This poem is about the creepy old guy character archetype. He is known as the dungeon keeper here and is partially based on the Crypt Keeper and also based on JP Valkanheiser from Nothing But Trouble.
He lurks by the gates of the dungeon..
He is very old and creepy looking..
He wears a black robe...
Knows a lot of dark magic spells..
Cackles like the Crypt Keeper..
He has a twisted sense of humour..
Sometimes is compared to the Grim Reaper..
Is not at all fair on people who break the rules of the kingdom..
Throws them in the dungeon..
Even if they didn't do it..
Sometimes gives them a warning..
Says "I'll let you go on your way..
And when you go...
"THE CAT'S EYES WILL SPIN!!!" is what he'll yell after that..
Likes hamming it up sometimes..
Slightly hammier than Jim Carrey..
Often has a big brute who serves as a guard..
Has a twisted sense of humour..
Likes to build elabarate torture devices..
He's the dungeon keeper..
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