Thursday 25 November 2010

bad guys

These are the bad guys of my monster world series and they often are featured in my nightmares.


Moocifer:   Moocifer is a powerful demon cow with a shiny black coat,  glowing red eyes,  wings,  and a deep bass voice.   She appears in my nightmares often.   Her favourite way to get her human prey is by inviting them to her homeworld - which is a dark, dank nightmarish underworld city -  and if they refuse she punishes them by turning them into something they hate or are afraid of.    Her prescence is often signified by a thunderclap of fear.

Creepy Crawlie King:  He is the ruler of the nightmare realm,   he is an evil but charming monarch who loves bugs -  so much so that has armies of them even some arachnids and other creepy creatures including mosquitoes and botflies.   He looks and sounds a lot like Tim Curry. His outfit is similar to one of the ones worn by David Bowie as Jareth in Labyrinth but usually with an insect motive.    He is evil but at the same time sexy.

Creature Teacher: A member of the adminstration for the School Of Fear.   She is based on my old school teacher.     And she is a lot like Large Marge from Pee Wee's Big Adventure.   She can even do the claymation scary face like her.   She has a split personality,  she can go from being sweet and friendly to being scary and evil.    There is nothing scarier than her,   many other staff members of the school of fear also possess similar abilites to hers.

Unlikable Runt: Based on my old school bully Keith Darby,   the Unlikable Runt is a savage hulking ape-like monster who is all brawn and no brain.    His catchphrases include "Runt smash!" and other Hulk-like Runtisms.   He wears a ripped blue shirt with dark red pants.

Boris:   A Werejohncandy just like Chumsley except has a unibrow and a thick Russian accent. And acts the complete opposite of how Chumsley acts.    He is also a bit of an idiot.

Sylvor: Slyvor is a wolf-like thunder demon with a howl that can cause thunderstorms.  He is usually the one responsible for signifying the appearance of Moocifer which starts off with a thunder clap of fear.

Tyrax: Tyrax is a tornado demon who is incredibly destructive,  he controls the wind and uses his powers to destroy anything that gets in his way -  he signifies the appearance of Moocifer by destroying the windows with his ghost-like wail.

Evil Jay: Not to be confused with the Evil Jay sketch character played Jay in the tonight show,  this is a possessed almost deadite-like version of tonight show host Jay Leno,  he is often the one who appears in my Leno nightmares and is the one always out to get me.   Although he is more comical than scary because of his oversized chin,  he is pretty terrifying.   When he's angry his voice tends to go from nasally and high pitched to loud and almost terrifying (kind of the real Jay).   Has many of  his mannerisms too.  Often says..."Did you hear about this?  I'm going to get you!"  or sometimes yells out "I'll swallow your soul!" ,  that it is usually before Bruce (either the Ash lookalike of my closet gang or the real Bruce Campbell) shows up, says.."Swallow this" and shoots him. His presence is often signyified with either a horror movie theme or a creepy nursery rhyme.

Damien: A huge demon dog kind of like Cerberus except he has only one head,  he is modelled on a rotweiler and has fire breath.

Toymaster: A creepy deranged spellcaster who runs the toys r us store in the mall of doom,  often likes to turn people into toys.

Dr Gill: A mad scientist who due to a freak lab accident became some sort of fish-like creature.  Dr Gill owns a twisted aquarium filled with various different mutant fish including a tank filled with pirahnas lead by a pirahna monster named Chompers.   He is partially based on Joe from Help I'm A Fish and resembles what Limburger from Biker Mice looks like without his mask on.   He is able to breathe underwater and is a great swimmer.

Mayor Dinkleman:  Mitchell's arch nemesis.   He resembles the Mayor from Ghosts in someway.  He shows no respect for humans or monsters and is always raising taxes.

Terror Kat: Based on my friend Kirsty's creepy cousin Tazmin,   Terror Kat is a werecat of sorts.  Her human form looks kind of like Miranda Cosgrove,   while her werecat form looks somewhat almost panther-like.  She has numerous cat-like traits in human form as well including hissing at people she doesn't like.   She absolutely hates rats which is why Ratty is often the best one to stop her.   Not only is she crazy about cats -  she is very cat-like herself.

Morlock the dropbear:   Bunyip's arch foe,  he is an evil but devilish charming dropbear with Tim Curry's voice and the power of darkness on his side.

Dark Rebecca:   An evil clone of Rebbeccachu created by Ezekiel Habermann.    Dark Rebecca looks exactly like the real Rebbecca except she has piercing red eyes and sharp vampiric fangs.   Her Pokemon form is a scary black pikachu with red eyes,   fangs and Golbat wings.

Airdna:    Andria Kilgore's evil doppelganger,  looks just like real Andria except her monster form is a vicious rabid werelioness.

EDiot Joe:    A mindless deadite-like version of Encyclopedia Dramatica owner Joe Evars,  he serves as Bruce's arch enemy -  once he tried getting Bruce to join his side and become an EDiot but Bruce refused.    And the two of them have been enemies since.

Mr Misery:    Jeff's greatest arch nemesis,    Mr Misery is a comic book villain come to life -  he has the power to drain the happiness out of anyone and make them all depressed -  he can also make them into drones to do his biding.

Alex Tyler:   Vincent's arch nemesis,   she is the author and writer of the Midnight books which are a spoof of the Twilight books and feature a sparkly vampire character named Howard Gullen.

Malfredo:    Presto's arch enemy,  he is dark phasm and one of phasmworld's most wanted.   Unlike Presto he is malicious and will stop at nothing to get what he wants which is to rule all of phasmworld.

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