Wednesday 10 June 2009

My list of desired superpowers


Life would be easier for me if I had superpowers and I have a list of superpowers I would love to have and they are:

  • The same powers that Jim Carrey had in The Mask. Heck, ANY superpower that Jim has. And that includes becoming Jim himself.
  • Elemental power: Water, fire (on occasion) or ice.
  • Summoning powers like the ones used by the summoners in the Final Fantasy game series.
  • The Omnitrix with the master code. All of ben's aliens.
  • Night vision.
  • The power to grow my fingernails into Wolverine style/Freddy style/Edward Scissorhands style claws.
  • The powers of any character from a tim burton film (including the aforementioned scissor hands abilitiy)
  • Super speed, super strength, invulnerability, immortality and flight.
  • Ice breath, fire breath, or a super sonic screaming power.
  • The ability to go into any computer game and bring back weapons and stuff from that game into real life.
  • The magical abilities of a master spellcaster.
  • Animal-like senses and abilities (e.g lizard camouflage, keen sense of smell, cat-like agility, a rats power to give people diseases, or the amphibian power to live on land and in water as well as a fish‘s ability to breath underwater,heck I would also be able to commuincate to animals/plants too, heck you can give me the animal shape shifting abilities of the Animorphs or even the ones of the Bloody Roar characters).
  • The powers of Masked Rider, the powers of the Mystic Knights or the Beetleborgs (heck, give me the power rangers powers too as well as their zords)
  • Telekenesis/Pyrokenesis (the telekinesis of the blue/gold beetle Borg)
  • The powers of the following Marvel superheroes: Spiderman, Thor, Hulk , Ghost Rider, Daredevil, Any Fantastic Four member, the following X Men characters: Beast, Cyclops, Storm, Rogue, Night Crawler. Captain America. (I would also be able to have super villain powers too like symbiote powers of Venom and Carnage, or even Magneto‘s amazing magnetic powers as well as the powers of Galactus)
  • The powers of the following D.C superheroes: Green Lantern any Teen Titans member (especially Cyborg, Raven, Beast Boy or Starfire) or The Flash . (It would be pretty rad having the powers of some of the D.C villains too like Mr Freeze’s ice powers or Manbat’s powers).
  • Transformer abilities: Mainly a motorcycle, air plane, boat/battle ship, spaceship (flying saucer or ufo would do nicely), or a cool car like Elvis’s cadilac, a ratfink style hot rod, The Ecto-1 from Ghostbusters, The Blues Mobile or even a limo (in my “robot mode” I would resemble Roboborg)
  • The powers that the character of Mohinder Suresh from Heroes has. Also Skylar's shapeshifting or hiro's time travel powers.
  • The power to bring art to life.
  • The powers of the Drawn Together character Wooldor Sockbat.
  • Growing/shrinking powers, also the melt powers of Meltman from Action League.
    Invisiblity.
  • The power to turn into a dog like Tim Allen in the Shaggy Dog.
  • The powers of the following monsters: Vampire, Frankenstein/Bride Of Frankenstein, Mummy, Swamp thing, Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, Ghost (Danny Phantom style), Mr Hyde, super smart non b movie zombie, the Michael Jackson ghoul from Ghosts, Pirates Of The Carribean skeleton/fish person, Slimer, Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, Terminator (all modes), all those demons that the girl from the Primal video game can turn into, RoboCop, Grinch (Jim Carrey version), Tim Burton movie creature, Ben Willis, Chucky, Bigfoot/Yeti/Sasquatch, that shadow thing from Lost, any monster from mythology and folklore, lycanthrope/chubbanthrope of choice , and they would be monster morph powers like the ones used by Robin in Muppet Monster Adventure (meaning I would be able to turn into those monsters too Too in exact the same Robin the frog does in the game).
  • The Force and The Schwartz (both sides of them).
  • Psychic powers like Raven from That’s So Raven.
  • The Looney Tunes-like ability to defy the laws of phsyics.
  • The ability to change my enemies into stone or chrystal just by staring at them ala Medusa.
  • The ability to bring any object to life.
  • The ability to mutate myself (e.g give myself gorilla arms, a lion's mane, bat wings or koala paws)
  • The ability to manifest myself onto anything I see ala how Flabber can make himself appear on different objects in Beetleborgs.
  • Lazer vision, heat vision, x ray vision.
  • The ability to multiply myself into thousands or more.
  • Teleportation

  • the ability to cause any natural disaster.
  • The ability to command all electrical and all non electrical appliances.
  • The powers of the nicktoon character Johnny Test.
  • Inspect Gadget’s abilities.
  • The powers of the main character from Juliet Jekyll and Hariet Hyde (she can turn into a furry yeti-like thing).
  • The amazing healing powers of Grigory Rasputin (plus his lich abilities from the movie Anastasia)
  • Danny Phantom’s ghost powers.
  • The powers of the following Heavy Metal characters: Den,Taarma, Captain Stern.
  • Super bat-like sonar.
  • Camouflage.
  • The powers of Bart’s alter ego Stretch Dude.
  • The powers of the following Mortal Kombat characters: Subzero, Shang Tsung, Scorpion, Nitra, Reptile.
  • Fire breath, Ice breath or electric breath.
  • Possession.
  • Mind control.
  • Robotic limbs!
  • The ability to become a claymation version of myself, a Simpsons version of myself, and various other animated versions of myself (including anime style as well as become flat at will like the hero from the book Flat Stanley).

2 comments:

  1. I have the ability to turn into a mermaid or a catgirl (very much like your "tigress" photomanip of me) at will, although I'd also like to be able to become invisible at will and be able to spit molten lava.

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  2. The draconian race from one of our stories can spit molten lava, and some of them can even become invisible.

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