DA

I really do love DA and all it has but i think it could use for a few improvements, first of all I think that they should give Fella a voice so that he may talk.



Also i'd like some other way to delete all those offensive comments keep popping up all over some of our DA pages other than Report spam. A delete comment option would be nice.



Also the site needs better security, and we need a way to keep those guys at Encyclopedia Dramatica away from this site for good, I suggest something like one of those Screamers you sometimes get on other websites.



Basically we also need a way they can track the IP addressses of the person who posted those offensive comments which would also come in handy when tracking down those jerks at ED. That would show those bastards at ED not to take art of DA without permission



Or we could show them the error of their ways by scaring them straight, by showing them an educational but at the same disturbing PSA on what could happen if they don't stop their "trolling" (for example their heads exploding like in the movie Scanners, or have them turning into ugly, grotesque demons).



Also for the above Albino Llama status i was thinking maybe Llama God or Lord/Lady Of Llamas title. And thus this title would come with great advantages like said deviant who recieves it getting god-like superpowers.



Depending on what kind of art the deviant specialises in they would get their own unique powers, those specialising in transformation themed art such as myself, blackbluedawg, werekatt, weremoose, fullmoonmaster, and blackrat would get transformation based ones. For example i'd like to turn the guy who refered to me as a mindless sheep into an ACTUAL sheep not just to teach him a lesson but for a laugh as well. As for people who act mean to me on Christmas i'd turn them into grinch type creatures.



As for what i'd do to Encyclopedia Dramatica, i'd turn most if not all of their editors into pigs like the sorceress does to the soldiers in the movie Willow.




Also to some extent i'd like to be able to transfur a voodoo curse over to people i hate online. Us transformation themed artists would also be able to transform into our respective creature forms, mine being a savage weregrinch, werekatt's being a cat, fullmoonmaster's being a demon, Lance's one being a moose, Blackrat's being well a rat-like being.