Friday 20 March 2009

Wacky and Weird toys we've got

We've made a few weird and wacky toys including the Jay Leno playtime friend. Here are a few of them:

  1. Seth Brundle/BrundleFly electronic action figure. an action figure of Jeff Goldblum in The Fly, says lines uttered by Seth Brundle from the film and also does the "vomit drop technique".
  2. Jittery Jack Black Electronic Plush- an electronic plushdoll of Jack Black of Tenacious D that has Jack Black's voice, says a variety of Jack Blackisms and also makes crazy noises and yells "CAFFIENE!" , goes crazy if you give him coffee. Sings Tenacious D songs when with the Kyle Gass toy.
  3. Kool Dude Kyle Gass Electronic Plush- an electronic plush toy of Jack's partner, has Kyle Gass's voice and says various KGisms, also makes various funny sounds.
  4. Kalvin the Crass Koala- a talking koala plush that says incredibly rude things such as "F***K you asshole!" "Go to hell" and "You suck!" , also says plenty of snarky Simon Cowell style insults. Also makes rude noises.
  5. Star Wars Mushabellies: Yoda, Wicket, Jar Jar, Chewie, and Jabba The Hutt- Mushabellies based on some of the aliens from Star Wars, Yoda says a Yodaism when you mush his belly, Wicket chirps, Jar Jar goes "Meesa Jar Jar binks!" and makes funny noises, Chewie growls and Jabba does his famous laugh.
  6. Zombie Griffin Dune- an electronic figure of Griffin Dune in his first zombie-like appearance from American Werewolf In London, says various lines from AWIL and also can scare off intruders by yelling "I AM A ZOMBIE AND I WILL MALICE YOU WITH A SHOEHORN!".
  7. John Candy Cuddle Buddies- John Candy meets Beanie Babies, soft cuddly plush toys of John and the following characters of his: Del, Barf, Uncle Buck, Freddie Bauer, Irv Blitzer, Johnny LaRue, Dean Andrews, Jack Gable, and Burton Mercer- each say lines that the character themselves says. The one of John himself chuckles when you squeeze his stomach.
  8. Audrey II Electronic Plush- A Plush toy of Audrey II from Little Shop Of Horrors, says "feed me" and also sings.
  9. Billy and Mandy: Brain-Eating Rock Electronic Toy- Same as the Audrey II toy, except it says "Gimme some brains".
  10. Tim Curry Alarm Clock- A delightfully creepy alarm clock that features the voice of Tim Curry. Has a figure of the Lord of Darkness from Legend.
  11. Batsy the bat- a creepy talking bat plush which features an impersonation of Peter Lorre (provided by me).
  12. Vincent the cat- a sinister talking plush black cat whose voice is an impersonation of Vincent Price.
  13. Tales From The Crypt: Crypt Keeper talking room guard. An electronic room guard of everyone's favourite ghoul, voice provided by John Kassir. Most of the time he stays in his coffin but when people try to sneak into the room he pops out of his cofin and cackles wildly just like on the tv show.
  14. Lil Chris Farley Plush assortment- an assortment of plush toys based on late comedian Chris Farley and his roles, they talk and say lines from the movies their from. Most popular is the Matt Foley one that shouts "You're going to be a doing a lot of (insert action here) when you're LIVIN IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!".
  15. Belching John Belushi plush- a plush doll of Jon Belushi that belches when you squeeze his stomach.
  16. Josh Peck collectable figurines: Chubby Josh, Thin Josh.

And many more..

3 comments:

  1. Were any of your talking/noisemaking plush toys inspired by my effort to create an inconspicious and effective yet cute and cuddly burglar alarm/party trick, also known as "Little Andria"? If so, you must have ESP, which I don't doubt. You are one of the smartest people I've encountered, and many of those people on AmIRight and its sister site InThe00s (which I was banned from for almost exactly what got you 86'd from AmIRight, namely, strong opinions and questionable behavior, as you said earlier in the blog, although I am anything but banned from AmIRight) are acting like buffoons for claiming that you are not what you are. In my eyes, you are the greatest cartoonist, inventor, comedian and all-around good guy I've ever corresponded with online. I'm probably your only regular fan, too.

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  2. Thanks. I just have a natural born gift for inventing. I've always been good at making stuff. One of my earliest inventions is the Grim Reaper electronic greeter. We used him for one of our halloween parties.

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  3. We also have a range of toys similar to your little Andria, we call them Disney Villain Electronic Buddies, they're basically made to be cute versions of well known disney villains- they look cute and innocent, but when someone walks by they scare them off using their own unique scare tactic (e.g Hades shoots fireballs, Cruella cackles wildly, Jafar turns into a snake, Judge Doom does his "scary toon" face)

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