Wednesday 15 April 2009

The Rides And Attractions of our museum/amusement park

Ladies and gentlemen we are proud to present Doc M and Co's Museum Of Extreme Oddities. This is an interactive museum like no other, and do you know why? Because it's part amusement park. It has several rides and attractions in each wing, and it's as big as Elvis's Graceland mansion.

The Sci Fi Wing: Rides and Attractions


The sci fi wing is a hi tech futuristic area designed to look like the inside of a moonbase. There is a robotic tour guide named Bob and his job is to show you around.



  • Star Wars Flight Simulator. (this ride allows you to pilot an X-Ray, tie fighter, Naboo star fighter or the milenium falcon, and realistic graphics make it look like you're in the one of the Star Wars movies)

  • Buzz Lightyear Space Quest (this action packed ride gives you the chance to save the galaxy with everyone's favourite space ranger)

  • Talk With The Aliens (this attraction uses special software, speak into the microphone and anything you say will be translated into an alien language of your choice)

  • Darth Rangoon's Sith Challenge (this attraction is where you get to face our good friend and future sithlord Darth Rangoon in a series of challenges including lightsaber battles)

  • Ben 10 Morph Chamber (using state of the art technology, this attraction has the ability to turn you into one of Ben's alien hero forms)

  • Dr Who Time Machine (take a journey through time when you hop on this attraction)

  • Terminator Robot Battle Spectacular(see our replica of the Terminator battle against other robots and androids in this epic show)

  • Star Trek Voyage (this Star Trek inspired ride takes you on a virtual reality trip through the universe, also inserts you into a scene from the Star Trek tv series or one of the movies so it looks like you're a part of Captain Kirk's crew).

  • MST3K Experience (allows you to be a part of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and gives you the chance to meet Mike and the bots)

The Magic And Fantasy Wing:


This wing of the museum is made to resemble a fairy tale kingdom. A magical cat-like character named Merv the wishling serves as the tour guide here.





  • Into The Labyrinth (this attraction is a maze made to be extremely like the one from the film Labyrinth, see if you can make it through the maze and outwit Jareth, has various creatures, and more than a few suprises, narrated by Tyrone The Terrible doing his extremely clever David Bowie impersonation, also features realistic hologram of David Bowie as Jareth the goblin king)

  • Fairy Tale Ferry (this is a gentle boat ride which takes you through fairy tale land).

  • Never Ending Story Dragon Ride (this ride is where you ride on the back of Falkor the luck dragon from Never Ending Story and travel around in a fantastic fantasy world)

  • Splash Mermaid Show (this entertaining attraction is a stunt spectacular featuring our resident mermaid and her fishy friends, you can pet the dolphins).

  • Dungeons And Dragons Hero's Journey (this ride takes you into the world of Dungeons and Dragons, where you'll encounter monsters of every kind and meet up with a heroic team of adventurers)

The Masters Of Horror Wing: Rides And Attractions


This wing of the museum is made to look like a set from a horror film. An Alice Cooper-like character by the name of Morgoth serves as the tour guide.



  • Nightmare On Elm Street Dreamscape (this ride is the ultimate in scaryiness, in this ride you must help Nancy and the other teens in their struggle against the wicked Freddy Krueger. Remember, don't fall asleep).

  • Ghostbusters Ghost Catching Challenge (In this attraction you are required to help the ghostbusters by capturing various evil spirits that are floating around this wing of the museum)

  • Poultergeist Haunted House (this ride is based on the film Poultergeist and is similar to Disney's haunted mansion ride except much scarier and without the singing busts, Madam Leota and all the other stuff that the disney haunted house has, this ride uses numerous elements from the Poultergeist movies)

  • House Of Wax (this attraction is inspired by the movie House Of Wax, narrated by Tyrone The Terrible doing his famous Vincent Price impersonation)

  • Camp Crystal Lake Experience (this ride uses various elements of the Friday the 13th films, it's an epic thrillride)

  • Bad Moon Rising (this attraction is inspired by American Werewolf In London and The Howling films, beware the moon).

  • The Bates Motel tour (inspired by Psycho, take a tour of the bates motel)

  • Jaws (a seeminly gentle boat ride with a bite)

  • Gremlins Factory (make your own Gremlins style creature, but don't get it wet, don't expose it to sunlight and don't feed it after midnight)

  • Child's Play (this ride is an interactive 3d ride where you have to stop Chucky the killer doll)

  • Tales From The Crypt Haunted House tour (take a tour of the famous haunted house from the intro of Tales From The Crypt, if you're really lucky you might meet the Crypt Keeper himself)

  • The Alien Experience (this attraction uses elements from the Alien movies, look out for chestbusters, xenomorphs and facehuggers)

  • The Bloody Good Sweeney Todd Spectacular (this is a spectacular reinactment of Tim Burton's Sweeney Todd film)

  • Zombie Blasters (inspired by George Romero's zombie flicks, in this attraction you have to shoot various zombified townspeople)

  • Dr Madness's Monster Morpher (morph yourself into a variety of different monsters such as a vampire, werewolf, zombie, ghost, frankenthing or Tim Burtonesque demon)


The David Cronenberg Wing:


This wing is a treat for fans of all things gory as it resembles the tv station from the film Videodrome and the tour guide is a human/fly hybrid named Jeff.



  • Squickatorium (experience the squickiness of David Cronenberg's movies, includes elemnts from The Fly, Scanners, Dead Zone, Crash, Existenz and Videodrome, you need to have a really a strong stomach for this attraction)

  • The Fly Telepod Ride (test out the telepods from David Cronenberg's The Fly, but be careful not to let a fly in there with you, be afraid, be very afraid)

  • Videodrome Experience (a squickily organic attraction inspired by Videodrome)

  • Scanners VR Freakout (inspired by Scanners, take a freaky virtual reality trip in a computer)

  • Crash Coaster (inspired by the movie Crash, this is a fast paced rollercoaster)

Superhero Wing:


This wing of the museum is made to resemble the inside of the Xavier Academy from X-Men and it's tour guide is none other than our lantern jawed friend Chinstar.



  • Millitary Koalas: Assault Force (this is a Millitary Koalas ride, it's a fast paced action ride where you help the Millitary Koalas defend their city from the forces of evil)

  • Batman The Ride (a dark ride inspired by Tim Burton's Batman films, includes elements from Batman and Batman Returns)

  • Chinstar's Chintastic Stunt Show (a stunt show featuring our friend Sam Leno as his superhero alter ego Chinstar)

  • Spiderman Web Shooters (a shooting gallery style attraction where you use spiderman web shooter gloves to shoot webs at enemies like Venom, Carnage, Doc Ock and Rhino)

  • Aquaman's Aqua Voyage (take a dive with Aquaman and help him defend the underwater kingdom)

  • Power Rangers Powercoaster (a rollercoaster inspired by Power Rangers, it has several elements from all Power Rangers series)

  • Beetleborgs 3D (A 3D ride with state of the art special effects, is kind of similar to Muppet Vision 3D, has several elements from Big Bad Beetleborgs and Beetleborgs Metalix.)

  • Green Lantern Training (this interactive attraction gives you the chance to test your superhero skills to see if you would make a good member of the Green Lantern Corps)

The Wacky Comedy Wing: Rides And Attractions


This wing of the museum is made to look like the set of a wacky kids show, a kooky comedian named Captain Comedy serves as the tour guide.



  • Amiright Parodist Hall Of Fame (this attraction is a homage to parody website Amiright and features various images of alumni from that site and an audio tour which provides the backstory for each one of them, me and my brother included)

  • Seinfeld Experience (this inserts you into an episode of the hit show Seinfeld)

  • Three Stooges Show (this hillarious show is a homage to the Three Stooges featuring me as Larry, my brother as Moe,Sam Leno as Shemp, and Joshua Loius Belushi as Curly)

  • Hall Of Comedians (A tribute to those funnymen who are no longer with us, learn about such great comedians as John Belushi, Richard Pryor, Jackie Gleason and Lucile Ball)

  • Laugh O Rama Movie Theatre (a movie theatre which shows various classic comedies from the 70's, 80's and 90's, shows John Candy movies during the months of March and October).

  • Doizee's Silly Spinners (this is a wacky spinning teacup style ride inspired by one of Doizee's movies)

  • The John Candy Tribute Show (this is a special show that pays homage to the late great John Candy, features our mascot Chumsley the werejohncandy as John Candy)

  • The Mask Wacky Rollercoaster (a zany rollercoaster inspired by the Jim Carrey comedy The Mask)

  • Saturday Night Live Experience (this attraction uses special technology to insert you into a SNL sketch of your choice, you can choose from 1978-1992)

  • Caddyshack Golf Cart Racers (inspired by the hit film Caddyshack).

Special character meet and greets:


Throughout the park, there are several characters wondering around, sometimes visitors get the chance to meet them.


Character meet and greets: Sci Fi Wing




  • Darth Rangoon.

  • Bobbo the alien.

  • Bob the robot.

  • Captain LeRoy.

  • Evil Emperor Xion.

Character meet and greets: Magic and Fantasy Wing



  • Princess Andria

  • Prince Alvin (a medieval Elvis Presley)

  • Merv

  • Master Of Oz.

  • Mystico The Genie.

  • Madam Starlight.


Character meet and greets: Masters Of Horror Wing.



  • Morgoth.

  • Zombo the super smart zombie.

  • Creepso the clown.

  • Gravedigger Dave.

  • Parker the werewolf.

  • Nigel Von Sinister.

  • Queen Of Darkness.

Character meet and greets: David Cronenberg Wing.



  • Jeff the half human half fly.

  • Dr Madness.

  • Brundlefly III.

  • Cockroach Guy.

  • Hacker Joe.

Character meet and greets: Superhero Wing




  • Chinstar
  • Power Lass
  • Lioness.
  • Fish Lad and Fish Girl.
  • Tyrone The Terrible.
  • Masked Phantasm
  • The Millitary Koalas.
  • Reptile Man.
  • Sonic Star.
  • Rodent Avenger.

Character meet and greets: Wacky Comedy Wing

  • Chumsley
  • Gooby the Goof.
  • Basil Brush, Bingo and Mortimer.
  • The Rattastein Brothers.
  • Ratty The Rude Rat.
  • Captain Comedy.



5 comments:

  1. Sounds like a great museum and amusement park, and better than Disneyland to boot. I assume it's in Burbank?

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  2. Yep it's in Burbank. You can meet Chinstar and Tyrone The Terrible in the Super Hero wing. Jeff the fly man is modelled after Jeff Goldblum's character in The Fly. Morgoth is a No Celebrities Were Harmed Expy of Alice Cooper.

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  3. Oh and every August we have an Elvis Week to commerate the anniversary of the death of the king of rock and roll just like at Graceland. Except ours is even bigger. For us it's that special time of year where Elvis's ghost visits, performs and gives presents to fans. The Elvis Ghost is created using state of the art special effects so it's kind of like a hologram only more realistic. There's also a fireworks display. My brother created the elvis ghost character, he was first used in one of our much earlier animated features, a fantasy film titled Mirror Mirror which was about an alternate universe located in a magic mirror.

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  4. Sounds like fun. If Alan and I can find directions to your museum/amusement park, we might just go to your Elvis festival. Just look for me (My hairstyle has changed, as my profile picture shows) and a guy who looks like Dale from "King of the Hill" in the crowd and either a black Chevy van with front-end damage or a pristine bronze-colored Datsun 260Z "2+2" sports coupe, both with Washington plates, in the parking lot

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  5. We've added a lot of new rides and attractions including a Michael Jackson tribute show in the masters of horror, fantasy, sci fi, and superhero wings.

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