Other things

Here are some other things you should know:

• Contrast to what that article on slapstick anarchy says about me, i'm actually quite skinny in my human form - not rail thin but more or less the same as Michael Jackson during the Bad Era. When i'm in my human form I keep in shape by doing a series of extreme workouts in the danger room, I also teach a martial class, do meditation and yoga and also teach at a dance academy.
• Werejohncandyism is not only for guys, girls can play too. That's why we added Cassie to our colourful cast of characters, to be a female counterpart/love interest to Chumsley so he wouldn't be sad and lonely anymore.
• Werejohncandies are in no way scary or fierce.
• Contrary to what that article on slapstick anarchy says, i do not turn into JC himself when a crispy kreme donuts ad comes on the tv screen - the only occassions i have ever turned into him are during the luna eclipse and if i'm watched just one too many of his movies which is actually quite normal.
• There is no way on earth that i'd do anything to make a mockery out of John Candy - he is/was the greatest comic who ever lived - and i respect him for that - plus i'm a friend of his - i saved his life. He could do serious as well as funny. Not many actors can do that without faling victim to Tom Hanks Syndrome you know - which is named after Tom Hanks. Although Jim Carrey has somehow survived from it.
• I'm against all jokes that are directed towards Michael Jackson and done in bad taste or are just insensitive.