Here is the truth behind Disney Channel's teen stars - none of them are actually human, in fact some are androids. The disney company sold it's soul to the devil in order to make shows like Hannah Montana, HSM, and Jonas.
Also HSM is actually part of their evil plan to rule the world - which works in the same way as Hulu's plan to destroy the world except they want to brainwash us and make us all into mindless drones so that we'll do their evil bidding instead of attempting to turn our brains to mush like Alec Baldwin says in the Hulu advert that aired during the superbowl a couple of years back.
Luckily if your kids are smart enough to resist the evil charms of Hannah and company than they will be unaffected.
Also some sources state that Miley might in fact actually be a werewolf or similar creature - most likely a wendigo.
I conclude that Disney has become an evil organisation run by a corrupt corporate executive archetype who has access to mind control technology.
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