Seinfeld Interactive Cuddle Friends and More

Hi, it's us again and we've got some great new items in store today.





For starters- Seinfeld Interactive Cuddle Friends. They are cute interactive plush versions of tbe wacky cast of characters from the hitsitcom Seinfeld. They say lines from the show and do other funny things-. And they are:

• Jerry


• Elaine


• George


• Kramer


• Puddy


• Newman


• Jerry's Parents.


• Uncle Leo.


• George's Parents.


• J. Peterman.

For those girls out there who are sick of Barbies and Bratz, we present to you with Vile Vixens, cute plush versions of my least favourite females in entertainment, they talk and have their own unique way of driving intruders out of the house. They are:

• Malicious Miley/Horrible Hannah (Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montanah parody, is irreversible, scares off intruders by yelling "GET OUT OF HERE, YA'LL!")


• Awful Ashley (Ashley Tinsdale parody, scares off intruders by screaming loudly)


• Vile Vannessa (Vannessa Hudgens parody, scares off intruders in the same way as Ashely does)


• Pathetic Paris (Paris Hilton parody, hits intruders with her handbag)


• Pesky Pamela (Pam Anderson parody, pulls out a gun and blasts intruders)


• Boorish Britney (Britney Spears parody, does a smilar thing to Miley to scare off intruders)


• Luckless Lindsay (Lindsay Lohan parody, has a breakdown and hits intruders with a btoken bottle)


• Demonic Dem (Demi Lovato parody, does the same thing as Vile Vannessa)


• Crazy Christie (Christina Aguilera parody, sends the intruer flying into a wall with a super powerful karate kick)


• Sinister Serena (Selena Gomez parody, cackles like a witch and zaps the intruders)


• Evil Anna (Anna Nicole parody, pummels the intruder silly)


• Cuckoo Carmen (Carmen Electra parody, turns into a tigress and mauls the intruders)

Talking Celebrity Bears.

• Jack Nicholson (scares off intruders by going all axe crazy on them, says lines from Batman, The Shining, A Few Good Men, and One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, when an intruder picks him up he shouts "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!" and when he's scaring off an intruder he says "I'm not going to hurt you, i'm just gonna bash your brains in, gonna bash em right the hell in")
• Arnold Scwartzenegger (says lines from the Terminator films and Conan The Barbarian, says "Hasta la vista, baby!" before he gets out a bazooka and blasts the intruder)
• Slvester Stallone (says lines from Rambo and the Rocky series, says "So you wanna take me on, huh? Bring it on!" whenever an intruder walks by and then knocks them out with a really powerful punch)
• Clint Eastwood (says lines from the Dirty Harry movies, glares menacingly at the intruder then says "Do you think you're lucky punk? Well, do ya?", then shoots several blasts from his Magnum 44 revolver)
• Jeff Goldblum (says lines from The Fly and Jurrasic Park, scares off intruders by turning into a BrundleFly clone)
• Michael Jackson (sings, fends off intruders by singing Beat It)
• Elvis (sings, fends off intruders by singing Hound Dog)
• Marlon Brando (says lines from The Godfather, offers to give the intruders an offer they can't refuse but makes them "sleep with the fishes" if he/she doesn't cooperate)

Crazy Comic Pals:

• John Belushi (belches, and says lines from Animal House and Blues Brothers, scares off intruders by doing a zit impersonation)
• Jackie Gleason (says lines from The Honeymooners, when an intruder comes by he says "One of these days, one of these days....pow, right in the kisser!")
• Chris Farley (yells, and says lines from Tommy Boy, Beverly Hills Ninja and Black Sheep, scares off intruders by doing his Matt Foley character from SNL)
• Dan Aykroyd (says lines from Ghostbusters, Blues Brothers and Coneheads, blasts the intruder with a ray from his Ghostbusters ectoblaster)
• Richard Pryor (says lines from Brewster's Millions, sets intruder on fire)
• Robin Williams (says lines from Aladdin, fends off intruders by making funny noises)
• Bill Hicks (does his Artistic Role call routine, fends off intruders by swearing at them)
• Dennis Leary (does a similar routine, also fends off intruders by swearing at them)
• Jim Carrey (says lines from The Grinch, Lemony Snicket, The Mask and Ace Ventura, turns into The Mask and scares the intruder in a truly cartoonish fashion, also makes funny faces)
• Jerry Seinfeld (says lines from the hit show Seinfeld as a few of his comedy routines, says "Intruder! You are intruding on someone's privacy. That's what you're doing, you're intruding. Please leave")
• Michael Richards (says lines from the hit show Seinfeld, fends off intruders by yammering at them)
• Triumph The Insult Dog (says various well known Triumphisms, compliments the intruder at first with "That sure is a nice (insert item here)...." Then negates that comment with his trademark catchphrase "For me to poop on!" and then poops on the intruder)
• Conan O Brien (says various monologues from his show, crushes intruders with his legs)
• David Letterman (says various monologues from his show, says "I'll give you top ten reasons to get out" when an intruder walks by and then hits them with his hairpiece)
• Jay Leno (says various monologue jokes from his show, whenever an intruder walks by he says "Did you hear about this? There's an intruder here that just won't quit", then hits the intruder with his lantern jaw of justice)

And those are our newest additions.