Tyrone The Terrible's Villain Song Fest

Our resident evil genius Tyrone The Terrible is hosting a contest. Not just any ordinary contest- a villain song contest. What is a villain song you ask? TV Tropes defies the Villain Song as: "An over-the-top, gloating cackle about their philosophy of life. Said philosophy is usually that the world is there for the taking, or that the world has wronged them and they will take revenge, or that they just like hurting people and nobody is going to stop them. The villain usually gets lots of eye candy to go with their song - live performers will dance up a storm, while animated villains will get pyrotechnics all around them. If they don't get huge visuals, it better damn well be because the song itself steals the show, and trying to distract from that with a lot of flashy visuals is just asking for a chandelier to fall on someone. This song is usually delivered in a minor key and typically features dramatic evidence of the villain's evil nature, such as playful abuse of loyal minions, taunting of prisoners or random destruction of incidental locations of the villain's secret lair, usually for the purpose of abusing minions or taunting prisoners". Our friend Tyrone The Terrible specialises in this kind of song and so does his friend Darth Rangoon. Darth Rangoon has his own Villain Song titled Circus Of Fear while Tyrone The Terrible has more than one, but his most famous one is Trouble Is My Middle Name. Me and my brother have a villain song called Evil Science, I also have one titled Our Villain Song which is one I submitted to Whatfreaks. The rules of the contest are simple, imagine that you are an evil villain/villainess, write a song describing how evil you are and what your evil plans are. Whoever sends in the most evil villain song entry will get to perform their villain song at Tyrone The Terrible's evil fortress. Runners up will also recieve an assortment Disney Villain Electronic Buddies, Electronic Scarers, and Horror themed playtime friends- and also an array of evil gadgets and weapons. And don't forget to add an evil laugh at the end.