Friday 10 July 2009

Monster Transformation


Halloween is our favourite holiday. We always have really spectacular halloween parties, with pyrotechnics and everything. Our friend Tyrone The Terrible happens to be superb at throwing halloween parties as well- he usually hosts them in some really scary places. He held one in an actual haunted house last year. John Landis showed up as a guest to our halloween bash last year. Me and my brother love testing out our Monster Morpher machine, which is a special machine that gives you the powers of any monster you choose, there is a wide selection of monsters and the cool thing is that you can actually morph INTO the monster you've chosen. Do not worry, the transformations are painless, instanteous, and there's no transformation trauma involved- and the Brundlefly morph isn't too bad either. Tyrone The Terrible happens to love Halloween as well, he has his own monster morpher device as well as a watch that can turn him into one of 10 Disney villains.
The machine has a wide selection of monsters to choose from. What you are about to see are two lists, one is the list of main monster forms and the other is a list of additional monster forms.

Main monster forms:

  • Teen wolf/Big wolf on campus style werewolf
  • Vampire
  • Wocka Wocka Werebear.
  • Frankensteinian thing.
  • Zombie/Deadite.
  • Demon
  • Tim Burtonesque creature.
  • Brundlefly.
  • Swamp monster.
  • Muck monster.
  • Evil Ash.
  • Ash (Evil Dead movies)
  • Grim Reaper.
  • Terminator
  • Robocop
  • Freddy Krueger
  • Jason Voorhees
  • Chucky (Child's Play series)
  • Chestbuster alien
  • Grinch (Jim Carrey version)
  • The Mask
  • Cat creature
  • Human/reptile hybrid
  • Human/fish hybrid
  • King Kong
  • Godzilla
  • The following Star Wars alien species: Gungan, Wookie, Hutt, Toydarian, Ronto, Bothan, and Ewok.
  • Yeti
  • Sasquatch
  • Dragon

Additional monster forms:

  • Werebelushi family members: Werebelushi, werejackblack, werejosh (as in Josh Peck), and werehurley (Jorge Garcia of Lost fame).
  • Wereleno.
  • Chumsley the werejohncandy
  • Ghost
  • Undead Elvis.
  • Man-Bat (from the Batman comics and animated series)
  • Gargoyle
  • Sulley (Monsters Inc)
  • Ghoul Friend (this one is based on Andria, it's kind of like the Corpse Bride)
  • The following World Of Warcraft species: Elf, Pandaren, Orc, Tauren, Troll.
  • Loch Ness Monster
  • Genie
  • Phasm (magical ghost, kind of like Flabber from Beetleborgs)
  • Beast (X-Men)
  • Venom (Spiderman)
  • Carnage (also from Spiderman)
  • Igor
  • Shrek
  • Super Ghoul (Michael Jackson's Ghosts)
Now the monster morpher device is available in stores, it's sort of a wrist watch shaped like a skull.

2 comments:

  1. What could the monster morpher do to me? I can already turn into a mermaid, an angel, a tigress, a rotting corpse, several different normal people (if you can call a Rastafarian, the lady from the Pine-Sol commercials, a homeless person who is hardly recognisable as human, Colonel Sanders, a Hans Moleman lookalike, Osama bin Laden, Sarah Palin, Barack Obama, John McCain, George W. Bush or a retarded quadriplegic on oxygen "normal"), but I'm wondering if I could turn into a homicidal Maserati Ghibli a la Christine, an Audrey II plant or a brain-eating rock with the help of your machine.

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  2. Well yes.. but there are still a few kinks we have to work out though. We'll keep your posted though.

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