Monsters

Some of you may not know this but there's a gang of monsters who live in my closet, they are the closet monster gang. They are a wonderful bunch, and don't worry they won't hurt you or try to eat you or anything - okay Scare Bear may try to kill you and that's only because he's a posessed teddy bear.





There's also a group of monsters who live in my attic as well including a few aliens, one of them is a Na'vi who is named after my friend Andria. There's also a vampire who looks like a young Jay Leno, his name is Vincent and he's a rebellious biker vampire. He doesn't like it when people mistake him for Jay though.



Chumsley and Cassie are also in the attic monster gang - and are now boyfriend and girlfriend. Both of them have 27 relatives. Chumsley's personality is a composite of some of John Candy's best characters - and as an extra homage to the man, his uncle is named after the title character from the movie Uncle Buck.



And if you hate people like Rents as much as I do then you'll love to read my Tales From The Web story series which is inspired by Tales From The Crypt and has pesky online trolls and other online scum getting their just desserts - with a transformation themed twist. In one of my recent ones Airdna who is my friend Andria's evil counterpart gets what coming to her after comedian Jim Carrey pays her a visit and grinches her up.