbed the treasures they had unnearthed and were about to make off with them when they heard a menacing roaring sound.
"W-w-what was that?" Bert spluttered, shaking in fear.
"That was the guardian of the tomb. And he's angry." Cleo responded.
"Is he going to eat us?" Bert asked.
"No, he isn't. He's not going to do anything to you. But I will. I'll place a curse on you." Cleo replied.
Cleo then lifted her left arm up and placed a curse on Bert and Brian.
"That's it? That's your curse?" Brian shouted.
"Oh it's much more than that." Cleo responded with a sly grin on her face.
Bert and Brian both doubled over in pain as they started to change, thick blackish fur began to grow all over Bert's body - and his hands stretched out and became more paw-like, his nails becoming replaced with sharp claws, his shoes got tighter due to the fact that his feet were growing larger from within them - the shoes then ripped apart at the seams revealing that his feet had become paw-like as his toenails were replaced with clawed ones.
His clothes ripped apart at the seams as a long black tail started to grow out of his backside, he then fell onto all fours as his bones and body structure changed and became more that of a feline, his ears shifted to the top of his head and became like a cat's ears while his eyes turned a dark yellowish colour and the pupils became slitted, his teeth became razor sharp fangs as whiskers jetted out of his cheeks and his nose turned black as his face began to push out into a more feline-like muzzle.
Brian was also changing, thick redish fur was begining to grow all over him and his hands stretched out and became more paw-like, his shoes ripped apart revealing that his feet had also become paw-like - he also sprouted sharp black claws. His clothes ripped apart at the seams as a bushy tail sprouted out of his backside, he fell down on all fours as well as his bones and body structure changing and slowly becoming vulpine. His ears shifted to the top of his head and became like those of a fox, while his eyes turned a blood redish colour, his teeth became razor sharp fangs and his nose turned black as his face began to push out into a more vulpine muzzle.
Their transformations completed themselves as their muzzles finished pushing out and they lost their ability to speak, when their transformations were complete - there were now a panther-like creature and a fox-like one.
"This is what you get for disturbing my father's tomb." Cleo said. "Congradulations you two, you're now official minions of the tomb guardian."
Cleo then went back into her sursokkoffaccus to take a long nap, before she closed the lid though she gave one sly look to the two transformed archelogists and winked.
As for Bert and Brian, they spent the rest of entirety serving as the tomb guardian's loyal minions.
Remember don't steal stuff from ancient Egyptian tombs, or there will be a heavy price to pay.
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There were these two bumbling archelogists named Bert and Brian Worthingshire, they were often snooping around in places they shouldn't belong trying to discover new treasures.
One night when they were sneaking around in an old Egpytian tomb looking for some more treasures to unnearth, one of the sursoffacusses opened up and a beautiful young woman resembling a young Elizabeth Taylor stepped out.
"Hello boys." The young woman said.
"Who the hell are you?" Bert asked.
"I am Princess Cleo, daughter of the late pharoah." The young man replied, smiling. "What are two doing here?"
"Well we're just sneaking around looking for more treasures to unnearth." Brian told her.
"I see. But you do realise that this is my father's tomb don't you?" Cleo inquired, raising one eyebrow.
"Ummmm....yes. But what does that have to do with anything?" Bert asked.
"Well you should know that you're not supposed to steal anything from here." Cleo replied, smirking.
"And why is that?" Brian inquired.
"The guardian of this tomb will not be pleased if you do it." Cleo told them.
"Is that so?" Brian retorted.
"Yes. It is." Cleo responded.
Brian and Bert then grabbed the treasures they had unnearthed and were about to make off with them when they heard a menacing roaring sound.
"W-w-what was that?" Bert spluttered, shaking in fear.
"That was the guardian of the tomb. And he's angry." Cleo responded.
"Is he going to eat us?" Bert asked.
"No, he isn't. He's not going to do anything to you. But I will. I'll place a curse on you." Cleo replied.
Cleo then lifted her left arm up and placed a curse on Bert and Brian.
"That's it? That's your curse?" Brian shouted.
"Oh it's much more than that." Cleo responded with a sly grin on her face.
Bert and Brian both doubled over in pain as they started to change, thick blackish fur began to grow all over Bert's body - and his hands stretched out and became more paw-like, his nails becoming replaced with sharp claws, his shoes got tighter due to the fact that his feet were growing larger from within them - the shoes then ripped apart at the seams revealing that his feet had become paw-like as his toenails were replaced with clawed ones.
His clothes ripped apart at the seams as a long black tail started to grow out of his backside, he then fell onto all fours as his bones and body structure changed and became more that of a feline, his ears shifted to the top of his head and became like a cat's ears while his eyes turned a dark yellowish colour and the pupils became slitted, his teeth became razor sharp fangs as whiskers jetted out of his cheeks and his nose turned black as his face began to push out into a more feline-like muzzle.
Brian was also changing, thick redish fur was begining to grow all over him and his hands stretched out and became more paw-like, his shoes ripped apart revealing that his feet had also become paw-like - he also sprouted sharp black claws. His clothes ripped apart at the seams as a bushy tail sprouted out of his backside, he fell down on all fours as well as his bones and body structure changing and slowly becoming vulpine. His ears shifted to the top of his head and became like those of a fox, while his eyes turned a blood redish colour, his teeth became razor sharp fangs and his nose turned black as his face began to push out into a more vulpine muzzle.
Their transformations completed themselves as their muzzles finished pushing out and they lost their ability to speak, when their transformations were complete - there were now a panther-like creature and a fox-like one.
"This is what you get for disturbing my father's tomb." Cleo said. "Congradulations you two, you're now official minions of the tomb guardian."
Cleo then went back into her sursokkoffaccus to take a long nap, before she closed the lid though she gave one sly look to the two transformed archelogists and winked.
As for Bert and Brian, they spent the rest of entirety serving as the tomb guardian's loyal minions.
Remember don't steal stuff from ancient Egyptian tombs, or there will be a heavy price to pay.
TftW: Mitchell's Spell
This is an episode of season 3 of Tales From The Web, it is no longer centered on trolls but instead on politicians, supermodels, corrupt executives, schoolyard bullies and other antagonistic character types. It features the character Mitchell who is a lot like MJ.
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Mayor Dinkleman was one of the most loathed politicians in the whole world, he was known for his constant cheating and shady connections with the mob - he was also known for lying and being a two-faced backstabbing fiend.
One night he was in his office about to raise more taxes when a cold, eerie wind blew in - and a hooded figure wearing a grim reaper-like skull mask was standing right behind him.
"Can't you see i'm busy?" Mayor Dinkleman exclaimed.
"I've come for you....Mayor Dinkleman. Your time has come." The hooded figure hissed.
The hooded figure then took his mask off, revealing a man who looked a lot like Michael Jackson in Ghosts.
"Just kidding. Did I scare you?" The man said, giggling.
"No. You didn't. And who the hell are you and what are you doing in my office?" Mayor Dinkleman asked.
"Well that's too bad. I guess i'll have to try harder next time. By the way my name is Mitchell - I am a spellcaster, and I am here to teach you a lesson." Mitchell responded.
"I assure you I have done nothing wrong." Mayor Dinkleman exclaimed.
"Ah ah ah - don't lie mr Mayor. Everybody in town knows of your horrible reputation. You cheat, you lie, you're a backstabbing fiend and an absolute monster. Oh yes - and not to mention how you have the annoying habit of raising people's taxes." Mitchell scowled, raising one eyebrow.
"So? I can do whatever the hell I want. I'm the mayor." Mayor Dinkleman retorted.
"I'm afraid that what you are doing is putting several lives in danger. What are you doing is wrong." Mitchell told him.
"I don't care. Run back to the circus you freak." Mayor Dinkleman shouted.
"Mr Mayor. It's not nice to say things like that - especially not to a spellcaster like me." Mitchell responded.
"Aaaaw....did I hurt your feelings? Well too bad freaky boy." Mayor Dinkleman retorted.
"Oh that's IT.....now you've made me mad." Mitchell snarled, his eyes started glowing red.
Mitchell then gave Mayor Dinkleman a rather stern angry stern which then morphed into his Superghoul form face.
"You see this Mr Mayor? This is MY game face." Mitchell snarled, his voice was sounding deeper and with a more demon-like echo.
"Nice scary demon guy....don't hurt me." Mayor Dinkleman spluttered, quivering in fear.
"Oh i'm not going to hurt you Mr Mayor. I've got something better in mind." Mitchell responded with a sly smile on his face.
"What are you going to do to me?" Mayor Dinkleman asked.
"Oh.....this...." Mitchell replied, smirking.
Mitchell then clicked his fingers and shot a magical blast out of his hands at Mayor Dinkleman.
"What the hell was that? Some kind of lame-ass magic trick?" Mayor Dinkleman shouted.
Mayor Dinkleman then doubled over in pain as strange changes started taking over him, first his skin darkened and became more ghoulish and mottled, his hands got bigger as his fingers grew longer and his fingernails became long crusted claws, and the same was happening to his feet as well.
"What the hell is happening to me?" Mayor Dinkleman exclaimed.
"Hehe. Silly Mayor. Can't you see? You're already a monster on the inside - and now you're becoming one on the outside as well." Mitchell responded, giggling a little.
As Mitchell spoke, numerous changes were happening to Mayor Dinkleman - he was growing taller, wider and more ghoulish with each minute.
"This can't be happening." Mayor Dinkleman screamed in horror.
"Oh but it is." Mitchell responded, smirking.
Mayor Dinkleman's face was next to change as his hair grew longer and more wild looking, his ears stretched out and became pointed, his eyes turned an eerie blood redish colour, he felt his teeth with his tongue - they were becoming sharp white fangs, his nose was begining to look slightly pointed before became more ghoulish looking.
"Noo.....noo... I don't want to be a monster." Mayor Dinkleman begged, his voice sounding deeper and more bestial.
"I'm afraid there's nothing you can do." Mitchell responded. "The transformation is near completion and you'll be stuck as a monster forever."
The transformation completed itself as Mayor Dinkleman's face became more ghoulish looking. When the transformation was complete, the Mayor was no longer a man - but a ghoul just like the one Mitchell had turned into earlier.
"Perfect. Looks like my job here is done. I must return to my friends with the good news." Mitchell exclaimed, smiling.
"What? And leave me like this? Are you out of your mind, freaky boy? I've got a press conference tommorow - and the public's going to go apeshit if they see me like THIS!" Mayor Dinkleman shouted in his more bestial voice.
"Sorry. Like I said before, there's nothing you can do about it. You're stuck like that forever. And besides that new look suits you rather well. Now you're a real monster of a mayor." Mitchell quipped, giggling. "For now I must leave, I must return home to my friends so that I can tell them the good news."
Mitchell then winked and phased back out through one of the walls of the office in a ghost-like manner before returning home to his friends to tell them the good news.
As for Mayor Dinkleman, he spent the rest of his life as a Ghoul but however he did mend his ways and earned a lot more respect.
Remember if you're a politician - don't act like a monster, or else one of these days you might find yourself becoming a real monster.
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Mayor Dinkleman was one of the most loathed politicians in the whole world, he was known for his constant cheating and shady connections with the mob - he was also known for lying and being a two-faced backstabbing fiend.
One night he was in his office about to raise more taxes when a cold, eerie wind blew in - and a hooded figure wearing a grim reaper-like skull mask was standing right behind him.
"Can't you see i'm busy?" Mayor Dinkleman exclaimed.
"I've come for you....Mayor Dinkleman. Your time has come." The hooded figure hissed.
The hooded figure then took his mask off, revealing a man who looked a lot like Michael Jackson in Ghosts.
"Just kidding. Did I scare you?" The man said, giggling.
"No. You didn't. And who the hell are you and what are you doing in my office?" Mayor Dinkleman asked.
"Well that's too bad. I guess i'll have to try harder next time. By the way my name is Mitchell - I am a spellcaster, and I am here to teach you a lesson." Mitchell responded.
"I assure you I have done nothing wrong." Mayor Dinkleman exclaimed.
"Ah ah ah - don't lie mr Mayor. Everybody in town knows of your horrible reputation. You cheat, you lie, you're a backstabbing fiend and an absolute monster. Oh yes - and not to mention how you have the annoying habit of raising people's taxes." Mitchell scowled, raising one eyebrow.
"So? I can do whatever the hell I want. I'm the mayor." Mayor Dinkleman retorted.
"I'm afraid that what you are doing is putting several lives in danger. What are you doing is wrong." Mitchell told him.
"I don't care. Run back to the circus you freak." Mayor Dinkleman shouted.
"Mr Mayor. It's not nice to say things like that - especially not to a spellcaster like me." Mitchell responded.
"Aaaaw....did I hurt your feelings? Well too bad freaky boy." Mayor Dinkleman retorted.
"Oh that's IT.....now you've made me mad." Mitchell snarled, his eyes started glowing red.
Mitchell then gave Mayor Dinkleman a rather stern angry stern which then morphed into his Superghoul form face.
"You see this Mr Mayor? This is MY game face." Mitchell snarled, his voice was sounding deeper and with a more demon-like echo.
"Nice scary demon guy....don't hurt me." Mayor Dinkleman spluttered, quivering in fear.
"Oh i'm not going to hurt you Mr Mayor. I've got something better in mind." Mitchell responded with a sly smile on his face.
"What are you going to do to me?" Mayor Dinkleman asked.
"Oh.....this...." Mitchell replied, smirking.
Mitchell then clicked his fingers and shot a magical blast out of his hands at Mayor Dinkleman.
"What the hell was that? Some kind of lame-ass magic trick?" Mayor Dinkleman shouted.
Mayor Dinkleman then doubled over in pain as strange changes started taking over him, first his skin darkened and became more ghoulish and mottled, his hands got bigger as his fingers grew longer and his fingernails became long crusted claws, and the same was happening to his feet as well.
"What the hell is happening to me?" Mayor Dinkleman exclaimed.
"Hehe. Silly Mayor. Can't you see? You're already a monster on the inside - and now you're becoming one on the outside as well." Mitchell responded, giggling a little.
As Mitchell spoke, numerous changes were happening to Mayor Dinkleman - he was growing taller, wider and more ghoulish with each minute.
"This can't be happening." Mayor Dinkleman screamed in horror.
"Oh but it is." Mitchell responded, smirking.
Mayor Dinkleman's face was next to change as his hair grew longer and more wild looking, his ears stretched out and became pointed, his eyes turned an eerie blood redish colour, he felt his teeth with his tongue - they were becoming sharp white fangs, his nose was begining to look slightly pointed before became more ghoulish looking.
"Noo.....noo... I don't want to be a monster." Mayor Dinkleman begged, his voice sounding deeper and more bestial.
"I'm afraid there's nothing you can do." Mitchell responded. "The transformation is near completion and you'll be stuck as a monster forever."
The transformation completed itself as Mayor Dinkleman's face became more ghoulish looking. When the transformation was complete, the Mayor was no longer a man - but a ghoul just like the one Mitchell had turned into earlier.
"Perfect. Looks like my job here is done. I must return to my friends with the good news." Mitchell exclaimed, smiling.
"What? And leave me like this? Are you out of your mind, freaky boy? I've got a press conference tommorow - and the public's going to go apeshit if they see me like THIS!" Mayor Dinkleman shouted in his more bestial voice.
"Sorry. Like I said before, there's nothing you can do about it. You're stuck like that forever. And besides that new look suits you rather well. Now you're a real monster of a mayor." Mitchell quipped, giggling. "For now I must leave, I must return home to my friends so that I can tell them the good news."
Mitchell then winked and phased back out through one of the walls of the office in a ghost-like manner before returning home to his friends to tell them the good news.
As for Mayor Dinkleman, he spent the rest of his life as a Ghoul but however he did mend his ways and earned a lot more respect.
Remember if you're a politician - don't act like a monster, or else one of these days you might find yourself becoming a real monster.
Thursday 12 August 2010
Superhero fun with after effects
I have been on sort of a superhero kick recently, and i've been looking at these different videos on Youtube that people have done of themselves using 'superpowers' via adobe after effects. They are all pretty cool in my opinion but here are some of my absolute faves.
Iceman or Silver Surfer by AAEuser
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpltFc8PPso&NR=1
Gambit After Effects by notapus
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMdgs0mTytg
Nightcrawler Bamfing effects by CalicoJackCash
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0CvBMMixBw&feature=related
X-Men Effect - Cyclops laser optical blast by neonsmokePRODUCTIONS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOBreg1yfY0&feature=related
WOW/DBZ video effects test by dartrath.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OIlkZmtvqU&feature=related
My friend winx - Flora- magic 5 by wwwlokete
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPUj73fzLU4&feature=related
The thing I love most about them is not just the special effects but I like how they did them, that's pretty cool too. CallicoJackcash's ones are particular impressive and I heavily suggest watching them on youtube because they are awesome.
They are all rather cool in my opinion, and I hope that all you guys out there will like them as much as I do. Bruce of my closet monster gang was certainly impressed.
Iceman or Silver Surfer by AAEuser
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpltFc8PPso&NR=1
Gambit After Effects by notapus
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMdgs0mTytg
Nightcrawler Bamfing effects by CalicoJackCash
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0CvBMMixBw&feature=related
X-Men Effect - Cyclops laser optical blast by neonsmokePRODUCTIONS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOBreg1yfY0&feature=related
WOW/DBZ video effects test by dartrath.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OIlkZmtvqU&feature=related
My friend winx - Flora- magic 5 by wwwlokete
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPUj73fzLU4&feature=related
The thing I love most about them is not just the special effects but I like how they did them, that's pretty cool too. CallicoJackcash's ones are particular impressive and I heavily suggest watching them on youtube because they are awesome.
They are all rather cool in my opinion, and I hope that all you guys out there will like them as much as I do. Bruce of my closet monster gang was certainly impressed.
About team Nathan
For those who are wondering what Team Nathan is, it's the name of our official troll fighting superhero type team. It is named after me since i'm the leader.
Other members include Blackbluedawg, Rebeccachu, Andria, my brother, Marionut247, Weremoose and Werekatt.
And I can assure you that it is deffinately not a threesome. It's about working together to fight our oprressors and to protect the internet from scum like Rents.
Plus we've got both my monster gangs for backup just in case of an emergency.
Other members include Blackbluedawg, Rebeccachu, Andria, my brother, Marionut247, Weremoose and Werekatt.
And I can assure you that it is deffinately not a threesome. It's about working together to fight our oprressors and to protect the internet from scum like Rents.
Plus we've got both my monster gangs for backup just in case of an emergency.
Sunday 8 August 2010
Monster world characters
I'd like to introduce you to the monster characters in my Monster World series.
Nathan/Growler: My closet monster persona. He is a weregrinch resembling Jim Carrey's version of the title character from How The Grinch Stole Christmas, he is also quite mysterious and intelligent - he's also a scientist and grinchologist. Has green fur, claws, sharp white fangs, a long mane of dark green hair, bushy eyebrows, pointed ears, glowing yellow eyes and a grinch-like muzzle.
Presto: Leader of the closet monster gang, Presto is a phasm much like Flabber from Beetleborgs -he has purple skin and resembles the Ghost Of Christmas Present, he is very fond of visual puns and knows a lot of powerful magic spells.
Bunyip: A large, super strong koala-like monster with blue fur and red stripes and an extremely high IQ and a faux British accent. Loves british comedy shows like Blackadder and Whose Line Is It Anyway. He is quite refined and enjoys playing chess and reading fine literature and drinking tea.
Scare Bear: A posessed teddy bear with brown and yellow fur, wears a blue t shirt with several bloodstains on it as well as a baseball cap - has fangs and claws as well as piercing red eyes. He's been known to kill/maim anyone who gets in his way and carries a butcher knife in his left paw.
Ted: A Freddy Krueger-like character with a red and black striped sweater, clawed gloves and a brown fedora hat. He is modelled after the Robert Englund version and has a rather twisted sense of humour, he likes to scare his victims in his dreams.
Jasey: Ted's best friend, Jasey is a Jason Voorhees-like character who wears a hockey mask and wields a machette. He doesn't talk much, so most of the time he is the silent type. He and Ted sometimes pretend to fight but the two of them are still very good friends.
Bruce: 2nd in command, Bruce is a demigod who is named after Bruce Campbell and resembles the character Ash from the Evil Dead films and also acts like him on some occassions. He is considered to be the most important member of the group. He has a chainsaw in the place of his left arm but sometimes uses a cybernetic one and can be often seen weilding his shotgun or boomstick as he calls it.
Jeff: A human/fly hybrid much like Brundlefly from the 1986 remake of The Fly, he is named after actor Jeff Goldblum - and is a lot better looking than Brundlefly because of the fact he had the teleportation device set on the superhero setting - he has almost a greyish blue skin tone, four eyes, four arms and wings as well as being quite phsyically fit. He can fly and has super strength. He loves comic books especially Spiderman and is a fan of David Cronenberg.
Jack: A werewolf who is named after and modelled on Jack Nicholson, he's a bit of a show-wolf and always seems to have a smile on his face. He has two different werewolf forms one resembling Jack in the movie Wolf and the other one being an American Werewolf style one.
Grincherella: A female grinch or shegrinch who resembles Carmen Electra, she's very beautiful and seductive. She's also great at martial arts. In her human form she looks a lot like Carmen, in her grinch form she has green fur, claws, glowing yellow eyes, small fangs, dark green hair that is slightly long and wild looking, and bushy eyebrows. She can turn men she seduces into grinches by scratching them with her claws.
Zombo: A wise cracking super smart zombie who resembles Griffin Dune in American Werewolf In London. He is constantly always falling apart which is often a big problem for him but he can easily put himself back together.
Sarah: Zombo's girlfriend, she is an undead bride who resembles Emily aka the Corpse Bride and even has a voice similar to hers. Sarah is very delicate and fragile and Zombo does what he can to protect her.
Sebastian: A suave demon who also happens to be an attourney, most of the time he appears in the form of a well dressed gentleman in a tuxedo. He knows how to make deals and he knows how to close them as well.
Edgar: A Tim Burtonesque creature from Halloweentown, no one know what his true form really looks like but those who have seen it have often died of fright, his human form resembles Johnny Depp and he's very mysterious and quite a good poet.
Cleo: An egpytian mummy who is also a princess and resembles a young Elizabeth Taylor, she is very friendly and quite an expert on fashion. She is also a close friend of Mitchell.
Mitchell: A spellcaster who resembles Michael Jackson and has the same powers as the Maestro from Ghosts. He is kind of eccentric but in overall a wonderful, generous guy. He is a close friend of Cleo and the two of them are often seen together. He can turn into a Ghoul like the one in the video and can also turn others into one as well by possesing them beforehand.
Rebbecca/Becky: Rebbeccachu's closet monster persona. She is a friendly, high spirited pikachu-like monster who is about 6'2. She has powers and abilities that mimic moves of electric pokemon and can use them to cause power outages to happen at any of her enemy's homes - she can also hijack machinery rather well.
Pauline: Marionut247's monster persona. She is a female phasm with light purple skin and blue hair as well as green eyes, she is also slightly round in the stomach but that is because she is pregnant. She is rather cheerful and sweet and a close friend of Nathan's.
Andria: Andria Kilgore is a tiger-like catwoman who resides in a trailer park along with her husband Alan, she is very caring and loyal and loves John Candy movies. She is an old friend of Nathan's and she also is quite fond of Chumsley and Cassie the werejohncandies.
Parker: GarudaX's closet monster persona, he is a mudfish-like monster who resembles the pokemon Mudkip, even though he is small he packs a powerful punch and is quite intelligent. He has powers and abilities mimicing moves of water type pokemon. He can also morph himself into a larger, more menacing form to scare his enemies.
Dave: A monster toon who resembles and dressess like Judge Doom from Who Framed Roger Rabbit, he even has his voice. His official job is doombringer - which means he's sort of the bearer of bad news - kind of like being the grim reaper. Dave has powerful toon based magic which he can use to his advantage.
Walter: Chilipaz's closet monster persona, he is a short penguin-like monster who sounds like voice actor Tom Kane. He is quite intelligent and clever and is also a good dancer.
Franklin: A monster version of Dexter Morgan from the TV show Dexter - he is a demon bearing a slight resemblance to the lord of Darkness from the movie Legend and has a personality similar to Dexter himself.
Josh: Joshua Wolverton aka Josh or Joshy as he is often called is a Teenwolf style werewolf who is named after and resembles Josh Peck, he even has Josh's voice and mannerisms. He is sort of a geek but he is very fun-loving and sweet - not to mention adorable. He is very good at basketball and ice hockey and loves 80's music and 80's movies - especially 80's vampire and werewolf movies. He loves to have fun and is a bit of a practical joker.
Lanney: Lanney is a shark-like monster resembling a great white shark, he is a bit of show-off and also likes practicing his scare routines. His most famous traits are his teeth and his sense of humour and his swimming skills are legendary.
Marlon: A gremlin-like creature resembling Stripe from Gremlins, he is a lot like Rodrick from Diary Of A Whimpy Kid in terms of personality. He is named after actor Marlon Brando and is viewed by his siblings as a bit of monster - but that's only because he has to be one in order to show them that they're not as scary as they think they are.
Nathan/Growler: My closet monster persona. He is a weregrinch resembling Jim Carrey's version of the title character from How The Grinch Stole Christmas, he is also quite mysterious and intelligent - he's also a scientist and grinchologist. Has green fur, claws, sharp white fangs, a long mane of dark green hair, bushy eyebrows, pointed ears, glowing yellow eyes and a grinch-like muzzle.
Presto: Leader of the closet monster gang, Presto is a phasm much like Flabber from Beetleborgs -he has purple skin and resembles the Ghost Of Christmas Present, he is very fond of visual puns and knows a lot of powerful magic spells.
Bunyip: A large, super strong koala-like monster with blue fur and red stripes and an extremely high IQ and a faux British accent. Loves british comedy shows like Blackadder and Whose Line Is It Anyway. He is quite refined and enjoys playing chess and reading fine literature and drinking tea.
Scare Bear: A posessed teddy bear with brown and yellow fur, wears a blue t shirt with several bloodstains on it as well as a baseball cap - has fangs and claws as well as piercing red eyes. He's been known to kill/maim anyone who gets in his way and carries a butcher knife in his left paw.
Ted: A Freddy Krueger-like character with a red and black striped sweater, clawed gloves and a brown fedora hat. He is modelled after the Robert Englund version and has a rather twisted sense of humour, he likes to scare his victims in his dreams.
Jasey: Ted's best friend, Jasey is a Jason Voorhees-like character who wears a hockey mask and wields a machette. He doesn't talk much, so most of the time he is the silent type. He and Ted sometimes pretend to fight but the two of them are still very good friends.
Bruce: 2nd in command, Bruce is a demigod who is named after Bruce Campbell and resembles the character Ash from the Evil Dead films and also acts like him on some occassions. He is considered to be the most important member of the group. He has a chainsaw in the place of his left arm but sometimes uses a cybernetic one and can be often seen weilding his shotgun or boomstick as he calls it.
Jeff: A human/fly hybrid much like Brundlefly from the 1986 remake of The Fly, he is named after actor Jeff Goldblum - and is a lot better looking than Brundlefly because of the fact he had the teleportation device set on the superhero setting - he has almost a greyish blue skin tone, four eyes, four arms and wings as well as being quite phsyically fit. He can fly and has super strength. He loves comic books especially Spiderman and is a fan of David Cronenberg.
Jack: A werewolf who is named after and modelled on Jack Nicholson, he's a bit of a show-wolf and always seems to have a smile on his face. He has two different werewolf forms one resembling Jack in the movie Wolf and the other one being an American Werewolf style one.
Grincherella: A female grinch or shegrinch who resembles Carmen Electra, she's very beautiful and seductive. She's also great at martial arts. In her human form she looks a lot like Carmen, in her grinch form she has green fur, claws, glowing yellow eyes, small fangs, dark green hair that is slightly long and wild looking, and bushy eyebrows. She can turn men she seduces into grinches by scratching them with her claws.
Zombo: A wise cracking super smart zombie who resembles Griffin Dune in American Werewolf In London. He is constantly always falling apart which is often a big problem for him but he can easily put himself back together.
Sarah: Zombo's girlfriend, she is an undead bride who resembles Emily aka the Corpse Bride and even has a voice similar to hers. Sarah is very delicate and fragile and Zombo does what he can to protect her.
Sebastian: A suave demon who also happens to be an attourney, most of the time he appears in the form of a well dressed gentleman in a tuxedo. He knows how to make deals and he knows how to close them as well.
Edgar: A Tim Burtonesque creature from Halloweentown, no one know what his true form really looks like but those who have seen it have often died of fright, his human form resembles Johnny Depp and he's very mysterious and quite a good poet.
Cleo: An egpytian mummy who is also a princess and resembles a young Elizabeth Taylor, she is very friendly and quite an expert on fashion. She is also a close friend of Mitchell.
Mitchell: A spellcaster who resembles Michael Jackson and has the same powers as the Maestro from Ghosts. He is kind of eccentric but in overall a wonderful, generous guy. He is a close friend of Cleo and the two of them are often seen together. He can turn into a Ghoul like the one in the video and can also turn others into one as well by possesing them beforehand.
Rebbecca/Becky: Rebbeccachu's closet monster persona. She is a friendly, high spirited pikachu-like monster who is about 6'2. She has powers and abilities that mimic moves of electric pokemon and can use them to cause power outages to happen at any of her enemy's homes - she can also hijack machinery rather well.
Pauline: Marionut247's monster persona. She is a female phasm with light purple skin and blue hair as well as green eyes, she is also slightly round in the stomach but that is because she is pregnant. She is rather cheerful and sweet and a close friend of Nathan's.
Andria: Andria Kilgore is a tiger-like catwoman who resides in a trailer park along with her husband Alan, she is very caring and loyal and loves John Candy movies. She is an old friend of Nathan's and she also is quite fond of Chumsley and Cassie the werejohncandies.
Parker: GarudaX's closet monster persona, he is a mudfish-like monster who resembles the pokemon Mudkip, even though he is small he packs a powerful punch and is quite intelligent. He has powers and abilities mimicing moves of water type pokemon. He can also morph himself into a larger, more menacing form to scare his enemies.
Dave: A monster toon who resembles and dressess like Judge Doom from Who Framed Roger Rabbit, he even has his voice. His official job is doombringer - which means he's sort of the bearer of bad news - kind of like being the grim reaper. Dave has powerful toon based magic which he can use to his advantage.
Walter: Chilipaz's closet monster persona, he is a short penguin-like monster who sounds like voice actor Tom Kane. He is quite intelligent and clever and is also a good dancer.
Franklin: A monster version of Dexter Morgan from the TV show Dexter - he is a demon bearing a slight resemblance to the lord of Darkness from the movie Legend and has a personality similar to Dexter himself.
Josh: Joshua Wolverton aka Josh or Joshy as he is often called is a Teenwolf style werewolf who is named after and resembles Josh Peck, he even has Josh's voice and mannerisms. He is sort of a geek but he is very fun-loving and sweet - not to mention adorable. He is very good at basketball and ice hockey and loves 80's music and 80's movies - especially 80's vampire and werewolf movies. He loves to have fun and is a bit of a practical joker.
Lanney: Lanney is a shark-like monster resembling a great white shark, he is a bit of show-off and also likes practicing his scare routines. His most famous traits are his teeth and his sense of humour and his swimming skills are legendary.
Marlon: A gremlin-like creature resembling Stripe from Gremlins, he is a lot like Rodrick from Diary Of A Whimpy Kid in terms of personality. He is named after actor Marlon Brando and is viewed by his siblings as a bit of monster - but that's only because he has to be one in order to show them that they're not as scary as they think they are.
Saturday 7 August 2010
Monster origins
Today's topic is all about monster origins. I'm going to tell all you guys about how my love of monsters and transformations started.
I'd have to say my love of monsters originated back in the 80's with films like Gremlins as well as shows like Tales From The Darkside and Tales From The Crypt.
As far as transformations go, for me it was American Werewolf In London along with The Fly, and also Willow. When it comes to transformations, grinches are my speciality. I just love doing human to grinch or human to weregrinch transformation sequences because I think it would be quite facinating to see how the process itself would go.
The inspiration behind Bunyip of my closet monster gang is based on an old Australian myth about a water creature refered to as a bunyip and it just so happens to be a marsupial, also Bunyip is named after title character from the well known Australian children's book The Magic Pudding, if you haven't heard of it you can look it up.
Presto is mainly inspired by Robin Williams as the Genie in Aladdin as well as Flabber from Beetleborgs. I based Mitchell on the Maestro from Ghosts.
Also my weregrinch form Growler is partially inspired by quite a few of Jim Carrey's characters including The Grinch, Fingerling, Ace Ventura, and The Mask.
Bruce for the main part is inspired by and named after Bruce Campbell and is modelled after Ash from the Evil Dead films and also in a way kind of acts like him.
Scare Bear is partially inspired by the Child's Play films along with the Night Of The Living Dummy 3 episode of the Goosebumps tv show as well as Talky Tina from The Twilight Zone and the dummy from the film Magic. He is also inspired by a plush bear series titled Werebears, if you haven't heard of them you can look them up also.
Ted and Jasey are based on Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees and are pretty much a lot like them.
Grincherella the shegrinch is kind of Shehulk inspired, I used Carmen Electra as the inspiration behind her human form as Grincherella does resemble Carmen when in human form - and I also imagine Carmen playing her in a movie based on my Monster World series.
Where did your love of monsters and transformations orginate? What show or movie got you interested in them? Don't be afraid to share with us your stories of where your love of monsters started.
And also note to DG, Hbomberguy and Anon - stay the hell away from my blog, I don't want you Metoturds infecting everything with your awful evil touch of death.
I'd have to say my love of monsters originated back in the 80's with films like Gremlins as well as shows like Tales From The Darkside and Tales From The Crypt.
As far as transformations go, for me it was American Werewolf In London along with The Fly, and also Willow. When it comes to transformations, grinches are my speciality. I just love doing human to grinch or human to weregrinch transformation sequences because I think it would be quite facinating to see how the process itself would go.
The inspiration behind Bunyip of my closet monster gang is based on an old Australian myth about a water creature refered to as a bunyip and it just so happens to be a marsupial, also Bunyip is named after title character from the well known Australian children's book The Magic Pudding, if you haven't heard of it you can look it up.
Presto is mainly inspired by Robin Williams as the Genie in Aladdin as well as Flabber from Beetleborgs. I based Mitchell on the Maestro from Ghosts.
Also my weregrinch form Growler is partially inspired by quite a few of Jim Carrey's characters including The Grinch, Fingerling, Ace Ventura, and The Mask.
Bruce for the main part is inspired by and named after Bruce Campbell and is modelled after Ash from the Evil Dead films and also in a way kind of acts like him.
Scare Bear is partially inspired by the Child's Play films along with the Night Of The Living Dummy 3 episode of the Goosebumps tv show as well as Talky Tina from The Twilight Zone and the dummy from the film Magic. He is also inspired by a plush bear series titled Werebears, if you haven't heard of them you can look them up also.
Ted and Jasey are based on Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees and are pretty much a lot like them.
Grincherella the shegrinch is kind of Shehulk inspired, I used Carmen Electra as the inspiration behind her human form as Grincherella does resemble Carmen when in human form - and I also imagine Carmen playing her in a movie based on my Monster World series.
Where did your love of monsters and transformations orginate? What show or movie got you interested in them? Don't be afraid to share with us your stories of where your love of monsters started.
And also note to DG, Hbomberguy and Anon - stay the hell away from my blog, I don't want you Metoturds infecting everything with your awful evil touch of death.
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