Screenplay/story for Jim Carrey

There is this thread on the Jim Carrey Online message board which invites members to write their own screenplay/story for Jim. Ours is kind of a horror comedy thing like the Evil Dead movies and Shaun Of The Dead. Basically it involve some sort of strange mist that turns people into monsters. Here's what the characters would be like:



My character:

A reclusive artist who is based on Tim Burton. He is completely immune to the effects of the evil mist that turns people into monsters because he already has supernatural powers. He leads the non-mutated group of citizens.



My brother's character:



A scientist who is a lot like Seth Brundle from the 1986's remake of The Fly. He is also immune to the effects of the mist because he already IS a superpowered mutant creature. He can turn into a Brundleflyesque fly creature at will- except he's a lot cooler looking than the one from the film. He has all the same powers as Brundlefly except the vomit drop thing, in n place of that power he has the power to spit out exploding loogies.

Sam Leno's/Chinstar's character:

A lantern jawed monster/zombie hunting hero who is a lot like Ash from the Evil Dead films. He is a demi-god and as such is not effected by the mist.

Andria's character:

A demolition expert, alcholic and manager of the gunshop in the local mall. Her special power is pyrokenesis.

Jim's character:

Jim Carrey's character is the assitant manager at the local petstore. He is revealed to be able to speak to animals like Dr Dolite.


Jenny's character:

Jen's character is a secret agent. It is unknown if she has any powers or not.

Poochy:

Poochy is a dog and the loyal companion to Jim's character. Poochy is revealed to be a super intelligent spirit animal.

Fluffy's (the JCO forum moderator) character

Fluffy's character is a teen pop sensation named Amber LaBelle. She is also able to turn into a demon.

Tazmin's character:

Tazmin's character is a creepy child archetype who is also revealed to be a werecat.

Tyrone The Terrible's character:

Tyrone's character is a rich millionaire who is also a vampire. He is very intelligent, suave and mysterious.

Darwin's character:

An Ace Ventura-like character who can change into ANY creature he wants.

Lance's character:

Lance Halloway's character is a mechanic who is also a weremoose.