Sleep trouble

I had trouble sleeping last night let me tell ya.   I had this really horrible nightmare where I was in Hell for denying i was anything than what god made him and was forced to wear a fat furry Werejohncandy costume and dance around in it while the demons laughed at me.   It was so scary,  so frightening.    It was really scary and I couldn't speak or do anything about it.

Have you had any scary nightmares like this before?  If so,  don't be afraid to tell me all about them and what happened to you in them.

If you can think of one that is scarier than any of mine -  you get a prize.

Moderation

I've made a few modificiations to my blog,  one being that from now on I will only let people I choose view and read my blog and that includes Andria and my good deviantart friend Sam Porter aka Blackbluedawg.

The reason why is I don't want EDiots or MetoTURDS popping up and spurting out insulting comments on my blog.     Especially not DG aka Demongoat of Deviantart or ReverendDG as he's called here -  he's the worst of them -  says he's a reverend - one of those religious tyepwards who goes way over board the fire and brimstone nonsense and think everything is an abomination and that they should burn in hell. 

Meh,  he can just stick to his whole religious mumbo jumbo for all I care and I'll stick with my monsters.  After all i've got more important things to do.

I will still be moderating the comments on this blog though.

My backstory

My name is Nathan Forester aka Growler and I am a weregrinch,  but i'm like your typical weregrinch as I am a scientist,  animator,  and producer .



I have always been a huge Grinch lover ever since reading the original book while I was growing up and watching the tv special.



In additional to being a grinch-lover right from the start, I have dedicated my life to finding out more about them.



Ever since I saw Jim Carrey in How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) - I have always dreamed of becoming a grinch myself.


Now a lot of people seemed to think that I was insane because of this and I was even made the butt of the joke on Slapstick Anarchy, Encyclopedia Dramatica and Metokur.org, but I paid no attention to them.

My family and friends all know that I am sane including my dearest and closest friend Andria Kilgore who first discovered me on song parody themed website Amiright - she also knew that in fall 2007 I was framed for something I did not do and unjustly banned from the site.



Several years later on a trip to Universal Studios Hollywood, me and my monster gang were sight seeing and checking out the sets including the Psycho set which has the Grinch movie set on the other side of it when I spotted Jim Carrey, I  tried going up to him but Jim was too fast, and whizzed past me - but not before biting me on the arm. I was now afflicted with the curse of the weregrinch.



The following night after I underwent my first transformation into a weregrinch which was quite painful and scary at first - but overtime I  learned to get used to it. Since then I have always been a weregrinch and nothing else.



I also know how to control my transformations and grinch instincts - and still have a diet of human food even when in weregrinch form (even though I  do  eat some garbage from time to time). And I'm not grouchy like most grinches are, in fact despite my rather fearsome appearance when in weregrinch form I am an intelligent, soft spoken soul and wouldn't hurt anyone except my enemies.


I also go by the name Growler when i'm in his grinch form and often can be seen residing at Hillhurst hanging out with Flabber the phasm and the hilhurst monsters.



I have my own closet monster gang consisting of various interesting monster characters such as Ted (the Freddy Krueger-like being), Bunyip (the super strong koala-like creature with a high iq and a british accent), Jasey (the Jason Voorhees-like one), Bruce (the demigod who looks and acts a lot like Ash from the Evil Dead films), Jack (the Jack Nicholson-like werewolf), Zombo (a zombie who looks a lot like Griffin Dune in American Werewolf In London), Presto (the phasm), Sebastian (the demon who is also an attourney), Scare Bear (the possessed teddy bear), Mitchell (the MJ-like spellcaster), Edgar (the Tim Burtonesque demon who looks like Johnny Depp when in human form), Cleo (the egyptian mummy princess), Sarah (the Corpse Bride-like character), and Grincherella (the Shegrinch who resembles Carmen Electra when in human form).



During the day I dedicate myself to science, monsters and of course grinches - and I am always going on adventures with my monster friends at night fighting evil both online and offline such as the evil Habermann and his minions.

As the result of becoming a weregrinch I am friends with Jim Carrey the original weregrinch and makeup artist Rick Baker who I often visit at his studio.
 
 
And that is my backstory. 

Favourite movie director

Here's a question for you all -   who is your favourite movie director?  I'll tell you who mine are -  I love John Landis,   George Lucas,   Joe Dante,   John Carpenter,  Wes Craven,   Ron Howard,  Tim Burton,  Peter Jackson ,  the late John Hughes and Sam Raimi.   If you're with the superhero movie fan crowd you might know that Sam directed the Spiderman films - but if you're with the horror fan crowd you might know that ol Sammy is a close personal friend and collaborator of Bruce Campbell.    Bruce made a cameo at the end of the first Darkman film as the last disguise that the main protagonist puts on before he goes into the crowd (in the end credits it says Final Shemp -  a three stooges homage that Sam put in there). 

If you like gory films like Evil Dead and Peter Jackson's early films then you might want to check out Andria's blog,   I have been there lots of times and I am impressed by the work she has done and I hope that she keeps it up.

Also getting back to Sam Raimi,  i'd like to add that I was disapointed when I heard he was not going to be directing the 4th Spidey film.   As we had heard that Bruce was in talks to play Mysterio in it,  which I thought would be facinating - to see him playing an evil villain.   

Also interestingly enough Bruce is the voice of Lobster Johnson in Hellboy:  The Science Of Evil.   And the director of the two Hellboy films is thinking of having that character appear in the third film and is considering Bruce to play that part.

Claws or healing powers

Let's say you've been saving all your money up and selling everything in your possession just to get mutant powers.      Now that you're finally going to get mutant powers what kind of mutant power would you want and why?

You have to be real careful with your choice of mutant superpower,   like for instance if you were to have the same powers as Wolverine you would have to choose between the Adamantium claws or the mutant healing ability -  which would you choose?  I'd probably be smart and go with the mutant healing ability -  because that could come in useful -  and even though the claws are pretty awesome please note that there are several problems that could come with having those particular claws.

Now you probably think that I am a wimp for not choosing the claws,   but on the contary I am doing the smart thing by going with the healing ability as it could come in useful.   Besides I do NOT need the claws - I am a Weregrinch and as such as I already DO have claws.

If you were smart you would probably go with the healing ability to.   Because that way you would easily be able to recover from any attack the enemy throws at you.   

Our friend Andria

We would like to dedicate this post to a special friend of ours,   our friend Andria Kilgore.   Andria has been supporting me ever since my Amiright days and she realised that I had gotten framed and that getting banned from the site was unjust.

She also knows that I would not do anything to hurt my friends or family.    Also she knows not to believe anything that Encyclopedia Dramatica,   Metokur.org or Slapstick Anarchy says about me.

She is probably the only one who knows that i'm not a werejohncandy besides my bro and my real life friends.

In a way she is quite similar to quite a lot of famous Disney princessess -  she kind of resembles Ariel in a way except she has legs.     She also reminds me a bit of Fiona from Shrek except she's not an ogress.


Andria,   thanks for all the support -  you're the best online friend a guy could ever ask for.   And I hope that you'll keep supporting us both on Deviantart and on here.   And keep up the good work on that new blog of yours - it's always amusing looking at the gory and horrible things that have taken place in the photos on there.

I would like to appologise,  during my first time on Deviantart I played an elaborate joke on all my watchers and i claimed I was a natural born werejohncandy,   for that I say that I am sorry for pulling that joke on you -  as I am NOT really a werejohncandy of any kind -  I am a weregrinch.   So I hope you forgive me for that joke I pulled on you.  

All just a joke

The following statement I am about to make is true.



During mid summer of last year I claimed that I was a natural born werejohncandy - but alas it was NOT true - it was just an elaborate joke I was pulling on my watchers. But apparently some people think that it was all too real and by some people I mean Rents of Slapstick Anarchy, Habermann and his cronies on Metokur.org and Encyclopedia Dramatica - and to that I say - lighten up you sickos it was just a joke.


In actuality I am a weregrinch and I know what you're thinking - you're thinking "Where's the actual proof of you being one?" - Well it does so happen that I do have actually proof of it but is locked away safely in the vault to make sure that people like Rents, Habermann, or anyone who works for ED won't try and steal it.

And being a weregrinch is a lot of fun mind you and there is nothing like it I can tell you.


The truth is that the whole werejohncandy thing was a big joke - and there is no need for anyone to take it seriously.


I can honestly say that I am a weregrinch and I'm proud of it

A rather grim day

It's a rather grim day here in the lab and for two reasons,  one is because of the terrible weather we're having here and the other being that today is the anniversary of Michael Jackson's death.

I know you guys probably feel the same way about MJ as I do.    After all he was one of a kind.  There was no one quite like MJ.

We miss him and we hope you do too.

Comments

As you know my blog is open here for basically everyone and anyone with a Google ID but please remember to keep it clean in here.  Which is why i've put a message up in the comment form box and here is what the message box says: 

"Hi, Doc M here.

Got something you would like to talk about? Then leave me comments.

But please no spam, harrasment or trolling.

And absolutely no EDiots (Encyclopedia Dramatica worshippers) or MetoTURDs (Metokur.org fanatics) allowed. Any obscene or insulting comments left by any of these can and WILL be deleted on the spot. Off topic comments must be non flame war starting way and done in a casual fashion."

I will be moderating the comments that come on here,  but please remember to post in English - i've got countless comments over and over from someone in Japan which I couldn't translate.

Belated birthday greetings

Today we wish to give a happy belated b-day greeting to actor Bruce Campbell who just turned 52 yesterday.      Bruce truly is awesomeness personified and we hope that he will continue to be like that.  It would be disapointing if he stopped.

And speaking of Bruce,  here is a photo of my Bruce Campbell action figure.  He stands by my computer at all times and keeps me safe from trolls, deadites, and another pest that may come my way online or in real life.

So from all of us here at the lab,   happy belated birthday Bruce.   Hail to the king baby, hail to the king.

Thundercats HO!

If you were a kid growing up in the 80's chances are you probably know about Thundercats.    Now I came across this fanmade trailer for a live action Thundercats movie on Youtube and I think you should check it out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOrcRSNsnew&NR=1


A Thundercats movie would be great especially a live action one.  Because you know that would be a good idea.   If my brother and I were to do our own Thundercats movie my brother would be Lion-O,  Bruce Campbell would be Tygra,  Andria would be Cheetara,    my close personal friend Dan would be Panthro, and Joshua Loius Belushi would be Wiley Cat and Kat would played by his older sister Jade.    The voice of Snarf would probably be done by Frank Welker.

And we would try to stay faithful to the original animated series as possible,  because as you know most cartoon to live action movie adaptations don't turn out as good as planned.

Monster mondays

Hello there monster lovers,   it's monster monday here in the lab -  and you what that means -  monstrous fun all around.    What are your favourite kinds of monsters?  My personal favourite are grinches.   You know they've quite wonderful creatures,  and so misunderstood too.

Of course I have seen plenty of grinches around my neighhbourhood,  I also happen to be a weregrinch.  Don't worry,  I don't bite.

I hope you all enjoy your monster monday.

Kid at heart

A lot of people seem to think i'm creepy just because I like children's tv shows and movies, but in actuality there is nothing creepy about it.




There are a LOT of cartoons that both parents and children adore - both old and new. Like Spongebob for example, I mean the president of the United States loves it.



You can never be too old for cartoons and other kid shows especially old school ones from the 70's, 80's, and 90's. Was there a show you were hooked on as a kid? If so what show was that and what was it about that show that got you interested in it?



I myself enjoy quite a lot of superhero shows, like Power Rangers, Beetleborgs, Masked Rider, Mystic Knights, Batman: The Animated Series and the 90's Spiderman cartoon. I also like shows about monsters and scary things like Goosebumps, Tales From The Darkside, Tales From The Crypt, So Weird, And Are You Afraid Of The Dark.



Of course a lot of people enjoy classic disney films and shows especially ones like Tail Spin or my personal favourite - Gargoyles.



And also more than a few people like the work of director Don Bluth, especially the films Titan A.E, Anastasia, The Pebble And The Penguin and the underated classic Rock-A-Doodle (that Grand Duke is one great villain)



The work of the late Jim Henson still continues to inspire and a lot of people still like the Muppets and Fraggle Rock as well as Labyrinth (including a certain group of fans who are all about David Bowie's pants), Dark Crystal, and Dinosaurs.



Also you can not go wrong with Aardman, their animations are simply marvelous - especially their animated shorts, Wallace and Gromit, and their feature films including Flushed Away, Curse Of The Wererabbit and of course Chicken Run.



If only there were shows like Moppatop's Shop around today.

Sarah

Now I know that a lot of you have noticed that i have posted various photos of my friend Sarah Rainhart in face paint.   

Now despite what you may have heard,  I'm NOT a pedophile and I deffinately did NOT abduct her and lock her in my closet.   

She trusts me,  and she let me do her face paints - and she simply loves all the characters she got made up as.    

She is now all grown up and has a career as a librarian.  In a way she kind of reminds me of Belle from Beauty And The Beast.

She appears in quite a few of our productions too.

I recently took some photos of her in an Avatar inspired Na'vi makeup -  but the makeup itself didn't turn out like it was originally planned.   

Closet monsters movie figures

Our latest feature film has just come out in cinemas, it is a motion picture based on my animated series Closet Monsters:  Defenders Of The Night and features a combination of live action and animation and stars me,  my brother,   Andria Kilgore,  Sam aka Blackbluedawg of Deviantart and a rather colourful voice cast including Sarah Michelle Gellar,  Johnny Depp,   Bruce Campbell,   Robert Englund and  Harland Williams.

Action figures:

• Morping Nathan (changes from human to weregrinch form with  a press of a button - the weregrinch has glowing eyes, claw swipe action and growls when you press a button on his stand)
• Blaster Action Bruce (comes with his boomstick and attachable chainsaw hand,  says lines from the Evil Dead films,   and has angel wings that pop-out Buzz Lightyear style)
• Surprise Attack Scare Bear (jumps out and has knife swiping action)
• Dream Master Ted (dressed in dream master appeal,  says quips from the Nightmare On Elm Street films and has claw swipe action)
• Peek A Boo Jasey (similar to the Surprise Attack Scare Bear toy,   except it turns invisible)
• Camouflage Grincherella (dressed in army camo gear,  blends in with anything green)
• Collapsing Zombo and Sarah (fall apart but come back together automatically)
• Spell Power Presto (floats and shoots magical blasts of energy)
• Wild Rush Jack (growls, has light up eyes and claw swipe action)
• Magic Moonwalkin Mitchell (really moonwalks and shoots magical energy blasts)
• Brain Power Bunyip (lifts weights while reading a novel)
• Quick Change Cleo (her outfit changes from her egyptian princess outfit to her battle armour when you press a button on her necklace)
• Game Face Edgar (press a button on his stand and he turns from human to tim burtonesque demon form,  has glowing eyes and wing flapping action when in demon form)
• Sam aka Blackbluedawg (transforms from his human form to his blue dog monster form)
• Andria Kilgore (transforms from human to cat-woman form,  also has tail swiping action and comes with attachable battle armour)
• Sampson (has super kicking action)
• Jim Carrey (transforms from his human form into the weregrinch)

These action figures are available in stores now along with a series of plush Cuddle Buddies,  each action figure comes with a trading card with a holographic picture of the character on the front and cool facts about them on the back.

About me

I'm going to tell you about me,  and this is the truth by the way - so don't listen to anything Metokur.org says about me.
I am  a scientist, writer, animator and performer. In terms of looks I am lot like Johnny Depp and I am quite intelligent, mysterious, and talented.




And despite the rumours that have been going around I am not an aspie, nor am I gay, or a pedophile. In fact I am actually quite nice both online and off, and contrary to what a certain troll by the name of Demongoat thinks - I am most deffinately NOT a mary sue. In fact the primary reason I am immortal is because of the fact I  am a weregrinch.



I have a lot of close friends both in real life and online, I also have a lot of monster friends as well including my closet monster and attic monster gangs. I also have a lot of celebrity friends as well.



I havea great sense of humour and loves just about any film from the 1970's, 1980's and the 1990's - I also love all Jim Carrey films especially The Grinch - my favourite singers include Elvis, MJ, Metallica, David Bowie, Cher, Iron Maiden, Tenacious D, KISS, Genesis, Duran Duran, Meatloaf and The Rolling Stones. I love 70's/80's/90's music as well.



I have a love of monsters and my favourite kind of monsters are grinches of all kinds - I have dreamed of turning into one myself ever since seeing Jim Carrey in How The Grinch Stole Christmas. And since I got turned into a weregrinch - that dream has come true.


My favourite actors include Jim Carrey and Bruce Campbell along with the late John Candy and several old school comedians

One of my dearest and closest friends is the lovely Andria Kilgore.   Who might I add is a real sport, she's very nice and has been supporting me since my Amiright days.

Ask For Babs

Have you ever wondered what the little promo bit at the end of some Universal Studios films during the 70's and 80's is?

During the 70's and 80's Universal studios films used to have a promo that appeared after the end credits that said.."When In Hollywood, visit Universal Studios...ask for Babs."

This particular bit appeared after the end credits of their films during the 1970's and 80's - the first of which being Animal House which has a character named Babs (one of the female co-eds that Belushi's character spies on and a member of the Omega House) who according to the Where Are They Now segment became a tour guide at Universal - which is the origin the "Ask For Babs" part of the "When In Hollywood, visit Universal Studios -" bit.

The "When In Hollywood, Visit Universal Studios - Ask For Babs" Promo bit also appeared after the end credits of other Universal studios films in the 1980's as well such as American Werewolf In London, Trading Places, The Blues Brothers, The Great Outdoors and Uncle Buck (both starring the late John Candy).

Remembering MJ

We are drawing closer to the date of death of the late Michael Jackson,  all of us here in the lab miss him and I hope all you guys do too.

What were some of the things that you liked about Michael?  Some of the things I liked about him where his sense of humour,  his dancing, his singing, and his overall wonderful personality.    MJ always had a child-like innocence to him - and that is what made him unique -  he was rather talented too.

And my brother and I knew he was innocent the whole time,  he was deffinately not a pedophile - in fact he cared very much for children and not just his own children either but other children including sick children.  In fact he'd often let them come to visit him at his Neverland Valley Ranch,  to give them the childhood experience that he himself never had because of his rough upbringing and his father's rather abusive ways.

R.I.P MJ,   we all miss you a whole lot -  you will always be remembered.

Attention freddy fans

Are you a Freddy fan?   Then pass this on to fellow Freddy Krueger fans on Deviantart.   This is something all Freddy fans should know about:

http://dreamrevolution.deviantart.com/#/d2s0i1d

It has a petition to get Robert Englund (the original Freddy) up on the hollywood walk of fame.

New tales from the web

In this latest tale,  a group of annoying trolls on Metokur.org who drive our hero insane with terrible impersonations of him and various comedians claiming that his characters suck get what's coming to them.

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There were a group of trolls on Metokur.org known as The Imposters, they drove Nathan insane with their terrible impersonations of him and various comedians - claiming that his work sucked which of course it didn't.




One evening they were about to post another series of insulting comments, but what they didn't know is that something - or SOMEONE was watching them the whole time where they were doing it. The Bruce Campbell statue that had mysteriously appeared on their front lawn earlier that day was starting to crack apart as the sun came down.



"What the hell?" One of the members of The Imposters exclaimed.



"The statue...it's breaking apart." Another member spluttered.



"Look! Someone is coming out of the statue." One of the other members responded.



Indeed, someone was coming out of the statue, and not just anyone - it was a rather handsome man who looked a lot like Ash from the Evil Dead films and had a chainsaw in the place of his left arm and a 12 gauge remmington shotgun strapped to his back.



"Alright you primitive screwheads listen up." The man exclaimed in his very Bruce Campbell-like manner.



"Who the hell are you?" One member of the Imposters group retorted.



"I am Bruce - the super awesome demigod - and this is my BOOMSTICK!" The man responded, pointing his gun at that particular member of that group.



"Yeah right, if you're a demi-god then i'm a dancing chicken." One of the other members retorted.



"That can be arranged." Bruce quipped.



And with that Bruce clicked his fingers and in a snap - that particular group member was transformed into a dancing chicken.



"Hey what the?" He exclaimed.



"Alright, who's next?" Bruce exclaimed.



The rest of the group members stood there quivering in fear.



"That's what I thought. I'm here to teach you a lot a lesson." Bruce told them.



"But we haven't done anything wrong." One member of the group butted in.



"Well it says here that you've been pissing my friend Nathan off by doing bad impersonations of him and various different comedians and saying that his work sucks." Bruce responded.



"But his characters all suck." One member retorted.



"No they don't. And you fail to see that - because like most MetoTARDS - you have no regard for the feelings and wellbeing of others - all you do is try to put them down with your insulting comments." Bruce responded, smirking.



"So what?" Another member of the group retorted.



"So...people like you have no real lives or jobs, and have no brain and hearts of stone." Bruce responded. "Which is why I know what the perfect punishment for you lot is going to be."



And with that Bruce smirked, then raised his right hand and pointed at all the members of the group while giving them a stern, imtimidating Clint Eastwood style glare - his eyes becoming like flames.



"For your misdeeds, your punishment shall be that you all get turned into statues." He informed them.



He then got out his demigod spellbook and looked through it to find the right spell, when he found the spell apprioately titled Medusa's Evil Eye Stare, he gave every member of the group that same imtimidating Clint Eastwood glare - but this time his eyes turned red and a beam of magical demigod came out from them.



Very slowly one by one, the group members found themselves turning all grey as their skin became all hard and stone-like, they tried to move but every single part of their body became stone-like.



"We're sorry, please stop." One member begged.



"I'm sorry, but you deserve this for the way you've been acting." Bruce responded.



The group members all tried crying out, but their cries were in vain as the last part of them to turn to stone were their faces. When the spell was finished, they all stood there - now they were stone statues standing there as still as can be.



"Perfect!" Bruce said, smiling. "You know what...I think there may be a use for you lot after all....you'd all look very nice on Nathan's lawn."



And with that Bruce closed his eyes, concentrated really hard and a pair of angel-like wings grew out of his back as he flew off home back to Nathan's place - he also teleported the now statuefied members of The Imposters over to Nathan's backyard.



As for The Imposters group, they spent the rest of eternity as statues on Nathan's backyard lawn - where they proved to be more useful than they ever did before.



Remember it is not wise to piss Nathan off, or Bruce will have something to say about it.
 

Something grinchy

There have recently been reported sightings of a grinch or weregrinch in our neighbourhood.  It is really facinating.    I admire grinches a whole lot,  as they have many admirable traits.   As you know i myself am a weregrinch,  but you won't tell that secret to anyone will you?

The next full moon is on the 26th of June,  so be on the look out for a weregrinch.    You know there are quite a lot of them lurking in our neighbourhood.

I myself am slowly becoming more and more grinch-like,  but don't be afraid -  i won't hurt you.   Of course as i am typing this i might be transforming into my weregrinch form -  or not -  i can never tell.

Morphing into Jim

As you know i'm a  huge fan and friend of comedian Jim Carrey, sometimes as a side-effect of watching several movies with him in them I find myself morphing INTO Jim or one of his characters in addition to the whole weregrinch thing. Sometimes I transform involuntarily as well. The only Jim movie characters I don't turn into after watching their respective movies are Horton, Ebenezer Scrooge or the Ghosts of Christmas past, present and future, Wiploc, or Mark Kendal from Once Bitten.




The Mask



Sometimes while watching the Mask, I find myself morphing into Stanley Ipkiss and then his green faced super alter ego The Mask, which some people find hillarious.



Ace Ventura



After watching Ace Ventura, I literally turn INTO Ace himself, including taking on several of his personality traits and mannerisms. I also at this stage develops pet detective skills.



Dumb and Dumber



I briefly become Lloyd Christmas for a while, which of course is quite funny to watch.



The Cable Guy



I undergo the scariest transformation either, I become Chip Douglas from the Cable Guy. Probably my least favourite Jim transformation because of how creepy it is - even I am creeped out while being the character.



Liar Liar



I find myself becoming Fletcher Reede after i watch this particular movie.



Me, Myself and Irene



I either become Charlie or Hank, which sometimes can get confusing.



The Truman Show



I finds myself turning INTO Truman Burbank which is sort of weird at first but I get used to it.



Man On The Moon



I become Andy Kaufman which is hysterical. It's this transformation I particularly enjoy doing sometimes at parties.



Lemony Snicket



I become Count Olaf.



The Number 23



Probably the most intense transformation of all, I myself turning into Walter then become Fingerling - quite dark and intense.



How The Grinch Stole Christmas



My absolute favourite Jim movie and my absolute favourite Jim character TF - I find myself turning into The Grinch, in itself is made to be a parody of a typical horror movie transformation sequence and unfortunately this particular transformation can be really hard on the clothes.



Batman Forever



I turn into the Riddler, which proves to be hours of non-stop fun.



Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind



I find himself becoming Joel, which is quite a facination one.



Bruce Almighty



I find myselfmorping into Bruce Nolan and developing god-like powers which sometimes causes tension when Bruce of my closet monster gang shows up.



Jim Carrey Online



As a result of frequently visiting this site I often finding myself actually morph INTO Jim at the time, which causes the many female fans on the site to go crazy then chase me which is hillarious sometimes.



JimCarrey.com


As a result of Jim Carrey's official site I wind up turning into Jim or one of his characters and then being teleported into the realm of the site itself. Things can get pretty crazy after that - as often I find myself getting lost in it and can't get out.
 
 
 

Sampson's gang

I'd like you to meet my brother's monster gang.




Skyler

Skyler is a blue and gold pegasus with an inquistive personality, he can fly and is very powerful. He is rather elegant looking and has a love of adventure.



Armstrong

Armstrong is a Frankenstein-like being who resembles actor Tom Hanks, he is the strongest monster of them all. He may seem like a big brute but he actually is rather smart.



Steve

Steve is a big kangaroo monster who is a lot like the late Steve Irwin even has his accent - he is also a friend of Bunyip's.



Luka

Luka is a werebelushi who is a lot like Marlon Brando in The Godfather, when there's a problem too big for Nathan or Sampson himself - Luka is usually the one to turn to.



Melissa

Melissa is a Planet Of The Apes type ape, she resembles Ari quite a bit and is quite skilled at martial arts.





Jambini

Jambini is a genie who lives in a lava lamp, he is a lot like the Genie from Disney's Aladdin and is friends with Presto.



Sqwuakers McCaw

He is a bird-like creature resembling a McCaw, he is a lot like Iago in terms of personality and sounds a lot like his voice actor Gilbert Gottfried.



Tabitha

Tabitha is a tiger-like creature resembling Master Tigress from Kung Fu Panda, she is rather spunky.



Edmund

A fox-like creature with a high IQ and a British accent, he is named after Edmund Blackadder (the character played by Rowan Atkinson on the show Blackadder) and has the dry sense of humour and sharp wit to match. He is frequently seen with a small gerbil-like creature named Baldrick.



Rob

Rob is a grinch who in human form looks a lot like Robbie Rotten from the Nick Jr show Lazytown, he is rather wacky and is a bit of a prankster - he is also a master of disguise.



Ivar



Ivar is a fellow demigod just like Bruce of Nathan's closet monster gang, Ivar looks a lot like Snake Plitzkin from Escape From New York/Escape From L.A.



Lenny

Lenny is a creature similar to the leprechaun from the Leprechaun movies, he is very good with magic and is quite powerful despite his small size.



Brad

Brad is a ghost who looks and sounds a lot like Kenny from South Park, and much like Kenny he's had many brushes with death and lived to tell, he also likes to bring bad luck to his enemies.



Gerald

Gerald is a large demon who looks a lot like Hellboy, and despite the fact he is large and imposing he actually is a big softie.



Helga
An ogress, she looks a lot like Princess Fiona when in human form and in ogress from - she also knows martial arts and is a good singer.



Milo

Milo is a dog-like monster who looks a lot like the dog from The Mask - and when there's trouble near he puts on an ancient viking mask and turns into a green faced superdog.



Butch

Butch is a fat cat monster who looks like a cross between Garfield and Eric Cartman, he sometimes picks on Brad - in terms of personality he is a lot like Cartman with a bit of Garfield thrown in. He loves to eat.



Lucas
Lucas is a racoon-like creature who is a lot like Kyle Brofolaski, Butch doesn't like him at all and is often made the butt of the joke because of this.



Travis
Travis is a lizard-like being who is a lot like Stan Marsh, he is quite nervous especially when around girls. But he's usually the one to talk some sense into Butch.



Stu
Stu is a gremlin who is a lot like Stewie from Family Guy and even has his voice, Stu is also somewhat of an inventor. He often dreams of ruling the world.



Douglas


Another dog-like monster, he resembles Brian and has a lot of similarities to him in terms of personality - he even has his voice. In his spare time he likes to work on his novel - which is usually about the adventures of Nathan and his monster gang.

Website realms

These are the various different website realms that can be accessed via the stargate portal I have.   

Highly recommend ones:

Deviantart Universe



A stylish art based realm centered around the website known as Deviantart, Nathan and several of his online acquintances appear in this realm in the form of what their online avatar represents.



Wikipedia Universe



A serene knowledge based realm centered around Wikipedia - made to represent all that is good and right about the internet - the main building in the Wikipedia universe is the hall of knowledge which is like a huge library full of books and magazines and various articles about people, places, and other things - there are many other realms including the Muppet Wiki realm which is centured around the works of the late Jim Henson and is inhabitated by various characters from Jim Henson's tv shows and films.



Bittersweet and Strange Universe



A fantastic realm centered around the Disney's Beauty And The Beast fansite Bittersweet and Strange - several parts of the realm are made to look like settings from the movie including a tavern named Gaston's Tavern which is a place where Bruce often visits and hangs with Gaston, Lefou and the official Gaston fanbase The Gastonians - this particular part of the realm is owned by a woman simply known as TrudiRose.



Wikiality Universe



This is a Marvel inspired realm themed around Stephen Colbert's own Wiki. It's a place where Stephen the extremely patriotic eagle man often visits to have intelligent conversations with the man himself and his eagle Stephen Jr. Stephen Colbert sometimes appears in his superpowered monster form The Rampaging Colbert who is a lot like The Hulk especially when doing heroic missions with Bruce or Jeff.



Johncandy.com Universe



This realm is centered around the works of the late comedian John Candy, it is Chumsley's favourite and it is a lot like the Happy Valley. A very happy place where fans can remember the comedian for his brilliant work in movies and tv - quite a lot of his characters appear here and Chumsley and Cassie get along well with every one of them.



Jim Carrey Online Universe



This realm is a delightfully kooky realm themed around the popular Jim Carrey fansite known as Jim Carrey Online, the inhabitats are equally as kooky as Jim himself - most notably Fluffy, Cotton, CableGal, GrinchySteve, and to a lesser extent Countess Olafina Squalor. On numerous occassions they tell stories about sightings they've seen of Jim at various different places.



Tim Burton Collective Universe



Edgar's favourite realm, centered around the works of director Tim Burton and made to look rather Tim Burtonesque in itself - almost resembling something from Coraline in many ways. Many Tim Burton film characters inhabit this realm.



JimCarrey.com Universe
Possibly my favourite realm, this realm is centered around the official website of comedian Jim Carrey - upon entering this realm you'll find that is indeed a lot like the site itself including the various Jim characters that show up in different parts of the realm - also to some extent a lot of people seem to really enjoy the cute little bird with Jim's head on it - this particular bird often says a lot of the other things that Jim himself has been tweeting on Twitter. Jim himself also shows up on the site both in human and weregrinch form - as do I.



Inside The Lab With Doc M Universe
A fanatastic sci fi fantasy realm centered around Nathan's own blog, here Nathan can hang out with his monster friends without having to put up with trolls bothering him.



Shock Me Baby Universe


A David Cronenberg inspired realm centered around Andria Kilgore's own blog - a lot of gory things can be found here but if you are not grossed out by this sort of thing than this realm is the perfect place for you.



Transfur Universe

A realm where many transformation artists start-off before moving to FurAffinity or DeviantArt. Centered around transformations from all media, this particular realm has many famous alumni such as Lance Holloway aka Weremoose, Werekatt, BlackRat, Arania and many more.



Avatar Universe


A favourite realm of many Avatar fans, this realm is made to look and feel like Planet Pandora and has many interesting things - once you enter this realm you can even turn yourself into a Na'vi and go exploring.



BruceCampbell.com Universe


Bruce's absolute favourite realm, centered around the website of the great actor Bruce Campbell - made to look like the perfect paradise for a fan of Bruce's, has many Bruce related stuff and many of the characters played or voiced by the man himself appear in his realm - Bruce loves to hang out with Ash from the Evil Dead films when in this realm.



Ones to avoid:



Metokur.org Universe



One of the most horrid realms on the web, a desserted barren wasteland that looks as scary as hell and is inhabitated by cruel creatures known as Metokurians - and their equally as cruel and bitter master Ezekiel Habermann.



Encyclopedia Dramatica Universe



The complete opposite of the Wikipedia Universe, a repulsive, vile, disgusting place of evil and trechery. Looks like the nineth circle of hell and is occupied by foul, repulsive, mindless undead zombie/deadite-like creatures called EDiots - the only thing that these foul creatures care about is lulz as they crave them like a vampire craves blood.



Slapstick Anarchy realm



Perhaps the second most disgusting realm and one you should deffinately avoid, a corrupt, broken-down ghost town of a blog - run by a sick, cruel hearted corrupt individual known only as Rents

Favourite music style

I've got a question for you all -  what is your favourite kind of music to listen to?


My personal favourite kind of music is 70's/80's/90's pop or rock, my favourite bands are Kiss, David Bowie, Metallica, Cher, Michael Jackson, Elvis, Air Supply, Phil Colins, Tenacious D, Iron Maiden, Elton John, Meat Loaf, Rolling Stones, and Duran Duran. I like rock ballads a lot especially anything by Meat Loaf - with Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad being my absolute favourite.




I'm not too fond of rap or and I loathe any song from the High School Musical films and any song by Miley Cyrus or the Jonas Brothers.



My absolute favourite songwriter is Jim Steinman - the songs he wrote with Meat Loaf are genius and also rather beautiful and poetic.



Of course i like classical music sometimes too especially the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra. On my playlists i sometimes have a lot of movie or tv themes on there as well - one of them had the theme from Batman: The Animated Series along with two versions of the epic theme tune from Gargoyles (including the one from The Goliath Chronicles).'



For a spooky halloween type mood i have a playlist of horror movie themes such as the theme from the theme from Jaws or the theme from Nightmare On Elm Street.

Herodale college: Villains

I'd like to introduce you to the antagonists from my Herodale College series.

The main antagonists in Herodale College are members of the notoriously evil rival dorm known as Villain House. While the Hero House dorm consists of superheroes/superheroines and their sidekicks, Villain House consists of supervillains/villainessess and their minions/lackeys. The members of Villain House are always causing trouble and also like to annoy/torment the members of the Hero House dorm.




Dr Disgusto and Toadsworth



Dr Disgusto is a mad scientist who after falling into a vat of toxic goo developed slime based powers and became part slime creature. He has a dimwitted lackey named Toadsworth who looks sort of frog-like.



Statuetta



Statuetta is a gargoyle-like villainess who has a lot of similarities to Demona from Disney's Gargoyles.



Tyrone Von Terrible



An overlord and also a satire of a classic Disney style villain - he even has his own song.



Man-Grinch



A rival of Greenleaf of Hero House, and like GreenLeaf he is a weregrinch - but he is a lot more vicious then he is and a lot scarier. He can transform other people into grinches with his breath.



The Prankster



A clown-like villain who is a lot like Joker, he resembles the Jack Nicholson version but has a few similarities to the Mark Hamil and Heath Ledger versions.



Komodo John



The arch nemesis of Andria's character, he has the abilities of a komodo dragon and can turn into an anthro komodo dragon.



Mindwarp



He is a lot like Brainiac from the Superman comics and animated series, except he has mind control powers.



Creepso


A ghost-like supervillain who can posesss people as well as other objects - making them evil.





Bella Vampira


A seductive villainess with vampire-like powers, she often lures unsuspecting males into her lair before she seduces them - then bites them on their inner thigh. She is a lot like the vampiress from the Jim Carrey vampire comedy Once Bitten.



The Mosquito
A human/mosquito hybrid and a satire of Jeff Goldblum's character in the 1986 remake of The Fly.



Mutator


A supervillain with transformation based powers, he can mutate parts of his body to resemble that of any creature he chooses, he can also transform others
 

Green Moon Rising

I hope you like this little horror story,  it's set on Christmas Eve and pays homage to the beginning and end of Michael Jackson's Thriller music video -  except with me in the place of MJ,  Andria in the place of Ola Ray and with me turning into a Weregrinch rather than a werecat.

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It was Christmas Eve, and me and Andria Kilgore were in the car, on the way to a big Christmas eve party at a friend's house - we seemed to be making record time - but unfortunately the car ran out of gas.



"Honestly... we're out of gas." I told her.



"So. What are we going to do now?" Andria inquired.



The two of us got of the car and went for a walk in the moonlight woods.



"I'm sorry I didn't believe you." She said.



"Can I ask you something?" I asked.



"What?" She responded.



"You know I like you don't you?" I inquired.



"Yes." She replied.



"And I hope you like me, the way I like you." I told her.



"Yes." She replied.



"I was wondering if...if you would be my friend." I responded.



"Oh Nathan!" She exclaimed.



We hugged eachother in a best friends sort of way for a brief second. I gave Andria a present, she opened the gift and inside it was a Best Friends Forever TY Beanie bear.



"It's beautiful." She cooed, admiring the gift.



"Now it's official." I responded. "I have something I want to tell ya."



"Yes, Nathan?" She inquired.



"I'm not like other guys." I warned her.



"Of course not, that's why I like you." She responded.



"No...I mean i'm different." I told her.



"What are you talking about?" She inquired.



Just then the moon came out from behind the clouds.



"Ooh..aaah!" I yelped as I doubled over in pain.



"Are you alright?" She asked.



"GO AWAY!!!!" I growled, in a deeper more bestial voice - looking up at her with yellow grinch-like eyes and sharp white fangs.



Andria looked in horror as I started to transform into a weregrinch, my face slowly becoming grinch-like, my ears stretching out and becoming pointed, green fur growing on my face, hair turning into the texture and consistancy of grinch hair before growing into a long wild mane and turning green, eyebrows going all bushy and green, the tip of my nose turning black and shifting upwards as a grinch-like muzzle formed on my face, then my hands became more grinch-like with green fur growing on the palms as my fingernails grew into long sharp claws, same with my feet too - when the changes were complete, I was a fully transformed weregrinch - and I growled as I looked at my more grinch-like hand.



She ran away further into the woods, and I now a fully transformed weregrinch looked both ways and tried to find her, i then started to run after her - knocking over a Christmas tree that happened to be in my way, letting out a low menacing roar at the full moon, I eventually caught up with her and leaped in front of her - knocking her down, and I roared as I reached for her with my clawed grinch-like hands - and I roared again as i was about to move in on her... but that is..



She escaped and hid in the old Psycho house, I caught up with her once more and was about to attack when.. she awoke - screaming in terror.



"Aaah!" She screamed, still a little jittered.



"What's the problem?" I asked.



Andria calmed down and looked around and saw that everything looked normal, i wasn't in weregrinch form - and it was like nothing happened at all.



"Come on, i'll take you home." I said.



I began to pick up Andria off the couch and began to walk her home.. but then I turned around revealing my yellow grinch-like eyes and a rather grinchy smile on my face.



Turns it it was all a dream.......or was it?

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Avatar TF story

This is an Avatar inspired story featuring a Na'vi transformation in it,  dedicated to and featuring my good friend Andria Kilgore who Andria the Na'vi of my attic monster gang is named after.

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Andria Kilgore was in her trailer park home one evening when a mysterious box arrived at her doorstep, the box had an Avatar inspired design and seemed to be glowing a little bit.




"Hmm...I wonder where this came from." Andria said.



She picked up the box and put it on the table, she took a closer look at it - there was a lock on the front of it - and words that meant do not open in Na'vi.



"There must be something in that box - something special." She murmured.



So she took a look at it some more - and then opened it up using her makeshift locksmith kit, the lid of the box began to open up as a beam of light flashed out - blinding her.



"Okay that was strange." She exclaimed. "How the hell did that happen?"



All of a sudden she found herself changing, her skin turning blue, her eyes getting bigger and turning a golden yellow colour and slightly feline, her red hair growing longer and sporting braids, a tail growing out of her backside, she grew taller and thinner, her nose flattened out and became more feline-like, dark bluish stripes appearing on her arms, face, and her legs, white dots also appearing on her face and her canine teeth becoming tiger-like fangs.



"I'm turning Na'vi!" She exclaimed.



When the transformation was complete, there she stood - a blue, beautiful Na'vi, like the ones from Avatar.



"Hey, not bad. I've never been a Na'vi before, this feels great." She spoke out, her voice sounding a tad sexier.



She went off to the special Na'vi habitat that her friend Nathan Forester had built for his Na'vi friend Andria of his attic monster gang who was named after her and even had a lot of similarities to her. And she spent a lot of fun time there as a Na'vi, playing with Andria the Na'vi and her Na'vi husband Alan.



The end

New rules

I've come up with some new rules for this blog.

1.  NO ONE from the ForDAJustice deviantart group is allowed.
2.  NO Trolling.
3. Only humans, cat creatures, aliens, grinches, zombies, vampires, or monsters allowed.
4.  NO spamming.
5. NO EDiots (Encyclopedia Dramatica worshippers) allowed.
6. NO MetoTARDS (Metokur.org members)  allowed.

Meet the Supertoys

When the closet monsters and attic monsters are not enough to take care of my enemies,   I enlist the help of a special elite team of crime fighters -  The Super Hero Toy Squad -  a team of superhero toys -  I brought them to life using my Reanimator machine.

Captain Lightyear




A superpowered Buzz Lightyear action figure who sounds a lot like Tim Allen. He has the ability to actually fly, his suit is customised to resemble Iron Man's armour while instead of the usual purple cap he has a black Batman style cowl under his helmet, and also has spiderman style web shooters implanted in his wrists. He is heroic and quite brave. He is the leader of the group.



Soo the Power Panda



A panda bear plush who is fond of dressess and can generate dark energy based attacks and force fields.



Exploding Bob


One of my old experiments, a goofy Wile E. Coyote type character dressed as a daredevil, he has the power to make his enemies explode into a million pieces by staring at them.



Super Ted V.2



A superted plush that has been updated and given new super powers and moves.



Amazing Captain EO


A fellow space captain toy like Captain Lightyear, he is a doll of Michael Jackson as Captain EO and has magical powers and can also generate force fields.



Geena, Warrior Barbie



Geena is a superpowered barbie belonging to my cousin Natalia, she is modelled after Xena warrior princess and has super strength.



Big Chief Mushie and the Happy Me-To-You Mushabelly Tribe



Big Chief is a big jolly ladybug mushabelly who is rather strong despite his portly figure and is the head of the Happy Me-To-You tribe of Mushabellies.



The League Of Beanie Babies


A team of super powered TY Beanie babies that can talk and have unique superpowers.
 
 
They like to help and rescue other toys in need,  and they do it extremely well.   If one of your toys is in perill -  call these guys.

Monster factfile

Welcome to another monstrously good edition of Monster factfile, in todays episode we will be taking a closer look at my favourite of all monsters - grinches. I've always admired these creatures, especially after seeing How The Grinch Stole Christmas with Jim Carrey in it. Since then i've dreamed of being a grinch, and now that i'm a weregrinch that dream has come true.




Description:



Grinches are green furry creatures who often steal holidays especially christmas, although the first appearance of one was in Dr Seuss's story How The Grinch Stole Christmas - they had existed even centuries before Theodore Seuss Geisel was even born. In fact the legend behind them is as old as rock, set in a time before time.







Appearance:







There are several different subspecies of grinch most of which are green, the one first seen in the book How The Grinch Stole Christmas was modelled on a member of the Wild Grinch subspecies, while the movie one is modelled on a True Grinch subspecies member. They are often said to be related to Bigfoot or the Sasquatch.







Habitat:







The one in the movie lived up in a cave on a mountain was of the Wild Grinch subspecies while most ones today live in forests.









Behaviour traits:

Depending on the kind of grinch, their traits often differ. Wild Grinches tend to be more like the one from the book, while the True Grinches and weregrinches are more closer to the movie version. They do have rather admirable traits such as their extremely high intelligence, and their expertise in the field of stealth.







Powers:



Most if not all grinches possess keen animal-like senses, super strength, enhanced stealth and agility. Some are also able to shapeshift, True Grinches, Half Grinches and Weregrinches are the best well known examples. They can also transform people with their breath just like the Grand Duke from Rock A Doodle - a person who is either scratched by a grinch or effected by the breath of one will find themselves turning into one.









Combat:

Given their super strength and combat expertise, they're a pretty deadly force to be reckoned with. They have superhuman strength and are very very cunning and crafty. If a person gets scratched by a grinch they get turned into one themselves, and also to some extent a grinch can transform humans with their breath just like the Grand Duke in Rock A Doodle, a grinch's breath is highly toxic to Whos and but it has transformative prowess - and can turn humans into grinches as well.







Special skills:

Most grinches make excellent rogues, and are great at spying and are also masters of disguise. The number of people that are actually grinches in disguise is astoundingly impressive. And the number of grinch sightings always go up even higher each and every year.









Becoming one:





Some members of this species possess the ability to turn people into one of their kind by scratching them with their claws and this includes True Grinches, Half Grinches, and Weregrinches. They can also transform humans with their breath just like the grand duke from Rock A Doodle.

Good news

Good news everyone,  i've taken care of the last of the trolls that have been bothering me -  in my latest tales from the web story.   I play the host of a monster world game show called Wheel Of Punishment,  it's a gameshow where bad trolls get their just desserts -   the trolls I take care of are as follows:  Anonymous Korean,  RentsLovesYouBitch,  BrutallyHonest2U,  Crimson-DiabloS, NikkiTreeTail,  and MrRobot.

I can now sleep sound tonight knowing that these guys have been taken care of once and for all.  And so you can.

But if anyone from Metokur.org or Encyclopedia Dramatica comes on here,  there will be trouble - as i will not accept the likes of them on my blog.

Much adu about grinches

There has been a rumour going around about me on Metokur.org claiming that I am a werejohncandy which of course i am not even some of our best friends are, I am most certainly a weregrinch - and a damm fine one at that.




I've always admired grinches, they have so many admirable traits, for one thing they are super strong - and very sly and stealthy not to mention very intelligent, I've also known that they're existed long before the book How The Grinch Stole Christmas was even written - in fact they've been around for centuries.



It is a little known fact that my father is one, he can shift between human and grinch form at will though - his human form looks sort of like Bruce Campbell - it was never revealed though that is until BCRE8TVE on Deviantart posted his story The Grinch Who Stole Her Heart for the Metamorphosis Group We Will Transform You project (you'd love it, lots of transformation themed stories, art, photomanips and comics) and it was a lovely story that not only featured me and several of my friends but also had me turning into a grinch which was pretty awesome as i've always wanted to be one, and also my mother had a very vital part in the story as well.



I've always wanted to be a grinch, ever since I saw the live action movie adaptation of How The Grinch Stole Christmas with Jim Carrey in it, mind you it was a brilliant movie - and the makeup effects were amazing. Now that I am a weregrinch, that dream of mine has finally come true.



So don't pay any attention to Encyclopedia Dramatica and Metokur.org, I am a weregrinch - and a damm fine one at that.

As i'm sure you know, grinches are notoriously sly and clever - and they're masters of disguise - in fact the number of people who are actually grinches in disguise gets bigger each and every year. Grinches are pretty dangerous - and not to mention have super strength, that is why it is wise never to make a grinch mad - they can transform humans into their kind in quite a few unique ways - one of which is by scratching them with their claws. They can also transform people with their breath just like the Grand Duke from the film Rock A Doodle.



I've written quite a lot grinch transformation stories - using the movie version of the Grinch of course - and they're in my Deviantart gallery as one of the many literature pieces. I also read one which is a cross over between How The Grinch Stole Christmas and Horton Hears A Who, which has Mayor McDodd get turned into a Grinch after recieving a curse from the mean one himself. I heavily reccomend reading it.





I'm not in weregrinch form just yet, even though I may be starting to transform - i'm not entirely sure. I'm pretty sure that i'm either in human form right now or starting to transform already. I can never tell.


Oh, and if anyone from either one of those sites comes on here - there will be trouble and I will show no mercy.

Queen of the mountain

This is my latest story and one of many grinch themed transformation stories,  it is based around the movie as well as the music video for Where Are You Christmas.    I was watching the video earlier,  and i thought that it would make a good story especially if there was a grinch transformation thrown in.

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Singer Faith Hill was up on the snowy mountains to film the video of Where Are You Christmas from the live action adaptation of Dr Seuss's How The Grinch Stole Christmas - dressed in a fine mink coat and with her hair done in a long almost windswept style. She was looking forward to this, as she had heard a lot about the project, the song she was to sing was originallywritten for Celine Dion or Mariah Carey but her manager knew that this particular song was just perfect for her.




"This is such a lovely setting for the video." She thought to herself as she walked up the mountains.



As she walked up the mountains, she could see a sweet little girl dressed in a red coat and an interesting hairstyle and a cute sort of cherubic-like face.



"Hi there. I'm Cindy Lou Who." The little girl said, smiling.



"I've heard a lot about you. By the way i'm Faith Hill." She responded.



"I'm just going to visit my green furry friend who lives up on the mountain. What are you doing?" Cindy Lou asked.



"I'm filming a music video here." She replied.



"That's nice. What kind of music video?" Cindy Lou inquired.



"Oh it's a christmas one, all about the true meaning of Christmas." She told her. "To make the people out there see that there is more to it than presents."



"Sounds great. I've been having some doubts about Christmas myself, and so has my green furry friend." Cindy Lou responded. "Well i'll better be on my way."



Cindy Lou continued walking down the mountainside, Faith waved to her as she left, with a big smile on her face.



"Aaaw. What a sweetie-pie." She cooed.



And with that she continued walking up the mountain until she found the exact spot to start filming the video. The cameras started rolling and she started to sing the words to her song while on the mountaintop - however there were some problems, in the dark cave there were a pair of eerie yellow eyes glowing and throughout the video some sort of sinister growling sound could be heard.



"Hmm....that's strange. I wonder where that sound is coming from. I'll better go take a look." She murmured.



She looked around different spots around the mountain to find where the sound was coming from, a small dog with an antler tied around it's head went up to her and barked before going back through his doggy door.



"That dog sure is cute." She said to herself.



She then followed the dog and as she followed him - she across a sort of odd looking door, she also found a makeshift angel lying on the floor - she knocked on the door a couple of times.



"Hello? Is anyone there?" She asked.



She knocked a third time, but there was no answer, so she knocked again - but this time what she didn't know is that she woke up the creature that was inhabitating the cave.



"Oh great. Another intruder, that's all I need right now - is another person snooping into my lair uninvited." The creature that lived in that particular cave grumbled.



She knocked on the door again as she take one step closer to the door.



"Hello. I'm Faith Hill - I heard a weird growling sound and I think it might be coming from this cave." She explained.



She then opened the door and walked into the dark, scary looking cave - inside the cave were sorts of kooky inventions. Including a large version of a cymbal playing toy monkey.



"For a cave, this place looks kind of nice." She murmured.



She took a look around the cave, it did indeed look rather breathtaking, all the while she could still hear that growling sound. Growing ever so louder and closer.



"Who's there?" She inquired, feeling a little frightened.



"I am..." The creature snarled.



The creature emerged from the shadows, it looked familar, it was covered in thick green fur, had long almost claw-like fingers and toes, a black nose and a grinch muzzle as well as pair of piercing yellow eyes, bushy green eyebrows and a large potbelly.



"You're the grinch aren't you?" She inquired.



"Why yes, yes I am." The creature responded.



"I've heard so much about you." She told him.



"Yes I know, i'm famous. So what are you doing in my lair?" The Grinch asked.



"Well I was just filming a christmas themed music video when I heard this growling sound. I was wondering where it was coming from, so I followed a little brown dog with an antler tied on it's head to this exact location." She replied.



"I see. But you should know that I don't take too kindly to humans intruding in my lair." The Grinch responded, smirking.



"I'm so sorry." She said. "If there's anything I can do..."



"Hmm...i've got an idea, a wonderful, awful idea." The Grinch responded, smiling evilly.



The Grinch slinked into the shadows, she followed him but was then sprayed by his highly powerful and potent breath.



Immediately she began to change, green fur started sprouting on her palms as her fingernails grew long and claw-like while her hands became like the grinch's hands.



"What's happening to me?" She exclaimed.



"You're turning into a grinch just like me." The Grinch replied with a grinchy grin on his face.



Her shoes began to get tight, then burst at the seams to reveal that green fur was sprouting on them, her toenails growing long and claw-like while her feet became more like the Grinch's feet.



She grew taller and wider and more grinch-like, her hair turning to the consistency and texture of grinch hair before growing into a long wild mane and turning green, green fur slowly sprouting on her face, her eyes glowing an eerie yellowish colour, her ears becoming pointy and covered in green fur, her eyebrows becoming all bushy and green, and the end of her nose turning black and shifting upwards as a more grinch-like muzzle started to form on her face.



"I'm sorry okay, please. I don't want to be a grinch." She exclaimed, her voice sounding deeper and more bestial.



Her transformation completed itself as the grinch-like muzzle finished forming, and when her transformation was complete - there she stood - a tall, almost menacing female grinch.



"Now that's more like it!" The Grinch quipped. "I must say it really does look good on you."



"Uhh..thanks. I guess this being a grinch thing isn't so bad after all." She responded.



"Say, do you want to hang with me and Max?" The Grinch asked.



"Nah, i've got a music video to shoot. See you later." She replied.



And with that she walked out the door of the cave and left to continue work on the music video, when the video had finished filming the end result was beautiful, even Cindy Lou, Max and The Grinch himself were in the video as well - even though the video itself was not very sucessful it became a very popular christmas anthem and the video made a lot of people feel happy during the christmas holidays - and as for her experience with the Grinch and being turned into one herself, let's just say that one was kept a secret between her and her friends - but the full version of the video did include her morphing into her newfound grinch form and back.


The end. Hairy grinchmas everyone!

Getting Grinchy With It

Contrary to what you have read on Metokur.org and Encyclopedia Dramatica i am most deffinately NOT a werejohncandy,    I am most certainly a weregrinch -  and a damm fine one at that.  

I've always admired grinches,   they have so many admirable traits,  for one thing they are super strong -  and very sly and stealthy not to mention very intelligent,   I've also known that they're existed long before the book How The Grinch Stole Christmas was even written - in fact they've been around for centuries.   

It is a little known fact that my father is one,   he can shift between human and grinch form at will though -  his human form looks sort of like Bruce Campbell -    it was never revealed though that is until BCRE8TVE on Deviantart posted his story The Grinch Who Stole Her Heart for the Metamorphosis Group We Will Transform You project (you'd love it,  lots of transformation themed stories, art, photomanips and comics)  and it was a lovely story that not only featured me and several of my friends but also had me turning into a grinch which was pretty awesome as i've always wanted to be one,   and also my mother had a very vital part in the story as well.

I've always wanted to be a grinch,  ever since I saw the live action movie adaptation of How The Grinch Stole Christmas with Jim Carrey in it,   mind you it was a brilliant movie -  and the makeup effects were amazing.      Now that I am a weregrinch,  that dream of mine has finally come true.

So don't pay any attention to Encyclopedia Dramatica and Metokur.org,   I am a weregrinch - and a damm fine one at that.

Oh,  and if anyone from either one of those sites comes on here -  there will be trouble and I will show no mercy.  

As i'm sure you know,   grinches are notoriously sly and clever - and they're masters of disguise - in fact the number of people who are actually grinches in disguise gets bigger each and every year.  Grinches are pretty dangerous -  and not to mention have super strength,  that is why it is wise never to make a grinch mad -  they can transform humans into their kind in quite a few unique ways - one of which is by scratching them with their claws.      They can also transform people with their breath just like the Grand Duke from the film Rock A Doodle.

I've written quite a lot grinch transformation stories - using the movie version of the Grinch of course -  and they're in my Deviantart gallery as one of the many literature pieces.    I also read one which is a cross over between How The Grinch Stole Christmas and Horton Hears A Who,  which has Mayor McDodd get turned into a Grinch after recieving a curse from the mean one himself.    I heavily reccomend reading it.


I'm not in weregrinch form just yet,  even though I may be starting to transform - i'm not entirely sure.  I'm pretty sure that i'm either in human form right now or starting to transform already.   I can never tell.


They say it's not easy being green,  but I digress - I think it is rather easy being green.

Monster factfile episode 7: Grinches

Welcome to another monstrously good edition of Monster factfile,  in todays episode we will be taking a closer look at my favourite of all monsters - grinches.   I've always admired these creatures,  especially after seeing How The Grinch Stole Christmas with Jim Carrey in it.   Since then i've dreamed of being a grinch,  and now that i'm a weregrinch that dream has come true.


Description:

Grinches are green furry creatures who often steal holidays especially christmas, although the first appearance of one was in Dr Seuss's story How The Grinch Stole Christmas - they had existed even centuries before Theodore Seuss Geisel was even born. In fact the legend behind them is as old as rock, set in a time before time.



Appearance:



There are several different subspecies of grinch most of which are green, the one first seen in the book How The Grinch Stole Christmas was modelled on a member of the Wild Grinch subspecies, while the movie one is modelled on a True Grinch subspecies member. They are often said to be related to Bigfoot or the Sasquatch.  



Habitat:



The one in the movie lived up in a cave on a mountain was of the Wild Grinch subspecies while most ones today live in forests.

Behaviour traits:

Depending on the kind of grinch, their traits often differ. Wild Grinches tend to be more like the one from the book, while the True Grinches and weregrinches are more closer to the movie version.    They do have rather admirable traits such as their extremely high intelligence,  and their expertise in the field of stealth.



Powers:

Most if not all grinches possess keen animal-like senses, super strength, enhanced stealth and agility. Some are also able to shapeshift, True Grinches, Half Grinches and Weregrinches are the best well known examples.    They can also transform people with their breath just like the Grand Duke from Rock A Doodle - a person who is either scratched by a grinch or effected by the breath of one will find themselves turning into one.

Combat:

Given their super strength and combat expertise, they're a pretty deadly force to be reckoned with.  They have superhuman strength and are very very cunning and crafty.   If a person gets scratched by a grinch they get turned into one themselves,  and also to some extent a grinch can transform humans with their breath just like the Grand Duke in Rock A Doodle,  a grinch's breath is highly toxic to Whos and but it has transformative prowess -  and can turn humans into grinches as well.



Special skills:
Most grinches make excellent rogues, and are great at spying and are also masters of disguise. The number of people that are actually grinches in disguise is astoundingly impressive. And the number of grinch sightings always go up even higher each and every year.

Becoming one:

Some members of this species possess the ability to turn people into one of their kind by scratching them with their claws and this includes True Grinches, Half Grinches, and Weregrinches.    They can also transform humans with their breath just like the grand duke from Rock A Doodle.
 
 
 
 
 

Weregrinch transformations

Pay close attention grinch-lovers as,  i am going to tell you about the stages a person who has been bitten or scratched by a weregrinch undergoes when transforming into one.


Stage 1: Feeling Grinch-like.



Stage 1 of a weregrinch TF has the person who has been bitten develop certain grinch-like characteristics like super keen senses, super strength, enhanced stealth, glowing yellow eyes, and a cheshire cat grin (like Jack Nicholson only creepier), as well as starting to growl a little.



Stage 2: Green Furiness.



This is where the changes actually start taking place, first of all green fur will slowly start sprouting on the palms of the person's hands, fingernails will grow into long black claws while the hands start to resemble the ones of a grinch more than a human.



Stage 3: More Green Furiness



This time green fur sprouts on the person's feet as the toenails grow into claws while the feet slowly start to resemble more grinch-like feet, this can cause a problem for those who are wearing shoes as the shoes are most likely to burst at the seams.



Stage 4: A Little More Grinch-Like.



This is where the person becomes even more grinch-like, they also grow taller and wider, their hair will turn to the consistancy and texture of grinch hair before growing into a long wild mane and turning green, the ears stretch out and become pointed, green fur starts sprouting on the person's face, eyebrows become all bushy and green while the teeth become sharp fangs.



And finally..



Stage 5: All Grinched Out



This is where the person's face changes, the eyes turn an eerie yellowish colour with dark green pupils, the tip of the nose turns black and shifts upwards as a grinch-like muzzle starts to develop on the person's face, also during this stage they may develop a deeper more bestial voice - when the grinch-like muzzle is finished forming, the transformation is complete and that person is now a weregrinch.



Of course he/she may choose to keep their humanity, but remember - some grinch-like urges will kick in from time to time such as the urge to eat garbage and glass bottles, and the tendency to growl. The transformations are painful and scary at first but the person should get used to them, and the green fur growth does kind of itch at first - but like i said before they will get used to it.



Also if you're a weregrinch, you might want to keep well away of Christmas gifts, carols, or holly leaves as exposure to heavy doses of these will cause an involuntary transformation into grinch form. You may learn how to transform at will like me and Jim Carrey of course, but remember - on full moon nights you will involuntarily change into your weregrinch form once again - also it happens around the Christmas season as well or even before or after it, you'll be your human form again in the morning and all through the day until the sun goes down and the moon comes up - then when night falls you'll go grinch once again.



I hope this has been helpful to you.

Aliens

Today I am going to tell you about the mushabelly alienoids,   who just crash landed on earth and entered my home and my heart.

The alienoids are a race of mushabellies from another planet, they are rather cute and really funny as well. All their alienoid noises can be translated into messages via the Mushabelly university website.




Org



Org is a four-eyed, light purplish alienoid with horns, tentacles for arms and a voice that sounds a lot like James Earl Jones. His favourite food is Space Fritters, and he doesn't look directly into the sun because it's bad for his eyes - when he closes his eyes he dreams of collecting rare space rocks from all over the universe. The translated version of his message says "Don't tell the neighbours about the alienoids living in your house". Despite his deep booming voice and imtimidating stance he actually is rather nice and sweet. He has green and orange stripes on his stomach. He has a brother who is the same kind of mushabelly alienoid as him but a greenish colour - his brother's name is Gloop .



Blap



Blap is an orange 4 fourarmed alien with 3 eyes, a spikey hair style and purple and green stripes on his stomach - he also has a voice that sounds a lot like Apu from The Simpsons. He is somewhat of a goof-off, his favourite snack is Crater cookies and he always shakes hands when he meets someone, when he closes his eyes he dreams of visiting the land of mushabelly and playing with his new friends - he has a brother who is the same kind of mushabelly alienoid as him but a bluish colour - his brother's name is Zoobi. The translated version of his message says..."There sure are a lot of mushabellies I want to meet them all."



Snirfle



Snirfle is purple alienoid with horns, one eye, a green tongue sticking out of his mouth and flippers for hands. Snirfle's favourite thing to eat/drink is Asteroid Punch, he always washes his flippers when he is handling food, and when he closes his eyes he dreams of the planet Mushabelleze, a peaceful world where they all see differently but still work together. The translated version of his message says "I can see that earthlings, mushabellies and alienoids all come in different colours." He has a sister named Noinki who is the same kind of alienoid as him except she's red.



Fenkie



Fenkie is a pink alienoid with purple and white stripes on her stomach, two buck teeth, a long tongue sticking out of her mouth and eye stalks like those of a snail, she has a rather sweet sounding voice that sounds sort of like one of the chipmunks from Alvin And The Chipmunks, her favourite thing to eat/drink are milky way milkshakes, she only points when giving directions, and when she closes her eyes she dreams of learning about the history and customs of other alienoid civilizations. The translated version of her message says "Let's sing. Who pinks of you? I do!" , she has a brother named Jupps who is the same kind of mushabelly alienoid as her except he's yellow.



Juppsi



He is a blue alien with snail-like eye stalks and a big goofy smile, he is rather friendly and outgoing and likes to play. His favourite thing to eat/drink is solar tea, he never throws his trash out of the space ship as he disposes of it properly and when he closes his eyes he dreams of being a mushabelly chicken. The translated version of his message says..."As we all say, happy me to you - be kind and dream". He has a brother named Juppso who is orange, dreams that everyone home has a teleportation portal and likes to help others cross the street.



Blapso



Blapso is a red alien with two buck teeth, six arms, spikey green hair and a purple tongue. He is quite shy but in general is rather adorable, his favourite thing to eat/drink is moon dust and he always tries to learn the names of others when he meets them, when he closes his eyes he drems that everyone likes to play in green slime like he does. He has a sister who is the same kind of mushabelly alienoid as him but she's green, when translated his message says "I've come for your mismatched socks, we use them to fuel our spaceship" which is most certainly true as most mushabelly alienoid spaceships get their fuel from old mismatched socks.



Noinkipoo



He is a pink alien with a big grin and one eye on a snail-like eye stalk, he is rather high spirited and intelligent, his favourite food is Orbit Orbs Cereal and he is very respective of other mushabellies homes and doesn't snoop in their personal belongings, when he closes his eye he dreams he has two eyes. He is the only mushabelly alienoid who does not have their own brother or sister.  The translation of his alienoid message says "Mushabelly. Mushabelly. Mushabelly. Alienoid Mushabelly."