Tuesday 19 May 2009

Drillbit Taylor Electronic Room Guard

Are you sick of your pesky older/younger siblings bugging you? Do you absolutely hate it when they swipe your stuff when you're not looking? And are you sick of their evil ways in general? We've got just the right thing for you. Introducing the Drillbit Taylor electronic room guard. Featuring the likeness of Owen Wilson, this toy is guranteed to keep you and your room safe and out of the reach of enemies and annoying siblings. It talks, strikes karate poses, yells, and does other cool stuff. Much like the Buzz Lightyear room guard it is voice activated, and you can activate his security mode via a special password.

Phrases it says when in normal mode:

  • "Hi, i'm Drillbit Taylor"
  • "Protecting people is what I do best"
  • "You're my best pal!"
  • "Let's have a little fun!"
  • "Yee-ha!"

Phrases it says while in security mode:

  • "Halt! Intruder, you are in a forbidden zone. Leave the area imediantley!"
  • "Intruder, you are under arrest!"
  • "Do not enter this room. I repeat, do not enter this room!"
  • "Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-yaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
  • "Stop right there. Before you go any further I have to warn you that the room you're about to enter is not your own. So leave right away or face the consciequences!"
  • "Where do you think you're going? If you're thinking about sneaking into this room, just forget it. This room is off-limits."
  • "Trying to sneak into the room, huh? Not on my watch!"

The Drillbit Taylor room guard is available in all good toy stores. Also available are the Rocky Balboa room guard, the Terminator room guard, the Rambo room guard, the Robocop room guard and the Ashley J.Williams roomguard. Also there's the Van Helsing and Wolverine roomguards too.

Other roomguards available:

  • Terminator ("Terminate" intruders out of your room)
  • Robocop (keep law and order in perfect harmony with help from Robocop)
  • Rambo (keep your room an enemy free zone with the fearsome John Rambo)
  • Rocky Balboa (knock out intruders for good with Rocky Balboa and his legendary fist)
  • Wolverine (intruders will think twice about trying to steal your stuff when Wolverine is on patrol)
  • Van Helsing (this monster hunting genius will keep your room safe from intruders of kinds even monsters, great for taking care of that monster that lives under your bed or in your closet)
  • Ash (keep pesky intruders and deadites away with the great Ashley J.Williams from the Evil Dead movies, hail to the king baby)
  • Dirty Harry Callahan (keep your home safe from crime with Dirty Harry).

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