Thursday 9 April 2009

Tazmin the cousin from hell.

In the very first school we went to, we met a nice girl named Kirsty and became friends with her. She lived in a very clean adode and had a great pair of parents- her dad was a comic genius, her mother was very smart, and she had a great older brother who is a hardcore gamer and wrestling extraordinare, also he's a great athlete. However there is one member of her family that we constantly tried to avoid and that's her cousin Tasmin. Tasmin is one monster of an 12 year old. She's 10 parts Tsundere, 10 parts Enfante Terrible and all Creepy Child. She had all the markings of an evil genius. She looks like Miranda Cosgrove of Drake and Josh and Icarly fame, and is basically what we call an Expy of Megan from Drake and Josh in everywhere. Her hobbies included making Kirsty and her brother's life miserable, torturing us, and playing practical jokes. Her absolute favorite animals in the whole wide world are cats. She was a bit catty herself, so much so my brother and I always swore she was a werecat like Irene from that movie Cat People. I had a nightmare with her in it once, and she turned into a cat creature of some kind. She was extremely clever for a girl her age- a bit too clever. I mean she had her own hi tech evil fortress full of booby traps and everything. And she was also extremely evil, so evil that she has her own evil laugh and even has her own villain song (which she wrote all by herself). Trust me, she is really good at being evil, she's the world's youngest criminal mind. We even a cat-like version of her as one of the villains in our Biker Mice mini series.

This is what she looks like normally:



























And this is a photomanip we did of her as a werecat:

2 comments:

  1. What I suggest you turn Tazmin into is a wereandria. Since I obviously can't spend all my time with you and am already spoken for, you might want to consider the possibility of turning her into a wereandria. All you need is some syrup of ipecac with Red Bull, Windex, generic liquid laundry detergent and 190-proof grain alcohol, make her drink it, and after she starts to vomit, push her into a cold shower, leave the room and keep her there for an hour, and you will find a wereandria in the shower stall when you return.

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  2. Nah, we've got other plans for her. You see, she loves cats but the animal that she hates the most are rats. We intend to turn her into a ratgirl to teach her a lesson.

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