Saturday 6 June 2009

Ode to Jim Carrey

Aaaalrighty then! Mr Carrey's one crazy cat.
And his name is Jim.
You may have heard of him.
He's the master of impersonations.
He's a master of disguise.
You may encounter him in the market
You may meet him in the town square.
But when you look again, someone else is there.
Jim Carrey, Jim Carrey there's no one like Jim Carrey.
He's the king of comedy.The grand duke of hillarity.
His powers of imtitation, can make Robin Williams stare.
And When you think you just saw him, someone else is there.
You may spot him in the mallYou may spot him in town square.
But If you turned around you'd see that..Someone else is there.
Jim's very good at disguises
He's full of surprises.
You never can tell if it is him, there's no one quite like Jim.
His disguises are amazing.
He may wear a false beard.
He may wear a pair of shades.
The thing is that you can never tell.
Because He does it all so very well.
He can pull off any funny face..
And make it into any form or shape.
And even when you think he's asleep..Jim's always wide awake!
Jim Carrey, Jim Carrey, there's no one like Jim Carrey.
For he's a master of the comic art.
The grand duke of hillarity.
You may meet him in a by-street
You may see him in the square
But when you look again, someone else is there.
He's highly unpredictable
That Jim, he's so good, he's such a card.
Figuring out his tricks is always hard.
And when there's a riot.
Or someone looks confused
Or when the cops are laughing.
Or another fan has been fooled.
Or the press is confused and wondering where he's been.
There's the wonder of the thing:Someone else is there!
Jim Carrey, Jim Carrey, there's no one like Jim Carrey.
There never was a man of such insanity and hillarity.
He always has a character and one or two to spare
Whatever time or whatever place, someone else is there!
And they say that all the comedians whose antics are wildly known
(I might mention Eddie Izzard, Bill Murray, David Spade or Dan Akyroyd)
Are nothing more than amatuers compared to this comic's brilliance.
He's right there in front of your eyes!
He's the master of disguise!
Jim Carrey, Jim Carrey, there's no one like Jim Carrey.
For he's a master of the comic art.
The grand duke of hillarity.
You may meet him in a by-street
You may see him in the square
But when you look again, someone else is there.

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