Welcome to the fourth annual Doc M Comedy Roast. We We are proud to present to you our roastee. He's the man that we hate to see looking so dumps, he's the man every guy here would love to be even when taking his lumps, there's no man in town as admired as him, he's everyone's favourite guy, everyone's awed and inspired by him and it's not very hard to see why. He is the the villain of the classic Disney animated movie Beauty And The Beast and my absolute favourite Disney character. He is simply the greatest at everything he does. He's the Michael Jordan of disney villains. He's the best Disney villain ever! He's strong, handsome, agile- heck, there's so many good things about this guy that it's hard to pick out any flaws. The man loves himself more than anybody else in the world, he's so vain that he probably thinks that song by Carly Simon is about him. Ladies and gentlemen, the one and only Gaston!
We have gathered together a whole group of Gaston's biggest fans simply known as Gastonians (I myself am one) so that they may share amazing stories about the man with us and to praise him. With some special help from the lovely TrudiRose of the Beauty And The Beast webforum Bittersweet and Strange we've managed to make this the most memorable comedy roast ever. Thank you Trudi, you're the greatest.
Gaston is pretty cool, but I like Sid from "Toy Story" personally.
ReplyDeleteI like Sid as well. Although my other favourite Disney bad guy is Rattigan from the Great Mouse Detective.
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