Gene Splicing

I read quite an interesting thread on the IMDB message board for the 80's remake of the fly, basically the person who invented the thread ask "If you could gene-splice with any kind of animal what it would be?" , all the other people who posted gave such interesting responses. I have quite a few interesting responses to that too.

Animals I would choose to gene-splice with:

• Panda (so I could be like Jack Black in Kung Fu Panda)
  
• Koala (because no one ever does koalas, and koalas are just so cute)
  
• Any kind of cat especially a big cat such as lion or panther (cats are always cool).
  
• A fish of some kind (If done properly, I could come out as some sort of merperson, if done wrongly however I could come out as some sort of fish creature)
  
• Dog (umm....mog, anyone?)
  
• A racoon (cause racoons kick serious ass, they're like thieves)
  
  Characters I would choose to gene-splice with:
  
  
• Buzz Lightyear (just so I could fly by Tom Hanks and laugh "Ha! Ha!" ala Nelson from The Simpsons)
  
• Brian Griffin from Family Guy (so I could amaze people with my knowledge of life and what not)
  
• Barry B.Benson from Bee Movie (just because he's cute)
  
• Gaston from Beauty And The Beast (So I could annoy people by showing up randomly when they're in the middle of doing something and boast "No one (verbs) like Gaston!" in Gaston's voice)
  
• Bugs Bunny (eh....what's up Doc?)
  
• Any John Candy film character (especially Del, Buck, Barf, or Irv)
  
• Po from Kung Fu Panda (awesomeness)
  
  People I would choose to gene-splice with;
  
• Eugene Levy (for the eyebrows)
• Jay Leno
• Jerry Seinfeld
• John Candy (so I could be a werejohncandy)
• Josh Peck (for the cute factor)