Elvis Week: Coming In August.

On August 16th 1977 the king of rock and roll passed away....or so we thought he did. To many fans he is not dead, but he is still with us but in a very very very far away location like Evil Island (which is the island my good friend Tyrone The Terrible owns). Where is he? No one knows. But what we DO know is that Elvis Week is a big deal at Graceland because it's that special time of year while they pay their respects to their hero Elvis Presley. It's also a big deal to me and my brother. We have an Elvis Week at our theme park/museum thar is just as awesome as Graceland's one. For our one there's a fireworks display, and the ghost of Elvis comes to perform and gives presents to the fans and ones who are pure of heart. To please him during this week we sing carols like at christmas time.

This is an Elvis Week carol we sing every year:

There have been many singers.
Each great in their own way.
The one singer we're here for.
Is one you can't beat.
He's more precious than silver
And more splendid than gold
He's something to treasure
And something to behold.
As long as there's Elvis.
I truly believe
That we'll all be blessed.
On Elvis Week (Elvis Week)
We gather at Graceland.
It's the time to rejoice
To honour the king.
In awe of his voice.
As long as there's Elvis.
I truly believe
That we'll all be blessed.
On Elvis Week (Elvis Week)
There is more (so much more)
To Elvis Presley (to Elvis Presley)
Than sideburns and jumpsuits
Cadilacs and blue suede shoes.
Some singers come and go.
But there is only one king.
As long as there's Elvis.I truly believe That we'll all be blessed.
On Elvis Week (on Elvis Week)
As long as there's Elvis.
I truly believe (I truly believe)
That we'll all be blessed.
On Elvis Week (on Elvis Week)
That we'll all be blessed on Elvis Week.


Other festivites during the week include giving a peace offering, holding hands in harmony, and special appearances by the Ghost of Elvis. The Elvis ghost is created using a special effects program on the computer so it's like a hologram only more realistic. There's also lots of lights and other wonders.

101 uses and reasons for physyical shifting

1. Can easily scare away unwanted intruders (including mailmen) out of your house.
2. Can terrify skiers on a ski trip by pretending to be a yeti (For Wereapes)
   
3. Can truthfully say…”The dog ate my homework.”
   
4. For Werebirds: No more airplanes!
   
5. Can use claws to open cans and shred bad mail you don’t want.
   
6. Can retract fangs to freak your neighbours out.
   
7. For Wereowls: Can twist your head around and freak out your enemies like in the Exorcist.
   
8. Knife and fork? Sorry, not for you!
   
9. Mum won’t tell you not to play with your food ever again.
   
10. You can finally get back at that creepy dentist you really hate.
    
11. Who needs a bath or a shower now?
    
12. Can finally back at that evil doctor who keeps trying to kill you with a needle.
    
13. Can easily make new friends at the zoo.
    
14. For Werecats: Can get back at the barking dogs that keep waking you up at night.
    
15. Can easily scare away the annoying black cat that’s been giving you bad luck.
    
16. Can easily take care of the bully at school.
    
17. Can mess with the landlord’s mind.
    
18. Can finally teach your mean old work boss a lesson.
    
19. Can scare away teachers.
    
20. Blue ribbon at every pet show.
    
21. You can easily scratch yourself without the aid of a person or object.
    
22. Can easily be both the roles of Beast and Gaston in your school production of Beauty and the beast.
    
23. It’s ridiculously easy to win 1st prize at a dog show!
    
24. For Wererats: It’s easy to slip past enemies unnoticed.
    
25. When someone tells you…”Bite me” , you can.
    
26. For Werelizards: Can easily “blend in with the crowd.”
    
27. FREE FOOD!
    
28. Can easily groom yourself.
    
29. For Werelions: Can easily imitate Mufasa or Scar.
    
30. Steady job as a Disney villain. Shapeshifying villains are always favourable.
    
31. Steady job as a professional wrestler.
    
32. Steady job as a villain in a video game/movie.
    
33. Can easily get a spot as a villain in an episode of Buffy.
    
34. Shaving? No need for shaving!
    
35. Security won’t bother you when you go to rob a store.
    
36. Can truthfully say….”And every last inch of me is covered with hair.” like Gaston.
    
37. Dental hygiene via dog biscuits.
    
38. For WereBeasts: Can easily imitate the fight scene between Beast and Gaston in BATB.
39. For Werecats: Catwoman has got nothing on you.
40.  Paper boys either get outrun or maimed.
41. Can play Frisbee with yourself.
42. Cut down on food bills and over population at the same time.
43.  No one will want to wake you up in the morning.
44. Coats? Who needs them when you have fur!
45. Can easily scare away your annoying snobbish arch rival.
46. Can ruin mum’s new curtains by scratching them to bits.
47. Never have to use a towel to dry off.
48. Can easily replace Felix in the Felix cat food commercial as the new spokescat (For Werecats).
49. Can be hired for security.
50. No one will ever want to rob from you.
51. Can easily get a job as a guard dog.
52. For Weredragons: No need to use a campfire for roasting marshmallows.
53.  Easy money: Go to a vet and sue for trying to kill your pet.
54.  Can scare annoying nosey neighbours away real good.
55. For Werecats: Can do a dead on Mike Myers impersonation.
56.  Now that you’re a were-(insert animal name here) you can get payback on your enemies by tripping them up with your tail.
57. For werecows: No need to go to the supermarket to get milk.
58. You don’t need a fancy costume or makeup to look good on Halloween.
59.  For werebats: Batman has nothing on you.
60. Can get a guess spot as a villain/villainess on an episode of Big Wolf On Campus.
61.  They love you so much that they’ll want you back for more episodes.
62. X files? You are one and you will get the encounters special to yourself.
63. It's ridiculously easy to get a part in any movie.

64. Same goes for TV, cartoons and video games.

65. Everyone will want you to be their bodyguard.

66. Annoying intruders get scared off easily.

67. Your brother or sister won't ever bother you.

68. Can instantly beat your friends in a running race.

69. Can beat the captain of the football team in a wrestling match.

70. The cool thing is that you can do whatever you want.

71. For WereApes: can do a dead on impersonation of King Kong.

72. Can easily get hired to work at a store.

73. No burglars will ever want to rob from that store again after they see that you work in it.

74. Can outrun the dog catcher/exterminator.

75. No need to shave.

76. Can be relied on to save people.

77. Your best friend will never be picked on by bullies again knowing that they have you to protect them.

78. It can come in handy.

79. Can Become a tag champion instantly.

80. Your enemies will now back away whenever you're around.

81. For Werebelushi family members: You can now eat all you can eat.

82. For WereElvises: Can easily whoop your opponent at karaoke contests and at games of Singstar.

83. People will never ever complain about your pets making noise in the middle of the night ever again.

84. For weredogs: Can be your own best friend.

85. Same goes for you if you are a Werejohncandy.

86. Can stay up all night.

87. For werecats: Can make an exellent cat burgular (literally)

88. For wererats: Can do a great impersonation of Ratigan from the Great Mouse Detective.

89. Another one for WereElvises: You are a shoe in to win ANY Elvis impersonator contest.

90. You'll never have to ask permission to go out late at night anymore.

91. For werelions: MGM will more than likely want you to be the fill in for Leo the lion.

92. Costume contests are a piece of cake.

93. It's fun messing with people's heads.

94. No dry cleaning bills ever again.

95. Unlimited oppuntunites to have fun.

96. Having super keen senses and superhuman agility and strength come in handy when in sticky situations

97. For WereElvises again: Can easily start up a Crowd Song musical number.

98. Instant fame and popularity.

99. Another one for the WereElvi crowd: Can easily win the heart of the love of your life with a beautiful love song.

100. Being able to transform at will gives you hours of fun.

And

101. It's the best thing ever.

Teenage WereElvis other characters

You've already meet the Presley family in Teenage WereElvis, now meet some of their friends.

• Lesslie

A classmate of and also a level 18 WereElvis and the female counterpart to my character. She's very intelligent, beautiful, stylish and spunky. She has a very beautiful voice, when she sings everyone around her joins in. Much like my character she is a WereElvis, not only that she possessess the beauty and grace of a real princess. She also knows a variety of martial arts and is very brave and heroic.

• Cassie

Bubba Presley's human girlfriend, she is similar to Belle from Beauty And The Beast. Cassie is smart, sensible and sophisticated. She also loves to read, sing and dance. Jasie's brother Spike has his her on his mind and wants her to be his- the "relationship" between Cassie and Spike is a lot like the one between Belle and Gaston in Beauty And The Beast. Cassie believes that Bubba would never ever hurt anyone.

• Jackie

My character's best friend. He is a wacky, goofy class clown with a great sense of humour. He and Billy are only ones who knows that the Presley family are WereElvises.

• Billy

My character's other best friend. A smart, laid back techno geek with a great amount of knowledge. He and Jackie are the only ones who know of their friend Jasie's secret.

• Cassandra

Lisa Marie's rival. Cassandra is a rich, spoiled heiress with an attitude as bad as her dress sense.

• Amber and Rachelle.

Lisa Marie's two best friends. Amber is into sports and Rachelle is into art. Amber is the smart one while Rachelle is the ditz.

• Leo

Lisa Marie's love interest, an extremely handsome guy with a great personality. He resembles actor Johnny Depp and is similar to a young Marlon Brando. Leo doesn't mind that Lisa Marie is a WereElvis, in fact he kind of likes it.

• Princess Andria

A beautiful princess who comes from a Disney style fairy tale world. She has red hair, brown eyes and a greenish blue dress. She wears a tiara and is a composite of quite a few Disney princessess mainly Jasmin, Belle, Ariel and Cinderella.

• Prince Alvin

A handsome prince who comes from a Disney style fairy tale world, he is Princess Andria's love interest, he is also a WereElvis. Prince Alvin is a very heroic prince. He wears a gold nobleman's outfit and is a composite of a few Disney heroes include Edward from Enchanted, Hercules, Phoebus and Prince Eric.

Teenage WereElvis In Villain Mountain

This week we will be airing a very special episode of Teenage WereElvis titled Villain Mountain. It is a feature lenghth episode. In this special, the Presley family go on a trip to Walt Disneyworld Florida where they notice a strange new ride that wasn't there before, it's a dark, sinister looking ride made to resemble a mountain-like fortress. The rest of the family aren't so sure about going on it but Spike (the resident evil genius and the only evil WereElvis in the family) on the other hand is most certainly sure that he wants to go on it. Much later after they go on the ride, Spike sneaks backstage and teams up with an array of Disney's most famous villains who are planning to take over the whole park. It's up to Elvis and the rest of the family to try and stop Spike and the Disney villains. The fight scenes each of the Presley family members have against said Disney villain pays homage to the ones from the movies they're from (e.g Elvis's fight with Scar pays homage to the battle scene from The Lion King, Bubba's fight with Gaston pays homage to the Beast VS Gaston fight from Beauty And The Beast). Features plenty of transformation scenes, including quite a few One Winged Angel acts (mainly Jafar, Maleficent, and Ursula) Almost every Disney villain ever will be appearing in it including Professor Ratigan from The Great Mouse Detective- although since Vincent Price is no longer with us we had a hardtime finding someone to fill in, luckily we've got our resident evil genius Tyrone The Terrible to do it because he does a killer Vincent Price impersonation. It's going to be epic. It's based on an idea for a Disneyworld ride someone thought of named Villain Mountain.

Teenage WereElvis

We did a show a while back about a teenage WereElvis crime fighter. It was called Teenage WereElvis and the title character was Jasie Presley- a member of Elvis's family. We are going to give you an inside look on the Presley family from that show. A WereElvis is the most majestic lycanthrope of all, it's modelled after Elvis Presley and has claws, cute little fangs, pointed ears, black fur, glowing red eyes and a variety of superpowers. There are quite a few subspecies of WereElvi include Redneck WereElvis, Mountain WereElvis, Lesser WereElvis, Dark WereElvis, Alternate Universe WereElvis, Giant WereElvis and Super WereElvis. The show is similar to Big Wolf On Campus.