Closet monster crew

I've got quite a crew of monsters who live in my closet,  and i'm going to tell you about them.

• Ted (A Freddy Krueger-like character)
• Jasey (A Jason Voorhees-like character)
• Scare Bear (A possessed teddy bear and parody of Chucky from Child's Play)
• Grincherella (a shegrinch who looks like Carmen Electra when in human form)
• Zombo (A smart, wise cracking zombie who looks like Griffin Dune in American Werewolf In London)
• Jeff (a Brundlefly-like human/fly hybrid except much better looking)
• Edgar (a tim burtonesque creature, his human form looks like Johnny Depp)
• Sarah (his girlfriend,  a Corpse Bride-like character)
• Sebastian (my one, a suave demon who appears in the form of a well dressed gentleman and is also an attourney)
• Cleo (an egpytian mummy who is also a queen)
• Bunyip (a super strong blue koala-like creature with a faux british accent and a high iq)
• Presto (a phasm)
• Mitchell (a spellcaster who is a lot like Michael Jackson as the Maestro in Ghosts,  right down to looking and sounding like him - also has all the same powers)
• Jack (A werewolf who is a lot like Jack Nicholson)
• Bruce (the only non monster,  he is a demigod who resembles Ash from the Evil Dead films)

Now most of them are friendly except for Scare Bear who on some occassion might try to kill someone but that's only because he's a possessed teddy.