Tuesday 18 August 2009

The experiment

We've been quite busy over the last few days. I've recently being doing a bit of experimenting. I was testing out the gene splicer machine this weekend. I combined my dna with Jim Carrey's in order to turn myself into a human/grinch hybrid. And I think it is working, although now I do have unfortunate problem of morphing into Jim Carrey at random. I think the experiment has worked because I am now what you would call a weregrinch. And since I also turn into Jim Carrey at random I now have Jim as my alter personality. Don't worry though I am not evil, I am lawful good. No, Jim and I aren't evil but there have been some suspicions. Nonetheless I am glad to be back. And you know being a weregrinch isn't as bad as people think it is, in fact it's actually kind of fun. There's a lot of talk about the transformation being painful and scary but the ones Jim and I usually have are nothing like that. Okay so the growing green fur all over your body bit kind of itches at first but over time I got used to it.

I quite like being a weregrinch, it's fun.

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