Monday 6 April 2009

Renegade Buzz Lightyear Action Figures

This is Doc M with an important announcement, due to something that went wrong on my brother's part, some of the toys we've invented have come alive and are on the loose. These particular toys are a set of Buzz Lightyear action figures modelled after the Thinkway one. They are:

  • LightyearBug (the original Buzz Lightyear toy fused with a toy of Francis the ladybug from A Bug's Life ala Jeff Goldblum in The Fly)
  • Renegade Buzz (a Mad Max style armoured Buzz with retractable wolverine style claws)
  • Rambo Buzz (a Rambo inspired armoured Buzz with grenades in it's backpack)
  • Batman Buzz (a Batman inspired Buzz in a black suit with a batman logo in place of the Star command logo, inspired by Tim Burton's Batman)
  • Vampire Buzz (looks like an ordinary Buzz Lightyear except it has eerie glowing eyes, small fangs, claw gloves, and black wings, steer clear of this one).

LightyearBug, Renegade Buzz, Batman Buzz and Rambo Buzz are friendly but Vampire Buzz isn't. Due to my brother forgeting to switch his mode to good rather than evil, Vampire Buzz is evil, bloodthirsty, and above all very dangerous. If you ever see this one, aproach with caution, this one has been known to bite and likes to prey on innocent toys. We have no idea what would happen if it were to actually bite a person. Some of our electronic toys have a switch at the back, this switch is the "Good/Evil" mode switch, if the switch up then the toy is in "good mode" however if's down then the toy is in "evil mode". Little Jay has that switch on his back (I hope no one has accidentally switched it to evil mode).

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