First of all I'd like to say happy new year to everyone including our newest additions Rene Riva and Cassie the werejohncandy.
Here is the link to my photobucket page if you are interested in seeing what pictures I have on offer:
http://s905.photobucket.com/home/DrMusic2-1_2009
I have 3 different albums. One is the Carmen photomanip album of my photomanipulations of Carmen Electra as SheHulk and a grinch, there is only 2 in there so far but i will add more.
The second album is the Beetleborgs screencap album, this is where all my screencaptures from Beetleborgs are - these are from the VHS of Beetleborgs Metalix the movie and Curse of the shadowborg and are mainly of Flabber the phasm - the quality isn't all that good in some of them but you may like them anyway.
And the third album is the John Candy album where all my good quality screencaps of John Candy in his movies are, I made the screencaps using the VideoLan program.
Remember we all have to be nice to Cassie because she's new and also she's a little bit shy so he we've got to make her feel welcome here. So no fat jokes please.
Thursday 31 December 2009
Thursday 17 December 2009
The many species of humour:
There are many species of humour and my brother and I are going to tell you about some of them.
- Gross-Out
Gross-Out comedy also known as toilet humour is any visual joke involving sex, farts, belches and other disgusting things. Some of this type of humour first showcased in the 70's especially National Lampoon's Animal House (1979) which had Bluto (John Belushi's character) start a food fight by impersonating a zit using a mashed potato. In the 80's movies like Porkies had this, and most notably the famous chocolate bar in the swimming pool scene in Caddyshack. It is also done in several 90's/2000's comedies even though it is overdone especially in any movie that Seltzer and Friedberg make. Although one great use of gross-out humour is the infamous Mr Creote scene from Monty Python's Meaning Of Life.
- Slapstick
Slapstick also known as phsyical comedy has been around since the early 30's. Almost every comic known to mankind has done this from The Three Stooges to Robin Williams. And it never gets tiresome. Jim Carrey is a master of this as demonstrated in his movies like Ace Ventura and Dumb and Dumber. Chris Farley often used his weight as an advantage for comic effect in many of his SNL skits and in movies like Tommy Boy and Beverly Hills Ninja.
- Observation comedy
Observation comedy is where the comedian takes notes of all the funny things he/she sees and makes a humourous observation about it. There are lot of comics that do this sort of thing including late night talk show hosts like Letterman and Jay Leno. Jay Leno often does this when he does his stand up routines.
- Relationship comedy
This is where the comic talks about how difficult relationships can be in a funny fashion and sometimes even mentions their own difficult lovelife.
- Self depreciation
Self depreciation humour is where the comic makes jokes about how terrible their life is and how they don't get any reconisiton for their work. The most famous example of a comic who has done this is Rodney Dangerfield - whose catchprase was often "I get no respect, no respect at all." Self depreciation humour is often very underated.
- Black comedy
Black comedy is comedy with a dark sinister twist to it. The humour is often dark and more than a little twisted but the result makes it more entertaining. Most notable examples of this including the 1996 film The Cable Guy starring Jim Carrey as a cable repairman with a sinister lisp (which for some reason is never explained) and a weird habit of stalking his customers. Another example is the highly underated 1990s comedy Nothing But Trouble starring Chevy Chase, Dan Akyroyd (in two roles, he also directs it), Demi Moore and John Candy (also in two roles).
- Spoof
The spoof or parody is the art of making fun of other movies and tv shows, although it's not only used in movies and tv it is also used in music as well especially by Dr Demento and Weird Al Yankovich. Music parody website amiright (which btw I used to a regular on, it was a pretty good sight too) is famous for this. Mel Brooks specialises in spoof movies especially Spaceballs (a parody of sci fi films), Young Frankenstein (a parody of monster movies) and Blazing Saddles (a spoof of Western movies). In 2007 Disney did a spoof of their own movies titled Enchanted which was about an animated princess who ends up in the real world. The Scary Movie series mainly used to focus on making fun of slasher movies like I Know What You Did Last Summer but later on began to spoof almost every hit movie or tv show of that particular year - unfortunately they also made fun of Michael Jackson two times - once in Scary Movie 3 and once again in Scary Movie 4 (there's even a deleted scene which shows MJ who is played by impersonator Edward Moss, getting zapped by an alien spaceship numerous times, the first time he gets zapped he gets zapped back into his Bad incarnation, the second time he gets zapped back into his Thriller incarnation and the third time he gets zapped into what he might have looked like if he hadn't had plastic surgery).
- Puns
The pun always known as wordplay or paraphelia is the most sophisicated form of humour. Now it can be used in a number of ways. It can be used in sentences as well. Freddy Krueger started making puns and wisecracks in the third Nightmare On Elm Street film and used them since then. Tales From The Crypt often featured a host who used puns all the time , his name was the Crypt Keeper and his voice was done by John Kassir (who coincidentally voices Manogator the half man half aligator villain in Millitary Koalas). The Misadventures Of Flapjack has an episode all about puns titled Pun Times with Punsie Mchale.
Tuesday 15 December 2009
Our adventurous dad
Our dad is a professional adventurer. He goes on all sorts of exciting adventures, often to a different country or dimension.
He is currently in Japan helping the Japanese goverment solve their giant monster problem . Apparently Titanasaur, a giant red and black firebreathing dino and Godzilla Expy has woken up from it's long sleep and emerged out of his volcano lair to wreak havoc on Tokyo.
I would have offered to help but us werejohncandies don't grow any bigger than 300lbs.
He is currently in Japan helping the Japanese goverment solve their giant monster problem . Apparently Titanasaur, a giant red and black firebreathing dino and Godzilla Expy has woken up from it's long sleep and emerged out of his volcano lair to wreak havoc on Tokyo.
I would have offered to help but us werejohncandies don't grow any bigger than 300lbs.
And besides i'm slowly becoming more and more of a werejohncandy each and every night.
Facts
Here are some interesting factoids about us:
- Our uncle Ralph is a film producer just like us.
- I've been transformed into a werejohncandy more than 15 times.
- I enjoy being a werejohncandy, as there are no downsides to it.
- We absolute loathe the Twilight books as they are a complete mockery of all things vampire related.
- We also loathe anything spewed up by the Disney channel these days.
- Our favourite shows on Cartoon Network are The Grim Adventures Of Billy and Mandy, Courage The Cowardly Dog, The Marvelous Misadventures Of Flapjack, Ben 1o and Chowder.
- Most if not all of my dreams feature a transformation sequence in them.
- Concidentally I have ALWAYS wanted to BE John Candy and in most of my stories have a JC tf.
- I scored 150 out of 150 on the johncandy.com trivia quiz.
Daniel Burvile: Football hero
Our old friend Kirsty Burvile was a pretty swell girl, but her brother Daniel was awesome. He was incredibly good looking, also he was a very nice guy.
He would invite us into his bedroom to play video games with him. He was a big wrestling fan too and even knew some moves of his own - he taught some of them to us as well.
He was captain of the football team in the school he went to and he also was a blackbelt in karate.
Daniel loved to have fun and he was a hardcore gamer.
He also had a tv in his own room and a playstation console.
He also had various sports memorbillia including several posters and team shirts.
He would invite us into his bedroom to play video games with him. He was a big wrestling fan too and even knew some moves of his own - he taught some of them to us as well.
He was captain of the football team in the school he went to and he also was a blackbelt in karate.
Daniel loved to have fun and he was a hardcore gamer.
He also had a tv in his own room and a playstation console.
He also had various sports memorbillia including several posters and team shirts.
Running out of time
Unfortunately we are running out of time, I might start transforming into a werejohncandy any second now.
So i've got to do a few more final posts before it's too late.
I hope you all have had fun today.
So i've got to do a few more final posts before it's too late.
I hope you all have had fun today.
Monday 14 December 2009
Little Jay
Little Jay now has some brand new friends joining him in the Playtime Friend collection, they are Davey Letterman, Lil Conan, Johnny, Jimmy, and Little Stevie Colbert. Little Jay's pal Kevin is also available as well as his two sidekicks, Johnny, Conan and Dave also come with their own sidekicks.
Also there is a special version of the Jay Leno Playtime Friend that sings songs from the hit musical Leno.
Also there is a special version of the Jay Leno Playtime Friend that sings songs from the hit musical Leno.
Tyrone's Christmas Movie
Tyrone The Terrible is starring in a new christmas movie produced by our uncle Ralph, it's a modern retelling of the classic Charles Dickens novel A Christmas Carol.
Tyrone plays Alistair Banks, a stingy bitter record company executive (based on American Idol judge Simon Cowell).
My brother gets to be one of the ghosts that visits him, he is the Ghost Of Christmas Past.
Chumsley is the Ghost Of Christmas Present.
And I get the part of the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come which is a great part because there's hardly any lines to remember.
Tyrone plays Alistair Banks, a stingy bitter record company executive (based on American Idol judge Simon Cowell).
My brother gets to be one of the ghosts that visits him, he is the Ghost Of Christmas Past.
Chumsley is the Ghost Of Christmas Present.
And I get the part of the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come which is a great part because there's hardly any lines to remember.
Wrapping it up
I'll be wrapping my posts for the evening, because I feel that I might start turning into the werejohncandy again any minute.
I'd like to thank you all for tuning in and I hope to see you all tomorow.
I'd like to thank you all for tuning in and I hope to see you all tomorow.
It's been real fun.
See you all again tommorow.
Stefanie: The Wicked Vixen
There was this one girl at school who we really despised, her name was Stephanie Haddingham. She looked a lot like that girl from Lazytown but she was absolutely nothing like her.
She had a nasty reputation for turning friends against eachother, and also was madly in love with Tom the football team captain who was a lot like Gaston.
Stephanie in many ways was like one of those women from the soap opera Dynasty. She was a very cruel, bitter mistress who often pretended to befriend people only to later betray them later.
She once turned Kirsty and Victoria against us and that was not very nice at all.
We got revenge on her for that by making a voodoo doll of her using the Custom Voodoo Doll kit.
On occassion we did enjoy turning her into various animals just to humilate her.
She had a nasty reputation for turning friends against eachother, and also was madly in love with Tom the football team captain who was a lot like Gaston.
Stephanie in many ways was like one of those women from the soap opera Dynasty. She was a very cruel, bitter mistress who often pretended to befriend people only to later betray them later.
She once turned Kirsty and Victoria against us and that was not very nice at all.
We got revenge on her for that by making a voodoo doll of her using the Custom Voodoo Doll kit.
On occassion we did enjoy turning her into various animals just to humilate her.
John Candy tfs
You're in for a treat readers, because tonight we're inviting you to take part in the John Candy.com trivia challenge. If you can beat my high score, then you'll get the chance to morph me into John or one of his characters. You can decide which one, the trigger for it, and how the transformation goes- might I add that there's no pain involved with a John Candy related tf and you can have as much as fun as you like with this.
Register online at JohnCandy.com to participate in the trivia challenge.
Good luck everyone, can't wait to see which character you decide to turn me into.
Register online at JohnCandy.com to participate in the trivia challenge.
Good luck everyone, can't wait to see which character you decide to turn me into.
Morlock wins
Morlock won the award for Most Popular Male Villain.
He first appeared in the rock opera episode of Millitary Koalas and proved to be so popular that he appeared in the feature length movie and later in several of the Millitary Koalas video games.
He also appeared in a Halloween special this year.
There are even toys of this character that we made include a plush that laughs maniacally when you squeeze his paw.
Voiced by Tim Curry, Morlock is a sinister but charming dropbear from the down under underworld.
The inspiration for this character comes from the following characters Tim Curry did the voices for: Hexxus, Forte, and Drake.
He is also partly inspired by quite a few Disney villains especially Scar, Jafar, Shere Kahn and Professor Ratigan.
We made him a very likable villain and the most popular male villain on the show.
With Disney villains there are so many examples - most notably Captain Hook, Scar, Jafar, and Gaston. Hades probably ranks as one of the funniest. And Gaston is just epic - he should have gotten Belle in the end instead of the Beast (who was a total pansy both as a human and as a monster).
He first appeared in the rock opera episode of Millitary Koalas and proved to be so popular that he appeared in the feature length movie and later in several of the Millitary Koalas video games.
He also appeared in a Halloween special this year.
There are even toys of this character that we made include a plush that laughs maniacally when you squeeze his paw.
Voiced by Tim Curry, Morlock is a sinister but charming dropbear from the down under underworld.
The inspiration for this character comes from the following characters Tim Curry did the voices for: Hexxus, Forte, and Drake.
He is also partly inspired by quite a few Disney villains especially Scar, Jafar, Shere Kahn and Professor Ratigan.
We made him a very likable villain and the most popular male villain on the show.
With Disney villains there are so many examples - most notably Captain Hook, Scar, Jafar, and Gaston. Hades probably ranks as one of the funniest. And Gaston is just epic - he should have gotten Belle in the end instead of the Beast (who was a total pansy both as a human and as a monster).
Best character awards
The results are in and the winners of the Best character awards are....
Sidney for Most Popular Male.
Madonna for Most Popular Female character.
And Morlock for Most Popular Male Villain. He also wins Best Evil Laugh, Best Villain Song and Most Charming.
Sunday 13 December 2009
News for today
I'm sorry that I haven't been posting anything new recently, i've been busy being a werejohncandy and i've also been busy working on new projects with my brother.
By the way, Millitary Koalas the movie has been voted the Best Original Animated film of the year. Sidney was voted Most Popular Male Lead and Andria's character Madonna was voted Most Popular Female Lead. The title of Most Popular Male Villain went to Morlock the dropbear while Spiderella won Most Popular Female Villain.
The movie is now available on special edition dvd and bluray. It is a 2 disc set with lots of bonus features including some music videos featuring some scenes from the movie.
Also this month's issue of Millitary Koalas magazine is epic - first off we've got a 5 page comic strip featuring an all new original story made up by a friend of my brother, there's also an article with the creator of the show, a countdown of all the best moments in the show, and sneak peak at a brand new Millitary Koalas xmas special.
In the October issue of Millitary Koalas magazine, we showed the readers a sneak peek of the halloween special which featured the return of Morlock the dropbear.
By the way, i've been downloading some more John Candy movie clips as well as an interview, a music video, and the intro to SCTV. I've also been making screencaps of some of John's movies and I might post them soon.
I've also been uploading more John Candy pictures from the old archive including various morphs and photomanips.
By the way, Millitary Koalas the movie has been voted the Best Original Animated film of the year. Sidney was voted Most Popular Male Lead and Andria's character Madonna was voted Most Popular Female Lead. The title of Most Popular Male Villain went to Morlock the dropbear while Spiderella won Most Popular Female Villain.
The movie is now available on special edition dvd and bluray. It is a 2 disc set with lots of bonus features including some music videos featuring some scenes from the movie.
Also this month's issue of Millitary Koalas magazine is epic - first off we've got a 5 page comic strip featuring an all new original story made up by a friend of my brother, there's also an article with the creator of the show, a countdown of all the best moments in the show, and sneak peak at a brand new Millitary Koalas xmas special.
In the October issue of Millitary Koalas magazine, we showed the readers a sneak peek of the halloween special which featured the return of Morlock the dropbear.
By the way, i've been downloading some more John Candy movie clips as well as an interview, a music video, and the intro to SCTV. I've also been making screencaps of some of John's movies and I might post them soon.
I've also been uploading more John Candy pictures from the old archive including various morphs and photomanips.
Updates
Mother is slowly getting better thanks to a remedy from an old friend of ours, and my transformation into the werejohncandy is progressing even further - and i'm coming along well might I add. I have recently written a diary of my progress.
For starters i'm starting to grow to more John Candy-like proportions, I also have noticed thick brownish fur growing all over me as other developments such as claws, cute fangs, and a large, furry stomach and my hair has turned a really dark brownish colour and is starting to grow into a mane.
I wonder if anyone will still reconise me when i'm in werejohncandy form.
Saturday 12 December 2009
Wrapping up for the evening
Well i've got to start wrapping today's blog postings for the evening, I feel that the hour is nearly approaching and that I might start to transform into the werejohncandy again any minute now.
But before I go, i'd like to get say how grateful I am that Andria and everyone else who is a good friend of ours visited, or commented on the blog me and my bro run.
I've got to go now but don't be sad, i'll be back tommorow with some more exciting blog postings.
If I stay here any longer I might start to transform any second, and you wouldn't want to be in the way while that happens.
See you all later, bye.
But before I go, i'd like to get say how grateful I am that Andria and everyone else who is a good friend of ours visited, or commented on the blog me and my bro run.
I've got to go now but don't be sad, i'll be back tommorow with some more exciting blog postings.
If I stay here any longer I might start to transform any second, and you wouldn't want to be in the way while that happens.
See you all later, bye.
Can't Fight The Moonlight
There's so many things I adore about being a werejohncandy, one of which is the transformation sequence. I just roar with happiness everytime it happens. Although sometimes my transformations into a werejohncandy happen involuntarily, i've got it pretty much under control and can transform at will.
I've just got to be extra careful since I transform mainly on full moon nights - according to a myth Gazpaucho once told me he said that even a picture of the full moon is enough to trigger a werejohncandy transformation - luckily it's not a full moon tonight so there's no need to worry.
And besides i'm not entirely sure if it's true but Gazpaucho says some of it is..
I'm sure everything is gonna be fine, i'm sure that I'm deffinately not going to turn into my werejohncandy form just because of a picture of the full moon. I'm fine, everything's gonna be alright...
And besides, this is just a picture of the full moon - it's not the actual thing. It's not like i'm going to start changing any second now just because of this picture.
I've just got to be extra careful since I transform mainly on full moon nights - according to a myth Gazpaucho once told me he said that even a picture of the full moon is enough to trigger a werejohncandy transformation - luckily it's not a full moon tonight so there's no need to worry.
And besides i'm not entirely sure if it's true but Gazpaucho says some of it is..
I'm sure everything is gonna be fine, i'm sure that I'm deffinately not going to turn into my werejohncandy form just because of a picture of the full moon. I'm fine, everything's gonna be alright...
And besides, this is just a picture of the full moon - it's not the actual thing. It's not like i'm going to start changing any second now just because of this picture.
Friday 11 December 2009
Mother Trauma
Our mother is in a lot of pain today and she is also feeling rather tired and ravenous. Now I have seen this type of thing before, clearly she has been scratched or bitten by a monster of some kind and is going to start turning into one.
Now depending on what kind of monster she is transforming into we're going to have to find the right cure.
Upon closer inspection we noticed two short spikey nubs coming out of her back, now we have seeen spikes like this before, one time when my brother and I were in Ireland we battled a scaly dragon-like monster that had spikes on it's back. Mother has obviously been scratched or bitten by a creature that's either from the same family as that one we fought or a genetic mutant hybrid of a komodo dragon and a dinosaur of some kind.
Fortunately there is a cure for this but we will have to travel to Marzipan City to get it because the ingredients for this particular cure can only be found there.
Now depending on what kind of monster she is transforming into we're going to have to find the right cure.
Upon closer inspection we noticed two short spikey nubs coming out of her back, now we have seeen spikes like this before, one time when my brother and I were in Ireland we battled a scaly dragon-like monster that had spikes on it's back. Mother has obviously been scratched or bitten by a creature that's either from the same family as that one we fought or a genetic mutant hybrid of a komodo dragon and a dinosaur of some kind.
Fortunately there is a cure for this but we will have to travel to Marzipan City to get it because the ingredients for this particular cure can only be found there.
Tuesday 8 December 2009
R.I.P
Today's post is dedicated to the memory of the late movie director John Hughes who died on August the 6th. He is, was and always will be one of our favourite directors. He is known for directing teen films The Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, and Ferris Bueller's Day Off as well as adult classics like Planes, Trains and Automobiles (which I read is a favourite of both Steve Martin AND John Candy). We appeared in one of his movies, we made a cameo appearance in the movie Weird Science - you can see it on the dvd but you have to freeze frame that particular scene first. Concidentally in school, I was a LOT like Ferris Bueller. Me and my bro often hanged out with a group of kids after school that was a lot like Breakfast Club gang. Of course everyone could relate to the characters in his films. He liked to work with Molly Ringwald sometimes as well as Ally Sheedy, but the person he loved working with the most was John Candy who appeared in 6-7 of his films kind of like how Johnny Depp has worked with Tim Burton 7 or 8 times (btw he'll be appearing in Alice In Wonderland next year as the Mad Hatter)
The 80's was deffenately a golden era for the teen movie genre, and it was BEFORE Hannah Montana or High School Musical EVER existed.
It is hard to say which John Hughes movies we like the best, we like all of the ones he directed as well as a few of the ones he wrote/produced. Uncle Buck is probably our number 1 favourite - especially the car that makes those exploding noises.
This year was a really sad year for lovers of both movies and music, not only did MJ die but also John Hughes died as well as Farrah Fawcett, Ed McMahon (Johnny Carson's tonight show sidekick), and Patrick Swayze.
We will never forget about John Hughes, when we were on Amiright once we wrote a song about him - it was a parody of the song Don't You Forget About Me from the Breakfast Club - sadly when we got unjustly banned from that site for no reason all of our work got taken down including that song and several unreleased parodies including a few about Chumsley and the Doizee Club theme song. In case you're still looking for them, you can find them all on our greatest hits album.
I once took a John Hughes character personality quiz on Quizilla, my result came up as Ferris Bueller, although a few times i've gotten Clark from National Lampoon's Vacation, Neal from Planes, Trains and Automobiles and to some extent Uncle Buck Russell from Uncle Buck (which concidentally is the same result I got for the john candy character personality quiz even though sometimes I get Barfolomew from Spaceballs). For the most part I am deffenately most like Ferris Bueller. My brother took that test once and got the same results even though he got a Del Griffith once which isn't too shabby neither.
If Chumsley took that John Candy personality quiz he'd probably come across as a mixture of Uncle Buck and the Mog from Spaceballs.
The 80's was deffenately a golden era for the teen movie genre, and it was BEFORE Hannah Montana or High School Musical EVER existed.
It is hard to say which John Hughes movies we like the best, we like all of the ones he directed as well as a few of the ones he wrote/produced. Uncle Buck is probably our number 1 favourite - especially the car that makes those exploding noises.
This year was a really sad year for lovers of both movies and music, not only did MJ die but also John Hughes died as well as Farrah Fawcett, Ed McMahon (Johnny Carson's tonight show sidekick), and Patrick Swayze.
We will never forget about John Hughes, when we were on Amiright once we wrote a song about him - it was a parody of the song Don't You Forget About Me from the Breakfast Club - sadly when we got unjustly banned from that site for no reason all of our work got taken down including that song and several unreleased parodies including a few about Chumsley and the Doizee Club theme song. In case you're still looking for them, you can find them all on our greatest hits album.
I once took a John Hughes character personality quiz on Quizilla, my result came up as Ferris Bueller, although a few times i've gotten Clark from National Lampoon's Vacation, Neal from Planes, Trains and Automobiles and to some extent Uncle Buck Russell from Uncle Buck (which concidentally is the same result I got for the john candy character personality quiz even though sometimes I get Barfolomew from Spaceballs). For the most part I am deffenately most like Ferris Bueller. My brother took that test once and got the same results even though he got a Del Griffith once which isn't too shabby neither.
If Chumsley took that John Candy personality quiz he'd probably come across as a mixture of Uncle Buck and the Mog from Spaceballs.
Monday 7 December 2009
Teen star
We want to tell you about one of your favourite teen stars, his name is Josh Peck and he's known as half of the duo on the popular nick show Drake and Josh. He's been doing comedy since he was 8. He started out doing children's theatre, he's also appeared in tv shows like a pilot episode of The Sopranos and an episode of ER. He also appeared in the Amanda Show in 1999 and in movies like Max Keeble's Big Move and Snow Day. He plays Josh Nichols on the show Drake and Josh, he used to be quite a chubby kid but he lost weight halfway through season 3. He also provided voice for animated shows and movies like Ice Age 2. He had a breakthrough role in the movie Mean Creek as George. There are three Drake and Josh movies- Drake and Josh Go Hollywood, Really Big Shimp, and Merry Christmas Drake and Josh. He recently appeared in The Wackness, Safety Glass, Ice Age 3 (reprising his voice role as Eddie the possum from the second Ice Age film) and Aliens In The Attic (as the voice of Sparks, an alien). He's done quite well I believe and is stated to appear in a remake of the film Red Dawn.
He's one of the reasons why we prefer Nickelodeon teen stars to the ones Disney channel coughs up - because unlike disney channel teen stars who get stuck duing stupid kiddie movies like those utterly disturbing High School Musical films which were all Kenny Ortega's fault although he redeemed himself with This Is It (which by the way was an absolutely spectacular MJ concert rehearsal film) and the utterly deplorable Cheetah Girls and Hannah Montana franchise. Unlike Disney Channel's mannuquin-like teen stars, Nickelodeon teen stars move on to bigger and brighter things.
I give Josh lots of props for that. One of my old school friends looks a lot like the young chubby Josh and kind of acts like him too - his name is Jason. The newest member of our company is a young performer named Joshua Louis Belushi who bears more than a few similarities to the Drake and Josh star. It also kind of helps that he's also related to the late comedian John Belushi. Of course if you are a tvtrope addict you might know him as Werejoshpeckprince, who by the way is NOT a troll and does not have an "ego" at all- he's a very humble person.
Josh Peck is in his twenties now and he's making quite a name for himself.
He's one of the reasons why we prefer Nickelodeon teen stars to the ones Disney channel coughs up - because unlike disney channel teen stars who get stuck duing stupid kiddie movies like those utterly disturbing High School Musical films which were all Kenny Ortega's fault although he redeemed himself with This Is It (which by the way was an absolutely spectacular MJ concert rehearsal film) and the utterly deplorable Cheetah Girls and Hannah Montana franchise. Unlike Disney Channel's mannuquin-like teen stars, Nickelodeon teen stars move on to bigger and brighter things.
I give Josh lots of props for that. One of my old school friends looks a lot like the young chubby Josh and kind of acts like him too - his name is Jason. The newest member of our company is a young performer named Joshua Louis Belushi who bears more than a few similarities to the Drake and Josh star. It also kind of helps that he's also related to the late comedian John Belushi. Of course if you are a tvtrope addict you might know him as Werejoshpeckprince, who by the way is NOT a troll and does not have an "ego" at all- he's a very humble person.
Josh Peck is in his twenties now and he's making quite a name for himself.
Little Shop Of Horrors
I'd like to talk to you all about one of my favourite musicals, the Little Shop Of Horrors. The original 1960's version boasted the first appearance by a young Jack Nicholson. It's the 1986 version I love best. Everything about it is wonderful, the songs are great, the cast is amazing, the story is fantastic and the Audrey II puppet was the coolest thing ever. Steve Martin was wonderful as the sadistic dentist as was Bill Murray as his masosistic patient. I love John Candy's cameo as the dj Weird Wink Wilkinson. I like the different stages of growth the plant went through - from being really itsy bitsy like a common potplant to being almost as big as godzilla. Howard Ashman's music and lyrics were fantastic mind you, and the man later went on to work on the music and lyrics for Disney's Beauty And The Beast - the songs in that film were excellent also (I still have the Gaston song stuck in my head along with the Dentist song from this movie).
I played the dentist in our company production of Little Shop Of Horrors and I can honestly say that it was a lot of fun. It seems that playing a villain is a lot of fun, I had a blast playing Gaston in Beauty And The Beast .
Another thing I like about Little Shop Of Horrors is the plant itself, Audrey II. It is quite a marvelous bloodsucking plant. I have a homemade Audrey II plush as well as an electronic Audrey II toy that my brother and I made - it says "Feed me" when you press one of his leaves - there's also an electronic Brain Eating Rock - the brain eating rock is from the billy and mandy episode that parodied Little Shop Of Horrors. Those two got sadly recalled. There's also a Grow Your Own Audrey II kit - which also sadly got recalled but you can still get them at yard sales. There's also an Audrey II plant of our very own, we call her Andria II. She is a sibling to Audrey II but she doesn't drink blood like her evil sibling does, she likes alcholic beverages. We also have a plushie of her.
Our friend Tyrone The Terrible has a giant Audrey II plant in his backyard.
Every year we have an Audrey II contest in the neighbourhood where people grow and customise their own Audrey II plants and enter them in the contest. The winner gets a special edition grow your audrey II kit signed by my brother and I, and the runners up get all sorts of wonderful prizes as well. Terry McCoy was this year's winner. His audrey II plant was very unique and colourful - it also was wearing shades which my brother thought looked really cool.
I played the dentist in our company production of Little Shop Of Horrors and I can honestly say that it was a lot of fun. It seems that playing a villain is a lot of fun, I had a blast playing Gaston in Beauty And The Beast .
Another thing I like about Little Shop Of Horrors is the plant itself, Audrey II. It is quite a marvelous bloodsucking plant. I have a homemade Audrey II plush as well as an electronic Audrey II toy that my brother and I made - it says "Feed me" when you press one of his leaves - there's also an electronic Brain Eating Rock - the brain eating rock is from the billy and mandy episode that parodied Little Shop Of Horrors. Those two got sadly recalled. There's also a Grow Your Own Audrey II kit - which also sadly got recalled but you can still get them at yard sales. There's also an Audrey II plant of our very own, we call her Andria II. She is a sibling to Audrey II but she doesn't drink blood like her evil sibling does, she likes alcholic beverages. We also have a plushie of her.
Our friend Tyrone The Terrible has a giant Audrey II plant in his backyard.
Every year we have an Audrey II contest in the neighbourhood where people grow and customise their own Audrey II plants and enter them in the contest. The winner gets a special edition grow your audrey II kit signed by my brother and I, and the runners up get all sorts of wonderful prizes as well. Terry McCoy was this year's winner. His audrey II plant was very unique and colourful - it also was wearing shades which my brother thought looked really cool.
Sunday 6 December 2009
My profile
I am an inventor and a performer.
I invent mainly toys and gadgets but I sometimes do custom action figures and beanie babies.
I have a brother named Sampson and both of us work in animation.
I have my own theatre company and my brother and I have been in a lot of productions.
We also make movies and tv shows.
Also I have my own style and have never stolen art from anyone else regardless of what some people say.
Also, I can't and will not morph into a vagina for Selfudar. It's too sick and David Cronenbergian for my taste - and this is coming from someone who can watch The Fly without throwing up or freaking out.
I invent mainly toys and gadgets but I sometimes do custom action figures and beanie babies.
I have a brother named Sampson and both of us work in animation.
I have my own theatre company and my brother and I have been in a lot of productions.
We also make movies and tv shows.
Also I have my own style and have never stolen art from anyone else regardless of what some people say.
Also, I can't and will not morph into a vagina for Selfudar. It's too sick and David Cronenbergian for my taste - and this is coming from someone who can watch The Fly without throwing up or freaking out.
Tazmin
This creepy 12 year old terror is the cousin of our old friend Kirsty.
She is 10 parts Tsundere, 10 parts Infante Terrible and 100% Creepy Child.
She looks and acts like Megan from Drake and Josh (Joshua Loius Belushi is a lot similar to Josh Peck, so it's only natural that Tazmin should serve as the "Megan" character type).
She's kind of a cross between Megan from Drake and Josh, Damien from The Omen, and Regan from the Exorcist with a bit of Stewie Griffin thrown in.
Tazmin's favourite animal is any kind of feline. She loves cats and has her own feline companion named Cassandra- who behaves just like she does.
She often plays the role of an antagonist in many of our stories, tv shows and productions except in Bloody Roar where she played one of the good guys Uriko the catgirl.
Often the roles she plays are cat-like in someway. She also is also quite agile, has cat-like reflexes and is very cunning and crafty- she is also a master at building high tech boobytraps to trap her poor helpless victims and she is also skilled at practical jokes. She sometimes is seen wearing cat ears and a tail of some kind or on some occassions a Cats style cat costume and face paint. Sometimes she takes on cat-like characteristics such as hissing at people she doesn't like, meowing, purring and on some occassions and likes to refer to her victims as "prey". She is often suspected to be a werecat of some kind although it is not entirely certain if she is one or not, but she deffenately shows it. Her eyes sometimes become cat-like in the dark.
Her favourite Disney villains are Scar, Shere Kahn and Pete- because they're all cats (although in Goof Trop, Pete was a dog-like thing).
Most cat-related incidents that happen to us can be blaimed on her because she is always the most likely suspect.
She is 10 parts Tsundere, 10 parts Infante Terrible and 100% Creepy Child.
She looks and acts like Megan from Drake and Josh (Joshua Loius Belushi is a lot similar to Josh Peck, so it's only natural that Tazmin should serve as the "Megan" character type).
She's kind of a cross between Megan from Drake and Josh, Damien from The Omen, and Regan from the Exorcist with a bit of Stewie Griffin thrown in.
Tazmin's favourite animal is any kind of feline. She loves cats and has her own feline companion named Cassandra- who behaves just like she does.
She often plays the role of an antagonist in many of our stories, tv shows and productions except in Bloody Roar where she played one of the good guys Uriko the catgirl.
Often the roles she plays are cat-like in someway. She also is also quite agile, has cat-like reflexes and is very cunning and crafty- she is also a master at building high tech boobytraps to trap her poor helpless victims and she is also skilled at practical jokes. She sometimes is seen wearing cat ears and a tail of some kind or on some occassions a Cats style cat costume and face paint. Sometimes she takes on cat-like characteristics such as hissing at people she doesn't like, meowing, purring and on some occassions and likes to refer to her victims as "prey". She is often suspected to be a werecat of some kind although it is not entirely certain if she is one or not, but she deffenately shows it. Her eyes sometimes become cat-like in the dark.
Her favourite Disney villains are Scar, Shere Kahn and Pete- because they're all cats (although in Goof Trop, Pete was a dog-like thing).
Most cat-related incidents that happen to us can be blaimed on her because she is always the most likely suspect.
Saturday 5 December 2009
Gargoyles
My brother and I wrote a Gargoyles fanfic based on the cartoon that used to be on Disney Channel. The main characters are a group of heroic gargoyles known as the Manhattan clan and their leader's name is Goliath, some of them are named cities in the USA.
A gargoyle is a creature that during the day is a statue monster or demon but at night it comes to life and flies around. You can see plenty of them on the top of cathedrials or other gothic buildings.
- Burbank
My character, not to be confused with Hudson's clone who is also named Burbank. He has bluish skin with dark red stripes, wings that are coloured silver, and he has emerald green eyes. He has all the standard gargoyle powers and keen senses and he is also amazingly intelligent and is able to speak a multitude of different languages.
- Washington
My brother's character, a greyish gargoyle with a stars and stripes pattern on his wings, much like the character of Beetoven from Millitary Koalas he is based on Stephen Colbert. In addition to having all the standard powers that a gargoyle has such as keen senses and super strength, he is also able to breathe underwater and can shoot laser beams out of his eyes.
- Florida
This is Andria's character, she is a female gargoyle with green skin, red hair and brown eyes. She has all your standard gargoyle powers and keen senses plus additional powers she gets from time to time including a sonic belch and fire breath which she sometimes gets from drinking large amounts of alcholic beverages.
- Memphis
Memphis is a turqoise gargoyle with yellow eyes and a voice and mannerisms similar to those of Elvis Presley. He possess your standard gargoyle powers and keen senses plus the ability to create earthquakes.
- Chicago
Chicago is a dark greyish gargoyle with green eyes and black stripes, he is based on Dan Akyroyd. He possessss all your standard gargoyle powers and keen senses plus the power to heal his allies when they are injured just by touching them.
- Toronto
Toronto is a lot like Broadway, he is also kind of based on the late John Candy. He is a large, hefty dark blue gargoyle with a big heart. He possess all your standard gargoyle powers and keen senses plus the power of heart and an amazing danger sense.
- Indiana
Indiana is Roc Hemmerson's character, he is a grey gargoyle with purple wings. He posssess all your standard gargoyle powers plus a new hidden power which is revealed later on.
- Styx
He is their faithful gargoyle beast pet.
- Cat
Kirsty's character, she's a werecat and a skilled ninja
New kits
We've invented some new kits and roleplay items, you can get these in various different stores.
Kits:
- Grow Your Own Sea Creature Kit
This is just those "Sea Monkeys" except it's better because you can actually SEE what the creatures look like. Just drop these little guys in water and then wait and see what kind of creature they'll grow up to be.
- Millitary Koalas Army Building Kit
This is a special kit for the Millitary Koalas role playing game, it comes with several models you can paint and customise so you can have your own squadron.
- Beanie Baby Fashion Kit
This kit has everything you need to make your beanies and other ty plushies look fabulous for special occassions. There's a closet where you'll find various outfits and costumes for your beanies, plenty of acessories, and more than a few different hats.
- Top Secret Spy Kit
This kit comes with cool spy stuff including a guide on how to be a master spy, also includes a pen which has invisible ink in it.
- Amazing Superhero Kit
This kit comes with all the things you need to be a crimefighter including a cool superhero flashlight.
- Talk To The Spirits Kit
This kit has everything you need to talk to people who are no longer with you like a mystic/psychic does. Unfortunately this one got recalled because of a ghost problem.
Roleplay items:
- Merperson Amulet
This is a special amulet that turns the wearer into a merperson giving them the ability to swim underwater. You'll temporarily grow a fish tail if you get accidentally splashed with water while you're wearing it though.
- Buzz Lightyear Jetpack with Wings
From our Toy Story range, this is a special jetpack with wings that will actually enable you to fly.
- Ratchet and Clank Ratchet Roleplay Set
From the line of products from the Ratchet and Clank movie, comes with yellow Ratchet lombax ears, a tail, gloves, pilot goggles, his trusty wrench and your very own Clank robot buddy who can be attached onto your back like a backback, comes with a selection of working gadgetron weapons and gadgets.
- Claw Glove
This special claw glove has more than 4 different settings including Amarant style ( named after the character Amarant from Final Fantasy IX), Freddy Krueger style, Wolverine style and Edward Scissorhands style.
- Chumsley WereJohnCandy Hands
These large John Candy-like hands are werejohncandy hands like the ones Chumsley has, they're modelled on John Candy's own hands, have brown fur on them and black clawed fingernails. You put these on and you'll be living large in no time.
- Chumsley WereJohnCandy Feet
Same as the hands except they're large feet with brown fur and black claws on them. They're great for crushing cans with and are also very comfortable to walk around in.
- Moon Jewel
This is a working replica of the magic jewel that Chumsley somestimes wears on his neck, it gives him the ability to turn from human to werejohncandy at will and it will do the same for you. It lights up under the light of the full moon.
- WereJohnCandy Transformation Kit
This is a very special roleplaying kit you can use to turn yourself into a werejohncandy like Chumsley. Comes with the Moon Jewel and several other items including the Heart Stone.
Little Jay and friends
Late Night Kids is a show about the adventures of Little Jay and his friends who are looked after by a kind lady by the name of Nanny.
Characters:
Characters:
- Little Jay
A cute cartoon version of Jay Leno, Little Jay is a little kid with a big chin and a heart to match it. Little Jay likes to tell jokes, play and have fun and acts as the official leader of the group of friends. Little Jay loves to eat anything with meat in it and he doesn't like vegetables as revealed in one episode when the "Nanny" tries to make him eat broccoli. Little Jay loves riding around on his mini motorcycle and playing with his toy cars which he has a lot of. In the Christmas episode he wrote a list for Santa consisting of various toy cars, motorcycles, and meat products.
- Kevin
Little Kevin is Jay's sidekick, he loves to play the drums and thinks Jay is the funniest kid in the world. Kevin is often refered to as Kev by Jay. In the Christmas episode he plays the part of the Little Drummer boy in the Christmas pagent.
- John and Ross
Lil John and Ross are Jay's two other best friends, both of them like to have a lot of fun with little Jay although sometimes Lil John is sometimes made fun of by the others.
- Lil Davey Letterman
Little Jay's best friend and sometimes playful rival Davey is a gap toothed goofball who loves to have lots of fun. His hobby is writing top ten lists of things, in the Christmas special he wrote a really long list for Santa which had more than 10 items on it.
- Paul
Little Paul is Davey's sidekick, he loves to play the keyboard. He loves hanging out with his friends and sometimes helps out.
- Little Johnny
The original leader of the Late Night Kids gang before he handed the title to Jay. Little Johnny is quite special, he's not only a good comedian he's also a great storyteller and his favourite game to play is a fortune telling game where he plays a character called Carnac the psychic kid.
- Ed
Ed is Little Johnny's happy go lucky sidekick, he laughs at all his friend's jokes and loves to laugh.
- Conan
Little Conan is a red haired scamp with long legs and a quirky sense of humour. He loves to play around with Little Jay sometimes and often fills in as leader when he isn't feeling well. Little Conan's favourite toy is Triumph The Comic Insult Puppy, a talking dog puppet that has two modes: Nice, and rude.
- Max
Little Conan's best friend, loves to play musical instruments just like Kevin and Paul.
- Jimmy
Little Jimmy Fallon is one of the two new additions to the Late Night Kids gang, he is shy and a little bit naive and he isn't quite as funny as the other members of the group but he's quite a good learner.
- Stevie
Little Stevie Colbert is the other new addition to the gang and possibly the most patriotic, he loves all things patriotic and American. His favourite toy is a flying toy eagle he calls Stevie II. Sometimes he comes across as a bit of a jerk but he's an overall inspirational kid. In the Christmas episode he writes a list for Santa consisting of patriotic items such as a Captain Americana action figure. He also has a dislike for bears so unlike most kids he doesn't sleep with a teddy bear, he sleeps with a plush groundhog. His favourite superhero is Captain Americana. He sometimes dressess up as him and pretends that he's a superhero.
More recalled toys
Here are some more recalled toys, if you are lucky you might find these in a yard sale or second hand store as well as a few electronics stores.
Micro Mutant Backpack Buddy: Squag (this was part of the Micro Mutant range which was kind of like Pokemon but with a sci fi/horror twist to it, Squag was a gremlin-like mutant that could slash enemies in half with his claws, got recalled after it came alive and started attacking someone)
Spongebob Weresnail Plush (This was a plush toy we did of Spongebob Squarepants as a Weresnail from the spongebob fanfic Curse Of The Weresnail, when you squeeze it's shell it growls, yowls, hissess and meows like a cat because in the show snails are the underwater equillivent of cats, got recalled after it slithered away and went on a destructive rampage)
Freddy Krueger Power Glove (this was a special roleplay item from our Nightmare On Elm Street range, got recalled after it turned out that it caused Freddy to possess the wearer)
Evil Dead Transforming Arm (similar to the Freddy one, got recalled after someone's own hand became possessed like in Evil Dead II)
Vlad the Mushabelly bat (a mushabelly bat dressed like Bela Lugosi as Dracula, hissed and talked with a lisp, got recalled after it came to life, bite someone and turned them into a vampire)
Micro Mutant Morphing Mutant: InsectiBilly (Another one of the Micro Mutants range, InsectoBilly was an alien creature that starts off as a cute little ladybug type critter but morphs into a much more terrifying creature named Arachnidor which looked like kind of Brundlefly except more spider than fly-like, got recalled after it's poison spray caused someone to nearly die)
Micro Mutant Backpack Buddy: Squag (this was part of the Micro Mutant range which was kind of like Pokemon but with a sci fi/horror twist to it, Squag was a gremlin-like mutant that could slash enemies in half with his claws, got recalled after it came alive and started attacking someone)
Spongebob Weresnail Plush (This was a plush toy we did of Spongebob Squarepants as a Weresnail from the spongebob fanfic Curse Of The Weresnail, when you squeeze it's shell it growls, yowls, hissess and meows like a cat because in the show snails are the underwater equillivent of cats, got recalled after it slithered away and went on a destructive rampage)
Freddy Krueger Power Glove (this was a special roleplay item from our Nightmare On Elm Street range, got recalled after it turned out that it caused Freddy to possess the wearer)
Evil Dead Transforming Arm (similar to the Freddy one, got recalled after someone's own hand became possessed like in Evil Dead II)
Vlad the Mushabelly bat (a mushabelly bat dressed like Bela Lugosi as Dracula, hissed and talked with a lisp, got recalled after it came to life, bite someone and turned them into a vampire)
Micro Mutant Morphing Mutant: InsectiBilly (Another one of the Micro Mutants range, InsectoBilly was an alien creature that starts off as a cute little ladybug type critter but morphs into a much more terrifying creature named Arachnidor which looked like kind of Brundlefly except more spider than fly-like, got recalled after it's poison spray caused someone to nearly die)
MK characters: Heroes
Millitary Koalas is an animated show similar to Biker Mice, Ninja Turtles, and Swat Kats. It features a group of anthromorphic koala bears with special powers. Some of them are named after musicians. It's plot is quite similar to Captain Simian And The Space Monkeys with Biker Mice thrown in. There are 15 members of the team of Millitary Koalas.
Characters:
Sparky and Sparky Jr:
Sparky is the heroic leader of the Millitary Koalas. He is smart, brave and responsible. His special powers include flying, heat vision, super strength and super speed. He has a son named Sparky Jr who also possess these powers. Sparky Jr can reach into small places the others can't.
Nigel:
Nigel is 2nd in command. He has various psychic powers and hates being refered to as cute. He is intelligent, suave and rather sarcastic. Nigel is also British. He is voiced by our mentor the Master Of Oz in the tv series and by Eddie Izzard in the full length movie.
Blondie:
Blondie is one of the three female members of the group. She is named after the singer Blondie. She is pretty, free spirited and boy crazy. She is a bit of a ditz. She's not the brightest marsupial in the group but she's still pretty cool. Blondie possessess the ability to make copies of herself.
Cher
Cher is Blondie's best friend. Cher is named after the singer of the same name and possessess the powers of a master sorceress. She is smart, indepent and has an incredible sense of style and class. Cher has a male counterpart named Sonny after Sonny Bono. Most of the time she is very good at controlling her powers but they are powered by her emotions, meaning that they sometimes go haywire when she is angry or scared.
Elvis
Elvis is the team's demolitions expert. He is named after Elvis Presley. He is the sad but lovable fat guy in the group. His hairstyle, voice and mannerisms are based on Elvis's ones. Elvis has the power to move people with his voice and also the ability to eat absolute anything- even anything that isn't remotely edible. He always carries a guitar around with him.
Beethoven
My brother's character. Named after the famous composer Ludwig Von Beethoven. Beethoven is very intelligent and mysterious and his superpower is time travel. He can also alter time in several different ways. He always has one eyebrow raised in a sarcastic and cocky manner like Stephen Colbert (that's Colbert...NOT Colbear). He is extremely good at what he does.
Mozart
My character. Mozart is named after Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Mozart possessess the ability to control the weather. He is an eccentric genius with a love of technology. He builds most of the machines, weapons and gadgets. He is known for his trademark catchphrase "Eureka! I've done it again!" which he says everytime when testing out one of his inventions to see if they function properly.
Dio
Dio is the teams resident guru. He posesssess god-like powers and is extremely clever and chaming. He is named after Ronnie James Dio. He is a firm believer in the zen philisophy. Dio gives out sagely advice to the other members of his team.
Falco
Falco is the resident scientist. He is named after the late singer Falco. Falco is an expert in all things to do with science. He also is a master of disguise and has the power to turn into absolutely anything. In the movie he is voiced by Jeff Goldblum (who is famous for playing scientist roles like in Jurassic Park and The Fly). Falco is extremely smart and quite mysterious.
Sidney
Sidney is a master of brute force, and as such he is the Dumb Muscle of the group. Sidney is super strong but extremely stupid. His superpower is super strength. His nickname is the Incredible Gump a play on The Incredible Hulk and the title character from the Tom Hanks film Forrest Gump. Sidney often screws up the various experiments of resident scientist Clark because of his stupidity. It's a running joke throughout the series that he gets a blank look on his face and stares blankly into space, the others think that he's trying to think of something when he's doing this, he then says something stupid like "I like pickles".
Clark
Clark, the team's resident scientist and tech expert. He has the same powers as the comic book hero Superman. Clark is a good friend of Mozart's. He loves to invent things but his experiments always go wrong due to Sidney's lack of intelligence.
Elton
The second eccentric genius of the group. He is named after Elton John. Elton is an eccentric genius with a knack for art. His special power is the ability to make his various paintings and drawings come to life with his magic. Elton is a very smart marsupial and one heck of an artist.
Madonna:
Madonna is the newest member of the group. She is Andria's character and is named after the singer Madonna. Her special power is the ability to create fantastic illusions with a click of her fingers. She is smart, beautiful, and elegant but with a wild tomboy spirit that can never be broken. She is also fond of transportation of all kinds and has a drinking problem. Turns out, she can't get enough alchol and will do most anything for a beer. She represents a koalas right to do what she wants and to do it on her own terms but still retains a sense of class, style and feminity. She is first seen in a season 2 episode where she gets rescued by Sparky.
Michael:
Another new addition to the team, he is named after the late pop legend Michael Jackson also known as The King Of Pop. He possessess magical abilities. He has a Neverland style dream house. He is shy and naive, he is also on the same level as eccentricity as Mozart and gets along with him very well ,he also has a great imagination and loves to sing and dance.
Characters:
Sparky and Sparky Jr:
Sparky is the heroic leader of the Millitary Koalas. He is smart, brave and responsible. His special powers include flying, heat vision, super strength and super speed. He has a son named Sparky Jr who also possess these powers. Sparky Jr can reach into small places the others can't.
Nigel:
Nigel is 2nd in command. He has various psychic powers and hates being refered to as cute. He is intelligent, suave and rather sarcastic. Nigel is also British. He is voiced by our mentor the Master Of Oz in the tv series and by Eddie Izzard in the full length movie.
Blondie:
Blondie is one of the three female members of the group. She is named after the singer Blondie. She is pretty, free spirited and boy crazy. She is a bit of a ditz. She's not the brightest marsupial in the group but she's still pretty cool. Blondie possessess the ability to make copies of herself.
Cher
Cher is Blondie's best friend. Cher is named after the singer of the same name and possessess the powers of a master sorceress. She is smart, indepent and has an incredible sense of style and class. Cher has a male counterpart named Sonny after Sonny Bono. Most of the time she is very good at controlling her powers but they are powered by her emotions, meaning that they sometimes go haywire when she is angry or scared.
Elvis
Elvis is the team's demolitions expert. He is named after Elvis Presley. He is the sad but lovable fat guy in the group. His hairstyle, voice and mannerisms are based on Elvis's ones. Elvis has the power to move people with his voice and also the ability to eat absolute anything- even anything that isn't remotely edible. He always carries a guitar around with him.
Beethoven
My brother's character. Named after the famous composer Ludwig Von Beethoven. Beethoven is very intelligent and mysterious and his superpower is time travel. He can also alter time in several different ways. He always has one eyebrow raised in a sarcastic and cocky manner like Stephen Colbert (that's Colbert...NOT Colbear). He is extremely good at what he does.
Mozart
My character. Mozart is named after Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Mozart possessess the ability to control the weather. He is an eccentric genius with a love of technology. He builds most of the machines, weapons and gadgets. He is known for his trademark catchphrase "Eureka! I've done it again!" which he says everytime when testing out one of his inventions to see if they function properly.
Dio
Dio is the teams resident guru. He posesssess god-like powers and is extremely clever and chaming. He is named after Ronnie James Dio. He is a firm believer in the zen philisophy. Dio gives out sagely advice to the other members of his team.
Falco
Falco is the resident scientist. He is named after the late singer Falco. Falco is an expert in all things to do with science. He also is a master of disguise and has the power to turn into absolutely anything. In the movie he is voiced by Jeff Goldblum (who is famous for playing scientist roles like in Jurassic Park and The Fly). Falco is extremely smart and quite mysterious.
Sidney
Sidney is a master of brute force, and as such he is the Dumb Muscle of the group. Sidney is super strong but extremely stupid. His superpower is super strength. His nickname is the Incredible Gump a play on The Incredible Hulk and the title character from the Tom Hanks film Forrest Gump. Sidney often screws up the various experiments of resident scientist Clark because of his stupidity. It's a running joke throughout the series that he gets a blank look on his face and stares blankly into space, the others think that he's trying to think of something when he's doing this, he then says something stupid like "I like pickles".
Clark
Clark, the team's resident scientist and tech expert. He has the same powers as the comic book hero Superman. Clark is a good friend of Mozart's. He loves to invent things but his experiments always go wrong due to Sidney's lack of intelligence.
Elton
The second eccentric genius of the group. He is named after Elton John. Elton is an eccentric genius with a knack for art. His special power is the ability to make his various paintings and drawings come to life with his magic. Elton is a very smart marsupial and one heck of an artist.
Madonna:
Madonna is the newest member of the group. She is Andria's character and is named after the singer Madonna. Her special power is the ability to create fantastic illusions with a click of her fingers. She is smart, beautiful, and elegant but with a wild tomboy spirit that can never be broken. She is also fond of transportation of all kinds and has a drinking problem. Turns out, she can't get enough alchol and will do most anything for a beer. She represents a koalas right to do what she wants and to do it on her own terms but still retains a sense of class, style and feminity. She is first seen in a season 2 episode where she gets rescued by Sparky.
Michael:
Another new addition to the team, he is named after the late pop legend Michael Jackson also known as The King Of Pop. He possessess magical abilities. He has a Neverland style dream house. He is shy and naive, he is also on the same level as eccentricity as Mozart and gets along with him very well ,he also has a great imagination and loves to sing and dance.
List of tv shows
This is a list of tv shows we produce and air on our tv channel.
Animated shows we air on our channel:
Biker Mice Extreme
League Of Parodists
Bonzi's Treehouse
Mllitary Koalas.
Blues Brothers Adventures.
Mystery Men: The Series.
Chumsley and Friends.
The Adventures Of Chinstar.
Late Night Kids.
Mangrinch The Animated Series.
Heero Mangrinch (anime).
The Doizee Club.
Doizee's Fairy Tales (puppetry)
The Amateurs
Robin Grinch.
Adventures On The Yellow Brick Road (NEW!).
South Park Freakz (NEW!)
Live action shows:
House Monsters
Horror Hotel.
Herodale College.
National Lampoon Animal House Chronicles.
Teenage WereElvis
Monster Factfile
GrinchQuest.
Time Surfers.
Comic Calamity (a SNL style comedy show)
The Trope Report with Josh Belushi (a tv tropes themed news satire with Joshua Louis Belushi/WereJoshPeckPrince as the host)
The Nitwits (NEW!)
My Neighbours' A Werebelushi (NEW!)
Combination of both:
Misadventures Of Doc M.
Cartoonatics (based on the movie my brother was in)
Night Of Alterations.
Harvey Jones's Wacky Time Machine (NEW! It's about a eccentric scientist).
TY's Beanie Baby Funtime Playland (NEW! It's a new children's show)
Al's Bakery (NEW!)
Animated shows we air on our channel:
Biker Mice Extreme
League Of Parodists
Bonzi's Treehouse
Mllitary Koalas.
Blues Brothers Adventures.
Mystery Men: The Series.
Chumsley and Friends.
The Adventures Of Chinstar.
Late Night Kids.
Mangrinch The Animated Series.
Heero Mangrinch (anime).
The Doizee Club.
Doizee's Fairy Tales (puppetry)
The Amateurs
Robin Grinch.
Adventures On The Yellow Brick Road (NEW!).
South Park Freakz (NEW!)
Live action shows:
House Monsters
Horror Hotel.
Herodale College.
National Lampoon Animal House Chronicles.
Teenage WereElvis
Monster Factfile
GrinchQuest.
Time Surfers.
Comic Calamity (a SNL style comedy show)
The Trope Report with Josh Belushi (a tv tropes themed news satire with Joshua Louis Belushi/WereJoshPeckPrince as the host)
The Nitwits (NEW!)
My Neighbours' A Werebelushi (NEW!)
Combination of both:
Misadventures Of Doc M.
Cartoonatics (based on the movie my brother was in)
Night Of Alterations.
Harvey Jones's Wacky Time Machine (NEW! It's about a eccentric scientist).
TY's Beanie Baby Funtime Playland (NEW! It's a new children's show)
Al's Bakery (NEW!)
Experiments
I commented on this rather excellent song parody by amiright alumni Guy DiRito. I thought he did an exellent job with the pacing and everything. I also mentioned something about the werejohncandy on there if you recall. I also said that I was a werejohncandy as well.
http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/disney33.shtml
Guy offered to try and cure me of my condition but I respectively declined it because I'm perrfectly happy being one, it's a lot of fun.
A puzzled yet interested reader posted this:
"Dr Music, when you first said you're "permanently stuck in that form for a while" I was wondering if "a while" therefore means "to infinity" because otherwise your choice of the word permanently would be puzzling. I doubt this theory though because I have noticed you using the word permanently on at least half a dozen other occasions and the usage was entirely correct each time. I was happy with my above hypothesis and would not have made this comment except that I then read your next comment which said that you're "permantly stuck in that form for a long period of time" which made me reconsider, because "a long period of time" and "a while" are synonymous. Then I noticed you had left an "en" out of your second permanently which suggested there was actually no semantic slip-up at all and that you were actually coining a new verb, with the mistake being that your first permanently had an erroneous "en" included in it. This theory is totally satisfying to me now, as all aspects of the puzzle have been solved and I can continue with my business. If I am right, please acknowledge, however if I am wrong please don't comment as the ensuing, or "suing" to coin a new verb of my own by borrowing your methods, confusion would only disturb me."
In actuality, I can change at will from human to werejohncandy whenever I want. The only reason I was stuck in werejohncandy form "permantely" was because of the effects of the Luna Eclipse, it does funny things to a werejohncandy you know - sometimes I ending up stuck in werejohncandy form or sometimes just morphing into John Candy or one of his characters - or sometimes I get stuck in mid transformation into werejohncandy form.
Guy also asked me if I'd like to be used as a "guinea pig" for an experiment performed by the Vactian in order to cure my werejohncandyism. Again, I respectfully declined this because like I said before I enjoy being a werejohncandy a WHOLE LOT and the other reason is that i'm not for sale. I refuse to be used as a "test subject" by the Vatican or any other cult that wishes to experiment on me.
And the story about the telepod incident ala the Fly is only partly true, it didn't not create my brother or the team of parodists we work with, my brother and I are twins and happen to share a birthday. However the part about Brundlefly III is unfortunately true, that was my brother who got turned into that thing in early 2005, it became an international headline - even Jay Leno made a joke about it in his Tonight show monologue. There's mention of that in the book of records you know, my brother is on the same page as the "Catman" (the guy who had surgery to resemble a feline) and the Lizardman. He was officially nicknamed as "The Amazing Human Fly".
http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/disney33.shtml
Guy offered to try and cure me of my condition but I respectively declined it because I'm perrfectly happy being one, it's a lot of fun.
A puzzled yet interested reader posted this:
"Dr Music, when you first said you're "permanently stuck in that form for a while" I was wondering if "a while" therefore means "to infinity" because otherwise your choice of the word permanently would be puzzling. I doubt this theory though because I have noticed you using the word permanently on at least half a dozen other occasions and the usage was entirely correct each time. I was happy with my above hypothesis and would not have made this comment except that I then read your next comment which said that you're "permantly stuck in that form for a long period of time" which made me reconsider, because "a long period of time" and "a while" are synonymous. Then I noticed you had left an "en" out of your second permanently which suggested there was actually no semantic slip-up at all and that you were actually coining a new verb, with the mistake being that your first permanently had an erroneous "en" included in it. This theory is totally satisfying to me now, as all aspects of the puzzle have been solved and I can continue with my business. If I am right, please acknowledge, however if I am wrong please don't comment as the ensuing, or "suing" to coin a new verb of my own by borrowing your methods, confusion would only disturb me."
In actuality, I can change at will from human to werejohncandy whenever I want. The only reason I was stuck in werejohncandy form "permantely" was because of the effects of the Luna Eclipse, it does funny things to a werejohncandy you know - sometimes I ending up stuck in werejohncandy form or sometimes just morphing into John Candy or one of his characters - or sometimes I get stuck in mid transformation into werejohncandy form.
Guy also asked me if I'd like to be used as a "guinea pig" for an experiment performed by the Vactian in order to cure my werejohncandyism. Again, I respectfully declined this because like I said before I enjoy being a werejohncandy a WHOLE LOT and the other reason is that i'm not for sale. I refuse to be used as a "test subject" by the Vatican or any other cult that wishes to experiment on me.
And the story about the telepod incident ala the Fly is only partly true, it didn't not create my brother or the team of parodists we work with, my brother and I are twins and happen to share a birthday. However the part about Brundlefly III is unfortunately true, that was my brother who got turned into that thing in early 2005, it became an international headline - even Jay Leno made a joke about it in his Tonight show monologue. There's mention of that in the book of records you know, my brother is on the same page as the "Catman" (the guy who had surgery to resemble a feline) and the Lizardman. He was officially nicknamed as "The Amazing Human Fly".
The plan
A while ago my friends and I were planning on going a trip to the Canadian woods to find a werejohncandy to fang that wretched hen Sarah Palin, it was actually made to be revenge for the time she shot a moose who happened to be a cousin of our friend Lance Halloway aka Weremoose. The plan never came to fruitation in the end though.
Andria came up with a plan involving her evil counterpart Airdna, but we have a slightly better one.
We're going to send Sarah an Audrey II plant. My brother spent 5 months growing it and teaching it to be bloodthirsty and scary using the grow your own audrey II kit. He is quite proud of it, he calls it Monstro.
Andria came up with a plan involving her evil counterpart Airdna, but we have a slightly better one.
We're going to send Sarah an Audrey II plant. My brother spent 5 months growing it and teaching it to be bloodthirsty and scary using the grow your own audrey II kit. He is quite proud of it, he calls it Monstro.
Friday 4 December 2009
Stage secrets
1. Getting to play not only Jay but his old tonight show characters as well.
2. The makeup. Very realistic. You couldn't even tell it was me.
3. The music. The music was very very nice.
4. The songs. The songs were a lot of fun. Again me and my brother wrote most of them with help from Chinstar and Tyrone The Terrible.
5.The special effects. There's some pretty cool special effects in both the stage and film versions of Leno. I liked the floating head effect we used for Beyondo- the glowing eyes were very cool. The lasers, flames and other pyrotechnics were awesome. I liked the flying across the stage during the Iron Jay musical number- that was fun.
6.The story. My brother and I first thought of the idea in early 2007, the story is quite a touching inspiration one- it's kind of like Jay's book Leading With My Chin- which is refered to as a title in the song Jay sings in the big finale titled Lead With Your Chin.
7. The screenplay. Words cannot describe how amazing the screenplay was. My brother and I wrote that all in one week.
8. The characters. The characters were a lot of fun especially the ones I got to play. Jay was a great role and I got a lot of critical acclaim for that part and won a Tony award, I looked very convincing as Jay- the makeup was so clever no one could tell it was me. All of Jay's tonight show sketch characters were really fun to play.
9. The premiere party. We had this huge Leno premiere party at Chinstar's mansion the day the film version of Leno came out in theatres. It was great, lots of people showed up including Jay Leno himself. The food was fantastic and everything was amazing. There were several props from the movie on display. We also showed everyone our latest addition to the Jay Leno Playtime Friend range of toys, the Singalong Jay Playtime Friend which sings songs from the stage and film version of Leno.
And finally...10. The production in general. Leno was such a fun production to do, we had a lot of fun making it. Both the stage and film version were a lot of fun to do. There's quite a lot of funny and facinating stories we like to tell people about the production including some behind the scenes trivia and some anecodotes. The production was so succesful both as a stage show and a film that it won several awards. Jay himself gave me lots of praise for my portrayal as him.
It was a lot of fun working on it and my brother and I had a blast. Getting to play Jay and his old tonight show sketch characters was a LOT of fun even though it was a little tricky deciding what the Great Beyondo character looked like, because I have only seen pictures and clips of Mr Brain and Iron Jay, and there's hardly any pictures of the Great Beyondo but there IS a description of him somewhere- the description says he is either a genie or ghost that can channel spirits from the great beyond. I really did not have a clue what Billy Tuttle, Beyondo, Evil Jay, and Bob Johnson looked like. I have seen a clip or two of Johnny Allegro the handsome garbage man it's basically Jay with a black wig, a mustache and a muscle suit hidden under a white shirt.
2. The makeup. Very realistic. You couldn't even tell it was me.
3. The music. The music was very very nice.
4. The songs. The songs were a lot of fun. Again me and my brother wrote most of them with help from Chinstar and Tyrone The Terrible.
5.The special effects. There's some pretty cool special effects in both the stage and film versions of Leno. I liked the floating head effect we used for Beyondo- the glowing eyes were very cool. The lasers, flames and other pyrotechnics were awesome. I liked the flying across the stage during the Iron Jay musical number- that was fun.
6.The story. My brother and I first thought of the idea in early 2007, the story is quite a touching inspiration one- it's kind of like Jay's book Leading With My Chin- which is refered to as a title in the song Jay sings in the big finale titled Lead With Your Chin.
7. The screenplay. Words cannot describe how amazing the screenplay was. My brother and I wrote that all in one week.
8. The characters. The characters were a lot of fun especially the ones I got to play. Jay was a great role and I got a lot of critical acclaim for that part and won a Tony award, I looked very convincing as Jay- the makeup was so clever no one could tell it was me. All of Jay's tonight show sketch characters were really fun to play.
9. The premiere party. We had this huge Leno premiere party at Chinstar's mansion the day the film version of Leno came out in theatres. It was great, lots of people showed up including Jay Leno himself. The food was fantastic and everything was amazing. There were several props from the movie on display. We also showed everyone our latest addition to the Jay Leno Playtime Friend range of toys, the Singalong Jay Playtime Friend which sings songs from the stage and film version of Leno.
And finally...10. The production in general. Leno was such a fun production to do, we had a lot of fun making it. Both the stage and film version were a lot of fun to do. There's quite a lot of funny and facinating stories we like to tell people about the production including some behind the scenes trivia and some anecodotes. The production was so succesful both as a stage show and a film that it won several awards. Jay himself gave me lots of praise for my portrayal as him.
It was a lot of fun working on it and my brother and I had a blast. Getting to play Jay and his old tonight show sketch characters was a LOT of fun even though it was a little tricky deciding what the Great Beyondo character looked like, because I have only seen pictures and clips of Mr Brain and Iron Jay, and there's hardly any pictures of the Great Beyondo but there IS a description of him somewhere- the description says he is either a genie or ghost that can channel spirits from the great beyond. I really did not have a clue what Billy Tuttle, Beyondo, Evil Jay, and Bob Johnson looked like. I have seen a clip or two of Johnny Allegro the handsome garbage man it's basically Jay with a black wig, a mustache and a muscle suit hidden under a white shirt.
Audrey II Contest
We got to judge a Little Shop Of Horrors contest earlier this week, the contestants had to grow and customise their own Audrey II plants.
All of the entries looked really stunning, but there were quite a few which stood out. One of which was Darth Rangoon's entry which was red with silver markings and a had a chrome base, also it speak several languages from the Star wars movies which I thought was impressive.
Kirsty's entry was a loving tribute to the late Michael Jackson, her Audrey ii plant had glitter on it's leaves and sang wonderful renditions of some of MJ's biggest hits.
Chinstar's entry was fantastic and had a wonderful superhero theme to it.
Tyrone The Terrible's Audrey II plant was very impressive and had a great Tim Burton inspired theme.
But the most impressive entry belonged to our local plant expert Terry McCoy also known as PlantLover of the Garden Club. His Audrey II plant was very unique and colourful, I also loved the sunglassess that the plant had on.
When it came time to pick the winner, it was rather hard for us to choose just one that stood out but after a long discussion, we decided that Terry's Audrey II plant was the best one yet. So congratulations to Terry McCoy and his wonderfully colourful and weirrrrd plant. He won a special edition Grow Your Own Audrey II Kit signed by my brother and I. All the runners up got great prizes too and they all got to have their photo taken for our local magazine.
All of the entries looked really stunning, but there were quite a few which stood out. One of which was Darth Rangoon's entry which was red with silver markings and a had a chrome base, also it speak several languages from the Star wars movies which I thought was impressive.
Kirsty's entry was a loving tribute to the late Michael Jackson, her Audrey ii plant had glitter on it's leaves and sang wonderful renditions of some of MJ's biggest hits.
Chinstar's entry was fantastic and had a wonderful superhero theme to it.
Tyrone The Terrible's Audrey II plant was very impressive and had a great Tim Burton inspired theme.
But the most impressive entry belonged to our local plant expert Terry McCoy also known as PlantLover of the Garden Club. His Audrey II plant was very unique and colourful, I also loved the sunglassess that the plant had on.
When it came time to pick the winner, it was rather hard for us to choose just one that stood out but after a long discussion, we decided that Terry's Audrey II plant was the best one yet. So congratulations to Terry McCoy and his wonderfully colourful and weirrrrd plant. He won a special edition Grow Your Own Audrey II Kit signed by my brother and I. All the runners up got great prizes too and they all got to have their photo taken for our local magazine.
Be kind and true
Do you believe in the werejohncandy? I certainly do. And you should too.
Chumsley is always full of wisdom. Chumsley's words of wisdom for today are treat other people the way you'd like to be treated.
One shouldn't act unkindly to others.
If you say mean things about the werejohncandy in general such as "There is no such thing as a werejohncandy" or "I don't believe in werejohncandies" , that would make Chumsley sad and I don't like it when he's sad, it breaks my heart to see him all sad like that.
Our friend Andria knows this because she inspired us to reintroduce Chumsley into the world- Chumsley was first invented by us in the early 80's.
And she would NEVER say anything mean, insulting, hurtful or insensitive about a werejohncandy like him.
So please do be kind and considerate to people and all creatures great and small especially werejohncandies.
As the mushabelly motto goes...be kind and dream - happy me to you.
Chumsley is always full of wisdom. Chumsley's words of wisdom for today are treat other people the way you'd like to be treated.
One shouldn't act unkindly to others.
If you say mean things about the werejohncandy in general such as "There is no such thing as a werejohncandy" or "I don't believe in werejohncandies" , that would make Chumsley sad and I don't like it when he's sad, it breaks my heart to see him all sad like that.
Our friend Andria knows this because she inspired us to reintroduce Chumsley into the world- Chumsley was first invented by us in the early 80's.
And she would NEVER say anything mean, insulting, hurtful or insensitive about a werejohncandy like him.
So please do be kind and considerate to people and all creatures great and small especially werejohncandies.
As the mushabelly motto goes...be kind and dream - happy me to you.
Thursday 3 December 2009
Foods
These are all the food and drinks from the show Chowder. We use some of these in potion recipes.
Balloon Animal Cookie
Blutterscotch Pudding
Blumbleberry Soufflé
Burple Nurple
Clabbage Cobbler
Clot Dog
Crazy Cake
Dumpling
Elemelon Doodle Coolers
Fire Snacker
Fish Stick
Fish Stone
Fleetloaf
Flibber-Flabber
Froggy Apple Crumple Thumpkin
Graspberry Chocolate Strudel Doodle
Grubble Gum
Hot Chocolate
House Of Cards Soufflé
Meanie Cream Cake
Meviled Eggs
Pickle In A Cup
Powdered Fleart
Puckerberry Squirt Tart
Roast Moast
Sandwich
Sing Bean
Snow Cone
Sparkle Spackle Pudding
Strawberry Pudding
Super Happy Cake
Tapioca Pudding
Thrice Cream
Tooty Booty Bean
Vanilla Pudding
Wedding Cake Revealed Ingredients:
Blutter
Bumbleberry
Butter
Caramel
Cinnamini Powder
Cherry
Chocolate
Clabbage
Cream
Egg
Elemelon Juice
Flava
Flibber-Flabber
Flores
Flour
Flushroom
Folk Music
Glumberger Cheese
Grabble
Grape Jelly
Grenape
Heuvos
Jingleberry
Ketchup
Lumpernickel Bread
Maple Bear Extract
Mayonnaise
Mint
Munion
Mushroom
Mustard
No Fruit
Onion
Pickle
Puckerberry
Raspberry
Reggae Music
Salsa Music
Sell Itself Berry
Sewer Dough Bread
Shmeg
Shemlon
Slomato
Snobbercolon Meat
Snore-Iander
Spice
Sugar
Squash
Strawberry Jelly
String Bean
Tears
Twelve Legged Cave Frog
Wa-Wa Melon
Wettuce
Vanilla
Bric-A-Broccoli Casserole
Clotted Cream Poofs
Frogberry Soufflé
Fumundama Cheese Crisps
Home Style Thunder Chickens In Raisin Jelly
Meatloaf
Old Thyme Cow Pie
Shwish Cheese Crisps
Balloon Animal Cookie
Blutterscotch Pudding
Blumbleberry Soufflé
Burple Nurple
Clabbage Cobbler
Clot Dog
Crazy Cake
Dumpling
Elemelon Doodle Coolers
Fire Snacker
Fish Stick
Fish Stone
Fleetloaf
Flibber-Flabber
Froggy Apple Crumple Thumpkin
Graspberry Chocolate Strudel Doodle
Grubble Gum
Hot Chocolate
House Of Cards Soufflé
Meanie Cream Cake
Meviled Eggs
Pickle In A Cup
Powdered Fleart
Puckerberry Squirt Tart
Roast Moast
Sandwich
Sing Bean
Snow Cone
Sparkle Spackle Pudding
Strawberry Pudding
Super Happy Cake
Tapioca Pudding
Thrice Cream
Tooty Booty Bean
Vanilla Pudding
Wedding Cake Revealed Ingredients:
Blutter
Bumbleberry
Butter
Caramel
Cinnamini Powder
Cherry
Chocolate
Clabbage
Cream
Egg
Elemelon Juice
Flava
Flibber-Flabber
Flores
Flour
Flushroom
Folk Music
Glumberger Cheese
Grabble
Grape Jelly
Grenape
Heuvos
Jingleberry
Ketchup
Lumpernickel Bread
Maple Bear Extract
Mayonnaise
Mint
Munion
Mushroom
Mustard
No Fruit
Onion
Pickle
Puckerberry
Raspberry
Reggae Music
Salsa Music
Sell Itself Berry
Sewer Dough Bread
Shmeg
Shemlon
Slomato
Snobbercolon Meat
Snore-Iander
Spice
Sugar
Squash
Strawberry Jelly
String Bean
Tears
Twelve Legged Cave Frog
Wa-Wa Melon
Wettuce
Vanilla
Bric-A-Broccoli Casserole
Clotted Cream Poofs
Frogberry Soufflé
Fumundama Cheese Crisps
Home Style Thunder Chickens In Raisin Jelly
Meatloaf
Old Thyme Cow Pie
Shwish Cheese Crisps
Wednesday 2 December 2009
Werekatt's archive
We stumbled upon werekatt's old archive earlier today. This site was one of our favourites, it had lots of transformations from comics, movies, tv and cartoons as well as several photomanips and tf related art.
Here is the link to it:
http://web.archive.org/web/20071028175006/transform.to/~werekatt/start.html
Unfortunately his site on transfur is no longer there, for some reason it got taken down.
It was a great site mind you, my brother and I visited it quite often. The photomanips of there were all wonderful, in fact we saved quite a lot of them.
We also loved to visit Kanada's TF Central which was another one with great tf art, mainly of Pokemon, Digimon, Animal, and Inaminate object tfs with a little Vore thrown in sometimes. Sadly that site got discontinued and taken down.
But Weremoose's site is still up, he has got a lot of great art and photomanips of him becoming animal/alien/monster characters from movies, cartoons and tv shows. He is a very busy guy but I'm sure one day he'll get around to updating it. He's one of my friends on Deviantart next to Fullmoonmaster, werekatt, NeoZeon, Oboten, Cfryin, and Arania. I love getting new deviantations from them (one of Weremoose's recent ones was of him turning into an aligator). Those guys also do tf related art and photomanips as well.
I've done quite a few Disney morphs myself, mainly of me becoming 6 of my favourite Disney villains which are Scar, Jafar, Pete, Shere Kahn, Ratigan, and Gaston.
There's also a lot of John Candy character morphs I used to do including Del Griffith, Buck Russell, Irv Blitzer, the Mawg from Spaceballs and Ox from Stripes. There's quite a few John Belushi ones I used to do - including a Jake Blues morph, a Samurai Fatuba, one Bluto from Animal House morph, and to some extent one morph of me into John Belushi himself. Also several werebelushi family morphs and photomanips including one of myself as a werebelushi and a werejackblack, one Werehurley one I did of my brother, and one WereJosh one I did of Joshua Loius Belushi. I also did a photomanip of Jade Belushi as a werebelushi just like her character in our Animal House tv show.
Those ones are all on my old computer which unfortunately died of system failure, if it hadn't died of system failure i would have been able to save all of these great morphs and photomanips I mentioned.
Here is the link to it:
http://web.archive.org/web/20071028175006/transform.to/~werekatt/start.html
Unfortunately his site on transfur is no longer there, for some reason it got taken down.
It was a great site mind you, my brother and I visited it quite often. The photomanips of there were all wonderful, in fact we saved quite a lot of them.
We also loved to visit Kanada's TF Central which was another one with great tf art, mainly of Pokemon, Digimon, Animal, and Inaminate object tfs with a little Vore thrown in sometimes. Sadly that site got discontinued and taken down.
But Weremoose's site is still up, he has got a lot of great art and photomanips of him becoming animal/alien/monster characters from movies, cartoons and tv shows. He is a very busy guy but I'm sure one day he'll get around to updating it. He's one of my friends on Deviantart next to Fullmoonmaster, werekatt, NeoZeon, Oboten, Cfryin, and Arania. I love getting new deviantations from them (one of Weremoose's recent ones was of him turning into an aligator). Those guys also do tf related art and photomanips as well.
I've done quite a few Disney morphs myself, mainly of me becoming 6 of my favourite Disney villains which are Scar, Jafar, Pete, Shere Kahn, Ratigan, and Gaston.
There's also a lot of John Candy character morphs I used to do including Del Griffith, Buck Russell, Irv Blitzer, the Mawg from Spaceballs and Ox from Stripes. There's quite a few John Belushi ones I used to do - including a Jake Blues morph, a Samurai Fatuba, one Bluto from Animal House morph, and to some extent one morph of me into John Belushi himself. Also several werebelushi family morphs and photomanips including one of myself as a werebelushi and a werejackblack, one Werehurley one I did of my brother, and one WereJosh one I did of Joshua Loius Belushi. I also did a photomanip of Jade Belushi as a werebelushi just like her character in our Animal House tv show.
Those ones are all on my old computer which unfortunately died of system failure, if it hadn't died of system failure i would have been able to save all of these great morphs and photomanips I mentioned.
Morphs and photomanips
I used to have a ton of John Candy pictures in one of the files on my other computer including morphs of me into John and some of his characters as well as several werejohncandy photomanips but everything became inaccessible after that computer died of system failure one day. It was so sad, what makes it worse is that my photoshop program which was working on this computer just three weeks ago doesn't work anymore because whenever I try to load it up I get a message saying "Styles file is bad or corrupted" and when it's finished loading it says "Application failed to launch correctly." I've been looking all over for a new photo-editing program to fill the void because I don't want to have to resort to using mspaint which really sucks.
By the way if you are wondering which morphing program I used to do my morphs, it was Abrosoft fantamorph 3 for most if not all of them and Abrosoft fantamorph 4.
I did a lot of photomanips on that old computer including one of our old friend Kirsty as a werecat and one of her as a Pikachu.
By the way if you are wondering which morphing program I used to do my morphs, it was Abrosoft fantamorph 3 for most if not all of them and Abrosoft fantamorph 4.
I did a lot of photomanips on that old computer including one of our old friend Kirsty as a werecat and one of her as a Pikachu.
John Candy collectables
Talking Cuddle Buddies:
- Buck (Uncle Buck)
- Del (Planes, Trains and Automobiles)
- Wink (Little Shop Of Horrors)
- Barf (Spaceballs)
- Frank (Armed And Dangerous)
- Pinky (Kavik)
- Tom (Volunteers)
- Freddie (Splash)
- Johnny LaRue (SCTV)
- Yosh Schmenge (SCTV)
- 5 Of the 5 Neat Guys (SCTV)
- Billy Sol Hurok (SCTV)
- Irv (Cool Runnings)
- Kalishak (Boris and Natasha)
- Jack Gable (Delirious)
- Dennis (Nothing But Trouble, Eldona is also available but she doesn't talk)
- Burton Mercer (Blues Brothers)
- John Borginin (Goin Beserk)
- Simonson (Silent Partner)
- Ollie (Clown Murders)
- Paule (Class Of 44)
- Yuri (Hostage For A Day)
- Augie (Once Upon A Crime)
- Den, Robot, Desk Sergent (Heavy Metal)
- Spider (David Steinberg Show)
- 2nd Son (Last Bride Of Salem)
- Kopek #1 (It seemed like a good idea at the time)
- Kopek #2 (Find The Lady)
- Dean Andrews (JFK)
- Pvt Foley (1941)
- C.D Marsh (Career Oppotunities)
- Danny (Only The Lonely)
- Bud (Canadian Bacon)
- Wilbur (Rescuer's Down Under)
- James (Wagons East)
- Harry Crumb (Who's Harry Crumb)
- Charlie (Speed Zone)
- Don the horse (Hot to Trot)
- Chet (Great Outdoors)
- Gus (Home Alone)
Action figures:
- Buck (Uncle Buck)
- Del (Planes, Trains and Automobiles)
- Wink (Little Shop Of Horrors)
- Barf (Spaceballs)
- Frank (Armed And Dangerous)
- Pinky (Kavik)
- Tom (Volunteers)
- Freddie (Splash)
- Johnny LaRue (SCTV)
- Yosh Schmenge (SCTV)
- 5 Of the 5 Neat Guys (SCTV)
- Billy Sol Hurok (SCTV)
- Irv (Cool Runnings)
- Kalishak (Boris and Natasha)
- Jack Gable (Delirious)
- Dennis and Eldona (Nothing But Trouble)
- Burton Mercer (Blues Brothers)
- John Borginin (Goin Beserk)
- Simonson (Silent Partner)
- Ollie (Clown Murders)
- Paule (Class Of 44)
- Yuri (Hostage For A Day)
- Augie (Once Upon A Crime)
- Den, Robot, Desk Sergent (Heavy Metal)
- Spider (David Steinberg Show)
- 2nd Son (Last Bride Of Salem)
- Kopek #1 (It seemed like a good idea at the time)
- Kopek #2 (Find The Lady)
- Dean Andrews (JFK)
- Pvt Foley (1941)
- C.D Marsh (Career Oppotunities)
- Danny (Only The Lonely)
- Bud (Canadian Bacon)
- James (Wagons East)
- Harry Crumb (Who's Harry Crumb)
- Charlie (Speed Zone)
- Don the horse (Hot to Trot)
- Chet (Great Outdoors)
- Gus (Home Alone)
Chumsley's Family range: Talking Cuddle Buddies
- Buddy (the dad)
- Laura (the mother)
- Chumsley
- Terry (younger brother of Chumsley)
- Cousin Charlie.
- Cousin Bill.
- Cousin Fred.
- Buck (Buddy's brother in law and Chumsley's favourite uncle)
- Ken (family pet, he's a koala)
Action Figures:
- Buddy (the dad)
- Laura (the mother)
- Chumsley
- Terry (younger brother of Chumsley)
- Cousin Charlie.
- Cousin Bill.
- Cousin Fred.
- Buck (Buddy's brother in law and Chumsley's favourite uncle)
Chumsley's Family range: Country Cousins
- Bobby
- Josie.
- Benjamin.
- Great Grandpa Louie.
- Sammy.
- Kevin.
- Thomas.
- Jake.
- Billy Bob.
- Katie.
- Marie.
- Christopher.
- Adam.
- Tammy.
- Sarah.
- Leo.
- Alvin.
- Michelle.
- Stevie.
- Camp Councellor John (Camp Candy)
- Me/Chumsley fusion (Werejohncandy)
- Werejohncandy plush.
- Deluxe John Candy talking Cuddle Buddy.
Believe
Do you believe in the werejohncandy? I certainly do. And you should too.
Chumsley is always full of wisdom. Chumsley's words of wisdom for today are treat other people the way you'd like to be treated.
Chumsley is always full of wisdom. Chumsley's words of wisdom for today are treat other people the way you'd like to be treated.
One shouldn't act unkindly to others.
If you say mean things about the werejohncandy in general such as "There is no such thing as a werejohncandy" or "I don't believe in werejohncandies" , that would make Chumsley sad and I don't like it when he's sad, it breaks my heart to see him all sad like that.
Our friend Andria knows this because she inspired us to reintroduce Chumsley into the world- Chumsley was first invented by us in the early 80's.
If you say mean things about the werejohncandy in general such as "There is no such thing as a werejohncandy" or "I don't believe in werejohncandies" , that would make Chumsley sad and I don't like it when he's sad, it breaks my heart to see him all sad like that.
Our friend Andria knows this because she inspired us to reintroduce Chumsley into the world- Chumsley was first invented by us in the early 80's.
And she would NEVER say anything mean, insulting, hurtful or insensitive about a werejohncandy like him.
So please do be kind and considerate to people and all creatures great and small especially werejohncandies.
Oh by the way, heres a picture of me as Chumsley.
So please do be kind and considerate to people and all creatures great and small especially werejohncandies.
Oh by the way, heres a picture of me as Chumsley.
Tuesday 1 December 2009
Good news
I have good news for everyone, Airdna has been captured and she'll no longer be bothering us again.
Thanks to the brilliant work of Andria Kilgor.
We would like to reward Andria with the title of Cyber Officer Of The Law.
Thanks to the brilliant work of Andria Kilgor.
We would like to reward Andria with the title of Cyber Officer Of The Law.
Courage the cowardly dog
In a comment recently Andria told us that one of her sisters was canabalised by a Hannibal Lecter expy.
This reminds me of an episode of Courage The Cowardly Dog. If you haven't heard of that cartoon we're going to tell you all about it.
It's about a little fuchia dog named Courage who lives in the middle of Nowhere, Kansas with a sweet old lady named Muriel and her mean husband Eustace. Creepy things always happen in Nowhere and often Courage has to save the day from the various villains, aliens, or monsters that are terrorising the place.
The episode Andria's comment reminded me of them is one of the episodes that features a feline villain by the name of Katz. In one episode he enters a candy making contest to beat Muriel (who won several times) and he has a machine that makes candy- but it also makes PEOPLE into candy as well.
In one episode there's a villain called the Cajun Fox who tries to make Granny stew out of Muriel.
This reminds me of an episode of Courage The Cowardly Dog. If you haven't heard of that cartoon we're going to tell you all about it.
It's about a little fuchia dog named Courage who lives in the middle of Nowhere, Kansas with a sweet old lady named Muriel and her mean husband Eustace. Creepy things always happen in Nowhere and often Courage has to save the day from the various villains, aliens, or monsters that are terrorising the place.
The episode Andria's comment reminded me of them is one of the episodes that features a feline villain by the name of Katz. In one episode he enters a candy making contest to beat Muriel (who won several times) and he has a machine that makes candy- but it also makes PEOPLE into candy as well.
In one episode there's a villain called the Cajun Fox who tries to make Granny stew out of Muriel.
The villains of Millitary Koalas
Donny Van Dingo
Donny Van Dingo is the sworn enemy of our heroes the Millitary Koalas, he is half man half Dingo. He is very vicious and at the same time clever.
Manogator
Donny Van Dingo's right hand gatorman, he is half man half aligator. He is quite powerful and deadly. He has a really powerful bite attack.
Spiderella
A sexy, and not to mention deadly spiderwoman. She can wall crawl, shoot webs, and can also poison innocent men with her toxic kiss.
Morlock the dropbear and his goons.
Morlock is a sinister but at the same time charming dropbear. He can use his evil charm to get anything he wants and is ruler of the down under underworld.
Zyrak, Spirit Of Darkness
Zyrak is the ancient spirit of darkness, he resembles a vampire bat. He can read minds and can also control the element of darkness.
Great White Steve
Steve is a shark man, he is very dangerous and also very tough and aggressive. He is a skilled fighter and swimmer. He serves as The Dragon for Dingo Dan.
Cesil the lizard man.
Cesil is a rather shifty lizard man. He is very good at camouflage and is also a skilled spy.
Howler
A marsupial werewolf who talks like Scooby Doo. He is rather comical in comparison to how menacing the other villains are.
Donny Van Dingo is the sworn enemy of our heroes the Millitary Koalas, he is half man half Dingo. He is very vicious and at the same time clever.
Manogator
Donny Van Dingo's right hand gatorman, he is half man half aligator. He is quite powerful and deadly. He has a really powerful bite attack.
Spiderella
A sexy, and not to mention deadly spiderwoman. She can wall crawl, shoot webs, and can also poison innocent men with her toxic kiss.
Morlock the dropbear and his goons.
Morlock is a sinister but at the same time charming dropbear. He can use his evil charm to get anything he wants and is ruler of the down under underworld.
Zyrak, Spirit Of Darkness
Zyrak is the ancient spirit of darkness, he resembles a vampire bat. He can read minds and can also control the element of darkness.
Great White Steve
Steve is a shark man, he is very dangerous and also very tough and aggressive. He is a skilled fighter and swimmer. He serves as The Dragon for Dingo Dan.
Cesil the lizard man.
Cesil is a rather shifty lizard man. He is very good at camouflage and is also a skilled spy.
Howler
A marsupial werewolf who talks like Scooby Doo. He is rather comical in comparison to how menacing the other villains are.
School days
School basically is PRISON for children, I mean those poor children have to endure class after class of horrible torturous lessons. The worse has to be PE class, it's like Survivor except much scarier. Then again there is Jump Jam which IS torture, they make the kids dance to some hideously out-dated pop music and copy the dance moves of their so called "leader". The instructor/leader mr Scott Irvine must be pure evil. It seems to me that a certain witch-like school prinicpal whose name is Hitchpzup Srm spelt backwards is trying a little bit too hard...she made up all those bogus rules and makes the students follow them, she's a real tyrant. The only thing worse from Jump Jam are those ridiculous school productions they make the kids take part in- the drama teacher Carl is in fact the WORST producer me and my brother have ever had the misfortune of working with. He RUINED a perfectly good screenplay of ours- we wanted the play about Egypt to be an action adventure movie but then he had to ruin it by changing the screenplay and turning it into a stupid, sappy musical. Damm that Carl! Damm him to hell! We were absolutely horrified when we saw it on stage- it was absolutely horrendous. Luckily we made a film adaptation but we got rid of the sappy musical element and made it more like Army Of Darkness, we even made the leader of the good guy army look like Bruce Campbell. Also, Mrs Heidi Courtsee was a total nutcase, she thought EVERYTHING we did was negative. She was ALWAYS complaining. She should see a psycheratrist or maybe someone like Oprah or Dr Phil. I think that teachers are NOT human at all- I think they're aliens. The school prinicpal was obviously a witch and that teacher aid Carol Selling was obviously related to the Crypt Keeper because she looks just like him.
Airdna is gone
Earlier this week controversy struck our blog as Andria's evil counterpart Airdna hacked into Andria's computer and blurted out obscene things on our blog. She also blurted out that there's no such thing as a werejohncandy which made Chumsley very very sad . It broke my heart to see Chumsley sad. *hugs Chumsley cuddle buddy* , it's okay Chumsley the mean lady is gone. Luckily Andria captured her and put a stop to her evil plans once and for all. We would like to thank Andria for her great work in capturing her evil counterpart, she'd make a swell cop one day. To reward her for her cooperation and excellent detective work, we're giving her 170,0000 dollars and a special edition gold statuette of her Millitary Koalas character.
Btw here is a photomanip of myself as a werejohncandy. I should made the belly a bit bigger but I think it's perfect anyway.
Monday 30 November 2009
Squick, Nightmare Fuel and Fetish Fuel
Nightmare Fuel
Written by Werejoshpeckprince and the TV Tropers, this song is a parody of the song Toxic Love from Ferngully and is about the Nightmare Fuel/High Octane Nightmare Fuel trope entry on TVTropes.org, it mentions all the different categories including Western Animation, Real Life, Folklore, Film, Live Action TV, Disney movies, Toys, and Books as well as music videos. It has a number of pop culture references. The trope name Nightmare Fuel comes from Mystery Science Theatre 3000- in which the b grade sci fi/horror films they were forced to watch were anything but scary but the kiddie ones like Merlin's Shop Of Mystical Wonders on the other hand were very frightening indeed. Also it makes some mention of Transformation Traumas which is a horrific transformation into some kind of horrible monstrosity, Body Horror refers to grotesque and utterly disgusting mutations happening to someone's body as demonstrated in David Cronenberg's movies, the Demonic Toys part is a nod to movies like Child's Play, and the And I Must Scream trope that is mention get it's name from a book called I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream- to get a better understanding of what this bit is about- imagine what would it be like to be turned to stone or even frozen in carbonite like Han Solo. Nightmare Fuel refers to something that was unintentional scary and made for kids while High Octane Nightmare Fuel refers to anything that was intentionally made to be scary.
Fetish Fuel
The second parody of Toxic Love, this one was published on Whatfreaks by Werejoshpeckprince and the tv tropers. This one is the opposite of Nightmare Fuel. While Nightmare Fuel is unintentionally made to scare, Fetish Fuel is intentionally made to turn people on. I would list examples of this but some are just too dirty and sick to be mentioned.
Tim Curry
This parody of Valerie is about actor Tim Curry- there are two versions of this, the Amiright version has "Ham it up' in the chorus while the Whatfreaks version has "sex it up" .
Squick
Squick which is a parody of Swim by Madonna is a song about the kind of gross, disgusting and just plain icky stuff you see in pop culture. Now any movie by David Cronenberg is bound to have a LOT of this stuff in it.
Written by Werejoshpeckprince and the TV Tropers, this song is a parody of the song Toxic Love from Ferngully and is about the Nightmare Fuel/High Octane Nightmare Fuel trope entry on TVTropes.org, it mentions all the different categories including Western Animation, Real Life, Folklore, Film, Live Action TV, Disney movies, Toys, and Books as well as music videos. It has a number of pop culture references. The trope name Nightmare Fuel comes from Mystery Science Theatre 3000- in which the b grade sci fi/horror films they were forced to watch were anything but scary but the kiddie ones like Merlin's Shop Of Mystical Wonders on the other hand were very frightening indeed. Also it makes some mention of Transformation Traumas which is a horrific transformation into some kind of horrible monstrosity, Body Horror refers to grotesque and utterly disgusting mutations happening to someone's body as demonstrated in David Cronenberg's movies, the Demonic Toys part is a nod to movies like Child's Play, and the And I Must Scream trope that is mention get it's name from a book called I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream- to get a better understanding of what this bit is about- imagine what would it be like to be turned to stone or even frozen in carbonite like Han Solo. Nightmare Fuel refers to something that was unintentional scary and made for kids while High Octane Nightmare Fuel refers to anything that was intentionally made to be scary.
Fetish Fuel
The second parody of Toxic Love, this one was published on Whatfreaks by Werejoshpeckprince and the tv tropers. This one is the opposite of Nightmare Fuel. While Nightmare Fuel is unintentionally made to scare, Fetish Fuel is intentionally made to turn people on. I would list examples of this but some are just too dirty and sick to be mentioned.
Tim Curry
This parody of Valerie is about actor Tim Curry- there are two versions of this, the Amiright version has "Ham it up' in the chorus while the Whatfreaks version has "sex it up" .
Squick
Squick which is a parody of Swim by Madonna is a song about the kind of gross, disgusting and just plain icky stuff you see in pop culture. Now any movie by David Cronenberg is bound to have a LOT of this stuff in it.
Amiright the movie
In early summer 2008 we released a movie about the parodists and editors on Amiright, it was a fantasy sci fi epic just like the film Heavy Metal, each of them had their own segment.
Here's how they were portrayed in their respective segments:
Here's how they were portrayed in their respective segments:
- Chucky G: A charismatic millionaire (the Steele Brigade segment).
- Agrimorfee: A Clint Eastwood style cop (Larry Stone segment)
- TSB: Geek turned superhero (Ben segment)
- Red Ant: Ant-like alien (Voyage segment)
- Jason: Space Commander (Voyage segment)
- Chinstar: Lantern jawed space captain (Captain Starling segment)
- Master Of Oz: Wiseman (Forbidden Land segment)
- Darth Rangoon: Hanover Fist type character who turns into a monster (Captain Starling segment).
- Dr Madness: The sum of all evils (Opening segment)
- My brother and I: Spaceship engineers (Voyage Segment)
- Andria: Green skinned warrior woman (Space Babe segment)
Creepy commercials
You what really creeps me out? Those commercials with food that appears to be sentient and able to talk! Talking food is really creepy.
One commercial that ALWAYS creeped me out as a kid were the Sugar Puffs adverts where there's some kid and there's a box of Sugar Puffs cereal and for some reason the kid tries to grab it but there's something that's preventing them from doing it so the kid yells...."I WANT MY...(in a gruff monster voice) HONEY!" and turn into this hairy yellow monster called the Honey Monster. Those adverts made me afraid of the Honey Monster for life.
Normally I like adverts where people turn into some kind of creature but those Sugar Puffs ones scared the hell out of me.
One commercial that ALWAYS creeped me out as a kid were the Sugar Puffs adverts where there's some kid and there's a box of Sugar Puffs cereal and for some reason the kid tries to grab it but there's something that's preventing them from doing it so the kid yells...."I WANT MY...(in a gruff monster voice) HONEY!" and turn into this hairy yellow monster called the Honey Monster. Those adverts made me afraid of the Honey Monster for life.
Normally I like adverts where people turn into some kind of creature but those Sugar Puffs ones scared the hell out of me.
Doizees movies and shows
Doizee Club movies:
The Doizee Club (1997)
The Doizee Club Goes To Mars (1998)
Doizee Club Safari (2000)
Doizee Club Pirate Adventure (2001)
Doizee Club Jungle Journey (2003)
Doizee Club Fairytale Quest (2004)
Doizee Club Dino Hunt (2005)
Doizee Club And The Ice Village (2006)
Doizee Club Egyptian Adventure (2007)
Doizee Club In Dreamworld (2008)
Doizee Club In The Big City (2009)
Note: Doizee Club Safari, Doizee Club Pirate Adventure, Doizee Club Jungle Journey, Doizee Club Fairytale Quest and Doizee Club Dino Hunt were all produced by Doizee herself- we were co-producers of those ones. We directed and produced the original movie and it's sequel, as well as Doizee Club And The Ice Village, Doizee Club Egyptian Adventure, Doizee Club in Dreamworld and Doizee Club In The Big City.
Doizee Club tv specials:
Doizee Club Storytime Village (1997)
Doizee Club Halloween Spooktacular (1998)
Doizee Club Funtime Xmas Special (2000, guest appearance by Jim Carrey)
Doizee Club Friendship Day Parade (2001)
Doizee Club Land Of Make Believe (2003)
Doizee Club Mermaid Adventure (2004)
Doizee Club Journey Across The World (2005)
Doizee Club Sweetheart Valentine's (2006)
Doizee Club Tall Tales (2007)
Doizee Club And The Golden Castle (2008)
Doizee Club Theme Park Adventure (2009)
The Doizee Club (1997)
The Doizee Club Goes To Mars (1998)
Doizee Club Safari (2000)
Doizee Club Pirate Adventure (2001)
Doizee Club Jungle Journey (2003)
Doizee Club Fairytale Quest (2004)
Doizee Club Dino Hunt (2005)
Doizee Club And The Ice Village (2006)
Doizee Club Egyptian Adventure (2007)
Doizee Club In Dreamworld (2008)
Doizee Club In The Big City (2009)
Note: Doizee Club Safari, Doizee Club Pirate Adventure, Doizee Club Jungle Journey, Doizee Club Fairytale Quest and Doizee Club Dino Hunt were all produced by Doizee herself- we were co-producers of those ones. We directed and produced the original movie and it's sequel, as well as Doizee Club And The Ice Village, Doizee Club Egyptian Adventure, Doizee Club in Dreamworld and Doizee Club In The Big City.
Doizee Club tv specials:
Doizee Club Storytime Village (1997)
Doizee Club Halloween Spooktacular (1998)
Doizee Club Funtime Xmas Special (2000, guest appearance by Jim Carrey)
Doizee Club Friendship Day Parade (2001)
Doizee Club Land Of Make Believe (2003)
Doizee Club Mermaid Adventure (2004)
Doizee Club Journey Across The World (2005)
Doizee Club Sweetheart Valentine's (2006)
Doizee Club Tall Tales (2007)
Doizee Club And The Golden Castle (2008)
Doizee Club Theme Park Adventure (2009)
John Hughes
On Thursday 6th August 2009,director John Hughes passed away- the cause of death: a heart attack.
John Hughes was the genius behind Planes, Trains and Automobiles (which I read is both Steve Martin and John Candy's favourite one they've been in), Uncle Buck and Sixteen Candles. His movies had characters we could ALL relate to in one way or another. Me and my brother were a bit like Ferris Bueller when we were in school- we would often ditch school on Thursdays to go off and have fun- especially when there was a sci fi convention. We quit school at the age of 17. John Hughes showed us what high school was really like and this was before Hannah Montana or High School Musical ever existed.
Me and my brother had a small cameo appearance in Weird Science. But it's a "blink and you'll miss it one" soon you'd have to freeze frame the dvd to spot us.
His movies were inspirational even today they have a impact on pop culture. In fact our children's show the Doizee Club and the movies based on it are heavily inspired by the works of this movie making genius. Our mascot Chumsley the werejohncandy is a composite of quite a few characters played by John Candy, in particular Del Griffith (Planes, Trains and Automobiles)and Buck Rusell (Uncle Buck). It also kind of helps that Chumsley has an uncle who concidentally is named Buck and is just like the title character from the movie. He was voiced by John Candy himself in the PSA's and animated shorts we did featuring him in the early 80's.
We wrote a song parody about him on Amiright once, but sadly when we got "banned" (which I think was unfair seeing as we didn't do anything wrong) All of our work got deleted including those cute songs we wrote about Chumsley (including the Chumsley and Friends theme song). The parody was called What's Your Fave John Hughes Movie and it was a parody of Don't You Forget About Me from The Breakfast Club. Most of the song parodies we did are included in our Greatest Hits cd- it's a 2 disc set. It has all the song parodies we have written and performed plus some megaremixes and some unreleased tracks such as a Chucky G Tribute song called the Mighty Chuck which is also a nod to an animated show we did called The League Of Parodists it features various Amiright Alumni as superheroes (Chucky G's the leader).
John Hughes is gone but not forgotten. We have recently made a Ferris Bueller cuddle buddy.
John Hughes was the genius behind Planes, Trains and Automobiles (which I read is both Steve Martin and John Candy's favourite one they've been in), Uncle Buck and Sixteen Candles. His movies had characters we could ALL relate to in one way or another. Me and my brother were a bit like Ferris Bueller when we were in school- we would often ditch school on Thursdays to go off and have fun- especially when there was a sci fi convention. We quit school at the age of 17. John Hughes showed us what high school was really like and this was before Hannah Montana or High School Musical ever existed.
Me and my brother had a small cameo appearance in Weird Science. But it's a "blink and you'll miss it one" soon you'd have to freeze frame the dvd to spot us.
His movies were inspirational even today they have a impact on pop culture. In fact our children's show the Doizee Club and the movies based on it are heavily inspired by the works of this movie making genius. Our mascot Chumsley the werejohncandy is a composite of quite a few characters played by John Candy, in particular Del Griffith (Planes, Trains and Automobiles)and Buck Rusell (Uncle Buck). It also kind of helps that Chumsley has an uncle who concidentally is named Buck and is just like the title character from the movie. He was voiced by John Candy himself in the PSA's and animated shorts we did featuring him in the early 80's.
We wrote a song parody about him on Amiright once, but sadly when we got "banned" (which I think was unfair seeing as we didn't do anything wrong) All of our work got deleted including those cute songs we wrote about Chumsley (including the Chumsley and Friends theme song). The parody was called What's Your Fave John Hughes Movie and it was a parody of Don't You Forget About Me from The Breakfast Club. Most of the song parodies we did are included in our Greatest Hits cd- it's a 2 disc set. It has all the song parodies we have written and performed plus some megaremixes and some unreleased tracks such as a Chucky G Tribute song called the Mighty Chuck which is also a nod to an animated show we did called The League Of Parodists it features various Amiright Alumni as superheroes (Chucky G's the leader).
John Hughes is gone but not forgotten. We have recently made a Ferris Bueller cuddle buddy.
Sunday 29 November 2009
The potion
We recently released a book of potion recipes, most of the ingredients for our potions come from various chemistry sets, while some are exotic food components from a place called Marzipan City.
You know that John Candyification potion we once tried to sell you guys on Amiright? It actually DOES work. The special ingredient is in fact love, and John Candy's sweat, as well as an exotic ingredient called Cinamini.
My actually transformation INTO John is a slow and gradual morphing process even though it could be considered similar to a Hulk-Out sequence.
You know that John Candyification potion we once tried to sell you guys on Amiright? It actually DOES work. The special ingredient is in fact love, and John Candy's sweat, as well as an exotic ingredient called Cinamini.
My actually transformation INTO John is a slow and gradual morphing process even though it could be considered similar to a Hulk-Out sequence.
Late Night Kids
Late Night Kids
This is a series of stories I’ve written about Little Jay and his friends.
Characters:
This is a series of stories I’ve written about Little Jay and his friends.
Characters:
- Little Jay
A cute cartoon version of Jay Leno, Little Jay is a little kid with a big chin and a heart to match it. Little Jay likes to tell jokes, play and have fun and acts as the official leader of the group of friends. Little Jay loves to eat anything with meat in it and he doesn't like vegetables as revealed in one episode when the "Nanny" tries to make him eat broccoli. Little Jay loves riding around on his mini motorcycle and playing with his toy cars which he has a lot of. In the Christmas episode he wrote a list for Santa consisting of various toy cars, motorcycles, and meat products.
- Kevin
Little Kevin is Jay's sidekick, he loves to play the drums and thinks Jay is the funniest kid in the world. Kevin is often refered to as Kev by Jay. In the Christmas episode he plays the part of the Little Drummer boy in the Christmas pagent.
- John and Ross
Lil John and Ross are Jay's two other best friends, both of them like to have a lot of fun with little Jay although sometimes Lil John is sometimes made fun of by the others.
- Lil Davey Letterman
Little Jay's best friend and sometimes playful rival Davey is a gap toothed goofball who loves to have lots of fun. His hobby is writing top ten lists of things, in the Christmas special he wrote a really long list for Santa which had more than 10 items on it.
- Paul
Little Paul is Davey's sidekick, he loves to play the keyboard. He loves hanging out with his friends and sometimes helps out.
- Little Johnny
The original leader of the Late Night Kids gang before he handed the title to Jay. Little Johnny is quite special, he's not only a good comedian he's also a great storyteller and his favourite game to play is a fortune telling game where he plays a character called Carnac the psychic kid.
- Ed
Ed is Little Johnny's happy go lucky sidekick, he laughs at all his friend's jokes and loves to laugh.
- Conan
Little Conan is a red haired scamp with long legs and a quirky sense of humour. He loves to play around with Little Jay sometimes and often fills in as leader when he isn't feeling well. Little Conan's favourite toy is Triumph The Comic Insult Puppy, a talking dog puppet that has two modes: Nice, and rude.
- Max
Little Conan's best friend, loves to play musical instruments just like Kevin and Paul.
- Jimmy
Little Jimmy Fallon is one of the two new additions to the Late Night Kids gang, he is shy and a little bit naive and he isn't quite as funny as the other members of the group but he's quite a good learner.
- Stevie
Little Stevie Colbert is the other new addition to the gang and possibly the most patriotic, he loves all things patriotic and American. His favourite toy is a flying toy eagle he calls Stevie II. Sometimes he comes across as a bit of a jerk but he's an overall inspirational kid. In the Christmas episode he writes a list for Santa consisting of patriotic items such as a Captain Americana action figure. He also has a dislike for bears so unlike most kids he doesn't sleep with a teddy bear, he sleeps with a plush groundhog. His favourite superhero is Captain Americana. He sometimes dressess up as him and pretends that he's a superhero.
Foods in chowder
These are all the different foods and drinks in the show Chowder.
Balloon Animal Cookie
Blutterscotch Pudding
Blumbleberry Soufflé
Burple Nurple
Clabbage Cobbler
Clot Dog
Crazy Cake
Dumpling
Elemelon Doodle Coolers
Fire Snacker
Fish Stick
Fish Stone
Fleetloaf
Flibber-Flabber
Froggy Apple Crumple Thumpkin
Graspberry Chocolate Strudel Doodle
Grubble Gum
Hot Chocolate
House Of Cards Soufflé
Meanie Cream Cake
Meviled Eggs
Pickle In A Cup
Powdered Fleart
Puckerberry Squirt Tart
Roast Moast
Sandwich
Sing Bean
Snow Cone
Sparkle Spackle Pudding
Strawberry Pudding
Super Happy Cake
Tapioca Pudding
Thrice Cream
Tooty Booty Bean
Vanilla Pudding
Wedding Cake Revealed Ingredients:
Blutter
Bumbleberry
Butter
Caramel
Cinnamini Powder
Cherry
Chocolate
Clabbage
Cream
Egg
Elemelon Juice
Flava
Flibber-Flabber
Flores
Flour
Flushroom
Folk Music
Glumberger Cheese
Grabble
Grape Jelly
Grenape
Heuvos
Jingleberry
Ketchup
Lumpernickel Bread
Maple Bear Extract
Mayonnaise
Mint
Munion
Mushroom
Mustard
No Fruit
Onion
Pickle
Puckerberry
Raspberry
Reggae Music
Salsa Music
Sell Itself Berry
Sewer Dough Bread
Shmeg
Shemlon
Slomato
Snobbercolon Meat
Snore-Iander
Spice
Sugar
Squash
Strawberry Jelly
String Bean
Tears
Twelve Legged Cave Frog
Wa-Wa Melon
Wettuce
Vanilla
Bric-A-Broccoli Casserole
Clotted Cream Poofs
Frogberry Soufflé
Fumundama Cheese Crisps
Home Style Thunder Chickens In Raisin Jelly
Meatloaf
Old Thyme Cow Pie
Shwish Cheese Crisps
Balloon Animal Cookie
Blutterscotch Pudding
Blumbleberry Soufflé
Burple Nurple
Clabbage Cobbler
Clot Dog
Crazy Cake
Dumpling
Elemelon Doodle Coolers
Fire Snacker
Fish Stick
Fish Stone
Fleetloaf
Flibber-Flabber
Froggy Apple Crumple Thumpkin
Graspberry Chocolate Strudel Doodle
Grubble Gum
Hot Chocolate
House Of Cards Soufflé
Meanie Cream Cake
Meviled Eggs
Pickle In A Cup
Powdered Fleart
Puckerberry Squirt Tart
Roast Moast
Sandwich
Sing Bean
Snow Cone
Sparkle Spackle Pudding
Strawberry Pudding
Super Happy Cake
Tapioca Pudding
Thrice Cream
Tooty Booty Bean
Vanilla Pudding
Wedding Cake Revealed Ingredients:
Blutter
Bumbleberry
Butter
Caramel
Cinnamini Powder
Cherry
Chocolate
Clabbage
Cream
Egg
Elemelon Juice
Flava
Flibber-Flabber
Flores
Flour
Flushroom
Folk Music
Glumberger Cheese
Grabble
Grape Jelly
Grenape
Heuvos
Jingleberry
Ketchup
Lumpernickel Bread
Maple Bear Extract
Mayonnaise
Mint
Munion
Mushroom
Mustard
No Fruit
Onion
Pickle
Puckerberry
Raspberry
Reggae Music
Salsa Music
Sell Itself Berry
Sewer Dough Bread
Shmeg
Shemlon
Slomato
Snobbercolon Meat
Snore-Iander
Spice
Sugar
Squash
Strawberry Jelly
String Bean
Tears
Twelve Legged Cave Frog
Wa-Wa Melon
Wettuce
Vanilla
Bric-A-Broccoli Casserole
Clotted Cream Poofs
Frogberry Soufflé
Fumundama Cheese Crisps
Home Style Thunder Chickens In Raisin Jelly
Meatloaf
Old Thyme Cow Pie
Shwish Cheese Crisps
Doizee facts
Facts about our insect friend Doizee.
- Much like Josh Peck, Doizee used to be chubby. However, she's very self concious of her appearance so she decided to lose some weight, so she undertook liposuction. However, it turned out wrong and she came out rail thin.
- Doizee has 4 kids, Doizee Jr, Doizee Jr 2, Countess, and Frankie.
- She is married to Cid. A male ladybug who works in the movie buisness.
- She has produced and starred in more than 10 Doizee Club films including quite a lot of tv specials.
- Unlike most ladyugs, Doizee eats flies instead of aphids- she also has a big appetite for almost anything. She'll eat almost anything. On ocassion she's been known to eat plates, bowls and homework. On occassion she will attempt to eat someone's hand.
- Her favourite movie is The Fly by David Cronenberg. She actually liked seeing Jeff Goldlbum turn into a human/fly hybrid thing, as she thought that he would be edible. Unfortunately Doizee thought it was real and several weeks after that tried to eat him. Jeff Goldblum filled a restraining order against her.
- She commuincates by squeeling or as she calls it.."skeeling". She'll "skeel' at just about anyone or anything.
- She's good at many things but unfortunately cooking isn't one of them. The first accident ever caused by her lousy cooking was when she accidentally set the house on fire after attempting to make a mother's day breakfast for her mother. Her mother sadly passed away a couple of months later.
- Her favourite Disney film is A Bug's Life. In fact, Francis the ladybug is her brother.
- Her favourite colour is red.
- She's not too bright unfortunately. She's a bit of a Ditz. But she's got some great ideas.
- She is mostly famous for The Doizee Club tv show and movies. Most nobably for inventing the "Silly Dance".
- Her first dramatic role was in the insect soap opera All My Offspring as the evil spoilt ladybug heiress.
Saturday 28 November 2009
The Master
Master Of Oz:
His full name is Matthew D. Ozmodius.
He is our mentor.
He is named after the Yu-Gi-Oh monster of the same name (which is a giant green koala with a mustache, boxing gloves, purple vest and a kangaroo's tail)
His favourite entertainer is Eddie Izzard.
His favourite animal: Koala.
He is the creator of the Millitary Koalas cartoon series and the voice of Nigel. Eddie Izzard does the voice of Nigel in Millitary Koalas: The Movie.
The idea for Millitary Koalas came about while he was looking up anthromorphic animal superheroes on Wikipedia, he originally wanted to do something with kangaroos but there was already a movie about a group of karate kangaroos it was called Warriors Of Virtue. So he decided to go with koalas instead.
He lives in a fantastic magical palace. It's the big shiny one with the image of a smiling koala on it.
He is the resident guru.
His song parody speciality is fantasy or sci fi related.
Favourite food: Salad.
He is extremely smart.
His favourite colours are blue, gold, red, and silver.
His costume is similar to the one worn by David Bowie in Labyrinth.
He has the powers of a master druid. His prefered animal form is a koala though, a talking koala that can fly.
His full name is Matthew D. Ozmodius.
He is our mentor.
He is named after the Yu-Gi-Oh monster of the same name (which is a giant green koala with a mustache, boxing gloves, purple vest and a kangaroo's tail)
His favourite entertainer is Eddie Izzard.
His favourite animal: Koala.
He is the creator of the Millitary Koalas cartoon series and the voice of Nigel. Eddie Izzard does the voice of Nigel in Millitary Koalas: The Movie.
The idea for Millitary Koalas came about while he was looking up anthromorphic animal superheroes on Wikipedia, he originally wanted to do something with kangaroos but there was already a movie about a group of karate kangaroos it was called Warriors Of Virtue. So he decided to go with koalas instead.
He lives in a fantastic magical palace. It's the big shiny one with the image of a smiling koala on it.
He is the resident guru.
His song parody speciality is fantasy or sci fi related.
Favourite food: Salad.
He is extremely smart.
His favourite colours are blue, gold, red, and silver.
His costume is similar to the one worn by David Bowie in Labyrinth.
He has the powers of a master druid. His prefered animal form is a koala though, a talking koala that can fly.
New kits and roleplay items
We've invented some new kits and roleplay items, you can get these in various different stores.
Kits:
Kits:
- Grow Your Own Sea Creature Kit
This is just those "Sea Monkeys" except it's better because you can actually SEE what the creatures look like. Just drop these little guys in water and then wait and see what kind of creature they'll grow up to be.
- Millitary Koalas Army Building Kit
This is a special kit for the Millitary Koalas role playing game, it comes with several models you can paint and customise so you can have your own squadron.
- Beanie Baby Fashion Kit
This kit has everything you need to make your beanies and other ty plushies look fabulous for special occassions. There's a closet where you'll find various outfits and costumes for your beanies, plenty of acessories, and more than a few different hats.
- Top Secret Spy Kit
This kit comes with cool spy stuff including a guide on how to be a master spy, also includes a pen which has invisible ink in it.
- Amazing Superhero Kit
This kit comes with all the things you need to be a crimefighter including a cool superhero flashlight.
- Talk To The Spirits Kit
This kit has everything you need to talk to people who are no longer with you like a mystic/psychic does. Unfortunately this one got recalled because of a ghost problem.
Roleplay items:
- Merperson Amulet
This is a special amulet that turns the wearer into a merperson giving them the ability to swim underwater. You'll temporarily grow a fish tail if you get accidentally splashed with water while you're wearing it though.
- Buzz Lightyear Jetpack with Wings
From our Toy Story range, this is a special jetpack with wings that will actually enable you to fly.
- Ratchet and Clank Ratchet Roleplay Set
From the line of products from the Ratchet and Clank movie, comes with yellow Ratchet lombax ears, a tail, gloves, pilot goggles, his trusty wrench and your very own Clank robot buddy who can be attached onto your back like a backback, comes with a selection of working gadgetron weapons and gadgets.
- Claw Glove
This special claw glove has more than 4 different settings including Amarant style ( named after the character Amarant from Final Fantasy IX), Freddy Krueger style, Wolverine style and Edward Scissorhands style.
- Chumsley WereJohnCandy Hands
These large John Candy-like hands are werejohncandy hands like the ones Chumsley has, they're modelled on John Candy's own hands, have brown fur on them and black clawed fingernails. You put these on and you'll be living large in no time. Unlike
- Chumsley WereJohnCandy Feet
Same as the hands except they're large feet with brown fur and black claws on them. They're great for crushing cans with and are also very comfortable to walk around in.
- Moon Jewel
This is a working replica of the magic jewel that Chumsley somestimes wears on his neck, it gives him the ability to turn from human to werejohncandy at will and it will do the same for you. It lights up under the light of the full moon.
- WereJohnCandy Transformation Kit
This is a very special roleplaying kit you can use to turn yourself into a werejohncandy like Chumsley. Comes with the Moon Jewel and several other items including the Heart Stone.
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