Fright Night

Our favourite werewolf film is American Werewolf In London but our favourite vampire film is Fright Night. There are several things we love about it. One of which is the crazy character Evil Ed, the picture above is of him as a wolf. Chris Sarandon was fangtastic as the sexy vampire Jerry Dandridge, and Roddy McDowell was very good as the "fearless vampire killer". We have the movie Fright Night on dvd. Interestingly enough the special fx for this movie were also done by the guys who did the special effects for Ghostbusters. You know the scene where the main character's girlfriend turns into a crazy looking vampire with those wacky teeth? That crazy vampire she turns into happens to be a version of the Librarian ghost that was rejected because it was too scary! We also love the soundtrack to Fright Night, especially Come To Me by Brad Fiedel- that tune has such a haunting melody. We have quite a few shout-outs to the movie in some of our work. When we play Zoo Tycoon 2 Endangered Species we always have a wolf exhibit and name the wolf (usually a male) Evil Ed.

Jack Black: Tenaciously Awesome

This is a tribute to the most awesome comedian/rocker ever- Jack Black of Tenacious D. Tenacious D is the best band ever. We love Jack Black's movies. Jack's like this generation's John Belushi/Chris Farley. We saw him on the Tyra Banks show with Ben Stiller, they were talking about Tropic Thunder (which by the way was awesome). Jack Black's really really funny. You know, me and my mates went to a Tenacious D concert once. The D performed Tribute, Wonder Boy, F**K her Gently, Kielbasa, Lee, and a couple of songs from the Tenacious D movie. It was like totally awesome. My mother met Jack once at a museum, I think it was an art museum, unfortunately she didn't get his autograph which I am still miffed about. Mom says he came across as a very nice person. He had short hair that day, wore sandals, shorts, and a blue shirt. My mom's sister and niece were there too. There was also this blond dude with Jack at the time, we're not sure who he was but he might have been Owen Wilson.

This is Jables Jr. A plush doll we did of Jack Black. Jables Jr is kind of similar to the Jittery Jack Black Electronic Plush we did. As you can see in this photo, he is not wearing pants- this is simply because he doesn't like wearing them he prefers to run around like crazy with no pants on. He is twice as hyperactive as Jack Black himself and says quite a few amusing JBisms when you squeeze his hand and also makes zany noises like that sound effects man from Police Academy- he also yells "CAFFEINE!" a lot. His favourite drink is coffee and he'll go absolutely crazy for anything caffeine related. Jables Jr also has a friend named Kage, who comes with him. The two of them interact with eachother and sing songs- mainly Tenacious D songs. We did do this really funny video featuring him and Kage and lip sincing the Gaston song from Beauty And The Beast. The toy in the background is a Sweet Talkin Puss In Boots plush from Shrek 3.

This is a character my brother plays when we do role-playing. I play a werejohncandy named Sampson who works as a chef, and my brother plays the villain- a maniacal werejackblack named Ax. My brother is exceptional good at being evil when it comes to this part, heck he even does his own villain song. He does tend to get carried away sometimes, on one ocassion he actually transformed INTO the character and it was quite a traumatic transformation for him too. Luckily during that time I was turned into my character, although my character is more of a gentle giant than a fighter- because our friend Sam Leno/Chinstar plays the hero character (who is a lantern jawed marksman who resembles Gaston from Beauty And The Beast). We have action figures of our role play characters. Also we have a great electronic bust of the character my brother plays, when people walk past it's eyes glow and it cackles insanely like the Crypt Keeper and then says "I AM AX! BOW BEFORE MY AWESOME EVILNESS!", and when an intruder comes by he shouts "HALT! YOU CANNOT ENTER THIS ROOM! FOR IN THIS ROOM IS THE MOST TERRIFYING THING YOU COULD EVER IMAGINE. DO NOT GO ANY FURTHER, IF YOU DO YOU WIL FACE CERTAIN DOOM!" in a hammy manner and then laughs maniacally.

We think it would be funny if Jack Black did covers of some animated villain songs and here are the ones we would love to hear him sing:

• Gaston (Beauty And The Beast)


• The Mob Song (Beauty And The Beast)


• Be Prepared (The Lion King)


• Toxic Love (Ferngully)


• Don't Make Me Laugh (Pebble And The Penguin)


• In The Dark Of The Night (Anastasia)


• Poor Unfortunate Souls (Little Mermaid)


• Don't Fall In Love (Beauty And The Beast Enchanted Christmas)


• Big And Loud (Cats Can't Dance)


• Hellfire (Hunchback Of Notre Dame)

Jack is a good mate of ours too, he voices a character or two in some of our animated shows. In Biker Mice Extreme he voices two characters good guy Plutarkian Mikey Motzerella and Eddie the yeti-like alien from the Planet Rockstaria. He is also the voice of a koala version of himself in Millitary Koalas. We like working with him, it's fun just like it is when we're working with Tim Curry. It's always a blast having these actors doing guest appearances in our cartoon shows. We've got a lot of interesting stories about how much fun we have doing the shows and how much fun the guest stars have. Tim Curry was an absolute blast the first time we had him doing the voice of Morlock in the rock opera episode of Millitary Koalas. We also have a great time working with animators like Andrea Deja (the genius behind such Disney characters as Gaston, Scar, Hercules, Jafar and Lilo). The great thing about Millitary Koalas is that we have such an amazing voice cast including myself and my older bro. The character of Manogator (one of the villains) who is half man half aligator is voiced by a great friend of ours Mr John Kassir (you might know him as the Crypt Keeper from Tales From The Crypt), he uses a slightly gruffer more sinister version of his "Crypt Keeper voice" for the character.

Rude Rat and Basil Brush

Need a laugh? Then you've got just the toys for you. Introducing Basil Brush and his friend Ratty The Rude Rat. Basil is soft and cuddly and tells really funny jokes and does his famous laugh, while Ratty says a plethora of rude things- in a comical Leutonian accent (his catchphrase: "Shut uppa ya face!").

Gastonian Lessons

We present to you, lessons on how to be a Gastonian courtesy of our friends at bittersweet and strange.

• #1: Never say something bad about Gaston when he’s in the room.
• #1a: If you do say something bad about him, make sure none of his fans are around (they are such telltales!).
• #2: When speaking to Gaston, use words of two syllables or less.
• #3: Praise Gaston every other sentence.
• #4: Do not talk about yourself at all when you are speaking to him.
• #5: Show much interest in his hunting stories.
• #6: Do whatever he tells you to do, without asking.
• #7: If you are a woman, drool incessantly over him in his presence:
• #8: If you are a woman, don’t read, but massage his feet.
• #9: Don’t confuse him.
• #10: Never mention you are better in something than Gaston (not even reading).
• #11: Ask him to lift something heavy, flex his muscles or even if you can feel his muscles.
• 12. If you HAVE to turn down his proposal, figure out a way to do it that does not publicly humiliate him.
• 13. If you do follow Gaston around, make sure you have a mirror handy so that he can always keep himself as the perfect paragon he is.
• 14. Ask him how he keeps himself so devastingly handsome and what his daily regimen is to stay in such a flawless and gorgeous but very manly shape.
• 15. Be prepared to listen attentively to him as he rambles on and on incessantly about himself.
• 16. Should you get bored as he's talking about himself, never let him see that.
• 17. Never make Gaston angry. If you do, duck or get out of the way quickly !
• 18. Never disagree with him on anything.
• 19. If you are his rival for a girl's affections, DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON HIM!
• 20. If your birthday is close, keep in mind the one present he might remember to give you is a portrait_ of himself.
• 21. Like Death, Gaston should never be challenged to a game of chess. It might be dangerous for your health.
• 22. Help keep up Gaston's self esteem by telling him how gorgeous he looks... and stand him next to Lefou to accentuate this point!
• 23. Whenever he's down in the dumps, cheer him up with a rousing rendition of the Gaston song.
• 24. Never ever challenge him to a wrestling match, you will be sorry if you do.25. Never ever refer to him as vain, arrogant, or boastful. And never ever sing the song You're So Vain when in his presence (don't even think about it, and don't even consider humming it).
• 26. If you get the chance, ask him for an autograph.
• 27. Never ever say no to him.
• 28. Praise him at all times.
• 29. Never say there's anyone better than him.
• 30. Look up to him at all times and idolise him.
• 31. If you are the one person who can tolerate him for more than 10 seconds, you should hold on to him like grim death (which is not too far off btw)

Much Ado About Gastonians

There's a forum I visited regularly and that one forum is called Bittersweet and Strange, it's dedicated to Beauty And The Beast. There are several different kinds of fans that occupy there, fans of Belle are called Bellarians, fans of Beast are called Beasties, fans of Cogsworth are called Coggsies, Lumiere fans are called Lumies, and the most infamous are the fans of Gaston which are called Gastonians. I myself am a Gastonian, probably the most Gastonish gastonian around. I am Gastonian #342. A Gastonian's love for Gaston is contageous, once you've got it there's no turning back. We're like one big epidemic, sort of like a virus from one of those zombie movies but we don't turn people into brain-eating zombies like in Return Of The Living Dead.

Me and my friends have started our secret society of Gastonians, if you wish to join you're more than welcome to but you have to follow the gastonian code.

• It is illegal to say anything bad about Gaston.
  



• It is now illegal to say no to Gaston in anyway.
  



• It is now illegal to humilate Gaston in public.
  



• For females: It is now illegal to read when in the presence of Gaston.
  Valentine's Day shall now be named Everyone Loves Gaston Day. Where you are to worship him like if he was a god.
  



• For males: It is now illegal to say that you are better than him.
  



• It is illegal to make him look bad in anyway.
  



• From here on, boasting is now a state sport.
  



• The Gaston song will take the place of Happy Birthday as the birthday song.
  



• It is now illegal to make any wisecracks or really bad jokes about him and that includes making an insulting version of the Gaston song.
  



• A portrait or poster of Gaston should be hung-up on every wall.
  



• Everybody must have a Gaston shrine in their room.
  



• All Gaston Fan Club meetings and other matters at hand are to be held in the rec room also known as the Fortress Of Gastonitude.
  

• No Beasties (Beast fans) are allowed in the secret society Gastonians.
  



• To join the secret society of Gastonians, you must become a Gastonian yourself. To do this you must get bitten by one, after doing so you will undergo a painful American Werewolf In London style transformation.
  



• Once you become a Gastonian, there is no turnin back once you're a Gastonian the only transformation options available are into Gaston himself, his super modes (such as Big wolfish werewolf Gaston, vampire Gaston and Beastman Gaston) or a hybrid of both yourself and him.
  



• Never make Gaston mad.
  



• The town shall be renamed Gastonopolis.
  



• The most important rule of the secret society of Gastonians is that you must never mention it to any non Gastonian.
  



• Sucking up to Gaston is required.
  



• Obey all the other rules.

Gastonishness is contageous. Looks like i've already been bitten by the Gaston bug. You know what they say....once bitten, twice shy ("Once Bitten, you will feel no pain boy, once bitten, singing in the rain boy...lightning starts, oh oh, hearts will be mine forever, gonna be mine forever, you won't feel the pain boy. you see the light, and hear the thunder, I need your touch it's a spell you put me under, been known to know you, gonna be mine forever and I aint lyin!"). From the looks of it I really am starting to become Gastonian- very gastonian indeed.

PS: If you're wondering what song those lyrics are from, it's from a song titled Once Bitten it's by a band named 3-Speed, and it was from an 80's vampire flick starring a young Jim Carrey-the film itself was called Once Bitten. The lyrics are almost imposible to find.

This is a photomanip I did for one of my comics it's called the Gastonian. I dedicate to Trudi Rose. A Gastonian's love for Gaston is contageous, you see....us Gastonians are like vampires... except we that don't drink human blood, turn into bats or evapourate into dust if we get hit by sunlight.

TV Tropes shout out

I would like to give a shout out to TVTropes. It is the best website ever and everyone there is so kooky and funny. It's addictive. If you're ever online, check it out if you get the chance.

Warning: TV Tropes will ruin your life, they will also drain your blood and turn you into one of their undead slaves. Sorry, I was just messing with you.

About my friends

Today i'm tellin you all about my friends and family.

Something you should know about Tyrone The Terrible:

• He is of Latin descent.
• His full name is Tyrone Lacramosa.
• He is a supervillain.
• His song speciality is villain songs.
• His idols are Vincent Price, Peter Lorre and Tim Curry.
• He loves horror movies.
• He has his own evil lair.
• His favourite colour is blood red.
• He has a pet snake named after Jafar from Aladdin.
• He has numerous friends in the evil buisness.
• He plays the role of Baron Von Terrible the owner/founder of the Academy For Disney Villains in my Animal House series.
• He knows and has met more than a few Disney villains.
• He has his own Audrey II plant in the backyard.

Somethings you should know about Sam Leno/Chinstar:

• He is a superhero.
• He is the nephew of Jay Leno.
• His song speciality is superhero songs.
• He is a skilled martial artist.
• He is a fan of superhero comics.
• He is a great comedian.
• He is very potlite.

Somethings you should know about Werejoshpeckprince

• His full name is Joshua Loius Belushi.
• He is related to late comic John Belushi.
• He is the newest member of our cast.
• He is a member of TVTropes (he loves it there).
• He is a former badguy.
• He is a skilled actor, martial artist, writer and comedian.

Facts about my brother:

• His full name is Daniel "Dr Critic" Forester.
• He has robotic limbs.
• He is a skilled detective.
• He is the owner of the animation company we work in.
• He is a master of voice impersonations.

Master Of Oz facts:

• His name comes from the Yu-Gi-Oh monster of the same name.
• His full name is Matthias D. Ozmodius, or just Oz to his friends.
• His favourite animal is the koala.
• He is the genius behind the popular animated series Millitary Koalas.

Child's Play Type Experience: Truth in Television.

Ever seen the Child's Play movies? Well me and my brother have had more than a few experiences with toys that were just like that. We're going to tell you what they were:

• In 1989, my friend's little cousin got a set of Fireman Sam dolls for xmas. Now believe it or not I was absolutely terrified of Fireman Sam when I was a kid- sure he was a friendly fire fighter but I swore that he was actually an arsonist or serial killer (same goes for Postman Pat and Bob the Builder too). Anyway my best friend's little cousin Tazmin got a set of dolls of the main characters as a xmas present from her mother. I freaked out when I first saw them- there was something creepy about that one doll of Sam- the way it kept looking at me with that blank look in it's eyes. It was like something that crawled out of the uncanny valley. It was one of the scariest things I had ever seen. I couldn't bear to look at it- it was so frighteningly. In my eyes Fireman Sam was an utter creep, he and his eeeevil show made me afraid of fire for life (Curse you Fireman Sam, Curse You!) . It was only made worse when a guy dressed in a Fireman Sam mascot costume showed up at the school my brother and I went to when we were 12- the real life version of Sam was even creepier than the one on tv. I mean, it was THE most disturbing thing ever, he was behaving in a strange, creepy way. I'm not making this up. So, when our friend came over once for Thanksgiving we threw his cousin's Fireman Sam doll set over the fench and into our neighbour's yard (we also burned the various Fireman Sam merchandise my friend's little cousin had)- where some of them were ripped to shreds by the neighbour's dog Monstro. The week later, my best friend's mother found the dismembered Fireman Sam doll in the trash, it had an eye missing, an arm that looked like it was falling off and a chewed up hat. That's the last we ever saw of those creepy dolls.
• I went to a cousin's house one day and my cousin had this doll of The Grinch. It looked like the one from the cartoon and it had that smile on it's face. And everytime I walked past it I swore that it was watching me. That doll creeped the hell out of me. I told my mom about it and she asked my cousin's mom if they could hide the Grinch doll someplace where it wouldn't bother me so she put it in the basement. A couple of hours later I turn around and I see the doll right in the place it was before she put it in the basement which was really spooky. They finally got rid of that doll in the end, they sold it on Ebay.
• My brother had a similar experience with a Barney the Dinosaur plush doll once, I can't remember it all but my brother will be more than happy to tell you what happened. The person who owned it decided to get rid of it by giving it away to some less fortunate sap. Good thing too because that thing creeped me out to the max, it kept singing "I love youuu, you looove me, we're a happy family" over and over again- and at random too, it was just so creepy.
• Our first toy inventions were a singing koala named Matilda, a sheep named Charlene and a black cat named Cleopatra. When you pressed Matilda's paws the tune of Waltzin Matilda would play, when you gave Bobby a squeeze he had let out a soft bleating sound and when you squeezed the cat she would let out a cute meowing sound. Those three were invented in 1991 and they worked just fine. We played with them for 5 years then forgot about them. Then in 2001 we decided to get them out again to see if they still worked, but when we did...the tune that came out of Matilda wasn't cheerie like it was in 1991, it sounded warped and kind of like a ironic nursery ryme like the ones who hear it films like Poultergeist, the sheep sounded like someone getting hacked to death, and the cat's meow was now deepened and quite demonic, almost like the growl of the wolf from American Werewolf In London. We didn't get rid of them though- we kept them despite their malfunctions.

We made copies of Matilda, Bobby and Cleo. You might be able to find them in second hand stores, they're quite valuable. Not only are they cute but they're good for scaring away intruders with- plus Cleo has light up eyes.

New Scaringly good Electronic plushes

Greetings boil and ghouls, we've got some frighteningly good news.

Disney villain interactive cuddle buddies: They look cute, but are great for scaring off intruders.

• Alameda Slim (Home On The Range)
• Amos Slade (The Fox and the Hound)
  
• Aunt Sarah and Si & Am(Lady and the Tramp)
  
• Big Bad Wolf (The Three Little Pigs)
  
• Captain Hook (Peter Pan)
  
• Chernabog(Fantasia)

• Clayton (Tarzan)
  
• Cruella de Vil[ (101 Dalmatians)

• Edgar (The Aristocats)
  
• Forte (Beauty And The Beast: Enchanted Christmas)
• Frollo (The Hunchback of Notre Dame)
  
• Gantu (Lilo and Stitch)

• Gaston (Beauty and the Beast)
  
• Hades (Hercules)
  
• Hanging Lamp (Brave Little Toaster)

• Hopper (A Bug's Life)
  
• Horned King,The (The Black Cauldron)
  
• Jafar (Aladdin)

• John Silver (Treasure Planet)

• Judge Doom (Who Framed Roger Rabbit)

• Kaa(The Jungle Book)
  
• Lady Tremaine & Stepsisters (Cinderella)
  
• Lyle T. Rourke (Atlantis: The Lost Empire)
  
• Madame Medusa (The Rescuers)
  
• Maleficent (Sleeping Beauty)
  
• Percival McLeach (The Rescuers Down Under)
  
• Pete
  
• Prince John & Sir Hiss (Robin Hood)
  
• Queen (Snow White and the Seven Dwarfes)
  
• Randall Boggs and Waternoose (Monsters Inc)
• Ratcliffe (Pocahantas)
  
• Ratigan(The Great Mouse Detective)
  
• Scar (The Lion King)
  
• Shan-Yu(Mulan)
  
• Shere Khan(The Jungle Book)
  
• Sid Phillips (Toy Story)

• Syndrome (The Incredibles)
  
• Stromboli(Pinocchio)
  
• Sykes (Oliver and Company)
  
• Ursula (The Little Mermaid)
• Yzma (Emperor's New Groove)
• Stinky Pete, Zurg (Toy Story 2)

Non Disney interactive animated villain cuddle buddies:

• Dr Jekyll/Mr Hyde (The Pagemaster).
• Hexxus (Ferngully)
• Rasputin (Anastasia)
• Ludmillia (Bartok The Magnificient)
• Belladonna (All Dogs Go To Heaven)
• Drake (Pebble And The Penguin)
• Saw Tooth (Land Before Time series)
• Joe (Help I'm A Fish)
• Professor Screweyes (We're Back! A Dinosaur Story)

New electronic scarers

• Crypt Keeper (Tales From The Crypt).
• Evil Ed- werewolf form (Fright Night).
• Jerry Dandridge bat form (Fright Night).
• Amy- Vampiress form (Fright Night)
• Pinhead (Hellraiser).
• Slappy (the Night Of The Living Dummy series of Goosebumps books, made to look like the one from the tv show)
• Audrey II (Little Shop Of Horrors)
• Irene- in cat creature form (Cat People).
• Librarian Ghost (Ghostbusters)
• Regan (The Exorcist)
• Eddie Quist (The Howling)
• Large Marge (Pee Wee's Big Adventure).
• Jack Goodman- Decompising Zombie look 1# (American Werewolf In London)
• T Rex, Raptor (Jurrasic Park)

Killer Koalas From Another World

On April 5th 1992 we made a little horror comedy called Killer Koalas From Another World. It was filmed in Australia and was inspired by the dropbear myths. We shot it in the same location that was used for Howling III: The Marsupials (that was also filmed in Australia). We love all of the Howling movies. In our movie, a strange new shipment of koalas arrive in the outback-these koalas appear to look innocent and cute but are really vicious and bloodthirsty-these are called Dropbears. These monstrous marsupials are soon responsible for the disappearance of numerous tourists. The one tourist that didn't encounter one of the dropbears teams up with the local police department to track the dropbears down. We created some realistic animatronic dropbears for the movie- and they can be seen in our museum which has various props from our productions in it. The movie is very hard to find on vhs or dvd, it is a very rare and unique movie. It was entered in the local film contest, it won Best Short, Best Horror Film, Best Soundtrack, Best Score, and Best Special Effects. We've dabbled in the art of horror comedies before and are going to back to it in our upcoming horror comedy A Gastonian in Disneyworld, a homage to American Werewolf In London, my character is an actor who gets cast as Gaston in the production of BATB but ends up taking the role a little too seriously and turns into him. It's the first one to feature a transformation of me into a cartoon character.

Horror comedies we've done:

• Killer Koalas From Another World.


• Zombie Mutt.


• Teddy Scares.


• Mittens: The Cat From Hell.


• Easter, Bloody Easter.


• ManBelushi (a werebelushi one).


• National Lampoon's Curse Of The Werebelushi.


• Evil Jay series.


• Creepy Critters


• I Know What You Did Last Week.

Horror comedies we are working on:

• An American Gastonian In Disneyland.


• The Gators In The Sewers.


• Madness At The Museum.

We want to introduce you to someone very special. You know Audrey II from Little Shop Of Horrors? Well this is it's younger sibling Clarabelle. We made her to go with the Audrey II plush. Don't worry, she doesn't bite.

The World's Greatest Criminal Mind

Our all time favourite Disney baddie has always been Gaston but our second favourite is Professor Padriac Rattigan from The Great Mouse Detective. The Great Mouse Detective (released in 1986) is Disney's own unique take of the Sherlock Holmes stories. Basil was the title character- the Sherlock Holmes of the piece, his assistant was his Mr Watson, and Professor Ratigan was the Professor James Moriarty of the piece and Basil's arch enemy. He is an evil genius/mad scientist and also quite wealthy. He was voiced by the legendary horror actor Vincent Price. Vincent Price himself said that Rattigan was his absolute favourite role. We don't blame him, in fact when we were both 13 we went off to a friends house and watched it on video. We loved every minute of it and Ratigan was a blast. Our friend Tyrone The Terrible has Vincent Price as one of his idols, he also has Peter Lorre, Jack Nicholson and Tim Curry as his idols as well. Vincent Price's voice was just PERFECT in the Great Mouse Detective- so much creepiness and hamminess. Vincent Price was a horror movie legend, he played mainly evil mad scientist type roles. We might get the Great Mouse Detective on dvd, and so should you- it's a great movie. We loved Vincent Price as the voice of Ratigan, we also like him doing the monologue at the end of Alice Cooper's song Devil's Food and the rap he did for the hit Michael Jackson song "Thriller" especially his evil laugh at the end. At Halloween parties my friends had they would ALWAYS play Michael Jackson's Thriller to get things in a halloween mood, we would also play lots of halloween games. Ratigan is a rat, but he does NOT like being called or refered to as one- it upsets him. And if you've seen the movie- you know what happens when someone upsets him.....they end up as a meal for his pet cat Felicia!

Here's Vincent Price's memorable monologue from the Alice Cooper song Devil's Food.

"Leaving lepidoptera - please, don't touch the display, little boy, aha cute! Moving to the next aisle we have arachnida, the spiders, our.. finest collection. This friendly little devil is the heptothilidi, unfortunately harmless. Next to him, the nasty licosa raptoria, his tiny fangs cause creeping ulcerations of the skin *laugh*. And here, my prize, the Black Widow. Isn't she lovely?.. and so deadly. Her kiss is fifteen times as poisonous as that of the rattlesnake. You see her venom is highly neurotoxic, which is to say that it attacks the central nervous system causing intense pain, profuse sweating, difficulty in breathing, loss of consciousness, violent convulsions and, finally.. death. You know what I think I love the most about her is her inborn need to dominate, possess. In fact, immediately after the consummation of her marriage to the smaller and weaker male of the species she kills and eats him - *laugh* oh, she is delicious.. and I hope he was! Such power and dignity - unhampered by sentiment. If I may put forward a slice of personal philosophy, I feel that man has ruled this world as a stumbling dimented child-king long enough! And as his empire crumbles, my precious Black Widow shall rise as his most fitting successor!"

Vincent Price's last film role as the kindly inventor in the Tim Burton classic Edward Scissorhands.

Here is the rap from the hit halloween song Thriller by Michael Jackson.

"Darkness falls across the land

The midnight hour is close at hand

Creatures crawl in search of blood

To terrorize y'awl's neighborhood

And whosoever shall be found

Without the soul for getting down

Must stand and face the hounds of hell

And rot inside a corpse's shel

The foulest stench is in the air

The funk of forty thousand years

And grizzly ghouls from every tomb

Are closing in to seal your doom

And though you fight to stay alive

Your body starts to shiver

For no mere mortal can resist

The evil of the thriller."

Click on this link to hear his evil laugh: If you dare!

http://www.audiosparx.com/sa/play/port_lofi.cfm/sound_iid.15716

Jack Nicholson: The Joker's Wild.

We mentioned much earlier that our favourite comedian is John Candy. But there's one movie star we love even more...and that's Jack Nicholson. Jack's simply one of the best movie stars ever. He's such a jokester, he's a very wily devil and one hell of a guy. The trademark of his that most people reconise is his smile, his manic, sly, grinch-like smile. He's a manic madman and a lose cannon. You've got to love his insanity.



































































































































Our favourite films with him in are:

• Batman.
• The Shining
• Wolf
• Witches Of Eastwick.
• Mars Attacks
• A Few Good Men.
• Easy Rider.
• The Bucket List.
• As Good as It Gets.
• Anger Management.

1. Anger Management.

We loved him as the Joker in Batman. I think he was great in that role, I know some people enjoyed Heath Ledger's performance in Dark Knight but the thing is, me and my brother are fans of the Tim Burton Batman movies. Tim Burton's Batman and Batman Returns were genius, Joel Schachuer's Batman Forever and Batman and Robin ruined the Batman franchise. We liked Batman Begins and Dark Knight though- Chris Nolan did a good job.

Facts about Jack:

• He is the only actor to play the Joker in a live action adaptation of the Batman comics who is still alive. Heath Ledger and Caeser Romero are both dead.




• When Danny DeVito came on board for the voice cast of Disney's animated adventure Hercules, the producers were having a tough time deciding on who should voice Hades, the god of the underworld. One day, Danny asked who the producers had in mind to play Hades. The prodoucers mumbled under their breath a bit, saying they hadn't yet come up with the right performer for the job. Danny DeVito (who provided the voice of Phil, the satyr) suggested "Why don't you ask Jack?". The very next week, Nicholson drove up to the Burbank lot. He brought along his daughter, Lorraine, who came dressed as Snow White. (When folks at the Mouse saw how Jack's little girl was dressed, they took it as a very good sign.) Musker and Clements -- along with several other top end Disney executives -- gave Jack and his daughter a full tour of the lot. They then took the two of them to lunch at the executive dining room in the Team Disney Building.
  After lunch, everyone wandered over to Feature Animation -- where Ron and John made their pitch. They told Nicholson and his daughter the story of Disney's "Hercules," emphasizing Hades' central role in the proceedings. Jack was charmed by what he saw and seemed genuinely enthusiastic about taking part in the project. There was just one slight minor snag.
  Money.
  Putting it simply, Nicholson wanted an obscene amount of money to play Hades. Disney was hoping to sign him for the part for $500,000, maybe as much as $1 million. Nicholson wanted something more along the lines of $10 - $15 million, plus a 50% cut of all the proceeds from Hades merchandise.
  This may seem like an outrageous amount to ask for. But -- to Jack's way of thinking -- it wasn't unprecedented. He had asked for -- and received -- a similar deal from Warner Brothers 'way back in 1986, when he played the Joker in Tim Burton's "Batman." Since that film had grossed over $400 million, Warners had more than gotten its investment back in Jack. Plus Nicholson had made an absolute fortune off his share of the Joker merchandise. Some estimate that Jack's cut of the "Batman" merchandising bonanza eventually came to $50 million.
  Nicholson knew that his star power would add considerably to "Hercules" box office potential. All that Jack asked was that he adequately compensated for his efforts.
  It was a heart-breaking moment for Musker and Clements. They knew that Nicholson really wanted to be in "Hercules." They also knew that having Jack as the voice of Hades would do for this film what landing Robin Williams to play the Genie did for "Aladdin." That 1992 Disney film went on to gross $217 million domestically -- most of that just because people came out to see Williams in cartoon form. Audiences were sure to do the same for Jack -- which meant that "Hercules"'s domestic box office potential was almost unimaginable.
  But Ron and John also knew that there was no way that Michael Eisner would ever okay giving Nicholson everything he asked for. Eisner might see his way clear to giving Jack $5 million or so to play Hades. But there was no way the Mouse would share 50% of the profits from the Hades merchandise with Nicholson. That condition was the deal-breaker.
  After Disney came back with a counter offer that was significantly less than what he had asked for, Nicholson passed on the project. It was hard to tell who was more disappointed: Musker and Clements, or Jack's daughter, Lorraine. In the end, the part ended up being voiced by James Woods.







• He auditioned for the role of Don Vito Corleone in The Godfather.







• He was considered for the role of The Grinch in Ron Howard's live action adaptation of How The Grinch Stole Christmas.

We read on the internet movie database that he was considered to play the role of the title character in the feature film version of How The Grinch Stole Christmas. We've done quite a few photomanips of him as a Jim Carrey style anthro grinch.

This is the original photomanip of Jack Nicholson as a Grinch. The inspiration behind this was Scar from Disney's The Lion King. We gave it sort of a cat-like quality.

This is the alterate version of the first one. This one has a more demonic appeal to it. Inspired by Tim Curry as Darkness in the movie Legend.

















































































































































Tbis is the second photomanip of Jack as a grinch. We gave him a more cartoon vampirish look. Inspired by the 80's horror flick Fright Night- in particular the scene where the main character's girlfriend turns into a rather crazy looking vampiress with some rather crazy looking teeth and fangs. One thing we didn't want to change was the teeth, because in the movie Jim Carrey's grinch has termites in his smile (as seen during the You're A Mean One Mr Grinch villain s0ng number), so with our Grinch version of Jack Nicholson we went with vampire style fangs instead. We didn't want to ruin his trademark smile.

This is the third one. We made it slightly zanier and more chaotic. Inspired by Judge Doom from Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

This is the fourth one, we gave it the same feline quality we gave the original one. We even made the eyes kind of like cat eyes.
























And this is the final one. We gave this one a sort of werewolfish looking. Inspired by the movie Wolf (in which he became a werewolf) and the tv series Big Wolf On Campus.

Superpowers

My brother and I were asked what superpowers would we have if had them at one time.

The electric ferret site has a great selection of superpowers to choose for your own superhero character. My choice for a superpower would be shapeshifting- in particular, I would like to be able to turn into any male Disney character, I would use my power to annoy people or mess with their heads. My brother tells me that his ideal superpower would be super speed.

DETECTION POWERS

• Environmental Awareness
• Hyper-Senses
• X-Ray Vision
• Radar
• Sonar
• Thermal Vision
  

BIO CONTROL POWERS

• Decay
• Emotion Control
  
• Mind Control
• Healing
  
• Bio Vampire
• Induced Sleep
  
• Beast Master
  
• Paralysis
  
• Necromancer
• Commander
  
• Polymorph
  

DEFENSE POWERS

• Armor Skin
  
• Body Armor
• Force Field
• Reflection
  
• Resistances
• Immunity
• Mental Defense

ENERGY POWERS

• Cold
  
• Electricity
• Fire
  
• Radiation
  
• Magnetism
  
• Sonics
  
• Vibration
  
• Gravity
• Eldrich Blast
  

FIGHTING POWERS

• Berserker
  
• Martial Supremacy
• Natural Weaponry
• Weapons Creation
• Damage Shield
• Self Duplication
• Energy Absorption
• Kinetic Absorption
• Terrain Familiarity
• Photographic Reflexes
• Counter-Attack
  

MENTAL POWERS

• Communicate with Animals
  
• Communicate with Cybernetics
  
• Communicate with Plants
  
• Danger Sense
• Lucky
  
• Iron Will
  
• Mind Blast
• Telekinesis
• Telepathy
  
• Psychic Vampire
  
• Illusion Creation
  

PHYSICAL POWERS

• Toxic Touch
  
• Super Speed
  
• Pheremones
• Regeneration
  
• Animal Transformation
  
• Blending
  
• Energy Sheath
  
• Energy Body
  
• Invisibility
• Elongation
  
• Phasing
  

SKILLS

• Archer (Base Cost: 20)
  
• Sword Master (Base Cost: 20)
  
• Marksman (Base Cost: 20)
  
• Martial Arts (Base Cost: 20)
  
• Acrobat (Base Cost: 20)
  
• Thrown Objects (Base Cost: 20)
  
• Tactician (Base Cost: 20)
  
• Force of Will (Base Cost: 20)
  
• Closed Mind (Base Cost: 20)
  
• Detective (Base Cost: 20)
  

TRAVEL POWERS

• Energy Wave Surfing
  
• Running
• Digging
• Leaping
  
• Spider Climb
  
• Flight
  
• Teleportation
  

EQUIPMENT

• Slicing Attack Weapon
  
• Thrusting Attack Weapon
  
• Bashing Attack Weapon
  
• Projectile Attack Weapon
• Concussive Attack Weapon
  
• Mechanized Armor
  
• Vehicle
  

MATTER CONTROL POWERS

• Matter Animation
  
• Weather Control
• Disintegration
• Web Creation
• Tractor Beam
  
• Earth Quake
  
• Spellcraft
• Smoke Screen

Books and comics we've done

In addition to the many tv shows, cartoons and movies we've done, we also have written a plethora of comics and books.

Scare-fiying Tales (Goosebumps satire) books:

• My Mother Is A Cat-Creature.
• Teddy Scares.
• It Came From The Kitchen.
• Dinnertime for the Spiderwoman.
• Evil Tim The Undead Kid.
• Invasion Of The Sewer Monsters.
• Fredo The Clown Strikes Again.
• Swamp Of Despair.
• Alice in Nightmareland.
• Love At First Bite.
• The Weredog Next Door.
• Attack Of The Monstrous Marsupials.

Other books:

• Create-A-Creature: How to make your own monster.
• Mecha-Tron: A Robot Builder's Guide.
• Darth Rangoon's Guide To Running an Evil Empire.
• Villainy for Amutuers.
• Spells and Other Supernatural Wonders.
• Ghostbusters: Essential Guide.
• Doizee Club Adventure Tales.
• Millitary Koalas: Rescue Mission Alpha.
• Chumsley's Family Vacation.
• Animation Action: Make Your Own Cartoons.
• Inside The Lab.
• The Good Doctor (an autobiography)

Comics and graphic novels:

• Millitary Koalas
• Scarington Academy For Monsters.
• Mangrinch.
• Robin Grinch.
• The Amuteurs.
• Herodale College.
• Disney Villain Kids.
• Chinstar
• Creepy Crawlers.
• Family Guy: Halloween Tales.
• Misadventures Of Doc M.
• Chumsley in The Good, The Bad, and The Furry.

The Dropbear: Real Or Fake?

Welcome to Myths From The Other Side. The segment where we examin the stories behind adifferent mythicals animal from across the globe. Today we are going down under to uncover the truth about the deadly dropbear. In Aussie folklore a dropbear is supposed to be a large, carnivorous almost vampric koala that "drops down" from the trees onto the heads of any victim that comes it's way. This is used as a tall tale that Australians used to scare, confuse or amuse tourists. We are quite facinated by this.

This is Killoala, one of the characters from our Creepy Critters range of Gremlins style plush animals. Killoala is a blue dropbear with a black stripes, a star on his forehead and a blood red marking on his stomach. In his "mutant" form he has fangs, devil horns, claws and black bat-like wings. Killoala has inspired by the Dropbear legend and the plush Werebears that the Hornby toy company made in the early 80's (the werebears were plush teddies that were reversible- you could turn their heads and paws inside out to "transform" them from cute to scary). The Creepy Critters range of plush toys were inspired by the 1980's horror comedy Gremlins.

This is Morlock the dropbear, one of the villains from our popular cartoon series Millitary Koalas. His voice is done by Tim Curry (who is known for his delightfully creepy, villainous but yet seductive voice). Morlock first appeared in the episode Rock N Load- which was a special musical episode done in the style of a rock opera. In it, Morlock (who was banished and sent to live down in the down Under Underworld by the Bunyip King) uses his special brand of dark magic to bring everyone's worst fears to life and turn the city into a city of nightmares. Morlock was "defeated" and was sent back to the down Underworld by the heroes. However he makes a return in Millitary Koalas: The Movie, and this time he's got something much bigger planned. Morlock's mustache and goatee is a nod to how some evil twins in tv and movies have a goatee like Spock's evil twin from that one episode of Star Trek and Buzz Lightyear's evil clone from an episode of Buzz Lightyear Of Star Command.

In April 5th, 1992 we produced a short horror flick called Killer Koalas From Another World. It was filmed in Australia and was inspired by the dropbear myths. We created animatronic dropbears especially for the movie. We entered the film in the local film festival, it won the following awards: Best Soundtrack, Best Score, Best FX, Best Short Film, and Best Horror Film. The animatronic dropbears used for the movie can be viewed in our museum of props from our films. The movie is very good and is also available on dvd- however it is quite hard to obtain.

The dropbear is indeed an interesting creature. The story behind it is also interesting. The dropbear:

If you wish to find out about more about the Dropbear- see this link:

http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/animals/comments/19/

Need info on the Werebear toys? Click this link:

http://www.redhotscott.co.uk/werebear/

Electronic Scarers

Sick of intruders trying to steal items from your own home? Then purchase our Electronic Scarers. The scarers are basically cute, electronic versions of famous horror icons that are tailor made for scaring away intruders.

They are:

• Freddy Krueger (appears in the intruder's nightmares and brutally murders them in their sleep, also says plenty of one-liners)
• Jason Voorhees (stalks the intruder then chases after them with his chainsaw)
• Ben Willis (appears in front of the intruder, then stabs them in the hand with his hookhand)
• Norman Bates (scares them in the bathroom, then hacks them to death with a kitchen knife)
• Chucky and Tiffany (pretend to be innocent dolls, then kill the intruder in a very merciless fashion)
• Hans (stares at them with his creepy eyes)
• Chestbuster alien (causes extreme body horror to the intruder)
• American Werewolf wolf (growls, then mauls the intruder)
• Seth Brundle/BrundleFly (does the "vomit drop" on the intruder)
• Sweeney Todd (slits the intruder's throat)
• Jerry Dandridge (turns into his crazy cartoonish vampiric form and hissess at the intruder)
• Penny Wise (takes on the shape of the intruder's worst fear)
• Jack Torrance (goes ax crazy on the intruder)

South Park Mystery: Kenny

Me and my brother absolutely love South Park. But there's one thing we just don't get. In much earlier seasons he always got killed near the end of the show but yet he came back at the start of each episode. We have pondered this for sometime. I know they've stopped doing the whole "Kenny dies" joke on the show but still- it makes you wonder. I mean Kenny could be a ghost or something like that He's just like Jason Voorhees in the way that he kept getting killed in more than a few episodes of the much earlier south park seasons and then comes back at the start of the next one.

Greatest Werewolf film ever

There have been many great werewolf films. But the best one has to be American Werewolf In London. There are many things we love about this great werewolf flick from the 80's such as the man memorable lines ("Have you tried talking to a corpse? It's boring!", "I can assure you that this is not the least bit amusing.") the lovely London scenary, the perfect blend of horror and comedy, and the great makeup effects of mr Rick Baker. The things we love the most about it are the famous transformation scene and the makeup effects. We love the scene where Griffin Dune's character (who was killed) comes back from the dead to warn his friend (David Naughton) of the horrible things that are going to happen- we especially love how he gets more and more dead-like throughout the movie- although they replaced him with a skeletal puppet for the porno theatre scene.

Our favourite "Not-Quite-Dead" look of Griffin Dune's character is this one here: Now a lot of people tend to focus the red, dangly bit of flesh hanging from his neck rather than his performance- but me and my brother are an exception. We focused on his performance and what was going on rather then the red piece of flesh hanging from his neck.

American Werewolf In London is famous for it's transformation scene- which was done by the brilliant makeup artist Rick Baker (he's one of our heroes) who is one of the greatest makeup artists ever. American Werewolf In London's transformation scene was like no other, it was an excruciatingly painful process. AmericanWerewolf In London is one of our favourite horror films, our other favourite werewolf horror movies are the Howling series, we also like Teen Wolf.

My brother has this friend who works in the makeup buisness- he knows all about how makeup and other effects for some movies were done- he has plenty of makeup secrets to share too. He once told us the secret of how they did the Chestbuster scene from Alien. John Landis directed American Werewolf In London- but before that he directed Blues Brothers and Animal House. We've done quite a few homages to American Werewolf In London in our many tv shows, movies and animated series. For example- the story of how my character in Animal House Chronicles first became a werebelushi is exactly like what happened in the movie and his first transformation into one is a direct satire of the famous wolf transformation scene from that film. We also have a zombie student in our Animal House thing who is a lot similar to Griffin Dune's character from the film. Our horror comedy National Lampoon's Curse Of The Werebelushi pays homage to this film and Animal House at the same time. We'll be paying another homage to American Werewolf In London in one of our latest works, one titled An American Gastonian in Florida. In it my character is a Gaston fan who gets chosen to play the part of Gaston in a stage version of Beauty And The Beast, unfortunately he gets a little too into the part and ends up slowly turning into the character in a homage to the famous transformation scene from American Werewolf In London. It's one of the first movies we've done that features me turning into a cartoon character. The transformation scene is going to be a direct satire of David Naughton's werewolf transformation from the movie.

American Werewolf In London is and always will be the greatest werewolf film ever made in our eyes. It's one of our all time favourite movies with transformation scenes in them, we also love the work of Canadian director David Cronenberg (especially The Fly, Scanners, Videodrome, The Brood, Crash, Dead Zone and ExistenZ).

Hillarious Disneyworld experiences

Back in the early nineties, my family and I went to Walt Disney World in Florida. We've been twice and had such a good time.

Our top ten most memorable Disney world moment:

1. Me and my brother pose next to a replica of Elvis Presley's cadialiac near a gold statue of the man himself.
2. I take part in a Hunchback of Notre Dame parade as dancers.
3. We go on the Pirates Of The Carribean ride. We all get soaking wet- my mother reinacts the water scene from Flashdance.
4. Discover that the camera shop in mainstreet has cds and other items there also. Purchase soundtrack cd for Disney's Hercules. Also buy plush toy of one of the cats from the Aristocats as well as Quasimodo plushy and a plushie of Phil from Hercules.
5. Our stay at the Wild West hotel. Me and my brother reinact a scene from an old Clint Eastwood film.
6. We dared our incredibly skittish cousin to go on the Haunted Mansion ride. It was hillarious seeing the scared look on his face.
7. Watch and enjoy the Honey I Shrunk The Audience ride. Or favourite parts: The cat hologram that morphs into a lion and the giant dog.
8. Head over to one of the shops in discoverland and buy Star Wars mini-figurines, t shirt and other mechandise.
9. Just by pure blind luck we manage to meet Gaston from Beauty And The Beast- he's a great guy.
10. The time we went to the Buzz Lightyear Pizza Planet cafe for lunch. Met Buzz and Woody. My father shakes hands with Woody, Buzz Lightyear attempts to hit on my mother and pinches her on the butt (I'm not kiding, this really happened). Mom will never live it down.

And to this day, my mother has never lived the whole "Buzz Lightyear pinching her butt" thing down. I'm sure he was just playing.

Photomanips we've done

We've done some new photomanips. Check them out

This first one is of our good friend Andria as a Jim Carrey style grinch. This is a nod to the fact that the character of Miss Grace Marian in our adventure series Robin Grinch is based on her.

This is Andria as a teenwolf style werewolf.

This final one is of Andria as a tigress. Inspired by Angelina Jolie's character in Kung Fu Panda.

To Infinity and Beyond

We mentioned that our favourite Disney bad guy is Gaston a while back. Our favourite Disney hero is Buzz Lightyear from Toy Story/Toy Story 2 and the Buzz Lightyear cartoon series. There are so many reasons to love Buzz. In the movies (including Buzz Lightyear Of Star Command the Adventure Begins) his voice is done by Tim Allen, but in the cartoon series his voice is done by Patrick Warburton (who also is the voice of our favourite Disney sidekick...Kronk from The Emperor's New Groove). According to Empire Magazine, Buzz Lightyear is number 1 on their list of all time greatest Pixar characters. It's not hard to see why.

This good looking guy is Patrick Warburton. He does Buzz Lightyear's voice in the cartoon series. He's speciality is voicing muscle bound, lantern jawed superhero type roles. He played Puddy on Seinfeld. He provided the voice of Kronk in The Emperor's New Groove and it's sequel as well as the cartoon series spin-off. He also played The Tick in a live action version of the popular cartoon of the same name. He also voices Joe Swanson in Family Guy ("BRIINNNNNG IT ONNNN!" "LET'S DO IT!").

This is Kronk from The Emperor's New Groove. My brother and I think he looks a lot like Gaston.

Millitary Koalas The Movie: Bad Guy info.

A while back we asked fans of our show Military Koalas which bad guy they would love to see in a full length movie of the show. We asked them to vote for the bad guy of their choice, the bad guy choices were: Dingo Dan, Manogator (the half man half aligator), Draco the Lizard Man, or Morlock the Dropbear. And the bad guy who got the most votes was....Morlock the dropbear.

This is Morlock. He is a dropbear. Dropbears are basically vampire-like koalas that the Australians use as tall tales to scare tourists. Morlock the dropbear's voice is done by the great Tim Curry (who played Darkness in Legend). Morlock first appeared in the special rock opera episode of the show. Our good friend Tyrone The Terrible is a Tim Curry fan and a specialist in the art of writing villain songs (he wrote the Vizini villain song Inconcievable and many more villain songs including his own villain song, last August he and I worked on a villain song duet), he wrote the lyrics to Morlock's villain song from the rock opera special. In a musical, the villain song is a special song that is sung by the villain- sometimes it's about themselves and sometimes it's about their evil plan. . We dug deep into the dank, dark and spooky depts of the Nightmare Fuel and High Octane Nightmare Fuel pages to get inspirations for the dark dimension Morlock lives in known as the Down Under Underworld. Millitary Koalas: The Movie will be released in cinemas this weekend.

For examples of villain songs, head over to the tv tropes villain song page via this link: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/VillainSong

We also advice that you must NOT under any circumstances, visit the Nightmare Fuel and High Octane Nightmare Fuel pages before bed- it will give you non-stop nightmares.

Also be warned: TV Tropes will ruin your life. (I'm just kiding, that site is awesome).

Beanies We've Invented

We love to collect beanie babies. We've got quite an impressive collection of ty toys. We also have invented some beanies of our own.

Infamous Meanies series 3:

• Pamela Pandason.
• Anna Nicole Swine.
• Elvis Grizzly.
• Lionardo DiCaprio.
• Truman Coyote.
• Ratney Spears.
• Linsssssay Lizard.
• Beast Loaf.
• Keith Leopard.
• Jim Scary.

John Hughes Beanie Palz:

• Ferris Bueller.
• Neal Page
• Del Griffith.
• Duckie.
• Kevin (Home Alone).
• Buck Russell.
• Danny Muldoon.
• Breakfast club teens.
• Luc Dong Dong.

Igor Cuddle Buddies:

• Igor
• Dr Schadenfreude
• Dr Glickenstein
• King Malbert
• Brain
• Scamper
• Eva
• Heidi/Jackliyn
• Dr Schadenfreude's igor.
• Jeff the fly headed guy.
• Buzz Ovt.
• Karl Krystal.

SNL Beanie Friends:

• John Belushi
• Dan Akyroyd.
• Bill Murray.
• Gilda Radner.
• Chevy Chase.
• Lorraine Newman.
• Jane Curtin.
• Garett Morris.
• Chris Farley
• David Spade.
• Phil Hartman.
• Mike Myers.
• Dana Carvey.
• John Goodman.

SCTV Beanie Pals:

• John Candy
• Eugene Levy
• Andrea Martin.
• Catherine O Hara.
• Joe Flaherty.
• Dave Thomas.
• Rick Moranis.
• Martin Short.
• Tino Insana.

Special beanies:

• Grinchly the grinch (Xmas exclusive).
• DeVito the penguin.
• Puffy the pufferfish.
• Zombo the zombie (halloween exclusive).
• Toby the gremlin (halloween exclusive)
• Sirena the kitty.
• Drac the bat.
• Henry the two-headed dragon.

Amiright Beanie Friends:

• Andria the butterfly.
• Chucky the Amiright bear.
• Agrimorfee the turtle.
• DM (me) the wolf.
• DC (my brother) the fox.
• Ozzy (Master Of Oz) the koala.
• Chinstar the lion.
• Annie the songbird.
• Emi the dolphin.
• Joshy the bunny.
• Alvin the racoon.
• Sammy the possum.
• Tyrone the tyranosaurus.
• Tensu (TSB) the panda.
• Christie the puppy.

Camp Lazlo Story

Me and my brother have been working on a story based on the cartoon series Camp Lazlo.

The characters we've added to the story are:

• Jake (my character, a koala bean scout)
• Elwood (my brother's character, a koala bean scout)
• Karren (Andria's character, a panda bear squirell scout who is different than most of the other girls in her cabin)
• Andrew (Red Ant's character, an ant bean scout
• Joseph (Agrimorfee's character, a Chameleon bean scout)
• Buck (Chucky G's character, a hamster bean scout, named after the title character from the film Uncle Buck)
• Wolfgang (Sam Leno's character, a wolf bean scout)
• Charlie (Joshua Louis Belushi's character, a dog bean scout)
• Dusty (Chinstar's character, a lion bean scout)
• Bonzi (TSB's character, a gorilla bean scout)
• Kevin (AFW's character, a penguin bean scout)
• Marlon (Alvin's character, a cat bean scout)
• Bessie (Annie's character, a cow squirell scout)
• Catherine (EmiLoca's character, a racoon squirell scout)
• Lance (Weremoose's character, a moose bean scout, related to Scoutmaster Lumpus)
• Iggy (Wiggy's character, a kangaroo bean scout)
• Thomas (WereKatt's character, a cat bean scout)

Move Over Barbie, Here come the Koala Sisters.

We are proud to present to you our answer to the Spice Girls. We call them The Koala Sisters. 5 cute koalas with a lot in common: They're girls, they've got style, and they can dance and sing.

Introducing...The Koala Sisters!

Mel (the cute one)

Mel is the cute one, and she loves boys. Her interests include poetry, fashion, and boys. Her child-like innocence is what makes her so irriestible. She takes ballet lessons once a week. She's very delicate and likes boys for their good looks and charm.

Eucalpytus (the smart one)

Eucalpytus is a non-stop fountain of knowledge. She is the smart one afterall. Her interests include poetry, science, the arts and technology. She does yoga on a regular basis and is very into science. She likes boys just like Mel does except she likes boys who have the same hobbies as she does. She's the resident genius.

Beaut (the sexy one)

Beaut is the marsupial equivilent of Marliyn Monroe. She's sexy, classy, and not afraid to speak her mind. She studies martial arts, and can do a pretty damm good recreation of the water scene from Flashdance. She can also recreate the bed of roses scene from American Beauty.

Koowee (the fashionable one)

Koowee is a total fashion diva. She's into everything fashion related. She's always seen wearing the most fashionable clothes, and is always up on the latest trends. Koowee also has the best voice. She's a firm believer in the zen philiosohy and is the most likable member.





Matilda (the funny one)

Matilda is a screaming riot. She's the funniest marsupial you'll ever meet. She's always making jokes, wisecracks and humorous observation. If you're looking for laughs, then Matilda's the one to turn to.




They'll be coming to a concert arena near you soon.

But while you wait....relax and enjoy the hillarious antics of our resident idiot Sidney- the world's dumbest marsupial.